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>> No.17857903

Fuck tripfags

>> No.17857926
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17857926

>> No.17857927

Donald Pump? Meet Donald Dump

>> No.17857929
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17857929

Reminder there is no circuit breaker until 20% because it's past 3:25 PM

>> No.17857931

how low will she go

>> No.17857932

give me a rundown.
I missed it

>> No.17857930

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17857934

POST A SCREENCAP

>> No.17857935
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17857935

BROS CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THE FEDS JUST DONT KEEP PUMPING EVERY DAY? WHAT CAN STOP THEM?

>> No.17857942

Crashing this economy with no survivors

>> No.17857947

THIS IS A EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17857948
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17857948

POST YFW BULLKEKS ARE BTFO

>> No.17857950
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17857950

>>17857892
ITS OVER

>> No.17857953

Glad I sold at open...we're going to have to wait until July-August "If we do a really good job."

>> No.17857955

>>17857931
0

>> No.17857958
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17857958

ITS OGRE

>> No.17857959
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17857959

>Mfw we'll hit the circuit breaker before market closes.

>> No.17857963

>>17857932
jsut look at the chart

>> No.17857964

FIRST FOR BASED TRUMP

>> No.17857966

>>17857892
BLOODY MONDAY
WE ARE LIVING IN HISTORY LADS
SOME OF US MIGHT NOT MAKE IT
BUT KNOW THAT I LOVE ALL OF YOU
BOBO AND MOOMOO ALIKE
BE SAFE
TAKE CARE

>> No.17857970
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17857970

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAKE IT STOP
>-11.5

>> No.17857975

JEROME WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED MORE $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

>> No.17857976
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17857976

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUMP THE MARKET!

>> No.17857977
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17857977

THEY SAID JULY OR AUGUST
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SAID "IT'S BAD"
MARKETS CRASHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17857978

>>17857892
What should I buy before the market closes bois?

>> No.17857980

>It's bad
>Worse than we think
>August/July
>Millenials will solve this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857979
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17857979

>"It's bad"

-Donald Trump, 3/16/2020

>> No.17857985
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>>17857892
We are gonna drop 1k every day for the rest of the week. Bulls hoped for a pump here and lost. Bears run this market now.

>> No.17857990

HOW MANY BLACK DAYS SO FAR

>> No.17857992
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17857992

IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

>> No.17857993

>>17857959
It gets turned off at around 330.

>> No.17857995

SELL EVERYTHING, TRUMP IS BOMBING THE LIVESTREAM
>SELL EVERYTHING, TRUMP IS BOMBING THE LIVESTREAM

DISEASE WILL STAY IN THE USA UNTIL AUGUST, "IT'S BAD", POSSIBLE QUARANTINE IN CERTAIN AREAS
>DISEASE WILL STAY IN THE USA UNTIL AUGUST, "IT'S BAD", POSSIBLE QUARANTINE IN CERTAIN AREAS

DOW JONES FELL 1+ PERCENTAGE POINTS SINCE THE SPEECH STARTED
>DOW JONES FELL 1+ PERCENTAGE POINTS SINCE THE SPEECH STARTED

SELL EVERYTHING, TRUMP IS BOMBING THE LIVESTREAM
>SELL EVERYTHING, TRUMP IS BOMBING THE LIVESTREAM

DISEASE WILL STAY IN THE USA UNTIL AUGUST, "IT'S BAD", POSSIBLE QUARANTINE IN CERTAIN AREAS
>DISEASE WILL STAY IN THE USA UNTIL AUGUST, "IT'S BAD", POSSIBLE QUARANTINE IN CERTAIN AREAS

DOW JONES FELL 1+ PERCENTAGE POINTS SINCE THE SPEECH STARTED
>DOW JONES FELL 1+ PERCENTAGE POINTS SINCE THE SPEECH STARTED

>> No.17857996
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17857996

Down 2700 and falling

>> No.17857997
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17857997

GIVE SQQQ ALL YOUR ENERGY

>> No.17857999
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17857999

GANGSTER STATE
>GANGSTER STATE
GANGSTER STATE
>GANGSTER STATE
GANGSTER STATE
>GANGSTER STATE
GANGSTER STATE
>GANGSTER STATE
GANGSTER STATE
>GANGSTER STATE
GANGSTER STATE
>GANGSTER STATE

>> No.17858001

Anyone think it's a good idea to jump into a long position at close?

No way tomorrow is another bloodbath, r-right?

>> No.17858005
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17858005

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.17858002

TRUMP RECESSION
TRUMP RECESSION
TRUMP RECESSION
TRUMP RECESSION

>> No.17858006

>>17857958
We gonna V up in 5 minutes.

>> No.17858010

>VIRUS WILL LAST UNTIL JULY
>VIRUS WILL LAST UNTIL JULY
>VIRUS WILL LAST UNTIL JULY


Canned food and shotguns chads report in.

>> No.17858014

>>17857932
They said the quiet part out loud about COVID-19. It will be letting up by July or August, maybe, if everything goes right.

