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Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:10:22 2020 No.17882255 [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys *sqeeeeek*! What’s goin’ on with the market today?? *Squeek squeek chirp!*

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:11:44 2020 No.17882309 >>17882255 aww what a cutie, I wonder what he tastes like

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:13:09 2020 No.17882352 >>17882255 Damn furries. Always wanting to RP as foxes and yiff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:13:57 2020 No.17882379 >>17882255 Hm?? squeeeek Whats this about COVID-19? haha squeeak squeeeak call batman haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:19:00 2020 No.17882553 >>17882255 Funfact: the virus is not from bats the virus is a result of poor food hygiene amongst the Chinese. In particular the practice of literally distilling cooking oil from raw human shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:28:03 2020 No.17882842 >>17882553 How is that possible!? That sounds batty! chirp chirp!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:30:36 2020 No.17882920 File: 991 KB, 2000x2000, 44d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welcome to the bat market Can't short? STIFF

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:35:54 2020 No.17883075 >>17882553 Funfact: you're retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:37:22 2020 No.17883117 >>17882255 Would you like some headpats? And some snacks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:41:55 2020 No.17883251 >>17883117 Yes please!! ^_^

Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:51:34 2020 No.17883550

>>17882553
Funfact: You're wrong. Although it might not have been bats directly to humans, but involved an intermediate species such as the pangolin.

>Furthermore, it was found that nCoV-2019 is 96% identical at the whole genome level to a bat coronavirus.
https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.22.914952v2

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:53:50 2020 No.17883613 >>17883550 Funfact: You're autistic.

Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:10:32 2020 No.17884107
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>virus probably jumped from bats to pangolins to humans
Still makes me laugh imagining chang crunch up some pangolin scales and snort it down to cure his erectile dysfunction which probably caused a worldwide pandemic and economic crisis

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:14:54 2020 No.17884203 >>17883550 Wrong, the virus was leaked by accident from the wuhan institute of virology. This isn't the first BSL-4 fuckup in china and it won't be the last.

>>	The FED Tue Mar 17 13:16:06 2020 No.17884228 File: 3.45 MB, 600x770, 1584311152555.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17882255

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:17:39 2020 No.17884267 File: 159 KB, 1500x1500, 8E3D8991-F2A7-40DB-98B9-0D88C9B8BC81.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Plz don’t eat me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:18:35 2020 No.17884290 >>17882255 GTFO you delicious bastard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:19:53 2020 No.17884321 >>17882255 Don't see why anyone would hate bats now It's not the bats' fault It's the fault of whoever the retard was that decided to cook/eat them

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:22:35 2020 No.17884397 >>17884203 lol the US does the same, youre just too much of a mong to have considered it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2019/08/05/health/germs-fort-detrick-biohazard.amp.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:25:47 2020 No.17884480 >>17884397 >they do the same Yes I remember a US fuckup so large it created a pandemic.

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>>	The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 Tue Mar 17 13:27:31 2020 No.17884528 >>17884487 He's just a baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:29:48 2020 No.17884578 >>17884397 lol the last US bioweapon to spread was AIDs and that's doing god's work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:32:51 2020 No.17884649 >tfw no bat pet

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:33:48 2020 No.17884680 >>17883550 >but involved an intermediate species such as the pangolin. disproven, the pangolin's too dissimilar. t. pangolin freak

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:34:20 2020 No.17884693 >>17884578 actual soviet propaganda https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Infektion

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:35:48 2020 No.17884730 >>17882309 based batsouppost just don't eat his ass. you'll get pinkeye

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:37:52 2020 No.17884793 >>17882553 I'm interested in investing if you have strong IP protection..

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:53:29 2020 No.17885215 >>17882255 Cute https://youtu.be/agvSgtPTw-w

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 14:42:52 2020 No.17886495 Bats are like cute flying doggies that spread deadly diseases. The chinks had it coming for having no standards and eating literally everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 14:45:32 2020 No.17886557 File: 67 KB, 960x960, cute but deadly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao0dqJvH4a0 This video was made in 2014. They just changed the title from "Ebola" to "Coronavirus".

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 14:46:52 2020 No.17886601 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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