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>> No.17828024

I posted in the wsb thread but I'm still blocked out. WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17828027

first

>> No.17828044
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im buying

>> No.17828051
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>> No.17828142

>2 other SMG threads on the first page, both with less than 100 posts
the absolute state of this general

>> No.17828172
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I AM FINANCIALLY DEVASTATED
ECONOMICALLY RUINED
MONETARY ABOLISHED
PECUNIARY ANNIHILATED
NUMERICALLY OBLITERATED
FISCALLY EXTINGUISHED
BUDGETARY CRUSHED
POCKET CHANGE DESOLATED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17829492
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KEK did Gammon really just use the term "normies" on his livestream https://youtu.be/W9FpJptxTqU

>> No.17829548

>>17828142
There shouldn't be an /smg/
Cryptokiddies and pajeet shills need to be booted off the site and let /biz/ be for actual business discussion.

>> No.17829569
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17829569

uhhhh guys

>> No.17829572

> muh FUD
> muh flu
> my liberal media
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
they never fixed the bubble
they just made it bigger
your offer is about to be irrevocably changed

>> No.17829607
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>>17827810
> They thought stonks went up
I've been telling you guys for the better part of a week, they only go down. Also, for who remembers, I have fully recovered so not dying of coronavirus.

>> No.17829612

>>17829548
soon crypto will be dead

>> No.17829631

>>17829572
Its time for a new world anon.

>> No.17829664

>>17829607
You're fucking retarded and way too late. Enjoy getting fucked

>> No.17829785
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>>17829664
> Way too late
You're retarded, most of these are a week or older, if anything the argument would be that I held too long through 3500 in unrealized losses on Friday, which is also false and are the words of the weak handed. Notice how what I have left in between all of those is so much less than my profit over the month? Because this is all profit on profit on profit.

>> No.17830120

>>17829607
you selling the 3/20 puts tomorrow?

>> No.17830169

>>17827810
GIVE ME A QRD
GIVE ME A QRD
GIVE ME A QRD
GIVE ME A QRD

>> No.17830175
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17830175

>he thought imaginary green imperialism paper coins would make him rich

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17830196

Why cant the nikkei die

>> No.17830231
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17830231

FF12 is the best Final Fantasy

>> No.17830233
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>>17828051

>> No.17830286

> muh FUD
> muh flu
> my liberal media
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
they never fixed the bubble
they just made it bigger
from the ashes a new world will be born

>> No.17830447

>>17830120
Maybe, I might just let them ride as I dont see much positive news this week. Maybe Tuesday before next fed pump, but the way those go it's tempting to hold.

>> No.17830466

All I ever wanted was to have sex

>> No.17830471
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17830471

>bulls are celebrating over this

>> No.17830474

THE BANKS WILL BE EMPTY BY TUESDAY
GO NOW
GET CASH
THE REQUIRED RESERVES ARE NOW OFFICIALLY 0% FOREVER
THEY DON'T HAVE YOUR MONEY
THEY WILL SHUT DOWN WITH YOUR MONEY INSIDE
THIS IS THE FUCKING END

>> No.17830476

>>17830196
Nikkei is saving green Monday right now.

>> No.17830479
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17830479

>>17829548
This.

>> No.17830503

>>17828044
this guy fucks

>> No.17830514

>>17830466
>All I ever wanted was to have sex

Boy are YOU in the wrong fucking place.

>> No.17830522

>>17829572
Don't forget about record corporate debt.

>> No.17830523
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>>17830474
THIS

>> No.17830529

how much gush should i buy

>> No.17830530

i'm going to laugh the first day the stocks go up and the bulls crawl back out and act like we're going back to 29K and everything is sunshine and rainbows and the economy isn't completely fucked now

>> No.17830532
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17830532

why did i buy any puts?

>> No.17830540

>>17827810
>https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

jej

>> No.17830541

>>17830476
Bank of Japan must be running the printing presses on full steam buying stocks in order to weaken the yen vs dollar.

