/smg/- Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17883800]

USD Airdrop edition

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

Stock market words:
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Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/blood/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Prior thread: >>17882957

[Anonymous No.17883839]

[Anonymous No.17883842]

[Anonymous No.17883850]

>we have to protect boeing

[Anonymous No.17883851]

BOEING GREATEST COMPANY ON EARTH

[Anonymous No.17883854]

TRUMP: WE HAVE TO PROTECT BOEING

TRUMP: I AM THE BEST AT THE BIPARTISAN

TRUMP: NEVAH BEEN DONE BEFO

[Anonymous No.17883855]

Boeing best company in the world
Load up on LEAPs

[Anonymous No.17883862]

Going all in on SPXL and holding until VIX goes down to 20. See you on Mars, smoothbrians.

[Anonymous No.17883863]

FUCK BULLTARDS
FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK JANNIES

[The FED No.17883866]

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[Anonymous No.17883865]

THIS IS THE BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.17883868]

>boeing

[Anonymous No.17883871]

https://youtu.be/IpwHB2U3J1s

[Anonymous No.17883874]

[Anonymous No.17883875]

Dump it.

[Anonymous No.17883878]

Oldfag here. Im a brainlet and former chad. Still a brainlet.

My whole family is into longterm investing. Theyve always told me to get into it, my whole life but because of my brainlet tendencies I just couldnt grasp it, nor did I have the attention span to learn it.

Now that we are crashing, stocks are going to be cheap as shit. Thinking about acting like a Jew and capatalizing on this shit as its down and wait for it to come back up and sell it. Short term investing. Whatever gains I make I will pull out and spend on stupid brainlet type of shit. Motorcycle. Hookers. Weed. Etc.

Thinking like a Jew I am trying to capatalize on anything negative. Is there a war on the horizon? Maybe I could invest in guns or ammunition? What is needed dor this panedemic? Should I invest in 3M(dust masks?)

You get my point?

Explain to me like the retarded child that I am. Oh an btw I was thinking of doing this with a Line of Credit. I dont have lump sums of cash lying around to invest. I was thinking of dropping 5 or 10 grand from a Line into this shit. Explain to the tard what to do in chad terms. Make it easy for me im a brainlet after all.

[Anonymous No.17883879]

>>17883800
Fuck tripfags

[Anonymous No.17883884]

Boeing's still down but coming back up fast.

[Anonymous No.17883887]

>>17883850
this money printer stuff needs to go on
its a meme goldmine

[Anonymous No.17883888]

can someone get this orangutan off the fucking tv lmao

[Anonymous No.17883889]

BEARS BTFO YOU PIECES OF COMMIE SHIT. MAGA

[Anonymous No.17883890]

>>17883865
YOU TAKE DICKS UP YOUR BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.17883891]

>>17883850
gov't will backstop their debt

[Anonymous No.17883896]

POWERFUL DISPLAY by BOEING

[Anonymous No.17883898]

when is it time for big brains to buy back in? 17000?

[Anonymous No.17883899]

GOD BIRX MAKES MY DICK SO HARD

[Anonymous No.17883902]

>>17883868

[Anonymous No.17883907]

welp boys, we had a good run, get ready for Eternal Deflation: Electric Boogaloo

[Anonymous No.17883910]

>>17883896
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17883914]

Why the fuck do stocks rally on trump fellating himeself?

[Anonymous No.17883915]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.17883916]

BEAR BITCH IS BACK

>the customer- american people first

[Anonymous No.17883923]

WHY IS IT PUMPING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17883925]

We weren't testing because the WHO tests were shit. World Health Libtards BTFO eternally

[Anonymous No.17883928]

>>17883899
BRIX MAKES ME STOP SHITTING BRICKS

[The FED No.17883930]

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[Anonymous No.17883934]

SHUT UP ABOUT HIV YOU STUPID BITCH THIS ISNT 1970 YOU DISGUSTING HAG

[Anonymous No.17883940]

NO NO NO IT'S GOING THE WRONG WAY

[Anonymous No.17883946]

>>17883878
Dollars will be worthless buy food and guns

[Anonymous No.17883948]

>>17883878
>Line of Credit. I dont have lump sums of cash lying around to invest
>line of credit
unless you get a 0% rate forget about it

[Anonymous No.17883950]

>>17883850
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17883949]

>>17883878
gr8 b8 m8 8/8

[Anonymous No.17883954]

never EVER bet against big peps again

[Anonymous No.17883955]

>sqqq dipping wew lads

[Anonymous No.17883956]

>>17883923
mnuchin kaikoen x 10 in the background working that handle

[Anonymous No.17883958]

>>17883896
fuck man, i want to buy boeing so bad. Are they going to go lower still?

[Anonymous No.17883959]

>>17883878
you;re a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.17883960]

>>17883923
Because trump is a business man first. He wouldn't let the stock market go to shit

[Anonymous No.17883962]

H&S on the ES 5 min. This thing is gonna dump.

[Anonymous No.17883963]

>>17883790
i am just guessing, brand new to this shit.
couldn't tell you what index was just 2 days ago..

it's just the virus doesn't actually exist.... it only exists on television.
when he starts fucking talking.

[Anonymous No.17883964]

>>17883934
STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU, NIGGER!

[Anonymous No.17883970]

>>17883878
>i'm a brainlet
yes I can see that, you'll get what you deserve

[Anonymous No.17883971]

I FUCKING LOVE TRUMP! WHAT A CHAD

[Anonymous No.17883974]

>>17883934
You take that back you literal inbred. Brix is a national treasure.

[Anonymous No.17883975]

NO MY FUCKING LIFE SAVINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17883984]

Very well done, Trump.
HOWEVER

[Anonymous No.17883986]

>>17883960
>Because trump is a business man first. He wouldn't let the stock market go to shit

You need to insert the word "failed" in there.

