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>> No.17881276

here we go boys, where should i yeet 200bux

>> No.17881289

fuck trump.

>> No.17881290

BUY CORV BUY CORV BUY CORV

>> No.17881295
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17881295

>mfw I bought the dip

>> No.17881297

YANG GANG

>> No.17881299

>>17881276
SQQQ SPXU

>> No.17881303

>>17881295
HERE WE GOOOOOOO

>> No.17881305
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17881305

Gainz

>> No.17881309

Hey so all memeing aside, have we hit the bottom or is this just a normalization after yesterday?
This rise doesn't seem as aggressive as the last ones that happened.

>> No.17881315

Ok people can call the doctor big fucking DEAL. LETS GO BABY KEEP GOING

>> No.17881316

Is there a trump speech at the moment?

>> No.17881317

the stock market is rigged... i went allin on shorts i was so sure omfg

>> No.17881318

TRUMP PUMP

>> No.17881322

Can these niggers just tell us all to go home, im stuck 650 miles away from home building a fucking gas plant and the nigger companies won't freeze the fucking contract

My entire life ive been ready for this but im stuck in Laredo fucking texas in a hotel owned by ragheads, with none of my guns because guess what! Gas plants are no gun zones!

So fucking gay bro nigger oil niggers won't call off the contract fucking NIGGERS

I literally have 3 months of food and a fucking 2 acre pond and 1000s of rounds for my 25 guns and i dont have ANYTHING in this bitch but clothes fucking please let these fuckers go home nigger or at least send me guns all i want is my AR bro, ive shot every weekend for these coming weeks and it was worthless fucking oilniggers

>> No.17881323

Hey /smg/, memes aside, do you think it's time to start slowly buying back in?

>> No.17881325

https://youtu.be/HbhnBEiqGGk

Is it just me or does he look sick?

>> No.17881329

>>17881323
no

>> No.17881333

>>17881309
why do you think anyone would know

>> No.17881334

>>17881295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>> No.17881337

>facetiming your doctor
based

>> No.17881338

/biz/ is giving me a yellow fever again

>> No.17881339

>>17881309
Normalization

>> No.17881341

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

>> No.17881344
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Did I do good Anon-kuns?

>> No.17881346

>>17881309
>asking autistic retards to look into their hotglue plastic anime tiddy patterns to see the future
bold

>> No.17881350

>4 star gen in the room
uh oh

>> No.17881353

>>17881325
He's sleep deprived.

>> No.17881354

>>17881323

yes

>> No.17881355

>>17881322
Good luck, anon

>> No.17881356

Fuck this gay ass market.

>> No.17881357

This is the local top... right?

>> No.17881359

>>17881323
VERY slowly if you can withstand looking at red lines for the next few months.

>> No.17881361

What do you feel about airline stocks rn? They are pretty cheap, should I buy? Or wait till all the travel bans around the world stop, i fear that it will go up by then

>> No.17881362

HE SAID MCDONALDS POOOMP IT!

>> No.17881366

When is Trump going to announce the 35 Trillion dollar wall street bail out?

>> No.17881368

>>17881322
probably best to start coughing and demand to go home.

>> No.17881369

He's started talking, I can't wait to see how he tanks the markets this time around

>> No.17881371

mcdonalds, burgerking, all the big ones

>> No.17881370

>>17881325
He's old and has an obvious spray tan line. He's not sick

>> No.17881374

>>17881357
Yes

>> No.17881375

>Trump talking about fast food

>> No.17881376

>Drive through will save the US
lmao

>> No.17881378

Make sure to take advantage of the sale on puts before Trump ends it.

>> No.17881381

DONT EAT NORMAL FOOD BUY MCDONALDS

>> No.17881383

>>17881323
No, the worst has yet to come

>> No.17881384

AAAAAAAAAAA MCDOOONALDS

>> No.17881386

YAAAAAAS
DONALD
PUMP MY MCD!!!!!

Please. This is brutal.

>> No.17881388

>>17881309
seems like when nobody is left in the market they are free to pump it to the moon

>> No.17881390
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>>17881309

>> No.17881393

He talked to Burger King, nigga we saved! BURGER KING
U
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K
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>> No.17881395

Short Telehealth and facetime

>> No.17881398

15 DAYS
15 DAYS
15 DAYS

>> No.17881399

>>17881353
he sounds congested and his voice sounds rough.

I'm betting flu.

>> No.17881400

>MCDONALDS
>BURGER KING
PEAK AMERICA

>> No.17881401

>>17881323
I am DCAing in with airlines, but I'm also predicting an airline bailout before it's all said and done. Then again, what the fuck do I know?

>> No.17881404

Im quite scared frens. All-in bear.

>> No.17881407

Why can't he talk normally?

>> No.17881408

>>17881399
he always sounds like that dipshit hes like 1000 years old

>> No.17881409

>>17881322
kill. them. all.

>> No.17881413

>>17881309
Panic bottom soon, crab for a few weeks, then another 50% plunge when the actual recession starts.

>> No.17881414

This speech is gonna kill my short.

