/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17837357]

Feels good to be a Nolinker.

Fuck all you shills that have relentlessly and shamelessly advertised this POS 24/7

Get poor.

[Anonymous No.17837368]

>haha price go down that mean it bad

[Anonymous No.17837429]

>>17837357

Haha yep this will be glorious

>>17837368

Lmao look guys heres one of the drones that actually bought into the scam

[Anonymous No.17837447]

LINKY's get the rope!

[Anonymous No.17837521]

>>17837368
more like
>price go up that mean it good
your printed out of thin air shitcoin was worthless from the day it was printed by the fat scammer. screencap this and save it on your computer so you can read it again once it goes to zero and you stop being a deluded fucktard subhuman gorilla nigger

[Anonymous No.17837554]

> everything of value down but let's talk about LINK, an obscure erc 10 shitcoin only popular on an Australian emu racing forum
I'm thinking bullish

[Anonymous No.17837560]

>makes you seethe uncontrollably

[Anonymous No.17837575]

>>17837357
>2 years later
>STILL crying about "you kept spamming the one asset that beat the entire market during the bear market"

Surely you're the same guy all these years right?
The same guy with confirmed mental issues?

[niggers, the lot of you No.17837579]

>>17837368
>>17837554
>>17837560

>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>SIBOS, NEXT EVENT, NEXT MONTH, $10, $100, $1000, $10000, $100000, ETC, ETC
>>INSIDER THREAD, BELIEVE ME, NOT PAID BY CHAINLINK TO PROMOTE, BELIEVE ME
>>CHAINLINNK NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM SEC
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS
>>IT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN, ALL IN
>>GET YOUR ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE ON THIS, COME ON MAN
>>COME ON THIS TITANIC WITH USSSS, REEEE, WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING OUR BAGGGSSSS!

[Anonymous No.17837595]

>>17837579
> We are a cult
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17837606]

VROOM! VROOM!

Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner."

[Anonymous No.17837608]

>>17837579
Why are you addressing posters on /biz/ when Swift, Google, Oracle, etc. all explicitly got themselves involved in Chainlink?

[Anonymous No.17837637]

His Dad wears an expression of approval and almost admiration. "You know in Russia, everything was about scheming and scamming. I almost got sent to the gulag for scamming the entire village outside of Leningrad. Ahh those were the days..."

"I know Dad, but things are different now. America is easy. They're fat pigs begging to be ripped off..."

His Dad responds worringly, "but then the market will respond. If you're not actually doing work what will you do when rumors or "FUD" as you call it spreads?"

"This... is the best part Dad. I found a kleptomatic internet culture, essentially an entire internet board of people to parade around our token and market it for us. When people doubt us, they just say, "didn't read, never selling." They... actually belive it! They just keep spouting off "never selling!" They actually believe it Dad! Best of all, I convinced these idiots that this token was never meant for them and it was built for business to business scaling. That they were never supposed to discover it in the first place."

"Mhm... the same guys you talked to, to give them low prices on the ICO and hold the token so that they could spread it and reap in profits."

"Well, yeah Dad, that's how good scams work, you cut the profit a little bit each way so that everyone benefits. I even messaged the moderators and admins, they're called "jannies" and got them to look sideways for all the paid shilling and corruption, to spread the token further. Things are looking great Dad, I tell ya"

"Hmh, of course, now let's get some lobster and steak."

"You betcha, I already had three today. But first, let me show you where we operate. We're in San Francisco to convince these dumb neets that we're in tech capital and attend different shows. These- thes-these hahaha, these morons... sorry, they promote our tokens through so called "organic groups" hosting their own events. I swear, this is a carnie level of theatricalism."

[Anonymous No.17837657]

They arrive in the offices, Sergey flings his coat and throws it in the corner. "Pick it up wagie!"

"Yes Master" a kowtow employee humblly slinks off to pick it up.

"You should've seen the guy who tweeted that dumbass MOAB token tweet, I nearly beat his ass." Just then, Sergey's phone rings, "yes, yes... yes... no..."

"What was that about?"

"The guys from gravel coin called me asking for free link, I told them to buy it off binance."

