/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17891886]

>Your education

>your largest holding (any asset class)

>is COVID-19 part of a larger plan by some shadow government?

[FREN !Ybpa5KV4dw No.17891921]

>law degree
>EUR
>(((covfefe-19)))

[Anonymous No.17891952]

>>17891886
>yes

[Anonymous No.17891962]

Currently a sophomore in college (economics)
Fantom (crypto)
no shit. Everything going on with the ((Fed)) is too suspicious right now.

How does a magician work? Show something in the left hand, when the real "magic" happens on the right hand.

[Anonymous No.17891979]

>>17891886
>econ degree
>$25k cash
>The chinks are up to something in the wuhan chemical weapons lab...

[Anonymous No.17891989]

>>17891886
>bs in econ and math
>about 7", no money
>not shadow, just regular govts

[Anonymous No.17892030]

>Education Degree
>BTC

No, covid 19 is a good example of how fragile our entire civilization and way of life actually is.

[Anonymous No.17892047]

>>17891886
>History degree
>guns and rest in cash to buy crypto and stocks when we drop even more
>of fucking course ordo ab chao. The question is who will win and will Trump stop them

[Anonymous No.17892098]

> graduated college with business diploma, getting filtered on my BA + honours
>$3000 Gold and silver, $8500 cash (Canadian)
>yes

[Anonymous No.17892579]

>>17891952
holy shit, first time Im seeing this - got a waruso link?

[Anonymous No.17893017]

>lawfagg
>EUR
>Nah, everything is just really flimsy.
I always thought this system was bulletproof and all that was left was riding the tiger. In fact this system is no Tiger, it's just bullshit and practically waiting to be shifted to whatever by whoever memes hard enough. I actually think all world leaders are brainlet boomers by now, you can literally take over the world if you try hard enough to b honest.

[Anonymous No.17893065]

>>17891886
>Your education
Masters degree in political science, bachelors degree in translation, associate degree in international law (I'm working for a diplomatic corps)
>your largest holding (any asset class)
LINK and Gold, in equal fiat amounts.
>is COVID-19 part of a larger plan by some shadow government?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17893108]

>>17891886
>computer engineering master's
>~$2M property + home
>yep

[Anonymous No.17893149]

>>17892047
>Muh gommie boogeyman
Ok boomer. Commies were tards and anti commies are even bigger tards for giving them so much cred. Plus that (litteral) fagg you posted has hurt your country more than any muh voodoo dark twisted philosiphy of non-consooming and starving ever has.
>>17892030
This. Nobody is qualified to do what they do at any level of all western governments. Only Putin and the chink arguably managed the situation in the best possible way.

[Anonymous No.17893170]

>PhD CompSCI world top 30 Uni
>Nano
>Yes

[Anonymous No.17893243]

>Associate of Science in Inflight Missile Repair
>My 401k has no option to short the market, so it's all in gubmint guaranteed fixed income
>Don't know but the reaction to it certainly looks like unwarranted overkill

[Anonymous No.17893256]

>>17893149
>everyone I dont like is a boomer
>communism is a boogey man its not as bad as you think

Kek look at this newfag commie

[Anonymous No.17893258]

>>17891886
>BA Econ
>Cash

My largest stock holdings are Southwest Airlines and ViacomCBS. ViacomCBS is incredibly cheap if you trust the credit markets. Currently trading at 2X trailing P/E. That being said, they expected synergies with their merger that will take a while to show up.

Their interest coverage ratio is >5X, and bonds are trading well above what they traded for when issued.

That means investors are more confident today than when the bonds were issued and the combined value of the companies was 4X what it was today.

It things blow over and the synergies turn out how management expected, the company will probably trade at like $70/share, especially if we have a blow off top. That means it might be a 10 bagger within 2-3 years, especially if you can buy below $10/share. Insiders have been buying.

[Anonymous No.17893280]

>>17891886
>I failed at education
>muh dick
>probably, but it's also a massive opportunity for every other shadow government as well as richfags to shotgun some asset purchases for lulz

[Anonymous No.17893291]

>>17893149
>Nobody is qualified to do what they do at any level of all western governments.
Every time I see a congressional hearing, almost every politician comes across as borderline retarded. It's impressive.

[Anonymous No.17893313]

>Computer Science
>my rental property
>doesn’t have to be, but if anyone it was China’s plan to rebalance their population pyramid while throwing the West into turmoil

[Anonymous No.17893332]

>>17891886
it's the same people who did 9/11.

[Anonymous No.17893852]

>>17893258
Nigger, you're fucked. You will be broke before Christmas.

