/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17834551]

ugh edition

brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

previous sniffles >>17830983

[Anonymous No.17834580]

A melancholic playlist for these end times. Join me as I head to In-N-Out one last time.

https://youtu.be/rNDgwDf-In0

[Anonymous No.17834583]

>>17834551
Whats everyones favorite place for market news?

[Anonymous No.17834585]

DOW 20K

[Anonymous No.17834593]

Train for the worst /biz/

[Anonymous No.17834595]

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/amlp

Brehs...

[Anonymous No.17834598]

As much of a bobo as I am, I'm starting to really realize how insane all of this is.

[Anonymous No.17834600]

>>17834551
You guys are getting puts... right?

[Anonymous No.17834605]

Anyone else have horrible anxiety right now? I'm kinda liking it. Never felt so alive in years.

[Anonymous No.17834606]

Since everyone is thinking the market is gonna tank I just set up some calls. I'm gonna double my money tomorrow bois

[Anonymous No.17834617]

>>17834580
Lol, i'm still stuck on Oingo Boingo.

[Anonymous No.17834618]

>>17834600
Bulls are fucked

[Anonymous No.17834620]

>lo fi and meme beats

[Anonymous No.17834621]

>>17834585
Sorry, this is a BULL thread, friend.

[Anonymous No.17834622]

I CANT SLEEP

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Anonymous No.17834627]

>>17834551
I'm thinking $35

[Anonymous No.17834636]

>>17834600
> Getting
Getting more, yeah, leaning towards NTFLX 180 Puts 4/3

[Anonymous No.17834639]

>>17834598
Where we're going, we arent gonna need eyes.

[Anonymous No.17834641]

>>17834620
Zoomers anon. That’s all they know

[Anonymous No.17834654]

>>17834605
We live in interesting times.

[Anonymous No.17834662]

>>17834605
Imagine how the average neurotic jew floor trader feels right now.

[Anonymous No.17834664]

>>17834551
I was saving up for a hair transplant because I"m balding. now the world is ending and money won't be worth anything so i'm gonna have to be bald forever and won't get any pussy during the depression :'(

[Anonymous No.17834668]

Is this /smg/? Where are all the pics of fat bitches?

[Anonymous No.17834680]

>>17834605
your heart pounds in your chest, your eyes dilate, your endocrine system pouring adrenaline in your blood stream. Fight or Flight instincts kick in and you get a taste of what your primal ancestors used to feel in the midst of battle. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[Anonymous No.17834683]

>>17834541
I'm thinking $35

[Anonymous No.17834684]

AYY, YA’LL HEARD ABOUT THE GOOD NEWS?
Y'ALL SLEEPIN’ ON ME, HUH? HAD A GOOD SNOOZE?
WAKE UP, NIGGA, WAKE UP
WE BOUTTA GET THIS PAPER

[Anonymous No.17834690]

>>17834668

[Anonymous No.17834691]

>everything is fine boys

[Anonymous No.17834695]

>>17834664
go kratosmode king

[Anonymous No.17834713]

>>17834691
Why is Australia getting hit harder than the eastern markets?

[Anonymous No.17834715]

>>17834690

[Anonymous No.17834718]

BUY THE DIP YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
>BUY THE DIP YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
BUY THE DIP YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
>BUY THE DIP YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
BUY THE DIP YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
>BUY THE DIP YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
BUY THE DIP YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
>BUY THE DIP YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

[Anonymous No.17834727]

>TIME FOR THE REAL FUN TO BEGIN

[Anonymous No.17834732]

BROS THE STIMULUS PACKAGE WAS MEANT TO FIX THE ECONOMY WTF

[Anonymous No.17834734]

>>17834668
Remember to always long on braphogs

[Anonymous No.17834741]

>>17834621
20K is bullish, VERY bullish.

[Anonymous No.17834742]

>>17834598
It certaintly feels like a lot of things; people, places, politics, economics, big fish; it feels like they are all about to make major moves.

It feels like a total shift in normalcy.
As worried and scared as I am. I must say, being able to experience, that.......that is truly something that not many people will get to know and understand first hand.

[Anonymous No.17834745]

So assuming a severe pandemic with everything more or less shut down until the vaccine drops in a year at best, borders closed to countries slow to vaccinate well past that, with everyone's savings drained, all perishable non-essential inventories completely wasted with no profit, and tons of people functionally if not literally unemployed and living off government food programs, what does rebuilding look like?

The economy apparently has an off switch, but does it have an on switch? Will the significant reduction in boomers cause any weird consequences?

[Anonymous No.17834748]

>>17834713
no idea, other asian markets waiting on BOJ minutes too? idk
I do know DAX futures are just as bloody as ASX though (also only 15 minutes till Australia closes, wonder if it pumps or dumps)

[Anonymous No.17834749]

>>17834598
This. I got puts but also strangely nervous that I'm making money. Like will my money even have value after all this?

[Anonymous No.17834751]

>>17834734
Pierce Brosnan why are you on /smg/

[Anonymous No.17834754]

>>17834551
How do I tell if my put buys re going to execute tomorrow? They were higher than the ask on Fridays close.

[Anonymous No.17834758]

>>17834683
Then I will set my limit buys for... $34!!

[Anonymous No.17834759]

This decade's mood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAyT8XUSEDU

[Anonymous No.17834765]

>>17834680
>Enjoy it while it lasts.
I might start day trading fulltime if I could feel like this.

>>17834715
>Big boobs, big hips, small stomach bad
Gay or pedo

[Anonymous No.17834766]

>>17834684
Bull Chads reporting in!!!

[Anonymous No.17834767]

>>17834713
High chink influence in that shithole

[Anonymous No.17834768]

>>17834662
pretty cosy I imagine. They're all working from home today, the pit got closed because there was a case of corona, not sure how that will translate into wider sentiment but my gut tells me its not good

[Anonymous No.17834774]

are futures shut down????

[Anonymous No.17834777]

Bear down boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odieJp4QDxw&list=RDodieJp4QDxw&index=2

[Anonymous No.17834781]

>>17834734

[Anonymous No.17834787]

Reminder that people who actually believe that the US dollar is currently losing value don’t know anything about anything and their opinions should be disregarded.

