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>we have to protect boeing

>> No.17883851

BOEING GREATEST COMPANY ON EARTH

>> No.17883854

TRUMP: WE HAVE TO PROTECT BOEING

TRUMP: I AM THE BEST AT THE BIPARTISAN

TRUMP: NEVAH BEEN DONE BEFO

>> No.17883855

Boeing best company in the world
Load up on LEAPs

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Going all in on SPXL and holding until VIX goes down to 20. See you on Mars, smoothbrians.

>> No.17883863

FUCK BULLTARDS
FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK JANNIES

>> No.17883865

THIS IS THE BOTTOM

>> No.17883866 [DELETED] 

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>boeing

>> No.17883871
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https://youtu.be/IpwHB2U3J1s

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Dump it.

>> No.17883878

Oldfag here. Im a brainlet and former chad. Still a brainlet.

My whole family is into longterm investing. Theyve always told me to get into it, my whole life but because of my brainlet tendencies I just couldnt grasp it, nor did I have the attention span to learn it.

Now that we are crashing, stocks are going to be cheap as shit. Thinking about acting like a Jew and capatalizing on this shit as its down and wait for it to come back up and sell it. Short term investing. Whatever gains I make I will pull out and spend on stupid brainlet type of shit. Motorcycle. Hookers. Weed. Etc.

Thinking like a Jew I am trying to capatalize on anything negative. Is there a war on the horizon? Maybe I could invest in guns or ammunition? What is needed dor this panedemic? Should I invest in 3M(dust masks?)

You get my point?

Explain to me like the retarded child that I am. Oh an btw I was thinking of doing this with a Line of Credit. I dont have lump sums of cash lying around to invest. I was thinking of dropping 5 or 10 grand from a Line into this shit. Explain to the tard what to do in chad terms. Make it easy for me im a brainlet after all.

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>>17883800
Fuck tripfags

>> No.17883884

Boeing's still down but coming back up fast.

>> No.17883887

>>17883850
this money printer stuff needs to go on
its a meme goldmine

>> No.17883888

can someone get this orangutan off the fucking tv lmao

>> No.17883889

BEARS BTFO YOU PIECES OF COMMIE SHIT. MAGA

>> No.17883890

>>17883865
YOU TAKE DICKS UP YOUR BOTTOM

>> No.17883891

>>17883850
gov't will backstop their debt

>> No.17883896
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POWERFUL DISPLAY by BOEING

>> No.17883898

when is it time for big brains to buy back in? 17000?

>> No.17883899

GOD BIRX MAKES MY DICK SO HARD

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>>17883868

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welp boys, we had a good run, get ready for Eternal Deflation: Electric Boogaloo

>> No.17883910

>>17883896
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17883914

Why the fuck do stocks rally on trump fellating himeself?

>> No.17883915

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.17883916
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BEAR BITCH IS BACK

>the customer- american people first

>> No.17883923

WHY IS IT PUMPING AGAIN

>> No.17883925

We weren't testing because the WHO tests were shit. World Health Libtards BTFO eternally

>> No.17883928

>>17883899
BRIX MAKES ME STOP SHITTING BRICKS

>> No.17883930 [DELETED] 

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>> No.17883934

SHUT UP ABOUT HIV YOU STUPID BITCH THIS ISNT 1970 YOU DISGUSTING HAG

>> No.17883940

NO NO NO IT'S GOING THE WRONG WAY

>> No.17883946

>>17883878
Dollars will be worthless buy food and guns

>> No.17883948

>>17883878
>Line of Credit. I dont have lump sums of cash lying around to invest
>line of credit
unless you get a 0% rate forget about it

>> No.17883949

>>17883878
gr8 b8 m8 8/8

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>>17883850
Yes.

>> No.17883954
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never EVER bet against big peps again

>> No.17883955

>sqqq dipping wew lads

>> No.17883956

>>17883923
mnuchin kaikoen x 10 in the background working that handle

>> No.17883958

>>17883896
fuck man, i want to buy boeing so bad. Are they going to go lower still?

>> No.17883959

>>17883878
you;re a fucking retard

>> No.17883960

>>17883923
Because trump is a business man first. He wouldn't let the stock market go to shit

>> No.17883962

H&S on the ES 5 min. This thing is gonna dump.

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>>17883790
i am just guessing, brand new to this shit.
couldn't tell you what index was just 2 days ago..

it's just the virus doesn't actually exist.... it only exists on television.
when he starts fucking talking.

>> No.17883964

>>17883934
STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU, NIGGER!

>> No.17883970

>>17883878
>i'm a brainlet
yes I can see that, you'll get what you deserve

>> No.17883971

I FUCKING LOVE TRUMP! WHAT A CHAD

>> No.17883974

>>17883934
You take that back you literal inbred. Brix is a national treasure.

>> No.17883975
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NO MY FUCKING LIFE SAVINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17883984

Very well done, Trump.
HOWEVER

>> No.17883986

>>17883960
>Because trump is a business man first. He wouldn't let the stock market go to shit

You need to insert the word "failed" in there.

>> No.17883994

>nothing was offered
>they were bad tests anyway
pick one

>> No.17884000
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>>17883934

>> No.17884002

Fucking FLAT

>> No.17884007

What is a better buy for the long term Disney or Boeing?