"Binance"

"It's a chink exchange that I network with. They help handle the money laundering. We sell tokens over the counter from wallets we recycled from the ICO."

"This is much- much too complicated for me son."

"It's simple. Before we ICO'ed I made some threads and recruited some guys. I then fudded other tokens and paid Indians to promote it over the internet. We had the ICO then recycled funds back into it to make it pump. Theoretically we sold 35% but it was probably closer to half, maybe even a quarter, I don't remember the numbers."

"Ah, the classic distraction. Like a magician you lure your targets away from the trick."

"Exactly. By making it seem highly in-demand and creating false group-think, we made it seem many more people buying than they actually were. Then we needed money, we contacted the exchange, shuffled the tokens through there and got the funds. In exchange they got discounted prices and we made money."

"I see... and Google?"

"Same process. Bribe the devs with tokens, assure them a pump will happen then we contacted Coinbase and told them if we got a major company to mention us they would list us. Hey! Hey, give me the big mac, now god damn it!"

An employee scurries to hand Sergey a big mac, unwrapped and ready.

[Anonymous No.17837673]

"But Sergey, we are going to go to the restau-"

"Nonsense. I eat at all times and do what I want, hey, blow."

An employee scurries over the Sergey and his Father with a mirror loaded with glistening white lines and two shot glasses.

"Ah, classic Russian snack. Don't mind if I do" he says as he picks up a small cut straw. A loud and an almost snorting sound comes from Sergey's Father as he tilts his head back and comically begins to swallow. "Good shit. Nostrovia!"

"Nostrovia." They gulp down the shots and smash them on the ground. "Pick it up wagie! Anyway, let me give you a tour." They proceed to walk around the cramped offices.

"So when are you going to pull the plug?"

"Well the money machine just keeps going. To be honest, I don't even know what the fuck oracles are."

"Here's what I don't understand. If it's a good making machine, there's sure to be Jews and Russians and sometimes both in the mix."

"Oh they are. Chinks too. There's this twinked out meth-head named Vitalik. He blew me off because he saw through me and he refused bribes because he has his own scam going."

"The guy you're developing for?"

"Well... it's complicated. I promised investors, hahaha, I love saying that word. Investors... anyways, I promsied them something something, derivatives, basically data would go through us for a stock exchange."

"Why?"

"Because, they're stupid. Just connect big words together. Blockchain agnostic. Smart contract oracles. Decentralized node protocols. And bam you have money!"

"Huh, let me try... mhmm... Real time node operators..."

"Hahaha, you got it Pops! It's easy."

[Anonymous No.17837692]

They turn a sharp corner and Sergey angrily slaps the back of the head of one of his employees. "God damn it Rory."

"What, what did I do" he stammers out.

"Nothing. Fuck you, that's what." Both Sergey and his Father burst into laughter as they turn another corner, "This is my office, just a black telephone and a oneahole to blow off steam and... of course" He opens up a closet and there in pristine condition are thirty different shirts, all of the same type.

"The classic Steve Jobs. Son, I am impressed. You've learned big business so well, I only wish your Grandfather was here to see you. He would be so proud how you've milked these internet losers for money."

"NEETs, Dad, they're called NEETs. And I couldn't have done it without your backing."

"Ah, I see your philosophy degree is hung up here."

"Yeah, they made fun of me for it, but I can't help but think it helps me out-think the Fudders. Every time they almost catch us and every time we cover it up."

"And your exit plan."

"Russia of course. They won't extradite."

"Well, you've raised so much damn money... is there a chance to actuallly of pulling it off?"

"Not a chance. There is zero need for a token, you know I thought about it for a while but most of these protocols could be funded just as progress goes along. I picked something intentionally easy to obsfucate but also very easy to develop, but just added a layer of decentralization to make it extra hard."

"Why? Why not just deliver oracles?"

"Because they're fucking useless Dad. Like tarot cards or any other indicator, you just need an API to connect. All we're doing is technically setting up a layer for people to create their own APIs to act as a node to deliver data."

"Ahh, yes data... yes certainly Data is a great scam, but it's old no?"