[Anonymous No.17883994]

>nothing was offered
>they were bad tests anyway
pick one

[Anonymous No.17884000]

>>17883934

[Anonymous No.17884002]

Fucking FLAT

[Anonymous No.17884007]

What is a better buy for the long term Disney or Boeing?

[Anonymous No.17884008]

>>17883800
>oil
OIL CHADS ARRISE, ARRISE

https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/CCAL-116scal-2020-03-17/pdf/CCAL-116scal-2020-03-17.pdf

TODAY THE USA IS FINALLY VETOING ARMS SALES TO THIS FAGGOT AND HIS UAE CUKS FOR FLOODING THE MARKET, WHOS GUNNA PROTECT HIM NOW?!

[Anonymous No.17884012]

>>17883839
Convince me to sell my boeing puts

[Anonymous No.17884014]

>>17883986
dilate

[Anonymous No.17884020]

>he sold?

[Anonymous No.17884024]

Seriously... whoever posted this image... fuck man it’s like one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen...

>>17883954
BAAAAAAAAAASEEDDDDD
PEPSICOFRITOLAYGATORADEMOOOOOOONMISSIIIIOOOOONNNN!!!!

[Anonymous No.17884032]

>>17883914
somehow they always do

[Anonymous No.17884033]

>>17883964
>>17883974
YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT
S
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T I H S
H
I
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[Anonymous No.17884034]

>>17883986
>8 bankruptcies out of 500+ trump companies
>failed
>he failed his way to the most powerful chair in the world
if hes a failure you really should just kill yourself

[Anonymous No.17884037]

>>17883958
It's crashing because its credit rating was downgraded today, so tomorrow is a likely bounce.

[Anonymous No.17884038]

>>17884007
Dis

[Anonymous No.17884039]

>>17883955
I mean, it doesn't go away just at worst if full recovery hits like 15 a share. Just keep it for a rainy day if you don't hit the 100+ buy point. If you are a retard and dumped your whole networth then you deserve it.

[Anonymous No.17884043]

>The China expulsion order applies to all US citizens working for NY Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, Time, and Voice of America
KICKED OUT OF 110 COUNTRIES

[Anonymous No.17884046]

>>17884007
which one needs a bailout because of a mild flu?

[Anonymous No.17884050]

>>17883800
What's the bet we see a +3% to -13% crash at close like yesterday?

[Anonymous No.17884051]

Buy stockcoin definitely not a pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.17884052]

>>17883955
Of course it's going to have little dips while retard bulls who can't read the writing on the wall buy "cheap" stocks.
This ship is sinking, and there's no way around it.

[Anonymous No.17884066]

>>17884034
>if hes a failure you really should just kill yourself

FAILED

[Anonymous No.17884071]

>>17884043
what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.17884072]

Buying spy puts is so tempting but the premiums are insane so I'm sticking with sqqq

[Anonymous No.17884075]

Seriously... whoever posted this image... fuck man it’s like one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen...

>>17883954 #
BAAAAAAAAAASEEDDDDD
PEPSICOFRITOLAYGATORADEMOOOOOOONMISSIIIIOOOOONNNN!!!!

[Anonymous No.17884079]

>>17884043
Kek

[Anonymous No.17884081]

>>17884014
There is nothing more pathetic than a /ptg/ posting magakike. Everyone hates you.

[Anonymous No.17884083]

>>17883868
What movie is this from?

[Anonymous No.17884092]

Didn't Bush do this exact same stimulus check thing in 2008? Is there any reason to buy anything other than puts with the check?

[Anonymous No.17884093]

>>17884039
Sell, wtf is wrong with me don't actually buy it at 100. god knowing some of you on here you probably would.

[Anonymous No.17884095]

>>17884050
I don't even fucking know anymore.

[Anonymous No.17884096]

MY BOEING PUTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT THE FUCK EVER HAPPENED TO RESPONSIBLE FISCAL POLICY

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

PUNISH THE BAD MANAGMENT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE FREE MARKET YOU STUPID FUCK

[Anonymous No.17884100]

>>17884075
You’ve never seen Nero before?

[Anonymous No.17884111]

>>17884081
Seconded. I fucking wish the maga boomers would fuck off once and for all.

[Anonymous No.17884117]

>>17884043
Why do people keep kicking them out?

[Anonymous No.17884121]

>>17884100
whore

[Anonymous No.17884124]

>>17884096
Relax, it's going to dump into close.

[Anonymous No.17884126]

>>17884081
lmao did you see that in my post history you redditor tranny? kys

[Anonymous No.17884127]

>>17884081
cringe
enjoy november shitdick

[Anonymous No.17884128]

>>17884043

[Anonymous No.17884129]

>>17883800
This is just prolonging the inevitable market collapse.

[Anonymous No.17884131]

Thanks for the free money feds.

[Anonymous No.17884141]

>that old lady commercial or whatever
i'm stunned

[Anonymous No.17884142]

>>17883930
Thank you based fed

[Anonymous No.17884145]

>>17884075
imagine

[Anonymous No.17884146]

>>17884096
>WHAT THE FUCK EVER HAPPENED TO RESPONSIBLE FISCAL POLICY
hahahahahahahaa what?

[Anonymous No.17884150]

Republicans are going to block any bailout bill in the senate anyway.

[Anonymous No.17884154]

am I the only one who thinks this is ultima trampa del toro?

[Anonymous No.17884155]

>>17884096
Lol, your down fall was betting upon ideological lines not the real state of the world as it exists today, fool.

[Anonymous No.17884156]

>>17884126
>the_donald refugee projection
>>17884127
Democracy isn't real retard.

