/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17843213]

peak uncertainty edition
oil, silver, and stocks getting holed right now

brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/oil/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>17842014

[Anonymous No.17843234]

I bought on Friday. What have I done.

[Anonymous No.17843240]

Imagine being so low-IQ that you'd even contemplate selling at the moment. Genuinely boggles the mind

[Anonymous No.17843249]

>>17843213
Brrrrr

[Anonymous No.17843252]

hurry and buy German cheapies while you can
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1239523520708849664

[Anonymous No.17843254]

i havent gone to bed yet i going to sleep like 30 mins before marekt opens and just dream im winning to alter reality

[Anonymous No.17843255]

What's up b*llniggers

[Anonymous No.17843257]

[Anonymous No.17843265]

I’m in my mid 20s and want to capitalize on all this with my savings account of about $50k. What do I do? Wait more? Puts?

[Anonymous No.17843266]

What's going to be silvers dip?

[Anonymous No.17843270]

>when you hit the bottom and money is worthless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWcaP_tEPLk

[Anonymous No.17843272]

>Nice Economy!

[Anonymous No.17843280]

>>17843240
>one stamp has been added to your printer

[Anonymous No.17843281]

>>17843252
ah this was probably that short bounce in the dax just now

already dropping to same level as before tho

[Anonymous No.17843286]

>>17843252
wtf that even mean? learn to speak english AFP, its only 1 sentence and makes no sense

[Anonymous No.17843287]

we Depression now?

[Anonymous No.17843303]

Who /short/ here?

Gotta rake in the next dip that's gonna happen when zognald is forced to announce (partial) lockdown measures

[Anonymous No.17843311]

Im shorting btc no one can stop me im going madness

[W33DBrahski No.17843314]

>>17843265
Are you able to acquire a shotgun and birdies?

Did you stack beans and sardines?

How much Smirnoff or Beefeaters do you possess?

[Anonymous No.17843318]

>>17843272
apologise

[Anonymous No.17843320]

When is Cramer's live cope coming online?

[Anonymous No.17843326]

>>17843213
based smug anime girl

[Anonymous No.17843337]

Could this turn into a short-bubble?

[Anonymous No.17843349]

kek pre trading in dow already at -6.8

[Anonymous No.17843350]

>>17843337
do you mean short squeeze? unlikely given the current economic climate

[Anonymous No.17843353]

at last I see...
the true meaning of March Madness had nothing to do with apehoop
it was inside of us all along

[Anonymous No.17843354]

post your puts

I got a little blood thirsty last week but im still feeling only one im worried about is my $spy put on 3/20.

[Anonymous No.17843357]

Remember, tomorrow is another day. There's always another chance to make money.

[Anonymous No.17843363]

>>17843320
IDK but i would love to see that nigga portfolio rn xD xD

[Anonymous No.17843374]

Getting a little spooked now, everybody is bearish. I think I'm going to sell some of my puts at open now kek. I've never been so excited to watch an economy crash before.

[WeedBruddah !!zqJGPX1Vnde No.17843375]

I TOLD YOU

TODAY = BIBLICAL

[Anonymous No.17843385]

post your face when dow opens

[Anonymous No.17843386]

what do we think of switching from stocks to forex?

[Anonymous No.17843392]

>>17843265
buy non perishable food, a gun and ammo. for all we know the current monetary system is on the verge of going tits up this week.

[Anonymous No.17843395]

With all the stocks collapsing there is sure to be less billionaires today than there were a month ago. Therefore reducing the economic inequality. Now poor people are relatively less poor.

[Anonymous No.17843401]

>when your national economy dumps below 2008 levels
It's literally over.

[Anonymous No.17843402]

silver and gold just bounced
oil didn't
the day continues

[Anonymous No.17843406]

75 mins till the End frens

[Anonymous No.17843408]

>>17843320
Are we gonna get a Bernake tier rant today?

[Anonymous No.17843413]

I BETTER NO HEAR THE CIRCUIT BREAKER BELL TODAY OR IM GOING TO CHIMP OUT

[Anonymous No.17843416]

>>17843385

[Anonymous No.17843418]

Will the (((fed))) pumps work?

[Anonymous No.17843420]

US at 3.8k cases... wasn't it like 400 last week?

[Anonymous No.17843428]

>>17843413

[Anonymous No.17843431]

>up 145% on my DAX bear certs

uhhh how low will it go bobos

[Anonymous No.17843433]

>>17843213
>DAX -9%
-9%
-9%
-9%
-9%
-9%
-9%
-9%

[Anonymous No.17843437]

>>17843420
Rest assured the number of actual cases is 10-20x that and growing exponentially

[Anonymous No.17843442]

We are going to hit limit down under five minutes into trading today. Book it brahs.