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>>17883800
>oil
OIL CHADS ARRISE, ARRISE

https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/CCAL-116scal-2020-03-17/pdf/CCAL-116scal-2020-03-17.pdf

TODAY THE USA IS FINALLY VETOING ARMS SALES TO THIS FAGGOT AND HIS UAE CUKS FOR FLOODING THE MARKET, WHOS GUNNA PROTECT HIM NOW?!

>> No.17884012

>>17883839
Convince me to sell my boeing puts

>> No.17884014

>>17883986
dilate

>> No.17884020
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>he sold?

>> No.17884024 [DELETED] 

Seriously... whoever posted this image... fuck man it’s like one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen...

>>17883954
BAAAAAAAAAASEEDDDDD
PEPSICOFRITOLAYGATORADEMOOOOOOONMISSIIIIOOOOONNNN!!!!

>> No.17884032
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>>17883914
somehow they always do

>> No.17884033

>>17883964
>>17883974
YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT
S
H
I
T I H S
H
I
T

>> No.17884034

>>17883986
>8 bankruptcies out of 500+ trump companies
>failed
>he failed his way to the most powerful chair in the world
if hes a failure you really should just kill yourself

>> No.17884037

>>17883958
It's crashing because its credit rating was downgraded today, so tomorrow is a likely bounce.

>> No.17884038

>>17884007
Dis

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>>17883955
I mean, it doesn't go away just at worst if full recovery hits like 15 a share. Just keep it for a rainy day if you don't hit the 100+ buy point. If you are a retard and dumped your whole networth then you deserve it.

>> No.17884043

>The China expulsion order applies to all US citizens working for NY Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, Time, and Voice of America
KICKED OUT OF 110 COUNTRIES

>> No.17884046

>>17884007
which one needs a bailout because of a mild flu?

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>>17883800
What's the bet we see a +3% to -13% crash at close like yesterday?

>> No.17884051

Buy stockcoin definitely not a pump and dump.

>> No.17884052

>>17883955
Of course it's going to have little dips while retard bulls who can't read the writing on the wall buy "cheap" stocks.
This ship is sinking, and there's no way around it.

>> No.17884066

>>17884034
>if hes a failure you really should just kill yourself

FAILED

>> No.17884071

>>17884043
what are you talking about

>> No.17884072

Buying spy puts is so tempting but the premiums are insane so I'm sticking with sqqq

>> No.17884075
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Seriously... whoever posted this image... fuck man it’s like one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen...

>>17883954 #
BAAAAAAAAAASEEDDDDD
PEPSICOFRITOLAYGATORADEMOOOOOOONMISSIIIIOOOOONNNN!!!!

>> No.17884079

>>17884043
Kek

>> No.17884081

>>17884014
There is nothing more pathetic than a /ptg/ posting magakike. Everyone hates you.

>> No.17884083

>>17883868
What movie is this from?

>> No.17884092

Didn't Bush do this exact same stimulus check thing in 2008? Is there any reason to buy anything other than puts with the check?

>> No.17884093

>>17884039
Sell, wtf is wrong with me don't actually buy it at 100. god knowing some of you on here you probably would.

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>>17884050
I don't even fucking know anymore.

>> No.17884096
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MY BOEING PUTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT THE FUCK EVER HAPPENED TO RESPONSIBLE FISCAL POLICY

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

PUNISH THE BAD MANAGMENT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE FREE MARKET YOU STUPID FUCK

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>>17884075
You’ve never seen Nero before?

>> No.17884111

>>17884081
Seconded. I fucking wish the maga boomers would fuck off once and for all.

>> No.17884117

>>17884043
Why do people keep kicking them out?

>> No.17884121

>>17884100
whore

>> No.17884124

>>17884096
Relax, it's going to dump into close.

>> No.17884126

>>17884081
lmao did you see that in my post history you redditor tranny? kys

>> No.17884127

>>17884081
cringe
enjoy november shitdick

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>>17884043

>> No.17884129

>>17883800
This is just prolonging the inevitable market collapse.

>> No.17884131

Thanks for the free money feds.

>> No.17884141

>that old lady commercial or whatever
i'm stunned

>> No.17884142

>>17883930
Thank you based fed

>> No.17884145
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>>17884075
imagine

>> No.17884146

>>17884096
>WHAT THE FUCK EVER HAPPENED TO RESPONSIBLE FISCAL POLICY
hahahahahahahaa what?

>> No.17884150

Republicans are going to block any bailout bill in the senate anyway.

>> No.17884154
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am I the only one who thinks this is ultima trampa del toro?

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>>17884096
Lol, your down fall was betting upon ideological lines not the real state of the world as it exists today, fool.

>> No.17884156

>>17884126
>the_donald refugee projection
>>17884127
Democracy isn't real retard.

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>> No.17884167

>>17884127
>cringe
>enjoy november shitdick

What's he going to run on? Being the most financially inept president since Hoover?

>> No.17884171

>>17884131
Who holds boeing puts here? Bailout this bailout that, but who buys stonks of a broke company that is about the be bailed out? Coudln't stock holders still get rekt?

