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>be CEO
>own shitloads of my own stock (obviously)
>business is doing well; lots of cash on hand
>use company cash to buy back own company's shares on the market at market price
>price gets driven up as a result
>other people see the price go up, they get in, price absolutely moons
>sell my stocks at massive highs, make hundreds of millions personally
>fund actual projects and innovation with debt/leverage
>financial hardship comes, fuck it the government bails me out anyways even though I made legally questionable decisions (apparently there are laws about buy backs only allowed when the stock is perceived as undervalued)
>let the lawyers come knocking I have an army of my own
>keep my houses
>keep my yachts
>thanks American tax payer
>laugh at all the poor wagies worried about their jobs fuckin losers

Pic related.

https://twitter.com/DiMartinoBooth/status/1239607707528835072?s=09

>> No.17863111
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17863111

pic related every 4-7 years

>> No.17863274

imagine being this seething self loathing and triggered to make a post about it

>> No.17863859

>>17861749
Bernie Sanders is my favorite venture capitalist. I wish I could leftists to dump money in my wallet on a daily basis.

>> No.17863927

>>17861749
And you're even complaining on an anime board, also nice propaganda leftycucks

>> No.17863937

>>17861749

It will work this time. We just need to cut their taxes one more time.

>> No.17864000

>>17863274
yeah imagine being upset at corruption, illegality, and thievery. fucking liberal CRY BABIES

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>>17861749

>> No.17864105

>>17863274
I have a friend that works at a hedge fund. If the general public knew exactly what these people were doing there would be revolts and people dangling from their neck in the streets.

Enjoy your $30 trillion debt

>> No.17864177

>>17864105
Tell more.

>> No.17864186

>>17861749
>>17864105
usury is a sin for a reason

>> No.17864480

>>17863274
Yeah anon, enjoying being cucked by rich men is based.

>> No.17864605

>>17864177
Just 160IQ workaholic psycopaths pushing numbers around and thinking of creative ways to gamble other people's money. But they are all leveraged out their ass and failure is essentially inconsequential.

>> No.17864652

>>17861749
>>use company cash to buy back own company's shares on the market
Stop right there criminal scum.

No one smart lists their company if they are in it for the long haul and have faith in its profits. You list to sell your stock because you see better chances somewhere else.

>> No.17864682

>>17864605

Desu this is my birthday biggest beef with this economy. No one actually produces anything or innovates. It’s all just Jewish money games played out on 1,000 paper trades.

>> No.17864807

>>17864682
what do you think this board is all about?

>> No.17864890

>>17863274
>seething
yup
>self loathing
nope
>triggered
yup

2/3 not bad anon have you considered psychology as a profession?