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>> No.17853751

brrrrr

>> No.17853763
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17853763

10 TRILLION IN QE AND MARKETS STILL CRASHING HARDER THAN THE FUCKING HINDENBURG
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17853781
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17853781

BUY
STOCKS

>> No.17853792

At what point do they mass layoffs start?

>> No.17853801

BGS chads ww@?

>> No.17853805

https://youtu.be/QNFBq89LAV0

>> No.17853809

Made an easy $900 today in and out of SPXU during the bull trap. Time to watch from the sidelines because I have no idea what effect this Trump presser will have...

>> No.17853827

>>17853763
source on the 10 trillion?

>> No.17853832
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17853832

witness

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_stock_market_crash#Black_Monday_2020

>> No.17853838

FUCKK YOU SIX FLAGS FALL BELOW $12 MF

>> No.17853839

>>17853781
Don't tell me what to fucking do faggot

>> No.17853844

>>17853792
Within a week or two. I’m already hearing news of certain hotels discussing whether or not they are shutting down locations.

>> No.17853856
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17853856

How retarded would picking up some bank stocks be once this starts to bottom out?
I Know JP Morgan got raped, so I'm tempted.

>> No.17853866
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>>17853792
already begun

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-norwegianair/norwegian-air-to-cancel-85-of-flights-and-lay-off-90-of-staff-idUSKBN2132F7

>> No.17853869

did we bear bros got to cocky?

>> No.17853877

Are they any speeches or press conferences planned today?

>> No.17853883
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17853883

Every single QE operation is majorly oversubscribed...

All the money in the world is not enough Mr. Powell

>> No.17853885
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>> No.17853890

>>17853838
bruh I know Im right there w you, who the fuck is pumping six flags? like wtf

>> No.17853895

>>17853832
I'm gonna coom now.

>> No.17853900
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17853900

Who's ready for the end of the world?

>> No.17853909

They spending literally my country's entire GDP a day to prop up this jewish scam

Wew lads, wtf is going on

>> No.17853913

>>17853856
Banks will typically follow the index on rebounds. Not a bad idea.

>> No.17853914

>>17853877
trump at 3

>> No.17853916

>>17853883
So those are confirmed FED BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR pumps?

>> No.17853931

Do you think we'll go below 21000 today?

>> No.17853933
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17853933

Short it harder bear bros. Burn this market to the ground.

>> No.17853936
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are we about to get BAINED

>> No.17853939
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>>17853763
Brrrrrrrr

>> No.17853941
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17853941

Pump tomorrow

>> No.17853945

What stocks should I buy?

>> No.17853951

>>17853916
No

>> No.17853952

>>17853832
Imagine a 3some with petite girl TayTay and beautiful woman TayTay

>> No.17853956

GOD DAMNIT SPY GO BACK TO 240 I WAS WORKING I COULDNT SELL MY PUT IM SORRY

>> No.17853957
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17853957

I know SP500 is going to fall lower especially considering this virus is gonna spread further in USA and I want to keep shorting it but I'm scared tomorrow will be the pump day
is tuesday or wednesday the pump day

>> No.17853959

>>17853883
YIKES

>> No.17853966

>>17853941
why wouldn't they NOT poomp today?

>> No.17853968
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17853968

>>17853936
Yang wins again

>> No.17853971
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17853971

Mr. Anon, I don't feel so good...

>> No.17853974

>>17853763
>>17853939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPs6bbMf5Sw

>> No.17853980

>>17853883
what am i looking at here?

>> No.17853985

>>17853883
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

>> No.17853988

>>17853957

They've got FED injections planned every day / every other day for the next week or two.

>> No.17853999

>>17853914
people stop caring about what he has to say, nothing ten minutes of incoherent rambling could fix

>> No.17854001

>LCI to $60
My sides

>> No.17854004
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>>17853957
Which way numbers go when?

>> No.17854011

>tfw too poor to get into the market and make money on the collapse

>> No.17854013

>>17853877
Merkel just made a statement.
Never-before-taken measures to restrict liberty soon, prepare for the apocalypse, we are prepared to replace every dead German with one hundred refugees, the usual stuff.

>> No.17854032
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>>17853966
Because they pumped Friday.
Friday = Green
Monday = Red
Tuesday = Green
and so on. Now kneel.

>> No.17854046

>>17854013
Why does Merkel still have a job?