>> No.17884178
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>>17884096
MCAS activated on Boeing's stock price. It'll keep falling until 346 managers kill themselves.

>> No.17884179

DIE SPY DIE

>> No.17884182

you guys think sqqq will reach $30 again?

>> No.17884184
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>"Free" market places all over the world banning shorting
How is that even legal

>> No.17884185

man, I'm dying for a drink
should I risk it lads?

>> No.17884186

>>17884124
2:15 Senate re-convenes after both party lunches
3:00 Senate vote approves Corona stimulus actually designed to help the actual problem
3:01 S&P jumps 8%
4:00 You visit the hardware store
5:00 You neck yourself with the rope you bought there after loosing it all

>> No.17884187

Bog giveth bog taketh, I can't believe the memes were real.

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>its gonna crash f-for sure anytime now guys

Said the increasingly nervous shortler for the quadrillionth sixillionth time

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>>17883800
I see someone used my screen shot.

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>>17884121
rude, but that’s fine because I’m a Jeannefag myself

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>>17884096

>not having LEAPs on them since the 737 max fiasco when they were at 300 levels

Your fault for trying to catch knives.

>> No.17884204
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>hazmat suits everywhere
>next commercial
>cut to South African nuclear powerplent with zombie music
>''we're good but not you whiteboi'' unironically

i cant watch anymore

>> No.17884208

>>17883800
Is helicopter money actually a thing now? Source?

>> No.17884211

>>17884193
FASTER

>> No.17884212

>>17884188
It's going down right now dumbass

>> No.17884213

>>17884127
>implying this recession doesn't mean that Trump will get crushed in the election
The MIGA cultist meltdown is going to be more amusing than watching the market get cut in half

>> No.17884214
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Is this solid advice /biz/?

>> No.17884217

>>17884193
back to fgoal fucking dumb french whore poster

>> No.17884218

I've never had this much fun in a market before. I'm glad I lived long enough to witness the market turning into a shitcoin volatility-wise.

>> No.17884219

Can someone explain to me (the retard) why the market peaks midday

>> No.17884223

>>17884193
based

>> No.17884224

>>17884186
90% priced in already, sorry.

>> No.17884230
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>>17884211

>> No.17884234

>>17884188
Bro you are literally watching the DOW slip back below 2.0 right now.

The S&P is now below 2500 again.

>> No.17884236

>bought more SQQQ at $24
>already almost back up to $28
wa la, free money.

>> No.17884237

>>17884214
yeah in early 2018

>> No.17884241

>>17884167
with any luck, closing the border permanently, letting the coastal cities burn down from karmic race riots, and nuking beijing

>> No.17884242
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I want to stay home and watch the markets so bad but I'm a wagie and have to leave in fifteen minutes.

Why must life be this way

>> No.17884245

>>17884208
its not helicopter money until the fed is monetizing debt to pay for it
give it 2 weeks

>> No.17884252
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>>17884212
Delusional. Its on an upward trend.

>> No.17884253
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>>17884188
WTF are you talking about

>> No.17884254

>>17884219
Fed has to wake up.

>> No.17884257

can this be the beginning of Japanification? looks like the FED can't prevent deflation

>> No.17884259

load up on PTON puts

>> No.17884260
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Near the bottom of the the spy dump today, I started doubling down on puts on RH, putting in maybe half my account. So even though I dumped the rest in after the pump started, I'm STILL not green with this mini dump.

>> No.17884261

>>17884236
same
feels good
gonna sell off at 28 and then buy back in when the fed pumps it later today

>> No.17884263

>>17884252
kek

>> No.17884264

>>17884242
don't worry you'll lose your job soon

>> No.17884275

>>17884252
zoom out you absolute fucking retard

>> No.17884277
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My shorts got so fucking wrecked before so I just quadrupled down on SQQQ. This shit better tank.

>> No.17884280
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10% of the entire UK mobile phone network was down today

>> No.17884283
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So am I hearing this shit right. We all gonna get free gibs now? Just like that? Based Fed.

>> No.17884284

Economics aren't real

>> No.17884287

MY PUTS GO DOWN
THEY GO UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

>> No.17884289

>>17884252
No that looks like the cap of an up trend now heading into a down trend.

>> No.17884291

345 dead in italy again today.
over 1k dead in the last 3 days.
fuck.

>> No.17884293

>>17884260
>down 50k
based

>> No.17884296

>>17884213
>foreign influence and open borders cause a pandemic in a society that has been trending toward executing communists and flirting with unironic fascism for five years
>the guy saying we should close the borders and kick foreigners out is going to lose
yes im sure running on putting MORE stuff in your butt and giving the country to foreigners who hate us is going to be a real winning message, especially when your messenger is literally stroking out on camera every time he goes in front of a mic

>> No.17884301

>>17884260
God I get nervous just watching the 2k on SQQQ/SPXU go up and down I don't know if I could manage losing and gaining 200k

>> No.17884306
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>>17884230
FASTER

>> No.17884309

>>17884291
literally white genocide

>> No.17884310

Well we are up boys. Trump haters can get fucked. Looks like the media scare didnt hurt Trump at all

>> No.17884312

FUCK OFF FED

>> No.17884314

Any anglos can recommend me short ETFs based on SPY and DOW?