>> No.17858015

why not wait after market ,why 3;15??

>> No.17858017
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17858017

>>17857948

>> No.17858018

Did Glumpf just crash the economy or what is going on?

>> No.17858019

HOLY SHIT
THIS IS BAD

THIS IS REAL BAD

>> No.17858021

>>17857958
HORRY SHEEIT

>> No.17858024

>WEEEEE GAAAAAAANNNNN

>> No.17858026
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17858026

BASED

>> No.17858027

>>17857990
8 weeks

>> No.17858029

Gonna drop at least another percent by close. Remember what happened Thursday?

>> No.17858030

>>17857892
WHATS PUBLIC COMPANIES PRODUCE VENTILATORS??????

>> No.17858031

-12
>-12
-12
>-12
-12
>-12
-12
>-12

>> No.17858033

WHY DID I SELL MY PUTS

>> No.17858035
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17858035

TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL

>> No.17858036

IT'S ALL OVER BOYS
CASH IN RETIREMENT NOW
LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
YOU HAVE 2 WEEKS

>> No.17858038

>>17858015
Trump thought he was going to pump it like he did Friday

>> No.17858039

>>17857926
based

>> No.17858041

i genuinely feel lucky for being -60% on my all time and being 100% cash at this point

>> No.17858042

Coronavirus Wins

Flawless Victory

Fatality

>> No.17858043

>How many beds do you have?
>We have a lot, quite a few, but they may not be enough.

HE IS ANSWERING IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE EVERY TIME!!!!

>> No.17858046

>IT'S BAD
IT'S BAD
>IT'S BAD
IT'S BAD
>IT'S BAD
IT'S BAD
>IT'S BAD
IT'S BAD
>IT'S BAD
IT'S BAD
>IT'S BAD
IT'S BAD

>> No.17858047
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17858047

>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY

>> No.17858049
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17858049

>I didn’t listen
>+1467%

>> No.17858050

>>17857997
Take it senpai

>> No.17858052

>>17857932
He said
>July or August
before the virus has
>washed through
HE SAID
>JULY OR AUGUST
HOLY HELL TOP KEKS
BEARS LIVE FOREVER
BUT BOBOS NEVER DIE
FOLLOW THE BLOOD, KID
AND YOU'LL NEVER GO POOR

>> No.17858051

THERE IS NO BOTTOM
THERE IS NO BOTTOM
THERE IS NO BOTTOM
THERE IS NO BOTTOM
THERE IS NO BOTTOM
THERE IS NO BOTTOM
THERE IS NO BOTTOM

>> No.17858054
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17858054

The blonde hag's voice was wavering when she was talking about her kids and the need for millenials to save things
Bitch was about to break down crying

>> No.17858055
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17858055

Won't you cut him a break, bobos?

>> No.17858058

SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>> No.17858060

>>17857926
basically me rn

>> No.17858062

>Its not under control
FUCK.

>> No.17858066
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17858066

Trump said the best case was this lasts until July. Best case. At LEAST JULY.

>> No.17858071
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17858071

>IT'S NOT UNDER CONTROL
LIFE FOOTAGE FROM THE FEDS COMING IN

>> No.17858072

AUGUST
U
G
U
S
T
ITS F U C K I N G
O V E R

>> No.17858073

SQQQ and SPXU Chads

RISE
THE
FUCK
UP

>> No.17858074
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17858074

>11.7%
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>> No.17858077

>>17857997
WHO WILL PAY YOU RETARD? WE BROKE

>> No.17858078
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17858078

>>17858035
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOT UNDER CONTROL. I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

>> No.17858080

I'm sorry, but did the Markets already close? Oh, that's right. The trading day isn't even over yet. In fact, there's still a couple hours left. Does having a -9% count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the Market is still open? The Stock Markets are still playing right now and they have been the best they have ever been for how many years now? They're working against just a dumb cold and cough in the USA which just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of social media panic. But you know what? It's still just a fucking cold. The US Stock Market is one of the best fucking economies in the world, it hit an ATH of over 29k JUST THIS YEAR and would of kept going up if the feds didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Stocks rebound and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Stocks just went up to only -8% loss and will pump once Trump makes his speech in half an hour, just like it did on Friday. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these pink wojack topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the Markets because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

>> No.17858081
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17858081

JEROME
PLEASE
START THE PRINTERS

>> No.17858082

OMG TRUMP STOP TALKING AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17858085
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17858085

>NOT
>UNDER
>CONTROL

>> No.17858087

>That's not under control
He just can't help himself

>> No.17858088
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17858088

Continue buying.
Everything is fine guys, red numbers just mean OPPORTUNITY!!
Everything is great! The future s
Is so beautiful and wonderful!