>> No.17881415
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17881415

Cursed

>> No.17881416
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17881416

CORV is being bought out by Advanz, big gains right???

>> No.17881417

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS BULLSHIT ANYMORE I'VE LOST 60% ON MY FUCKING PUTS I'M FUCKING SELLING

>> No.17881422
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17881422

>>17881322

>> No.17881423

>>17881407

he probably hasnt slept in weeks

>> No.17881425

>>17881399
He's a germophobe, he'd never get flu. It's the reason why he had contact with kung flu pozzed up people and didn't get sick.

>> No.17881428

> This trainwreck of a fast food advertisement
> Stonks recovering from their initial dip

>> No.17881429

>>17881254
I bought some fspgx

Did I fuck up?

>> No.17881431
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17881431

TREMENDOUS SPIRIT

>> No.17881434

>>17881417
>he doesn't hodl

>> No.17881435

i guess one of Trump's advisors told him to keep this one more positive

>> No.17881438
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17881438

DONALD
MCDONALD

>> No.17881440

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJrx1RMUsMU

>> No.17881444

MCDONALDS BURGER KING AND STIMULUS

AHHH DONALD YOU"RE GONNA TANK MY PUTS

>> No.17881445

>The US president, in a live televised press conference, praised McDonald's for their part in fighting Coronavirus

If someone had written that as satire it would have sounded too stupid to be real.

This timeline is off the fucking rails, guys.

>> No.17881447

flat as fuck

>> No.17881449

ITS GOING TO POP AHHHH

>> No.17881451

He's sniffling.

Calling it now, Trump is revealed to have Corona by Friday.

>> No.17881452

>>17881322
just go home. what are they going to do? fire you? that's what you want anyway

>> No.17881455

>>17881309
It’s being pumped due to the 500B in overnight repo. It would have been red today too had they not decided to keep its dead bloated corpse afloat a little longer. It’s also probably a correction of yesterday.

This isn’t the bottom. The bottom is when we see mass graves in New York, that’s your signal to buy.

>> No.17881456

Is this bullish??

Support for small businesses

>> No.17881460

>>17881309
Yes, that was the bottom

>> No.17881462
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>we're gonna win

okay retard

>> No.17881464
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17881464

Do you guys think we've missed the boat on those moonshot gains that we've been seeing? How much more can be made on options at this point.

>> No.17881466

>>17881417
>PANIC SELLING
LOOOOOOOOL

>> No.17881467
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17881467

Who give's a shit about state based vaccine development
>FEMA are getting involved
>Army corp of engineers on standby
WTF

>> No.17881472

TRUMP JUST SAID ITS GONNA POP

>> No.17881473

WERE GONNA WIN

>> No.17881474

>>17881407
He reads outloud weird

>> No.17881476

>FEMA
>Army
>It's going to happen
Rev up that SQQQ

>> No.17881477

FUCK YOU DRUMPF MY PUTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17881486

BUY LESS

>> No.17881487

DID YOU HEAR THAT? BUY LESS

SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL

>> No.17881489
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>>17881431
name?

>> No.17881490

BUY LESS

>> No.17881491

>>17881431
if she was your gf you wouldnt even need to stock up for the pandemic you could just eat her ass for six months dam she dummy thicc nahmean

>> No.17881492

>>17881467
We're literally turning into a fascist oligarchy fucking hell

>> No.17881494

BUY LESS
>BUY LESS
BUY LESS
>BUY LESS
BUY LESS
>BUY LESS

>> No.17881495

it's all mildly bullish so far, glad I didn't buy SQQQ before the conference it's dropped several percent
I was worried that Trump would announce bad news like a quarantine which would set off another dump

>> No.17881501

Why hasn't it went back down though? we're in like an epidemic or w.e

>> No.17881503

>>17881487
Kek

>> No.17881502

How long until the market crashes after this retard is done speaking?

>> No.17881504

>BUY LESS

>> No.17881506

>>17881254
Just bought 50 deep in the money Puts against Boeing, expiering in 3 months. How fucked am I? A bailout doesn't mean their stock will pump, right?

>> No.17881515

all weak hands already sold, bunch of unamerican pussies who shorted the greatest nation on earth

were going to moon 20% in the next 8 weeks, Corona is A FUCKING FLU, I have OLDER relatives who are recovering right now just watching tv and eating soup


wtf was chinas problem?

>> No.17881516

>>17881489
it's tessa fowler I think

>> No.17881517
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17881517

mcdondals hambuga

>> No.17881518

>>17881474
Yeah there's a huge difference between when he's reading and when he's speaking normally. When he's reading something out loud he speaks like a school kid having to read out loud for the class.

>> No.17881520

>>17881492
WE THE ROMANS NOW BOY. REPUBLIC IS OVER

>> No.17881525
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damn, i thought i timed the peak this morning, and then it just kept rising.