>> No.17884325

>>17884277

They are gonna pass the stimulus today anon, you're gonna get face fucked into the close.

>> No.17884326
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17884326

>Covid update
>muh economy muh market muh customer muh stocks
>stocks go down anyway

>> No.17884327

>>17884291
They should have accepted more migrants. This is god punishing them for their xenophobia.

>> No.17884329

>poo on cnbc says recession not priced in yet
HOLY SHIT ALL IN ON SPY PUTS

>> No.17884336
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>>17884275
>zoom out

Happy now, CIA nigger?

>> No.17884339 [DELETED] 

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>> No.17884344

I cant put into words how happy I am the U.S is finally seeing the light of socialism, it's time the average person gets taken care of in america and not just the super rich corporations.

$1000 better be a stepping stone, everyone should get $35k a year.

>> No.17884352

OH GOD IM GONNA POOOOOOOOOOMP

>> No.17884355
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>>17884310
Holy shit the amount of retards in this fucking thread is astronomically high,

>> No.17884356
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>>17884242
Im supposed to be waking up for work in 45 minutes for a job im getting fired from by a boss who's trying to force me to resign by calling me a thief and neglegent shitbag to satisfy a cunt client who blames me for rain causing an electrical fault in a machine on my day off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odMyrQFv-UU

>> No.17884360

>>17884296
You don't seem to understand how herd mentality works, which is no surprise since you're clearly retarded. The current president takes the blame for all problems, period. Trump is done.

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I am getting McDonalds

>> No.17884365

AAL on a major dip right now bois. It's a time to buy in before the next pump.

>> No.17884367

>>17884252
is this the power of TA?

>> No.17884375

>>17884344
>How will we pay for it?
>they literally start paying for it
Bernie Sanders must be so mad this shit didn't happen a month ago

>> No.17884376

>>17884361
Be safe out there fren

>> No.17884378
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>>17884339

>> No.17884379

>>17884344
at the rate we're going 1000 dollars will get you a weeks' worth of mcnuggets

>> No.17884381

>>17884361
How very American of you!

>> No.17884382

>>17884360
trump is going to win the popular vote

>> No.17884384
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>>17884336

>> No.17884388

>>17884260
How long did it take you to get 1mil in RH?

>> No.17884389

>>17884356
lol like just dont wake up nigger

>> No.17884392

>>17884352
HHHHHHHHHHHHNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGPMFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPFAFHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17884395

>>17884242
what are you even on the fucking literal rollercoaster im looking at?
you know what
do crypto, youll LOVE it

>> No.17884401

>>17884379
>implying thats a bad thing

>> No.17884402
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Man I hate this midday show. This lady. Kelly Evans? She’s like one of my least favorite of the cnbc qts. Even Bertha is more charismatic.

>>17884100
>>17884193
Huh?
That is not sexy
something about that other pic though... those thighs and that butt and the way she’s presenting and tugging at her tie and goddamn...
>>17884145
No fucking way with ass tits and thighs like that.

Oh it’s fate.
It’s a porn game.
That makes sense.

>> No.17884403

>>17884310
Trump finally seems to understand so I don't see why this should become a reason to hate Trump. The war with Iran and the deals with Israel sure but he's handling it just about what was expected first a bit of denial and then balls deep trying to fix it.

>> No.17884408

please stop pumping feds let me get my money back from these fomo puts at least

>> No.17884414

>>17884259
I tried, but first I got a three percent error rule, then a risky market prices delayed error. Fuck.

>> No.17884415

>>17884360
Trump has a hardcore base who are wise to the deep state tricks. You have no clue how much support Trump has. He will never lose because he has never lost once in his life. He is a pure winner

>> No.17884417

>>17884260
Anthony?

>> No.17884421

>>17884355
We’ve been getting raided by trumptrannies and commie scum.

And newfags who know nothing about the market.

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>>17884389
Painkillers and booze still work for that?

>> No.17884426

>>17884403
>The war with Iran
kek

>> No.17884429
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>>17884306

>> No.17884430

CPB TR and SJM tearing up today

>> No.17884433

>>17884382
>economy crashes harder than 1929
>winning anything
You are utterly delusional lol

>> No.17884434
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>>17884257
Is the fed legally allowed to buy stocks?

I could imagine emergency changes to allow it desu just tossed in with the other emergency budgets being passed by congress.

Trump is willing to do ANYTHING to keep the market up, and I really think the fed the fed seems like they're getting more and more serious about it.

I'm worried that they'll keep trying till one day there's an emergency meeting or a trump conference where there's a surprise announcement that they're going to just buy equities directly

>>17884260
Slightly green on fidelity due to going all in there near the top of the pump. Getting nervous but there's enough negative events coming that I think we go back down.

All my puts expire months out so I am not too worried about waiting

>> No.17884435

>>17884329
source

>> No.17884438
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Aw shit, here we go again...

>> No.17884439

>>17884382
>trump is going to win the popular vote

I love the smell of fear sweat wafting off Trumptards right now.

>> No.17884440

>>17884185
No.

>> No.17884443

>>17884408

The Fed didn't make you go short when the VIX was near all time highs, anon.