>> No.17854053
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17854053

>lost over 50% on two accounts in the last week

>> No.17854070

They have to get out in front of retarded rumors because us plebs are so dumb. THANK YOU CNBC.

>> No.17854081

>>17854013
nice fetish

>> No.17854091

>>17853890
im praying for Wednesday to tank it and i cash out, but if it just dipped to the lows of this morning id roll it over 3/20 $15 right now but i want to cash out till and place a put for after the summer.

>> No.17854092
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>What happens if VIX never comes down?

>> No.17854103

am I dumb for not doing shorts or puts?

>> No.17854118
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>> No.17854120

PANIC! PANIC RIGHT NOW! GET READY FOR THE COLLAPSE, IT'S GOING TO HIT YOU LIKE BRICKS IN A TORNADO. SEEK SHELTER AND PREPARE.

>> No.17854128

repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
unregulated eurodollar
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
eduction bubble
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
mass immigration
never-ending wars
extreme domestic political tension
global pandemic
2009 sp500 bottom: 666
deal with the devil
Time to pay

>> No.17854137

What stocks are we buying fellas?

>> No.17854142
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Hey nigger faggots, Zerohedge leaked an analysis from BoA about 7 months ago saying the fed would be forced to restart QE by the end of Q4. It's not quite Q4, but if you had made a play based on that you would be up 30% compared to the broad market. Are you faggots ever going to apologize for calling real economic data "doomer news"?

>> No.17854143

>>17854128
ITS JUST A FLU

>> No.17854160
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Thanks REFR

>> No.17854170

>>17853945
>buy

Oh sweet child that occurs midannually when the sun is highest on the sky, have you learned nothing

>> No.17854173

>>17854081
More like putting yourself in the shoes of a 1/10 spinster who is in charge of an entire country

>> No.17854174

>>17853945
buy:
rope factories
the letter A copyrights
toiletpaper coins
corona-chan pee

sell:
everything else

>> No.17854183

>KO releases that it had good sales reports from last quarter
>Barely moves when everything else is plummeting
God this market is so retarded

>> No.17854191

>>17854160
>trump will be the death of america
kek

>> No.17854203
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17854203

What are some real blue-chip stocks that you are looking to buy (once this is over)?
I'm out ATM I'm just making lists

>> No.17854218
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17854218

>tfw bear happy to watch it fall but know deep down inside Trump will cause a 6%+ rally in the last 30 min

>> No.17854228
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17854228

9.3% again

>> No.17854240

>>17854203
I'm hoping I'll have made enough to start selling calls on the big tech corps

>> No.17854244

>>17854203
>once this is over

someone has to tell him

>> No.17854264

>>17854183
A lot of the sheep are panicking since that's what their overlords want them to do. If you're liquid enough to make it through the next few months you'll be able to ride up when the devils decide they've had enough.

>> No.17854266

>>17854218
Everytime he speaks it crashes

>> No.17854272

>>17854228
>9.11
Teehee

>> No.17854277

BUY GUSH

>> No.17854279

PRINT MORE ITS CRASHING WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING ON JEROME PRINT MORE WE NEED MOREEEEEEEE

>> No.17854283

>and this is why we need infinity immigrants

>> No.17854297
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>>17854228
And thats during a 500 billion POOOMP. Bretty good day so far

>> No.17854299

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JEROME DRUMPF SAVE USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.17854302

>>17854283
Yes surely the migrants will save us!

>> No.17854305

>even after all effort DOW is closing in at -10 again

>> No.17854307

>>17854218
This. He gives a slurred half-coherent speech timed with market closing and orders his monkeys to dump trillions into the market at the same time, then takes credit for his amazing oratory. I hope corona sends him to fucking hell.

>> No.17854315

BUY $TSLA

>> No.17854324

>Sub 21k again
Wee

>> No.17854328
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17854328

Its close

>> No.17854336

Why are there some ETFs missing from option chains, whats going on?

>> No.17854337
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>>17854228
>NO ONE
NO ONE
>NO ONE
NO ONE
>NO ONE
NO ONE
>NO ONE
NO ONE
>NO ONE
NO ONE
>NO ONE
NO ONE

NO ONE LIVES FOR EVER!

>> No.17854340

>>17854302
population increase grows the economy
immigrants grow the economy no matter what

>>17854315
Not buying till sub 300

>> No.17854341
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If Morgan Chase called the bottom at 20k and we reach that in a couple days then... what happens?

