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>> No.17838753

Europe is now in recession.It's over.

>> No.17838777

S&P closing below 2500 today?

>> No.17838780

Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/8OyBtMPqpNY

>> No.17838782
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17838782

I'm out of money, I'm out of hope.

>> No.17838783
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17838783

Why isnt this open yet?

>> No.17838784
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17838784

This is what a closing borders does.

>> No.17838787
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17838787

>SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00% >SPY -7.00%

>> No.17838788

Trump collapsed on live TV
Holy shit.

>> No.17838793
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17838793

Short EVERYTHING

>> No.17838800

DAX dropping like a fucking stone
-7.26%

>> No.17838801
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17838801

hmmmmm

>> No.17838805

>>17838788
WHAT

>> No.17838822
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17838822

>>17838787
I'm so happy

>> No.17838823

>>17838788
Wow that was nuts...

>> No.17838824

>DAX closing in on -8%
OH NO NO NO NO

when circuit breakers activate?

>> No.17838828
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17838828

5K BROKEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK CORONA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17838830

FTSE falling to fuck

>> No.17838834
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17838834

>>17838800
we're going to hit -10% but for real this time

>> No.17838839
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17838839

IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER

>> No.17838841

FTSE nosedive. When will it stop

>> No.17838842

My May 1 250 SPY puts are going to be in the fucking money went all in with 12k good luck bros

>> No.17838843

SELL SELL SELL PUTS ON EVERYTHING ANY PRICE

>> No.17838846

FTSE below 5000

I reoeat FTSE BELOW 5000

>> No.17838847

FTSE sub 5k
Cac down 9%

>> No.17838849

*cough*

>> No.17838850

>>17838822
Congrats anon. Will be a great Monday for you

>> No.17838852

>>17838824
THERE ARE NO CIRCUIT BREAKERS FOR DAX!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17838857

>-7.87% SPY

Just fuck my shit up.

>> No.17838861

I'm going to fucking puke.

>> No.17838863
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17838863

>>17838839
MOTHER OF GOD

>> No.17838864

Pasted from last thread:
Ways for burgers to short FTSE/DAX/NIKKEI etc.? Thinking about just making huge puts on nasdaq indexes for the above but idk if that’s the most efficient method.

>> No.17838867
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17838867

>>17838846
>>17838839
Don't worry the market will develop herd inmunity.

>> No.17838868

why did my puts lose value?

>> No.17838874

FTSE hit 10 year low

All gains in the 2010s wiped out in 3 weeks

>> No.17838875
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17838875

HOLY FUCK, IMAGINE NOT BUYING CALLS AT THESE PRICES

YOUR LITTLE FLU WHICH HASNT EVEN KILLED 10K AHAHHAHAAHHAHA

SPY 300c 4/20 FAGGOTS

NOT WASHING MY HANDS, NOT BUYING SUPPLIES, NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING, TOUCHING MY FACE

>> No.17838880

>>17838861
Embrace the chaos bro

>> No.17838882

>>17838849
I hope that was into your elbow m8

>> No.17838893

>have 17k in spy calls I didn't sell on Friday
:(

>> No.17838895

>>17838868
if you’re on robinhood, they don’t update until open

>> No.17838899

>>17838874
based

>> No.17838903

>>17838874
Back to 1997 levels what the fuck.

>> No.17838906

>>17838864
Try to find ETFs that track those indices.

>> No.17838908

>>17838745
>Did you really think lowering interest rates and giving chip credit would help the people, muuhh-ray?

>> No.17838912

>>17838868
did you buy puts on VIX?

>> No.17838914

LET’S RIDE THIS BIG RED SLOPE ALL THE WAY DOWN BOYS

https://youtu.be/mKpsuGMeqHI

>> No.17838916
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17838916

well
glad to know my SQQQ is safe

>> No.17838923

>>17838868
>>17838895
Don't worry, you're fixing to be very happy on open, they will update then.

>> No.17838928

I set a put buy, hope it triggers at market open

>> No.17838929
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17838929

AUSTRALIA IS KILL
AUSTRALIA IS KILL
AUSTRALIA IS KILL
AUSTRALIA IS KILL

>> No.17838931

MBI 10 HOLDING STRONG

I REPEAT MBI 10 HOLDING STRONG

TIME TO INVEST

>> No.17838938

>>17838895
>>17838912
interactive brokers. They are US puts and overnight they lost a little bit. Is it because of the VIX?

>> No.17838941

When is it time to buy? There is this promising biotech company worth 7.5 billion with 5 billion cash...
I could become a millionaire so easy if I timed it right

>> No.17838943

>>17838893
oh hi /ptg/ why didnt you sell the most transparent pump and dump of the century

>> No.17838946

>>17838788
>Trump collapsed on live TV
no, he didnt.

>> No.17838950

chaos theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Dt5OEe6p8

>> No.17838953

>SPY - 8.33%

>> No.17838956
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>> No.17838970

JK 100 put is beautiful

>> No.17838973

CAC hitting -10%

>> No.17838984

We're actually due for a 20% drop today. Erase that gay little pump on Friday and get some actual losses of our own.

>> No.17838994

>>17838929
fuck me

>> No.17838996
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17838996

Heading off to bed, but some bobo before I gogo. France, Spain, India, and Pakistan are still quite shortable! They have not reached the same lows as Italy has. Also the UK is ripe for short positions! Remember we will more than likely see a green day on Tuesday, so don't be surprised again anons!

