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>> No.17838242

>>17838208
>OMG 1.3%

>> No.17838262

>>17838242
>t. crypto degen zoomer who never traded trad markets

>> No.17838264

>>17838242
try -5%

>> No.17838313
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-4.5% in 5 mins

>> No.17838324
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>>17838242
>>17838262
>>17838264
>>17838313

>> No.17838341

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17838348

>>17838208
whats' the ticker?

>> No.17838367

>>17838208
LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

>> No.17838370

>>17838208
WHAT THE FUCK IT JUST JUMPED TO -4.75% what fuckery is this??????

>> No.17838388

>>17838348
london bridge

>> No.17838389

>>17838348
FTSE100

>> No.17838428
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17838428

No floor

>> No.17838431

>>17838348
Ukx works too.

>> No.17838468

-9% incoming

>> No.17838475

>>17838428
more like black hole

>> No.17838482
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17838482

IT WON'T STOP

>> No.17838499
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17838499

we have now entered
the bobo zone

>> No.17838505
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>>17838208
>>17838324
>>17838428
>>17838482

>> No.17838520
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17838520

>>17838482
IT JUST KEEPS FALLING

>> No.17838607

Keep me posted

>> No.17838639
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>>17838520
>GO FUCKING UP.jpg
Why? All the deeper to buy the dip with.

>> No.17838664
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17838664

The ftse100 has no circuit breaker lads. We're going to be in a recession by the end of today.

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17838695

ITS OVER!!

>>17838607

>> No.17838729

>>17838695
lmao this is nothing, few days ago btc went down 50% in 1 day

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17838755

-6.27%

>> No.17838761

>>17838208
just print more £ bro

>> No.17838770
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>>17838729
And it'll go down another 50% by the end of today

>> No.17838833
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>> No.17838851
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17838851

>2008 was a puddle of piss
All you wagies out there- you're losing your job this week.

>> No.17838915

>it went under 5k ALREADY
yeah, I'm thinking we're fucked lads

>> No.17838945
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-7.50%

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>>17838729
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW FAGGOT???

>> No.17838985

>>17838851
>tfw working as part of the corrupt system and would never lose my job

>> No.17839004
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>> No.17839012

https://youtu.be/mKpsuGMeqHI

>> No.17839046

1929 - The Great Depression
2020 - The Greater Depression

>> No.17839076

>>17838954
NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP!

BULLLLLLLL TIMMEEE

>> No.17839083

>>17839012
Perfect ty anon

>> No.17839091
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>don't worry everything is fine!
>ok we might have a slight bump in the road but everything is still fine
>we're probably going to have a tiny recession, but it won't last that long!!!
>ok we're in a recession
Holy shit imagine what they're going to be saying after this week's end

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>> No.17839105

>>17838729
It just fucking opened though it hasn’t even been a hour

>> No.17839112
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I can always say
'It's gonna be better tomorrow'
Falling away from me
Falling away from me
Beating me down
Beating me beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming so sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground

>> No.17839119

>>17839091
>it's just like 1929
>we've had worse than this
>we fought off Hitler, we can do this
>LITERAL COMMIES FOUGHT OFF HITLER WE DIDNT
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.17839216

German DAX is down 7.5% in 30 minutes
This is a fucking bloodbath

>> No.17839236

short humanity

>> No.17839312

>>17839216
In France CAC40 is down 10% lmao

>> No.17839352

>>17839216
Then when it's down 10% I can invest and make big bucks

>> No.17839491
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17839491

It's going back up already lads, no need to worry.

>> No.17839518

IT'S UP! IT'S UP! IT'S UP!

>> No.17839622

>>17839046
This is so based

>> No.17839728

>>17838348
Bitcoin

>> No.17839806

>>17839046
The tremendous depression

>> No.17839836

>>17839806
The Best Depression
You Folks Aren't Gonna Believe How Great This Depression Is
A Fantastic Depression

>> No.17839873

>>17839836
Well it's kind of a strange depression because we all have food and money still

>> No.17839900
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17839900

>>17839873
We're only getting started anon.

>> No.17839902

>>17839119
why would they be bragging about fighting off a single soldier of the German army from WW1?

>> No.17839913

So this is all because of the blond retard's stupid as shit Corona policy that's going to kill half the country, right?

>> No.17839935

>>17839900
i know who you are

>> No.17839950

>>17839913
Wrong. This is rather a global slowdown due to imposed restrictions like the ones in Europe, China and the USA

>> No.17840227

>>17839873
it's been 2 weeks and we're already having problems with those. give it a year.

>> No.17840243

>>17838262
whats the point of trading such limp dick markets? gambling with margin, no less. WHY NOT JUST BUY BTC WITH NO MARGIN AND TRADE THE SWINGS YOU IDIOT

>> No.17840391
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17840391

What’s the strategy to buying stocks?

I’m thinking investing in futures or some other geared instruments once the bottle flips and things go back to normal.

>> No.17840477

>>17839046
The Crippling Depression

>> No.17840502

>>17840243
They are cucked, they have to buy what their wife's bf tells them is ok.

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>>17839935