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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:36:09 2020 No.17834551 [Reply] [Original]

ugh edition

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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

previous sniffles >>17830983

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:37:25 2020 No.17834580 File: 46 KB, 450x510, 1576689939954.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A melancholic playlist for these end times. Join me as I head to In-N-Out one last time. https://youtu.be/rNDgwDf-In0

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:37:41 2020 No.17834583 >>17834551 Whats everyones favorite place for market news?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:37:51 2020 No.17834585 DOW 20K

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:38:09 2020 No.17834593 File: 2.86 MB, 1280x720, ok.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Train for the worst /biz/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:38:15 2020 No.17834595 https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/amlp Brehs...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:38:18 2020 No.17834598 As much of a bobo as I am, I'm starting to really realize how insane all of this is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:38:22 2020 No.17834600 >>17834551 You guys are getting puts... right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:38:35 2020 No.17834605 Anyone else have horrible anxiety right now? I'm kinda liking it. Never felt so alive in years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:38:39 2020 No.17834606 Since everyone is thinking the market is gonna tank I just set up some calls. I'm gonna double my money tomorrow bois

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:39:08 2020 No.17834617 >>17834580 Lol, i'm still stuck on Oingo Boingo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:39:10 2020 No.17834618 >>17834600 Bulls are fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:39:23 2020 No.17834620 File: 65 KB, 698x526, 1535082339421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >lo fi and meme beats

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:39:25 2020 No.17834621 >>17834585 Sorry, this is a BULL thread, friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:39:27 2020 No.17834622 I CANT SLEEP DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:39:35 2020 No.17834627 File: 3.22 MB, 418x547, 1471853352390.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834551 I'm thinking $35

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:40:09 2020 No.17834636 File: 194 KB, 720x1560, Screenshot_20200316-003916_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834600 > Getting Getting more, yeah, leaning towards NTFLX 180 Puts 4/3

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:40:22 2020 No.17834639 File: 45 KB, 640x621, 1584178342503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834598 Where we're going, we arent gonna need eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:40:26 2020 No.17834641 >>17834620 Zoomers anon. That’s all they know

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:41:00 2020 No.17834654 File: 288 KB, 565x425, 1584002433508.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834605 We live in interesting times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:41:28 2020 No.17834662 >>17834605 Imagine how the average neurotic jew floor trader feels right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:41:28 2020 No.17834664 >>17834551 I was saving up for a hair transplant because I"m balding. now the world is ending and money won't be worth anything so i'm gonna have to be bald forever and won't get any pussy during the depression :'(

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:41:39 2020 No.17834668 Is this /smg/? Where are all the pics of fat bitches?

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:42:10 2020 No.17834680

>>17834605
your heart pounds in your chest, your eyes dilate, your endocrine system pouring adrenaline in your blood stream. Fight or Flight instincts kick in and you get a taste of what your primal ancestors used to feel in the midst of battle. Enjoy it while it lasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:42:29 2020 No.17834683 File: 3.22 MB, 418x547, 1471853352390.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834541 I'm thinking $35

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:42:34 2020 No.17834684 File: 14 KB, 281x180, FD08699E-CE1F-4237-BC4E-191883807C18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AYY, YA’LL HEARD ABOUT THE GOOD NEWS? Y'ALL SLEEPIN’ ON ME, HUH? HAD A GOOD SNOOZE? WAKE UP, NIGGA, WAKE UP WE BOUTTA GET THIS PAPER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:42:49 2020 No.17834690 File: 88 KB, 829x1200, 1584333120453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834668

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:42:49 2020 No.17834691 File: 654 KB, 1242x2688, EAF875E0-DED4-49D9-AA78-75453DFC4AA0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >everything is fine boys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:42:57 2020 No.17834695 >>17834664 go kratosmode king

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:43:59 2020 No.17834713 >>17834691 Why is Australia getting hit harder than the eastern markets?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:44:05 2020 No.17834715 File: 299 KB, 1600x1516, CleanManatee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834690

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:44:14 2020 No.17834718
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:44:35 2020 No.17834727 File: 126 KB, 1024x865, personal request for thicc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TIME FOR THE REAL FUN TO BEGIN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:44:53 2020 No.17834732 File: 80 KB, 1543x844, chrome_2020-03-16_15-13-24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BROS THE STIMULUS PACKAGE WAS MEANT TO FIX THE ECONOMY WTF

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:44:56 2020 No.17834734 File: 223 KB, 412x911, 1418188427530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834668 Remember to always long on braphogs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:45:15 2020 No.17834741 >>17834621 20K is bullish, VERY bullish.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:45:18 2020 No.17834742
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>>17834598
It certaintly feels like a lot of things; people, places, politics, economics, big fish; it feels like they are all about to make major moves.

It feels like a total shift in normalcy.
As worried and scared as I am. I must say, being able to experience, that.......that is truly something that not many people will get to know and understand first hand.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:45:24 2020 No.17834745
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So assuming a severe pandemic with everything more or less shut down until the vaccine drops in a year at best, borders closed to countries slow to vaccinate well past that, with everyone's savings drained, all perishable non-essential inventories completely wasted with no profit, and tons of people functionally if not literally unemployed and living off government food programs, what does rebuilding look like?

The economy apparently has an off switch, but does it have an on switch? Will the significant reduction in boomers cause any weird consequences?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:45:31 2020 No.17834748 >>17834713 no idea, other asian markets waiting on BOJ minutes too? idk I do know DAX futures are just as bloody as ASX though (also only 15 minutes till Australia closes, wonder if it pumps or dumps)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:45:31 2020 No.17834749 >>17834598 This. I got puts but also strangely nervous that I'm making money. Like will my money even have value after all this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:45:38 2020 No.17834751 >>17834734 Pierce Brosnan why are you on /smg/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:46:00 2020 No.17834754 >>17834551 How do I tell if my put buys re going to execute tomorrow? They were higher than the ask on Fridays close.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:46:07 2020 No.17834758 >>17834683 Then I will set my limit buys for... $34!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:46:14 2020 No.17834759 This decade's mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAyT8XUSEDU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:46:38 2020 No.17834765 >>17834680 >Enjoy it while it lasts. I might start day trading fulltime if I could feel like this. >>17834715 >Big boobs, big hips, small stomach bad Gay or pedo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:46:38 2020 No.17834766 >>17834684 Bull Chads reporting in!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:46:39 2020 No.17834767 >>17834713 High chink influence in that shithole

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:46:39 2020 No.17834768 >>17834662 pretty cosy I imagine. They're all working from home today, the pit got closed because there was a case of corona, not sure how that will translate into wider sentiment but my gut tells me its not good

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:46:53 2020 No.17834774 are futures shut down????