>> No.17838997

I'm buying stocks for the first time tomorrow and I was planning on just buying regular stock of some ETFs but everyone's buying puts which is what i probably should do but I dont get how it works :(

>> No.17839005

>>17838938
>and overnight they lost a little bit
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/theta.asp

>> No.17839007

FTSE GOING BACK TO THE STONE AGE
FTSE GOING BACK TO THE STONE AGE
FTSE GOING BACK TO THE STONE AGE
FTSE GOING BACK TO THE STONE AGE

>> No.17839008

god i wish i went all in on puts. pussied out and went 75% UVXY, which is still printing, but

what are the odds of a dead cat bounce late tomorrow or tuesday

>> No.17839010

>>17838941
Don't try to time it, if you are sure on this buy little by little on the way up. Personally, I'm staying away from biotechs rn.

>> No.17839033

>>17838997
Same fren

>> No.17839034

>>17839007
FTSE BACK TO 2009

>> No.17839038

>>17839008
that was last friday mate

>> No.17839039

>>17839008
I'd look for the bounce on Friday, that's the "pattern" so far. But it probably wont hold true forever/every time.

>> No.17839045
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17839045

Lol fuck. I justed want my money to do something. Either go or leave

Fuck living in Arizona

>> No.17839047

>>17838867
lel

>>17838929
eternal shitposters btfo

>> No.17839048
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17839048

>>17838996
how the fuck are you sleeping through this?

>> No.17839049

FTSE 100 looks like a hockey stick graph straight to Hell.

>> No.17839053

>>17839039
if we have a bad enough week (all red days) this week, i think that pattern's going to get BTFO'd

>> No.17839056

>>17839008
Are puts more profitable than an inverse ETF would be right now? I’m new and don’t understand options trading.

>> No.17839059

When I first started following the stock market in 2004 the FTSE was at 4800

Never thought I'd see that again

>> No.17839067

>>17839008
Monday? 0% Probably a bounce on Tues, unless we hit 20%

>> No.17839068

>>17838929
Hahahahahahahahahah

>> No.17839070
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>>17839048
I didn't enter any short positions on Friday because I lost track of time like an idiot. No point in watching my longs bleed a bunch tomorrow, though I'll probably wake up right at open just to have fun in the thread.

>> No.17839075
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17839075

>mfw stocks go lower than when trump came into office

>> No.17839079
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>>17839049

How many jumpers today?

>> No.17839087

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVX-uz8J560
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVX-uz8J560
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVX-uz8J560

>> No.17839092

How are russkies holding at around -2%?

>> No.17839115

>>17839092
Corona is not that bad over there, closed all the borders immediatly

>> No.17839127

>>17839056
can be, massively more than even leveraged efts
and puts ON leveraged etfs can be absolutely insane

>> No.17839137

>bullkeks trying to pump again
lmao
did the opening 20 minutes not teach them?

>> No.17839139

1929 - The Great Depression
2020 - The Greater Depression

>> No.17839150

Oh man, are we hitting -10% today

>> No.17839152

>>17839127
Looks like I have some research to do. This crash has spurned my interested in trading.

>> No.17839158

>>17838941
if you rly like the fundamentals start averaging in now, you're never going to perfectly time the bottom

>> No.17839162

what was the fed's play? why did they announce cuts on sunday instead of the scheduled meeting on wednesday?

>> No.17839166
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17839166

sooooooo SPY puts now??

>> No.17839171

$TSLA still trading above 400

deluluworld

I'll go in and snap a put if it doesn't tank at market open.

>> No.17839176

Wow this stuff is crazy haha, so we should be hitting a bottom soon right? Then I can buy in?

>> No.17839183
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17839183

>french index is literally cock
faggots

>> No.17839186

>>17839070
AAAAAAAAA
YOURE NOT GOING TO CUT ANY LOSSES OR ENTER ANY SHORT SPECS?!?!?

I fucking hate tim.

>> No.17839188
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17839188

>when you call and put at the same time the same stock

>> No.17839192

12k to use, how do i do at market open?

>> No.17839197

>>17839150
Yep. Seems likely. And we have further to go after that still. This virus isnt even at full swing yet.

>> No.17839199

VIX futures up 30% lmao

>> No.17839207

>>17839171
im still bitter at selling at 316. I can wait longer for it to fall.

>> No.17839211

>>17839186
Most of the gains with puts are made at open, the spreads are so dogshit. All my longs I'm DCAing into every other day, I don't plan on dying anytime soon I can wait 5 years.

>> No.17839213

>>17838604
Your reckoning is at hand bears.

>> No.17839215
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17839215

WTI Crude about to hit 2x.xx

>> No.17839225

>>17839150
we're hitting -10 before the market even opens

now im getting legitimately concerned of them freezing the market, the panic selling is insane, so bad the panic that a freeze induces might be the better option

>> No.17839227

>>17838745
-$10,000
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17839233
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17839233

based TVIX
can't wait for those puts to update

>> No.17839234
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17839234

>>17838875
Please buy some more, IM NOT MAKING ENOUGH MONEY YET HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17839237

>>17839188
It's called straddling and is a basic technique.

>> No.17839242
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17839242

Best part?
This isn't even anywhere near over.
Market will tank 80% in the end.
Giga holocaust incoming on a global level.