[Anonymous No.17834788]

>>17834749
Yeah, deflation and shit.

We’ll just stay home a lot more, and maybe our children will get to live in more prosperous times
>impblying

[Anonymous No.17834789]

>>17834774
5% breaker tripped within minutes, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.17834793]

>>17834774
They've been halted almost since open fool!

[Anonymous No.17834795]

>>17834751
I haven't had any work for a few years. I make my living daytrading now.

[Anonymous No.17834800]

>>17834636
You might make a few percent tomorrow if you sell at bell ya can't get mad at an anon making it though

[Anonymous No.17834803]

>>17834732
Economy won't be fixed until amenities and consumer goods businesses open back up again.
The good news is that it's caused by a virus with a known incubation period and a known recovery period.
More good news is that this will likely cause a baby boom.
More good news is that it really only kills people aged 80+.

The bad news is, the economy will suck for a couple more weeks at least.

[Anonymous No.17834808]

There it is, Nikkei is down

[Anonymous No.17834811]

>>17834734
baste

>>17834745
>Will the significant reduction in boomers cause any weird consequences?
you and I might actually get a social security check afterall!

also with any luck half of the senate will die from illness soon too!

>>17834751
because he is a man of class and fine tastes!

[Anonymous No.17834823]

>>17834808
nvm was looking at futures lol

[Anonymous No.17834827]

>>17834803
Even if it’s stopped in the civilized countries, what’s to say we don’t get more outbreaks when it’s constantly circulating in South America?

[Anonymous No.17834830]

>>17834551
Just as the downturn happened, I went all in on iShares Core U.S. Aggregate Bond ETF. Did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.17834833]

FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK ROBINHOOD
ALL IN SQQQ/SPXU

[Anonymous No.17834836]

>>17834811
Damn, having a low center of gravity must be handy for fighting.

[Anonymous No.17834838]

>>17834803
>More good news is that this will likely cause a baby boom.
normalfags fuck during a pandemic and economic collapse?

[Anonymous No.17834843]

>>17834787
When we hit the deflation spiral event horizon... then your reaaallly gonna see some shit

[Anonymous No.17834846]

>>17834718
you dont have to tell me twice

[Anonymous No.17834847]

Well anons, I have to take my final CPA exam tomorrow so I can't wake up when the market opens. Going to put a limit order for SQQQ at 25. If all goes well i'll make some money and be able to do taxes for other people legally. God bless and good night

[Anonymous No.17834848]

>>17834827
3rd world gonna 3rd world. I don't see why we need to be concerned there.

[Anonymous No.17834854]

>>17834800
Anon this is all profit on profit. Down 25 for the last week all on Friday which was about 3500 in unrealized losses. If you don't understand that all of those losses and then some are coming back tomorrow, I don't know what to tell you. NFLX is 80x earnings in this market.

[Anonymous No.17834859]

>>17834827
The majority of the population will be infected with a weak strand and will build resistance to it in the future. It's a boomer-caust.

[Anonymous No.17834863]

I THOUGHT THE FIRST CIRCUIT BREAKER WAS 5 MINUTE STOP AND ALLOWED UP TO 7%???

[Anonymous No.17834865]

>>17834803
>the economy will suck for a couple more weeks at least.
>weeks
No, you don't understand.

>More good news is that it really only kills people aged 80+.
60+ and that's with medical care. Emphasis on that last bit since it will be in short supply.

>More good news is that this will likely cause a baby boom.
Cons are ignoring all the social distancing advice.

>The good news is that it's caused by a virus with a known incubation period and a known recovery period.
The bad news is the virus is infectious for the incubation period which can last for 2 weeks, the symptomatic period can last for 40+ days and be mild as fuck or asymptomatic, and past that you can have an asymptomatic infectious period, which means this is going to be a bitch and a half to stop without total shut downs around the country.

[Anonymous No.17834864]

>>17834838
When people are holed up in their houses, not going anywhere, not seeing friends, they'll either jack off or have sex.
More sex means more babies. This is especially true since abortion clinics are closed and abortions are down 95%.

[Anonymous No.17834875]

>>17834745
The on switch is communism.

Collective democratic control of productive forces in a classless stateless moneyless society. Not for production of commodities for profit but, for need and by ability.

The future is now.

[Anonymous No.17834880]

>>17834859
Unless that shit showing up on some of the lung xrays is long lasting then everyone’s gonna respiratory damage.

[Anonymous No.17834882]

>>17834838
Normalfags fuck when they can't leave the house. Blizzards and shit cause localized baby booms all the damn time.

Quarantines will do the same.

[Anonymous No.17834885]

>>17834827
It hasn't even started picking up in India yet. Impact is going to be absolutely massive. Maybe we'll even see a few new strains come out of it.

[Anonymous No.17834889]

Don't worry guys. Trump is going to solve everything

[Anonymous No.17834892]

>>17834847
good luck cpa bro

[Anonymous No.17834896]

>>17834863
It's 15 minutes when the market is open, when it's future trading, all future trading stops for the evening.

[Anonymous No.17834899]

>>17834865
>the symptomatic period can last for 40+ days
"Can", but that isn't the average. That's the very worst case for someone with a slow as fuck immune system.

[Anonymous No.17834903]

>>17834774

[Anonymous No.17834904]

>>17834847
Bretty based

[Anonymous No.17834908]

Guys, what the FUCK is happening

[Anonymous No.17834912]

>>17834759
´
WE WEIMAR GERMANY BABY.

[Anonymous No.17834918]

>>17834854
Just deposited 800 for further put shopping in the morning, probably all in NFLX as I feel I've been too diversified.

[Anonymous No.17834925]

>>17834908
The happening.

[Anonymous No.17834932]

>>17834745
In the US food will not be an issue. Farmers live in the middle of nowhere and aren't affected by the virus. Truckers and trains will be able to operate normally. Only California slave plantations will be impacted.

[Anonymous No.17834935]

>>17834918
Wait, isn't Robinhood scheduled for another outage for all of tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.17834943]

>>17834899
>"Can", but that isn't the average
Right. The average is 2 weeks for mild or asymptomatic cases and 3-5 weeks for moderate and severe cases.