>> No.17881527

>>17881506
lol

>> No.17881528

USA USA USA

>> No.17881530

Has the market forgotten yesterdays talks from the Trump? Big line green

>> No.17881533

>>17881445
Next we'll be using HSA funds to buy burgers

>> No.17881535
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17881535

>>17881434
>>17881466
ENJOY -100%, RETARDS

>> No.17881536

>>17881431
sauce me up

>> No.17881537

why couldnt pence have been president bros

>> No.17881539

>>17881506
>A bailout doesn't mean their stock will pump, right?
better get out your credit card bobo

>> No.17881540

>>17881462
>>17881445
Kekd thanks.
I need something to cheer me up after I DIDNT sell my very large mcdonalds position yesterday.

>> No.17881541

>>17881489
I don't know sorry, saw her posted here.
>>17881491
I'd drink her milk for six months.

>> No.17881542

>>17881323
you already missed the bottom. enjoy sitting on the sidelines for the next 3 months watching it go higher :)

>> No.17881543

BOUGHT SHORTS AT THE BEGINNGING JUST NOW

DID I FUCK UP??

>> No.17881546

>>17881515
Shut up retard

>> No.17881547

>>17881492
>turning
3 letters anon
FDR

>> No.17881550

>>17881506
that's exactly what it means

>> No.17881553

This is honestly the most presidential I've ever seen him act. I need him to start screeching about fake news so my puts can print.

>> No.17881557

>>17881466
It's done. I feel a lot better now

>> No.17881560

No stimulus announcement?

Faggots.

>> No.17881561

>>17881451
I doubt they would reveal that. He's putting Pence up on the stand more because they're prepping. They're scared.

>> No.17881563

>>17881323
something something dead cat bounce

>> No.17881565

>>17881543
expiry?

>> No.17881566

What is he saying that would cause a pump?

Is it just fed's other actions propping up market + lack of trump announcing anything scary?

>> No.17881576

Buying my spy puts now

>> No.17881577
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its gonna pop guys nothing to worry about.
president says fast recovery coming

>> No.17881586
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>>17881492
>We're literally turning into a fascist oligarchy fucking hell

>> No.17881589

>>17881533

KEK.

>> No.17881592

>>17881566
Yes and just a general correction of yesterday. The biggest market ups have all been during times like 1929, 1987, 2008. Fuck the newfag WSB anons telling you this is the end

>> No.17881595
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17881595

>THEY REALLY THOUGHT TRUMP WOULD LET MICKEY D BANKRUPT
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17881599

>>17881566

Stimulus+more positive news about testing avialable. I'm about to get the FUCK OUT I CANT HOLD ANYMORE AHHHH PANICk

>> No.17881600
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OH NO NO NO BOBOBROS MY PUTTERINOS ARE BLEEEEEEDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>> No.17881605
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17881605

I have absolutely no idea what to go in on right now. When I think I should buy calls, the market dumps, when I think I should buy puts this shit magically pumps. At the same time I don't want to sit on the sidelines like a cuck.

>> No.17881610
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlpYAaS2Efc

>> No.17881611

>>17881566
it's more that he's not saying anything bad, or at least anything bad that we dont already know

>> No.17881612

I just woke up, rundown me

>> No.17881618

>>17881595

ROCK SOLID SUPPORT FOR MCD!!! BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!

>> No.17881619
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17881619

>mfw bearcucks right now

>> No.17881620

>>17881600
HODL THE LINE BROTHER

>> No.17881621

>>17881605
just do the opposite

>> No.17881622

>>17881595
Is Trump going to get us $1000 a month spendable only on fast food?

>> No.17881623

>SQQQ heading sub-25
yummy yummy

>> No.17881627

Steve mnuchin is a very regal looking man...very handsome!

tremendous

>> No.17881630

>>17881537
>why couldnt pence have been president bros

Because he's a fucking fundy religious maniac. Literally, the reason Mike "Poison Pill" Pence is VP is because he's the only person in America you'd like to occupy the Oval Office less than Trump.

>> No.17881636
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>>17881612
McDonald's saved America, it's only green from here

>> No.17881638
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>> No.17881640

Lol this fucking jumping feline carcass

>> No.17881641

>>17881592
>Yes and just a general correction of yesterday.
If anything I would be scared that the rebound from a -12% day is just 3%.

>> No.17881642
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17881642

>Hey anon, how are those shorts looki-

>> No.17881644

>>17881619
what's trump saying that's got the market so pleased?

>> No.17881645
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>>17881595
>He ordered with dip?

>> No.17881646
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I think I got too cocky Bearbros...

>> No.17881651
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>>17881586
>Trump literally rebirths fascism and strengthens national unity
OH NO NO NO CHOSEN BROS WE GOT TOO MUCH PILPUL

>> No.17881653

I'm legit out if it just ends on a positive note. I'm out period, i was hoping to make more money so i could afford college but that's not the case im a DUMB BOBO BEAR AND I GOT IN TOO HIGH

>> No.17881654

>>17881619
FUCK YOU IM LOSING MY ASS RIGHT NOW

>> No.17881655

>Pence telling construction companies to donate their masks to hospitals

>> No.17881657

Donate your masks, faggots. Yeah right.