>> No.17854342

>>17854283
>>17854302
This my fellow whites

>> No.17854346
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9.5

2200

>> No.17854349

>>17854218
Sell your puts before he talks. Maybe yolo on some calls at the same time and exit at the end of the day. Buy more puts then if we green.

>> No.17854350

rally dump, rally, dump, rally, dump. Algos know the game.

>> No.17854352

>>17853723
Hitting -10% with 0% interest rate and 1.5T in added repos AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>> No.17854358
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POOMP IT AND THEN JUST WATCH IT UNTIL I GET MY 401K PENSION

>> No.17854364

>>17854283
It's racist to ask if the have the flu.

>> No.17854372
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>>17854053
>invest conservatively and lose 10-20%
>or go crazy with big dick plays on inverse ETFs and double your money over a weekend, or lose your ass when the Fed pumps

it's too stressful
the Fed never seems to have the power to stabilize when you need it, but it steps in and somehow pumps the moment you decide to short

>> No.17854379

>>17853957
I'm closing all my positions by EOD for sure a pump is coming tomorrow

>> No.17854380

>>17854352
At what point do they capitulate?
I mean what good is piling money onto a corpse?

>> No.17854386

>>17854352
I think that was more a contributing factor than an alleviating. Long term it will be, but in the short term everyone freaked out when it's them trying to preempt this very thing from happening.

>> No.17854390

>Holding 18x leveraged NDX bear certs
>Currently green as fuck
Please tell me will Trump speech pump it like Friday or dump it? What could he say to pump it?

>> No.17854391

imagine FTSE going bellow 5k in after trading session lol

>> No.17854392

>>17854142
Can you explain how CLOs are any different from the credit default swap derivatives shit from 2008? How did they get around regulations? FUCKING BANKER SCUM

>> No.17854400

Is Lyft any less of a retarded debt hole than Uber?

>> No.17854404

>>17854340
I'll take 400

>> No.17854410

>>17854372
That's why you buy options that last longer than a fucking day

>> No.17854411

>>17854379
This.
Can't have 2 bloody days in a row.

>> No.17854412

>>17854379
I agree, might gamble on some cheap calls.

>> No.17854417

>>17854340
>working population increase grows the economy
ftfy

>> No.17854423

>>17854277
I'm in GUSH and I'm gonna say dont buy it's not going anywhere anytime soon I'm just waiting for it to go up enough to cash out

>> No.17854424
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17854424

Believe.

>> No.17854440

Anybody with some comfy streams with screeching boomers?

>> No.17854444

OI M8 U LAFFIN

>> No.17854447

>FTSE closed at -4%
>BurgerExchange looking to close at almost or over -10%
The eternal anglo strikes again.

>> No.17854449

Savanon....Pendy....

>> No.17854451

>>17854283
You're being sarcastic but who else will be willing to behead your enemies in the wasteland in exchange for a bag of rice?

>> No.17854457
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thank you trump

>> No.17854461

>>17854423
did you see that weird spike this morning? someone was buying a ton of contracts and the avg share cost spiked. was about to dump it for 3k but missed it.

>> No.17854467
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post your lunch

>> No.17854471

>>17854424
That hat did not age well

>> No.17854480
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Are we going to get MSFT under 100? Cheapies!!!

>> No.17854484

>>17853909
Socialism for Jews
Capitalism for the rest of us.

>> No.17854495

>>17854457
inb4 NYC locks down

>> No.17854496

>>17854467
Why are you eating microwaved pizza?

>> No.17854497

Should I buy in now? It's been sitting around the same percentage for awhile so I think we've hit the bottom.

>> No.17854499
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WHERE THE FUCK THE DIVIDEND CHADS AT!?!?

>> No.17854506
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>>17853866
Good, those nigger lovers need to go under

>> No.17854509

>>17854412
Which ones?

>> No.17854512

Doing some research on ETFs, assuming the various market indexes fall even further throughout the week, would it be a good move to buy some shares? I don't have any other investments.

>> No.17854513

Any opinions on solar stocks? Been mainly thinking about going JKS long.

>> No.17854515

BAC finally found a price floor, buy buy buy!

>> No.17854517

>>17854467
Wow that looks like shitty microwave pizza. It makes me want to throw up, I hope you just bought frozen pizzas in case of corona did you?