>> No.17858089

post some gains you absolute bearfags

>> No.17858090
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17858090

ACTUALLY NOT UNDER CONTROL
WE ARE FUCKED

>> No.17858093

TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
>TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
>TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
>TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
>TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"

>> No.17858097

>>17858035
>well, what we're doing here in the US is under control but I'm talking about everywhere else, next question

>> No.17858098

Russel 2000 down 13%

>> No.17858099
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>>17858035
RECESSION CONFIRMED
>RECESSION CONFIRMED
RECESSION CONFIRMED
>RECESSION CONFIRMED
RECESSION CONFIRMED
>RECESSION CONFIRMED

>> No.17858100

"Are we headed into a recession?"
"We very well may be"

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.17858101
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17858101

>tfw locked out of day trading

>> No.17858102

Now I understand why he pushed the conference until late in the afternoon
We're gonna hit -13%

>> No.17858107

>are we going into recession
WE MAY BE

>> No.17858108

GO SQQQ GOOOO

>> No.17858109

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY I VOTED THIS BUFFON
WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

>> No.17858110

>>17858038
>its bad,its bad
>pump
>???

>> No.17858111

>Is the stock market heading into a recession?
>IT MAY BE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17858112

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
@1:10, theme of the thread.

>> No.17858114

"THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>IS THE STOCK MARKET HEADED INTO A RECESSION?
>IT MAY BE
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>IS THE STOCK MARKET HEADED INTO A RECESSION?
>IT MAY BE
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>IS THE STOCK MARKET HEADED INTO A RECESSION?
>IT MAY BE
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.17858115
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17858115

>>17858062
It's fine.

>> No.17858116
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17858116

TRUMP: WE MAY BE HEADING INTO A RECESSION

>> No.17858117

>virus is not under control
>green candle
wat

>> No.17858118
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17858118

ABADON SHIP
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ABADON SHIP
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
]ABADON SHIP
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ABADON SHIP
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ABADON SHIP
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>> No.17858119

They're shutting the world economies down because of the virus. Think they'll be able to start them back up after everything is better? I don't.

>> No.17858122

Holy fuck is this now ACTUALLY insane. So fucking glad I stocked up and bought a bunch of ammo.

>> No.17858124

>Are we heading for a recession?
Trump: we may be

>> No.17858125
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17858125

>We're heading towards a recession
-Donald Trump

>> No.17858126
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17858126

WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JITC1fo2HA

>> No.17858128

>>17858001
Ahahahahahaha

>> No.17858129

>>17858035
Top 10 Anime Twists. Trump was a doomer all along.

>> No.17858130

>>17858030
Kek

>> No.17858131

>>17858049
holy shit

>> No.17858137
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17858137

>IT MAY BE (HEADING TO RECESSION)

>> No.17858138

Sour hour

>> No.17858139
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17858139

I WANNA SEE DOW UNDER 20K

>> No.17858141
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17858141

Get fucked bulls. Didn’t sell my puts and it feels so good

>> No.17858144

>WELL MAYBE
United States, You're fucked. load up your degen shorts.

>> No.17858148
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17858148

>>17857997
We need one where the printer finally catches on fire

>> No.17858150
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17858150

D.Did did he really say Millenials will fix the problem??

>> No.17858153

>>17858080
Al dente

>> No.17858154
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17858154

>Mfw if it finishes under 20k it's going to cause one hell of a panic tomorrow.
Pls happen. I want to see the chaos.

>> No.17858155

INVISIBLE ENEMY

>> No.17858156
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17858156

Imagine being told you can't work until July guys.
People are legit going to be robbing houses door to door and pull up to people with a shotgun to their face. This is a situation that makes people desperate. And desperate people are willing to hurt others to stay alive. We knew it was going to last months, but Trump just spilled the beans to every 90 IQ normie wagecucking on unpaid leave or laid off.

>> No.17858158

>>17858049
holy fuck! and imagine if you bought call options that would be like fucking 10000 percent lmao

>> No.17858160
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17858160

>> No.17858161
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17858161

I JUST WOKE UP
O SHIT
S
H
I
T

>> No.17858162

Why is LCI such a Chadstock?

>> No.17858171

SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING

>> No.17858176

>>17858114
Trump completely giving up. 4chan wins.

>> No.17858178
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17858178

>>17858109
Okay now imagine Clinton

>> No.17858179
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17858179

SLIPPERY SLOPE

>> No.17858180

WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION

>> No.17858182

ALL THOSE "BUY THE DIP" RETARDS WHO CAUGHT THE FALLING KNIFE XD

ALL THOSE "BUY THE DIP" RETARDS WHO CAUGHT THE FALLING KNIFE XD

ALL THOSE "BUY THE DIP" RETARDS WHO CAUGHT THE FALLING KNIFE XD

>> No.17858183

>>17858148
kek. the original is my favorite, simplicity

>> No.17858189

19 MINUTES TO CLOSE HOW LOW IT GOES?

>> No.17858190

>>17858049
God I hate vultures

>Sure the country died but shekels amiright?

>> No.17858192

BASED RETARD PRESIDENT

>> No.17858194

4D GRANDMASTER

>> No.17858195

>>17858052
But that is just what he said, not knows.
It's just a new prediction

>> No.17858196

Hold SQQQ overnight????

