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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>> No.17869558
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>teleports behind you

>> No.17869576

>>17869520
i've seen this posted on /pol/ like 5 times

>> No.17869584

>>17869558
>gets your balls wet

nothing personell, kiddo

>> No.17869596
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>>17869520
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

>> No.17869625

>>17869596
I know right? 2.5 minimum.

>> No.17869654

>>17869520
im not a overweight peice of shit that consumes garbage. i barely go through a roll a month.

heres a tip fag. jump in the shower after you take a shit

>> No.17869669

What the fuck do you eat that makes you use a roll a day. I shit twice a day and don’t even use half that.

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>>17869520

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>>17869520
I use one roll a day

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>>17869576
It started in a different thread here on /biz/ the other day.

>> No.17869791

>>17869520
>The average person uses 1 roll per day
The average retard*

>> No.17869809

use your hand

>> No.17869813

>>17869520
then people will just wipe with useless hyperinflated fiat.. it will be nearly free soon anyway

>> No.17869879

>>17869520
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
You have problems if you use one roll a day.

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>>17869596
>>17869654
>>17869669
>>17869791
>>17869809
>>17869813
>>17869879
Found the new faggots

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>>17869520
how much do I need?

>> No.17869976

>>17869520
i eat a lot and i don't use ANYWHERE NEAR that much toilet paper!!!!
you are so fucking full of it.
ppl like you piss me off.

>> No.17870002

>>17869809
Ok Ranjeesh

>> No.17870034

>>17869935
nope, I actually have tp prepared at my house since almost two weeks, bought canned food 2 weeks ago, no panic here. got flour and yeast, loads of rice. bar soap, will make it. not actually using hand though. will use wrinkled newspaper if necessary

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>>17869520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7M_g_LJn3Q

>> No.17870094

>>17870056
>no coveralls
>no chemtape

not gonna make it- biohazard edition

>> No.17870215

>>17869935
god you are so cool

>> No.17870312

I just bought some on amazon to see if it'l make it. highly doubt it, says delivery around april 20th lol

>> No.17870450

>>17870056
This is some shit tier LARP. Wearing rain jackets and $0.99 nitrile gloves with no seals and then the respirators that are probably worth more than everything else they're wearing. Also guy on the right is wearing his airsoft get up.The sideways snake meme flag is the cherry on the top.

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Normies are so easy to bait.

>> No.17871583

Honestly you people laugh at bitcoin hoarders, but you really don't have enough bitcoin yourselves. The average person sends $1 million in financial transactions a day. If you have an ordinary bank account, you're spending 5% on credit card fees. That's $50,000 a day. That's $350,000 a week and $2.1 million a month. This is why bitcoin will be worth its weight in digital gold.

>> No.17871600

>>17871529
>thank
wtf website is this? this can't possibly be real

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>>17869520

>> No.17871654

>>17871600
Nextdoor.com. It's like the facebook of neighborhoods. Mostly soccer mom garbage and gossip, but can sometimes be immensely entertaining, especially in times like these.

>> No.17872073

>>17869520
>no members mark toilet paper
Why even buy tp

>> No.17872444

>>17869520
okay so I get banned for posting this in a thread 4 days ago and this faggot has 30+ replies and is fine

>> No.17872478

>>17872444
Yeah but you got trips

>> No.17872538

>>17870056
Why don't people just buy water filters and fill jugs with filtered tap water?

>> No.17872608

>>17870056
3 tubs of ketchup

>> No.17872680

>>17869558
Whys the sink on the floor?

>> No.17872706

>>17871654
Lol i think a nearby neighbor kept trying to get all the neighbors to sign up on it with some sort of code to join a group or something.

>> No.17872756

Tachyon uses concurrent contribution node authentication to solve the risks and attacks in the market.

>> No.17872836

>>17869520
gook or spic?

>> No.17873063

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
What the fuck

>> No.17873161

>>17872608
Well...

When you are talking about a survival situation a few squirts of that will turn some 120 calorie nothing like one of those noodle packets into 300-400 calories depending on how much you use.

The same reason they have the peanut butter,

>> No.17873235

>>17869520
I think this dude just wipes his ass with the entire roll, without even pulling the first sheet off which keeps the roll together, and tosses it in the trash

>> No.17873266

>500 sheets on 2 ply toilet roll approx
>i fold 2 squares n half. So 250 shit wipes.
>wipe maybe 3 times a shit
>83 shits
>shit 2-3 times a day
>about 35 days

So I use 1 toilet roll amonth. burgers have diarrhea all the time so they gotta wipe their cow pat shits that runs down their legs

I know its bait

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>>17871647
I don't have that much space in my shower

>> No.17873731

Tachyon uses concurrent contribution node authentication to solve the risks and attacks in the market.

>> No.17873971

>>17869520
>>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
shit nigger i use one roll, maybe two rolls a week