>> No.17854520
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>>17854457
>it's real

>> No.17854523

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHIRRR WHIRR WHRR...whrrrrr....whr...
OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK, THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK IN THE PRINTER!! GUYS HELP

>> No.17854529

>>17854495
They already are. At 8pm EST

>> No.17854531

>>17854461
I did see it yes it was an anomaly

>> No.17854532

Tourist here, how's it going?

>> No.17854533
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>> No.17854534

>>17853909
>my country's
Whoa whoa. It's all of our country man.
What really is citizenship anyway.

>> No.17854538

>>17854517
Ye

>> No.17854542
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>>17854457
>DO MORE

>> No.17854547

JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE CEOS OF GOOGLE, APPLE, AMAZON, AND ENRON
STOCK MARKET IS GOING TO RALLY BIG TIME TOMORROW

fuck off holy shit

>> No.17854549

>>17854512
Yes but a lot of ETFs like UVXY now!!!

>> No.17854556

>>17854480

I hope so. I have 105 3/27 puts.

>> No.17854558

>>17854512
If you believe there will be a recovery, rather than the end the global world order as we know it, sure, start averaging in once things settle down a little.

>> No.17854559
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Uhhh... guys?

>> No.17854565
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who /selling/ their shorts today to reload tomorrow?

>> No.17854571

>>17854523
upboat

>> No.17854573
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17854573

How much Richer am I going to be at the end of the week?

>> No.17854574
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17854574

>bought 144 packets of biscuits (32 per pack) yesterday
>ration of 2 packets per customer from today

>> No.17854575

>>17854457
Jesus. Just how retarded is this guy?

>> No.17854576

>>17854392
CLO would be the underlying asset, you can get a default swap on a CLO just like they made default swaps for SIV's. So the difference would be that banks are insuring their corporate loan assets rather than insuring their consumer real estate assets.

>> No.17854580

>>17854559
what a fucking retard

>> No.17854585

>>17854046
Boomers and their pensions

>> No.17854590

>>17853723

>Post your hilariously failed trades edition

Went into pot stocks in 2018, shit went up twice, believed in long and strong and forgot to take profits. Shit went down in end of 2019, then fucking Wuhan flu, so I swapped that shit and bought gold and gold miners. You can figure out the rest for yourself.

>> No.17854592

>>17854559
Fake news

>> No.17854601
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>>17854559
LOLOLOL HE'S FUCKING GRASPING AT STRAWS PUBLICLY. IT'A OVER MAN GAME OVER HE CANNOT BE SERIOUS, LMFAO

>> No.17854604

>>17854559
pls be fake

>> No.17854606

>>17854565
Havent decided if i think the trump address will be bullish or bearish. I think the time slot might be a misdirect and its bear news

>> No.17854610

>>17854559
End yourself.

>> No.17854614
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17854614

Canada just closed it's borders

>> No.17854616

>>17854559
>>17854457
The Herbert Hoover of the 21st century.

>> No.17854617

>>17854559
there was a trumptard here yesterday who was claiming that deflation is good lmao

>> No.17854620

>>17854565
i want to get into her shorts. If ya catch my drift

>> No.17854627

>>17854532
brrrr

>> No.17854630

>>17854556
absolute chad

>> No.17854632

>>17854559
Jesus Christ

>> No.17854635

>>17854499
To nigga. XOM 9%

>> No.17854643

>>17854509
AMD prob, I'm still up on my shorts but just barely, there is something holding it back from giving in.

>> No.17854646

>>17854559
thanks trump

>> No.17854649

LEAFS JUST CLOSED THEIR BOARDERS

>> No.17854650

I never stop buying

>> No.17854655

>>17854559
made me check

>> No.17854662

>>17854565
me

>> No.17854665

>>17854573
F will print
Tesla will not

>> No.17854666

>>17854614
no it didn't. we are still letting in pozzed Americans, most especially Washington State fags

>> No.17854671

>>17854650
ok retard

>> No.17854679

when can I expect a monetary reform that exchanges my 10k$ for 1 nu$?

>> No.17854682

Do people think it will seriously reverse? This was the peak of the global economy, accept it and move on.

>> No.17854687

>>17854649

>Canada closing borders

What a fucking timeline

>> No.17854688

how much do you think the fed has spent trying to keep the dow above 21k? if you look at the chart it has absolutely refused to let it stay that low.

>> No.17854694

I BOUGHT AAL CALLS THIS MORNING FUCK YEAH

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17854699

Could this market be anymore bearish right now?