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:47:14 2020 No.17834777 Bear down boys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odieJp4QDxw&list=RDodieJp4QDxw&index=2

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:47:23 2020 No.17834781 File: 1.05 MB, 1190x595, 58a6ed7ddd0895152c8b48f3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834734

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:47:38 2020 No.17834787 Reminder that people who actually believe that the US dollar is currently losing value don’t know anything about anything and their opinions should be disregarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:47:43 2020 No.17834788 >>17834749 Yeah, deflation and shit. We’ll just stay home a lot more, and maybe our children will get to live in more prosperous times >impblying

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:47:46 2020 No.17834789 >>17834774 5% breaker tripped within minutes, so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:48:02 2020 No.17834793 File: 19 KB, 388x443, 1583720413554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834774 They've been halted almost since open fool!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:48:09 2020 No.17834795 File: 169 KB, 1206x958, vNaCf1bk5W58CKOOHuZhC8ncUU3742rUSoVgvEmQAfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834751 I haven't had any work for a few years. I make my living daytrading now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:48:21 2020 No.17834800 >>17834636 You might make a few percent tomorrow if you sell at bell ya can't get mad at an anon making it though

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:48:22 2020 No.17834803

>>17834732
Economy won't be fixed until amenities and consumer goods businesses open back up again.
The good news is that it's caused by a virus with a known incubation period and a known recovery period.
More good news is that this will likely cause a baby boom.
More good news is that it really only kills people aged 80+.

The bad news is, the economy will suck for a couple more weeks at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:48:38 2020 No.17834808 There it is, Nikkei is down

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:48:54 2020 No.17834811
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>>17834734
baste

>>17834745
>Will the significant reduction in boomers cause any weird consequences?
you and I might actually get a social security check afterall!

also with any luck half of the senate will die from illness soon too!

>>17834751
because he is a man of class and fine tastes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:49:40 2020 No.17834823 >>17834808 nvm was looking at futures lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:49:51 2020 No.17834827 >>17834803 Even if it’s stopped in the civilized countries, what’s to say we don’t get more outbreaks when it’s constantly circulating in South America?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:49:58 2020 No.17834830 >>17834551 Just as the downturn happened, I went all in on iShares Core U.S. Aggregate Bond ETF. Did I fuck up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:50:09 2020 No.17834833 FUCK TRIPFAGS FUCK JANNIES FUCK ROBINHOOD ALL IN SQQQ/SPXU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:50:25 2020 No.17834836 >>17834811 Damn, having a low center of gravity must be handy for fighting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:50:31 2020 No.17834838 File: 285 KB, 1089x889, 1570145484282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834803 >More good news is that this will likely cause a baby boom. normalfags fuck during a pandemic and economic collapse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:50:53 2020 No.17834843 >>17834787 When we hit the deflation spiral event horizon... then your reaaallly gonna see some shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:51:17 2020 No.17834846 File: 15 KB, 284x279, fuixifiux.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834718 you dont have to tell me twice

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:51:23 2020 No.17834847
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Well anons, I have to take my final CPA exam tomorrow so I can't wake up when the market opens. Going to put a limit order for SQQQ at 25. If all goes well i'll make some money and be able to do taxes for other people legally. God bless and good night

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:51:26 2020 No.17834848 >>17834827 3rd world gonna 3rd world. I don't see why we need to be concerned there.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:51:54 2020 No.17834854
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>>17834800
Anon this is all profit on profit. Down 25 for the last week all on Friday which was about 3500 in unrealized losses. If you don't understand that all of those losses and then some are coming back tomorrow, I don't know what to tell you. NFLX is 80x earnings in this market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:52:10 2020 No.17834859 >>17834827 The majority of the population will be infected with a weak strand and will build resistance to it in the future. It's a boomer-caust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:52:27 2020 No.17834863 I THOUGHT THE FIRST CIRCUIT BREAKER WAS 5 MINUTE STOP AND ALLOWED UP TO 7%???

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:52:28 2020 No.17834865

>>17834803
>the economy will suck for a couple more weeks at least.
>weeks
No, you don't understand.

>More good news is that it really only kills people aged 80+.
60+ and that's with medical care. Emphasis on that last bit since it will be in short supply.

>More good news is that this will likely cause a baby boom.
Cons are ignoring all the social distancing advice.

>The good news is that it's caused by a virus with a known incubation period and a known recovery period.
The bad news is the virus is infectious for the incubation period which can last for 2 weeks, the symptomatic period can last for 40+ days and be mild as fuck or asymptomatic, and past that you can have an asymptomatic infectious period, which means this is going to be a bitch and a half to stop without total shut downs around the country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:52:29 2020 No.17834864 >>17834838 When people are holed up in their houses, not going anywhere, not seeing friends, they'll either jack off or have sex. More sex means more babies. This is especially true since abortion clinics are closed and abortions are down 95%.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:53:07 2020 No.17834875
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>>17834745
The on switch is communism.

Collective democratic control of productive forces in a classless stateless moneyless society. Not for production of commodities for profit but, for need and by ability.

The future is now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:53:27 2020 No.17834880 >>17834859 Unless that shit showing up on some of the lung xrays is long lasting then everyone’s gonna respiratory damage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:53:30 2020 No.17834882 >>17834838 Normalfags fuck when they can't leave the house. Blizzards and shit cause localized baby booms all the damn time. Quarantines will do the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:53:40 2020 No.17834885 >>17834827 It hasn't even started picking up in India yet. Impact is going to be absolutely massive. Maybe we'll even see a few new strains come out of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:53:43 2020 No.17834889 File: 91 KB, 792x600, 7ABADCF9-7BC1-43C2-BEA3-DE51ECC7A9E2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry guys. Trump is going to solve everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:53:46 2020 No.17834892 >>17834847 good luck cpa bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:53:56 2020 No.17834896 >>17834863 It's 15 minutes when the market is open, when it's future trading, all future trading stops for the evening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:54:06 2020 No.17834899 >>17834865 >the symptomatic period can last for 40+ days "Can", but that isn't the average. That's the very worst case for someone with a slow as fuck immune system.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:54:36 2020 No.17834904 >>17834847 Bretty based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:54:39 2020 No.17834908 Guys, what the FUCK is happening

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:55:02 2020 No.17834912 >>17834759 ´ WE WEIMAR GERMANY BABY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:55:12 2020 No.17834918 File: 181 KB, 720x1560, Screenshot_20200316-005404_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834854 Just deposited 800 for further put shopping in the morning, probably all in NFLX as I feel I've been too diversified.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:56:01 2020 No.17834925 >>17834908 The happening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:56:37 2020 No.17834932 >>17834745 In the US food will not be an issue. Farmers live in the middle of nowhere and aren't affected by the virus. Truckers and trains will be able to operate normally. Only California slave plantations will be impacted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:56:56 2020 No.17834935 >>17834918 Wait, isn't Robinhood scheduled for another outage for all of tomorrow morning?

