how the fuck was BTC ever supposed to work anyways?

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how the fuck was BTC ever supposed to work anyways? Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:14:50 2020 No.17843390 [Reply] [Original]

>hey, one latte please
>alright, it's gonna be 2$, si-
>n-no, I actually wanna pay with bitcoin
>b-butt what?
>bitcoin, you have it as a viable method of payment on your website
>w-what.. lemme get a manager, sir

>10 minutes pass, 10 people already lined up behind you waiting impatiently

>Hey, sir. You wanted to pay for the coffee in bitcoin, correct?
>Yeah
>Well, we actually accept 4 cryptocurrencies with bitcoin in their name, which one do you have?
>U-um it's the original one.. the first one
>Original.. First.. Yeah sir, you're gonna have to give me the actual name. Nothing comes up when I write original or first into the system
>I-it has the B symbol in the logo
>That's all 4 of them, sir.

>10 minutes pass before you navigate the manager to the correct BTC, 30 angry people screaming at you from behind

>Alright sir, it will be 0.000023.. oh, actually one more, n-no, two more zeros there, sorry sir.
>Okay, so 0.00000023 then?
>Uhm.. actually it just jumped to 28 at the end.. the market is quite volatile today, haha

>Angry nignog suckerpunches you as his patience ran out

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:16:01 2020 No.17843426 File: 947 KB, 640x639, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17843390

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:17:47 2020 No.17843481 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:20:27 2020 No.17843530 >>17843390 This is why XRP works >10 xRP please >open app, scan barcode and tx occurs all in 5 seconde

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:23:48 2020 No.17843606

>>17843390
Kek I haven't been to /biz/ since '17 and was just thinking how they all really are shitcoins with no real world use, even after 3 years off this shitty board I didn't hear about a crypto being spoken about once in normie land.
Eh maybe if we had 20 more years of tech advances they would have popularised but I think the collapse has slowly started sorry to tell you fags.
It's time to drop the bags

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:27:52 2020 No.17843714 >>17843530 so does XLM and EOS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:28:39 2020 No.17843736 >>17843390 reminds me of REQ fud. this shit is so fucking hilarious

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:34:09 2020 No.17843862 Theoretically, if I had 1000 bitcoin from '07 and wanted to sell them all right now would that affect the price before they were sold?

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