>> No.17839244

FTSE bullkeks couldn't even get back to 5k despite their best efforts
time to go back down Mr. Bones Wild Ride

>> No.17839253

>>17839176
Totally bro. The bottom.. which is uhhhhhhh

>> No.17839255

FTSE at 4xxx
Oil almost at 2x.xx
Actually happy

It's like 2004 again

>> No.17839258

>>17839237
so basic robinhood even allows them

>> No.17839272
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17839272

do i buy SQQQ at open?

pls respond

>> No.17839273

>>17839158
I already bought them when they were 3 billion, but I'm talking about using leverage, which means I don't want the stop loss to get hit.

>> No.17839277

>>17839211
Ah... I’m only 25% cash and now that trump may have just lost reeelection... I don’t know that I want to ride LMT and MSFT all the way to the bottom.

>puts
Don’t like em as much as inverse ETFs and shorting.

>> No.17839280

>>17839092
Oil driven economy.

>> No.17839282

>>17839237
well that is pretty BASED then

>> No.17839290

>>17839227
>ID
>loss

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17839301

>>17839272
That's what I'm doing, but I have no idea what I'm doing.

>> No.17839309

>>17839280
>oil down another -5% for both WTI and brent
lol
also they're down -3.4% and -5% now, delayed reaction perhaps?

>> No.17839310

>>17839092
they've dealt with chernobyl before they will survive this

>> No.17839313
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17839313

Remember folks

>> No.17839321

>>17839309
Oil is down 5% too.

>> No.17839323

>>17839310
That's actually the Ukrainians. The Russians were just the ones to set it off in their back yard.

>> No.17839329

>money is locked away until retirement anyways

>Can only lose maximum 5k even if it goes to 0

Stupid boomers

>> No.17839334
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17839334

>>17839277
I think puts on a lot of the MSCI index's are pretty cheap still. If you can deal with the awful spreads.

>> No.17839335

>>17839290
A loss, 98%.
I’m sorry fren but kek has spoken

>> No.17839343

pls someone tell me bullcucks loose a lot of money for these artificial bumping

>> No.17839345

>>17839313
where we at bro

>> No.17839350

>>17839290

A loss 98+

You will lose more than 98% of your investments

>> No.17839353

Do all these brokers have an obligation to sell puts? I would think they would just stop taking it.

>> No.17839369

bros I just made +20% with a leveraged short ETF on the CAC40. THANK YOU BASED CORONA. Not only did I make back everything I lost during the krach but I also made 2k euros extra. BULLS BTFO

>> No.17839373

>>17838997
>>17839033
If you want to yolo, just go to spy puts and buy the most expensive one you can afford with an expiration end of week. Don’t hold too long.

>> No.17839378
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>>17839335
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK MY SHIT UP

>> No.17839381
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17839381

>>17839290
damn a 98% loss, just end your life

>> No.17839383

I don't even know right now. A part of me wants to throw a couple of chips down on b the table but the Scill economy is having a legit seizure and I don't know if I can part with any cash.

Then again i only have a couple hundred to spare so this game might be too rich for my blood.

>> No.17839398

>>17839373
you are that fag from the other day trying to ruin newfrens arent you...

>> No.17839402

>>17839335
>>17839350
at least im not a POO and a PIG

>> No.17839403

>>17839378
You should've listened fren. Bobo's will be the only ones making it out alive.

>> No.17839412

>>17839369
Very nice anon

>> No.17839413

WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER YOU FALL IN LOVE? ASKING FOR LCI-GUY.

>> No.17839415

WHERE ARE THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>> No.17839418

PUTTING IN LIMIT ORDERS ON SQQQ AT 29, 29.5 AND 30, IDK IF I WILL GET FILLED

>> No.17839419
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>>17839162
Jerome was tried of the fat faggot bullying him, so he said "fuck it, I'll give the kike EXACTLY what he's been bagging for"

>> No.17839422

>>17839343
the FTSE pumps are the most pathetic thing I've seen
they finally managed to get back above 5k after like 20 minutes of wasting money and we all know it won't last

>> No.17839429

>>17839139
kek
>>17839053
no doubt

>> No.17839431

Why is silver gettung cheaper when there is huge demand for it?

>> No.17839447

>>17839192
wait for the bounce later this week, then buy ETF puts and profit

>> No.17839451

>>17839413
IM SO THINING ABOUT DOING IT AND ASKING THIS BROAD TO BE MY WIFE.... PLEASE SOME ONE... ANYBODY TALK SENSE TO ME... PLEASE HELP ME BEFORE I KILL MY SELF...

>> No.17839454

>>17839431
Everyone is buying gold. JP Morgan artificially manipulates the price of silver.

>> No.17839460
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17839460

>DAX hit the circuit breaker at 8.15%

>> No.17839467

>>17839431
Reduced demand in industry. Factories aren't open. My guess.

>> No.17839471

>>17839431
Gold and silver are, were, and always will be memes.

>> No.17839472

>>17839010
>Don't try to time it
>>17839158
>if you rly like the fundamentals start averaging in now
This. Volatility is *crazy* right now. Put in a limit at a price you're comfortable paying and ride it out for the day. The markets are beyond fundamentals right now, trading mostly on sentiment. You can't make good predictions this way. Hindsight is always 20/20, just make good decisions given the information you have available *now*. If you're happy with your decision/trade it won't matter that it's not "optimal".