[The FED No.17884159]

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[Anonymous No.17884167]

>>17884127
>cringe
>enjoy november shitdick

What's he going to run on? Being the most financially inept president since Hoover?

[Anonymous No.17884171]

>>17884131
Who holds boeing puts here? Bailout this bailout that, but who buys stonks of a broke company that is about the be bailed out? Coudln't stock holders still get rekt?

[Anonymous No.17884179]

DIE SPY DIE

[Anonymous No.17884178]

>>17884096
MCAS activated on Boeing's stock price. It'll keep falling until 346 managers kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.17884182]

you guys think sqqq will reach $30 again?

[Anonymous No.17884184]

>"Free" market places all over the world banning shorting
How is that even legal

[Anonymous No.17884185]

man, I'm dying for a drink
should I risk it lads?

[Anonymous No.17884186]

>>17884124
2:15 Senate re-convenes after both party lunches
3:00 Senate vote approves Corona stimulus actually designed to help the actual problem
3:01 S&P jumps 8%
4:00 You visit the hardware store
5:00 You neck yourself with the rope you bought there after loosing it all

[Anonymous No.17884187]

Bog giveth bog taketh, I can't believe the memes were real.

[Anonymous No.17884188]

>its gonna crash f-for sure anytime now guys

Said the increasingly nervous shortler for the quadrillionth sixillionth time

[Anonymous No.17884191]

>>17883800
I see someone used my screen shot.

[Anonymous No.17884193]

>>17884121
rude, but that’s fine because I’m a Jeannefag myself

[Anonymous No.17884200]

>>17884096

>not having LEAPs on them since the 737 max fiasco when they were at 300 levels

Your fault for trying to catch knives.

[Anonymous No.17884204]

>hazmat suits everywhere
>next commercial
>cut to South African nuclear powerplent with zombie music
>''we're good but not you whiteboi'' unironically

i cant watch anymore

[Anonymous No.17884208]

>>17883800
Is helicopter money actually a thing now? Source?

[Anonymous No.17884211]

>>17884193
FASTER

[Anonymous No.17884212]

>>17884188
It's going down right now dumbass

[Anonymous No.17884213]

>>17884127
>implying this recession doesn't mean that Trump will get crushed in the election
The MIGA cultist meltdown is going to be more amusing than watching the market get cut in half

[Anonymous No.17884214]

Is this solid advice /biz/?

[Anonymous No.17884217]

>>17884193
back to fgoal fucking dumb french whore poster

[Anonymous No.17884218]

I've never had this much fun in a market before. I'm glad I lived long enough to witness the market turning into a shitcoin volatility-wise.

[Anonymous No.17884219]

Can someone explain to me (the retard) why the market peaks midday

[Anonymous No.17884223]

>>17884193
based

[Anonymous No.17884224]

>>17884186
90% priced in already, sorry.

[Anonymous No.17884230]

>>17884211

[Anonymous No.17884234]

>>17884188
Bro you are literally watching the DOW slip back below 2.0 right now.

The S&P is now below 2500 again.

[Anonymous No.17884236]

>bought more SQQQ at $24
>already almost back up to $28
wa la, free money.

[Anonymous No.17884237]

>>17884214
yeah in early 2018

[Anonymous No.17884241]

>>17884167
with any luck, closing the border permanently, letting the coastal cities burn down from karmic race riots, and nuking beijing

[Anonymous No.17884242]

I want to stay home and watch the markets so bad but I'm a wagie and have to leave in fifteen minutes.

Why must life be this way

[Anonymous No.17884245]

>>17884208
its not helicopter money until the fed is monetizing debt to pay for it
give it 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.17884253]

>>17884188
WTF are you talking about

[Anonymous No.17884252]

>>17884212
Delusional. Its on an upward trend.

[Anonymous No.17884254]

>>17884219
Fed has to wake up.

[Anonymous No.17884257]

can this be the beginning of Japanification? looks like the FED can't prevent deflation

[Anonymous No.17884259]

load up on PTON puts

[Anonymous No.17884260]

Near the bottom of the the spy dump today, I started doubling down on puts on RH, putting in maybe half my account. So even though I dumped the rest in after the pump started, I'm STILL not green with this mini dump.

[Anonymous No.17884261]

>>17884236
same
feels good
gonna sell off at 28 and then buy back in when the fed pumps it later today

[Anonymous No.17884263]

>>17884252
kek

[Anonymous No.17884264]

>>17884242
don't worry you'll lose your job soon

[Anonymous No.17884275]

>>17884252
zoom out you absolute fucking retard

[Anonymous No.17884277]

My shorts got so fucking wrecked before so I just quadrupled down on SQQQ. This shit better tank.

[Anonymous No.17884280]

10% of the entire UK mobile phone network was down today

[Anonymous No.17884283]

So am I hearing this shit right. We all gonna get free gibs now? Just like that? Based Fed.

[Anonymous No.17884284]

Economics aren't real

[Anonymous No.17884287]

MY PUTS GO DOWN
THEY GO UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

[Anonymous No.17884289]

>>17884252
No that looks like the cap of an up trend now heading into a down trend.

[Anonymous No.17884291]

345 dead in italy again today.
over 1k dead in the last 3 days.
fuck.

