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/smg/ - Stock Market General fucktripfags Mon Mar 16 09:50:34 2020 No.17846754 [Reply] [Original]

POST YFW 3RD BREAKER HITS TODAY

sticky pls
brokers:
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Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/oil/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon Mar 16 09:51:08 2020 No.17846794 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:11 2020 No.17846796 fuck boomers lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:15 2020 No.17846802 second breaker today???

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:23 2020 No.17846806 repeat after me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:29 2020 No.17846810 File: 336 KB, 850x1000, 48d46b48f8ef1114eafaf8bc6ad4b18b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HIT 12% YOU FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:29 2020 No.17846811 It's pulling European markets down with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:30 2020 No.17846814 did they already pump?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:37 2020 No.17846820 STRAIGHT DOWN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx3-5nOrc9I I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF FINGERS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:38 2020 No.17846821 >second breaker hasnt tripped markets stable now???

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:39 2020 No.17846822 File: 74 KB, 816x846, 1580697222569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREE CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:43 2020 No.17846825 ITS FUCKING OVER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:44 2020 No.17846826 >may actually be able to afford some TSLA soon Nice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:44 2020 No.17846827 Haha what’s my money even doing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:46 2020 No.17846828 POMP EET

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:50 2020 No.17846833 File: 3 KB, 271x58, printing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] im just gonna sell my puts for the day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:52 2020 No.17846835 >>17846796 2nd for fuck boomers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:54 2020 No.17846836 HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:56 2020 No.17846840 File: 150 KB, 277x385, 1499702014343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:57 2020 No.17846841 WE PAMPIN BUY THE DIIIPPPP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:51:59 2020 No.17846847 File: 326 KB, 800x450, 1583970689403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do you reckon we'll get a hectic pump tomorrow? might wait it out to buy puts tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:00 2020 No.17846850 File: 1.36 MB, 3500x2335, 1584114968143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:01 2020 No.17846851 File: 93 KB, 620x670, 1583504791512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOOR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:04 2020 No.17846854 pooomping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:04 2020 No.17846855 File: 2.63 MB, 699x4932, federal reserve.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >may not even last this long

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:04 2020 No.17846856 TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNNNN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:06 2020 No.17846858 CRASH MORE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:07 2020 No.17846859 They should just close markets indefinitely. This is beyond fucking retarded, yo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:07 2020 No.17846860 File: 80 KB, 350x197, MC ride.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITS SUCH A LONG WAY DOOOOOOWN

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:08 2020 No.17846861
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>>17846806
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:08 2020 No.17846863 BUY BUY BU- LMAO MOOKUKS BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:12 2020 No.17846869 File: 130 KB, 988x991, 1584279842338.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846754 THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD, COME TURN THE CHAT PINK WITH US discord gg xFuuSTZ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:13 2020 No.17846873 Oil down 13% 13% 13% https://markets.businessinsider.com/commodities/oil-price?type=wti

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:14 2020 No.17846874 File: 442 KB, 1125x1876, 493F2061-B511-45D7-A810-05C564923B75.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haha what does this mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:21 2020 No.17846879 >>17846794 >muh trump >muh foreing policy >muh trust the plan YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES GET FUCKING REKT YOU SON OF BITCH I'M COMING!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:27 2020 No.17846883 File: 179 KB, 741x925, 1580136894936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846754 ANyone in ONTX ?

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:28 2020 No.17846884
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>>17846754
Do any based anons tin-foil-hat-prepper anons have advice on forging gold/silver ingots from all my grandmas bags of old jewelry/dinning sets?

I missed the boat on coins.

Will I need any chemical intermediaries to do it, or just the paint can, cement, and leaf blower.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:29 2020 No.17846885 >RH won't let me cancel my orders AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:30 2020 No.17846886 File: 1.35 MB, 823x1000, 1578682114116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wonderful, simply wonderful

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:30 2020 No.17846889 >>17846833 hmm..jelly...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:34 2020 No.17846891 SHOW ME YOUR PROFIT PORN I AM UP 10% TODAY ON SHORTS LETS GO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:35 2020 No.17846892 File: 1.46 MB, 400x513, 1584359798923.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PUMP IT MOOOORE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:38 2020 No.17846895 File: 3.49 MB, 480x335, FigureItOut.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fake news wallstreet just needs to figure it out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:38 2020 No.17846896 File: 744 KB, 3500x2335, 515F4F2C-DD3F-4960-8E2A-DAA8E9DA040D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] post your outfit rn

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:41 2020 No.17846899 File: 65 KB, 523x559, Screenshot_20200316-095100_thinkorswim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I took my profits /biz/, that's a really good amount of money for me Lunch is on me today frens

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:42 2020 No.17846900 >>17846855 HEARTY KEK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:43 2020 No.17846902 >>17846811 DAX just recovered like 3% in 10 minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:48 2020 No.17846906 axaxaxaxaxaaaxa >this shit is called a market

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:54 2020 No.17846909 >>17846754 Thinking about getting more AMD desu. Or some Tesla if it drops more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:57 2020 No.17846913 Should I grab KO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:58 2020 No.17846914 File: 32 KB, 944x277, 16-145013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846754

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:59 2020 No.17846915 File: 157 KB, 767x647, 1580704434584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846754 How are my bearchads doing this fine morning?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:03 2020 No.17846916 File: 62 KB, 743x683, very comfy apu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm out at -12% since Friday it actually feels good