[Anonymous No.17843444]

>>17843420
50k cases tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17843446]

>>17843354
Not bad, I got out of my 3/20 DIS puts on Friday morning, but beyond that stonks only go down.

[Anonymous No.17843449]

What if you're all wrong and we'll see the biggest destruction of shorts in history?

[Anonymous No.17843450]

I have all my money in iShares Core U.S. Aggregate Bond ETF. Am I going to get a big gain now that the Feds are buying up 1.5 trillion bonds?

[Anonymous No.17843453]

>>17843437
>>17843420
Yes, because so many people don't even have symptoms, or treat it like a cold.

[Anonymous No.17843454]

Yurop falling off a cliff again lmao

[Anonymous No.17843459]

>Wanted to buy DB puts last friday
>Literally no-one was selling them

Not too surprising but still, sucks

[Anonymous No.17843465]

>>17843240
There's a decent chance that some of my portfolio goes bankrupt due to this.

[Anonymous No.17843466]

>>17843303
how do you short?

[Anonymous No.17843471]

Wew lad. Oil sub 30 again. Can we 25? Do i hear 25? I've got 25 25 25 25 let's hear 25 ho!

[Anonymous No.17843473]

>yfw /smg/ is now discussing total market dips and surges as if it was some meme cryptocurrency

it's time to pray bros

[Anonymous No.17843474]

>>17843420
Testing only really started a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.17843475]

https://voca.ro/9FRqeK1VFtu

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17843476]

Posting to say I was here on this historic day.

[Anonymous No.17843485]

>>17843454
>he thinks his third world muttville shithole will be safe

[Anonymous No.17843488]

-20% incoming

[Anonymous No.17843489]

>>17843442
We won't even make it that far, unless there's a big jump, dow and s&p set to open bell, close.

[Anonymous No.17843492]

>>17843265
Buy a $400 rifle and some ammo from Palmetto State Armory, spend the rest on toilet paper. Live like a king in the post-apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.17843496]

im telling you im buying oil at 20, even if it drops to a dollar a barrel im buying

[Anonymous No.17843499]

>>17843465
As long as XOM and MRO stay above water I'm happy

[Anonymous No.17843500]

>>17843265
you're a bit late but buy stocks or calls of:
SQQQ
VIX
VXX
UVXY
LVO:NA if you're a yuro

[Anonymous No.17843501]

>that eod pump on Friday

[Anonymous No.17843508]

>>17843444
The numbers have spoken.

[Anonymous No.17843511]

>All my walmart 3/20 calls are garbage because we wont even see green today
Everyone laugh at me.

[Anonymous No.17843513]

>>17843466
Oh my god these newfrens

[Anonymous No.17843516]

>>17843240
>started the year with around 293k in my 401k
>I think its around 236k right now
>about to be 200k when it opens

I am tired of winning guys.

[Anonymous No.17843522]

SPCE $10 put for $88, should i do it

[Anonymous No.17843528]

>>17843471

Easily 25 today, it'll rebound possibly once or twice on a pump this month by a few $ but by next month we can expect to see 20.

[Anonymous No.17843537]

>>17843501
I wanted to believe
I really did

[Anonymous No.17843542]

>>17843500
SQQQ futures are already at 28

[Anonymous No.17843545]

>>17843516
same but all my numbers are 1/10th as much because I'm young :p

[Anonymous No.17843546]

>>17843386
im shorting euro for obvoius reasons

[Anonymous No.17843551]

>>17843449
Oh that's happening. It's the primary reason for record breaking rebound days in bear markets. Timing is the tricky bit.

[Anonymous No.17843552]

>>17843265
I'm assuming you probably haven't messed around with options? I recommend taking the smart way. Keep saving up money, wait until next year and create a good investment portfolio of ETFs, blue chips and some speculative stocks.

[Anonymous No.17843553]

>>17843511
I'll cry with you instead

[Anonymous No.17843556]

>>17843545
based nino

[Anonymous No.17843570]

TVIX bros where you at? Mad gains ahead!

[Anonymous No.17843584]

>>17843489
you right bro, just saw the SPY is down 9.87% in pre-market. We are fooked.

[Anonymous No.17843599]

https://www.strawpoll.me/19545316
https://www.strawpoll.me/19545316
https://www.strawpoll.me/19545316

need a demographic check lads

[Anonymous No.17843600]

[Anonymous No.17843602]

>>17843570
Already over $500 in pm. Feels good

[Anonymous No.17843613]

>>17843446
They announced the park closings Thursday evening and Friday morning. They couldn't even take the hit naturally before Trump had his fed pump the markets up.

I'm hoping for a 20% down this week.

[Anonymous No.17843622]

Defense stocks to invest in for when we turn China into a wasteland?

[Anonymous No.17843623]

>>17843280
that meme is great.