>> No.17830545

this might be my favorite song since i was like 20 years old....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHL3yHt08qs

Zoe sings what's she given and this song is amazing. When I cry it makes me cry harder, and when I want to fight I find strength to fight harder... there is nothing more I want from a song... this could be my favorite song... i just don't judge too much.

>> No.17830547

THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/PGrxHO-B2TY

>> No.17830553
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17830553

Nikkei kinda killin' my vibe rn tho

>> No.17830559

>>17830474
If this were the case the money itself would become worthless. You'd have paper worth nothing that no one would want.

Jesus, would it kill you shorts to think some of these things through to their logical conclusions? I get you're in the business of peddling fear to not so opaquely skirt manipulation laws, but c'mon.

>> No.17830565
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17830565

>Monday

>> No.17830571

so buy puts on anything for next week out till June?

>> No.17830572

>>17829569
fake and gay

>> No.17830575

>>17830530
That's not going to happen anytime soon anon. There is no bullish case left.

>> No.17830581

>>17830553
wait for Europe

>> No.17830586

Stock food.

>> No.17830590

>>17830545
>Jew posts subversive BEEP BOOP BOP music
>no surprises

>> No.17830598

>>17830581
is that a threat or are you saying EU will be red?

>> No.17830601
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>>17830466
ME

>> No.17830603

>>17830553

Japan is not under lockdown and dying rn don't trust them. Europe meanwhile is :)

>> No.17830611

>>17830553
There is a meeting at noon in Japan. Everyone is holding their breath.

>> No.17830612

>>17830286
What's going to happen?

>> No.17830615

>>17829569
Thx for this breaking info you retarded newfaggot

>> No.17830619
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17830619

Am I invited to fly in this thread guise?

>> No.17830622

>>17830471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iABFZGzEjY

>> No.17830626

Alberta just shut down all k-12 public schools through summer. Post secondary still doing online classes for now.

>> No.17830627

>>17830598
blood red

>> No.17830629

>>17829569
What do you guys think the odds of robinhood going bust after all of this is over are?
I think it's pretty high

>> No.17830634

Why were futures only open for 15 minutes today? Is this normal?

>> No.17830643

>>17830581
This, the DAX is already down almost 8% in futures and the Schengen Agreement has basically been abandoned over the weekend, shit's fucked

>> No.17830649

>>17830634
Yes and no.

>> No.17830650

>>17830619
Sure bud! Damage is already done anyway.

>> No.17830661

>>17830649
You can't answer why with yes anon. What's going on then

>> No.17830662

>>17830634
this is the new normal

>> No.17830667

>>17830619
Yes, as long as you don't bring any dirty chinks with you

>> No.17830675

>>17830169
IT'S OVER. THEY HIT THE FUTURES CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17830678

What happens if the market halts when my options expire?

>> No.17830680

>>17830541
They gave Abe war time powers so they can print as much money as they want, still not helping

>> No.17830683

>>17830629
robinhood basically lost all relevance when the other brokerages removed their fees.

>> No.17830687

>>17830661
tell me I'm gas.

>> No.17830689
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17830689

>>17830634
>>17830661


You don't want to know why.

>> No.17830693

>>17829548
QQ moar boomer

>> No.17830696

Since money will be worthless. Is it good to buy stocks to own companies instead of having money?

>> No.17830697

>>17830661
Futures hit limit down in 20 minutes

>> No.17830705

is it crashing or not? FED pump is imminent

>> No.17830708

>>17830661
Oh wait do futures halt at 5% instead of 7%

>> No.17830711

its over, over, over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84gmKIKTk40

>> No.17830713

>>17830545
seriously, how drunk are you right now

>> No.17830717

>>17830530
that happened on friday already

>> No.17830724

>>17830474
Lol I already put most of my money in the market.