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:03 2020 No.17846917 File: 46 KB, 1024x746, 1584113660776.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846754 WE WARNED YOU BIZ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:11 2020 No.17846923 DOW teens today!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:13 2020 No.17846928 YOU FUCKING NEED TO LIQUIDATE ALL YOUR ASSETS AND EMPTY YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS YOU NEED TO DO IT FUCKING NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:19 2020 No.17846932 Man, there's going to be some serious deals out there when it stops

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:20 2020 No.17846935 File: 192 KB, 1777x999, PINKGELLION.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It's not a matter of if but when Gentlemen it has been a honor

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:22 2020 No.17846937 Which board is getting cucked more by Corona chan? /biz/, /sp/, or /trv/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:23 2020 No.17846938 >>17846826 You'll be able to trade a pinto for majority

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:23 2020 No.17846940 LIMIT DOWN REPEAT SET CONDITION LIMIT DOWN CIRCUIT ONE HAS BEEN TRIPPED BE ADVISED CIRCUIT ONE HAS BEEN TRIPPED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:29 2020 No.17846947 It’s actually a surprisingly fair system we have in place

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:31 2020 No.17846948 >White House Scheduling Update: The White House coronavirus task force briefing (which was scheduled for 10:30AM ET) will now be held at 3:30PM. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:33 2020 No.17846949 KRamer sounds drunk af. What's his problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:37 2020 No.17846950 >>17846874 means this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRRs0BrBDx0

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:37 2020 No.17846951 >w-we don't need an airline that makes a lot of profit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:39 2020 No.17846952 Is Cramer drunk?

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:47 2020 No.17846956

HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
>HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
>HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
>HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
>HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
>HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
>HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
>HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
>HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER
>HAPPENING CANCELED BROS, NO 2ND BREAKER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:47 2020 No.17846957 is that bald faggot breaking down or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:50 2020 No.17846959 >>17846754 MODS STICKY THIS FFS !!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:51 2020 No.17846960 >>17846811 Hong Kong market future have dropped 5% touching the limit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:53:58 2020 No.17846968 File: 293 KB, 1280x720, 1584365431420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2pzmuFL90

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:04 2020 No.17846973 File: 13 KB, 224x225, 1584318270006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846915 Wonderful, simply wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:06 2020 No.17846975 THREAD THEME >THREAD THEME https://youtu.be/zK6PiJCw_Jg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:10 2020 No.17846979 >>17846899 what did you have? spy puts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:13 2020 No.17846981 >it's going back up yawn

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:13 2020 No.17846985 Is the DJIA a shitcoin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:13 2020 No.17846986 i wonder how drumpf is doing right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:14 2020 No.17846987 >>17846754 my react when that third circuit breaker hits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:16 2020 No.17846989 BOBOFRIENDS REMEMBER WHEN THE VIRGINAL MOOS MADE FUN OF US ON FRIDAY? REMEMBER THE V SHAPED RECOVERY? LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:19 2020 No.17846992 I honestly hope none of you fell for my GUSH shilling lol! I literally sold in the pre-market lol! Imagine falling for meme stock shilling! Dont worry losers its a lesson we all go through lol!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:20 2020 No.17846994 2nd breaker meme cancelled

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:25 2020 No.17846999 File: 23 KB, 603x278, help.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:25 2020 No.17847000 >>17846957 he always sounds like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:33 2020 No.17847008 FUCKING FEDS ARE PUMPING THE SHIT OUT OF IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:35 2020 No.17847009 >>17846928 What difference does it make if it’s in the banks or in useless paper money? Legitimately curious

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:42 2020 No.17847015 File: 4 KB, 92x177, 1577709786890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Starting to sell my puts expiring Friday. Thanks bullbros, I really mean it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:42 2020 No.17847016 is this because of the China numbers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:44 2020 No.17847018 File: 97 KB, 1845x1038, cover5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You're laughing. The stock market is crashing, and you're laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:45 2020 No.17847020 File: 70 KB, 600x523, survive and thrive.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846937 /biz/ has actually begun the process of becoming a business board rather than a crypto scammer board it's great

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:47 2020 No.17847022 >ftse back up above -8% H E R D I M M U N I T Y

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:47 2020 No.17847023 File: 248 KB, 1024x768, pump.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THEY'RE PUMPING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:47 2020 No.17847024 WHEN YOU FALL YOU WILL FALL FROM A HEIGHT MOST MEN WILL NEVER REACH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:53 2020 No.17847025 File: 2 KB, 120x125, AAAAAAAAAH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY IS PUMPING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:58 2020 No.17847029 >>17846909 Buy Tesla. Saudi's and Russia's shitflinging contest is part of the reason why we're seeing this crash. Electric is looking like a far safer bet for the future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:00 2020 No.17847032 Kramer will kill himself when 2nd breaker hits

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:01 2020 No.17847033 Alright what made it jump?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:07 2020 No.17847036 It’s going up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:09 2020 No.17847041 Thread theme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IXzFPl7UdgQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:10 2020 No.17847039 File: 821 KB, 1006x607, 1584130183146.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:19 2020 No.17847046 SPY IS GOING UP LMAOAOAOAOAOA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:21 2020 No.17847049 File: 137 KB, 713x828, 2020-03-16_6-54-24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOL $150 billion in repos this morning. No more caps, which means no more oversubscriptions

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:22 2020 No.17847050 bears start to get nervous. it will jump 10% with pumps

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:23 2020 No.17847051 File: 113 KB, 853x609, 1584021635430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >9%

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:24 2020 No.17847054
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TUMBLING DOWN
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:26 2020 No.17847057 >>17846999 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:26 2020 No.17847058 File: 53 KB, 677x344, 1584366231377.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT ARE YOU DOING WRONG???