"Of course, "big data, data is the new oil, yada, yada", but just throw a token on there and the word decentralization and bam! You have big money."

[Anonymous No.17837740]

>>17837606
>>17837637
>>17837657
>>17837673
>>17837692
Top fucking kek anon. Our kike masters will be pleased. I'll inform discord of your posts.

[Anonymous No.17837748]

good god its over now

[Anonymous No.17837783]

>>17837608
Reverse reverse psychology... 4d chess.
If you sell price go down... then they buy. It's 2 shill sides and Its a lol.
I have gambling money I've already written off in this so it's a good watch at least

[Anonymous No.17837885]

LINK died once it became the reddit and pajeet coin.

[Anonymous No.17837942]

>>17837368
Drone spotted

[Anonymous No.17837962]

>>17837885
>reddit and pajeet coin
Link also became the Google and Oracle coin for instance. Your take on that?

[Anonymous No.17837963]

>>17837368
>inorganic price pump
>that mean it good
hello newfag, also
>debunked “”””””””partnerships””””””””
>same presentation for 3 years
>can’t beat $5 in 3 years meanwhile ETH hit double digits within a year of launching
>literally no patented technology
>vague largely unproven claims
>transaction fees got jacked up when it was placed under stress

[Anonymous No.17838017]

>>17837608
>>17837575
>>17837962
>this guy didn’t sell at $4+ or at least 3.80+
>coping this hard as a result
>still believes the “””””””partnerships””””” are real and actually partnerships
Kek

[Anonymous No.17838060]

>>17838017
>>17837963
>hurrr the partnerships aren't real

What is this degeneracy; those companies announced the partnership first.

[Anonymous No.17838099]

>>17837962
Anything adopted by Reddit and pajeets tanks to 0

Nano
XRP
Verge
Vechink
Omisegook

etc.

[Anonymous No.17838116]

>>17837357
There's no applied use for this technology. It's all a bunch of abstract ideas about how it would work in theory.

[Anonymous No.17838122]

>>17838060
Those same companies will be posting losses and downgrading nonessential stuff like Blockchains. True if big guys for you

[Anonymous No.17838133]

Holy shit nolinkers are STILL seething

[Anonymous No.17838148]

>>17838060
Kek do your own research newfag rather than relying on /biz/ memes and larping “””””””insider”””””””” threads

[Anonymous No.17838164]

>>17838133
Discord trannies probably cumulatively sold and they are relentlessly fudding kek

[Anonymous No.17838167]

>>17838122
So the partnerships weren't fake then... Why you moving the goalposts around so much, fren? Got some ulterior motives or something?

[Anonymous No.17838230]

>>17838148
Daily reminder that all insiders using numerology are discord trannies. Insiders with coded knowledge may be legit but could still be discord trannies. Finally intelligent speculation is made by lower tier members like Timo and the telegram mod high on hopium. Simple and to the point corrections of obvious disinformation is made by Steve and Thomas who come here. Sergey once posted full sized version of his new headshot but may interact at other times.

[Anonymous No.17838271]

>>17838167
I just lost more than 100K fren that's hard to take so I'm torn between being bullish and wondering how link will moon with coronachan standing in the way...

[Anonymous No.17838287]

>>17837357
>Implying I'm hodling right now
eat dick and learn how to invest faggot

[Anonymous No.17838648]

>>17837575
>2 years
soon it will be 3 years since it's going back to 0.2

[Anonymous No.17838731]

>>17838060
the blog posts were real. the partnerships were not.

the proof is simple, all those partnerships are 12+ months old and there's not a single update on them and zero usage from any of the companies. Also one of the scammer who involved Oracle with the Chainlink scam got demoted.

but you knew that already didnt you? you're just lying to desperately try to pump your bags

I'm glad you never sold btw. Congrats on holding back down to 0.2

[Anonymous No.17838806]

>>17838122
Yeah, will they be downgrading non-essential stuff like IT, right?

>>17838731
>the blog posts were real. the partnerships were not.
haha ok buddy

[Anonymous No.17839015]

STINKY LINKYS are fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.17839022]

>>17838806
>12+ months with no news or usage from any of the "partners"
>literally 3 years with not a single news from swift
>Fernando fired for his involvement with Chainlink
>gravelcoin
>Linkers: the partnerships are real guys!