>> No.17858199

THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL

>> No.17858204

>[HOUSTON] WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>> No.17858206

19K WHEN ANON?

>> No.17858207

i wanna hug bobo while i point a gun to myself.

>> No.17858209

TRUMP: THIS IS SIMILAR TO THE SPANISH FLU

>> No.17858210

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.17858212

OH NO HE KEEPS SAYING IT'S BAD
RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION

STOP DUDE

>> No.17858215

So where's the pump near close today?

>> No.17858216

FUCKKKKKKK

>> No.17858217

Will someone please get Chuckles away from the mic before the market actually collapses into a black hole.

>> No.17858221

>>17858081
OH GOD THE PRINTERS OUT OF INK

>> No.17858223

>No one thought about this a month ago
Imagine being as dumb as Trump

>> No.17858226

Stop saying BAD WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17858228

TRUMP IS USING REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY
5D CHESS
MARKET BOUNCE TOMORROW
BUY BUY BUY
AMERICA WILL BOOM WHILE EUROPE DEPRESSES

>> No.17858230

>>17858125
He didn't say that. Retard.

>> No.17858229
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17858229

>This is a very bad one

>> No.17858234

>VERY VERY BAD
is trump a fellow death cultist

>> No.17858239

GET RID OF THE BOOMERS

>> No.17858240

$50 SOXL tomorrow.

I'm going balls deep at 10

>> No.17858241

>>17858192
>Because the fed running out of cards to play is Trump's fault

>> No.17858243

TRUMP CONFIRMED FOR SHORTING THE MARKET

>> No.17858242

>>17858150
no some other Dr. somebody came on and blabbered about how the millenials need to stop congregating in groups, how they are the ones that will experience mild or no symptoms but still spread the virus

>> No.17858245

>trump outsourcing virus response to the states
>might last till august
>recession incoming
>"virus not under control"
>very very bad for older people with problems

S&P 500 will hit 100 by july

>> No.17858248

"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

HE SAID THIS, THIS IS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM TRUMP, HOLY SHIT HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS HE DOING???

>> No.17858249

SIMILAR TO 1918

>> No.17858250

>>17858199
Why contain it?

>> No.17858251

MR PRESIDENT!

>> No.17858252
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17858252

>>17858215
>Pump

>> No.17858255
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17858255

And remember don't invest more than you can afford to lose :^)

>> No.17858256

JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>> No.17858257

Who here bought 2021 GUSH calls?

>> No.17858258

BASED ORANGE MAN LMFAO

>> No.17858265

Can we surpass 1929 percentage losses?

>> No.17858266

Russell 2000 lost more than 1/8th

>> No.17858267

PUMP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17858269

HOLDING PUTS OVERNIGHT YOLO

>> No.17858271
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17858271

Bobo can take my dollars, but not my honor

>> No.17858273

>>17858196
God its tempting

>> No.17858276
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17858276

>>17858141
Bravo, anon, bravo.

>> No.17858280

Are they pumping????

>> No.17858283

Bull gone forever

>> No.17858285

JUST BLAMED CHINA "UNLESS YOU GO TO THE ORIGINAL SOURCE"

>> No.17858289

>its nobodies fault...unless you go to the original source
Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

>> No.17858291
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17858291

WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT YOU FUCKING FOOLS, IT MIGHT LAST UNTIL FUCKING AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17858294
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17858294

>vix 80

>> No.17858296

>>17858248
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>> No.17858297
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17858297

HERE COMES THE PUMP

>> No.17858298
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17858298

>>17858256
GO BACK TO SLEEP ANON AND TAKE ME WITH YOU!

>> No.17858300

DRUMPF ADMITS IT'S NOT GONNA BE A BULL MARKET

>> No.17858302

ITS NOBODYS FAULT EXCEPT THE ORIGINAL SOURCE
SHOTS FIRED LMAOOOO

>> No.17858303
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17858303

>>17858276
Trump has puts CONFIRMED. He's crashing the market with no survivors, aahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.17858304

>>17858190
Short market
Convert fiat to gold
New currency
???
Profit

>> No.17858306

BACK THE AIRLINES BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17858308

>It's no one's fault unless you go to the original source
OOOOOOO HE ALMOST NAMED THEM

>> No.17858309

Come on, I believe in you, you can drop past 1929 percentages.

>> No.17858311
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17858311

>tfw you don't stop buying

>> No.17858315
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17858315

the corona virus is very bad, very rude virus

>> No.17858316
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17858316

>>17858256
im financially ruined

>> No.17858318

Did the airlines just shoot up?

>> No.17858322

DONALD PUMP HAS ARRIVED

>> No.17858324
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17858324

hi, I don't really understand stocks, can someone explain what this chart means?

>> No.17858325

OOOOOOOOOOO
THIS PUMP

>> No.17858326
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17858326

>original source

Based

>> No.17858327

Buy airline stock!