[Anonymous No.17884293]

>>17884260
>down 50k
based

[Anonymous No.17884296]

>>17884213
>foreign influence and open borders cause a pandemic in a society that has been trending toward executing communists and flirting with unironic fascism for five years
>the guy saying we should close the borders and kick foreigners out is going to lose
yes im sure running on putting MORE stuff in your butt and giving the country to foreigners who hate us is going to be a real winning message, especially when your messenger is literally stroking out on camera every time he goes in front of a mic

[Anonymous No.17884301]

>>17884260
God I get nervous just watching the 2k on SQQQ/SPXU go up and down I don't know if I could manage losing and gaining 200k

[Anonymous No.17884306]

>>17884230
FASTER

[Anonymous No.17884309]

>>17884291
literally white genocide

[Anonymous No.17884310]

Well we are up boys. Trump haters can get fucked. Looks like the media scare didnt hurt Trump at all

[Anonymous No.17884312]

FUCK OFF FED

[Anonymous No.17884314]

Any anglos can recommend me short ETFs based on SPY and DOW?

[Anonymous No.17884325]

>>17884277

They are gonna pass the stimulus today anon, you're gonna get face fucked into the close.

[Anonymous No.17884326]

>Covid update
>muh economy muh market muh customer muh stocks
>stocks go down anyway

[Anonymous No.17884327]

>>17884291
They should have accepted more migrants. This is god punishing them for their xenophobia.

[Anonymous No.17884329]

>poo on cnbc says recession not priced in yet
HOLY SHIT ALL IN ON SPY PUTS

[Anonymous No.17884336]

>>17884275
>zoom out

Happy now, CIA nigger?

[The FED No.17884339]

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[Anonymous No.17884344]

I cant put into words how happy I am the U.S is finally seeing the light of socialism, it's time the average person gets taken care of in america and not just the super rich corporations.

$1000 better be a stepping stone, everyone should get $35k a year.

[Anonymous No.17884352]

OH GOD IM GONNA POOOOOOOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.17884355]

>>17884310
Holy shit the amount of retards in this fucking thread is astronomically high,

[Anonymous No.17884356]

>>17884242
Im supposed to be waking up for work in 45 minutes for a job im getting fired from by a boss who's trying to force me to resign by calling me a thief and neglegent shitbag to satisfy a cunt client who blames me for rain causing an electrical fault in a machine on my day off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odMyrQFv-UU

[Anonymous No.17884360]

>>17884296
You don't seem to understand how herd mentality works, which is no surprise since you're clearly retarded. The current president takes the blame for all problems, period. Trump is done.

[Anonymous No.17884361]

I am getting McDonalds

[Anonymous No.17884365]

AAL on a major dip right now bois. It's a time to buy in before the next pump.

[Anonymous No.17884367]

>>17884252
is this the power of TA?

[Anonymous No.17884375]

>>17884344
>How will we pay for it?
>they literally start paying for it
Bernie Sanders must be so mad this shit didn't happen a month ago

[Anonymous No.17884376]

>>17884361
Be safe out there fren

[Anonymous No.17884378]

>>17884339

[Anonymous No.17884379]

>>17884344
at the rate we're going 1000 dollars will get you a weeks' worth of mcnuggets

[Anonymous No.17884381]

>>17884361
How very American of you!

[Anonymous No.17884382]

>>17884360
trump is going to win the popular vote

[Anonymous No.17884384]

>>17884336

[Anonymous No.17884388]

>>17884260
How long did it take you to get 1mil in RH?

[Anonymous No.17884389]

>>17884356
lol like just dont wake up nigger

[Anonymous No.17884392]

>>17884352
HHHHHHHHHHHHNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGPMFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPFAFHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17884395]

>>17884242
what are you even on the fucking literal rollercoaster im looking at?
you know what
do crypto, youll LOVE it

[Anonymous No.17884401]

>>17884379
>implying thats a bad thing

[Anonymous No.17884402]

Man I hate this midday show. This lady. Kelly Evans? She’s like one of my least favorite of the cnbc qts. Even Bertha is more charismatic.

>>17884100
>>17884193
Huh?
That is not sexy
something about that other pic though... those thighs and that butt and the way she’s presenting and tugging at her tie and goddamn...
>>17884145
No fucking way with ass tits and thighs like that.

Oh it’s fate.
It’s a porn game.
That makes sense.

[Anonymous No.17884403]

>>17884310
Trump finally seems to understand so I don't see why this should become a reason to hate Trump. The war with Iran and the deals with Israel sure but he's handling it just about what was expected first a bit of denial and then balls deep trying to fix it.

[Anonymous No.17884408]

please stop pumping feds let me get my money back from these fomo puts at least

[Anonymous No.17884414]

>>17884259
I tried, but first I got a three percent error rule, then a risky market prices delayed error. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.17884415]

>>17884360
Trump has a hardcore base who are wise to the deep state tricks. You have no clue how much support Trump has. He will never lose because he has never lost once in his life. He is a pure winner

[Anonymous No.17884417]

>>17884260
Anthony?

[Anonymous No.17884421]

>>17884355
We’ve been getting raided by trumptrannies and commie scum.

And newfags who know nothing about the market.

[Anonymous No.17884422]

>>17884389
Painkillers and booze still work for that?

[Anonymous No.17884426]

>>17884403
>The war with Iran
kek

[Anonymous No.17884429]

>>17884306

[Anonymous No.17884430]

CPB TR and SJM tearing up today

[Anonymous No.17884433]

>>17884382
>economy crashes harder than 1929
>winning anything
You are utterly delusional lol

[Anonymous No.17884434]

>>17884257
Is the fed legally allowed to buy stocks?

I could imagine emergency changes to allow it desu just tossed in with the other emergency budgets being passed by congress.

Trump is willing to do ANYTHING to keep the market up, and I really think the fed the fed seems like they're getting more and more serious about it.

I'm worried that they'll keep trying till one day there's an emergency meeting or a trump conference where there's a surprise announcement that they're going to just buy equities directly

>>17884260
Slightly green on fidelity due to going all in there near the top of the pump. Getting nervous but there's enough negative events coming that I think we go back down.