>> No.17830725

>>17830687
ur fucked demand is low, and don't expect price to increase on oil for this season... we've actually hit a bad bottom point for demand... and you're kinda gonna just get laid off.

>> No.17830729

>>17830708
yes.

>> No.17830737

>>17830696
most companies will go bankrupt in next few months with all corporate debt and bonds defaulting. so yeah if you're feeling lucky and can pick the survivors go ahead.

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>>17830530
>going to
We get this after every green 1 minute candle

>> No.17830751

>>17829569
>market orders held or placed during a halt may fill at a (((very different price))) once trading resumes

how do you become one of the parasites on the inside that profits from this type of manipulation?

>> No.17830755

>>17830689
obama killed this socialist... even democrats in america don't want socialists.. why do you think this aalzheimers fuck is being promoted... its deep state control. they are refilling the swamp... don't let them vote trump.

>> No.17830757

>Want to throw a shit load of money into stocks soon
>might also get laid off soon and be dropped into the worst job market ever

>> No.17830758

>>17830477

What a fucking chad.

>>17830561

Looks comfy.

>> No.17830777

>>17830471
i shorted the euro so yeah im celebrating bigly

>> No.17830778

>>17830737
so i should focus on low debt.

>> No.17830781

As a leaf, am I better off sticking to the S&P TSX based stocks for investing?

>> No.17830786

>>17830737

Lol thank god I don’t come here for actual advice

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>>17830523
holy fucking shit....
This is it isn't it? The final suicide move of clown money triggering the suprahyperinflation. We are zimbabwe tier now.

>> No.17830810

The fed will never allow a crash. Buy the dip faggots. If you don't your a libtard trying to ruin Trump and my 401k

>> No.17830812
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17830812

What would be the natural interest rate if the FED didn't exist?

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17830818

>>17830781

>> No.17830821

>>17830810
sorry sir
boomer posting is strictly prohibited

>> No.17830826
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>>17830758
i dunno i have enough... i'm so prepared, you fucks suck... i have over 50 face masks.. i have a fifty pack and two 3 packs used 4 face masks... im ok... im actually going to get it and spread it... me having the mask on is important so i don't spread it... it's not about me... it's about your family.. this shit won't kill me. look at my amazon search history... i'm looking into ventilators... i actually give a fuck. and i'd prefer if you use white day photo from my gf instead of that other picture.

>> No.17830833

>>17830812
Interest rates are unnatural

>> No.17830835

>>17830812
zero, maybe negative.

>> No.17830839

anyone else tempted to buy up Ford while its $5 a share? the dividends alone seem worth it at that price, they cant drop lower than $5 can they?

>> No.17830841

>>17830812
The natural interest rate is 0% because usury is immoral.

>> No.17830845

>>17830839
>hey cant drop lower than $5 can they?
lol

>> No.17830853

>>17830812
theres no such thing as a "natural interest rate", capitalism relies on the state lol

>> No.17830854

>>17830696
buy PM you dimwit

>> No.17830855

>>17830781
Historically the US market has given better returns but that may not carry on into the future. Personally, I prefer to keep most of my money in USD and trade US stocks. This has helped protect me against a weak Canadian dollar and the collapse of the oil economy.

>> No.17830864

>>17830474
armored car guard here. we deliver money to the banks, we were told not to come to work. the banks will indeed be empty by Wednesday.

>> No.17830868

>>17830841
What if my bros need money but I would better off starting my own business and help them with my profit, but they insist they have a better idea of business?

>> No.17830869

>>17830841
based

>> No.17830870

>>17830845
i spoke with 6 of my employees today... uhhh... they're ok.

>> No.17830877

>>17830696
Buy copper bullion

>> No.17830878

>>17830724
You will be down 50% eoy but better off than most

>>17830559
>If this were the case the money itself would become worthless.
You fool.. You got it exactly backward. God I cannot wait for the bull Holocaust. For too long you have polluted my board

>>17830523
2022: the banks have nothing, the Fed prints your cash on demand, paper cash increases in value 10,000%
> Central banks act as a lender of last resort. To prevent a bank run, the central bank guarantees that it will make short-term loans to banks, to ensure that, if they remain economically viable, they will always have enough liquidity to honor their deposits.