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:57:23 2020 No.17834943

>>17834899
>"Can", but that isn't the average
Right. The average is 2 weeks for mild or asymptomatic cases and 3-5 weeks for moderate and severe cases.

Meanwhile the average incubation period is 5 days with the range being 2-14 days. So most people will end up asymptomatic or nearly asymptomatic, but still fucking infectious for about 19 days before you even take into account the understudied post recovery infectious period. That's still godawful.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:57:25 2020 No.17834944

>>17834803
>baby boom
this! I met the perfect trad waifu a month ago, actually felt like my luck had changed. Seriously wife material, and I didn’t think that would be possible.
And then the world starts ending. So when this is over, if this is over, and we both make it, I am pumping her 21 year old womb full of my seed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:57:31 2020 No.17834946 File: 257 KB, 1073x978, 1584152449048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834908 The end of the world, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:57:39 2020 No.17834948 betting websites for estimated market open where? futures of futures

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:57:40 2020 No.17834950

>>17834908
us futures have been frozen all night so no idea there, could be continued panic or slightly less so, no one knows.
other markets don't really give a good clue. Asian markets except Australia are red but not incredibly so, except for Japan which is holding out hope for Kuroda to save the day. While Aussies are down -7% and unless they pull friday pump in the next 4 minutes it will stay that way. (edit after I typed, nope they're dumping lmao)
DAX futures almost -8% while FTSE only -2%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:57:45 2020 No.17834954 File: 2.69 MB, 640x800, PAMP ITTT.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834836 cant you see that perfect line of action in the frist frame, how her leg and arm form one continuous line? it is truly beautiful form

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:57:56 2020 No.17834955 There are rumors of a national lockdown happening tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:58:34 2020 No.17834959 >>17834749 It's a bit like how I imagine self-cannibalism must feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:58:51 2020 No.17834961 why is trump being blamed for a black swan event? no other president would be able to save the economy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:58:56 2020 No.17834963 How long until the DAX opens?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:59:20 2020 No.17834968 >>17834955 where did you hear that?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:59:33 2020 No.17834973 File: 142 KB, 828x1441, C1B0E35B-848B-4E6B-9C90-453224698F63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834955 Think airports will be closed, or just a curfew? I’m an airline pilot out on a trip right now.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:00:04 2020 No.17834977

>>17834955
Those rumors are horseshit. The CDC introduced non-mandatory guidance for groups of 50 or more excluding businesses and schools like a few fucking hours ago.

If they jumped to a national lockdown tomorrow, they have no fucking idea what they're doing or somebody just got some very terrible and convincing news.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:00:33 2020 No.17834983 >>17834961 t. guy who autographed a picture of the markets +9% day also looks like ASX will close -7.56%, terrible though I guess better than when it was flirting with -8%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:00:35 2020 No.17834985 Nikkei is losing support

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:00:38 2020 No.17834989 So do you guys expect a bloodbath tomorrow? Or the feds are gonna keep pumping it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:00:43 2020 No.17834991 >>17834948 those are called cfds and they're illegal, so fuck off retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:01:14 2020 No.17834999 >>17834968 Text messages all over the place. I wouldn't have taken it seriously but I got a text message myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:01:23 2020 No.17835002 >>17834935 Honestly I keep intending to switch and it haven't, if that happens I deserve it, but I don't plan on selling anything tomorrow anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:01:50 2020 No.17835005 >>17834989 >So do you guys expect a bloodbath tomorrow? Futures is fucking frozen at a level down. Fucking obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:01:53 2020 No.17835006 >>17834961 Because people are dumb and orange man bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:01:57 2020 No.17835008 Nikkei finally tumbling down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:02:00 2020 No.17835009 >>17834977 Vegas casinos are shutting down for two weeks. Anecdotal, but my sister in law had surgery today and they kicked her mom and all visitors out tonight. Why would a hospital suddenly remove all visitors without warning?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:02:08 2020 No.17835011 >>17834989 blood bath but if the feds pump, buy more SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:02:24 2020 No.17835015 >>17834935 this

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:02:34 2020 No.17835017
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NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
>NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
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NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:02:50 2020 No.17835021 >>17834989 yes

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:02:55 2020 No.17835022

>>17834989
Fed will pump the fuck out of the market, but it's all too little too late. It'll prevent an all out crash or the markets getting closed after the third breaker, but I'm expecting one of the worst sell offs in history tomorrow. I'm betting we hit breaker number two and close around -15% for all three indexes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:02:58 2020 No.17835023 >>17834989 Yes. There is nothing left that the fed can do they blew their wad today with 0% rates

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:03:40 2020 No.17835034 >>17835022 screencapped

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:03:46 2020 No.17835036
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>>17834520
>SQQQ
TZA or SRTY are the patrician choice, Russell 2000 are smaller, cash-poor businesses that will suffer greater from the pandemic and receive less government largesse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:03:56 2020 No.17835039 >>17835009 Because they are worried they are going to get their services exhausted by all the retards who think they have coronavirus when they don't or are fine. Honestly the fact people are panicking so senselessly is what's causing all this stress.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:03:58 2020 No.17835041 Why is the Nikkei barely down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:04:09 2020 No.17835042 >>17835009 They are shutting everyone out of hospitals that aren't in direct care of patients. Even IT staff are getting pulled.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:04:11 2020 No.17835044
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>>17834955
fuck, i need to hit up my fat bish to get me another oz of weed

>>17834977
nigga where tf you live that schools are even open?

t. michigan

>>17834989
we are gonna see some ripping and some tearing soon

ill probably be doing some ripping myself very soon.....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:04:14 2020 No.17835046 >>17834935 Didn’t they max out their credit earlier this week too? Fuck that sketchy pajeet app.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:04:15 2020 No.17835047 File: 158 KB, 1280x960, 1584242213561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834908 The Fourth Turning

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:04:25 2020 No.17835052

>>17835009
>Why would a hospital suddenly remove all visitors without warning?
Because the CDC just advised that nursing homes should disallow all visitors except for end of life and they're taking the hint and matching it for the sake of their at risk patients.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:04:32 2020 No.17835055 File: 689 KB, 1008x600, 1570209533824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bull cucks absolutely btfo jej

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:04:34 2020 No.17835056 >>17835041 See >>17835017

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:05:03 2020 No.17835063 File: 936 KB, 500x281, 6gRCnAr.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835022 Anon stop...I can only get so hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:06:10 2020 No.17835072 >>17835041 still awaiting BOJ meeting results I've been checking japanese twitter and they're still complaining it's not done yet either

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:06:11 2020 No.17835073 File: 539 KB, 424x960, 87323267.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17834551 Good morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:06:37 2020 No.17835077 File: 84 KB, 913x1024, lol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835022 >mfw all in puts and 3x bear etfs Red Lobster is on me, lads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:07:39 2020 No.17835087 >>17835036 This would be perfect if the clock read 9:30.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:07:42 2020 No.17835088 >>17834944 Good work, anon. Have at least three kiddos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:08:24 2020 No.17835097 File: 41 KB, 750x400, shooter_mcgavin_feture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835077 >>>17835022 >Red Lobster is on me, lads. Shooter is that you??