>> No.17858328

>>17858257
September call, and I could care less at this point. 35 dollar gamble compared to this butt blasting is a drop in the bucket

>> No.17858330

Told you, Too many shorters covering,

>> No.17858329

ooooo dey pumpin

>> No.17858331

>>17858289
BASED BASED BASED BASED


DRUMPF HAS TO NUKE CHINAH

>> No.17858332

AIRLINE BAIL OUT INCOMING
BUY NOW

>> No.17858333

NOOOO THE DOW IS RECOVERING

WE GOT TOO COCK BEARBROS

>> No.17858335

Fellow anons, I hope you know how to use a firearm.

>> No.17858334

THERE WE GO TRUMP PUMP VIA AIRLINES

>> No.17858338
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17858338

THE PUMP I FEEL THE PUMP

>> No.17858339

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17858340

>NOTHING I CAN DO FOR THE STOCK MARKET

>> No.17858341
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17858341

BUY

BUY

BUY

>> No.17858344

WOW they are freaking out

>> No.17858345
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17858345

>We are looking into shutting the internet down, specifically 4chan


WTF!!!!!

>> No.17858346

Based Fauci trying to save the economy.

>> No.17858347

>>17858241
That's exactly correct you economically illiterate dipshit

>> No.17858348

FUCKING BEZOS, STOP PUMPING THIS DEAD CAT

>> No.17858350
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17858350

>>17858256
me too lol

>> No.17858352

Trump is actually talking about the virus more than fucking interest rates. It’s over for the markets.

>> No.17858354

imagine being in a perma bull gang

>> No.17858355

Just massively overpaid for a $43 SPXU call to join the rest of my stack, it'll be worth it

>> No.17858356
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17858356

IT'S BEAR SEASON LADS

>> No.17858357

>>17858297
Your screen is upside down

>> No.17858360
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17858360

Trump has officially loaded up on SQQQ holy fuck

>> No.17858362

SPY is going up???

>> No.17858364
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17858364

FUCK OFF FEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17858365

>>17858335
BUT MINE'S ALL FLESHY AND WEIRD ANON!

>> No.17858366
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17858366

>>17858296

>> No.17858368

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP


DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>> No.17858369

AIRLINES GETTING A BAILOUT BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17858371
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17858371

>ITS NOBODYS FAULT
>UNLESS YOU GO BACK TO THE SOURCE..........

>negative rates is best we can think of

its all ogre

>> No.17858373

He’s blundering this

Someone tap his shoulder and send Pence into cover up. Trump needs a lunch break holy shit

>> No.17858374

>>17858256
Trump told the truth bomb.

>> No.17858375

>Stonks literally crashing and burning
>Fed: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP IT

>> No.17858376

>10.7

SELL NOW, BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO FUCKING CRASH EVEN HARDER

>> No.17858379

LOL at those robotraders for less than 60 seconds pumping on algos from Trump's speech

>> No.17858381

WHY IS THE DOW RECOVERING

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17858385
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17858385

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HAHA FUNNY MACHINE

>> No.17858386

I'm a class actions lawyer (plaintiff-side). How will my job be affected?

>> No.17858389

what did trump say

>> No.17858390
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17858390

> just took my kids' temperature because they won't stop fucking whining
Results:
99.8
99.5

>> No.17858393

STOP SELLING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17858394

>>17858294
We are in 2008 again

>> No.17858395

and just like that, it's over

>> No.17858396
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17858396

This guy slaps your banks ass, what do you do?

>> No.17858397

>>17857892
>>17857892
buy airlines!!!!! bailout confirmed

>> No.17858398

>>17858381
Everyone's shorting nobody is selling. Shorters ruining it for themselves.

>> No.17858400
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17858400

THAT PUMP

>> No.17858403
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17858403

>Crabchads
Tomorrow is gonna be green

>> No.17858404

IT CANT GO ABOVE -10.7%
IT CANT GO ABOVE -10.7%
IT CANT GO ABOVE -10.7%
IT CANT GO ABOVE -10.7%
IT CANT GO ABOVE -10.7%
IT CANT GO ABOVE -10.7%
MAKE IT END BOBO

>> No.17858405

>>17858389
>PLEASE DON'T BLAME ME, IT'S NO ONE'S FAULT

>> No.17858408
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17858408

POWELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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17858409

>WHAT IF VIX NEVER GOES BACK DOWN?

>> No.17858415

>>17858390
I hope ur kiddos are okay

>> No.17858417

>>17858196
i'll be hodling SQQQ as well, this is going to be a spicy week

>>17858255
i love this image

>> No.17858422

>>17858389
"The stockmarket will be tremendous after the virus bla bla bla" DOW went up about 300 points in 30 seconds and is now falling again.

>> No.17858426

>>17858141
Same here, selling SPCE now as its ITM!

>> No.17858429

12 minutes left

>> No.17858430

>>17858390
I was 99 yesterday then went back to normal. They're probably fine.