All my puts expire months out so I am not too worried about waiting

[Anonymous No.17884435]

>>17884329
source

[Anonymous No.17884438]

Aw shit, here we go again...

[Anonymous No.17884439]

>>17884382
>trump is going to win the popular vote

I love the smell of fear sweat wafting off Trumptards right now.

[Anonymous No.17884440]

>>17884185
No.

[Anonymous No.17884443]

>>17884408

The Fed didn't make you go short when the VIX was near all time highs, anon.

[Anonymous No.17884445]

>>17884083
knowing

[Anonymous No.17884451]

>+414 death in Italy
>+182 in Spain
>Not slowing down at all, quite the contrary even
>People are still buying this market when bodies will soon fill the streets in the US

[Anonymous No.17884452]

>>17884375
It doesn't matter because the fed can make more money.

[Anonymous No.17884453]

>>17884242
Bro.

Please coof on some oldies there.
I need that job. I promise I won’t steal the qt blonde and azn. I’m practicing social distancing.

[Anonymous No.17884454]

>>17884438
based

[The FED No.17884455]

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[Anonymous No.17884456]

buy the 2nd sqqq dip boys

[Anonymous No.17884459]

Be happy the feds are pomping ett. If they werent everyone would be in puts and you wouldn't be able to buy any puts or sell out of any of your positions.

[Anonymous No.17884462]

>>17884260
>down 50K in one day
I'm laughing at you, richfag.

[Anonymous No.17884464]

>>17884361
Can you get me a uuuhuhhhhbbbbbbbbbc xzzzaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.17884475]

>>17884417
Yessir

[Anonymous No.17884484]

>>17884433
If anything, this is water on Bernies mill. The big evil banks being propped up by the government that at the same time argues they cant afford basic healthcare or education for all.

Fucking rip republican america, its over. This will cause a massive shift towards socialism in America and we are already seeing the first concrete measure with coronabux.

Trump is fucked

[Anonymous No.17884485]

Bongs please recommend me some short ETFs based off US, I want to get on the gravy train too but my broker can't do direct US ETFs.

[Anonymous No.17884492]

>>17884435
sri-kumar on cnbc @ time i posted

[Anonymous No.17884494]

>>17884443
i know it was retarded and i wont do it again just stop pumping for a little bit and let me get my money back please jerome

[Anonymous No.17884498]

BA penny stock when?

[Anonymous No.17884499]

>>17884145
>90 pounds
>tits and ass
No.

[Anonymous No.17884501]

>>17884456
Why though?
Why would tech be the hardest impacted sector by this shit? It’s the one that stands to gain the most from all this work from home shit.

[Anonymous No.17884503]

>>17884434
the biggest concern is the corporate debt market, Fed does have the mandate to purchase corporate paper

[Anonymous No.17884507]

>>17884451
There's no reason for the pump and dump to stop, the market moved away from following news and is now just like any shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.17884511]

>>17884451
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUY THE FUCKING DIP TRUS THE PLAN AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17884514]

>>17884451
>EU literally closing all borders
>green day across the board
this will all come crashing down tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17884516]

>>17883800
Moderna in phase 1 clinical trials for Coronavirus vaccine

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/16/first-human-trial-for-coronavirus-vaccine-begins-monday-in-the-us.html

[Anonymous No.17884518]

>>17884499
>fanart has to match official measurements

[Anonymous No.17884520]

>>17884415
How can his base be wise to deep state tricks when they are supporting a man whose Israel policy is "let them keep all the land they took illegally?"
You have to be dumber than a nigger to support Trump.

[Anonymous No.17884523]

>>17884451
*345 in Italy, how did I type that wrong

[Anonymous No.17884527]

>>17884451
fake news. everything is fine. keep buying

[Anonymous No.17884531]

>>17884484
>The big evil banks being propped up by the government that at the same time argues they cant afford basic healthcare or education for all.
most republican voters are too dumb to even comprehend this statement, republican party will be fine

[Anonymous No.17884533]

>>17884501
>people lose spending power
>sales go down

Its really simple actually

[Anonymous No.17884535]

when will my delta and american airlines recover bros

[Anonymous No.17884536]

>>17884516
priced in

[Anonymous No.17884539]

>>17884433
>>17884439
>external factors that were absolutely mitigated by the sitting presidents platform that the opposition fought against and sued him for every step of the way
let me spell this out for you so you can start loading your hollow points now
when the dust clears in august, people are going to wake up to the democrat faggots going all in on an impeachment circus and bungling the government during the critical december/january period
this blood WILL be spattered all over pelosi's face and there will be no fucking survivors
youre getting slaughtered downticket
GOP will have the house, senate, presidency and supreme court until 2040
you're fucked
not to mention a month from now when starving wagies, blacks and hispanics are tearing apart blue cities and democrat governors have to crack down and start shooting looters in the streets
buckle up dipshits

[Anonymous No.17884545]

If I buy puts over a year out, and I buy calls over a year out as well of the same stock, isn't that pretty safe? If one does shitty the other one will cancel it out and I can manage to make profit each direction. Of course if I sell one, I'm still stock with the other, but at over a year out its bound to make SOME money at some point if IV is low?

[Anonymous No.17884547]

>>17884535
Buy more

[Anonymous No.17884548]

It will happen when the weather cools...
Summer will be the biggest bull trap of all time

[Anonymous No.17884550]

>>17884520
Dilate.

[Anonymous No.17884551]

>>17884494

No, Daddy Jerome needs to punish you bears because you've been very naughty boys in the last 4 weeks.

[Anonymous No.17884552]

>>17884516
Fuckoff they ain’t got shit
Now Regeneron... there’s the play today
Gonna be on cramer tonight too. They’re his shining ray of hope kekkies

[Anonymous No.17884558]

Trump “thirty minute pump” is a chump and the DOW’s gonna dump

[Anonymous No.17884560]

>>17884535
when people want to fly again, a.k.a. never.