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:09:30 2020 No.17835107 >etf >sqqq >mutual funds >index funds What the fuck do i put my money into tomorrow hombres?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:09:33 2020 No.17835108 AAAAAAAAAA NIKKEI GREEN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:09:49 2020 No.17835112 >>17835072 oh fuck https://www.boj.or.jp/announcements/release_2020/k200316b.pdf I'm pretty sure this is the announcement from the meeting but my japanese isn't THAT good though if I just read twitter correctly they're buying 1 trillion yen in ETFs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:10:18 2020 No.17835117 File: 128 KB, 835x1024, D416CE8A-7EEC-4B05-8A67-5DCFBC294C49.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I’m fucking scared guys. I sold in January and missed ATH, but things are so crazy I never want to go back in. I just want normalcy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:10:21 2020 No.17835118 >>17835097 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:10:33 2020 No.17835119 File: 102 KB, 867x576, 1564584871972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:10:49 2020 No.17835122 >>17835022 >I'm betting we hit breaker number two You don't think we'll get another dead cat bounce today or tomorrow and hit the real free fall Wednesday?

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:11:15 2020 No.17835129
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>>17835039
>>17835042
>>17835052
Interesting, thanks anons. You guys think the hospitals will be overwhelmed with obese boomers in July? I’ve got a baby on the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:11:36 2020 No.17835133 Nikkei green boys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:11:38 2020 No.17835135 >>17835112 woops, 12 trillion yen *

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:11:51 2020 No.17835138 >>17835117 >I just want normalcy. See you in 2-3 years.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:12:18 2020 No.17835142

>>17835117
>I just want normalcy.

>>17834598
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
unregulated eurodollar
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
eduction bubble
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
mass immigration
never-ending wars
extreme domestic political tension
global pandemic

We will never experience "normalcy" again. What we did feel was a delusion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:12:29 2020 No.17835144 >>17835108 >>17835133 >From -1% to +1% WTF WAS THAT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:12:33 2020 No.17835145 >>17835122 Look at futures man!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:12:36 2020 No.17835146 >ASX showing 9.75% for me >Nikkei Green

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:12:43 2020 No.17835150 File: 85 KB, 620x400, 77yg78yh9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835017 And the first piece falls into place.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:13:24 2020 No.17835159

>>17835129
>You guys think the hospitals will be overwhelmed with obese boomers in July
No no no. They'll be overwhelmed with obese boomers in June. The FIELD HOSPITALS will be overwhelmed with obese boomers in July.

This is assuming we don't a summer break in which case just move all the carnage back 3 months.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:13:31 2020 No.17835160
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BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
>BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
>BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
>BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
>BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT

https://www.boj.or.jp/en/announcements/release_2020/k200316b.pdf

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:14:06 2020 No.17835170 >>17835107 Bullets

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:14:23 2020 No.17835179

why the fuck is ASX now -9.5%, didn't it close?
>>17835146
because of
>#BoJ maintains short-term interest rate at -0.10%, YCC, increases annual pace of ETF buying to 12 trln yen vs previous 6 trln yen, J-REIT buying to 180 bln vs 90 bln yen (RTRS).
and they're barely green? good god

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:14:28 2020 No.17835181 >>17835129 They will never ever sacrifice babies for this, don't worry. The natal units are on separate floors. You will only have to get through the chaos in the elevators

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:15:05 2020 No.17835187
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>>17835117
The very understanding of what normalcy is is shifting right now, anon. Be proud you made it this far. To witness it first hand is not something many will get to do.

Good luck.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:15:40 2020 No.17835195
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BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
>BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
>BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
>BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
>BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
>BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:15:42 2020 No.17835196 >>17835160 Well the nips are pumpin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:15:57 2020 No.17835205 >>17834580 can you list the songs anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:16:21 2020 No.17835213 >>17834551 imagine banning gambling but forcing your population to play the stock market by linking it to pensions what a terrible joke

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:16:24 2020 No.17835214 >>17835017 Nah -1.X percent is nothing. Zoom out, everyone’s already dead. BOJ now scooping up the cheapies.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:16:41 2020 No.17835219
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Since last fall I've been prepping to open a farm this spring, with plans to scoop up the high retail rates at the farmer's markets. What I'm wondering is, do you think the 19 corvids virus will hurt my sales, do nothing, or help?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:17:02 2020 No.17835224 File: 17 KB, 495x362, apu523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835195 >>17835160

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:17:04 2020 No.17835225
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BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
>BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
>BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
>BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
>BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:17:37 2020 No.17835230 >>17835036 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REMINDING ME don’t know about the liquiditt, but small caps and cyclicals time for raep

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:17:37 2020 No.17835231 >>17835187 Fuck off you commie shit. I trained troops to guy reds in the Philippines and am proud of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:17:40 2020 No.17835232 >>17835195 Lol, what a joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:17:55 2020 No.17835234 >>17835117 That's a guy isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:18:01 2020 No.17835236 File: 938 KB, 1520x1024, bog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he bought the dip?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:18:07 2020 No.17835239 File: 492 KB, 1280x913, 000B5B5F-1467-42B3-B982-D67FBD6896F2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835159 >>17835181 I’m going to learn how to deliver a baby at home just in case. Good luck in the market today, anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:18:13 2020 No.17835242 WHERE WERE YOU WHEN TRUMP AND JAPAN SAVED THE WORLD?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:18:39 2020 No.17835246 >>17835129 My baby was born at24 weeks and we spent 10 months in a NICU. They have that all on lockdown. Don't worry about your baby. God bless you and yours anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:18:40 2020 No.17835247 >>17835231 Gut^

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:18:46 2020 No.17835250
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BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION SPERM CELLS INTO FERTILE YOUNG WOMEN
>JAPAN FERTILITY RATE IS SAVED
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION SPERM CELLS INTO FERTILE YOUNG WOMEN
>JAPAN FERTILITY RATE IS SAVED
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION SPERM CELLS INTO FERTILE YOUNG WOMEN
>JAPAN FERTILITY RATE IS SAVED
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION SPERM CELLS INTO FERTILE YOUNG WOMEN
>JAPAN FERTILITY RATE IS SAVED
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION SPERM CELLS INTO FERTILE YOUNG WOMEN
>JAPAN FERTILITY RATE IS SAVED