>> No.17854700

Did Trudeau just let his enemies win?

>> No.17854702

>>17854649
Fug my girlfriend has a board exam in 2 days in MA.
F

>> No.17854704
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17854704

digits and the dow hits 15k by closing

>> No.17854703

>>17854688
BRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17854705

>>17854699
yes

>> No.17854707
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My city just got locked down, it's ogre

>> No.17854713

>>17854559
>>17854580
>>17854592
>>17854601
>>17854604
>>17854616
>>17854617
>>17854632
>>17854646

You Fucking morons, it's fake. He's 2020 motto is KAG not MAGA. Quit being so

>> No.17854715

Hmm question is once I close my short positions later today do I buy calls for the PUMP tomorrow or longer term puts?

>> No.17854716

>>17854671
buy high sell low

>> No.17854719
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17854719

Bros
are we selling PUTS before the Trump conference?

>> No.17854724

>>17854649
Fucking retarded. Immigrants are literally the backbone of their economy. They should make explicit exceptions for scientists and engineers even during this shit.

>> No.17854725

>>17854666
Check the news dumbfuck satan

>> No.17854730

>WHY WONT SPY GO DOWN
WHY WONT SPY GO DOWN
>WHY WONT SPY GO DOWN
WHY WONT SPY GO DOWN
>WHY WONT SPY GO DOWN
WHY WONT SPY GO DOWN
>WHY WONT SPY GO DOWN
WHY WONT SPY GO DOWN

>> No.17854731

>>17854688
A few Brrrilions

>> No.17854735

>>17854687
*except the US, which defeats the point

>> No.17854745
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17854745

>>17854688
look at this shit

>> No.17854746

>>17854730
Algos are waiting on the Trump speech

>> No.17854754
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17854754

https://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=32604885

Accumulate REFR

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>>17854713

>> No.17854761

>>17854713
gullible

>> No.17854763

>>17854687
Just for people commerce goods will still flow

>> No.17854768
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>> No.17854776

>>17854715
Do you really want to try to time the pumps based on bullshit hopium and dumpster fire cash throws

>> No.17854780

>>17854702
they dont care about a coof at the border. Just dont try to smuggle shit

>> No.17854789

>>17854745
LINES AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17854792

>>17854590
went hugely into GNCA at like $45 or $50
that evening went to fucking $5 after hours

went hugely into NAK then some fucking EPA report (that i still maintain didn't say fucking SHIT) came out and tanked it

>> No.17854791

>>17854713
COPE LOL

>> No.17854798

>>17854746
what time?

>> No.17854802
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17854802

why do some of you zoomers think American shares are somehow cheap now, there is no reason at all to suspect USA will deal with this virus better than Italy, people will be scared of traveling for years and somehow a piece of shit like the Marriott hotels, despite all this dumping and very bleak outlooks is still at P/E 16
seriously

>> No.17854804

JUST LET IT FUCKING GO DOWN

>> No.17854805

>>17854730
BRRRRRR

>> No.17854810

>>17854791

Check his twitter you mongoloid.

>> No.17854814

>>17854699
You haven't seen anything yet. Just wait for defaults from plebs crushed by the Corona recession to take out the banks as per 2008. What we have these past few weeks is just the scent of the bear.

>> No.17854828

>>17854745
oh shit

>> No.17854832

>>17854559
Deflation gives greater buying power to Americans. This tweet might be fake but it's extremely helpful to revitalize the economy especially during a slow down like this.

>> No.17854841

>>17854614
>>17854700
>actually believing they didn't tell the US b4hand who will pump accordingly

200 SPXS 16$ puts 3/20 .35 cents each, and no one can stop me

>> No.17854845
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17854845

Fuck this timeline.
I love to see the markets burn, but enough is enough.

>> No.17854849

>>17853809
it will moon obiously

>> No.17854850

>>17854798
It was supposed to be this morning but he moved it to 3:30. Trump is 100% hoping to pump the market before close. Who knows if the markets will bite a second time though.

>> No.17854852

THIS IS RETARDED FUCK THE FED AND FUCK PPT

>> No.17854854
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>>17854804
Fed must feel 21k is the capitulation point or something, were it not cockblocking my happenings its actually impressive how hard they're BRRRRRRRRing to keep the 21k line held

>> No.17854858

>>17854635
Waiting until it goes to $34 to grab a few

>> No.17854859

Is this the slowest crash in history? I WANT 2100 NOW MUH SHORT ETF GAINS I WANT THEM NOW

>> No.17854861

is trump supposed to speak today? when?