>>17838997
>>17839033
Only buy what you understand at least on a basic level.
And "tomorrow" is very far away now, pretty much beyond forecasting. We don't even have a good grasp what the markets will close at today. The volatility is insane. Expect a massive slide down, but whether we see a massive rebound (my guess) or a continuing trend is anyone's guess.

>> No.17839478

>>17839369
Very nice buddy, I was right there with you, and the FTSE

>> No.17839479
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17839479

HERE

WE

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17839481

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>> No.17839484

dont do it unless you want to get married right away, long engagements wreck your shit

>> No.17839496

>>17839272
little too late, should have bought friday since it was an obvious false green day. But yeah you can buy at opening but expect to make maybe a +10% at best (SQQQ is a x2 inverse right?).

>> No.17839498

>>17839472
Going by past few weeks and current situation in the US I'm going with the latter

>> No.17839507

>TVIX 526.42 +191.02 (56.95%)
Wew lad I almost held onto it at 195... fuck i made a huge mistake

>> No.17839508

would you guys sell SQQQ and DRIP after the market opens and drops or should I just keep holding on them? I heard inverse ETF’s aren't meant to hold

>> No.17839511

Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
And as I climb into an empty bed
Oh well, enough said
I know it's over still I cling
I don't know where else I can go, mother

Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
See, the sea wants to take me
The knife wants to slit me
Do you think you can help me?

>> No.17839527

>>17839403
Honestly I invested for the long term (5+ years) but yeah I should had exited and bought back in.

>> No.17839528

I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT. I CAN'T GET A CROUD OF 1000 PEOPLE TOGETHER TO TELL EVERYBODY I'M SO FUCKING IN LOVE THAT I'M SO HAPPY AND THIS BROAD DOES IT ALL... I JUST HAVE TO ELOPE AND GET MARRIED ON THE DOWN LOW...

>> No.17839530

I'm a bear but the speed and power of this crash seems unbelievable even to me.

>> No.17839532
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17839532

>tried to warn my family
>none of them believed me

>> No.17839533

>>17839508
That's under the assumption of continued economic growth. We ain't got that atm bucko.

>> No.17839536

>>17839479
So much blood in the Euro Zone today.

>> No.17839541
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17839541

FTSE already back below 5k
congrats bullcucks, you managed to waste your money on propping up the market above 5k for 10 minutes

>> No.17839544

I GUESS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO.... NO THANKS TO ANY OOF YOU ASSHOLES.

>> No.17839548

>>17839313
What am I remembering?
Are you saying that there’s a gap to fill at dow 300? Or that we should go to war?

>>17839334
What are you aiming for?
Spain? France? Germany?
Perhaps Sweden?

>> No.17839550

>>17839532
well guess what that tells you.

>> No.17839552

Oh my spce puts are going to be so lovely today

>> No.17839557

why didnt i close my calls on friday, WHY GOD WHY

>> No.17839561

>>17839548
see:
>>17838996

>> No.17839566

>>17839557
RIP...

>> No.17839568

>>17839550
KEK

>> No.17839572
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17839572

Tempted to go to the casino today (an actual one, not an options trading platform)

Las Vegas and Germany closed their casinos, this might be my final chance

>> No.17839573
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17839573

What should I buy thats going on sale today lads ?

>> No.17839575

>>17839548
yes

>> No.17839576

>>17839557
because youre a retarded drumpf voter

>> No.17839577
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17839577

will jerome just leave the printer on all today?

>> No.17839582

>>17839431
Deflation; and it’s primary use is industrial, it doesn’t goes up during a recession.

>> No.17839587

MY BELOVED 3/20 PUT BROS WE MADE IT
LOVE YOU ALL
MAY BOBO GUIDE US

>> No.17839588

whats the move at open boys?

>> No.17839599
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>>17839550
don't say that...

>> No.17839602

>>17839573
not a bunch of gay ass funds

>> No.17839603

SPY -9.00%

>> No.17839609

I should have just gotten into fucking gambling

>> No.17839608

>>17839576
i dont vote in the US faggot, had to put my son to sleep and market closed before i had the time to collect profits

>> No.17839610

>>17839532
>warned my family
>they believed me
>we got out in January
Now we just need to nail the buy low, but this market's going to stay bottomed for a while so that won't be an issue.

>> No.17839612

>>17839561
I see!
I exited Italy waayyyyyy too fuggin early. Oh well profit was protected.

>> No.17839614
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17839614

>>17839530

We're gonna get huge oversold readings. Remember, if in 2 years the market is 80% down, we still could rally 50% from our current prices in the short term.

Steel yourselves for a short term long. The US Congress is going to announce their response bill.

>> No.17839616

>>17839573
Nothing. This isnt a sale yet. 2 quarters of missed earnings is the end of the sale period.

>> No.17839620

>>17839557
Whats the damage going to be?

>> No.17839621

>>17839536
And I’m a vampire

>> No.17839628
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>>17839612
Yeah I'm only looking for the most obvious safest shorts here. Kaiji days are over!

>> No.17839630

buy silver?

>> No.17839635

>>17839609
that's even worse

>> No.17839637

>>17838828
>corona
Lmao

>> No.17839639

I trusted my shorting of oil CORRECTLY predicting the fundamentals would come through to collapse the economy but unfortunately i got in just 5 or 6 percent lower than pre market hours atm. Feels bad

>> No.17839640

Remember there's STILL time to sell lads. This isn't the bottom, not by a longshot. We've got a month or two to go until we hit it.