>>	cunt Mon Mar 16 01:18:55 2020 No.17835252 >>17835225 >12 TRILLION YEN thats like 3 USD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:19:04 2020 No.17835256 >>17835196 >struggling in cracking +1% >pumpin lol I'm far more worried about how ASX went from -7.5% to -9.7% on investing, is that a glitch or did it plummet in the after hours

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:19:06 2020 No.17835257 File: 3.32 MB, 642x414, 1584335026056.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835036 >>17835087

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:19:20 2020 No.17835261 >>17835236 >Reject

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:19:52 2020 No.17835268 Did the crash started yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:19:53 2020 No.17835269 >>17835225 This is expected you tards BOJ is already the largest owner of jap ETFs. Apparently japs don’t like ETFs as much as we do. Their retail traders like forex more anyhow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:20:16 2020 No.17835272 >>17835242 Retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:20:16 2020 No.17835273 File: 39 KB, 599x639, press to accept or press to accept.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835236 >>17835261 there is no rejecting the call....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:20:18 2020 No.17835274 T-this is bearish for japan right

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:20:28 2020 No.17835275

>>17835239
You need to get that woman ready to breast feed. Buy the le leche league book. Also get babywise and happiest baby on the block. Will make it much easier. Find a lactation consultant ahead of time too.
Total emergency she'll probably know a dula or a hippie home birth lady to help you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:20:45 2020 No.17835278 >>17835225 >BOJ dumps 12 billion yen in the market >market only up 0.44% Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:21:12 2020 No.17835282 >>17835231 Doing god's work gutting communists and muslims

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:21:15 2020 No.17835284 >>17835187 >It's the spoiled rich white kid who thinks he is cool because he is into Marx

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:21:33 2020 No.17835290 File: 242 KB, 415x567, weimar goes brrrrr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835225 >didn't work for the fed >bUt MaYbE iT wIlL wOrK fOr Us

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:21:39 2020 No.17835292 >>17835278 >billion *trillion equivalent to $120 billion and yes, this is a terrible pump for the grand stimulus effort the BOJ has

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:21:51 2020 No.17835296 File: 194 KB, 1605x1808, 14 year olds and communism.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:22:11 2020 No.17835299 >>17835231 >>17835247 based - truly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:22:33 2020 No.17835303 >>17835278 *trillion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:22:34 2020 No.17835304 Someone explain what the Nips just did

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:22:55 2020 No.17835310
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>>17835246
Thanks anon. That must have been scary. God bless your family too.
As you can imagine, my wife and I are both concerned. We have all the bases covered (emergency fund + 6 months of food/water/ammunition), but the uncertainty of a baby coming is terrifying.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:23:02 2020 No.17835313
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>>17835274
No... closing down schools and telling citizens not to leave their home was bearish. Crashing down to 2006 levels was bearish. Might could be they bottom before the US does. They have better control over their people, and better control over who goes in and out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:23:17 2020 No.17835318 https://www.asx.com.au/ so ASX genuinely did plummet over 2% in after hours lmao only 2 points from being sub 5k >>17835304 doubled how much shit they're buying, that's basically it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:23:21 2020 No.17835320 >>17835273 >Destroy phone

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:23:28 2020 No.17835321 >>17835304 Money printer go brr

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:23:30 2020 No.17835322 >>17835304 buyuu stockuu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:23:59 2020 No.17835332 >>17835017 Welp. There goes the optimism from earlier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:24:45 2020 No.17835342 File: 31 KB, 500x340, 1574477978376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835292 Wow get a load of the retard who doesn't realize there a thousand billions in a trillion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:25:00 2020 No.17835344 >>17835304 Straight, unadulterated QE. They’ve been at it for years. That’s the thing about deflation. Once you hit the event horizon, you can never escape the pull of the black hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:25:22 2020 No.17835349 >>17835275 Thanks anon, screenshotting your post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:25:38 2020 No.17835355 >>17835225 >up 0.11% I guess 12 trillion yen doesn’t get you what it used to

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:25:59 2020 No.17835357 This is bullshit why the dow jones isn't on freefall?

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:26:21 2020 No.17835362

Asia and Oceania all in the red, except for Japan, and we all know why. Europe about to open, probably in the red all day long, too. I'm waiting for Bovespa with some Put Bear Spreads ready to order. How long do you think the free fall will continue, anons? I'm going with Put Bear Spreads on Petrobras, probably gonna make some good money within the week. Any Graphs guys around?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:26:26 2020 No.17835363 >>17835304 Have the BOJ buy up equities (again) Refuse to test anyone not on the verge of death for coronavirus Refuse to test posthumously for coronavirus and write it off as pneumonia

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:26:34 2020 No.17835364 File: 14 KB, 815x60, wew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835342 I'm going to assume you're baiting, but did you think about exchange rates there? also so this is the power of the BOJ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:26:41 2020 No.17835366 File: 802 KB, 1200x5685, stock market circuit breaker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835357

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:26:48 2020 No.17835369 File: 1.57 MB, 954x6190, 1584179099653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When will I be able to buy a $1000 note with Trumps face on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:27:00 2020 No.17835371 >Red again >The city of Japan

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:27:08 2020 No.17835375 File: 51 KB, 600x900, 1563818288370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835257

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:27:36 2020 No.17835385 DAX futures down more than 8% I think every European indices will end down at least 12%, Italy probably more than 20% unless they have circuit breakers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:28:15 2020 No.17835392 >make money printer spit out 12 trillion yen >go red Based?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:28:17 2020 No.17835393 File: 657 KB, 3110x1750, Untitled2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this going to be World War levels of fucked economy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:28:44 2020 No.17835401 >>17835366 Saved, but it doesn’t apply to futures. Lotta newtards keep calling the limiter a circuit breaker. This is just limit down. Nobody’s buyin, everybody’s selling.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:28:52 2020 No.17835402

>>17834598
>>17834605
It's beginning to hit me that the biggest world event since WW2 might be starting. Buffet wasn't kidding when he said this was something he waited his entire life to see. Economics, politics, society, one or more of those could be irrevocably changed by the fallout. At the very least, a baby boom might be coming, and there definitely are some countries that need it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:29:13 2020 No.17835406 File: 78 KB, 220x177, 1581027600185.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835363 >Refuse to test posthumously for coronavirus and write it off as pneumonia

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:29:21 2020 No.17835409 >>17835369 Buying this and a trumpy bear of spy goes down 15%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:29:40 2020 No.17835413 >>17835252 Its gonna be worth 3 rolls soon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:29:57 2020 No.17835416 Should I postpone buying a house to buy stocks instead. I have alot saved up for a down payment and a sizable line of credit with low interest. Wondering if I should jump in on this buying opportunity instead of buying a home?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:29:58 2020 No.17835417 when the nikkei pump starts AAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:30:11 2020 No.17835423 >>17835393 Probably not quite that bad, but great depression definitely. Although they've already started taking over factories to make them produce medical equipment, like they did during the war

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:30:13 2020 No.17835424 >>17835187 Friendly reminder you still have to pay your student loans during a downturn faggot

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:30:26 2020 No.17835431

The power of quantitative easing. I guess there's a point where the money just becomes worthless.