Post more

[Anonymous No.17843625]

>>17843492
I ordered one on Saturday. Checked status on Sunday and they’re all sold out.

>Mfw when I bought one of the last kits available for perhaps a long time.

[Credit Easing Officer No.17843632]

WARNING:
WARNING:
WARNING:

FULLY CLOSE ALL POSITIONS AND CASH OUT
FULLY CLOSE ALL POSITIONS AND CASH OUT

I REPEAT

FULLY CLOSE OUT ALL POSITIONS AND CASH OUT

DO THIS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

(for those who remember what happened after 9/11)

[Anonymous No.17843637]

Will we actually see a level 3 pause? Surely MMs want to trade today too...

[Anonymous No.17843649]

Why the FUCK is it going down? It's LITERALLY THE FUCKING SNIFFLES
I bought on Friday because you STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS CONVINCED ME IT WAS OVER
IT'S THE FUCKING SNIFFLES FUCK

[Anonymous No.17843651]

>>17843489
Lmao I know I should be upset I mean I have like 15% of my net worth in oil dividend stocks but holy fuck this is just hilarious at this point. It's funny money. The whole God damn system is based on nothing

[Anonymous No.17843655]

prepare your asses

[Anonymous No.17843660]

>smg is mostly amerimutts
Now it's obvious why the thread is so terrible.

[Anonymous No.17843663]

>>17843632
I was a two years old during 9/11, what happened?

[Anonymous No.17843665]

>>17843385

[Anonymous No.17843667]

read somewhere that there will be no plans to shut down the market since the market is essentially all digital anyway--don't know how true this is since the commenter didn't provide any links to back this up. I was basically trying to find answers as to what happens to options if they expire when the stock market is closed.

>>17843632
Aye, this is what got me thinking about this question in the first place.

[Anonymous No.17843669]

>>17843385

[Anonymous No.17843670]

>le nothing burger
based retards

[SOXL_shill No.17843671]

A pleasure to watch history with you all. We gonna get a bounce today. Barring circuit breakers, if you have puts, sell asap. Then buy calls. Sell them on the bounce. I'm thinking Trump is gonna do whatever it takes to keep the market from sinking too far below 2350 between now and November so don't get greedy. Also remember, no matter how much shit bulls or bears talk nobody has a crystal ball. That said, this virus shit ain't going away tomorrow so expect maximum volatility and ATH will be many months possibly a year away

[Anonymous No.17843673]

>24. The future needs to be constructed. It has been demolished by neoliberal capitalism and reduced to a cut-price promise of greater inequality, conflict, and chaos. This collapse in the idea of the future is symptomatic of the regressive historical status of our age, rather than, as cynics across the political spectrum would have us believe, a sign of sceptical maturity. What accelerationism pushes towards is a future that is more modern — an alternative modernity that neoliberalism is inherently unable to generate. The future must be cracked open once again, unfastening our horizons towards the universal possibilities of the Outside.

[Anonymous No.17843680]

>>17843660
If it makes you feel better, I was born and raised an Ausfag.

[Anonymous No.17843684]

>>17843416

[Anonymous No.17843686]

>>17843385
.

[Anonymous No.17843688]

wow
unstobbable


>>17843660
fuck off, eh?

[Anonymous No.17843690]

>>17843649
my bunny just died of snuffles :c

[Credit Easing Officer No.17843695]

>>17843663
The market closed down for a long time.

[Anonymous No.17843697]

>>17843385
>>17843669
>>17843686

[Anonymous No.17843698]

>>17843632
finally, after all these years I can say it:
ITS HAPPENNING, AND THIS TIME FOR REAL! AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17843701]

>>17843660
DAX currently freefalling and im doing my duty as a kraut to short it

[Anonymous No.17843708]

>>17843684
meant to quote
>>17843385

[Anonymous No.17843709]

>DAX literally at 2013 levels

[Anonymous No.17843710]

>>17843501
This aged well

[Anonymous No.17843713]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernanke_doctrine

Uhh bros? I thought Powell was the Chairman of the FED?

[Anonymous No.17843715]

>>17843695

What happens to PUT/CALL orders in such an event?

[Anonymous No.17843716]

>>17843663
Sand niggers blew up some skyscraper in Jew York because they hate our freedoms

[Anonymous No.17843718]

>>17843688
Crude is going to $26
Remember this post

[Anonymous No.17843726]

>>17843213
What did they mean by this

[Anonymous No.17843728]

>>17843385

[Anonymous No.17843731]

>>17843710
has anything he said or done aged well

[Anonymous No.17843738]

>>17843673
L-acc cope

[Anonymous No.17843740]

Inshallah oil 28$ soon

[Anonymous No.17843742]

>>17843632

Go away happening fag, european markets opened just fine, they didn't close it or some stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.17843746]

>>17841322
>do you have this comic in original form?
>it's really hard to find it unedited and also not in shit quality.
>please give it to me if you have it bro.
>>17841993
>>17842273

Sorry for the late reaction, went to grab a bite. Here, I personally saved this in September 2009 and it still has the original filename from /b/ at the end. Should be the original or very close to it.