Meanwhile the average incubation period is 5 days with the range being 2-14 days. So most people will end up asymptomatic or nearly asymptomatic, but still fucking infectious for about 19 days before you even take into account the understudied post recovery infectious period. That's still godawful.

[Anonymous No.17834944]

>>17834803
>baby boom
this! I met the perfect trad waifu a month ago, actually felt like my luck had changed. Seriously wife material, and I didn’t think that would be possible.
And then the world starts ending. So when this is over, if this is over, and we both make it, I am pumping her 21 year old womb full of my seed.

[Anonymous No.17834946]

>>17834908
The end of the world, anon.

[Anonymous No.17834948]

betting websites for estimated market open where? futures of futures

[Anonymous No.17834950]

>>17834908
us futures have been frozen all night so no idea there, could be continued panic or slightly less so, no one knows.
other markets don't really give a good clue. Asian markets except Australia are red but not incredibly so, except for Japan which is holding out hope for Kuroda to save the day. While Aussies are down -7% and unless they pull friday pump in the next 4 minutes it will stay that way. (edit after I typed, nope they're dumping lmao)
DAX futures almost -8% while FTSE only -2%

[Anonymous No.17834954]

>>17834836
cant you see that perfect line of action in the frist frame, how her leg and arm form one continuous line? it is truly beautiful form

[Anonymous No.17834955]

There are rumors of a national lockdown happening tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17834959]

>>17834749
It's a bit like how I imagine self-cannibalism must feel.

[Anonymous No.17834961]

why is trump being blamed for a black swan event?
no other president would be able to save the economy

[Anonymous No.17834963]

How long until the DAX opens?

[Anonymous No.17834968]

>>17834955
where did you hear that?

[Anonymous No.17834971]

>>17834742

[Anonymous No.17834973]

>>17834955
Think airports will be closed, or just a curfew? I’m an airline pilot out on a trip right now.

[Anonymous No.17834977]

>>17834955
Those rumors are horseshit. The CDC introduced non-mandatory guidance for groups of 50 or more excluding businesses and schools like a few fucking hours ago.

If they jumped to a national lockdown tomorrow, they have no fucking idea what they're doing or somebody just got some very terrible and convincing news.

[Anonymous No.17834983]

>>17834961
t. guy who autographed a picture of the markets +9% day
also looks like ASX will close -7.56%, terrible though I guess better than when it was flirting with -8%

[Anonymous No.17834985]

Nikkei is losing support

[Anonymous No.17834989]

So do you guys expect a bloodbath tomorrow? Or the feds are gonna keep pumping it?

[Anonymous No.17834991]

>>17834948
those are called cfds and they're illegal, so fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.17834999]

>>17834968
Text messages all over the place. I wouldn't have taken it seriously but I got a text message myself.

[Anonymous No.17835002]

>>17834935
Honestly I keep intending to switch and it haven't, if that happens I deserve it, but I don't plan on selling anything tomorrow anyways.

[Anonymous No.17835005]

>>17834989
>So do you guys expect a bloodbath tomorrow?
Futures is fucking frozen at a level down. Fucking obviously.

[Anonymous No.17835006]

>>17834961
Because people are dumb and orange man bad.

[Anonymous No.17835008]

Nikkei finally tumbling down

[Anonymous No.17835009]

>>17834977
Vegas casinos are shutting down for two weeks.
Anecdotal, but my sister in law had surgery today and they kicked her mom and all visitors out tonight. Why would a hospital suddenly remove all visitors without warning?

[Anonymous No.17835011]

>>17834989
blood bath but if the feds pump, buy more SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17835015]

>>17834935
this

[Anonymous No.17835017]

NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
>NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
>NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
>NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
>NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
>NIKKEI CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.17835021]

>>17834989
yes

[Anonymous No.17835022]

>>17834989
Fed will pump the fuck out of the market, but it's all too little too late. It'll prevent an all out crash or the markets getting closed after the third breaker, but I'm expecting one of the worst sell offs in history tomorrow. I'm betting we hit breaker number two and close around -15% for all three indexes.

[Anonymous No.17835023]

>>17834989
Yes. There is nothing left that the fed can do they blew their wad today with 0% rates

[Anonymous No.17835034]

>>17835022
screencapped

[Anonymous No.17835036]

>>17834520
>SQQQ
TZA or SRTY are the patrician choice, Russell 2000 are smaller, cash-poor businesses that will suffer greater from the pandemic and receive less government largesse

[Anonymous No.17835039]

>>17835009
Because they are worried they are going to get their services exhausted by all the retards who think they have coronavirus when they don't or are fine. Honestly the fact people are panicking so senselessly is what's causing all this stress.

[Anonymous No.17835041]

Why is the Nikkei barely down?

[Anonymous No.17835042]

>>17835009
They are shutting everyone out of hospitals that aren't in direct care of patients. Even IT staff are getting pulled.

[Anonymous No.17835044]

>>17834955
fuck, i need to hit up my fat bish to get me another oz of weed

>>17834977
nigga where tf you live that schools are even open?

t. michigan


>>17834989
we are gonna see some ripping and some tearing soon

ill probably be doing some ripping myself very soon.....

[Anonymous No.17835046]

>>17834935
Didn’t they max out their credit earlier this week too? Fuck that sketchy pajeet app.

[Anonymous No.17835047]

>>17834908
The Fourth Turning

[Anonymous No.17835052]

>>17835009
>Why would a hospital suddenly remove all visitors without warning?
Because the CDC just advised that nursing homes should disallow all visitors except for end of life and they're taking the hint and matching it for the sake of their at risk patients.

[Anonymous No.17835055]

bull
cucks
absolutely
btfo
jej

[Anonymous No.17835056]

>>17835041
See >>17835017

[Anonymous No.17835063]

>>17835022
Anon stop...I can only get so hard

[Anonymous No.17835072]

>>17835041
still awaiting BOJ meeting results
I've been checking japanese twitter and they're still complaining it's not done yet either

[Anonymous No.17835073]

>>17834551
Good morning.

[Anonymous No.17835077]

>>17835022
>mfw all in puts and 3x bear etfs
Red Lobster is on me, lads.

[Anonymous No.17835087]

>>17835036
This would be perfect if the clock read 9:30.

[Anonymous No.17835088]

>>17834944
Good work, anon.
Have at least three kiddos.