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:28 2020 No.17847059 >>17846999 THIS CANNOT BE REAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:35 2020 No.17847063 >>17846884 Your grandmas jewlery is likely not pure gold genius, no one is going to take your poverty bullion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:35 2020 No.17847064 FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FED FUCKS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:36 2020 No.17847065 >>17846899 nice, also took out my profits on DAX earlier this morning, 145% is enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:36 2020 No.17847067 INC fed pump lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:38 2020 No.17847068 >>17846999 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:38 2020 No.17847070 NO 2ND. HYPE OVER.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:41 2020 No.17847072 >>17846884 There's no point in doing that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:46 2020 No.17847075 fucking TDA cost me 10k and counting...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:53 2020 No.17847084 >>17847033 Money printer go brrr haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:54 2020 No.17847083 >>17846999 >i had to actually look at that to make sure it wasn't a real tweet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:54 2020 No.17847085 talking about 9/11 now lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:58 2020 No.17847086 >S&P 500 only -9.4% down aaaaaaaand we're back!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:59 2020 No.17847087 File: 28 KB, 399x399, 7yT_G3ZX_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUY THE DIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:59 2020 No.17847088 File: 1.23 MB, 400x513, 1563468698830.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PUMP IT PLEASE PUMP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:04 2020 No.17847089 File: 10 KB, 320x320, 1486540743283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I FOCUS ON THE PAIN THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:05 2020 No.17847090 File: 181 KB, 2516x1096, ETPDxCAWAAA3iAq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The DOW is getting fucking hammered, the x3 ETFs that track the DOW is a better play than SQQQ/TQQQ at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:06 2020 No.17847093 >>17847029 True, true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:09 2020 No.17847095 bought soxl holy shit if trump pumps this like yesterday...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:13 2020 No.17847096 File: 139 KB, 1080x1310, 1584361742651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any crazy penny stocks to profot off of from DOW being down?

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon Mar 16 09:56:15 2020 No.17847098 >>17846879 Oh, no, actually I'm fine. You can't really assume HRC would be doing better here, that's absurd.

>>	Euranon Mon Mar 16 09:56:22 2020 No.17847102 I didnt listen bobo. Now I pay the price. It’s too late to sell now, I will go down with the ship

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:22 2020 No.17847103 File: 143 KB, 813x768, bogdatrump.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Assuming direct control.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:27 2020 No.17847105 >>17847020 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:34 2020 No.17847113 >>17847096 is coffee good for you?

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:34 2020 No.17847114

>>17846937
i exclusively use /fit/, /trv/, and /biz/
in addition to my accounts i have been completely and utterly mega fucked in my actual hobbies and interests
gyms closed
pools closed
planes closed
country's closed
cant even trade or i i lock in losses
its the end of days for me, to be sure

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:37 2020 No.17847115 File: 55 KB, 434x327, f5f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PRINT MONEY AND PUMP THE MARKET

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:50 2020 No.17847123 File: 74 KB, 724x1024, 1573223140888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847051 jerome stop printing please. You can't stop corona-chan with more zeroes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:51 2020 No.17847124 File: 18 KB, 625x520, AAAAAAAAAAAA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I WONDER WHO IS CREATING THAT PUMP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:54 2020 No.17847126 Convince me not to take profit on my SPXU and SQQQ calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:54 2020 No.17847127 File: 3.45 MB, 600x770, 1584362027472.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I-I'M GONNA I'M GONNA PUUUUUUUUUUUUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:56:56 2020 No.17847129 File: 211 KB, 639x420, money printer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] money printer goes brrr

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:02 2020 No.17847131 Can somebody tell me why TF robinhood didn't let me sell my puts??? Wtf I missed out on so much profit

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:11 2020 No.17847133 >Back to -10% IT WAS A BOUNCE >Back to -10% IT WAS A BOUNCE >Back to -10% IT WAS A BOUNCE >Back to -10% IT WAS A BOUNCE

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:12 2020 No.17847136

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>FED PUMPING RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:23 2020 No.17847141 File: 140 KB, 423x386, dick.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvg4NBRi2Cg Thread theme

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:24 2020 No.17847140 File: 596 KB, 565x510, itstime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE PUMP BEGINS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:26 2020 No.17847144 File: 63 KB, 750x266, D91486CD-67D4-4B66-BE34-06DCB32E099E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Neat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:29 2020 No.17847145 >>17847098 >Implying i support HRC Lmao retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:32 2020 No.17847148 whats a good screener/ticker that autoupdates

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:38 2020 No.17847149 File: 863 KB, 497x373, 1583945322976.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It really is over. Fuck man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:40 2020 No.17847151 >>17847114 >muh gym dude just do some calisthenics at home lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:45 2020 No.17847155 File: 4 KB, 217x67, EzJKnhbX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit the boomer cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:46 2020 No.17847157 Bank targets last week were 20k for the Dow and 2300 for the SP500

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:49 2020 No.17847159 >SQQQ dropping k den

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:50 2020 No.17847161 >>17846754 TFW your Teladoc YOLO play is offsetting your XOM losses