>> No.17830880

>>17830786
How is this not the only outcome what else could possibly happen that isn't an act of God

>> No.17830884

>>17830839
I have 4 dollar puts on ford, so at least one of us will be right.

>> No.17830893

>>17830878
>You fool.. You got it exactly backward. God I cannot wait for the bull Holocaust. For too long you have polluted my board

You're a fucking idiot. Good luck trading your paper for food I can actually survive off of.

>> No.17830896
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17830896

Time for a green Monday, right bros?

>> No.17830901

Well, so much for the 10-yr.

>> No.17830905

>>17830864
NO... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17830909

>>17830854
>PM
Philip Morris?

>>17830877
it will take so long for me to get it that it won't matter

>> No.17830911

>>17830798
I believe this was done before the 2008 crash also. Buckle up folks

>> No.17830913

This board is schizo. Literally nothing.

>> No.17830916

>>17830878
Disregard my last reply, I see now you're only having a laugh. Carry on.

>> No.17830920

NIKKEI IS GREEN. WE DID IT BROS. MARKET IS SAVED!!!

>> No.17830929
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17830929

Is this bullish?

>> No.17830936

>XOM starting yield is 9% now
insane

>> No.17830938

Daily reminder bitcoin is a better indicator of wether China is fcking dead or not

Hint: it’s still dead

>> No.17830944

>>17830864
ss of armored car or gtfo

>> No.17830946

>>17830920

are you projecting the MADs?

>> No.17830954

RH just sent me a email explaining why they have trading halt lol we are hitting them all monday

>> No.17830958

>>17830929
Looks like it has peaked so yeah it's very bullish.

>> No.17830959

>>17830936
Until they cut dividends to 0

>> No.17830964

>>17830920
Please choke on your own tongue

>> No.17830966

>>17830896
my guess would be red
Nikkei and Korea only ones green (and korea for the record is only like +.3%) and nikkei is flying between red and green like the meme pic with the fed printing money
meanwhile Aussies still down near -6% and DAX futures now closer to -8%

>> No.17830977

>>17830929
>infection in China just stopped because of magic goys

>> No.17830978

>>17830958
5100 new cases today is peaked?

>> No.17830981

>>17830913
Here we have a lonely bull in its natural state of mind

>> No.17830989

>Black Monday 2020: Revengeance

>> No.17830992

i'm so excited for all breaks happening before lunch.

>> No.17830994

>>17830964
I wanna choke on corona chan's tongue tbhfam

>> No.17830998
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>>17830896
So green Anon. So green.

>> No.17831000

CHINA CRASHING

>> No.17831005

>>17830634
Jews.

>> No.17831009

>>17830978
That's nothing compared to the population of any country you dumb fuck.

>> No.17831010

>>17830878
i give up... actual livestock and farming... businesses that you influence... i don't think any of you hold enough water... even my well and propane generator... i've had so much sex... im so more prepared than any of you. i have guns and ammo... you're just terrible in general.....

to profit off something like panic... it's not a proper deal, but damn stay off the roads, give trucks room to speed... the Demartment of Transportations lifted regulations regarding Hours of sevice and they can do what ever they want... national emergency... I have so much drugs. I love my drugs, and my Truck drivers.

>> No.17831019

>>17830810
The fed can't stop it.

>> No.17831020

I miss ebola-chan, can we raid some labs and bring her back?

>> No.17831024

>>17830466
just had sex in shower, AMA

>> No.17831027
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17831027

>>17830977
Chinks are such fucking liars.