>> No.17881658

GIVE US YOUR N95 MASKS, GOY

>> No.17881662

>DONATE YOUR MASKS

>> No.17881665

>donate your facemasks
uh oh

>> No.17881669

>>17881623
Is SQQQ ever gonna reach ATH again

>> No.17881671

HE SAID MARTIAL

>> No.17881674

Can we get to the part where the kitty dies again already?

>> No.17881676

LOL NOW THIS PENCE NIGGER IS SAYING TO TAKE OUR MASKS AND GIVE THEM TO DOCOTRS LAMO

HEY NIGGER WOULDNT NEED THE MASKS OF YOU LET US GO HOME YEAH? OIL NIGGERS

>> No.17881677

CHAD WOLF BABY

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>>17881619
I really hope you're day trading because everything that's sitting in your portfolio for more than 2 days is going to be worth jack in a couple of weeks

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There must be software programs transcribing this live, throwing the words in to an algorithm, then making trades on this
Shit changes within seconds of the words "under control" "stimulus" and so on

>> No.17881682
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>>17881254
Trump finally stepped aside and let CHAD do the talking.

Market Likie

>> No.17881683

Imagine being called Chad Wolf unironically

>> No.17881685

Chad Wolf?

>> No.17881690
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17881690

>Trump bends the knee to Chad Wolf

>> No.17881692

>>17881646
>4/17
lmao, we'll be down another 20-30% until then

>> No.17881694

Why not buy TQQQ, UDOW, UPRO and hold for 2 years:?

>> No.17881695

TRUMPS GOT A STUFFY NOSE
SELL SELL SELL
>TRUMPS GOT A STUFFY NOSE
SELL SELL SELL
TRUMPS GOT A STUFFY NOSE
SELL SELL SELL
>TRUMPS GOT A STUFFY NOSE
SELL SELL SELL
TRUMPS GOT A STUFFY NOSE
SELL SELL SELL
>TRUMPS GOT A STUFFY NOSE
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17881696
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>he ACTUALLY missed the bottom
OH NO NO NONO

it's not too late. We still have 10% more to climb

>> No.17881697

>>17881550
Then why cant the stock break the resistance at 114?

>> No.17881698

>>17881644
Maybe everyone feels good today?

>> No.17881699

And here we go!

>> No.17881704

Trump is starting his daily pump too early he’s getting complacent and cocky

>> No.17881707

>>17881680
She’s a whore like all women

>> No.17881709

LISTEN TO THIS KIKE

>> No.17881714

Yeah gimme that big bold package

>> No.17881715

FUCK YEAH MY PUT ORDERS GOT FILLED, THANKS FOR THE PUMP RETATD BULLS

>> No.17881716

Day's Gain Unrealized
$664.18 (13.96%)

heh... nothin personnel kid

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>>17881630
pence was bernie bro and cat lady assassination insurance and served well in that capacity

>> No.17881723

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17881725

LOL

>> No.17881730

PRIIIIIIIIIINT

>> No.17881733
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17881733

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-17/u-s-retail-sales-fell-in-february-as-coronavirus-impact-began

This is kind of a big deal. Evidence that COVID19 was the spark/scapegoat that started this financial collapse, but the bonfire was about to go up in flames either way.


>>17881641
This.

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17881735

>10b to buy 1T

>> No.17881736

mnuchins tie off center - very sad

>> No.17881739

BRRRRRRRRRRR
NOTHING PERSONNAL BOBOS

>> No.17881738

LETS GO JPOW, SAVE MY SPY CALLS

>> No.17881742

BBRRRRRR BRRRR BRRRR

1TRILLION BRRRRR

>> No.17881745

FLR puts?

>> No.17881746

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17881747

1 TRILLION BRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17881749

>SQQQ still going up
Yikes

>> No.17881753

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17881756

>1 TRILLION
1 TRILLION
>1 TRILLION

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17881758
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17881758

just print more money lmao

>> No.17881761

lets print some more boys brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.17881762

GIVE US YOUR TAXES, GOY

>> No.17881763

>>17881714
BRO still fucking holding. We in this together

>> No.17881764

PAY YOUR TAXES GOY

>> No.17881765
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17881765

1TR

>> No.17881767

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17881769

>>17881749
this
I have 10 fucking puts on standby waiting for it to dump

>> No.17881772

www wait WAITTTTTTTT

HES BUYING COMMERCIAL PAPER DIRECYLU FROM YHE CKMPANIES,’?!???

Is that just straight buying corporate debt?????

>> No.17881771

is this bullish???? s&p is pumping

>> No.17881776

HOLY SHIT I GOT INTO UPRO 30 MINS AGO

WE'RE GONNA MOON THANKS TO THIS REPTILIAN JEW

>> No.17881777
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17881777

DO YOUR TAXES, GOY

>> No.17881782

>>17881322
>gas plant
You should go home now. Because they'll never let you leave.

>> No.17881784
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17881784

>> No.17881787

>print 1.5t dollars
But you can defer a Million for 90 days.
JUST

>> No.17881789

Where are we? Up to 2.5 trillion BRRR this past week?