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:50 2020 No.17847163 File: 11 KB, 300x168, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846754 They are tanking gold to buy it to the moon aren't they? http://www.pmbull.com/gold-price/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:55 2020 No.17847167 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:57 2020 No.17847168 BACK DOWN WE GO, FUCK THIS ROLLERCOASTER RIDE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:01 2020 No.17847171 DEPLOY THE BRRRRRR MACHINE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:02 2020 No.17847173 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:07 2020 No.17847177 >>17847126 Probably should have sold initially. Hoping the market goes back down so I can sell at max happiness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:08 2020 No.17847179 >>17847136 >pump for literally no reason whatsoever when are the printers shutting off so i can time more put buys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:09 2020 No.17847178 File: 11 KB, 295x310, 1584035776945.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846999 >JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PRETEND EVERYTHING IS FINE

>>	fucktripfags Mon Mar 16 09:58:09 2020 No.17847180 File: 83 KB, 1024x917, 1557264945574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846956 Who here /cash/ and just enjoying the bloodbath

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:09 2020 No.17847181 File: 135 KB, 1024x749, 1583745967028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846999 >tfw i had to look to check it because you can't be sure anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:15 2020 No.17847184 >>17847113 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:17 2020 No.17847186 Watch it dump in an hour after the desperate fed pump stops

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:17 2020 No.17847187 >>17847131 there was a halt for the first 15 minutes. should have been fine after that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:19 2020 No.17847189 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:22 2020 No.17847193 WHY IS SIX GOING UP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:24 2020 No.17847195 Nice pump trump, back to 9.5% from 12, feel sad for those people who sold at 12

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:31 2020 No.17847199 there is no bottom

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:31 2020 No.17847200 WE PUMPING GET IN THERE FUCK THE BOBOS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:31 2020 No.17847201 Clorox has saved the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:40 2020 No.17847204 File: 255 KB, 360x360, person.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we frozen still?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:46 2020 No.17847210 >>17847126 YOUR PROFIT DOES NOT CATCH THE INFLATION NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:47 2020 No.17847211 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:47 2020 No.17847212 >>17847180 When do we clean out our bank accounts

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:48 2020 No.17847213

>>17847151
FUCK YOU I CANT BECOME A GOD AMONG MEN DOING TWINK EXERCISES I NEED TO LIFT HEAVY THINGS AND PUT THEM DOWN ITS THE ONLY THING THAT HELPS MY AUTISM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:48 2020 No.17847215 I don't understand why this is so complicated. All you have to do is buy stocks while they're at a low price and then sell them when their price has increased, thus making profit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:49 2020 No.17847216 >>17847159 What else do you expect? Its an inverse ETF and you bought at open. The market was always going to bounce back after the 1st Breaker.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:53 2020 No.17847220

FEDS TRYING TO PUMP
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:53 2020 No.17847223 YEAH I'M THINKING WE ARE BACK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:58 2020 No.17847224 PUMPING IT LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD BOY WHO JUST DISCOVERED MASTURBATION

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:59 2020 No.17847225
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>>17847029
>gas finna be sub $1 a gallon
>buy one of the most overinflated hype stocks in history
>a company that makes overpriced electric cars
>leading into a fucking depression
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:00 2020 No.17847226 >>17847141 does this qualify as a slampig?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:03 2020 No.17847231 File: 242 KB, 415x567, 1584310021518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:08 2020 No.17847234 NO ITS GOING BACK UP, SHOW THEM THE COSTCO LINES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:15 2020 No.17847238 >>17847029 I wouldnt be so sure, the US does not have a secure domestic lithium manufaturing base.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:20 2020 No.17847242 File: 149 KB, 442x455, 1556498150673.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when the illness goes away THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REINFECTIONS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:25 2020 No.17847244 BRRRRRRRRRRR >BRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRR >BRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRR >BRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRR >BRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:28 2020 No.17847245 Is GME frozen for anyone else? Been sitting at the same place for 30 minutes now.

>>	fucktripfags Mon Mar 16 09:59:32 2020 No.17847248 >>17846999 checked and keked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:41 2020 No.17847252 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IM POOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMPPPPIIINNGGGGGGGGGG BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:43 2020 No.17847254 >>17847216 i didnt buy it at open.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:44 2020 No.17847256

>trump walks out on stage at 3.30 pm
>markets up 20%
>he has a live bear brought out with him
>slowly strangles it to death as he looks straight into the camera
>whole room is in silence as the bear breathes his last
>trump smiles and charges at the press making bull sounds
>3 reporters dead, markets soar to 40%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:44 2020 No.17847258 >>17847180 Not enjoying Getting major FOMO off not buying SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:45 2020 No.17847255 File: 99 KB, 640x975, 1583334765166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847215 >buy stock when stock goes down >it goes down more

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:49 2020 No.17847264 >>17847215 Because in this scenario when the artificial rises stop there is no “higher”

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:50 2020 No.17847265 Why is there no sticky, anytime a breaker goes off we deserve a sticky

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:55 2020 No.17847266 >>17847179 Come back in 1 week :D

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:57 2020 No.17847267 any POOOOMPers in thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:57 2020 No.17847268 File: 10 KB, 241x210, All is lost.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Decide to check futures >Its -10% with no comeback We WILL hit 2nd 100%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:04 2020 No.17847275 >>17847225 Haha yeah that is kinda funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:07 2020 No.17847276 >>17847226 certified 100% pork

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:11 2020 No.17847280 File: 143 KB, 1280x720, 5c084d754fcd6fbd1b85210dab45c8cb-imagepng.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:16 2020 No.17847282 >>17847103 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:20 2020 No.17847285 HAHA MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:21 2020 No.17847286 >>17847098 >Muh Hillary No one forced orange retard to take full credit for the bubble he inflated

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:26 2020 No.17847288 >>17847225 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:28 2020 No.17847289 File: 134 KB, 973x631, 1584365365728.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:40 2020 No.17847294 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:43 2020 No.17847296 >Sir, the... the handle of our money printer broke.............