>> No.17858432
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17858432

Trump bailing out the airlines possibly. My puts and cash :,(
Screw this guy

>> No.17858431

>>17858386
SUE THE VIRUS ANON!

>> No.17858433

>>17858393
KEEP SELLING

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17858436

>>17858394
We're nearing 2004 levels anon.

>> No.17858437
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17858437

>>17858141
Same.

reloaded at -5% today.

>> No.17858439

>>17858280
>from -12 to -10
what do you think

>> No.17858441

IM RUINED

>> No.17858444
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17858444

LEAVE THE FAMILIES TO DIE TOGETHER

>> No.17858445

Time to buy calls on the airlines

>> No.17858447

What a shitty pump fed

>> No.17858448

>THEY'RE RELYING ON THE COMMUNITY
Fuck.

>> No.17858450

ITS GOING BACK DOWN

>> No.17858452

This dumb bitch talking about HIV comparing it to dealing with coronavirus... What the fuck

>> No.17858455

>>17858389
>It's bad
>Recession incoming
>Virusshittery gonna last till july/august
>Worse than we think
>Millenials will fix this
>Stay home lol

>> No.17858458
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17858458

THEY KEEP HINTING THAT IT'S WEAPONIZED HIV AHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL SO FUCKED

>> No.17858459

Aaaaaaaaaand were back to 11!

>> No.17858460

>>17858431
My colleagues are already suing all the pharma companies i see

>> No.17858462

>its dropping again

>> No.17858465

Holding SQQQ overnight unless it hits 30

>> No.17858467
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17858467

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17858470

Doc trying to distribute a huge dose of hopium

>> No.17858473

here we go again

>> No.17858477

>>17858386
I’m an attorney and our state is under a Judiciary State of Emergency lol

So, everything is tolled, no new filings, and the only hearings going through are those that are deemed emergencies/essential

>> No.17858476

>>17858447
No way that was fed, just robotraders.

>> No.17858484

>they're literally saying that the stockmarket has fucking aids
lmaooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.17858486

>>17858437
I sold all my shit expiring at 3/20 but I just picked up some more for way out because theres no way we don't keep sinking

>> No.17858488
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17858488

I'm brand new to stocks. I've never messed with them before. How do I short this bloodbath?

>> No.17858490

O is taking a pretty sexy nosedive right now, for all you Buffetbros out there

>> No.17858491

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17858492

PENCE IS GOING TO SAVE IT
EXPECT A FINAL PUMP

>> No.17858494

FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.17858495

OH SHIT IT'S CLOSING AT -11

>> No.17858497

>>17858417
Pumping hard now!!

>> No.17858499

savanon, what's going on?

>> No.17858500

Aaaaaaaaand the printer is gone. We're eating bull meat tonight!

>> No.17858502
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17858502

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17858503

>>17858432
Shouldn't have shorted airlines, they were the first to price in the virus.

>> No.17858506
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17858506

Guys... I think the bottom is actually close. Today was only down 10%. It is getting more difficult to go down. There is only crab...

>> No.17858507

ALMOST THE LAST 10 MINUTES ITS POWER TIME

WILL IT PUMP
WILL IT DIP

>> No.17858508

PRINT MORE MONEY
PRINT MORE MONEY
PRINT MORE MONEY
PRINT MORE MONEY
PRINT MORE MONEY
PRINT MORE MONEY

>> No.17858510

>>17858486
Same here, 4/1 and 4/8 might go out another month desu

>> No.17858512
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17858512

IT'S OVER
>TOMORROW 3 CIRCUIT BREAKERS
IT'S OVER
>TOMORROW 3 CIRCUIT BREAKERS
IT'S OVER
>TOMORROW 3 CIRCUIT BREAKERS
IT'S OVER
>TOMORROW 3 CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>> No.17858514
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17858514

Have mercy, bobo! Give me a green day tomorrow.

>> No.17858516
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17858516

:)

>> No.17858517

>>17858488
Buy SQQQ and SPXU

>> No.17858518

The FED pump did absolutely NOTHING

>> No.17858519
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17858519

>> No.17858520
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17858520

>BOOMERS LEFT DYING IN A PARKING LOT
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17858521

>>17858122

Same. Been stocking up since I saw China shut their country down and various scary videos leaked out. Seemed otherworldly, and here we are just a couple months later...

>> No.17858522

3M MASK PUMP!!!!!!!!

>> No.17858525

People freaking out is fun to watch

>> No.17858532

>>17858436
What do you mean? VIX was highest in 2008 (around 80).

>> No.17858533
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17858533

YOU FUCKHEAD BOOMERS KILLED US ALL

>> No.17858535

>>17858338
>>17858339
Fucking kek

>> No.17858541

"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>> No.17858545

>>17858396
print another ass

>> No.17858548

More masks?
Pump it.

>> No.17858549

Rollin for double circuit breaker
>13!!!!!

>> No.17858550

DUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17858551

>>17858512
Dead goyim bounce tomorrow, just like last week

>> No.17858553

>>17858477
Oy vey!! How are we to punish neo Nazis who post frogs online now!?