>> No.17881790

>>17881547

This

>> No.17881791

trump keeps opening his mouth

>> No.17881793

>>17881763
We're all gonna make it fren

>> No.17881794
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17881794

>> No.17881795

COVID IS A FLU
RELATIVES ARE RECOVERING FINE
YOU FELL FOR A PSYCHOLOGICAL PLOY
DONT MISS THE BOTTOM

>> No.17881797
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17881797

>>17881715
let them buy anon, I'm still waiting for that 80 RSI

>> No.17881800

How high can TQQQ go?

>> No.17881802

brrrr! Haha this meme is fun, reddit! Here is some gold, kind sir!

>> No.17881806

STIMULUS PACKAGE TO THE AMERICAN WORKERS

>> No.17881810
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17881810

>>17881772
Guys????
Any non members in the house??

>> No.17881811
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17881811

Zimbamerica incoming

>> No.17881814

CALL J. G. WETWORTH. 877-CASH-NOW

>> No.17881815

AIRLINE BAILOUTS COMFIRMED

>> No.17881816

Down $200 on GUSH fugg....

>> No.17881817

>Boeing and cruise liners getting bailed out
>HELICOPTER MONEY

>> No.17881819

jesus as soon as trump said trillion, the SPY started to fall

>> No.17881820

LOL WHAT THEYRE SENDING MONEY OUT IN 2 WEEKS TO AMERICANS WTF.

>> No.17881824
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17881824

>>17881765
>SQQQ
>>17881767
>>17881742
>>17881746
>>17881747
>>17881753
>>17881761
>>17881784
>>17881789
>>17881787

>> No.17881828

>>17881707
Don't call the joose awful names like that she's chaste and pure and waiting in Nippon for me in a comfy kimono making tea

>> No.17881829

IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!!!

>> No.17881830
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17881830

WEN down 50% in a week, JACK down 70% in a month. QSR down 50%, YUM down 40%, MCD down 35%. Like just go through the drive through lmao what are you doing

>> No.17881832

what puts should I buy in the pump tomorrow?

>> No.17881838

1000$ A MONTH

>> No.17881839

>>17881789
I’ve been saying they’re gonna print the whole fucking national debt pretty soon

>> No.17881842

YANG GANG

>> No.17881843

>NEETBUX BECOMING A REALITY

>> No.17881844

Why do you American guys allow such a thing as the fed to exist at your side? Why the fuck does a private company created by fucking monopolists control the issue of YOUR money?

>> No.17881848

WORSE THAN 9/11!

>> No.17881846

CHECKS TO AMERICANS IMMEDIATELY

>> No.17881849
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17881849

>>17881515
>t.

>> No.17881855

>>17881445
>Tfw "Europoor"

>> No.17881857

THIS IS WORTS THAN 911

>> No.17881858

>THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11

>> No.17881859
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17881859

YANG BUCKS
YANG BUCKS
JG WENTWORTH
877 CASH NOW

>> No.17881860

>THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17881861

THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11
>THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11
THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11
>THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11
THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11
>THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11
THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11
>THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11

>> No.17881862

WORSE THAN 9/11


OOOOOOHHHHHH

>> No.17881863

CORONABUX

>> No.17881866

FREE MONEY INCOMING FROM FED

>> No.17881867

>THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11
>SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

>> No.17881871
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17881871

>republicans going full yang gang

>> No.17881873

WORSE THAN 9/11
>WORSE THAN 9/11
WORSE THAN 9/11
>WORSE THAN 9/11
WORSE THAN 9/11
>WORSE THAN 9/11
WORSE THAN 9/11
>WORSE THAN 9/11

>> No.17881874

WORSE THAN 9/11 CONFIRMED
DANCING CHINAMEN CONFIRMED
GLOBAL WAR ON COUGHING CONFIRMED

>> No.17881875

WORSE THAN 9/11

>> No.17881878

BUY AAL NOW
>"MUH 911"

>> No.17881879

YANG BUCKS YANG BUCKS
>YANG BUCKS YANG BUCKS
YANG BUCKS YANG BUCKS
>YANG BUCKS YANG BUCKS

>> No.17881880

WORSE THAN 9/11

>> No.17881883

>This is worse than 9/11
There goes the market

>> No.17881884

WHERE IS THE STORY FOR THE YANG GANG CHECKS COMING IN

>> No.17881888

NEETS WIN AGAIN
>NEETS WIN AGAIN
NEETS WIN AGAIN
>NEETS WIN AGAIN
NEETS WIN AGAIN
>NEETS WIN AGAIN
NEETS WIN AGAIN
>NEETS WIN AGAIN
NEETS WIN AGAIN
>NEETS WIN AGAIN
NEETS WIN AGAIN
>NEETS WIN AGAIN
NEETS WIN AGAIN
>NEETS WIN AGAIN
NEETS WIN AGAIN
>NEETS WIN AGAIN
NEETS WIN AGAIN
>NEETS WIN AGAIN
NEETS WIN AGAIN
>NEETS WIN AGAIN
NEETS WIN AGAIN
>NEETS WIN AGAIN

>> No.17881886

>worse than 9/11

BUY PUTS SELL CALLS

>> No.17881887

YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG
NEVER DOUBTED

>> No.17881889
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17881889

ok me sold dip buying
can resume dump to 2100 now ty

>> No.17881890

>WEVE REACHED THE TOP

>> No.17881892

>>17881844
Our government has been sucking jewish cock since the day Washington stepped out of office

>> No.17881894

Domestic travel ban ruled out?
Market's gonna pump higher

>> No.17881897

>use stimulus check to short the market
Ah, this is the life

>> No.17881899
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17881899

>>17881883
did they really say this out loud?

