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Stocks
>collapsing

Crypto
>collapsing

Oil
>collapsing

Bonds
>paying nothing

Options
>puts are so overpriced right now

Cash
>value eroding due to incoming hyperinflation

Real Estate
>REITs are going to shit and physical real estate will be taxed to oblivion

WHERE THE FUCK DO I PUT MY MONEY!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>> No.17866210

>>17866197
under the matress

>> No.17866234

>>17866210
see "Cash"

>> No.17866235

>>17866197
toilet paper

>> No.17866249

>everything is collapsing
>cash is collapsing
choose one
you are literally measuring the collapse of the other things in cash you moron

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>>17866197
AND MY HAIR IS EXIT SCAMMING

>> No.17866279

>>17866249
this. just hold cash retard

>> No.17866287

Anyone has a legit answer for that? I'm 100%CHF but I'm fearing even for Switzerland now.

>> No.17866344

Even with all the inflationary policies by the Fed and Federal Government, deflation is caused by a drop in aggregate demand.

So, literally just hold cash, inflation won't come until after we bottom out, and then stocks will have a huge bull run.

>> No.17866396

>>17866197
there is actually a cash deflation first

>> No.17866401

>>17866344
Alternatively, you can hold gold. In times like these where the printing press is running, you'll probably have more purchasing power by the time the market bottoms because of all the actions the central banks/governments have to take.

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>>17866401
gold has gone down since this started.
same thing happened back in 2008 during the crash, but it recovered, the question is what is the bottom for gold?

>> No.17866514

>>17866197
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO SITTY. drop da helicoptor and lower da stratcha!

>> No.17866533

>>17866197
Cash is SURGING atm

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>>17866197
>Oil
>>collapsing

Bro, that's a good thing. Oil is a basic economic input and low oil prices benefit literally everyone who isn't an oil producer.

>> No.17866575

>>17866538
Spot the retard

>> No.17866707

Just buy $SQQQ and watch it go to 19k a share like in 2010

>> No.17866838

>>17866197
haha richfaggot

>> No.17866868

>>17866197
You put your trust in God.

>> No.17866906

>>17866538
exactly. low oil prices are bullish for the actual economy not the scam ponzi scheme stock market

>> No.17866922

>>17866197
Land, weapons

>> No.17866935
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TOILET PAPER
TONS OF IT
soon it will be worth more than gold

>> No.17866972

I have 35k dollars and have no idea what the fuck to do. Should i trade like the guys on wsb? Should i put in crypto and stocks slowly while prices are low? I cashed out back in 2017 during the peak of crypto and expected a crash already back then, but it never came so I’ve been all liquid for almost 3 years. Bought some large cap stocks last week for 4k, for long term holding and dividends

>> No.17866980

>>17866575
I'm looking at him

>> No.17867010

>>17866538
If oil companies go bankrupt the price will shoot up like an incel with a gun

>> No.17867055

>>17866935
Boomers and their toilet paper meme. I'll never understand it, it's a different generation.

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17867117

I've been long on treasurys for a year and have made plenty of money considering they outperformed the S&P 500 pre crash and now the crash is icing on the cake. Now isn't a good time to get in on treasurys, though. Guess you missed out. Or maybe you can buy treasurys and hope for ZIRP then dump.

You're just fucked. Hold cash, it's the only thing that looks good right now. USD is still good for awhile, world reserve currency and al. It'll be one of the last ones to hyperinflatel. And inflation is slowed during recessions.

>> No.17867118

>>17867010
Oil companies are the one's lowering the prices anon.
Shale also has no business of being in business and needs high prices which is not what anyone else wants.

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>>17866197

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>>17866268

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fucking apologize

>> No.17867215

What are you boomers buying?

I'm currently buying,
>EOG Resources
>Bank of America
>Southwest Airlines
>Occidental Petroleum
>Gazprom
>ViacomCBS

On the watchlist
>Carnival Cruise Lines (if things clear up)
>Six Flags (if things clear up)
>Alliance Data Systems (if things clear up)
>Starbucks (<$45/share)
>Restoration Hardware (<$60/share)
>Ceasar's Entertainment (far OOTM calls incase casinos get a bailout, but im waiting for a larger drop

>> No.17867310

>>17866197
Due to IV even calls are super expensive. Can't even be a fucking contrarian right now sucks.

>> No.17867320 [DELETED] 

>>17867215
Uber for long term now that it’s down 50%+
Disney
Bank of America
Zillow

>> No.17867328

>>17867118
>Shale also has no business of being in business

If shale went out of business the world economy would collapse, conventional oil production peaked and has been flat since 2005 the only increase has been in shale and oil sands and some deep water offshore, I unironically thing the shale oil industry will be nationalised if/when they go bankrupt as it's a national security issue and even an existential threat to modern civilization

>> No.17867364

>>17867320
Buying Zillow now is kind of retarded. Wait until the disasterous summer homeselling season.