>> No.17839642

>>17839614
short term long, wtf are you talking about.

This week is filled with bull blood besides a few fed pumperinos.

>> No.17839645
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17839645

>>17839614
>oversold

>> No.17839646

>>17839630
sold out everywhere and the price just keeps dropping

>> No.17839647

>Aunt went to the airport yesterday
>was going to board a flight to Spain
>Holiday got cancelled when she was at the airport

I told her last week the chance of her holiday going ahead was about 1-3% but she didnt believe it

>> No.17839651

>>17839620
premium was usd 1500, but the loss of profits triggers me a lot

>> No.17839655

>>17839609
nah learn Blackjack

>> No.17839659

>>17839640
wait and keep reeling in the retarded bulls populating the FTSE right now
they keep pumping and it keeps dumping

>> No.17839660

>>17839614
>The US Congress is going to announce their response bill.

If 0.00% interest rates and some trillion dollars in liquidity and bonds don't move the market a single inch, what will? The very measures required to contain the virus mean the demise of the market, and not containing the virus means the demise of the market as well.

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17839665

>>17839587
5 royal Caribbean puts
23 SPY puts
We made it

>> No.17839668

>>17839536
>Euro Zone
just you wait Mutto

>> No.17839674

>>17839530

A lot of finance faggots just don't seem to get that this is the absolute collapse of the world economy. There will be local economies which might survive, like China, but I think they'll have to go to war to maintain any sort of stability and the US won't be in any position to intervene. The US is going to have to come up with a new system. Think about just how many people will be out of work, how ARMED everyone in the US is, and what unemployed people are supposed to do to get food for them and their families. We will HAVE to enact some sort of universal basic income, and we have to hope that it's implemented SWIFTLY and decisively at the moment of collapse. Do you think we'll do anything like that? Do you think we're ready? I've been waiting for this day for 15 years, back when I found out the world economy was a pyramid scheme based on debt and held together by hope and blissful ignorance. Damn near gave myself an ulcer worrying about it all this time, and now that it's here I feel... free.

>> No.17839682
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17839682

>>17839628
Yeah!
I’ll get out of this slave pit and we’re gonna make it!

>> No.17839683

Please fill my put buy order PLS

>> No.17839730

>>17839660
the virus is just the catalyst, the market was in a huge bubble

>> No.17839734

>>17839660
>what will
They lift all safety regulations for the COVID-19 vaccine, make it illegal to sue the company manufacturing it, and announce that they're throwing the full weight of the US government into producing it and commandeering any resources they need to get that shit in ever arm in the country.

Note: This would never fucking happen.

>> No.17839735

>>17839674
I wish I had more than $7000 CAD in the bank, 10oz of gold, and no job.

I don't know if I'm going to survive this one.

>> No.17839741

>>17839640
>This isn't the bottom, not by a longshot.
Bottom is spy under $100.

>> No.17839745

Am I fucking myself making a market order for UVXY at open?

>> No.17839746

>>17839674
>A lot of finance faggots just don't seem to get that this is the absolute collapse of the world economy

Anyone under the age of 75 simply cannot understand the system falling apart. They think the government is literally god and can solve any problem, and will exist in tact forever, and ultimately solve all of there problems

Trying to explain to a boomer "in 2 weeks there will be panic buying, and when that happens many items will be out of stock" is impossible

>> No.17839747

>>17839674
Hell yeah, dude, that's why on Friday right before close that I liquidated everything and I mean EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.17839765

>>17839730
>the market was in a huge bubble
I think you would be hard pressed to tell what's bubble and what's the complete simultaneous destruction of global supply and demand.

>> No.17839770

>>17839734
President blumfkin can’t make me take anything even if it will pump my bags.
Give it to the at risk groups like the boomers. Let them be the test subjects.

>> No.17839776

>>17839741
THE BOTTOM IS MARRYING MY GOOK GF... I THINK IM GOING TO DO IT. HER COCK HOLDER THING BETWEEN HER LEGS HAS THESE RIBS INSIDE OF THEM AND ITS ALL WARM... I'M GETTING HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT IT... IMA GO WAKE HER ASS UP.

>> No.17839778

>>17839741
I'd cum

>> No.17839784

>>17839683

what is your put buy order?

>> No.17839803

>>17839745
it'll probably print money for the next 6 weeks, the US is only beginning to go parabolic

>> No.17839807

>>17839770
>President blumfkin can’t make me take anything even if it will pump my bags.
Right, but they can easily lock your ass in forced quarantine if you don't.

But to reiterate, not happening. Last time we got stupid with vaccines everyone got Simian Virus 40 and nobody wants a repeat of that.

>> No.17839808

>>17839765
Very true,

But the fact that the bubble had been blown makes everything look xtimes worse.

>> No.17839815
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17839815

Summer will be back soon. No one will have trimmed vegetation for months. Everyone will be inside running AC full blast until all the transformers explode. In any case, the state of CA is bound and determined to destroy this power utility. They continuously give new leases on life to all its liabilities. This company is going down.

>> No.17839818
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17839818

>mfw bulls would not shut up on friday and saturday and then headlines got worse and worse over the weekend and sunday absolutely slaughtered them.

Why didn't you guys listen to the fundamentals? A global economy can't survive with all its stores closed, you're all fucking idiots.