>> No.17884445

>>17884083
knowing

>> No.17884451
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>+414 death in Italy
>+182 in Spain
>Not slowing down at all, quite the contrary even
>People are still buying this market when bodies will soon fill the streets in the US

>> No.17884452

>>17884375
It doesn't matter because the fed can make more money.

>> No.17884453

>>17884242
Bro.

Please coof on some oldies there.
I need that job. I promise I won’t steal the qt blonde and azn. I’m practicing social distancing.

>> No.17884454

>>17884438
based

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>> No.17884456

buy the 2nd sqqq dip boys

>> No.17884459

Be happy the feds are pomping ett. If they werent everyone would be in puts and you wouldn't be able to buy any puts or sell out of any of your positions.

>> No.17884462

>>17884260
>down 50K in one day
I'm laughing at you, richfag.

>> No.17884464

>>17884361
Can you get me a uuuhuhhhhbbbbbbbbbc xzzzaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.17884475

>>17884417
Yessir

>> No.17884484

>>17884433
If anything, this is water on Bernies mill. The big evil banks being propped up by the government that at the same time argues they cant afford basic healthcare or education for all.

Fucking rip republican america, its over. This will cause a massive shift towards socialism in America and we are already seeing the first concrete measure with coronabux.

Trump is fucked

>> No.17884485
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17884485

Bongs please recommend me some short ETFs based off US, I want to get on the gravy train too but my broker can't do direct US ETFs.

>> No.17884492

>>17884435
sri-kumar on cnbc @ time i posted

>> No.17884494

>>17884443
i know it was retarded and i wont do it again just stop pumping for a little bit and let me get my money back please jerome

>> No.17884498

BA penny stock when?

>> No.17884499

>>17884145
>90 pounds
>tits and ass
No.

>> No.17884501

>>17884456
Why though?
Why would tech be the hardest impacted sector by this shit? It’s the one that stands to gain the most from all this work from home shit.

>> No.17884503

>>17884434
the biggest concern is the corporate debt market, Fed does have the mandate to purchase corporate paper

>> No.17884507

>>17884451
There's no reason for the pump and dump to stop, the market moved away from following news and is now just like any shitcoin.

>> No.17884511
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>>17884451
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUY THE FUCKING DIP TRUS THE PLAN AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17884514
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>>17884451
>EU literally closing all borders
>green day across the board
this will all come crashing down tomorrow

>> No.17884516

>>17883800
Moderna in phase 1 clinical trials for Coronavirus vaccine

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/16/first-human-trial-for-coronavirus-vaccine-begins-monday-in-the-us.html

>> No.17884518

>>17884499
>fanart has to match official measurements

>> No.17884520

>>17884415
How can his base be wise to deep state tricks when they are supporting a man whose Israel policy is "let them keep all the land they took illegally?"
You have to be dumber than a nigger to support Trump.

>> No.17884523

>>17884451
*345 in Italy, how did I type that wrong

>> No.17884527
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>>17884451
fake news. everything is fine. keep buying

>> No.17884531

>>17884484
>The big evil banks being propped up by the government that at the same time argues they cant afford basic healthcare or education for all.
most republican voters are too dumb to even comprehend this statement, republican party will be fine

>> No.17884533

>>17884501
>people lose spending power
>sales go down

Its really simple actually

>> No.17884535
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when will my delta and american airlines recover bros

>> No.17884536

>>17884516
priced in

>> No.17884539

>>17884433
>>17884439
>external factors that were absolutely mitigated by the sitting presidents platform that the opposition fought against and sued him for every step of the way
let me spell this out for you so you can start loading your hollow points now
when the dust clears in august, people are going to wake up to the democrat faggots going all in on an impeachment circus and bungling the government during the critical december/january period
this blood WILL be spattered all over pelosi's face and there will be no fucking survivors
youre getting slaughtered downticket
GOP will have the house, senate, presidency and supreme court until 2040
you're fucked
not to mention a month from now when starving wagies, blacks and hispanics are tearing apart blue cities and democrat governors have to crack down and start shooting looters in the streets
buckle up dipshits

>> No.17884545

If I buy puts over a year out, and I buy calls over a year out as well of the same stock, isn't that pretty safe? If one does shitty the other one will cancel it out and I can manage to make profit each direction. Of course if I sell one, I'm still stock with the other, but at over a year out its bound to make SOME money at some point if IV is low?

>> No.17884547

>>17884535
Buy more

>> No.17884548
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It will happen when the weather cools...
Summer will be the biggest bull trap of all time

>> No.17884550

>>17884520
Dilate.

>> No.17884551

>>17884494

No, Daddy Jerome needs to punish you bears because you've been very naughty boys in the last 4 weeks.

>> No.17884552

>>17884516
Fuckoff they ain’t got shit
Now Regeneron... there’s the play today
Gonna be on cramer tonight too. They’re his shining ray of hope kekkies

>> No.17884558

Trump “thirty minute pump” is a chump and the DOW’s gonna dump

>> No.17884560

>>17884535
when people want to fly again, a.k.a. never.

>> No.17884563

>>17884516
>https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/16/first-human-trial-for-coronavirus-vaccine-begins-monday-in-the-us.html

They were saying on KING 5 this morning (Seattle TV) that it'd be about 18 months before it's widely available.

