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>> No.17890890

>>17890861
Buy one with your 1,000 dollar gibs

>> No.17890903

>>17890861
Soon, once the US economy collapses like Russia's did 30 years ago, you'll be able to buy one for a can of spam

>> No.17890908
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17890908

>>17890890
Im a yuropoor no gibs for me
will probably have to pay a new "solidarity" tax the way things usually work out here

>> No.17890952

>>17890861
I just want a gf that isn't repulsive

>> No.17890997
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17890997

>>17890861
you wont get me

>> No.17891006

>>17890861
Buy chainlink

>> No.17891134

>>17890861
tfw big tiddy black gf :)
motorboating them feels pretty good man

>> No.17891151

>>17890861
Go back to 16 and don't be such a loser then get one because that's when they're all taken.

>> No.17891290

>>17890861
alteratively you can get a regular gf and feed her pills like domperidone or estrogen/progesteron, idk. Some of that stuff should make boobs grow

>> No.17891301

>>17890861
I have one
It's great
that is all

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>>17891151
/biz/ needs to invest in time travel

>> No.17891351

>>17890997
im smart athletic and attractive pls be my gf

>> No.17891366
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>pleb: breasts
>nigger: ass
>patrician: hips