>> No.17858554

>>17858543
new thread
>>17858543
new thread
>>17858543
new thread
>>17858543
new thread
>>17858543
new thread

>> No.17858556

>>17858507
way too bad news this time tbdesu

>> No.17858558

NOBODY CARED UNTIL YOU PUT ON THE MASK ANON

>> No.17858561

>>17858506
You’re funny anon

>> No.17858562
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17858562

QUICK WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THIS EXTRA 200 BUCKS LAYING AROUND I NEED ANOTHER MONEY PRINTER

>> No.17858573
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17858573

PUMP IS OVERHEATING, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17858574
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17858574

IT S OVER

>> No.17858576

>>17858289
he won't do shit

>> No.17858577

>>17858512
Dead cat bounce tomorrow. Real crash Wednesday. Like I fucking said a few threads ago.

>> No.17858578
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17858578

>>17858519
SUB 20K CLUB

>> No.17858579

>AAL fucking spiking in the past 30 minutes
Lmao jump on the train boyos

>> No.17858581

>>17858477
I don't live in US. Our measures aren't that drastic yet.

>> No.17858586

Imagine that about 6 hours ago i was shitting myself because my europoor version of SQQQ was
>red numbers

>> No.17858590
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17858590

Wow all these stocks on sale, based trump.

>> No.17858591
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17858591

>finally got bck all the money I lost at the crash by daytrading

feelsgoodman

>> No.17858595

>>17858503
AAL has a -200+:1 debt to equity. Other airlines aren't so bad but AAL is definitely not "priced in". I'm holding my puts.

>> No.17858597

BUY 3M AND HONEWELL!!!!


DGX QGEN TMO LH RHHBY


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GO GET THE FREE MONEY!!

>> No.17858601
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17858601

FUTURE -11
>AFTERMAKERT AND TOMORROW RED CONFIRMED
FUTURE -11
>AFTERMAKERT AND TOMORROW RED CONFIRMED
FUTURE -11
>AFTERMAKERT AND TOMORROW RED CONFIRMED
FUTURE -11
>AFTERMAKERT AND TOMORROW RED CONFIRMED
DOW UNDER 20K TOMORROW RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>> No.17858611

>>17858570
we may be heading to a recession, corona is bad and kills old people

>> No.17858612
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17858612

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17858613

Trump totally gave up and hes letting the adults do the talking

>> No.17858628

Are we going to reach -12% at close? MORE?

>> No.17858634

>>17858570
he admitted we're fucked lol

>> No.17858639
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17858639

HAHAHA. This stock market is going to crash and burn. No amount of printed money will save you now.
Why did I sell my SQQQ?!
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!

>> No.17858668

All bond rates going mad minus us bonds that are going into negative.

>> No.17858671

>>17858415
>>17858430
Yeah from what I read it will hit less hard than the flu we had last month desu.
But now we're supposed to quarantine our family of 5 for 14 days. How exactly? We have enough food for two weeks but if we actually follow procedure or means risking no supplies as we leave quarantine.
Most families haven't prepped much at all. Nobody is going to quarantine

>> No.17858674

-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%

>> No.17858708

>>17858591
WILL YOU PLAY IT SAFE ANON?

>> No.17858712

>-12%
Gentlemen, it has been an honor.

>> No.17858720

HOLDING MY PUTS TOMORROW LETS GET THAT CRASH

>> No.17858727
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17858727

>-12%

>> No.17858735

we're fucked
we are absolutely fucked

>> No.17858737

Trump is incapable of speaking with any empathy. There's no way he can reassure the public. He's as ineffectual as Hoover during the Great Depression.

>> No.17858753

What happens if a breaker is hit now? Ends for the day otr ignored?

>> No.17858758

>>17858591
Teach me your ways, please.

>> No.17858770
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17858770

>>17858712

>> No.17858776

>>17858753
>Ignored
>No 2nd Breakers past 3:15

>> No.17858784

I wish I had some puts right about now.

>> No.17858786

>>17858720
Close them, tomorrow it will bounce back because bazookas.

>> No.17858797
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17858797

>> No.17858801

-12% IS THE BOTTOM
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17858802

HARD TIMES
>HARD TIMES
HARD TIMES
>HARD TIMES
HARRRRDD TIMESSSS

>> No.17858804

>Dont get the test
He's trying to hide the numbers clearly.

>> No.17858833

>>17858776
Thanks.

>> No.17858842
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17858842

>>17858786

>> No.17858844

>>17858139
Itll reach 8000 in 14 months.

>> No.17858863

Jesus christ its going to hit -13.

>> No.17858869

>considering bringing in the military to build hospitals

yall ready for the China method? YOU BOYS READY TO GET WUHAN'D? The media suuure hyped up how great the china method was, why not do it in your backyard, anon?

>> No.17858894

SLAM IT

>> No.17858900

3000?

>> No.17858903

>>17858863
Sub 20k today? 3 mins to go.