[Anonymous No.17835097]

>>17835077
>>>17835022
>Red Lobster is on me, lads.
Shooter is that you??

[Anonymous No.17835107]

>etf
>sqqq
>mutual funds
>index funds
What the fuck do i put my money into tomorrow hombres?

[Anonymous No.17835108]

AAAAAAAAAA NIKKEI GREEN

[Anonymous No.17835112]

>>17835072
oh fuck
https://www.boj.or.jp/announcements/release_2020/k200316b.pdf
I'm pretty sure this is the announcement from the meeting but my japanese isn't THAT good

though if I just read twitter correctly they're buying 1 trillion yen in ETFs

[Anonymous No.17835117]

I’m fucking scared guys. I sold in January and missed ATH, but things are so crazy I never want to go back in. I just want normalcy.

[Anonymous No.17835118]

>>17835097
kek

[Anonymous No.17835119]

[Anonymous No.17835122]

>>17835022
>I'm betting we hit breaker number two
You don't think we'll get another dead cat bounce today or tomorrow and hit the real free fall Wednesday?

[Anonymous No.17835129]

>>17835039
>>17835042
>>17835052
Interesting, thanks anons. You guys think the hospitals will be overwhelmed with obese boomers in July? I’ve got a baby on the way.

[Anonymous No.17835133]

Nikkei green boys

[Anonymous No.17835135]

>>17835112
woops, 12 trillion yen *

[Anonymous No.17835138]

>>17835117
>I just want normalcy.
See you in 2-3 years.

[Anonymous No.17835142]

>>17835117
>I just want normalcy.

>>17834598
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
unregulated eurodollar
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
eduction bubble
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
mass immigration
never-ending wars
extreme domestic political tension
global pandemic

We will never experience "normalcy" again. What we did feel was a delusion

[Anonymous No.17835144]

>>17835108
>>17835133
>From -1% to +1%
WTF WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.17835145]

>>17835122
Look at futures man!

[Anonymous No.17835146]

>ASX showing 9.75% for me
>Nikkei Green

[Anonymous No.17835150]

>>17835017
And the first piece falls into place.

[Anonymous No.17835159]

>>17835129
>You guys think the hospitals will be overwhelmed with obese boomers in July
No no no. They'll be overwhelmed with obese boomers in June. The FIELD HOSPITALS will be overwhelmed with obese boomers in July.

This is assuming we don't a summer break in which case just move all the carnage back 3 months.

[Anonymous No.17835160]

BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
>BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
>BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
>BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT
>BANK OF JAPAN ANNOUNCEMENT


https://www.boj.or.jp/en/announcements/release_2020/k200316b.pdf

[Anonymous No.17835170]

>>17835107
Bullets

[Anonymous No.17835179]

why the fuck is ASX now -9.5%, didn't it close?
>>17835146
because of
>#BoJ maintains short-term interest rate at -0.10%, YCC, increases annual pace of ETF buying to 12 trln yen vs previous 6 trln yen, J-REIT buying to 180 bln vs 90 bln yen (RTRS).
and they're barely green? good god

[Anonymous No.17835181]

>>17835129
They will never ever sacrifice babies for this, don't worry. The natal units are on separate floors. You will only have to get through the chaos in the elevators

[Anonymous No.17835187]

>>17835117
The very understanding of what normalcy is is shifting right now, anon. Be proud you made it this far. To witness it first hand is not something many will get to do.

Good luck.

[Anonymous No.17835195]

BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
>BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
>BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
>BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
>BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS
>BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION YEN IN ZERO PERCENT LOANS

[Anonymous No.17835196]

>>17835160
Well the nips are pumpin

[Anonymous No.17835205]

>>17834580
can you list the songs anon?

[Anonymous No.17835213]

>>17834551

imagine banning gambling but forcing your population to play the stock market by linking it to pensions

what a terrible joke

[Anonymous No.17835214]

>>17835017
Nah -1.X percent is nothing. Zoom out, everyone’s already dead. BOJ now scooping up the cheapies.

[Anonymous No.17835219]

Since last fall I've been prepping to open a farm this spring, with plans to scoop up the high retail rates at the farmer's markets. What I'm wondering is, do you think the 19 corvids virus will hurt my sales, do nothing, or help?

[Anonymous No.17835224]

>>17835195
>>17835160

[Anonymous No.17835225]

BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
>BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
>BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
>BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS
>BANK OF JAPAN BUYING 12 TRILLION YEN IN ETFS

[Anonymous No.17835230]

>>17835036
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REMINDING ME

don’t know about the liquiditt, but small caps and cyclicals time for raep

[Anonymous No.17835231]

>>17835187
Fuck off you commie shit. I trained troops to guy reds in the Philippines and am proud of it.

[Anonymous No.17835232]

>>17835195
Lol, what a joke.

[Anonymous No.17835234]

>>17835117
That's a guy isn't it?

[Anonymous No.17835236]

>he bought the dip?

[Anonymous No.17835239]

>>17835159
>>17835181
I’m going to learn how to deliver a baby at home just in case. Good luck in the market today, anons.

[Anonymous No.17835242]

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN TRUMP AND JAPAN SAVED THE WORLD?

[Anonymous No.17835246]

>>17835129
My baby was born at24 weeks and we spent 10 months in a NICU. They have that all on lockdown. Don't worry about your baby. God bless you and yours anon.

[Anonymous No.17835247]

>>17835231
Gut^

[Anonymous No.17835250]

BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION SPERM CELLS INTO FERTILE YOUNG WOMEN
>JAPAN FERTILITY RATE IS SAVED
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION SPERM CELLS INTO FERTILE YOUNG WOMEN
>JAPAN FERTILITY RATE IS SAVED
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION SPERM CELLS INTO FERTILE YOUNG WOMEN
>JAPAN FERTILITY RATE IS SAVED
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION SPERM CELLS INTO FERTILE YOUNG WOMEN
>JAPAN FERTILITY RATE IS SAVED
BANK OF JAPAN PUMPING 8 TRILLION SPERM CELLS INTO FERTILE YOUNG WOMEN
>JAPAN FERTILITY RATE IS SAVED

[cunt No.17835252]

>>17835225
>12 TRILLION YEN
thats like 3 USD

[Anonymous No.17835256]

>>17835196
>struggling in cracking +1%
>pumpin
lol
I'm far more worried about how ASX went from -7.5% to -9.7% on investing, is that a glitch or did it plummet in the after hours

[Anonymous No.17835257]

>>17835036
>>17835087

[Anonymous No.17835261]

>>17835236
>Reject

[Anonymous No.17835268]

Did the crash started yet?