Once I cash out my gains from the stock market, I'm thinking about converting to bullion right away. I have a feeling the Fed will make the USD worthless in a last ditch attempt to save the bubble.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:30:39 2020 No.17835439 >>17835393 Apparently in US shits about to hit the fan real bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:31:01 2020 No.17835444 >>17835416 go long, stocks will be cheap, perfect time to buy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:31:03 2020 No.17835445 >>17835424 Friendly reminder that you can't get blood from a stone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:31:08 2020 No.17835448 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ISN'T THE MONEY PRINTER WORKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:31:10 2020 No.17835449 File: 814 KB, 604x717, 1581484794723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835417 >pump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:31:21 2020 No.17835451 I’m buying Boeing puts tomorrow. who’s with me, let’s make some fucking money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:31:33 2020 No.17835454 S&P 500 VIX is up 20%. Was it this bad before last Monday dump?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:31:38 2020 No.17835456 >>17835219 bump, i posted a quality image guys, come on

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:32:12 2020 No.17835464 >>17835416 Im going to wait until next year. House prices should drop, but it will take longer than the market. I'll finally be able to afford a house and get a ultra low interest loan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:32:13 2020 No.17835466 >>17835445 Yes you can, just bash over your head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:32:23 2020 No.17835470 >>17835402 Why would a baby boom happen? In the 20s sure people fucked more but I think you are forgetting the fact we have widely available and free female birth control now. No one is going to have a kid in this market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:32:33 2020 No.17835472 The stock market will definitely end up around 5,000 but wont crash 80% overnight as people constantly try to buy during the dead cats

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:32:36 2020 No.17835474 >>17835445 Friendly reminder you can’t get a job from a fine/liberal arts degree

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:33:00 2020 No.17835484
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>>17835417
>keeps going down
>now -1%
heh
>>17835431
the problem is the fed can't deal with the structural problem of the coronavirus, that is a political problem and without that they are just putting bandaids on hoping to fucking hell the politicians start waking up and realizing they've run out of scapegoats and need to deal with it.
like can't blame powell if tomorrow is red can you? he did what trump wanted

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:33:01 2020 No.17835485 >>17835445 lol @ ur life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:33:07 2020 No.17835487 >>17835431 Bullion sold out, breh. They got those with the TP and ground beef.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:33:14 2020 No.17835489 File: 294 KB, 1920x1080, 1583721159805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835454 No. Fed caused market panic by slashing rates AGAIN and pumping. Everyone is in panic mode now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:33:41 2020 No.17835492 we mooning lads

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:33:52 2020 No.17835496

>>17835392
Same reaction as US futures had to Powell's 100 point cut earlier. Markets appear to be interpreting these measures as admission from their central banks that shit is indeed fucked real hard and they don't have any faith the markets will stay afloat without it. Thus: sell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:34:06 2020 No.17835504 >>17835464 >cheap house no. cheap money will drive up demand for homes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:34:07 2020 No.17835507 >be Wikipedia >Black Monday (2020) >Black Thursday (2020) >Black Monday II (2020) >???

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:34:18 2020 No.17835510
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THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
>THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
>THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
>THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
>THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
>THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:34:28 2020 No.17835512 File: 41 KB, 255x510, 710D8BEF-C261-4CA1-9B07-1642899DD554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ONE THING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:34:29 2020 No.17835513 >>17835320 >ears start ringing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:34:43 2020 No.17835515 >>17835474 Thanks Captain Obvious

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:34:45 2020 No.17835516 What I'm watching tomorrow TZA SRTY UVXY TVIX SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:35:07 2020 No.17835519 >>17835402 Honestly just the fact that a fuckton of old influential people are going to die is going to change shit. Think about how many politicians around the world are 60+. Experts in their field. Betty White.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:35:22 2020 No.17835524 >>17835510 The market is really going to shit the bed tomorrow. I placed close orders at $12.00/contract for the $0.50/contract puts I bought on $AMD.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:35:46 2020 No.17835532

HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS
>HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS
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>HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS

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>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/15/the-sp-500-futures-hit-limit-down-at-5-percent.html

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>>17835402
Wait what did he say? When did he say that?

Shit I missed the Dalio essay too!
Reeeeeee.

>>17835431
I wouldn’t.
Hedge with some gold, but we may be hitting some problematic deflation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:35:58 2020 No.17835534 >>17835507 >Vantablack Monday (2020)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:36:12 2020 No.17835537 >>17835445 >He haven't played Bloodborne

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:36:19 2020 No.17835538 >>17835513 >Pull a Vincent van Gogh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:36:29 2020 No.17835541 File: 17 KB, 302x336, 1395949309500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's over, elevens are finished. Time for Taiwan to prove they're not as culturally irrelevant as they seem and build their own anime industry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:36:48 2020 No.17835544 We went from 2008 to 1929 pretty fast here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:36:59 2020 No.17835548 File: 344 KB, 1920x1080, AnimuDoYourBestest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This crash is bad enough to deserve a name. Pls refer to it future as: CORONA CRASH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:37:14 2020 No.17835552 >>17835484 Oh trumps going to try. He’ll say powell waited too long, he’ll say we should go negative, he’ll say Obama stopped him from getting the testing done early on, and somehow he’ll work Hillary into the conversation (that usually works too)

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:37:19 2020 No.17835554

Whats a good inflation hedge? I’m sitting on 20% BTC 80% USD right now. Bitcoin seems like it might be a dud though. Maybe I should try commodity futures or something? That seems dangerous if the economy slows down though. But I’m afraid the fed will jew me by devaluing the dollar

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:37:21 2020 No.17835556 >>17835532 was expanding your post for that really necessary? >was expanding your post for that really necessary? was expanding your post for that really necessary? >was expanding your post for that really necessary?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:37:22 2020 No.17835557 >>17834803 A couple of weeks? Every single western government is going to collapse. You're beyond retarded if you think otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:37:24 2020 No.17835558 >>17835366 But how long the circuit breaker will last?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:37:37 2020 No.17835561 File: 804 KB, 676x672, 1532310943446.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835507 >Black History Month (March)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:37:39 2020 No.17835562 >>17835507 If tomorrow opens down 10% but ends up 10% they could call it Mutt Monday