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:48 2020 No.17847297 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:48 2020 No.17847298 HOW THE FUCK IS THE AEX UP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:50 2020 No.17847300 >>17847280 BRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:53 2020 No.17847302 File: 162 KB, 968x716, 2020-03-16_7-00-36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:55 2020 No.17847304 >>17847220 SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PLEASE ANON SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:55 2020 No.17847305 >>17847265 That's gonna make a sticky every second day for weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:05 2020 No.17847308 File: 91 KB, 195x216, 1584014736678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE GOING DOWN, THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:08 2020 No.17847310 BRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:13 2020 No.17847311 >>17847265 mods have lost everything and killed themselves. last sticky was last sticky ever

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:13 2020 No.17847313 >>17847280 Brrrrrrr

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:21 2020 No.17847317
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God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA! God Bless the USA!

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:21 2020 No.17847318

>>17847280
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:23 2020 No.17847319 File: 62 KB, 330x330, IMG_-4x7fth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847098 How's that .55 average feeling now you greedy cocksucker?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:25 2020 No.17847323 >>17847280 BRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:25 2020 No.17847324 REAL ESTATE BEST PERFORMING SECTOR "ITS ONLY DOWN 8 PERCENT" LMAOOOOO PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:25 2020 No.17847325

>>17847280
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:41 2020 No.17847334 AM I GETTING KEKED BY THE GERMANS? WTF? "Quotierungseinschränkung" what does this mean? I got 04/17 2300 S&P500 puts and trading is cancelled all of a sudden? https://www.boerse-frankfurt.de/zertifikat/de000ve9dzl7-put-auf-s-p-500

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:43 2020 No.17847337 File: 115 KB, 358x400, shitstorm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They're pumping but it's still going down. This is it. This is the final stretch before it craters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:49 2020 No.17847340 File: 22 KB, 398x354, 1564518305020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847296 >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:50 2020 No.17847342 File: 1.23 MB, 1263x1600, Karl_Marx_001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:51 2020 No.17847343 File: 674 KB, 960x960, 1562971042373.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TVIX CHADS WW@?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:52 2020 No.17847345 >>17847280 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:54 2020 No.17847347 File: 69 KB, 900x900, joost whisper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Real estate the best-performing sector today, down only 8%." oof

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:01:55 2020 No.17847348 >>17847280 BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:12 2020 No.17847352 >>17846999 >we have very smart people working on a fix >BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCKKZKCKCZKKZKKCKK-BOOM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:14 2020 No.17847353 >>17847302 that's creepy subtitle

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:16 2020 No.17847355 File: 18 KB, 240x262, A1B386FF-DFD4-4D5E-9F67-4E6F1BB54A03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT KEEPS FALLING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:17 2020 No.17847356 >>17847280 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:19 2020 No.17847358 >>17847302 Boomers will have to work for ever

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:19 2020 No.17847359 >>17847280 BRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:26 2020 No.17847362 File: 64 KB, 750x562, 1571262103582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847280 Brrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:26 2020 No.17847364 >>17847280 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:26 2020 No.17847365 >>17847280 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:27 2020 No.17847366 >>17847342 sowwy papa karl

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:34 2020 No.17847371 >>17847280 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:36 2020 No.17847372 -10.50 >-10.50 -10.50 >-10.50 -10.50 >-10.50 -10.50 >-10.50

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:37 2020 No.17847373 >>17847268 WHAT WITH FED PPOOOMPING?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:38 2020 No.17847374 SHOULD I BUY SHORT TERM CALLS FOR A DEAD CAT BOUNCE?????

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:41 2020 No.17847376 >>17847334 >"Quotierungseinschränkung" what does this mean? Haha it means go fuck yourself! What the fuck is that gibberish you fucking nigger, get the fuck out of my face

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:41 2020 No.17847378 >>17847342 NOOOOOOOOOOO ANCAPBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY MARX BTFO OUR BELOVED CENTRAL BANKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:43 2020 No.17847379 >>17847242 You guys keep saying this with no sources

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:44 2020 No.17847381 >>17847334 It means "Go fuck yourself."

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:44 2020 No.17847382

HOW LOW DO WE GO?
>HOW LOW DO WE GO?
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>HOW LOW DO WE GO?
HOW LOW DO WE GO?
>HOW LOW DO WE GO?
HOW LOW DO WE GO?
>HOW LOW DO WE GO?
HOW LOW DO WE GO?
>HOW LOW DO WE GO?
HOW LOW DO WE GO?
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HOW LOW DO WE GO?
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HOW LOW DO WE GO?
>HOW LOW DO WE GO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:45 2020 No.17847383 -10.5 PERCENT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:46 2020 No.17847385 >>17847280 BRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:57 2020 No.17847389 >>17847334 get FUCKED auslaender

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:58 2020 No.17847390 File: 27 KB, 650x380, ubs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Opinions on buying UBSG? Massively down today. Dividend in May at 10% (0.7), and theres no way the SNB would let it fall under 5 right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:06 2020 No.17847393 >>17847334 OH NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN poor littler amerikaner