[Anonymous No.17835269]

>>17835225

This is expected you tards
BOJ is already the largest owner of jap ETFs. Apparently japs don’t like ETFs as much as we do. Their retail traders like forex more anyhow.

[Anonymous No.17835272]

>>17835242
Retard

[Anonymous No.17835273]

>>17835236
>>17835261
there is no rejecting the call....

[Anonymous No.17835274]

T-this is bearish for japan right

[Anonymous No.17835275]

>>17835239
You need to get that woman ready to breast feed. Buy the le leche league book. Also get babywise and happiest baby on the block. Will make it much easier. Find a lactation consultant ahead of time too.
Total emergency she'll probably know a dula or a hippie home birth lady to help you

[Anonymous No.17835278]

>>17835225
>BOJ dumps 12 billion yen in the market
>market only up 0.44%
Kek

[Anonymous No.17835282]

>>17835231
Doing god's work gutting communists and muslims

[Anonymous No.17835284]

>>17835187
>It's the spoiled rich white kid who thinks he is cool because he is into Marx

[Anonymous No.17835290]

>>17835225
>didn't work for the fed
>bUt MaYbE iT wIlL wOrK fOr Us

[Anonymous No.17835292]

>>17835278
>billion
*trillion
equivalent to $120 billion
and yes, this is a terrible pump for the grand stimulus effort the BOJ has

[Anonymous No.17835296]

[Anonymous No.17835299]

>>17835231
>>17835247
based - truly.

[Anonymous No.17835303]

>>17835278
*trillion

[Anonymous No.17835304]

Someone explain what the Nips just did

[Anonymous No.17835310]

>>17835246
Thanks anon. That must have been scary. God bless your family too.
As you can imagine, my wife and I are both concerned. We have all the bases covered (emergency fund + 6 months of food/water/ammunition), but the uncertainty of a baby coming is terrifying.

[Anonymous No.17835313]

>>17835274
No... closing down schools and telling citizens not to leave their home was bearish. Crashing down to 2006 levels was bearish. Might could be they bottom before the US does. They have better control over their people, and better control over who goes in and out.

[Anonymous No.17835318]

https://www.asx.com.au/
so ASX genuinely did plummet over 2% in after hours lmao
only 2 points from being sub 5k
>>17835304
doubled how much shit they're buying, that's basically it.

[Anonymous No.17835320]

>>17835273
>Destroy phone

[Anonymous No.17835321]

>>17835304
Money printer go brr

[Anonymous No.17835322]

>>17835304
buyuu stockuu

[Anonymous No.17835332]

>>17835017
Welp. There goes the optimism from earlier.

[Anonymous No.17835342]

>>17835292
Wow get a load of the retard who doesn't realize there a thousand billions in a trillion.

[Anonymous No.17835344]

>>17835304
Straight, unadulterated QE. They’ve been at it for years.

That’s the thing about deflation. Once you hit the event horizon, you can never escape the pull of the black hole.

[Anonymous No.17835349]

>>17835275
Thanks anon, screenshotting your post.

[Anonymous No.17835355]

>>17835225
>up 0.11%
I guess 12 trillion yen doesn’t get you what it used to

[Anonymous No.17835357]

This is bullshit why the dow jones isn't on freefall?

[Anonymous No.17835362]

Asia and Oceania all in the red, except for Japan, and we all know why. Europe about to open, probably in the red all day long, too. I'm waiting for Bovespa with some Put Bear Spreads ready to order. How long do you think the free fall will continue, anons? I'm going with Put Bear Spreads on Petrobras, probably gonna make some good money within the week. Any Graphs guys around?

[Anonymous No.17835363]

>>17835304
Have the BOJ buy up equities (again)
Refuse to test anyone not on the verge of death for coronavirus
Refuse to test posthumously for coronavirus and write it off as pneumonia

[Anonymous No.17835364]

>>17835342
I'm going to assume you're baiting, but did you think about exchange rates there?

also so this is the power of the BOJ

[Anonymous No.17835366]

>>17835357

[Anonymous No.17835369]

When will I be able to buy a $1000 note with Trumps face on it

[Anonymous No.17835371]

>Red again
>The city of Japan

[Anonymous No.17835375]

>>17835257

[Anonymous No.17835385]

DAX futures down more than 8%

I think every European indices will end down at least 12%, Italy probably more than 20% unless they have circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.17835392]

>make money printer spit out 12 trillion yen
>go red
Based?

[Anonymous No.17835393]

Is this going to be World War levels of fucked economy?

[Anonymous No.17835401]

>>17835366
Saved, but it doesn’t apply to futures.

Lotta newtards keep calling the limiter a circuit breaker. This is just limit down. Nobody’s buyin, everybody’s selling.

[Anonymous No.17835402]

>>17834598
>>17834605
It's beginning to hit me that the biggest world event since WW2 might be starting. Buffet wasn't kidding when he said this was something he waited his entire life to see. Economics, politics, society, one or more of those could be irrevocably changed by the fallout. At the very least, a baby boom might be coming, and there definitely are some countries that need it.

[Anonymous No.17835406]

>>17835363
>Refuse to test posthumously for coronavirus and write it off as pneumonia

[Anonymous No.17835409]

>>17835369
Buying this and a trumpy bear of spy goes down 15%

[Anonymous No.17835413]

>>17835252
Its gonna be worth 3 rolls soon

[Anonymous No.17835416]

Should I postpone buying a house to buy stocks instead. I have alot saved up for a down payment and a sizable line of credit with low interest. Wondering if I should jump in on this buying opportunity instead of buying a home?

[Anonymous No.17835417]

when the nikkei pump starts AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17835423]

>>17835393

Probably not quite that bad, but great depression definitely.

Although they've already started taking over factories to make them produce medical equipment, like they did during the war

[Anonymous No.17835424]

>>17835187

Friendly reminder you still have to pay your student loans during a downturn faggot

[Anonymous No.17835431]

The power of quantitative easing. I guess there's a point where the money just becomes worthless.