>> No.17839837

>FTSE best performing Euro index except the Russians
what are they huffing and where can I get some?

>> No.17839838

>>17839818
I only wish I sold my puts on Thursday and rebought at end of day on Friday. I'm holding my puts too long each time.

>> No.17839858
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17839858

ACTIVATE

>> No.17839865

>>17839837
group immunity lad

>> No.17839870

>>17839858
4 more hours until bobo get's his way

>> No.17839871

>>17839818
>Why didn't you guys listen to the fundamentals
But the picture box keeps telling me the fundamentals of our economy are strong.

>> No.17839875

>>17839818
Literally all of us used the pump as a selling opportunity. I dumped my Visa, don’t know when consumer spending is going to come back.

Now this MSFT and LMT... im not too sure...

>> No.17839876

Markets dump 7% day after day, why not just dump it all at once? I guess the whales just must be stair-stepping down to give the bulls hope and fetch higher prices for their worthless shares.

>> No.17839879

>>17839858
I fucking love it

>> No.17839891

>>17839818
>Why didn't you guys listen to the fundamentals?
Because Cryptocucks don't know anything about fundamentals? They're NEET Highschool dropouts, and frankly, they deserve what's coming to them.

>> No.17839899

>>17839858
Pink Monday

>> No.17839901
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17839901

>Carnival cruise has now reached levels it was back in 1996
And it will only tank harder once things really open.
This shit is going bankrupt.

>> No.17839903

>>17839876
Why would they want to loose all their money, when they can sell worthless papers to bulltards?

>> No.17839905

>>17839451
DO IT JUST DO IT!

>> No.17839906

SPY is about to be down - 10% before the market even fucking opens.

>> No.17839915

>>17839906
smth tells me there is going to be a massive pump on opening

>> No.17839926

>>17839876
Because if the big money sold before letting it bounce they’d get less money for their stuff. I’m sure the algos have figured out how to juke human psychology with bull/bear traps. So they have to master screwing the humans out of their money while also beating eachother, like an elaborate prisoners dilemma thing.

>> No.17839927

>Dow Jones opens
>immediately -40,000 points
>nega-economy begins

>> No.17839928

>>17839901
Take a look at Royal Caribbean, already down ~$100 already. Sitting at $33 now.

>> No.17839931

DAX RISING


BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17839941

>>17839614
What does a bill do when quarantine has been announced. Lets be sensible for a moment. This corona shit and the oil pump aren't going to stop today. at least 2 more weeks of this im sure

>> No.17839943

>>17839901
It will get sweet, sweet fedbux. Problem is nobody will get rich off that except insider traders and the clinically insane.

You have to keep in mind the cruise industry is based out of the largest swing state in the country.

>> No.17839953
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17839953

About that corona relief bill...

>> No.17839961

>>17839901
Bresdident Crumpf already said how important the proud American cruise industry is... they’re gonna get a bailout.

Be careful if you’re shorting naked, it won’t hit zero before squeezing the fuck of some greedy bears.

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17839966

>>17839931
>rising
>-6.6%
he bought ze dip?
>it's now -7% again

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17839967

imagine being this retarded irl lol
in less than 30 minutes
It's just a demo account lol

>> No.17839978

>>17839953
God I fucking hate this guy

>> No.17839983

>>17839818
>A global economy can't survive with all its stores closed, you're all fucking idiots.
this. bfm business here in france was all like "it's definitely the beginning of a big pump" even though all the stores were closing. Then on the same day macron declared that all the schools were closing to adults will have to quit their jobs too if they want to take care of their children at home. He also announced all the shops were closing except supermarkets and parmacies. News channels are worthless. We should just stick to official announcements from governments and covid updates.

>> No.17839989

>>17839838

Its scary to hold over the weekend i feel bad i got into stocks again just last week i used to trade when i was younger, i missed all the good long holding opportunities while the economy slowly came to a halt.

>>17839871

Don't listen to picture box friend trust your heart.

>>17839875
Only the smart ones did desu, i'm just talking to the bulls, they were so adamant this weekend after donald trumps speech pushed the market up by 10%

>>17839891
amen

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17839993

honk honk

>> No.17839994

>>17839941
Gives shorts a reason to take profits, when they all cover the price shoots up, the bulls dump some bags and the bears reenter short positions. Basically what happened Friday.

>> No.17839996 [DELETED] 

>>17838745
her

>> No.17839997

Can someone post that index chart from Friday signed by Trump?

>> No.17840000

I WAS ON TOP OF THIS THING IN FEBRUARY AND DID NOT SHORT SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17840003

Bought 50kg of coal yesterday, how do I light a coal fire?

>> No.17840009

>>17839978
Really wouldn’t mind if Mitch and Nancy were to develop some sort of a coof...

>> No.17840011

>>17839941
HHS has said they don't expect COVID-19 to PEAK for 8 more weeks (and even that's assuming everything goes right and we turn back the pandemic, which they don't actually think will happen).

If everything goes wrong but we get a summer break, it peaks in October or November. Else it peaks June or July.

To be absolutely, abundantly clear, ANYONE talking about "weeks" in reference to COVID-19 is either giving you bad news, lying to you, or an idiot. We're in a "months" situation.

>> No.17840014

>>17840003
You don't. Burn the coal, pay the toll.