[Anonymous No.17839071]

>>17837606
>>17837637
>>17837657
>>17837673
>>17837692
Holy shit thanks for the kek

[Anonymous No.17839265]

>>17839022
>12+ months with no news or usage from any of the "partners"
uhm

[Anonymous No.17839357]

>>17839265
Fuck off with your fake photoshops you piece of shit scammer. Get fucking dumped on loser

[Anonymous No.17839390]

>>17838806
Did you even read the google blogpost you coping retard?

[Anonymous No.17839439]

>>17839357
>>17839390
>STILL seething

[Anonymous No.17839449]

>>17839357
hahaha keep seething, i will not fucking sell this. It can go to fucking 0. Rich or rags, there is no in between.

[Anonymous No.17839515]

>>17839439
>still coping
Kek. Honestly can’t believe there are people who did not sell at $4+, $4.50+, or $4.80+
How many chances do you need to stop being an absolute passive NPC lmao

[Anonymous No.17839538]

>>17839439
>>17839449
COPE harder bahahahahahahaah fucking FAGGOTS
COPE COPE COPE
Your fucking finished, get off this site

[Anonymous No.17839740]

RIP LINK

[Anonymous No.17839748]

>>17839515
>>17839538
Post order history, oh wait... you can't.

[Anonymous No.17839758]

>>17837357
based
The /biz/ discord link is discord.gg xFuuSTZ

Join, we are currently watching the markets tanking

[Anonymous No.17840047]

>>17837357
Assuming we could predict a global pandemic you halfwit

[Anonymous No.17840079]

>>17837357
Oh yes, it was very, very troubling to me to dump multiple 20x's with 200% swings, nettting about $450,000 from $30K into the ICO, and still having $100,000 USD in LINK.

Very shitty. Glad you stayed out. Boy would your face have been red.

Now I will 50x AGAIN off Verasity. I bet you aren't buying that either.

[Anonymous No.17840087]

>>17840047

You bought a pre-mined token where 65% of the supply is held by some fat Russian with a philisophy degree and HONESTLY wonder why it didn't end in financial freedom.

[Anonymous No.17840103]

>>17840079
I can smell the pajeetery through the screen.

[Anonymous No.17840111]

>>17837357
I bought at ,12 cents

[Anonymous No.17840164]

>>17839265
What is the fudder's response to Oracle working with chainlink?

[Anonymous No.17840167]

>>17840111
and didnt cash out at 4.80?.....

[Anonymous No.17840869]

a fool and his money are easily parted
at least the link niggers stopped spamming their shit for a while

[Anonymous No.17840895]

>>17840111
Like two weeks ago you bought at a dollar. Funny how that works

[Anonymous No.17840897]

>>17840164
Tears and concession.

[Anonymous No.17841034]

>>17837357
>He didnt buy the dip

[Anonymous No.17841070]

>>17837357
What a pathetic jealous poorfag subhuman.

[Anonymous No.17841074]

>>17839449
But more importantly why not take some profits and have doubled your stack at the least if you're so bullish? It was very clearly going to plummet a week or two ago

No point being stubborn. That was the right play

[Anonymous No.17841511]

my friend who understands computer science way better than i do read the chainlink whitepaper and lol'd at the "decentralized" solution of relying on trusted computing modules, which is what SGX is

[Anonymous No.17841907]

>>17837606
t. anon owns 100K Link and loves to FUD

[Anonymous No.17842509]

>>17841074
Mate, when it fell to 20c the first time and I kept buying up to 60c and then it fell back to 18c - one could have made the same play - but once you sell, it gets easier. Rightly or wrongly, I'm in until $100 or $0.
I know for me personally, if I had thought about swinging, I wouldn't have made it this far.

[Anonymous No.17843335]

>>17842509
I wish i could take that perspective when i miss enormous opportunity and simply be content with a needlessly significant subpar outcome

The way i see it, missing this opp to sell and increase your stack signicantly means living with that mistake and all the outcomes of it from this point forward. I see it is real tangible money lost