>> No.17884570

>>17884455
Based and Greenpilled

>> No.17884576

>>17884535

>delta

After this flu season passes.

>AA

They have more problems than just the fucking flu.

>> No.17884579

>>17884533
Right, but then you could just short the spy, the Dow, or really, what I want to short, the small caps.

>> No.17884580

>>17884545
try it and let us know how it works out for you :)

>> No.17884582

>>17884531
young people. I cannot stress young people enough.

>> No.17884585

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

>> No.17884589

WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR
NO NOT MY LIFE SAVINGS
WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17884591

>>17884535
I went green and closed on AAL today, what the fuck were you doing during the pump?

>> No.17884593
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When the DJIA pumps back to 1000 pts, I'm going back into SDOW. These fake and gay pumps are no match for the BIG BOI bear dumpenings.

>> No.17884594
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When is it gonna stop, bros

>> No.17884595
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>>17884440
ok

>> No.17884596

>too poor for boeing
>buy jetblue calls instead
I am the biggest retard on this board

>> No.17884597

>>17884548
please tell me the govt is actually dumping some of that huge stimulus into making more beds and hospitals and shit.

>> No.17884605

>>17884535
if/when bailouts happen. it's not much of a secret that these companies dont really have any money to cover their debts, and this months-long pandemic won't be pretty for them

>> No.17884607

>>17884582
how did young voter turnout go in the primaries?

>> No.17884610

>>17884356
LMAO imagine being a wagie

>> No.17884611

>>17884539

You're so fucking delusional that it's actually sad. If you're honestly not trolling with this drivel, you should seriously turn off the TV and go outside for awhile.

>> No.17884618

>>17884511
I hope this archboomer gets coofed on

>> No.17884620

>>17884582
Everyone becomes a conservative later in life when they grow up. The GOP will be fine, in fact they will grow stronger

>> No.17884622

>>17884388

A few weeks. I think I started by spending $10k on bullshit end of February, then started depositing more and more after the first dump in the start of March. Not sure if I ended up depositing around $59-109k overall on Robinhood, since I just realized some transfers recently cleared. Last week I was swinging around between $100k and $500k, tried deposit $50k more probably around $250k and then my account's value when over $500k by the time markets opened.

Now I just lost $50k in half a day it feels kind of surreal to think just last week I was so worried about rushing to deposit an extra $50k.

Fidelity, I deposited $40k during the end of the march dip and only bet against spy instead of trying to "diversify" my shorts like an idiot the way I did on rh.

>> No.17884628

JUST LET ME GO RICH ON SHORTS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.17884629

>>17884605
Are my bank puts safe?

>> No.17884630

>>17884591
being greedy FUCKKKKKK

>> No.17884633

Get ready with WTI, anons. Slipping into the initial $26-$27 buy price.

REMINDER THAT THE ALL TIME INFLATION ADJUSTED LOW WAS $20

NOMINAL LOW WAS $10.

>> No.17884637

>>17884594
literal hero

>> No.17884641

>>17884607
How is old voter turnout going to be when this virus mainly kills boomers?

>> No.17884642

>>17884339
ARE YOU READY TO PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP?!!!!!!!!

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>>17884186
that's probably already priced in anon. Mnuchin promising a yang style neetbux payment for everyone didn't do much to hold the market up.

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>>17884548
people keep posting this chart, but pic-related is the recommendation of the report. it will save tens of thousands of boomers and completely trash the economy.

>> No.17884650

>>17884594
>"cam girl"

>> No.17884653
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>Dow
the FUCK?!

>> No.17884654

>>17884594
Guys like that look for any reason to go psycho, if it wasn’t going to be porn it was going to be some other dumb shit

>> No.17884659

>>17884539
I cannot wait for Trumptards screeching at the skies in November. The mirrored comparison pics with liberals crying at his election/inauguration will be the most delicious memes ever produced.

>> No.17884672

STOP

PUMPING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17884676

>>17884622

Congrats anon. You could walk away now and you'd have a huge leg up in life.

>> No.17884677

>>17884596
Yes what the fuck?!
Jet blue is not a manufacturing company that effects countless American jobs. Why did you do that? Boeing is not an airline.

>> No.17884678

>>17884659
It'll be you, won't it?

>> No.17884684

>>17884611
>>17884659
>president says we should become less dependent on foreign markets
>president wants a trade war with china and runs on reshoring manufacturing
>president tries to deport foreign elements within the nation
>president presides over strongest market in history
who did everything possible to put their foot on the brakes? who did a sham impeachment trial while corona was burning through the country?
who did everything they could to take the government's eye off the ball to appease box wine swilling barren womb post-wall cat ladies slamming xanax while glued to rachel maddow et al?
you're fucked. democrats wont get out alive.

>> No.17884685

>>17884597
FEMA gurneys are probably more likely.
1. Also consider what happens when China attempts to "reopen" and the death rate skyrockets again. The supply chain will take a second guy
2. The Spanish flu of 1918 died out in the Summer and can't back even harder in the Fall.
I'm expecting high optimism in the coming months, then a bigger, harder hit in the Fall.