[Anonymous No.17843749]

>>17843710
what was he thinking lol
what a goof

>>17843690
noooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.17843751]

>>17843690
Bunny no :(

[Anonymous No.17843752]

>>17843213

why people are so fearful of using puts? the most you can lose is what you paid for them, it s not like naked calls

[Anonymous No.17843755]

First time day trading. The only thing I know is shit is hitting the fan.

[Anonymous No.17843756]

is nobody bullish on the corona testing companies?

[Credit Easing Officer No.17843759]

>>17843715
Orders? I'd imagine they get removed. Positions? Hope you're not on margin.

[Anonymous No.17843761]

[Anonymous No.17843763]

I really hope no one was foolish enough to hold long positions over the weekend, and only shorts. It was way to obvious we were going to tank today.

[Anonymous No.17843764]

rip vtsax anon
now you get to get fucked both ways

[Anonymous No.17843779]

SOXL going to 50 soon.

[Anonymous No.17843781]

>>17843756
it just seems like every biotech pennystock company is claiming they are researching a coronavirus vaccine. I feel like I missed the opportunity to invest in any of them. But also as soon as a vaccine is discovered, all of those companies will tank overnight. I'd rather buy puts on some of them.

[Anonymous No.17843783]

>>17843763

Were you here friday, lol half the board was saying we're seeing green monday, they actually bought into donalds speech.

[Anonymous No.17843788]

Already adjusted my limits three times the last hour, dax is just free falling lmao

[Anonymous No.17843790]

>>17843542
I sold my SQQQ at 29.7 10 mins ago

[Anonymous No.17843792]

>>17843670
Fuck you faggot

[Anonymous No.17843797]

>>17843649
Who told you it was over? It's just the beginning.
You fell for the ultimate bull trap.

[Anonymous No.17843800]

>>17843755
>First day trading
well you chose a hell of a day to start. Its like if you were a soldier and your first day was D-Day or if you were a police officer and the zombie apocalypse suddenly happened.

[Anonymous No.17843802]

>>17843790
Why? It's going higher today.

[Anonymous No.17843804]

wheres that guy who was taking out credit card debt to buy calls, I want to see his wojak

[Anonymous No.17843805]

DAX -10%
DAX -10%
DAX -10%
DAX -10%

[Anonymous No.17843806]

>>17843663
The jews killed americans.

[Anonymous No.17843811]

When I started investing I accidentally bought a US-centric large-cap fund (mirroring S&P100) rather than a proper global all-cap fund. Am I any safer / worse off because of this?

[Anonymous No.17843813]

>>17843756
TDOC isn't doing horrible

[SOXL_shill No.17843815]

>>17843779
As much as I hope for it, Trump ain't gonna let the market keep dropping. The bottom on the S&P will be about 2350. Expect SOXL to hit the 70's and stop. After November if things don't get better with the world, it could happen though

[Anonymous No.17843818]

Euro Stox 50 -11 %

EUROPOORS BTFO HAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17843822]

>>17843802
It always pump at open. It has been for weeks now.

[Anonymous No.17843825]

I see HERO (vidya etf) is holding up well due to no one going outside.

[Anonymous No.17843826]

[Anonymous No.17843828]

>>17843804

The suicide fags will be out by end of day believe me, they're staying quiet right now biting their fingernails and praying donald trump does something.

[Anonymous No.17843829]

>>17843779
Once the dust settles (who the fuck knows when that will be) SOXL will be the ticket to Makeitville

[Anonymous No.17843831]

>>17843731
who hurt you sweetie?

[Anonymous No.17843832]

Can anyone tell me how OXY is able to offer a 22% DIV YIELD ??? I'm about to get baited into buying

[Anonymous No.17843833]

>>17843663
Bush knew Al-Queda was planning an attack but let it happen because it was the perfect excuse for his master's long dream of war to destroy Israel's enemies

[Anonymous No.17843836]

>>17843790
Why? At least wait for the breakers to reset ...

[Anonymous No.17843844]

France/Spain/Italy down 11%

[Anonymous No.17843848]

>>17843623

[Anonymous No.17843849]

>>17843815
>having faith in Trump
Ouch
>>17843829
that being said SOXL is indeed a solid hold when it finishes bleeding.

[Anonymous No.17843860]

Anyone going long with me this morning?!

No one would go short with me Feb 12....