[Anonymous No.17884563]

>>17884516
>https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/16/first-human-trial-for-coronavirus-vaccine-begins-monday-in-the-us.html

They were saying on KING 5 this morning (Seattle TV) that it'd be about 18 months before it's widely available.

[Anonymous No.17884570]

>>17884455
Based and Greenpilled

[Anonymous No.17884576]

>>17884535

>delta

After this flu season passes.

>AA

They have more problems than just the fucking flu.

[Anonymous No.17884579]

>>17884533
Right, but then you could just short the spy, the Dow, or really, what I want to short, the small caps.

[Anonymous No.17884580]

>>17884545
try it and let us know how it works out for you :)

[Anonymous No.17884582]

>>17884531
young people. I cannot stress young people enough.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17884585]

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[Anonymous No.17884589]

WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR
NO NOT MY LIFE SAVINGS
WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17884591]

>>17884535
I went green and closed on AAL today, what the fuck were you doing during the pump?

[Anonymous No.17884593]

When the DJIA pumps back to 1000 pts, I'm going back into SDOW. These fake and gay pumps are no match for the BIG BOI bear dumpenings.

[Anonymous No.17884594]

When is it gonna stop, bros

[Anonymous No.17884595]

>>17884440
ok

[Anonymous No.17884596]

>too poor for boeing
>buy jetblue calls instead
I am the biggest retard on this board

[Anonymous No.17884597]

>>17884548
please tell me the govt is actually dumping some of that huge stimulus into making more beds and hospitals and shit.

[Anonymous No.17884605]

>>17884535
if/when bailouts happen. it's not much of a secret that these companies dont really have any money to cover their debts, and this months-long pandemic won't be pretty for them

[Anonymous No.17884607]

>>17884582
how did young voter turnout go in the primaries?

[Anonymous No.17884610]

>>17884356
LMAO imagine being a wagie

[Anonymous No.17884611]

>>17884539

You're so fucking delusional that it's actually sad. If you're honestly not trolling with this drivel, you should seriously turn off the TV and go outside for awhile.

[Anonymous No.17884618]

>>17884511
I hope this archboomer gets coofed on

[Anonymous No.17884620]

>>17884582
Everyone becomes a conservative later in life when they grow up. The GOP will be fine, in fact they will grow stronger

[Anonymous No.17884622]

>>17884388

A few weeks. I think I started by spending $10k on bullshit end of February, then started depositing more and more after the first dump in the start of March. Not sure if I ended up depositing around $59-109k overall on Robinhood, since I just realized some transfers recently cleared. Last week I was swinging around between $100k and $500k, tried deposit $50k more probably around $250k and then my account's value when over $500k by the time markets opened.

Now I just lost $50k in half a day it feels kind of surreal to think just last week I was so worried about rushing to deposit an extra $50k.

Fidelity, I deposited $40k during the end of the march dip and only bet against spy instead of trying to "diversify" my shorts like an idiot the way I did on rh.

[Anonymous No.17884628]

JUST LET ME GO RICH ON SHORTS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

[Anonymous No.17884629]

>>17884605
Are my bank puts safe?

[Anonymous No.17884630]

>>17884591
being greedy FUCKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.17884633]

Get ready with WTI, anons. Slipping into the initial $26-$27 buy price.

REMINDER THAT THE ALL TIME INFLATION ADJUSTED LOW WAS $20

NOMINAL LOW WAS $10.

[Anonymous No.17884637]

>>17884594
literal hero

[Anonymous No.17884641]

>>17884607
How is old voter turnout going to be when this virus mainly kills boomers?

[Anonymous No.17884642]

>>17884339
ARE YOU READY TO PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP?!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17884643]

>>17884186
that's probably already priced in anon. Mnuchin promising a yang style neetbux payment for everyone didn't do much to hold the market up.

[Anonymous No.17884648]

>>17884548
people keep posting this chart, but pic-related is the recommendation of the report. it will save tens of thousands of boomers and completely trash the economy.

[Anonymous No.17884650]

>>17884594
>"cam girl"

[Anonymous No.17884654]

>>17884594
Guys like that look for any reason to go psycho, if it wasn’t going to be porn it was going to be some other dumb shit

[Anonymous No.17884653]

>Dow
the FUCK?!

[Anonymous No.17884659]

>>17884539
I cannot wait for Trumptards screeching at the skies in November. The mirrored comparison pics with liberals crying at his election/inauguration will be the most delicious memes ever produced.

[Anonymous No.17884672]

STOP

PUMPING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17884676]

>>17884622

Congrats anon. You could walk away now and you'd have a huge leg up in life.

[Anonymous No.17884677]

>>17884596
Yes what the fuck?!
Jet blue is not a manufacturing company that effects countless American jobs. Why did you do that? Boeing is not an airline.

[Anonymous No.17884678]

>>17884659
It'll be you, won't it?

[Anonymous No.17884684]

>>17884611
>>17884659
>president says we should become less dependent on foreign markets
>president wants a trade war with china and runs on reshoring manufacturing
>president tries to deport foreign elements within the nation
>president presides over strongest market in history
who did everything possible to put their foot on the brakes? who did a sham impeachment trial while corona was burning through the country?
who did everything they could to take the government's eye off the ball to appease box wine swilling barren womb post-wall cat ladies slamming xanax while glued to rachel maddow et al?
you're fucked. democrats wont get out alive.

[Anonymous No.17884685]

>>17884597
FEMA gurneys are probably more likely.
1. Also consider what happens when China attempts to "reopen" and the death rate skyrockets again. The supply chain will take a second guy
2. The Spanish flu of 1918 died out in the Summer and can't back even harder in the Fall.
I'm expecting high optimism in the coming months, then a bigger, harder hit in the Fall.