>> No.17881900
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17881900

ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS

>> No.17881901

WORSE THAN 9/11

>> No.17881908
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17881908

>Worse than 9-11
>DOW instantly goes up

>> No.17881914

Yes in a month the markets might be lower but the next few weeks with all these fucking bailouts and money pumping I DONT THINK I CAN LAST BROS

I THINK IM GONE AFTER THIS SPEECH

>> No.17881915

>worse than 9/11
>puts instantly tank 30%

words mean nothing

>> No.17881916
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17881916

ATD down only 10% from ath ,daaamn!

>> No.17881921

>Mnuchin: this is worse than 911
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Mnuchin: we yang gang now
Huh.

>>17881830
I want to fuck those adult women

Dude. What the hell is happening to my MCD’s?

>> No.17881923
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"Can you talk about this timeline "

Kek

>> No.17881924
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17881924

>>17881892
This

>> No.17881925

>>17881908
BUY WAR STOCKS BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17881926

>>17881899
"WORSE THAN 9/11 for the airline industry"

>> No.17881929

FREE MONEY FOR EVERYONE
SMALL B, AIRLANES, KORPOS, RANDOS

WE NEED MORE PRINT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17881930
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17881930

I just bought AAL. Thank you Mr. President.

>> No.17881937

YANG WAS RIGHT

>> No.17881939

>we're going to wait for senate republicans
we're fucked

>> No.17881940
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17881940

WHO WANTS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MONEY?

>> No.17881943
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17881943

5% pump
That's a years worth of gains in 2 hours
God bless Trump in his fight against this fake liberal media pandemic

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17881944

MEGACOMFY
A
N
G

G
A
N
G

>> No.17881946
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17881946

>tfw in blue chip positions I bought weeks ago that are actually up or just down 1%

buy the dip you fucking idiots.

>> No.17881947

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bl99Vx04Tc

>> No.17881948

>>17881844
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_trinity

>> No.17881949

We're going BIG, boys

>> No.17881950

>>17881899
Mnuchin did.
Then pause
Then said “uh for the airlines”

>> No.17881951
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17881951

SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY

>> No.17881952
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17881952

>airliner bail out
>FED pump
>AND HELICOPTER MONEY
holy shit is the FED going to burn in the next month?

>> No.17881954

>>17881515
America is a Masonic shithole ruled by kikes. Kys.

>> No.17881955

GET PRINTING THOSE 1000$ CHECKS

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17881957

>Y A N G G A N G
Y A N G G A N G
>Y A N G G A N G
Y A N G G A N G
>Y A N G G A N G
Y A N G G A N G
>Y A N G G A N G
Y A N G G A N G

>> No.17881959

"WE'RE GOING BIG"

>> No.17881962

>>17881943

LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! AHHHHH

>> No.17881965

please god someone source the fed cutting people checks

>> No.17881968
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17881968

>>17881926
>>17881950
lol fuck. Good going mnuchin

>> No.17881972
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17881972

>"We're going BIG"

>> No.17881973

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ASSES

>> No.17881974

>Press conference mainly concerned about "will McDonald's be open"

>> No.17881975

What are you guys buying with your free check

>> No.17881976

WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY
>WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY
WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY
>WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY
WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY
>WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY
WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY
>WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY
WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY
>WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY
WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY
>WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY
WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY
>WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS ECONOMY

>> No.17881979

>>17881916
They’re a solid, boring, infrastructure reit

>> No.17881980

>>17881925

You have no idea how correct you are on this.

>> No.17881984

>>17881951
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.17881986

APPS

>> No.17881987

lol talking about drive throughs

what a fucking clown show

>> No.17881990
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17881990

go BIG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2d2FRh0BM

>> No.17881991

>>17881972
you may not like it but braaphogg is the ideal form of femoid for the bunker

>> No.17881994

O we're getting YANGBUX now? I'm gonna use it to pay off the money I owe to the IRS LMAO

>> No.17882000

posting in an ebic bred

>> No.17882003
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>got to see the brrrr meme work with my graph
this is fun

>> No.17882004

we were wrong bearbros

>> No.17882005

MCDONDALDS

>> No.17882007

>>17881975
LCI

>> No.17882008

>>17881972
her breasts are way too big

>> No.17882009

Do i hold my puts.?? I don't know if i can last any longer. Can we really go red by end of day?