>> No.17858915

>>17858801
Go away Fed

>> No.17858921

>CRATERING TO -3000
>CRATERING TO -3000
>CRATERING TO -3000

>> No.17858933

-13, jesus

>> No.17858936

-3000 holy shit

>> No.17858952

ROLL FOR SUB 20K

>> No.17858953
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17858953

Ehm..maybe if we tried hitting the money machine with a hammer?

>> No.17858959
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17858959

its fucking over lads

>> No.17858963

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>> No.17858969
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17858969

wow

>> No.17858976

>>17858952
ROLLERINO

>> No.17858981

DUMP IT

>> No.17858984

Holy fuck

>> No.17858988

13 PERCENT AHHHHH

>> No.17858989

FUCKING. 13.

>> No.17859014

CMON FINISH UNDER 20K GOD DAMMIT

>> No.17859016
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17859016

YFW DA BURRS WIN DA STOCKB OWL

>> No.17859021

im going to be fucking sick

>> No.17859030

YEESSSSS
YESSSSSS
DUMP EEET DUMP EEEEEET

>> No.17859035

>>17858265
Yes. This will happen. Once earnings reports come out itll be another bloodbath. Trump should've built a wall instead of the ole gop pump n dump 2 step.

>> No.17859038

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wwtbQXTugo
thread theme

>> No.17859044
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17859044

please frends calm down

>> No.17859046

PLEASE SMINEM PLEASE SAVE US OH FUCK PLEASE WE'RE ALL GETTING BOGGED

>> No.17859056

is Nasdaq gonna drop as hard as DOW?

>> No.17859076

>Jerome panic printing at the last minute

>> No.17859092
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17859092

And we are back

>> No.17859103

>>17858517
How? Do I just download robinhood? I have no idea about any of this

>> No.17859108
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17859108

>>17859076

>> No.17859126

3,000 points
> 3,000 points
3,000 points
> 3,000 points
3,000 points
> 3,000 points
3,000 points
> 3,000 points
3,000 points
> 3,000 points

>> No.17859128

ID RATE IT A 10


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>> No.17859130
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>>17858324

>> No.17859131

Holy fuck theyre talking about Millenials like some kind of different race of people

We're flying by the seat of our pants now, guys

>> No.17859139

>Dow reached -13% at one point

>> No.17859160

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING FEDNIGGERS STOP PUMPINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>> No.17859182

Fuck the no fun allowed FEDs

>> No.17859192

>Dow slowly inching up by decimals so it doesn't look like a 3000 point loss

>> No.17859205
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17859205

We're going under 20k tomorrow and it's going to cause such a massive panic.

>> No.17859212

>-2999
wew lad

>> No.17859244

Lol this is just like Friday when they pumped it close at -9.99

>> No.17859261
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17859261

>BREAKING DOWN THE SYSTEM

>> No.17859295
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17859295

>0.9 pts off 3k

Man I haven't seen this much face saved since germany 7-1 the monkeys in brazil.

>> No.17859324
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17859324

OVERNIGHT PUTS HOLDERS REPORT IN

>> No.17859337

there is some sort of pumping going on ?

>> No.17859386

>>17859324
2 puts on SPY reporting in , strike 244, expiration april

>> No.17859401

>The market will take care of itself

WELL. Fucking red tomorrow.

>> No.17859404

>>17859295
What about the -9.99 on Thursday?

>> No.17859416

Why wont it go 3k? Kikes?

>> No.17859421

>The market will take care of itself
AAAAAAAAAAA and BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17859423

Trump just said the market will deal with itself lol

>> No.17859443

>does the buck stop with you
>yeah, normally

>> No.17859472

>>17859386
>only 244
>april

what kind of fednigger faggot are you

>> No.17859474

>>17859324
Holding SQQQ. It's no put, but I'm official Bobo now.

>> No.17859532

can someone post something for me to watch while I eat a double big mac

bought my first mcd today btw

>> No.17859549
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17859549

>>17859212
>9.99% on Thursday
>-2999 points on Monday
Is there a pattern?

>> No.17859562

>>17859472
i like my deltas high, and my strategies conservative, im a poor fag so capital preservation is extremely important

>> No.17859639

I have some good news. Arbitrary cheap shit is shipping out of Chinese warehouses again.

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17859693

>>17859324

I'm liquid to the neck up, is that good enough?

>> No.17859723

>>17859639
Yes, China has zero case, finest products in world being made in unlimited quantities, no mass graves or mobile crematoria, all capitalist lies please no worry

>> No.17859744

What was that data hack question about?

>> No.17859752

>>17859324
Bough 10 85 DIS May 1 puts

>> No.17859855

You cucks didn't listen when I told you it wasn't over.
I told you to FULLY divest by eoy 2019.
But of course... You didn't listen.

>> No.17859915

goddamn motherfucking APHA

STOP

>> No.17860020

>>17859855
any rational person amongst us knows this isn't over until we have a vaccine or medicine to fight this

>> No.17860140
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>>17860140
based grim