Once I cash out my gains from the stock market, I'm thinking about converting to bullion right away. I have a feeling the Fed will make the USD worthless in a last ditch attempt to save the bubble.

[Anonymous No.17835439]

>>17835393
Apparently in US shits about to hit the fan real bad

[Anonymous No.17835444]

>>17835416

go long, stocks will be cheap, perfect time to buy!

[Anonymous No.17835445]

>>17835424
Friendly reminder that you can't get blood from a stone.

[Anonymous No.17835448]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ISN'T THE MONEY PRINTER WORKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17835449]

>>17835417
>pump

[Anonymous No.17835451]

I’m buying Boeing puts tomorrow. who’s with me, let’s make some fucking money

[Anonymous No.17835454]

S&P 500 VIX is up 20%. Was it this bad before last Monday dump?

[Anonymous No.17835456]

>>17835219
bump, i posted a quality image guys, come on

[Anonymous No.17835464]

>>17835416
Im going to wait until next year. House prices should drop, but it will take longer than the market. I'll finally be able to afford a house and get a ultra low interest loan.

[Anonymous No.17835466]

>>17835445
Yes you can, just bash over your head.

[Anonymous No.17835470]

>>17835402
Why would a baby boom happen? In the 20s sure people fucked more but I think you are forgetting the fact we have widely available and free female birth control now. No one is going to have a kid in this market.

[Anonymous No.17835472]

The stock market will definitely end up around 5,000 but wont crash 80% overnight as people constantly try to buy during the dead cats

[Anonymous No.17835474]

>>17835445

Friendly reminder you can’t get a job from a fine/liberal arts degree

[Anonymous No.17835484]

>>17835417
>keeps going down
>now -1%
heh
>>17835431
the problem is the fed can't deal with the structural problem of the coronavirus, that is a political problem and without that they are just putting bandaids on hoping to fucking hell the politicians start waking up and realizing they've run out of scapegoats and need to deal with it.
like can't blame powell if tomorrow is red can you? he did what trump wanted

[Anonymous No.17835485]

>>17835445
lol @ ur life.

[Anonymous No.17835487]

>>17835431
Bullion sold out, breh. They got those with the TP and ground beef.

[Anonymous No.17835489]

>>17835454
No. Fed caused market panic by slashing rates AGAIN and pumping. Everyone is in panic mode now.

[Anonymous No.17835492]

we mooning lads

[Anonymous No.17835496]

>>17835392
Same reaction as US futures had to Powell's 100 point cut earlier. Markets appear to be interpreting these measures as admission from their central banks that shit is indeed fucked real hard and they don't have any faith the markets will stay afloat without it. Thus: sell.

[Anonymous No.17835504]

>>17835464
>cheap house
no. cheap money will drive up demand for homes

[Anonymous No.17835507]

>be Wikipedia
>Black Monday (2020)
>Black Thursday (2020)
>Black Monday II (2020)
>???

[Anonymous No.17835510]

THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
>THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
>THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
>THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
>THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN
>THIS IS THE POWER OF 12 TRILLION YEN

[Anonymous No.17835512]

ONE THING

[Anonymous No.17835513]

>>17835320
>ears start ringing

[Anonymous No.17835515]

>>17835474
Thanks Captain Obvious

[Anonymous No.17835516]

What I'm watching tomorrow
TZA
SRTY
UVXY
TVIX
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17835519]

>>17835402
Honestly just the fact that a fuckton of old influential people are going to die is going to change shit. Think about how many politicians around the world are 60+. Experts in their field. Betty White.

[Anonymous No.17835524]

>>17835510
The market is really going to shit the bed tomorrow. I placed close orders at $12.00/contract for the $0.50/contract puts I bought on $AMD.

[Anonymous No.17835532]

HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS
>HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS
HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS
>HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS
HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS
>HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/15/the-sp-500-futures-hit-limit-down-at-5-percent.html
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/15/the-sp-500-futures-hit-limit-down-at-5-percent.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/15/the-sp-500-futures-hit-limit-down-at-5-percent.html
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/15/the-sp-500-futures-hit-limit-down-at-5-percent.html

HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS
>HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS
HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS
>HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS
HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS
>HERE YOU GO NEWFAGS

>>17835402
Wait what did he say? When did he say that?

Shit I missed the Dalio essay too!
Reeeeeee.

>>17835431
I wouldn’t.
Hedge with some gold, but we may be hitting some problematic deflation.

[Anonymous No.17835534]

>>17835507
>Vantablack Monday (2020)

[Anonymous No.17835537]

>>17835445
>He haven't played Bloodborne

[Anonymous No.17835538]

>>17835513
>Pull a Vincent van Gogh

[Anonymous No.17835541]

It's over, elevens are finished. Time for Taiwan to prove they're not as culturally irrelevant as they seem and build their own anime industry.

[Anonymous No.17835544]

We went from 2008 to 1929 pretty fast here.

[Anonymous No.17835548]

This crash is bad enough to deserve a name. Pls refer to it future as:

CORONA CRASH

[Anonymous No.17835552]

>>17835484
Oh trumps going to try.
He’ll say powell waited too long, he’ll say we should go negative, he’ll say Obama stopped him from getting the testing done early on, and somehow he’ll work Hillary into the conversation (that usually works too)

[Anonymous No.17835554]

Whats a good inflation hedge? I’m sitting on 20% BTC 80% USD right now. Bitcoin seems like it might be a dud though. Maybe I should try commodity futures or something? That seems dangerous if the economy slows down though. But I’m afraid the fed will jew me by devaluing the dollar

[Anonymous No.17835556]

>>17835532
was expanding your post for that really necessary?
>was expanding your post for that really necessary?
was expanding your post for that really necessary?
>was expanding your post for that really necessary?

[Anonymous No.17835557]

>>17834803
A couple of weeks? Every single western government is going to collapse. You're beyond retarded if you think otherwise.

[Anonymous No.17835558]

>>17835366
But how long the circuit breaker will last?

[Anonymous No.17835561]

>>17835507
>Black History Month (March)

[Anonymous No.17835562]

>>17835507
If tomorrow opens down 10% but ends up 10% they could call it Mutt Monday

[Anonymous No.17835564]

Do you guys actually trust someone that made a casino go bankrupt to fix the economy? Uh oh...