>> No.17882012

>>17881976
Did he actually say that

>> No.17882013

new?

look at fancy perfective on this one kek


>>17881996

>>17881996

>>17881996

>>17881996

>> No.17882014
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17882014

DRIVE THRU AMERICA
>DRIVE THRU AMERICA
DRIVE THRU AMERICA
>DRIVE THRU AMERICA
DRIVE THRU AMERICA
>DRIVE THRU AMERICA
DRIVE THRU AMERICA
>DRIVE THRU AMERICA

>> No.17882016

FUCK ITS BULLISH ISNT IT`?

>> No.17882019

>US Govt relying on McDonald's to feed the majority of the population

>> No.17882021

SPY 245 P 3/25... down %22... sell or hold

>> No.17882026
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17882026

Thanks to SPY my profits are spiking again
Thanks my orange president homie
Also new bread after 400

>> No.17882027

lmao yanks are just gonna sit around eating McD's for weeks and this is somehow being spoken about as a good thing

>> No.17882029

>>17881990
based dougposter

>> No.17882031

>>17882008
>too big
homo

>> No.17882032

Holy shit. I should’ve bought the MC dip

>> No.17882050

>>17882012
"we are shutting down parts of this economy"

>> No.17882055

Did he literally just scuttle away to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

>> No.17882053

>>17882019
i like of he emphatized BIG part of america, like the fat people?

>> No.17882069

>>17881492
Democracy is overrated.

>> No.17882078

>>17882055
lmao

>> No.17882093

Gold is up 3% today. People are realizing that MMT is in play.

>> No.17882095

>>17881979
Stable. I like it. Divies and growth, just look at the 2 year chart-solid 45°

>> No.17882102

fuck why did i buy sqqq

>> No.17882124

>>17881943
Kys magakike

>> No.17882127

>Will your legislation help those furloughed employees
>Well I hope so

Holy shit, they're all going to fucking die

>> No.17882144

>>17882055

Shut and like the inflation, goyim.

I DARE you to buy gold.

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17882148

>>17882055
AHHHHHH EVERYONE NEEDS 1K AHHHHHH

>> No.17882161

>trying to buy TQQQ on Vanguard
>"we don't allow buy orders on leveraged products"
Fuck this boomer broker

>> No.17882162

Should I sell my boeing puts? Honest question.

>> No.17882163

>>17881466
GET FUCKED FAGGOT
PUTS ARE DOOMED
SELL WHILE YOU CAN

>> No.17882172

they are PUMPING IT TO THE MOON so plebs will have to pay a high price to get back in and then THEY WILL CRASH IS AGAIN

>> No.17882175
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17882175

>we're almost up 1k

>> No.17882182

>>17882093
+1

BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*coof coof*
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17882195
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17882195

>just get rid of the virus
its so simple

>> No.17882196

They're about to dish out UBI to all quarantined hourly workers and bail out the airlines.... Fellas I think it's time to go balls deep on Boeing.

>> No.17882201

>>17882102

Dude, we clicked a major support today on the S&P. Barring some REALLY shit news, it was always going to rebound from that level.

The stimulus was always coming too. BRRRRRR is going to help the markets in the short term.

>> No.17882214
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17882214

fast food stocks rising from the dead quickly

>> No.17882233

>>17882162
They're about to get bailed out,
abso-fucking-lutley.

>> No.17882240

MASH!

I LOVED THAT SHOW

>> No.17882257
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17882257

Went out yesterday

>> No.17882281

THIS IS THE BOTTOM
>THIS IS THE BOTTOM
THIS IS THE BOTTOM
>THIS IS THE BOTTOM
THIS IS THE BOTTOM
>THIS IS THE BOTTOM
THIS IS THE BOTTOM
>THIS IS THE BOTTOM
THIS IS THE BOTTOM
>THIS IS THE BOTTOM
THIS IS THE BOTTOM
>THIS IS THE BOTTOM
THIS IS THE BOTTOM
>THIS IS THE BOTTOM
THIS IS THE BOTTOM
>THIS IS THE BOTTOM
THIS IS THE BOTTOM
>THIS IS THE BOTTOM

BUY IN NOW
>BUY IN NOW

BUY IN NOW
>BUY IN NOW

BUY IN NOW
>BUY IN NOW

BUY IN NOW
>BUY IN NOW

BUY IN NOW
>BUY IN NOW

BUY IN NOW
>BUY IN NOW

>> No.17882290

>>17882257
SELL YOUR CONDIMENT STOCK NO ONE IS BUYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17882303
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17882303

DUN DUN DUN NA DUN DANNNN

DA NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH...

NAH NAH

>> No.17882308
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17882308

>>17882257

>> No.17882312

>>17882257
Trucks come every single night. You gotta show up when they open to score the fresh goods.

>> No.17882314
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17882314

Is this even fair?

>> No.17882320

>>17882196
>>17882214

Now that plebs have UBI, McD and CfA sales will zzzZZOOOM higher

Gotta get fries while you replay Halo on Steam (Boomer) or log into Fortnite (Zoomer) or jus’ chill wi homies and lite up a duuuubiie (w:3 boyz)

>> No.17882345
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17882345

>>17882257
Meat

>> No.17882360

>>17882233
So, yes? There is no wqy boeing is going to tank more?

