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>be me in July, not serious investor then
>broke college student and avid redditor/memer
>read an article about how to buy stocks
>"time to buy!"
>r/stocks
>"buy le AMD lulz meme lol"
>buy 20 AMD shares at $5 in July cause I am gullible to advice from anonymous people on internet who will not suffer the consequences of the shitty advice they give to others
>buy textbooks on amazon same night for $600 >"might as well get textbooks ahead of time"
>$20 left in account
>thanksobama.nig
>trade cancelled next day and docked $35 fee
>fuck.jpg
>no money left and dont get paid for 2 weeks
>"hey broke fag you cant pay us so were closing your account"
>Robinhood closes account
>cant get reactivated cause no money but "oh well, it was fun but I need to focus on college"
>check AMD stock throughout semester "no biggie"
>trump rally begins
>black-guy-eating-kfc-and-dancing.gif
>get job in december
>make good money
>want to get into stocks again
>download robinhood 2 months ago
>account still closed in January
>contact support 13 fucking times to try and reactivate
>finally they reply
>"your account will be reactivated in 1-2 business days broke bitch"
>fuckyeah.jpg
>plan on buying $500 worth of AMD at low of 9.8 mid january
>5 days later account still closed
>sweatingguymeme.jpg
>price shoots up as expected by anyone over next few weeks
>fuckme.png
>get drunk for first time in a long time last night to ease pain
>account still closed to this day and they never reply to my emails
>TFW you had trip to moon cancelled twice and all u are is a failed astronaut who can only dream that he finds another way to make it out of his shitty life without killing self

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1789095

close to a month ago...

>> No.1789102
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1789102

*slits wrist*

>> No.1789126

>>1789080
You posted this in the AMD thread.

No one cared there, why would people care now?

>> No.1789131

>>1789080
try r9k

>> No.1789147
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1789147

>earn 1.5btc through some site where you answered people's questions for BTC and if they didn't accept the answer you would automatically receive it
>Spam shit and every question and since half the posters already paid to post a question (1btc or something like that to post) and forgot the site even exists you got paid
>Cashed out my 1.5btc for the highest price it was going for at the time, $12
>Mfw 4 years later

>> No.1789250

>>1789080
you know how many other brokers there are out there dumbass?

>> No.1790555

Dont feel bad anon. I hold quite a bit of Trumpcoin and I held throughout the pump. If I sold I would have made around $40k.

Yep. I am a moron.

>> No.1790641

>>1790555
Damn ur a fuckin idiot. How stupid can u be ?

>> No.1790820

>buying textbooks
Found your problem.
gen.lib.rus.ec

Thank me later.

>> No.1790839

>>1790555
at least that coin has a bright future with a solid use cas

>> No.1791243

Oh wow, you would've gone from having $100 to having $250!!!!

Kill yourself.