Not sure if I should hibernate until winter or buy next week and sell in August

[Anonymous No.17884695]

>>17884548
Link to the full study?

[Anonymous No.17884702]

>>17884594
Which cam girl?

[Anonymous No.17884704]

>>17884641
Pretty sure most of them do vote by mail. Shit I’m going to and I’m a millennial.

[Anonymous No.17884706]

>>17884594
I saw the that chapter video on this guy.

[Anonymous No.17884719]

>>17884695
https://www.imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

[Anonymous No.17884725]

>>17884382
>trump is going to win the popular vote
So did Hillary Clinton.

[Anonymous No.17884727]

Been afk for 2 hours
Wtf?

[Anonymous No.17884738]

>>17884672
How the fuck are people supposed to make money if no pumps happen.

[Anonymous No.17884739]

should've sold sqqq at $28 :^)

[Anonymous No.17884742]

I'm expecting a dump at the end of day and red futures tonight. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.17884747]

in a gripping deathmatch against the burger clown

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17884751]

why is it going back up???? WTF I want to make a pile of money on my puts not a little bit of money.

[Anonymous No.17884767]

No no no my PUTS

[Anonymous No.17884774]

>>17884742
green tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17884777]

>>17884738
How the fuck is this economy supposed to crash and people get on with their lives outside of a god damn fantasy bubble if you faggots keep holding it up?

[Anonymous No.17884778]

>>17884742
If not tomorrow, Thursday. Virus is still an issue

[Anonymous No.17884779]

>>17884767
MY BOEING PUTS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17884780]

>>17883878
XD you're like a week and a half behind the late-comers - you are a brainlet - all in on Link obvious best choice.

[Anonymous No.17884781]

WE CRAB NOW

[The FED No.17884783]

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[Anonymous No.17884791]

Is today a bull trap?

[Anonymous No.17884792]

>>17884747
damn nigga, for such a small account, you sure did open a lot of options. I have like 10x your money and I keep maybe four options max, with 1 - 2 at any one time.

[Anonymous No.17884801]

i know its a meme to destroy newfags, but i actually bought a few UVXY. Say a little prayer for my portfolio frens.

[Anonymous No.17884802]

>>17884676
Yeah honestly just be conservative and hold for the short term

[Anonymous No.17884803]

>>17884781
I don't understand the crab meme

[Anonymous No.17884804]

doesnt the market basically always recover on tuesday if it drops monday?

[Anonymous No.17884805]

>>17884751
uh oh whoopsie daisy

[Anonymous No.17884808]

>>17884648
What are the policies in effect when school closures and social distancing aren't triggered?

[Anonymous No.17884814]

>>17884791
Yes

[Anonymous No.17884818]

>>17884643
I don't think so. Only retarded panic buyers/sellers trade the way OTM options I do. :)

Trying to get more into SPXS puts as fast as possible

[Anonymous No.17884825]

I SOLD THE FUCKING BOTTOM AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17884827]

>>17884767
FINN GET OUT I'M SHIT

[Anonymous No.17884830]

>>17884777
I’ll Let you in on a secret because those digits.

Go look in on the other crashes, and zoom in to the charts and check out the moves from one day to the next.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17884831]

>>17884791
yeah this market is fucked. everything is closed, people are being encouraged to work from home. all the drive through testing is going to do is just increase the number of confirmed cases and give people false senses of confidence so they go out and end up getting infected after testing negative. we're totally fucked.

[Anonymous No.17884833]

>>17884595
Get yourself some B vitamins
B12
Benfotiamine
B Complex

[Anonymous No.17884840]

>>17884803
That's because you're a newfaggot retard

[Anonymous No.17884855]

>>17884739
told you bro

[Anonymous No.17884859]

>>17884804
Until it doesn't, yeah.

[Anonymous No.17884860]

Should we be buying into gold? This stimulus is surely going to cause inflation, right?

[Anonymous No.17884861]

>>17884808

[Anonymous No.17884863]

>>17884840
Based

[Anonymous No.17884865]

>>17884804

No. The market recovers when it's reached severely oversold readings and previous support.

The S&P today hit the lows of December 2018, and it's having a bump because of it.

This is the start of an extended dead cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.17884867]

>>17884803
Crab goes sideways.

[Anonymous No.17884871]

>>17884803
are you a poorfag whos never been to the ocean and seen a crab? if you've ever tried to catch a crab you'd get it.

[Anonymous No.17884876]

>>17884791
without a doubt.
>>17884804
yeah, this happened last week

[Anonymous No.17884885]

>>17884825
Why would you ever sell in this market?

Only thing that one would sell are options, and if you're inexperienced you shouldn't play with those anyways.

[Anonymous No.17884886]

>>17884792
this is much more than I have open on a daily basis, and it's less when you consider that I have multiple options for the same amount of money. I have all of them set to automatically sell at a given price.
I'm playing safe enough that any profit I don't make today I'll most likely make tomorrow or sometime later in the week. I'm not fucking around with this because I want to move out of my shithole state and live comfortably as a hermit the rest of my life. Plus the thrill of "gambling" plays a part too ngl

[Anonymous No.17884890]

There is going to be mass panic and death. Trump's plan is to put off the death until after the election. Simple as. Then they'll act surprised.
Summer will put a dent in the virus. Closing schools for the year as well. People will get used to it, thinking it will clear up by next year.
Come November, Trump wins. Market is optimistic... Then schools reopen, winter hits, parabolic in December. Market falls another 50%. Many many deaths.
Like 2008, it will take over a year to see the bottom. But you will see it. 2021 will have the bottom. Probably February

[Anonymous No.17884891]

>>17884861
Sorry, cant hug you grandma, might catch plague

[Anonymous No.17884895]

>>17884861
Gotcha. Thanks, anon!