[Anonymous No.17835567]

>>17835179
>why the fuck is ASX now -9.5%, didn't it close?
Closing Single Price Auction.
https://www.asx.com.au/about/trading-hours.htm

[Anonymous No.17835569]

>>17835544
'08 was -57% on the S&P. Not there yet.

[Anonymous No.17835571]

>>17835548
The Poo Bear Brap

[Anonymous No.17835577]

>>17835544
This was never comparable with 2008. This isn't comparable with anything really, since the relief valve is a fucking vaccine that's at least a year out instead of some fundamental change in market forces or the economy.

[Anonymous No.17835578]

>>17835544
I'm still not buying this is it.

[Anonymous No.17835585]

>>17835544
we fell into a bear market faster than 1929, by over like 2 weeks
>>17835552
he'll try, will it really work AFTER he signed a copy of the market soaring 9% all because of him?
oh the cultists will buy it, but they'll buy literally anything he says

[Anonymous No.17835595]

>>17835577
>he relief valve is a fucking vaccine that's at least a year out instead of some fundamental change in market forces or the economy.
Viral outbreaks don't last that long. They burn out.

[Anonymous No.17835597]

>>17835548
Why not the Panda Bear Market? You know, since China.
>What's black and white and red all over?

[Anonymous No.17835598]

>>17835524
Shit maybe I should sell puts on AMD at this point. Worst thing that could happen is I have to buy some really really cheap amd.

[Anonymous No.17835600]

>>17835564
>made a casino go bankrupt
Trump really is the good guy then? He didn’t Jew people out of their winnings?

[Anonymous No.17835604]

>g-give me one example of a flu causing a recession!
Kek

[Anonymous No.17835609]

>>17835577
Nah the vaccine doesn't matter, this is a liquidity crises. A vaccine would have no impact on that.

[Anonymous No.17835615]

>>17835544
Nah you're just over exaggerating

[Anonymous No.17835619]

>>17835556
No, but some newfag keeps doing that with old insignificant information, and this is at least helpful.

[Anonymous No.17835623]

>>17835402
I'd say countries don't need it. Overpopulation is going to be a problem very soon and there's already not enough food for everyone as is

[Anonymous No.17835627]

>>17835402
>Millions of people about to lose their jobs
>Modern medicine birth control
>No recovery in sight
>Automation makes 75% of workforce obsolete
>Stock market crashing

Yes a baby boom is indeed the most likely result of this scenario wow how insightful of you.

[Anonymous No.17835629]

>nikkei -2%
12 TRILLION Yen lmao

[Anonymous No.17835631]

Post yfw the dow trips all three circuit breakers tomorrow before lunchtime and the entire thing freezes til the day after.

[Anonymous No.17835635]

>futures already deep red
>ppl denied a historical bloodbath yesterday
stay salty anons

[Anonymous No.17835641]

>>17835577
We are past that point. If a vaccine was announced on Tuesday it wont change the damage done on Monday.

[Anonymous No.17835642]

>>17835304
Kyahahaha~!

Moni purinta go buru-buru!

[Anonymous No.17835644]

>>17835585
Exactly, his base will STILL think he’s the good guy and stands for them and they’ll back him. Maybe enough other folks will feel too discouraged to vote, don’t know.

Man he really looked like he had a sure thing going.

[Anonymous No.17835645]

>>17835631

[Anonymous No.17835646]

>>17835627
Ok incel

[Anonymous No.17835648]

>>17835595

Shhh retards panicking is good for us. I’ve been slowly accumulating blue chip stocks at dividend yields that are almost twice as good as 10 year CDs

[Anonymous No.17835650]

>>17835595
>Viral outbreaks don't last that long. They burn out.
>Spanish Flu
lasting until the end of the year
>Hong Kong Flu
multiyear
>Asian Flu
multiyear
>Swine Flu
lasted the fucking year

[Anonymous No.17835655]

>>17835597
cute

[Anonymous No.17835656]

>>17835544
that's because it's faster than 1929...

[Anonymous No.17835657]

>>17835569
Monday, Tuesday, and we're there. The unique thing about this crash is that it's going to be rapid, because the catalyst is rapid. Every person infected by this shit virus causes the actual value of your stocks to depreciate in real-time. Every new quarantine directive that pops up on a daily basis causes the actual value of your stocks to depreciate in real-time.

It's not like the market is waiting to see if banks will default or not, or waiting to see how big the scope of the problem is, before lowering some more. You're just constantly bleeding money until you get out of the market and it exponentially worsens every day. The price action that took place over months in previous crashes will be wrapped up perhaps by the end of this week or the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.17835663]

>>17835644
I'd vote for him again. Best bang for my buck I ever had.

[Anonymous No.17835666]

>>17835631
I'd rather it trip the first two and then go below -20% after 3:25

[Anonymous No.17835671]

>>17835544
This is a literal once in history tier event, the circumstances aren't comparable to other recessions

[Anonymous No.17835672]

>>17835507
Isn't black supposed to be a good color in business?

[Anonymous No.17835677]

>>17835666
Satanic trips confirm

[Anonymous No.17835678]

>>17835646
based

[Anonymous No.17835688]

>>17835548
Why not just call it what it is?

A capitalist global economic crisis triggered by a pandemic?

[Anonymous No.17835689]

>>17835657
Oh God, this has nothing to do with the virus at this point and everything to do with the Fed.

[Anonymous No.17835694]

>>17835577
>relief valve is a fucking vaccine
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
unregulated eurodollar
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
eduction bubble
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
mass immigration
never-ending wars
extreme domestic political tension
global pandemic

[Anonymous No.17835695]

>>17835672
Get woke go broke.

[Anonymous No.17835698]

>>17835644
m8 you're forgetting Trump WON independents in 2016, they aren't cultists and he has already been struggling with them before this. not to mention a 1% (!) shift in margin in 3 states is all it takes for him to lose.
but irrelevant, for now let's focus on nikkei still plummeting. Abe is going to order Kuroda to cut his stomach open for this.

[Anonymous No.17835699]

>>17835666
Checked and GG. Stock market ist done.