>> No.17840015

The /biz/ discord link is discord.gg xFuuSTZ

Join, we are currently watching the markets tanking

>> No.17840018

>>17839837
HERD
IMMUNITY

>> No.17840020

>>17839876
hedge funds aren't allowed to sell 100% of their holdings, they have to sell little by little.

>> No.17840023
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17840023

>finally get good at the stonks
>figure out working strategy
>recession happens

>> No.17840032

so what happens if s&p 500 opens below the circuit breaker?

>> No.17840034

>>17840023
>he thought he got good during a boom
haha welcome to hellworld, son.

>> No.17840035

>>17840000
At least you sold all your stocks when it crashed last monday...right? I mean you can't possibly just hodl your stocks when an obvious worldwide crisis is beginning right?

>> No.17840036

HIS NAME WAS SEPARATE VARIATION
SEPARATE VARIATION
NEVER FORGET

>> No.17840044

>>17840032
instant circuit breaker

>> No.17840048

>>17839928
It's $26.6 premarket. Everything is sinking hard.

>>17839943
Imagine all of these companies that are going to need a bailout.
Is the government even able to print out the entire travel industry along with the oil industry and the god damn economy?
This is getting so crazy the government should just do the Bank of Japan and directly buy stocks in these companies to cut off the middleman.
Hell, maybe they will.

>>17839961
Oh everything will get a bailout or US is royally fucked.
But how much of a recovery will those bailouts cause. Probably just throws them into crab market at best.

>> No.17840049

how much did everyone start out investing with? im kind of worried about jumping in with too much or too little.

>> No.17840051

>>17840011
Also, even after we're no longer in a pandemic, the boomer doomer will be an everpresent threat keeping everything shut down as an endemic disease until the vaccine drops, and that will just make it rare, not go away completely. But at least we can rebuild at that point.

>> No.17840054

>>17840000
at least I got out of all of my long positions at the top, but yeah, I wish I had doubled down

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17840055

what good is 1k right now freidns?

>> No.17840056

>>17840035
I mean I only started shorting since two weeks ago

>> No.17840064

>>17840034
My picks don't have that much market correlation. They still do shitty in a crash

>> No.17840068

>SPY opens at - 13%

>> No.17840069

>>17840023
>>17840000
Bros... it has been almost a year since everyone sold their stocks. We all knew there was a recession coming in 2020-2021... I've been preparing for the big boom for a year now.
https://www.ft.com/content/10a85b94-dbbd-11e9-8f9b-77216ebe1f17

>> No.17840073

>>17840055
sdow and sqqq are going to go up for the forseeable future, stocks still have an incredible amount of air to be let out

>> No.17840074

>>17840035
was in gold all that ime, so small gains instead of big ones

>> No.17840088

Why aren't any of the FTSE ETFs updating? Is the UK froze? Shit like https://www.hl.co.uk/funds/fund-discounts,-prices--and--factsheets/search-results/h/hsbc-ftse-100-index-class-c-accumulation/charts hasn't updated since Friday.

>>17840049
No such thing as too much. "Too little" can only mean "literally so little that they won't take my money" i.e. being below the minimum for shit like an ISA.

>> No.17840092

>>17840073
Dot'n they take a 1% expense every day thgouh?

>> No.17840097

>>17840092
no. that's per year

>> No.17840113

>>17840088
use this instead: https://www.londonstockexchange.com/home/homepage.htm
For any euro traded stock and etf I go to the euronext website, it's updated every minute

>> No.17840114

>>17840097
Well then ! Thz frendo.

I likely won't go for it but good to know. Aren't there some inverse oil etfs too?

>> No.17840115

>>17839674
Lurker from /pol/ and /b/. came to watch the shitshow of the market collapse here. You are correct that this is the end for the current world economy, >>17839747 is a wee bit melodramatic, the tech to keep our knowledge base and to then utilize it is here and being used already. By us faggots here btw.
America will survive, though America™ may collapse. But that matters not, for I came here to lurk enjoy the crash with /biz/ and ask what should I do with this throbbing erection I have.

>> No.17840117

>>17840048
>Is the government even able to print out the entire travel industry along with the oil industry and the god damn economy?
Yes. Absolutely. I cannot fathom the rebuilding that will have to happen after this, but I'm comfortable saying any major industry that needs it will be bailed out, doubly so if they're in a swing state. No fucking idea what they're going to do for small and medium businesses.

God fucking help you if you sell something perishable but not a food or drug. Good luck clearing your inventory before the quarantines drop your sales to 0.

>> No.17840119

>>17840088
my range is $5k to $40k but maybe it's best to start with a smaller amount to get your feet wet first?

>> No.17840120

>gold
Is everyone in the world going all cash now?

>> No.17840125

>>17840097
>>17840092
If the etf works like the BX4 I use, it's 1% every year BUT you will have to pay the 1% everytime you buy the stock, you don't pay anything when you sell it doe.

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>Roasties go to 3rd world to "find themselves"
>All international flights cancelled
>"Government didnt say not to travel to Morocco"
>No way of getting home

Kek

>> No.17840147

should i buy norweigan?

surely they wont let their state airline go bankrupt

>> No.17840148

>>17840115
based
>>17840114
There's an inverse for pretty much everything. Oil is DWT
>>17840125
Every day when they rebalance they pull out that day's fraction of the yearly fee

>> No.17840149

I'm guessing that in most of Europe and USA we're going to have about 1-2 more weeks of panic, followed by 4-8 weeks of quarantine-style measures. Will the quarantine cause the markets to fall even further? I imagine the panic will have reduced and governments might have presented some bailout measures, but at the same time the economy will largely grind to a halt

>> No.17840150

>>17839532
>they called me a madman

>> No.17840156

>>17840126
don't laugh. I was just about to do a trip to Morocco with friends unlike you incel

>> No.17840157

You think this will finally be the thing that convinces Americans that the idea that you should pull yourself up by your bootstraps is fucking insane?