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:08 2020 No.17847395 >>17847342 I never even doubted you, Herr Marx.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:10 2020 No.17847396 >>17847280 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:13 2020 No.17847398 >>17847280 BRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:14 2020 No.17847402 File: 44 KB, 1280x720, 019079823691002481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TRY PUMPING THE MARKETS NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:17 2020 No.17847403 >>17847280 Wont those two be the same after all this is over? BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:19 2020 No.17847407 >when the illness goes away OH NO NO NO HE DOESN’T KNOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:20 2020 No.17847408 I’m pumping my money into the stock market right now... trying to save my 401k and I’m sure this is the bottom right guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:25 2020 No.17847412 >>17847302 what were they thinking with that title lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:31 2020 No.17847415 >DEFLATION TIME DEFLATION TIME >DEFLATION TIME DEFLATION TIME >DEFLATION TIME DEFLATION TIME >DEFLATION TIME DEFLATION TIME >DEFLATION TIME DEFLATION TIME >DEFLATION TIME DEFLATION TIME >DEFLATION TIME DEFLATION TIME

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:32 2020 No.17847416 ALL HANDS TO THE BRRRRRR MACHINE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:34 2020 No.17847417 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4 And it all returns to noooothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:36 2020 No.17847419 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faa4N0LdiTU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:37 2020 No.17847418 CAMON FED PRINT SOME FACKIN MONEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:38 2020 No.17847423 File: 98 KB, 911x736, 1584187310674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847280 BRRRRRRRRR

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:38 2020 No.17847424

>>17847334
Certificates are max jewery my dude. They can stop trading whenever they feel like, resume whenever they want, alter the spread, etc. etc.

Right now you are basically being told "too many people were making money for our taste so we're gonna stop for a bit until most people are losing instead"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:39 2020 No.17847425 >>17847342 >not hitler

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:40 2020 No.17847426 >>17847302 I mean, it's true unless you're looking to retire in less than 5 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:46 2020 No.17847429 >>17847353 >Yes it's down, anon. But don't worry. Money doesn't matter when you're dead :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:46 2020 No.17847430 File: 174 KB, 800x800, 1563701961724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847342 Sorry.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:46 2020 No.17847431

>>17847275
its one of the silliest things ive ever seen tbqhwu
yall fuckers need to wait for a pitch
this is just straight gambling at this point
and i DO mean literally everything

now if youll excuse me, imma go buy a shit ton of nice new equipment from muh winnings and prepare for the greatest depression

so glad im recession proof lol
last laff indeed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:47 2020 No.17847432 File: 974 KB, 2000x2000, 1557255375530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847302

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:48 2020 No.17847433 File: 9 KB, 221x229, 1570240635331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847324

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:49 2020 No.17847434 >>17847379 are you a retarded person

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:57 2020 No.17847439 File: 179 KB, 1080x1329, 8BGN5L6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone here shorting HAL (Haliburton)?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:00 2020 No.17847440 File: 17 KB, 620x220, Cramerrrr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1239511066188697600 BAHAHAHHAHA, COPE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:00 2020 No.17847441 WERE GOING BACK DOWN AHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:07 2020 No.17847445 Does anyone have a decent brokerage I can use? TDA won't let me fucking sell my puts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:14 2020 No.17847449 Anybody else having problems with TD Ameritrade refusing to allow options trading?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:15 2020 No.17847448 >>17847376 >>17847381 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:18 2020 No.17847453 File: 19 KB, 437x431, 1569878544387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >THE PUMP IS DRYING UP BRRR IN HELL FEDFAGS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:25 2020 No.17847456 I WAS GONNA RETIRE MAY THE FIRST WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:28 2020 No.17847458 >>17847423 BRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:30 2020 No.17847460 >>17846948 Trying to boost markets again I bet. Ain't happening

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:31 2020 No.17847461 -11% >-11% -11% >-11% -11% >-11%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:31 2020 No.17847462 >>17847126 SELLL now buy later today or tomorrow when there's a pump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:31 2020 No.17847463 >>17846754 I'M SITTING ON 500k$ IN CASH! WHEN DO I GO ALL IN WITH THEM AND ON WHAT?! I'M READY TO MAKE SICK GAINS AND NEVER WAGEKEK AGAIN IN 5-10 YEARS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:37 2020 No.17847468 >>17847029 total retard here, but with gas prices super low, wouldn't that cause people to embrace fossil fuel cars longer and not electric?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:39 2020 No.17847471 File: 20 KB, 661x193, OH NO NO NO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846754 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:41 2020 No.17847474 >>17847280 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:41 2020 No.17847475 File: 269 KB, 973x873, 1584029994223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All that fucking false hope from bulls on Friday I hope you lost everything you arrogant fucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:44 2020 No.17847478 Should have sold my $spy put at open I was up $1,000 Now I'm only up $300 :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:45 2020 No.17847477 >>17847280 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:45 2020 No.17847479 File: 62 KB, 640x730, 1576873202202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY AREN'T THEY STIMULATING WHAT ABOUT MUH HISTORIC HIGH DEMANDS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:48 2020 No.17847482 >>17847408 >no major quarantine in the US >this is the bottom choose one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:49 2020 No.17847483 OFFICIAL THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:52 2020 No.17847484 >>17847408 just doubled my contribution