>> No.17867380

>>17866287
Why are you fearing for CHF. American here looking to get CHF by buying FXF ETF

>> No.17867394

>>17866707
Do your self a favor and look up what a reverse split is.

>> No.17867421

Texted my co worker asked him if he had a firearm, that somehow triggered his wife into a panic attack, I'm having a good laff

>> No.17867509

>>17867328
>national security issue
Lol, spotted the boomer. Who's going to invade us. Mexico? Canada?
There's a reason we're a superpower - we have a geographic advantage like the Bongs do.

>> No.17867540

>>17867509
Well if 10 million barrels of oil production go offline the economy will collapse and the country will simply fall apart

>> No.17867543

>>17866197
Just start averaging down.

>> No.17867545

>>17866197
Buy cartons of cigarettes and freeze them. Cigarettes and booze are two of the main assets that will appreciate in value as the economy collapses because everyone will still want them.

>> No.17867632

>>17866935
oddawaj papier p*laku

>> No.17867647

>>17866197
Guns and ammo. The (((people))) responsible for our unstable parasitic economy have names and addresses

>> No.17867732

>>17867545
>implying smokers won't be purged

>> No.17867753

Oh no! Sounds like y'all will actually have to work for a living!

>> No.17867759

>>17866197
Buy toilet paper

>> No.17867826
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>>17867753
Keep dreaming.

>> No.17868298

>>17866197
Physical gold. Food. Booze. Toiler paper.

>> No.17868316

>>17866279
Yes hold cash goy, whilst we push inflation up to 20%. Good goy.

>> No.17868349

>>17866488
When the margin calls stop and/or traders run out of liquid assets to sell.

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>>17866197
>puts are so overpriced right now
exactly

>> No.17868446

>>17866197
ToiletPaperCoin

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17868507

You forgot TVIX and UVIX which are going to moon for the next few weeks. You don't even know.

>> No.17868526

>>17866197
Gold, crypto, biotech and iron ore.

>> No.17868562
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>>17866197
I’ll tell ya where.
NCOV.
https://www.saturn.network/exchange/ETH/order-book/NCOV

>> No.17868568

>>17866197

What's your time horizon? If you're young and it's long-term there's no problem with going into US equities despite the bear market. If you're looking for opportunities to make money quick then I'd hold out for a few weeks until there are some signs of stability, cash probably is actually your safest bet at this moment.

>> No.17868811

>>17868562
the coin is so shit it went down in price after more people died.
fuck off pranjeeta.

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>>17866234
Hyper inflation had them weighing cash in Venezuela. Under your mattress it's going to devalue more than risking it in a stock or BTC...
Sit on your $100 Might get you a few happy meals in a year, youll need them.

>> No.17869126

>>17867320
>Uber
Is it wise to invest in a company actively trying to destroy itself?

>> No.17869149

>>17868811
Hard kek

>> No.17869271

>>17866197
>WHERE THE FUCK DO I PUT MY MONEY!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Drugs. Literally and non ironically the only safe heaven

>> No.17869351

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_stock_market_crash

even has its own wiki page

>> No.17869419

>>17866197
Stocks
>collapsing
So it's a buyers market.
I'm personally buying up stock in cruise and airline companies which are down like 80% in the last couple of months.

>> No.17869424

>>17866197
Hold it in cash and buy VTSAX when the market bottoms out

>> No.17869467

>>17869419
>buying airline
Nice one

>> No.17869479

>>17869419
Unless, for whatever reason, the 737 Max never gets approved, Boeing's the biggest discount we'll likely see a blue chip for a long while.

>> No.17869508

>>17866197
AHAHA WHAT MONEY YOU LOSER

>> No.17869527

>>17869424
>Hold it in cash
So just leave it in VMMXX for the time being?

>> No.17869540

>>17866197
Gold

>> No.17869551

>>17866197
Buy goods useful for bartering in a post-collapse society

>> No.17869570

>>17866234
they removed reserve requirements so make sure to keep some cash in case

>> No.17869600

>>17867310
long volatility

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>>17867545
>sell more cigarettes!
t. Corona-chan

>> No.17869737

>>17866197
cash honestly

>> No.17869767

>>17869479
Boeing is good because the US gov will never let them collapse.
I'm looking at cruise companies mostly.
Norwegian Cruise Lines: down 80%, yet at the end of 2019 posted it's 6th straight quarterly increase in profits, has a solid financials, sent all chinese staff home last month, and just got extended a line of credit to help them through the turmoil. Absolute steal.

>> No.17870667

>>17869767
Yep, travel is the big buy of the decade later this year

>> No.17870793

dump already

i want it to dump to 1 dollar so i can buy 426 chainlink