[Anonymous No.17835708]

>>17835689
Muh fed. It's capitalism itself you god damn imbeciles. Lemmings, all of you.

[Anonymous No.17835712]

>>17835609
>A vaccine would have no impact on that.
We aren't getting herd immunity from this. Either quarantine measures fail completely and everyone ends up infected or we're locked down until the vaccine drops. Else you're just playing whack a mole every time there's an outbreak even if you make the disease rare. Open a state for a few weeks, close for a month. Open a border, then close it a while latter.

We're fucked.

[Anonymous No.17835717]

>>17835688
that's neither snappy or catchy

[Anonymous No.17835721]

>>17835564
>>17835623

[Anonymous No.17835722]

>>17835677
>>17835699
>>17835666
Uhhhhh bros.....

[Anonymous No.17835730]

>>17835641
>it wont change the damage done on Monday.
The real damage is going to be the shutdowns.

[Anonymous No.17835732]

>>17835666
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.17835734]

>>17835708
>muh capitalism
Oh wow you are that retarded commie that actually believes that. Ok how is it capitalism's fault kid?

[Anonymous No.17835737]

>>17835688

Gay and lame

Also the epicenter stems from China, so they deserve the credit for their poor hygiene and failure to contain it

[Anonymous No.17835738]

>>17835722
And another one for the unstoppable crash

[Anonymous No.17835740]

>>17835666
checked

[Anonymous No.17835746]

those DAX futures

[Anonymous No.17835755]

>eat bat
>world ends

[Anonymous No.17835759]

>>17835666
Its happening.
Satanic Trips confirm.

[Anonymous No.17835768]

>>17835689
>massive supply chain disruption
Supply and demand can't be disrupted for this status quo to work. This virus is the fucking antithesis to this entire global economy right down to hitting the global supplier first, and hitting boomers harder.

[Anonymous No.17835769]

>>17835708
Get lost, communist filth.

[Anonymous No.17835774]

>>17835737
I was going to call you names, but, then I realized. That would be counter productive. Now is not the time.

You simply need to understand that the economic bubble we were under was begging for a reason to explode in our faces and it finally found one. You can't get blood from a stone and you can't make value out of thing air.

[Anonymous No.17835777]

>>17835688
Because that's not accurate. It's a financial crises in the middle of a pandemic. You know there isn't a country on earth that isn't suffering right now including communist and socialist countries you dumbass.

[Anonymous No.17835789]

>>17835769

[Anonymous No.17835799]

>>17835777
Hard to argue with these trips.

[Anonymous No.17835803]

>>17835644
dont care loser
just enjoy the ride

[Anonymous No.17835810]

Week after week of bull genocide. When will they give up? They run after 'cheapies' like a kid hoping to loot candy from a collapsing, burning store. Will they seem very 'cheap' when the whole building falls down on you?

We have not even begun actual deflation with regards to securities. Not until we return to at least 2012 levels and then perhaps lower.

[Anonymous No.17835820]

>>17835777
>You know there isn't a country on earth that isn't suffering right now including communist and socialist countries you dumbass.
It's almost like putting a global economy in sleep mode to keep a virus from spreading is bad for it.

Have we tried turning it off and back on again? Maybe do a system restore to an earlier update? I hear feudalism was cool.

[Anonymous No.17835826]

How do you convince /pol/ that no, the gold standard isn't the fucking answer and it wouldn't help the American economy more than it would hurt it?

[Anonymous No.17835829]

>>17835768
The status quo huh? How does supply and demand make the status quo work? And what is the status quo? I'm getting amused with you pulling this out of your ass. No economist would take you seriously right now.

[Anonymous No.17835836]

>>17835777
You faggots will beat that strawman, literally, to the end of the world wont you?

[Anonymous No.17835841]

>>17835826
Ask them when the last time they bought gold was.

[Anonymous No.17835842]

>>17835746
And they're just doing as best as they can guesstimate with American futures flying blind. When the S&P 500/Dow Jones tanks everyone else goes with it.

[Anonymous No.17835855]

>>17835803
WE COMFY HERE BOIS

[Anonymous No.17835856]

New bread
>>17835846

New bread
>>17835846

New bread
>>17835846

[Anonymous No.17835857]

>>17835789
Marx saying "I told you so" is such a forced meme. Every country that adopts Communism dies or morphs into something completely different committing horrible atrocities to their people like everyone predicted and then they turn around and go "Not real communism".

>>17835836
>Strawman
How is anything that anon saying a strawman? Why do leftists retards always yell strawman at any situation. Your talk shows are a good example of what straw-manning actually is.

[Anonymous No.17835858]

new new new

>>17835853

>>17835853

>>17835853

>>17835853

>>17835853

[Anonymous No.17835860]

>>17835820
Seriously this is what it is but we literally have spoiled naive marxist retards who think it's all muh capitalism. God damn chapotrap house is such fail.

[Anonymous No.17835866]

>>17835666
>>17835677
>>17835699
>>17835722
>>17835732
>>17835740
>>17835759

Neat that was the first time I've ever gotten trips, and theyre satan trips, guess I'm going to be rich, sorry bulls

[Anonymous No.17835872]

>>17835542
you dumb fuck
you're done lmao
pic related is what he posted originally, sourced from the archives.

[Anonymous No.17835882]

>>17835857
seethoid

[Anonymous No.17835885]

>>17835746

Dax will be down 14-18% by the end of the day

[Anonymous No.17835887]

>>17835858
>>17835856
>Neither changed the nhentai link
Both of you are fags.

[Anonymous No.17835891]

>>17835857
I don't think he knows what a strawman is

[Anonymous No.17835895]

>>17835836
communism is a failed ideology that has resulted in nothing but failed states, totalitarian dictatorships and hundreds of millions dead. capitalism allows you to advocate for this shitty ideology on a device right now to other people on the internet

[Anonymous No.17835915]

>>17835858
disregard. deleted. use other one

[Anonymous No.17835919]

>>17835891
No one on the left does.

[Anonymous No.17836003]

>>17835644
seether lmao

[Anonymous No.17836665]

>>17835257
Fucking perfect

[Anonymous No.17836764]

>>17835044
get the fuck out of my board tyrone

[Anonymous No.17836822]

>>17835826
Ban usury