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:57 2020 No.17847488 File: 69 KB, 328x277, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -11 >-11 -11 >-11 -11 >-11 -11 >-11 -11 >-11 PREPARE FOR IMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:57 2020 No.17847489 Is it a good time to buy? What’s everybody’s favorite stock?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:04:58 2020 No.17847490 THE DUMP IS UPON US

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:11 2020 No.17847496 COME ON -11% YOU CAN DO IT, CORONA-CHAN!!! NO FUCKING SURVIVORS!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:15 2020 No.17847498 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:18 2020 No.17847499 >>17847456 lol nope

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:19 2020 No.17847500 >>17847445 you too? they're fucking me over right now as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:20 2020 No.17847503 when orange talk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:20 2020 No.17847504 Everyone anticipating this to go down is the exact reason that it'll go up. The market makers stand to make more profit by reaping sweet dividends from toilet paper clear out than indulging bears' Marxist fantasies of market melt down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:23 2020 No.17847508 It's starting to plunge!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:23 2020 No.17847509 LET'S HIT 19K TODAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:28 2020 No.17847511 File: 6 KB, 821x115, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT ALL COMES TUMBLING BACK DOWN

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:38 2020 No.17847517

>>17847020
I actually make money from some online business I build up because I had good discussions and vibes on this board before the scamming and spam threads really took off here, like 2016 or so. Then Bitconnect crash happened and I laughed my ass off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:40 2020 No.17847518 >>17847478 diamond hands stay strong

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:49 2020 No.17847523 WHEN DOES THE SECOND BREAKER HIT

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:51 2020 No.17847525

>my KR call is up over 1k
>try to sell
>You've been marked as a pattern day trader, please deactivate this option if you wish to sell.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:52 2020 No.17847527 >>17847515 new thread >>17847515 new thread >>17847515 new thread >>17847515 new thread >>17847515 new thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:55 2020 No.17847530 File: 113 KB, 1080x1350, 1544735266870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KEEP FUCKING DUMPING IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:05:55 2020 No.17847532 Well shit, GME is stuck at 4.59 on RH, shit app.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:01 2020 No.17847536 >>17847463 tqqq puts 3 weeks out, buy at close

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:05 2020 No.17847540 File: 47 KB, 586x330, 1584030539398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847302 Fucking boomers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:05 2020 No.17847541 >>17847424 Seriously? I got some serious amount in there right now and was supposed to print monday right now. It should be up hundres of percentages now. I didn't get actual options?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:09 2020 No.17847546 File: 37 KB, 607x608, samhyde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] S&P500 ends up +2%, quote me on this. Don't ask me how I know, I just know. Sell now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:11 2020 No.17847547 >>17847503 3.30

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:13 2020 No.17847551 >>17847462 I ended up selling half

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:17 2020 No.17847552 FUCK SQQQ go up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:19 2020 No.17847553 >MR PRESIDENT, THE TP HOARDERS EXHAUSTED THE PAPER RESERVES... WE HAVE NO MORE PAPER FOR PRINTING:::

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:20 2020 No.17847554 Has the circuit breaker ever gone 3 times in one day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:23 2020 No.17847555 PUMP ISN'T WORKING ARE YOU READY TO GO DOWN?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:25 2020 No.17847556 >>17847500 Already lost $10k because of this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:25 2020 No.17847557 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:26 2020 No.17847559 Anyone here shorting Haliburton?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:30 2020 No.17847562 File: 97 KB, 820x557, wojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY IS IT SO VOLATILE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:32 2020 No.17847564 File: 144 KB, 1024x576, 1583776280313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SUB 20K INCOMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:06:38 2020 No.17847567 File: 119 KB, 1280x720, 1584317731961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -11.23 >-11.23 -11.23 >-11.23 -11.23 >-11.23 -11.23 >-11.23 -11.23 >-11.23 -11.23 >-11.23

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:07:01 2020 No.17847580 Is it actually happening?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:07:10 2020 No.17847588 >>17847453 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:07:15 2020 No.17847595 >>17847557 Print Faster

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:07:37 2020 No.17847614 >>17847580 YES YOU FUCKING DUMB SHITHEAD IT HAS BEEN HAPPENING FOR A MONTH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:07:49 2020 No.17847624 >>17847580 >it happened

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:07:53 2020 No.17847629 >>17847541 Certificates are NOT options bro. You're retarded and shouldnt have put a lot of money if you dont know the difference. >Typ: Zertifikat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:07:56 2020 No.17847633 We're hitting BRRRRR levels that shouldn't be possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:08:01 2020 No.17847637 File: 101 KB, 796x1082, 1583505301540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847440 it would take only 170 days of limit down for the S&P to hit 0.01 points

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:08:03 2020 No.17847641 How many days before the Orange in Chief is found suicided in is office with 3 gunshots wounds on his head?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:08:06 2020 No.17847645 File: 155 KB, 278x227, 1555151685659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847358 GOOD. FUCK BOOMERS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:08:09 2020 No.17847648 >>17847280 BRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:08:13 2020 No.17847651 >>17847580 no go back to sleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:08:21 2020 No.17847654 >>17847342 Is that Frederick douglas in whiteface?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:08:30 2020 No.17847659 >>17847020 Fuck all the pajeet faggots this place was based pre 2012

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:08:30 2020 No.17847660 brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:08:33 2020 No.17847663 >>17847187 Yeah I'm aware of circuit breakers. But my order would literally be in limbo as "pending" or it would be "placed" but not fill. Because of that I couldn't sell my puts at the very bottom