[Anonymous No.17843861]

>>17843826
Solid

[Anonymous No.17843863]

>trump is gonna stop it
HAHAHHAHHAH

[Anonymous No.17843872]

>>17843815
What can Trump do? Cure the virus? Stop it from coming? He had a chance

[Anonymous No.17843877]

>>17843826
KEK

[Anonymous No.17843885]

God please just let Uber collapse once and for all so that Uber Eats takes its horde of brown subhumans back to where they shipped them in from.

[Anonymous No.17843888]

>>17843872
>He had a chance
To do what?

[Anonymous No.17843892]

>>17843492
Remember to check if the gas key is staked correctly on the bcg. some times is not.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17843895]

WTF ASSHOLES!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKERS POPPED THE BREAKERS AGAIN!!!!

[Anonymous No.17843896]

To all bag holders, please read about exponential growth and really really let it sink in. Then think about what happens when the market has to react to two days of exponential bad news and the general populace doesn't understand it. How could anybody be bullish right now.

[Anonymous No.17843900]

>>17843863
My earliest puts don't expire for a month. Fuck him.

[Anonymous No.17843902]

>>17843213
50 MINUTES
GODSPEED MEN
REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING

[Anonymous No.17843910]

>>17843885
uber eats is going to do well since drive thru and delivery are still allowed

[Anonymous No.17843911]

>>17843800
>if you were a police officer and the zombie apocalypse suddenly happened.
I played RE2. I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.17843913]

DAX -10%

DAX -10%

DAX -10%

DAX -10%

DAX -10%

DAX -10%

[Anonymous No.17843916]

>>17843860
I would if I wasn't retarded and went long in XOM and MRO last Wednesday like a literal retard fuck my life senpai

[Anonymous No.17843925]

im bagholding sqqq
fuck the police

[SOXL_shill No.17843928]

>>17843872
>What can Trump do? Cure the virus? Stop it from coming? He had a chance
>>17843849
>>having faith in Trump
>Ouch
Don't say I didn't warn you. Trump will go full retard to stop the freefall. All forms of tax cuts, direct purchases of securities, shutting exchanges down. He'll do it. ~2350. Count on it

[Anonymous No.17843931]

WHEN I WAS

[Anonymous No.17843932]

FTSE 100 -7%, DAX - 9% so far today, US markets will follow suit

[Anonymous No.17843936]

OIL BELOW 29!!!!
OIL BELOW 29!!!!
OIL BELOW 29!!!!
OIL BELOW 29!!!!
OIL BELOW 29!!!!
OIL BELOW 29!!!!

[Anonymous No.17843945]

lmao chink gettin called out

[Anonymous No.17843946]

God damn why did I only buy 10K in puts I should have bought at least three times as much!

[Anonymous No.17843952]

>>17843888
Wave his magic wand and make it all better like nigger jesus would have done

[Anonymous No.17843957]

>>17843888
Get test kits ready and put testing infrastructure and precautions in place so we could at least track this thing somewhat. Maybe we could have avoided shutting down NYC, who knows

[Anonymous No.17843962]

>>17843802
>>17843836
cuz I'm going all cash. I can't eat stonks during a recession

[Anonymous No.17843963]

>>17843931

[Anonymous No.17843969]

WHEN YOU TRY SO HARD

[Anonymous No.17843970]

>>17843936

Fuck sake you made me check

29.4 is still insane

[Anonymous No.17843973]

>>17843931
oh god oh shit oh fuck oh god oh god

[Anonymous No.17843974]

>>17843781
not vaccine, testing. trump announced 1.3 milion dollar contract to 2 companies on friday afternoon and pence did it again on sunday during the corona press. they said one company was going to be making all the test kits and you know millions of tests are goig to get bought and conducted in the coming months

[Anonymous No.17843983]

>>17843902
GET OFF THE MARKETS!

DON"T STOP!

GET OFF THE MARKETS!

[Anonymous No.17843987]

>>17843931
A YANG BOY

[Anonymous No.17843991]

'e cut ze rates?

[SOXL_shill No.17843990]

>>17843877
Is this the new gigachad meme? It keeps getting better

[Anonymous No.17843998]

>>17843902
WHAT TRAINING

[Anonymous No.17843999]

>mfw would have been up 500% today if brokers would not have stopped selling x15 certs
fuck (((them)))

[Anonymous No.17844011]

jesus fuck, will we get -13% circuit breaker today?

[Anonymous No.17844014]

OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO GET THE WHEELBARROWS

[Anonymous No.17844018]

>>17843991
demp eet

[Anonymous No.17844029]

I legit can't find an answer anywhere.