Not sure if I should hibernate until winter or buy next week and sell in August

>> No.17884695
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>>17884548
Link to the full study?

>> No.17884702

>>17884594
Which cam girl?

>> No.17884704

>>17884641
Pretty sure most of them do vote by mail. Shit I’m going to and I’m a millennial.

>> No.17884706

>>17884594
I saw the that chapter video on this guy.

>> No.17884719

>>17884695
https://www.imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

>> No.17884725

>>17884382
>trump is going to win the popular vote
So did Hillary Clinton.

>> No.17884727

Been afk for 2 hours
Wtf?

>> No.17884738

>>17884672
How the fuck are people supposed to make money if no pumps happen.

>> No.17884739

should've sold sqqq at $28 :^)

>> No.17884742

I'm expecting a dump at the end of day and red futures tonight. Thoughts?

>> No.17884747
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17884747

in a gripping deathmatch against the burger clown

>> No.17884751

why is it going back up???? WTF I want to make a pile of money on my puts not a little bit of money.

>> No.17884767
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17884767

No no no my PUTS

>> No.17884774

>>17884742
green tomorrow

>> No.17884777

>>17884738
How the fuck is this economy supposed to crash and people get on with their lives outside of a god damn fantasy bubble if you faggots keep holding it up?

>> No.17884778

>>17884742
If not tomorrow, Thursday. Virus is still an issue

>> No.17884779

>>17884767
MY BOEING PUTS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17884780

>>17883878
XD you're like a week and a half behind the late-comers - you are a brainlet - all in on Link obvious best choice.

>> No.17884781

WE CRAB NOW

>> No.17884783 [DELETED] 

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>> No.17884791

Is today a bull trap?

>> No.17884792

>>17884747
damn nigga, for such a small account, you sure did open a lot of options. I have like 10x your money and I keep maybe four options max, with 1 - 2 at any one time.

>> No.17884801

i know its a meme to destroy newfags, but i actually bought a few UVXY. Say a little prayer for my portfolio frens.

>> No.17884802

>>17884676
Yeah honestly just be conservative and hold for the short term

>> No.17884803

>>17884781
I don't understand the crab meme

>> No.17884804

doesnt the market basically always recover on tuesday if it drops monday?

>> No.17884805
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>>17884751
uh oh whoopsie daisy

>> No.17884808

>>17884648
What are the policies in effect when school closures and social distancing aren't triggered?

>> No.17884814

>>17884791
Yes

>> No.17884818

>>17884643
I don't think so. Only retarded panic buyers/sellers trade the way OTM options I do. :)

Trying to get more into SPXS puts as fast as possible

>> No.17884825
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I SOLD THE FUCKING BOTTOM AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17884827

>>17884767
FINN GET OUT I'M SHIT

>> No.17884830

>>17884777
I’ll Let you in on a secret because those digits.

Go look in on the other crashes, and zoom in to the charts and check out the moves from one day to the next.

>> No.17884831

>>17884791
yeah this market is fucked. everything is closed, people are being encouraged to work from home. all the drive through testing is going to do is just increase the number of confirmed cases and give people false senses of confidence so they go out and end up getting infected after testing negative. we're totally fucked.

>> No.17884833

>>17884595
Get yourself some B vitamins
B12
Benfotiamine
B Complex

>> No.17884840

>>17884803
That's because you're a newfaggot retard

>> No.17884855

>>17884739
told you bro

>> No.17884859

>>17884804
Until it doesn't, yeah.

>> No.17884860

Should we be buying into gold? This stimulus is surely going to cause inflation, right?

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>>17884808

>> No.17884863

>>17884840
Based

>> No.17884865
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>>17884804

No. The market recovers when it's reached severely oversold readings and previous support.

The S&P today hit the lows of December 2018, and it's having a bump because of it.

This is the start of an extended dead cat bounce.

>> No.17884867

>>17884803
Crab goes sideways.

>> No.17884871

>>17884803
are you a poorfag whos never been to the ocean and seen a crab? if you've ever tried to catch a crab you'd get it.

>> No.17884876

>>17884791
without a doubt.
>>17884804
yeah, this happened last week

>> No.17884885

>>17884825
Why would you ever sell in this market?

Only thing that one would sell are options, and if you're inexperienced you shouldn't play with those anyways.

>> No.17884886

>>17884792
this is much more than I have open on a daily basis, and it's less when you consider that I have multiple options for the same amount of money. I have all of them set to automatically sell at a given price.
I'm playing safe enough that any profit I don't make today I'll most likely make tomorrow or sometime later in the week. I'm not fucking around with this because I want to move out of my shithole state and live comfortably as a hermit the rest of my life. Plus the thrill of "gambling" plays a part too ngl

>> No.17884890
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There is going to be mass panic and death. Trump's plan is to put off the death until after the election. Simple as. Then they'll act surprised.
Summer will put a dent in the virus. Closing schools for the year as well. People will get used to it, thinking it will clear up by next year.
Come November, Trump wins. Market is optimistic... Then schools reopen, winter hits, parabolic in December. Market falls another 50%. Many many deaths.
Like 2008, it will take over a year to see the bottom. But you will see it. 2021 will have the bottom. Probably February

>> No.17884891

>>17884861
Sorry, cant hug you grandma, might catch plague

>> No.17884895

>>17884861
Gotcha. Thanks, anon!