>> No.17854862
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17854862

When are we going to get the army marching down the street?

>> No.17854866

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>> No.17854867

How do I short a call? The premiums on these calls are insane and unsustainable, and I know this shit will go down

>> No.17854872

everyone with kids will buy Disney plus

>> No.17854875

>>17854859
Because there's nothing wrong with the fundamentals and everything wrong with an escaped bioweapon larping as the flu.

>> No.17854881
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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.17854882

>FTSE creeping up to -6 in after trading session

>> No.17854890

>>17854862
When the virus is over, but the emergency measures remain.

>> No.17854895

>>17854850
so sell SQQQ at 3:30 and buy back at 3:59?

>> No.17854896

>>17854832
Are you retarded, do you expect prices to go down?

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>2 PM

>> No.17854903

Airlines asking for $50B in loans, grants

>> No.17854904

I wonder if he will fire Steve Munchkin

>> No.17854905

>>17854854
Lmao the printer meme is getting better and better.

>> No.17854906

>>17854745
"Yes you can see along this AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH xis that red wojack posting has gone throught the roof, while stonks are at an all time low"

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17854908

>DEVELOPING: Coronavirus vaccine testing begins in people as U.S. researchers give volunteer first experimental shot in Seattle - AP

>> No.17854909

>>17854872
Disney Plus won't offset how bogged they are on cruise and theme park closures

>> No.17854910

>>17854559
It's almost like he has experience cashing out and bankrupting things!!!

>> No.17854911

>>17854881
>back to 21100 right afterwards
this is hilarious, look at the chart, they can't bring it above that but they also refuse to let it go below 21k. they're in BRRRRRRRRR hell right now

>> No.17854912

>>17854861
3:30
He's hoping that the market will pump again like on Friday after he talked.

>> No.17854914

>>17854872
if youre not bullish on Disney youre an idiot

>> No.17854916

>>17854845
Imagine liking sports you faggot

>> No.17854919

Trump speech actually starts at 4, he will be late like Friday

>> No.17854921

>>17854867
just write it and pocket the "insane premiums"

>> No.17854922
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17854922

>>17854908

>> No.17854923

>>17854832
In theory. In practice it just stops all economic activity because any non essential purachase (read, majority of consumer purchases) can just be waited upon to become even cheaper. Also it makes debts even harsher, and a huge chunk of the US is in debt. Look at Japan for the last 30 years.

>> No.17854925

>>17854908
Based MRNA. I've been shilling it here for a couple weeks.

>> No.17854926

>>17854875
>nothing wrong with the fundamentals
Weak bait.

>> No.17854929

God fucking damn it fed
LET IT DROP

>> No.17854930

>>17854912
god why can’t he just fucking stop
all of this can’t possibly be helping

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17854936

>>17854845
NOOOO NOT MUH SPORTSBALL. NOT MUH HECKING SPORTERINO

>> No.17854941

>>17854859
Uhhhhhh this is actually outperforming the 1929 crash right now in terms of initial drop. Just wait until we roll out into the slow 3 year descent to -70% off all time highs, you'll actually feel like suiciding then.

>> No.17854939

>>17854867
create financial instrument. They did for Michael Burry in '06

>> No.17854944
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17854944

>>17854911
forgot my image

>> No.17854945

>AAL
what the fuck is going on

>> No.17854948

>>17854776
Are you new? Lol that's kinda what we do

>> No.17854951

>>17853936
>yang wins in the end
based

>> No.17854953

>>17854908
RIP that guy.

>> No.17854959

>>17854926
I can't wait until everyone comes back out of their caves and sees that the sky has, in fact, not fallen on them.

>> No.17854961

>>17854909
long term. this virus will end

>> No.17854964

>>17854266
every time fed pumps it crashes I thought

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17854966

>mfw looking at air canada chart

>> No.17854973

>>17854908
>experts say it’ll be at least a year before any would be ready for use

>> No.17854976

>>17854919
I doubt it, we wants to get off on pumping the markets again, watch him start doing this every day

>> No.17854979

>>17854908
>volunteer dies like all test animals for any coronavirus type vaccine

>> No.17854980

>>17854614
>>17854649
>US citizens still allowed

>> No.17854983

>>17854908
>thinking that'll fix this
Corona is just a scapegoat, this has been a long time coming. All the vaccine will do is stop them from being able to blame corona on this shitshow

>> No.17854994

>>17854780
>Just dont try to smuggle shit
Like what?
Luxury soup?