What happens to options if the stock market closes like it did the days following 9/11? (I don't actually think the market will close but I'm curious to know the answer)

[Anonymous No.17844038]

SPY -10%

[Anonymous No.17844040]

>>17844011
I fully expect that to happen before 10AM

[Anonymous No.17844044]

>>17843552
Only correct answer

[Anonymous No.17844048]

WHOS READY FOR DEAD CAT BOUNCE GAINS TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.17844050]

>>17843991
>Lord Bogdanoff, Covid-19 was a smashing success.

>Since when were you under ze impression Covid-19 was over?

>Hit all breakers

[Anonymous No.17844053]

>>17844014
maybe i should pull some money out today...

[Anonymous No.17844054]

>>17843895
I bet you're a skinny little wuss. Fuck you and your mom together ya sickly weak cunt.

[Anonymous No.17844055]

>>17843946
That's not even up to date. It's currently at 12.28 and it went as low as 11.66

[Anonymous No.17844058]

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING FED BROS

WE PUMPED IT

[Anonymous No.17844062]

>>17843916
You will be okay friend, flu season ends in 2-3 weeks and markets will be hitting new highs soon leaving everyone's head spinning.

[Anonymous No.17844063]

>>17844029
>think the market will close but I'm curious to know the answer

So gay when they do this. TAKE THE FUCKING CONSEQUENCES YOU FILTHY KIKES.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17844069]

>>17844014
fuck mine has a flat tire... i'm so fucking unprepared for this shit.... they better open this fucking market because i want to buy some dip.

[Anonymous No.17844080]

>US HHS Dept hit with a cyber attack Sunday night according to leak

This is a fucking bioweapon

[Anonymous No.17844083]

>SPY -10.50%
SPY -10.50%
>SPY -10.50%
SPY -10.50%
>SPY -10.50%
SPY -10.50%
>SPY -10.50%
SPY -10.50%

[Anonymous No.17844090]

looks like bulls gave up, only bobos left trying to earn money on falling market

[Anonymous No.17844092]

comfiest stream,yahoo finance or bloomberg?

[Anonymous No.17844094]

>>17843570
tfw when sold 1k shares of UVXY at 11 per share to short telsa.

[Credit Easing Officer No.17844097]

holy fuck
airline employees being told not to come into work for at least 2 months
also being told THEY WONT BE PAID UNLESS THEY USE THEIR PTO

source: msnbc squawk box

[Anonymous No.17844099]

Is IT happening?

[Anonymous No.17844098]

>>17844029
I assume in the money options get executed automatically.

[Anonymous No.17844101]

*DINK DINK*

Ahem

DO YOU BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER STOCKS

[Anonymous No.17844109]

>>17844048
not touching this shit after today - selling my comfy puts today and watching from the sidelines, this is beyond insane right now

[Anonymous No.17844116]

>>17844080
This seems obvious to me by now. Chinese did not announce or contain anything in Wuhan until after they had allowed tens of thousands of infected Chinese to spread it over the globe.

Nuclear retaliation should be on the table.

[Anonymous No.17844117]

question is: will we bounce tuesday?

[Anonymous No.17844119]

>>17844097
Which airlines?

[Anonymous No.17844121]

>>17843998
>he didn't get the training
my god things are getting desperate
NOT ONE STEP BACK

[Anonymous No.17844127]

[WeedBruddah !!zqJGPX1Vnde No.17844128]

>>17844029
THEY GET EXECUTED

[Anonymous No.17844129]

>>17844097
what's pto?

t. europe brainlet

[Anonymous No.17844131]

>>17844097
F

Time to start my own airline once all they big boys go bust

[Anonymous No.17844132]

>>17844062
I'd rather take comfort in my own idiocy and assume that 4500 is gone forever. Hope is pain. But thanks.

[Anonymous No.17844134]

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY

[Anonymous No.17844139]

>>17843983
>>17843998
>NYSE opening 16 March 2020 (colourised)

[Anonymous No.17844141]

any recs on getting sqqq now and selling 30 min in?

[Anonymous No.17844143]

>>17844097
I work for the USAF. For quite a while now, they've been hemorrhaging pilots because who the fuck would want to work for the Air Force when you can get paid better money in the civilian world. I think their pilot shortage is about to be resolved.

[Anonymous No.17844144]

Oil $28

[Anonymous No.17844146]

>>17844117
Possible, depending how far we fall today. It would be just another dead cat though.

[Anonymous No.17844156]

>>17844129
paid time off

[Anonymous No.17844159]

>>17844119
Virgin airlines

[Anonymous No.17844163]

Absolutely delusional cope on CNBC.

[Anonymous No.17844165]

>>17844097
Scandinavian government owned airlines are bleeding out ATM.

[Anonymous No.17844166]

Ok no, this is my moment, this is where i get rich.