>> No.17831029

Shanghai index is green.... crash is cancelled... mooning on Monday

>> No.17831030

>gee mr. trump who does the market let you have TWO black mondays

>> No.17831032

>>17830966
also they're all red now lmao, even shanghai can't pretend to be green in this

>> No.17831035

>>17830835
The fed keeps them artificially low not the other way around.

>> No.17831038

>>17831024
>just had sex in shower, AMA

Anal?

>> No.17831041
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17831041

>>17830678
This guys comes to your house

>> No.17831042

>>17831027
chinks are fair... you have to be with multiple chinks and let them bitch about you among them selves.

>> No.17831045

>>17831009
>what is exponential growth

>> No.17831048

>>17830812
whatever the government would allow it to be

>> No.17831049

>>17831029
They are not allowed to sell anything right now you fucking retarded nigger

>> No.17831059

>>17831024
I find it hard to get in a girls butthole if it's 100% clean, the anus doesn't produce lube like her pussy does.

>> No.17831063
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17831063

>>17831010
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
This is the mark of a schizophrenic person. Do not engage with them.

>> No.17831065

Wow I can't believe the market based on complete bullshit goverment pumped buybacks collapses when anything actually happens. LONGS STAY LONG THE MARKET ALWAYS GOES UP LONG TERM lmao
That's true actually a 2 months (max) stoppage of half the economy will trigger a recession but it's recoverable. Enjoy the bloodbath until then. 1-2 months.

>> No.17831069

>>17831032
BUT THEY SAID CHINA IS RECOVERING FROM THE VIRUS

>> No.17831073

>>17831035
impressive, you managed to get this 100% wrong. the market sets the rate, it's the tail that wags the dog. look at where 10yr yields were while the fed had rates at 1%

>> No.17831075

>>17831024
Your shower head must have bigger holes than usual

>> No.17831078

chinks are small...

shit i mean i could kill a chink...

>> No.17831082

What happened? Why aren't the futures moving? Did we hit a circuit breaker?

>> No.17831083

>>17831045
What happens when cocks enter your anus every night kid. Get fucked if you think Corona will be a big thing, it's going to a blip in the radar you dumb fear selling scheister.

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17831084

>>17830231
>*Breathes In*

WRONG

>> No.17831085

>>17831038
just a regular hj

>> No.17831086

>>17831069
It is, but now you are all fucked. Demand shock.

>> No.17831087

>>17830810
Keep coping moron, this shit is done! If you aren't fucking short you are losing money the next several days. The FED blew their wad and it made the market puke! If the FED can't even pump this shit, it's unironically over for good!

>> No.17831089

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

AMA

>> No.17831090

>>17831065
>he thinks its only going to stop for 2 months
lmao people really arent paying attention

>> No.17831094

>>17831024
I just pooped in mine

>> No.17831095
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17831095

Only traitorous liberals, like pic related, who want the commies to win are buying puts, and shorting our glorious markets.
Real Americans and freedom loving patriots are buying stocks this week. MAGA.

>> No.17831096

>>17830978
>>17830958
>>17831009
Infections only just started getting exponential in Europe and the US. You can't be sure that the Chinese numbers are properly reported and the fact is that Most of the infected ARE STILL SICK. Not that it effects the market, but I'm not convinced that there are teams of WHO scientists wandering central Africa to monitor the situation there at all(every other statistic for African countries shows '1 case')

>> No.17831099

>>17831063
yeah i do have schizophrenia... where do you think ideas happen?

>> No.17831101

>>17831049
>Shanghai is an American market index
Who’s the retarded nigger now?

>> No.17831106

>>17831078
>>17831078
How small are you Baggie? I bench 195, I bet I could break you.

>> No.17831107

>>17831089
ENGLISH DOC

>> No.17831109

>>17830474
>he doesn't have all his money in $SPY puts
Never gonna make it

>> No.17831112

>>17831082
>Did we hit a circuit breaker?
Yes.