>> No.17884897

>>17884825
BUY HIGH
SELL LOW

>> No.17884908

new ?_?

>>17884896

>>17884896

>>17884896

>>17884896

>> No.17884911
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literally everything i've done today has been the complete opposite of what i should have done
gonna call it quits for now

>> No.17884912

>>17884865
I see... so how do I know it’s time to short the small caps?

>> No.17884917
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>>17884867
Unless :^)

>> No.17884941

>>17884865
See this model... Relevant

>>17884548

>> No.17884960

>>17884867
Thanks friend

>> No.17884969

>>17884833
Thanks for the recommendation, I'll look into it.

>> No.17884971

>>17884825
iktfb

There is seriously some sort of black magic that dials the market into when we buy and sell. It's incredible how everything can turn at a dime at precisely the right moment. I would just do the opposite of what I always do but it would matter, the move would still go the other way.

>> No.17884976

>>17884825
Lol, I would just hold.

>> No.17884988
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17884988

buy high sell low, fuck this market

>> No.17885006

>>17884865
Explain from an economic standpoint why you feel that we should be seeing a bottom right now.

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>>17884895
worth reading this as well.

>> No.17885015

>>17884344
Fiscal stimulus is not socialism you utter brainlet.

>> No.17885040

Ignoramus here

>Covid19 is cratering the economy
>thousands if not millions of people will be unemployed by the end of the month
>I have relative certainty in keeping my job so money will keep flowing in
>about $8k sitting in my bank account

Looks like I should wait a bit and just buy index funds and wait or something? What is the brainlet way of buying into the stock market?

>> No.17885083
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>>17884988
B U Y
U
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H I G H
I
G
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S E L L
E
L
L

L O W
O
W

>> No.17885097

>>17884988
>buy high sell low
as is the /biz/ way

>> No.17885100

>>17884075
Swim suit nero sucks the best part about Nero is her Hair and her Armor, swim suit takes that away

>> No.17885102
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Sweep the bear stops pt 2

>> No.17885111

>>17885040
Open a robinhood account and load up on SPY puts and SQQQ

>> No.17885135
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17885135

Why is the vix climbing?

>> No.17885137

>>17884594
>That face

I thought it was a meme

>> No.17885138
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17885138

Short SPY for tomorrow?

>> No.17885172

>>17884499
it just works

>> No.17885183

>>17885040

No, what you're thinking of doing is very smart. What determines whether you look smart or retarded is your buy and sell levels.

I personally think the SHORT TERM low was in today based upon the December 2018 lows, but I could be completely wrong.

>> No.17885193

>>17885040
That is the correct brainlet strategy. Do not short the market unless you know what you're doing or you'll lose everything.

>> No.17885203

>>17885137
He's just Jewish, anon.

>> No.17885212

>>17884531
>Republican voters are dumb
>Democrats voting base is made up of zoomer commies, single mothers and niggers
?

>> No.17885213

>>17885006
That isn’t what he said at all.
>>17885100
Wow no
The way the asscheeks are sticking out from under her as she’s presenting herself and those creases leading to the mons pubis are much better than whatever you’re talking about.

All these retard newfags suck

>> No.17885227

>>17885193
this
source: me fucking up today
i think the last 2 weeks were beginners luck

>> No.17885235

>>17885183
I think there will be another, lower low. I'm getting reports of businesses just up and firing everyone hourly due to the quarentine and closing down locations permanently. That will cause a ripple in... idk probably a week?

>> No.17885253

Hahahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Losing Money Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Never Sell Your Stocks Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>> No.17885285

>>17885253
Based

>> No.17885305

>>17885235

You could be 100% right. We could slice straight through 2350 no worries at all.

That's the risk I've taken.

>> No.17885374

>>17885213
Getting called a newfag on one of the newest boards on the site so cringe

>> No.17885506

Anyone buying into XOP?

>> No.17885568
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Seriously, look at this shit you fucking bullfags.
Look at it.

The only way you are getting V shape recovery is if the government preforms a massive bail out. How long do you faggots think you can keep up the charade? How long until your infinite Jerk off session with the fed falls in out itself because the profit rate just collapses?

>> No.17885628

>>17885568
Oh and don't forget about next winter, and china never fixing its practices. People were talking about this being once in a life time? Nah dude this could happen every other winter.

How many fucking times can we get bailed out before everything just becomes worthless?

>> No.17885763

fuck this crab market. social distancing doesn't do shit. you bulltards are just too stupid to realize what exponential grow means. this is just the beginning of the real crisis

>> No.17885787

no cure, no plan, no hope only greedy faggots will buy stocks now

>> No.17885831

>>17885568
Why did dow volume pump on trump's election but s&ps didnt?

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ok i have a question: I have 8,600 sitting in my bank account, thinking about calling up my broker and having him buy 4,000 shares of SQQQ for tomorrows dump then sell at end of trading day.
What am i missing? Seems to simple...

>> No.17886040

>>17885974
Now this is a sign we've hit the bottom.

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>>17885974
>MILK

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>>17886040
this lol
buying calls as we speak

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>>17884520
Based

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