>> No.17882365

I just sold all my KNG to get SPY puts. This pdeat cat bounce is a perfect point to reload the shorts.

>> No.17882367

>>17882312
yes and spit on all others so they will get sick and wont come back.

>> No.17882404
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17882404

>>17882257
I thought th TP was a meme

>> No.17882406

>>17882365

What's your target?

S&P is gonna rally like a motherfucker once the stimulus is announced. I dare say within 24 hours.

>> No.17882417

>>17882360
They're announcing the details of the bill later today... I'd wait to see more detailed numbers on what they'd get as apart of the stimulus, then pull the trigger accordingly.

>> No.17882451
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>>17882257
Final one, ammo.
I haven't seen shelves so bare since Sandy Hook. All over a fucking cough.

>> No.17882461

>>17882404
how do i go long on toilet paper

>> No.17882466

BEAR BROS
REMEMBER THE DEATH HAVE EVEN STARTED YET
HOLD THE LINE
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CAVE JUST YET
DO NOT BUY
DO NOT BUY
IT'S NOT JUST THE VIRUS
THE SYSTEM IS COLLAPSING
THE HOSPITALS WILL BE SLAMMED BY SUNDAY
DO NOT BUY THE HYPE.
YOU ARE BEING MANIPULATED
LOOK AT HOW CALM THEY ARE TRYING TO BE
WE WILL BE SLAMMED HARDER THAN ITALY
BODIES NEXT MONTH
BODIES EVERYWHERE

>> No.17882476

paper products aisle in my local publix was obliterated.
Interestingly enough, the feminine hygiene products were well stocked.
I guess even chicks don't give a shit about not having pads and tampons possibly.

>> No.17882496

>>17882451
Just Walmart or all stores? Around here, Walmart is packed but mom and pop grocery stores arent bad

>> No.17882499

how fast does mnuchin turn that handle to brrt this hard

>> No.17882501

>>17882461
How do I short this boomer joke

>> No.17882520

>>17882451
is that ammo in a supermarket

>> No.17882534

>>17882466
i agree, just wish i had sold my sqqq before this meeting. that was a rookie mistake. gonna look for a good exit point today. it will continue to pump to a certain point and then the second wave of tanking.

>> No.17882539

>>17882520
UHMUHRIKA

>> No.17882551

>>17882520
Walmart straight up sells ammo and guns on the opposite side from all the groceries.

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>>17882520
we used to sell ammo and guns in every hardware store too yet the murder rate was 1/100,000 before the turn of the century

>> No.17882620

>>17882466
imagine when they start dying in public places, in cars in traffic, at home alone

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>>17882520
kek. I've been to gas stations that sell ammo
>>17882496
That pic was Academy, but Walmart was sold out too (as if you could find someone with the key)

>> No.17882643

>>17882451
>>17882520
lmao imagine living in a country like this

>> No.17882656

BULL BROS
WE'RE GOING UP
HOLD THE LINE
THE BEARS OVERPLAYED IT
BUY BUY BUY
THE FED HAS FIXED THE LIQUIDIDY ISSUES
DEUSCHTE BANK IS SOLVENT AGAIN
PENSIONS ARE FULLY FUNDED
HOUSEHOLD DEBT IS DROPPING
JOB NUMBERS ARE LOOKING GREAT NEXT SEASON

QUARTERLY EARNINGS NEXT MONTH WON'T BE BAD
THE HOSPITALS WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS EASILY
THE BANKS WILL REMAIN SOLVENT
FOOD WILL NOT BE SCARCE
THE HOUSING MARKET WON'T TAKE A HIT BECAUSE ALL OF OUR MONEY WELL BE GOING TO ATH BU SEPTEMBER
SUMMER WILL MAKE THE FAKE LIBERAL VIRUS GO AWAY COMPLETELY
CHINA WILL BE BACK TO FULL CAPACITY IN DAYS
ALL THESE BUSINESSES WON'T EVEN NOTICE THE BLIP IN THEIR INCOME
WE'RE BACK BABY! BUY CHEAPIES NOW!
INTEREST RATES WILL GO NEGATIVE FOR EVEN MORE GROWTH AND GAINS!

>> No.17882658

>>17882594
My dad bought his first gun from Target.

>> No.17882735

>>17882620
Don't worry sir, Mc Donald's will be open and we will bail out the casinos, cruise lines, and American airlines. We got this!

>> No.17882807

>>17882735
they will start dying behind the Mc Donald's counter and they will serve the infected meat of the dead to the living

>> No.17882892

>>17882807
Onions Green

>> No.17883030

hah the pump is shutdown lets go -10% now

>> No.17883066

STOOOPEEED BULLS
IF GOLDMAN SACHS SAYS THE BOTTOM IS BELOW 2000 IT WILL BE
THEY ARE THE ONES WHO RIG THE GAME

>> No.17883118

>>17882643
I don't have to imagine.
It's unbelievably based. Even better, I'm having ammo shipped to my house Amazon style.

>> No.17883140

>>17883030
the dead cat has reached it's top, now the knife goes allll the way down..

>> No.17883204

>>17883140
the fed pump just sharpened the knife