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:08:39 2020 No.17847672 Bought 5 shares of SPY at 245. Why isn't it puuuumping?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:08:39 2020 No.17847673 File: 328 KB, 520x617, 1565993003754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw watching SQQQ holders after considering buying some

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:09:14 2020 No.17847699 >>17847654 dontchu DARE say freddies name in vain like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:09:29 2020 No.17847710 >>17847629 What the fuck is a certificate then? Why does it say PUT then? Fucking GERMANS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:09:51 2020 No.17847725 WHY ARENT WE HITTING THE 2nd BREAKER!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:10:48 2020 No.17847771 >>17847445 Managed to sell on rh :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:10:53 2020 No.17847774 both SQQQ and TQQQ are down 8% over the last 3 days. avoid these 3x ETFs during volatile times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:11:09 2020 No.17847788 >>17847725 fed is pumpin, esp in repo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:11:18 2020 No.17847796 >>17847725 Printer has been given some turbo super saiyan juice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:11:21 2020 No.17847801 What's happening guys, I just got here. Are stocks gonna recover today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:11:26 2020 No.17847805 SNSS freak, LCIcuck, and dividend shill have all been thoroughly JUST'D

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:11:56 2020 No.17847822 File: 477 KB, 1095x1126, unknown-275.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847725 FED has brought in more printers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:11:59 2020 No.17847824 >>17847556 Seems to be that they specifically disabled options trading on SPY. All the other options I'm watching are tradeable. Assholes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:12:42 2020 No.17847859 >>17847710 wait till you hear about Optionsscheine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:12:48 2020 No.17847864 >>17847801 Yes, recover to their original level back in 1929.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:13:04 2020 No.17847873 >>17847280 Brrrrrr for the familia

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:13:12 2020 No.17847879 >>17847280 BRRRRR

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:13:24 2020 No.17847891

>>17847710
I dont know german, but this might explain it to you. Its confusing that they are called Put on that site, in most other sites they are either called Bear or Bull certificates to avoid that confusion.

https://www.finanztreff.de/wissen/zertifikate/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:13:25 2020 No.17847892 File: 2 KB, 109x125, 1584315240882s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH SNSSS ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN WHERE ARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:13:32 2020 No.17847900 File: 2.81 MB, 600x770, fed4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847796 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i can't go any faster jerome

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:13:44 2020 No.17847909 Based dax already recovered 5% Is it se Veds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:14:03 2020 No.17847919 >>17847805 How low can it go t.bh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:14:06 2020 No.17847921 >>17847774 What do you recommend?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:14:07 2020 No.17847923 >>17847864 LMFAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:14:16 2020 No.17847931 >>17847774 avoid ?? hell no thats a great play for people who don't know how to options

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:15:08 2020 No.17847962 >>17847921 QLd and psq

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:15:27 2020 No.17847979 >>17847343 Waiting for pump from Trump press conference or tomorrow to get back in

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:16:10 2020 No.17848009 File: 47 KB, 818x498, YheHphu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847774 >both SQQQ and TQQQ are down 8% over the last 3 days ??? You shouldnt avoid them, what you should avoid doing, and everyone will tell you, is not hold them overnight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:17:28 2020 No.17848070 >>17848009 well, unless you're pretty sure futures and premarkets are going to be a bloodbath. like the last 3 days were

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:17:49 2020 No.17848081 >>17847864 But Trump said there would be near zero interest rates, why aren't people confident in his leadership?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:18:12 2020 No.17848098 >>17847280 "BRRRRR"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:18:13 2020 No.17848100 BLOOD ON THE STREETS fuck i wish i had some savings, this is the perfect time frame to buy in, basically free money once it blows over, and it will

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:18:52 2020 No.17848131 File: 100 KB, 773x1000, 1584355203139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847796 >>17847900 >can't to any faster IT MUST GO FASTER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:20:08 2020 No.17848178 >>17848100 >three weeks ago BLOOD ON THE STREETS >two weeks ago BLOOD ON THE STREETS >one week ago BLOOD ON THE STREETS >now BLOOD ON THE STREETS keep going - you bullfags will be right eventually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:21:30 2020 No.17848234 File: 287 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200316-102039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17847408 Fuck. Visa is still in the green

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:22:30 2020 No.17848276 What the bit DAX in the ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:22:55 2020 No.17848293 >>17847280 BRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:25:00 2020 No.17848373 blood on the streets its up to my ankles blood on the streets its up to my knees

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:25:41 2020 No.17848400 >>17847629 >>17847541 Zertifikat simply means derivative. Knock out options are options too and the "max jewry" has nothing to do with knockouts but everything with how the european option "market" works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:30:19 2020 No.17848612 my algo says EOD 2230, might as well be third breaker

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:30:42 2020 No.17848621
File: 802 KB, 1400x1995, mariah-carey6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

IT'S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE I BOUGHT S&P
DROPPED, BOUGHT THE DIP
THOUGHT I WAS THRIFTY
FIVE DAYS SINCE IT CRASHED AGAIN
IT WAS UP BEFORE IT FELL AND I STILL DIDNT SELL
THREE DAYS SINCE I GOT THE FLU
COOFED UP A LUNG AND RAN OUT OF TP
YESTERDAY IT OCCURRED TO ME
ITLL STILL BE TWO YEARS TILL I MAKE SOME MONEY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:32:27 2020 No.17848689 File: 44 KB, 510x499, 1584268056477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846754 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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