>> No.17855003

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>> No.17855007

>>17854908
inb4 his Testes shrivel

>> No.17855011
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>>17854973
Yeah but didn't you hear about the jews magically finding out about the vaccine right after claiming majority shares in companies because of this crisis?

>> No.17855015

>>17854979
>Retard doesn't know that the vaccine being used is an entirely new type which doesn't utilize a weakened form of the virus at all.

>> No.17855016

>>17854845
>Not my niggerballerino

>> No.17855020
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17855020

They say you can't time the market.

>> No.17855022

>>17854959
Recessions are supposed to happen, bullfag. Artificially delaying them has proven to be catastrophic time and time again.

>> No.17855023

>>17854845
Fuck you and your nigger kike ball worship

>> No.17855024

>>17854980
Dats rasis

>> No.17855025
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>>17854875

>> No.17855026

COME ON MSFT

DROP BELOW 140 ALREADY

>> No.17855027

>>17854467
was bacon and eggs but I ate it already

>> No.17855032

20 974

>> No.17855036

FINALLY

>> No.17855038
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17855038

SOOOOOMETIMES EVERYYYYYYBODY CRIEEEES

>> No.17855040

OFFICIALLY SUB 21K AND A GOOD BIT BENEATH
IT BEGINS

>> No.17855045

MAYDAY MAYDAY WE'RE GOING DOWN

>> No.17855046
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21,000 BROKEN
>21,000 BROKEN
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>21,000 BROKEN

>> No.17855047
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17855047

UNDER 21K
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>> No.17855050

markets should stay open till like 8 there isnt enough fun time

>> No.17855051

>>17855032
YESSSSS

>> No.17855053

>>17855038
YES

>> No.17855056

And stay down.

>> No.17855065
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17855065

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST LOST 40K ON FUTURES WTF THIS SHIT MOVES TOO FAST

>> No.17855068
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17855068

No one can stop the Oracle of Omaha. I bet this nig is buying up the entire market with his hoarded 200 billion in cash

>> No.17855070
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17855070

why the fuck is ndaq crabbing at $89 so fucking hard, just fucking fall already

>> No.17855074
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17855074

> sub 20900
JEROME? JEROME?

>> No.17855076
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17855076

MORE PRINTERS, MORE PRINTERS!
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>> No.17855075

>wanted to buy puts on PLNT,TSLA,SHAK but figured there's no way it can go lower

>goes lower

Well I'm not losing any money but fuck

>> No.17855079 [DELETED] 

NEW >>17855059
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>> No.17855080

9.81
9.81
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9.81
bear chad report

>> No.17855084

REV UP THOSE PRINTERS, WE CAN'T STAY BELOW 21K

>> No.17855085

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE

>> No.17855088

>>17855065
WHY ARE YOU DOING FUTURES YOU RETARD

>> No.17855089
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17855089

ECONOMIC COLLAPSE IMMENENT ARBITRARY NUMBER GONE DOWN BELOW 21XXX

>> No.17855093

This has to be robots trading. This touchdown couldn't be this controlled otherwise.

>> No.17855096

Dow has entered crab market apparently

>> No.17855097
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17855097

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17855099

-10,0 APPROACHING

>> No.17855100
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17855100

>>17855016
>>17854936
Delete this!
>>17854916
I don't follow teams or players, but having baseball in the background is the essence of spring

>> No.17855101

>>17854218
Trump is so transparent that he only cares about stocks. This shit was ravaging china and all we got were tweets (i'm pretty sure) markets start tanking and then he's willing to get in front of cameras to sound like a retard.

>> No.17855103

DO SOMETHING JEROME WTF WE NEED MORE

>> No.17855105

YES YES YES
MAKE IT EVEN CHEAPER TO BUY IN!!!!

>> No.17855120

>>17855075
>TSLA
>figured there's no way it can go lower
based retard

>> No.17855124

>>17854923
Who cares? Every country is in more debt and will only be in more debt. This debt will be consolidated and traded and we do need deflation to keep runaway inflation at bay.

>> No.17855125

>>17855015
That's irrelevant. Test animals for SARS vaccine died because the antibodies they developed caused a more severe infection. If anything not using the actual virus increases the chance of that happening.