Will we invade Iran during this just to drive up oil prices and prevent cuts in military spending?

>> No.17840168

how long does 212 trading id verification take

>> No.17840170

>>17840156
leave shitskin we dont want you here

>> No.17840176

is this unironically the best time to get into stonks?

>> No.17840181

Yield curve inversion.

>> No.17840184
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>>17840120
gold is not in any way shape or form a safe haven. Nothing is stopping the gubmit from taking your metal

>> No.17840187

>>17840176
No, but it's about to be. This is the best time to get into gambling on stocks though.

>> No.17840189

>>17840181
yeah for the past 10 months lmao

>> No.17840193

Anyone here that could give a sensible guess of when we will start feeling this and if this will be another great depression?

>> No.17840197

>>17840156
>I was just about to do a trip to Morocco

Well you are just as retarded then

>> No.17840198

>>17840184
>not having private safe

>> No.17840204

seems like its stabilizing

>> No.17840205

umm guys... check UVIX

>> No.17840218
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>>17838782
Time to find a rope

>> No.17840232

>>17840197
>bought ticket many months ago

>> No.17840234

>>17840157
>Iran
The war is won. COVID19 and MBS did some heavy damage. Not that the terrible bastards in charge will change, that will probably stay the same.

>> No.17840254

>>17840184
This is not why gold is falling.

>> No.17840255

>>17840187
when should i start then?

>> No.17840266

>>17838782
You're probably better off. Now just sit back and enjoy the show

>> No.17840270

>>17840218
I ALREADY BOUGHT ALL THE ROPE. FUCK HIM HE NEEDS TO DRINK BLEACH... WAIT I BOUGHT ALL THE FUCKING BLEACH TOO...

>> No.17840275

>>17840232

You should have gotten a refund weeks ago

>> No.17840282

>>17840255
Wait til you think things can only get a little bit worse. The market always recovers before the economy does.

>> No.17840283

>>17840193
2 months. By that point what situation we're in will be very clear. We'll also probably be transitioning into what will essentially be a wartime economy.

>> No.17840285

>>17840255
Id wait a week.

>> No.17840287

>Boris was just on CNBC
UH OH

>> No.17840291

>>17840205
what about it

>> No.17840295

>>17840148
so (.01/12)$X is taken daily?

X = value of investment

>> No.17840305

>>17840291
It's at 82$ bulls are fucked, this is going to be worse than 2008

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>>17838248
man look at this dude

>> No.17840322

>>17840295
Something like that but daily so 365 except there are 252 trading days a year so they use a formula that takes that into account. The rebalancing is done every day between 4 and 4:15 eastern time

>> No.17840329

>>17840305

2008 was a financial crash that could be bailed out, this is literally the end of the world

>> No.17840331

>>17840287
BoJo?

>> No.17840341

new

>>17840333
>>17840333

>> No.17840342

>>17838787
>>17839272

This is what I'm trying to decide as well

So tilted I missed the end of day friday in a work meeting

>> No.17840348

I'm so fucking pissed at my parents. I told them to pull out after Trump's missile strike on Iran. Even though it turned out to be nothing, it gave me vibes of the late Bush administration. They gave me some shit about "calmness" and that most of their money is in bonds anyways... they're going to end up like those losers who lost almost everything in 2008. They already lost 200k last week.
"A broken clock is right twice a day, Anon..."
"This is bad and I hate what Trump is doing but it'll blow over in a few months and the markets will rebound..."
"Most recessions aren't like 2008 Anon..."
I cashed my shit out after that. The economy was like a loaded gun.

>> No.17840379

>>17840147
its not a state airline

>> No.17840385

>>17840348
show them the -10% screenshots and they might change their tune

>> No.17840388

>>17840322
Okay yeah makes sense thanks.

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>>17840270
[writes down location of bleach and rope stockpile for future streetgang ops]

>> No.17840426

>>17840255
>when should i start then?
Absolutely not before 19k dow
Probably not before 15k dow
Maybe not before 13k dow
Absolutely at 9k dow

There might be plenty of money to be made past each stop, but the further down the market goes, the more you get into gambling by waiting for it to go further.

>> No.17840460

>>17840348
If most of their money is bonds, and they lost 200k in stocks last week, than they have more than 1 mil in bonds, and that part of their portfolio is doing insanely well. At the end of the year, if they rebalance their portfolio if shit really has hit the fan, then they’ll be buying a bunch of cheapies.

Dunno man, we may adapt to this or keep from from totally overwhelming the hospitals, and managing until we find whichever antivirals work best for treatment.

It sucks if they lose all their stocks, but if they don’t have to sell it isn’t the end of the world.

Unless it is the end of the world. In which case it won’t matter too much however much they lose in stocks.

>> No.17840590

>>17840254
>please lighten me frend on why its falling

>> No.17840744

>>17839398
No sir. Normally just lurk. I said if you want to yolo. Otherwise learn iron condors and selling covered calls and risk management. My investments are covered. Options are my gambling fund