Im all in on Exxon, and im gonna use 75% of my weekly paycheck on Exxon through out this recession

[Anonymous No.17844173]

>>17843385
>post your face when dow opens

[Anonymous No.17844174]

>>17844129
wagie burgers don't get paid when they take a day off or are sick

[Anonymous No.17844175]

Oil's going beneath 29.

[Anonymous No.17844176]

>>17844080
>>17844116
Greatest hits reunion when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rMbxmQmo94

[Anonymous No.17844177]

>>17844117
I might buy some long SQQQ puts after I sell my calls today just in case we have a pump tomoree/soon

[Credit Easing Officer No.17844179]

>>17844119
aal delta ryan and i forget the other one

[Anonymous No.17844185]

>becky getting scared

[Anonymous No.17844189]

PLEASE TAKE LOANS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17844193]

>>17844117
Likely, we always bounce a bit after a bloodbath, think of it as natural market physics.

[Anonymous No.17844198]

>>17844165
They have a P/E of 2 or 3 now, with the last quarterly report.

[Anonymous No.17844197]

>>17844166
Thats what I did
Not working out well so far
Best of luck brother >10% div yield at these prices

[Anonymous No.17844201]

I tried to listen
And I want to feel like that
Little white shadows blink and miss them
Part of a system, I am

If you ever feel like
Something's missing
Things you never understand
Little white shadows sparkle and glisten
Part of a system a plan

All this noise I'm waking up
All the space I'm taking up
All this sound is breaking up

Maybe you'll get what you wanted
Maybe you'll stumble upon it
Everything you ever wanted in a permanent state
Maybe you'll know when you've seen it
Maybe if you say it you'll mean it
And when you find it you'll keep it
In a permanent state
A permanent state

[Anonymous No.17844203]

>>17844165
check AFLT, russia airlines

[Anonymous No.17844207]

>>17844174
Bipartisan bill exempts businesses with 50 or less employees or more than 500 from paying sick leave. So it covers slightly less than 20%.
Can't hurt Big Business!

[Anonymous No.17844210]

>Breaking - United $UAL cuts capacity by 70%; American $AAL cuts international capacity by 75%; Delta $DAL cuts capacity by 40%

HAHAHHA, jesus fuck

[Credit Easing Officer No.17844209]

>>17844143
how long until we get to that point tho

[Anonymous No.17844214]

>oil at 28
looks like im buying alot of oil today lol

[Anonymous No.17844216]

>>17843492
Sir, for legal reasons that is a pistol.

[Anonymous No.17844219]

>>17844141
Too late. Just wait until SPY plummets, buy it up for cheap, and wait for Trump to do another corporate shill press conference. THEN sell SPY and buy SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.17844222]

Is there anyway i get a free house out of this?

[Anonymous No.17844224]

>>17844197
Im long, Exxon isnt going to die, its as American as apple pie

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17844228]

>>17844080
it's literally just the fucking sniffles. stop acting like this is more than sniffles.

[Anonymous No.17844230]

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOWN

[Anonymous No.17844232]

>>17844144

You were actually right this time

[Anonymous No.17844240]

>>17844198
>using P/E as an indicator
please lurk more

[Anonymous No.17844244]

>>17844222
kill the owners

[Anonymous No.17844245]

>>17844222
I think that id says it all, brotha. Calls on VIX.

[Anonymous No.17844246]

>>17844179
Dammit. Thanks for info anyway

[Anonymous No.17844248]

>>17844228
Based Baggie, drunk Baggie was cringe

[Anonymous No.17844250]

>>17844165

There was an SAS plane at heathrow this morning. Usually 1 plane every 45 seconds and it's like 1 every 5 minutes now

[Anonymous No.17844252]

>>17844222
Adverse possession laws
Basically, if you can squat in a house for a certain length of time, you can own it in certain states.

[Anonymous No.17844253]

>>1784390d2
Were we supposed to get training? Guys I - I dint get trained - guys!

[Anonymous No.17844254]

>>17844228

[Anonymous No.17844255]

>>17844222
Wait for boomers to start dying on mass.

[Anonymous No.17844256]

Is there a livestream or some sort of /biz/ congregation where we can watch the DJI open and literally close in 5 minutes after, together?

[Anonymous No.17844261]

>>17844219
<3

[Anonymous No.17844263]

>SPY down close to 11%

Hitting the second circuit breaker is not out of the question today boys. Only question is, will 20% be possible?

[Anonymous No.17844265]

snss tranny is nowhere to be seen
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

[Anonymous No.17844267]

anything i should look out for as an european?

[Anonymous No.17844269]

>>17844224
You don't have to tell me. I'm gonna either get rich as fuck or go down with the XOM boat. I am backing up the truck again this week and putting in another 1500

[Anonymous No.17844268]

aye what anime should i watch

[Anonymous No.17844273]

>>17843957
>muh test kits
>muh testing infrastructure
There's no cure for this, just like your TDS. Journalists can scream about testing all they want. It doesn't cure shit. You might as well bitch about the two scoops.