>> No.17855149

PRINTER IS JAMMED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17855173
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>>17855105
Imagigine thinking we are getting out of this one.

>> No.17855195

CLOROX
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DYING OF LAUGHTER

>> No.17855213
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17855213

>>17855046
>>17855047
>>17855097

>> No.17855220

Silver is up 7%
You shits told me it's crashing

>> No.17855232

>>17855026
I've been waiting for this too, why the fuck are they holding up so well?

>> No.17855240

>>17855068
Tempted to go all in brk.b. Already have one share of brk.a.

>> No.17855241

>>17854980
WOOO SEND OUR INSECTS UP THERE

>> No.17855245

>>17854959
You don't understand that this was just a trigger to to pop the largest bubble in human history.

>> No.17855258

WHAT SITE DO YOU GUYS USE

>> No.17855265
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17855265

>he didn't re-load on puts when it hit -5%
plebians, all of you

>> No.17855276

>>17855245

Bitcoin popped years ago bro

>> No.17855314
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17855314

>>17855245
Yep

>> No.17855324

>>17855276
kek fair enough also
-10% incoming.

>> No.17855359

>>17855245
This x1000

>> No.17855376

>>17854392
yeah its just a collatoralised debt obligation, but full of business loans rather than mortgages.

Just as prone to capitulation today as cmo's were during the 07/08 bonanza

>> No.17855380

how the fuck are we down 2200

>> No.17855397

>>17855276
>tfw mexican and holding SPXS
>tfw mexican market is closed for holiday so i can't get out if things goes south
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.17855398

>>17855265
>tfw only bought a few because I was expecting a 3:30 Trump pump followed by another limit down tomorrow

>> No.17855423

how stupid am I to bet 1200 (3x uvxy bull call spreads expiring in 6months), potential profit 4000? Had uvxy calls from when vix was 12, sold them for profit and bought uvxy puts, but still have feeling uvxy could spike up when there is another selloff, but chances are agains me i guess

>> No.17855468

>>17855380
money printer out of order due to printing too much money

>> No.17855475

>>17855380
Yeah, why is it down only 2200.

>> No.17855505

>>17855380
more like how are we *only* down 2200
the fed is shoveling money into the black hole and it still failed to hold at 21k, now it's desperately fighting at 20900 like no tomorrow lmao

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>>17854520

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>>17855380
Everybody is getting out, porky.

>> No.17855574

six flags at $15 a share is a JOKE

>> No.17855598

any index puts one could suggest?

>> No.17855615

>>17855574
FUCK really??
Look at Norwegian cruise lines also

>> No.17855651
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DOW 19,000 on the table

>> No.17855653

>>17855543
kys

>> No.17855656

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOuZcW5DPuc

>> No.17855713
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Floor soon, my only regret is not waiting to buy AMD stocks. Fuck FOMO.

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-10.0 and falling

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OIL 26 WHEN?

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>>17855755
Embrace the coronachan bro

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>>17855713
Pure fucking unadulterated denial. We are going to go under 20k Mark my words. To much inflation and to little circulation of capital. States in the US are starting to isolate as we speak.

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We're going to hit -13% today, goodnight /smg/. And crab away AMDbros.

>> No.17855976

lmao the trump economy sucks

>> No.17855989

>>17855755
>>17855834
I-its going up now guys, it wont go down again I promise!

>> No.17856010

How come Microsoft didn't crash?
No one cares about Billy?

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>everything down except euro
>Deutsche Bank on the verge of an abyss

Someone please explain

>> No.17856072

>>17855376
Thank you. Fucking bonkers

>> No.17856081

>>17856024
it's my personal opinion but I don't think the REGIERUNG will allow DB do go under

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>>17856024
Expect the market to do the opposite of makes sense. We're in Bizzaro land now.

>> No.17856109

HERE COMES THE PUMP

BEARS BTFO

>> No.17856143

>>17856109
ok lol

>> No.17856196

FUCK YOU JEROME LET IT DUMP

>> No.17856199

>>17856109
The virus is gone!
yay!
Back to normal bois.

>> No.17856228

>>17856199
guys what is happening to the economy? I thought we were going to the moon

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>>17856228
Next time don't build a global economy on air retards.

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Bears we need to pray to Moloch together if we want to make it. You fucking know der Juden are profiting on the ups and downs.

>> No.17856518

>>17854832
In a free market, yes. But we're not in a free market. Most people have more debt than cash.