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:37:43 2020 No.17835564 Do you guys actually trust someone that made a casino go bankrupt to fix the economy? Uh oh...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:37:52 2020 No.17835567 File: 224 KB, 802x713, cspa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835179 >why the fuck is ASX now -9.5%, didn't it close? Closing Single Price Auction. https://www.asx.com.au/about/trading-hours.htm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:38:01 2020 No.17835569 >>17835544 '08 was -57% on the S&P. Not there yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:38:04 2020 No.17835571 >>17835548 The Poo Bear Brap

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:38:18 2020 No.17835577 >>17835544 This was never comparable with 2008. This isn't comparable with anything really, since the relief valve is a fucking vaccine that's at least a year out instead of some fundamental change in market forces or the economy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:38:20 2020 No.17835578 >>17835544 I'm still not buying this is it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:38:51 2020 No.17835585

>>17835544
we fell into a bear market faster than 1929, by over like 2 weeks
>>17835552
he'll try, will it really work AFTER he signed a copy of the market soaring 9% all because of him?
oh the cultists will buy it, but they'll buy literally anything he says

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:39:27 2020 No.17835595 >>17835577 >he relief valve is a fucking vaccine that's at least a year out instead of some fundamental change in market forces or the economy. Viral outbreaks don't last that long. They burn out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:39:47 2020 No.17835597 >>17835548 Why not the Panda Bear Market? You know, since China. >What's black and white and red all over?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:39:47 2020 No.17835598 >>17835524 Shit maybe I should sell puts on AMD at this point. Worst thing that could happen is I have to buy some really really cheap amd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:39:49 2020 No.17835600 >>17835564 >made a casino go bankrupt Trump really is the good guy then? He didn’t Jew people out of their winnings?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:40:10 2020 No.17835604 >g-give me one example of a flu causing a recession! Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:40:24 2020 No.17835609 >>17835577 Nah the vaccine doesn't matter, this is a liquidity crises. A vaccine would have no impact on that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:40:34 2020 No.17835615 >>17835544 Nah you're just over exaggerating

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:40:50 2020 No.17835619 >>17835556 No, but some newfag keeps doing that with old insignificant information, and this is at least helpful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:41:00 2020 No.17835623 >>17835402 I'd say countries don't need it. Overpopulation is going to be a problem very soon and there's already not enough food for everyone as is

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:41:32 2020 No.17835627

>>17835402
>Millions of people about to lose their jobs
>Modern medicine birth control
>No recovery in sight
>Automation makes 75% of workforce obsolete
>Stock market crashing

Yes a baby boom is indeed the most likely result of this scenario wow how insightful of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:41:41 2020 No.17835629 File: 85 KB, 523x332, 1465851766946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >nikkei -2% 12 TRILLION Yen lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:41:50 2020 No.17835631 Post yfw the dow trips all three circuit breakers tomorrow before lunchtime and the entire thing freezes til the day after.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:41:58 2020 No.17835635 >futures already deep red >ppl denied a historical bloodbath yesterday stay salty anons

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:42:14 2020 No.17835641 >>17835577 We are past that point. If a vaccine was announced on Tuesday it wont change the damage done on Monday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:42:18 2020 No.17835642 >>17835304 Kyahahaha~! Moni purinta go buru-buru!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:42:27 2020 No.17835644 >>17835585 Exactly, his base will STILL think he’s the good guy and stands for them and they’ll back him. Maybe enough other folks will feel too discouraged to vote, don’t know. Man he really looked like he had a sure thing going.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:42:30 2020 No.17835645 File: 142 KB, 563x443, 694B74FF-B4DD-4410-BACA-D68FB5AE69B7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835631

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:42:35 2020 No.17835646 >>17835627 Ok incel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:42:39 2020 No.17835648 >>17835595 Shhh retards panicking is good for us. I’ve been slowly accumulating blue chip stocks at dividend yields that are almost twice as good as 10 year CDs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:42:46 2020 No.17835650 >>17835595 >Viral outbreaks don't last that long. They burn out. >Spanish Flu lasting until the end of the year >Hong Kong Flu multiyear >Asian Flu multiyear >Swine Flu lasted the fucking year

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:42:58 2020 No.17835655 File: 432 KB, 774x1032, panda.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835597 cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:43:02 2020 No.17835656 >>17835544 that's because it's faster than 1929...

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:43:13 2020 No.17835657

>>17835569
Monday, Tuesday, and we're there. The unique thing about this crash is that it's going to be rapid, because the catalyst is rapid. Every person infected by this shit virus causes the actual value of your stocks to depreciate in real-time. Every new quarantine directive that pops up on a daily basis causes the actual value of your stocks to depreciate in real-time.

It's not like the market is waiting to see if banks will default or not, or waiting to see how big the scope of the problem is, before lowering some more. You're just constantly bleeding money until you get out of the market and it exponentially worsens every day. The price action that took place over months in previous crashes will be wrapped up perhaps by the end of this week or the end of the month.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:43:37 2020 No.17835663 >>17835644 I'd vote for him again. Best bang for my buck I ever had.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:43:46 2020 No.17835666 >>17835631 I'd rather it trip the first two and then go below -20% after 3:25

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:43:59 2020 No.17835671 >>17835544 This is a literal once in history tier event, the circumstances aren't comparable to other recessions

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:44:01 2020 No.17835672 >>17835507 Isn't black supposed to be a good color in business?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:44:27 2020 No.17835677 >>17835666 Satanic trips confirm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:44:28 2020 No.17835678 >>17835646 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:44:56 2020 No.17835688 >>17835548 Why not just call it what it is? A capitalist global economic crisis triggered by a pandemic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:44:58 2020 No.17835689 >>17835657 Oh God, this has nothing to do with the virus at this point and everything to do with the Fed.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:45:14 2020 No.17835694

>>17835577
>relief valve is a fucking vaccine
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
unregulated eurodollar
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
eduction bubble
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
mass immigration
never-ending wars
extreme domestic political tension
global pandemic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:45:16 2020 No.17835695 >>17835672 Get woke go broke.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:45:32 2020 No.17835698
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>>17835644
m8 you're forgetting Trump WON independents in 2016, they aren't cultists and he has already been struggling with them before this. not to mention a 1% (!) shift in margin in 3 states is all it takes for him to lose.
but irrelevant, for now let's focus on nikkei still plummeting. Abe is going to order Kuroda to cut his stomach open for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:45:41 2020 No.17835699 >>17835666 Checked and GG. Stock market ist done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:46:00 2020 No.17835708 >>17835689 Muh fed. It's capitalism itself you god damn imbeciles. Lemmings, all of you.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:46:15 2020 No.17835712

>>17835609
>A vaccine would have no impact on that.
We aren't getting herd immunity from this. Either quarantine measures fail completely and everyone ends up infected or we're locked down until the vaccine drops. Else you're just playing whack a mole every time there's an outbreak even if you make the disease rare. Open a state for a few weeks, close for a month. Open a border, then close it a while latter.