[Anonymous No.17884897]

>>17884825
BUY HIGH
SELL LOW

[Anonymous No.17884908]

new ?_?

>>17884896

>>17884896

>>17884896

>>17884896

[Anonymous No.17884911]

literally everything i've done today has been the complete opposite of what i should have done
gonna call it quits for now

[Anonymous No.17884912]

>>17884865
I see... so how do I know it’s time to short the small caps?

[Anonymous No.17884917]

>>17884867
Unless :^)

[Anonymous No.17884941]

>>17884865
See this model... Relevant

>>17884548

[Anonymous No.17884960]

>>17884867
Thanks friend

[Anonymous No.17884969]

>>17884833
Thanks for the recommendation, I'll look into it.

[Anonymous No.17884971]

>>17884825
iktfb

There is seriously some sort of black magic that dials the market into when we buy and sell. It's incredible how everything can turn at a dime at precisely the right moment. I would just do the opposite of what I always do but it would matter, the move would still go the other way.

[Anonymous No.17884976]

>>17884825
Lol, I would just hold.

[Anonymous No.17884988]

buy high sell low, fuck this market

[Anonymous No.17885006]

>>17884865
Explain from an economic standpoint why you feel that we should be seeing a bottom right now.

[Anonymous No.17885010]

>>17884895
worth reading this as well.

[Anonymous No.17885015]

>>17884344
Fiscal stimulus is not socialism you utter brainlet.

[Anonymous No.17885040]

Ignoramus here

>Covid19 is cratering the economy
>thousands if not millions of people will be unemployed by the end of the month
>I have relative certainty in keeping my job so money will keep flowing in
>about $8k sitting in my bank account

Looks like I should wait a bit and just buy index funds and wait or something? What is the brainlet way of buying into the stock market?

[Anonymous No.17885083]

>>17884988
B U Y
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[Anonymous No.17885097]

>>17884988
>buy high sell low
as is the /biz/ way

[Anonymous No.17885100]

>>17884075
Swim suit nero sucks the best part about Nero is her Hair and her Armor, swim suit takes that away

[Anonymous No.17885102]

Sweep the bear stops pt 2

[Anonymous No.17885111]

>>17885040
Open a robinhood account and load up on SPY puts and SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17885135]

Why is the vix climbing?

[Anonymous No.17885137]

>>17884594
>That face

I thought it was a meme

[Anonymous No.17885138]

Short SPY for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17885172]

>>17884499
it just works

[Anonymous No.17885183]

>>17885040

No, what you're thinking of doing is very smart. What determines whether you look smart or retarded is your buy and sell levels.

I personally think the SHORT TERM low was in today based upon the December 2018 lows, but I could be completely wrong.

[Anonymous No.17885193]

>>17885040
That is the correct brainlet strategy. Do not short the market unless you know what you're doing or you'll lose everything.

[Anonymous No.17885203]

>>17885137
He's just Jewish, anon.

[Anonymous No.17885212]

>>17884531
>Republican voters are dumb
>Democrats voting base is made up of zoomer commies, single mothers and niggers
?

[Anonymous No.17885213]

>>17885006
That isn’t what he said at all.
>>17885100
Wow no
The way the asscheeks are sticking out from under her as she’s presenting herself and those creases leading to the mons pubis are much better than whatever you’re talking about.

All these retard newfags suck

[Anonymous No.17885227]

>>17885193
this
source: me fucking up today
i think the last 2 weeks were beginners luck

[Anonymous No.17885235]

>>17885183
I think there will be another, lower low. I'm getting reports of businesses just up and firing everyone hourly due to the quarentine and closing down locations permanently. That will cause a ripple in... idk probably a week?

[Anonymous No.17885253]

Hahahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Losing Money Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Never Sell Your Stocks Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

[Anonymous No.17885285]

>>17885253
Based

[Anonymous No.17885305]

>>17885235

You could be 100% right. We could slice straight through 2350 no worries at all.

That's the risk I've taken.

[Anonymous No.17885374]

>>17885213
Getting called a newfag on one of the newest boards on the site so cringe

[Anonymous No.17885506]

Anyone buying into XOP?

[Anonymous No.17885568]

Seriously, look at this shit you fucking bullfags.
Look at it.

The only way you are getting V shape recovery is if the government preforms a massive bail out. How long do you faggots think you can keep up the charade? How long until your infinite Jerk off session with the fed falls in out itself because the profit rate just collapses?

[Anonymous No.17885628]

>>17885568
Oh and don't forget about next winter, and china never fixing its practices. People were talking about this being once in a life time? Nah dude this could happen every other winter.

How many fucking times can we get bailed out before everything just becomes worthless?

[Anonymous No.17885763]

fuck this crab market. social distancing doesn't do shit. you bulltards are just too stupid to realize what exponential grow means. this is just the beginning of the real crisis

[Anonymous No.17885787]

no cure, no plan, no hope only greedy faggots will buy stocks now

[Anonymous No.17885831]

>>17885568
Why did dow volume pump on trump's election but s&ps didnt?

[Anonymous No.17885974]

ok i have a question: I have 8,600 sitting in my bank account, thinking about calling up my broker and having him buy 4,000 shares of SQQQ for tomorrows dump then sell at end of trading day.
What am i missing? Seems to simple...

[Anonymous No.17886040]

>>17885974
Now this is a sign we've hit the bottom.

[Anonymous No.17886063]

>>17885974
>MILK

[Anonymous No.17886280]

>>17886040
this lol
buying calls as we speak

[Anonymous No.17886307]

>>17884520
Based