[Anonymous No.17894022]

>>17893852
>>17893258
>You will be broke before Christmas.
True. Fuck going long on any individual equity right now. Just get some 3x bear etfs and hold until the huge crash is clearly over. This is the easiest money you'll ever make. You'll have the rest of your life to fuck around with fundamental analysis once this is all over.

[Anonymous No.17894069]

>>17894022
Not just individual equity. He went all in on a media conglomerate and a fucking AIRLINE. Days before the global lockdown and emergency measures.

[Anonymous No.17894107]

>highschool dropout
>XRP
>jews
go ahead laugh

[Anonymous No.17894114]

>>17891886
>Your education
associates degree
>your largest holding (any asset class)
3 BTC
>is COVID-19 part of a larger plan by some shadow government?
It's just chinks poisoning the whole planet. The shadow government never lets a crisis go to waste though they are making BIG MOVES behind the scenes. We are all going to come out of this very different

[Anonymous No.17894174]

>>17891886
>4 year weebology degree

>rental real estate, followed by gold mining stocks

>china virus isnt a government plan, but the way over the top response to it is

[Anonymous No.17894192]

>>17891952
that's fucking insane...

[Anonymous No.17894234]

>>17894107
>jews
>holding a jewish scam coin
No wonder you dropped out.

[Anonymous No.17894308]

>high school diploma
>$100
>this is just neoliberalism's endgame. take money from poors and give it to bankers and "defense" contractors

[Anonymous No.17895450]

>>17891886
>BA in finance and economics
>SILVER
>Yes the chinks are cookin up sumtin

[Anonymous No.17895484]

>>17891886
Masters
Quarter mill in savings
No

[Anonymous No.17895783]

Degreeless software engineer

Bitcoin

Not sure. Need more proof. Suspicious how the epicentre of the outbreak was near a p4 lab though. If this disease is novel, that means it wasn't being openly studied at the lab. Probably biological weapon under some secret Chink black ops project.

[Anonymous No.17895865]

>>17891886
>Juris Doctor
>BAT and LINK
>no, in my opinion it's more likely a bio-weapon still in testing and was either accidentally released (by either U.S. or China) or leaked on purpose

>>17891921
>>17893017
>>17893065

quite a few lawfags here.

[Anonymous No.17896041]

>>17891886
>Attorney
>ABBV and LINK
>I can’t rule it out and it’s possible, but I don’t think so.

>>17895865
Ah hello my good man

[Anonymous No.17896045]

>Computer Information Systems Bachelors (Software Engineer)
>Mutual funds
Shadow government? China is in the midst of an ecomic disaster caused by too many retirees for the younger generation to support. Isn't it convenient that China would have a virus that kills old people while not effecting children. Also remember those hong kong riots, sure would be nice if china could lock people in their homes and get praised by the world for it. I wonder what "Shadow government couldve done this.

[Anonymous No.17896076]

>>17891886
>>is COVID-19 part of a larger plan by some shadow government?
Yes. (((they))) want to crash LINK, but they failed. Little did they know I will NEVER SELL MY BAG. You hear me?!?! I AM NEVER SELLING!

[Anonymous No.17896115]

>>17891886
>CPA
>cash
>yes

[Anonymous No.17896128]

>>17896076
Quite based

[Anonymous No.17896222]

B.Sc. in Finance
RSR unironically
Not at least initially

[Anonymous No.17896269]

>BS Microbiology, BS Molecular bio
>Crypto
>No, the virus is from a zoonotic event but the responses of nations are obviously playing the game.

[Anonymous No.17896375]

>>17891886
>Forest Management (Associates in Applied Science, and a Bachelors in 2 months from now)
>EWS
>COVID-19 was a failed attempt of Canada and the US to target Asia and Iran, and when the Chinese scientists stole it they were too retarded to bury their used lab animals. In other words, The west failed to keep COVID out of their own nations, and the Chinese failed to keep it contained in their laboratory.

[Anonymous No.17896399]

BASc Mechanical Engineering
$31.7k across 4 index funds (was $38.8k two weeks ago)
COVID-19 is a Chinese bio-weapon

[Anonymous No.17896436]

BSc in CompSci
LINK since 2017
It's used to keep people off the streets and restrict freedom of movement to track and remove high value targets

[Anonymous No.17896466]

>>17891886
>Computer Engineering master
>BSV
>no.

[Anonymous No.17896526]

>ba econ
>hundreds of .50 cal desert eagles, gold plated
>I AM THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT.

[Anonymous No.17896984]

BA Accounting/Urban Planning

Land

No

[Anonymous No.17897922]

>humanities faggots with finance economics and law degrees
>still huge losers losing money every day throwing around conspiracy theories with no intelligent discourse
Wtf I have lost even more respect for you humanities faggots.

[Anonymous No.17897948]

>some college for communications degree, didn't finish
>stinkies
>yes