>> No.17831121

There is something ur all missing

>> No.17831123

>>17831089
all this time we were worried for nothing

>> No.17831125
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>>17831089
tl;dr

>> No.17831127

>>17831089
you think you're fooling anyone with that nonsense, faggot?

>> No.17831132

>>17831090
That's what Asia is looking at. The US will definitely go to DEFCON 0 if anything like lombardy/wuhan happens in any city here. The virus dies 2 weeks after total lockdown. Then things come back up.

>> No.17831139

>>17831096
Of course if they are going to explode but if it lowers the mortality rate to 0.2% then who fucking cares? All so far we have seen is poor as fuck countries while those in the wealthy one neurotically panic.

>> No.17831140

>>17831085
>just a regular hj
Better than I got today.

>> No.17831144

>>17831106
dude...
i havent stepped on a scale but yeah... im 5/11 and heavy fat as fuck im 160 lbs

>> No.17831149

>>17831089
same desu

>> No.17831154

>>17831089
Nice pasta

>> No.17831161

>>17831010
b-based!

>> No.17831170

>>17831089
K. Are the masks worthwhile or just placebo?

>> No.17831175

>>17830839
They're going to suspend dividends soon.

>> No.17831178

>>17831010
nice larp.

>> No.17831177

>>17831106
i assume my own weight... i literally haven't stepped on a scale in a long time.,, but what ever yeah i can still taze or dismantle you and run.

>> No.17831184

>>17830869
hewwo Gowwpy XD

>> No.17831188

>>17831121
ill bite

fed repo crisis, right?

>> No.17831192

>>17831170
Masks don't do anything which is why you have to save them for doctors, who are going without masks and becoming sick.

>> No.17831193
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>> No.17831201

>>17831132
wuhan has been locked down for almost 2 months and i can assure you they wont be coming online any time soon. just watch

>> No.17831203

>>17831178
yeah sorry if my life is your fiction... fuck

>> No.17831204

>>17830466
Cash out your stocks and crypto and see a prostitute. The only real currency in this world is food, pussy and weapons. In that order

>> No.17831210

>>17831132
>Then things come back up.
No country can function properly because it in so many places reinfection will be almost instant. Everyone has to stay quarantined until the last city goes through the 2 months.

>> No.17831212

>>17831192
k.

>> No.17831216

>>17831073
You have no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.17831223

>>17831121
Yeah, billionaires exit scamming to their private bunkers.

>> No.17831226

>>17831089
but what about its turboincabulators?

>> No.17831228

>>17831192
i like this logic, thanks schlomo

>> No.17831230

>>17831063
>>17831099
Someone called me out on my ...'s too
Yes I have "psychotic features"
And yeah I fucking sold before the crash
Mental illness is a meme schizophrenics are crisis soldiers trapped in playskool baby basedboy land. ... Think about it

>> No.17831231

>>17831178
i didn't ask for this... dealt with the hand to me... i'm telling you the government the federal governement is allowing breaking rules... make fucking money.

>> No.17831241

WTF is Nikkei doing?

>> No.17831243

>>17831095
Shoo jew.

>> No.17831251
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>>17831139
>He thinks that the recovering is that easy

>> No.17831252

>>17831216
you're retarded. the 10yr has been trading way below 1% for some time now. the TEN YEAR, not the 3mo. jfc kys

>> No.17831254

Numbers from CDC update at noon Monday-Friday. All numbers reported over the weekend are estimations based on state department and media estimations. This will be Coronavirus’ biggest week and it’ll be smooth sailing from then on I’m sure.

>> No.17831274

And there goes the Nikkei.

>> No.17831279

>>17831252
yeah you're still retarded.. we've seen so many bond yield inverts... you're literally talking to an infant but not giving guidance nor encouraging learning... you're the worst kind of know it all faggot,

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>>17831083
You're gonna get blown the fuck out by Coronachan, gg retard.