We're fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:46:29 2020 No.17835717 >>17835688 that's neither snappy or catchy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:46:43 2020 No.17835721 File: 53 KB, 571x618, 1481100794468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835564 >>17835623

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:46:45 2020 No.17835722 >>17835677 >>17835699 >>17835666 Uhhhhh bros.....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:47:17 2020 No.17835730 >>17835641 >it wont change the damage done on Monday. The real damage is going to be the shutdowns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:47:21 2020 No.17835732 File: 10 KB, 572x486, 1584315448228.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835666 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:47:26 2020 No.17835734 >>17835708 >muh capitalism Oh wow you are that retarded commie that actually believes that. Ok how is it capitalism's fault kid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:47:36 2020 No.17835737 >>17835688 Gay and lame Also the epicenter stems from China, so they deserve the credit for their poor hygiene and failure to contain it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:47:40 2020 No.17835738 >>17835722 And another one for the unstoppable crash

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:47:53 2020 No.17835740 File: 51 KB, 720x608, 1556235558185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835666 checked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:48:20 2020 No.17835746 File: 179 KB, 503x334, 60A9BB6E-965C-4BCC-91E8-251A88A6B2B7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] those DAX futures

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:48:51 2020 No.17835755 File: 62 KB, 1060x722, 3F146E9A-1B63-406D-A58C-541BA034727E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >eat bat >world ends

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:49:20 2020 No.17835759 >>17835666 Its happening. Satanic Trips confirm.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:50:11 2020 No.17835768

>>17835689
>massive supply chain disruption
Supply and demand can't be disrupted for this status quo to work. This virus is the fucking antithesis to this entire global economy right down to hitting the global supplier first, and hitting boomers harder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:50:12 2020 No.17835769 >>17835708 Get lost, communist filth.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:50:31 2020 No.17835774

>>17835737
I was going to call you names, but, then I realized. That would be counter productive. Now is not the time.

You simply need to understand that the economic bubble we were under was begging for a reason to explode in our faces and it finally found one. You can't get blood from a stone and you can't make value out of thing air.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:50:54 2020 No.17835777 >>17835688 Because that's not accurate. It's a financial crises in the middle of a pandemic. You know there isn't a country on earth that isn't suffering right now including communist and socialist countries you dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:51:41 2020 No.17835789 File: 68 KB, 400x356, ead048dfe177be2de540b724564976e1-imagejpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835769

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:52:11 2020 No.17835799 >>17835777 Hard to argue with these trips.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:52:37 2020 No.17835803 File: 78 KB, 358x333, 1584302793183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835644 dont care loser just enjoy the ride

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:52:53 2020 No.17835810

Week after week of bull genocide. When will they give up? They run after 'cheapies' like a kid hoping to loot candy from a collapsing, burning store. Will they seem very 'cheap' when the whole building falls down on you?

We have not even begun actual deflation with regards to securities. Not until we return to at least 2012 levels and then perhaps lower.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:53:33 2020 No.17835820

>>17835777
>You know there isn't a country on earth that isn't suffering right now including communist and socialist countries you dumbass.
It's almost like putting a global economy in sleep mode to keep a virus from spreading is bad for it.

Have we tried turning it off and back on again? Maybe do a system restore to an earlier update? I hear feudalism was cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:53:52 2020 No.17835826 File: 33 KB, 900x520, 5160351936B6459CA8E0E0475CF13C24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you convince /pol/ that no, the gold standard isn't the fucking answer and it wouldn't help the American economy more than it would hurt it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:54:00 2020 No.17835829 >>17835768 The status quo huh? How does supply and demand make the status quo work? And what is the status quo? I'm getting amused with you pulling this out of your ass. No economist would take you seriously right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:54:22 2020 No.17835836 File: 668 KB, 935x876, 464c5f4066408c5ece74c2525175b597-imagepng.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835777 You faggots will beat that strawman, literally, to the end of the world wont you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:54:37 2020 No.17835841 >>17835826 Ask them when the last time they bought gold was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:54:41 2020 No.17835842 >>17835746 And they're just doing as best as they can guesstimate with American futures flying blind. When the S&P 500/Dow Jones tanks everyone else goes with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:55:37 2020 No.17835855 File: 2.90 MB, 636x341, 1583957730310.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835803 WE COMFY HERE BOIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:55:40 2020 No.17835856 New bread >>17835846 New bread >>17835846 New bread >>17835846

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:55:48 2020 No.17835857

>>17835789
Marx saying "I told you so" is such a forced meme. Every country that adopts Communism dies or morphs into something completely different committing horrible atrocities to their people like everyone predicted and then they turn around and go "Not real communism".

>>17835836
>Strawman
How is anything that anon saying a strawman? Why do leftists retards always yell strawman at any situation. Your talk shows are a good example of what straw-manning actually is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:55:51 2020 No.17835858 new new new >>17835853 >>17835853 >>17835853 >>17835853 >>17835853

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:55:57 2020 No.17835860 >>17835820 Seriously this is what it is but we literally have spoiled naive marxist retards who think it's all muh capitalism. God damn chapotrap house is such fail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:56:10 2020 No.17835866 >>17835666 >>17835677 >>17835699 >>17835722 >>17835732 >>17835740 >>17835759 Neat that was the first time I've ever gotten trips, and theyre satan trips, guess I'm going to be rich, sorry bulls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:56:21 2020 No.17835872 File: 281 KB, 2792x318, 1571288390567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835542 you dumb fuck you're done lmao pic related is what he posted originally, sourced from the archives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:56:48 2020 No.17835882 >>17835857 seethoid

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:56:56 2020 No.17835885 >>17835746 Dax will be down 14-18% by the end of the day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:57:01 2020 No.17835887 >>17835858 >>17835856 >Neither changed the nhentai link Both of you are fags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:57:07 2020 No.17835891 >>17835857 I don't think he knows what a strawman is

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:57:13 2020 No.17835895

>>17835836
communism is a failed ideology that has resulted in nothing but failed states, totalitarian dictatorships and hundreds of millions dead. capitalism allows you to advocate for this shitty ideology on a device right now to other people on the internet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:58:02 2020 No.17835915 >>17835858 disregard. deleted. use other one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:58:10 2020 No.17835919 >>17835891 No one on the left does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:02:09 2020 No.17836003 >>17835644 seether lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:39:00 2020 No.17836665 File: 8 KB, 224x225, 1582508617506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17835257 Fucking perfect

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:43:13 2020 No.17836764 >>17835044 get the fuck out of my board tyrone

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:46:03 2020 No.17836822 >>17835826 Ban usury

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