[Anonymous No.17844274]

>>17844210
We are going to bail out American Airlines, which has spent the last 10 years making unbelievable profits off of rip-off baggage and change fees, because they took an insane amount of debt to buy smaller airlines.
Their debt level is 30x the value of the company on paper.
Pence has already implied that the Airlines will be at the front of the line to the Taxpayer Trough.

[Anonymous No.17844275]

>>17844222
>take out all your money
>throw it at a house
>money will be worthless
>house will still have value
technically you got a free house that way

[Anonymous No.17844279]

>>17843860
on what

[Anonymous No.17844281]

it's over isn't it

[Anonymous No.17844283]

Seriously guys, what are the chances they suspend/shut down the market?

[Anonymous No.17844295]

>>17844268
Yuru Camp is comfy

[Anonymous No.17844298]

>>17844283
They definitely will, but that will only make it worse.

Its over.

[Anonymous No.17844299]

>>17844283
20% halts the market till tomorow

[Anonymous No.17844302]

>>17844274
Too big to fail goyim.

[Anonymous No.17844305]

>>17844274
>We are going to bail out American Airlines
Central banks will have to help everybody. The whole global economy is shut down.

[Anonymous No.17844308]

>>17844283
100%

[Anonymous No.17844311]

>>17844281

Yes, although you can help rebuild civilisation

[Anonymous No.17844313]

>>17844268
sagrada reset

[Anonymous No.17844315]

>>17844080
if the jews survive this, the chinks will pay dearly
those fuckers never forgive and never forget

[Anonymous No.17844317]

Cnbc link pls?

[Anonymous No.17844319]

>>17844283
Close to zero. The market is practically all digital nowadays. The chance of a level 3 circuit breaker is very high right now, I'd say there's a 65% chance we hit -20% today.

[Anonymous No.17844320]

>>17844283
if it drops 20% in a day they close trading

[Anonymous No.17844321]

>>17843931
lmao that face.

[Anonymous No.17844322]

SPX at -11% HOLY FUCK!!

[Anonymous No.17844324]

WHAT IS THIS SOME KIND OF SECRET CODE TO ALL NON GENTILES TO BAILOUT???!?!?!?!

WHATS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17844328]

>>17844268
ishuzoku reviewers

[Anonymous No.17844332]

>>17844274
Typical white economy. Shitty and make everyone pay for it. Then provide shit service and fee rape everyone and say you don’t have any money. White people should be utterly destroyed off the face of the planet.

[Anonymous No.17844333]

DIA more than 11% down

[Anonymous No.17844334]

>>17844326
new thread
>>17844326
new thread
>>17844326
new thread
>>17844326
new thread
>>17844326
new thread

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17844337]

>>17844322
I think my chart is broken.

[Anonymous No.17844338]

If Covid-19 is so good where is Covid-20
Oh

[Anonymous No.17844357]

>>17844302
>>17844305
American SHOULD be sitting on billions in cash, they've bought back stupendous amounts of stock to make the bosses and hedge funds rich.
They went from making hundreds of millions in profit a year to making 5-7 billion, yet they are fantastically in debt now.

[Anonymous No.17844362]

>>17843822
i wish i had of bought friday. I wouldve done same thing.

[Anonymous No.17844366]

The first circuit breaker was so exciting to see. It's boring now

Level 2 will be interesting though

[Anonymous No.17844369]

>>17844279
FNGU

[Anonymous No.17844377]

>>17844240
It's roughly as useful as EV/EBITDA, pretentiousfag.

[Anonymous No.17844394]

>>17843265
heh mine was in my mutual fund. its gone now.

[Anonymous No.17844409]

>>17844338
It's one of those titles that won't get a sequel for a long time but instead will get a ton spin-offs. Like Persona 4

[Anonymous No.17844420]

>>17843831
He's right
>I'm a nationalist and a globalist

[Anonymous No.17844423]

Opinions on buying UBSG? Massively down today. Dividend in May at 10% (0.7), and theres no way the SNB would let it fall under 5 right?

[Anonymous No.17844452]

3RD MORTGAGE FOR MORE GUSH

[Anonymous No.17844464]

>>17844283
Might see the 2nd one today.

[Anonymous No.17844512]

how normal is it to throw in some white lies when signing up for brokers? like liquid net worth and such

[Anonymous No.17844537]

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17844601]

>>17844512
Extremely normal

[Anonymous No.17844737]

the dax is only down 10 the down won't go down more than 8, the dow never falls more than the dax.

[Anonymous No.17844866]

I scared bros

[Anonymous No.17844952]

>>17844268
mononoke

[Anonymous No.17845220]

UHHHH... GUSHBROS??????