>> No.17831284

>>17831254
>it’ll be smooth sailing from then on I’m sure.
If civilizational collapse is considered smooth sailing then sure.

>> No.17831285

>https://twitter.com/Brian_Castner/status/1239362230728232960
>This is unreal. When I ran the military bomb squad in Las Vegas, we had special procedures for dealing with an IED on the Strip because it was too expensive for the casinos to close for a single MINUTE.

>> No.17831292

>>17831254
> All numbers reported over the weekend are estimations based on state department and media estimations.
No they are numbers coming from the states themselves, the governors are reporting them.

>> No.17831297

Should I put in a buy order on SQQQ right now or at open?

>> No.17831300

>>17830523
Idk if my money is safer in a bank or Robin Hood/coinbase USDC

>> No.17831305

>>17831095
MAGA!!!! SELLING IS FOR COWARDS AND FAGS. I HAVE FAITH IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY AND I SEE THROUGH THE LIBERAL LIES

>> No.17831306

>>17831193
Damn that's retarded.

>> No.17831313

>>17831144
Stfu baggie I bet that Chad could kill your fat ass in a second.

>> No.17831324

>This is our market now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

>> No.17831325

>bank reserve requirements set to 0%
what the fuck?

>> No.17831326

>>17831305
Lol, the religious always walk like lambs to the slaughter.

>> No.17831329

>>17831279
>you're literally talking to an infant
Except I'm right.

>> No.17831332

>>17831297
It's functionally the same thing

>> No.17831335

>>17831193
Why did you even bother saving something so dumb.

>> No.17831345

>>17831010
wtf you smoking tonight bagholder

>> No.17831348

>>17831325
Might as well give everyone a home printer.

>> No.17831350
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>>17831078
based baggie the chinkslayer

>> No.17831351

>>17831305
>GREAT COUNTRY
America is a kike controlled masonic piece of shit and its death will be crucial in the formation of a non-kiked world.

>> No.17831361

>>17831326
Nah I'm holding. We will see some bears go into legendary amount of debt when it's over fag.

>> No.17831364

>>17831292
I meant that the media estimates are what make them estimates. They usually include suspected cases. I’m sure state health department reports are accurate.

>> No.17831371

>>17831305
If you actually had faith and wasn't a limp dicked pussy, you'd buy calls.

>> No.17831379

>>17831089
von willebrands is hemophilia you dumb copy past

>> No.17831386

So, what ridiculous last resort bullshit are they going to pull tomorrow morning before open? You know they're gonna do it. Negative interest rates? 20 Trillion QE? Something like that.

>> No.17831388

What the fuck did the BOJ do?

>> No.17831393

>>17831325
haha money printer go BRRRRRRR

>> No.17831399
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17831399

reminder that since everyone thinks it will be a huge red dildo it will actually moon. always do the opposite of what everyone thinks will happen. see you all on the moon.

>> No.17831400

>>17831345
He probably took a break from his HIV meds to keep them stocked up for the Corona panic so he is delirious.

>> No.17831423

>>17831388
nothing
https://www.reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-central-banks-boj/boj-to-hold-emergency-policy-meeting-monday-at-0300-gmt-idUST9N2A601P
the meeting is in an hour

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>>17831251
>He thinks that the recovering is that easy
Well I imagine the only reported recoveries are those that were previously serious or worse condition. It's not like those with mild symptoms are phoning it in from home.

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17831440

Wew, zero interest.

>> No.17831443

>>17831386
well the market tanked 12 trillion in value last week so, really all they could do is just do a long term halt of trading. like, months.

>> No.17831444

>Nikkei red
it's over

>> No.17831446

well you can expect a Japan type Stagflation for the next 30ys. Better than deflation.

>> No.17831447

>>17831297
Not a good idea

>> No.17831449

>>17831399
Next week will be all 7+ swings. Let's see if there's anyone who can predict the sign for all 5 of them

>> No.17831464

>>17831443
We China now.

>> No.17831466

give me good advice for once you fucks. SQQQ on open tomorrow?

>> No.17831467

>>17829548
I agree, but you should know that biz was originally founded for crypto discussion, new friend

>> No.17831469

>>17831300
Honestly I dont even know if it will matter. Scary as it sounds even Robinhood could very well be safer.

>> No.17831472

>>17829612
>coronachan caption

>> No.17831474

>>17831386
they will close the market for 2 weeks if this doesn't work and pray virus situation will get under control in that time.

>> No.17831480

>>17831297
probably a bad idea. wait for it to dip sometime during the day (i.e. when some "good" news comes out). Remember, this market is going down, no matter what short term good news shows up.

>> No.17831481

>>17831446
Staflation is worse than deflation you faggot.

>> No.17831482

>>17831474
this is tru

>> No.17831487

>>17831425
I get the impression that the numbers as a whole are a pretty bad reflection of reality. Everything from all the dead people in China, to how many people are actual carriers, to how many people have actually recovered.

>> No.17831499
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17831499

>>17827810
DAILY REMINDER

He did this to you.

>> No.17831500

>>17831466
>>17831480

>> No.17831501

>>17831474
Short band would happen way before they shut the markets down outright

>> No.17831502

>>17831464
We did it when WW1 started. We did it before China. China is US now.

>> No.17831506

>>17831474
2 weeks is just enough time for asymptomatic carriers to break out in fevers and bronchitis

>> No.17831509

niggers who want to know how to get more bottom... you're welcome to look at uhh ass pictures in this music video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY

this is my favorite for spanish.... i sing and like i make pussies wet.

>> No.17831511

>>17831297
SQQQ is going to shoot up at the open on Monday when the rest of the market tanks. If you didn't buy at the end of Friday, you already missed out. Buy SQQQ on the next dip, aka when the rest of the market bounces up.

>> No.17831513
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17831513

>>17831449
Rolling
Red Monday morning, swings up to crab.
Red Tuesday morning, closes red.
Green Wednesday
Red Thursday
bloody Friday morning, swings up to crab again.

>> No.17831523

NEW
>>17830477

NEW
>>17830477

NEW
>>17830477

NEW
>>17830477

>> No.17831526

>>17831305
DO NOT LET TRAITOROUS LIBERALS CONVINCE YOU TO SELL STOCKS OR BUY PUTS. LIBERALS WANT TO CRASH THE ECONOMY. HOLD IS GOOD. BUY IS BETTER. WE CAN DEFEAT THE LIBERALS. GREEN MARKETS ALL WEEK. #MAGA

>> No.17831536

>>17831466
BUY BUY BUY

Although it could start green tomorrow so proceed with caution

>> No.17831538

>>17831400
>>17831345
Baggie is the type of guy that goes to a family reunion.. gets drunk.. hangs out and eats at the kids table.. then somehow ends up fucking his cousins best friend at the end of the night

>> No.17831554

BERNIE JUST TOLD THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO ASK WHO OWNS THE MEDIA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17831563
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>>17831499

>> No.17831565

>>17831481
>i cant into economics

>> No.17831584

>>17831536
If bonds start pumping then rethink shorting.

>> No.17831588

>>17831563
this is the post i've been looking for
post in new thread
remind glowies of their patriotic duty

>> No.17831615

>>17831526
Yo what's up with the bull trolls? If you actually think Democrats are controlling the market with a Republican president and Senate, you are full retard.

>> No.17831703

>>17831526
Have we finally reached the point where the stock market has become partisan? I mean I know we judge presidents based off stock market performance to an extent, but whenever we have a democratic president next are republicans going to demand that everyone sell their stocks to crash the market so they can blame the president for a bad economy?

>> No.17831723

>>17831282
>have lung problems
>lung problems get worse
>can't breathe
>collapse
Silly image desu.

>> No.17831725

>>17831474
They will not, if the NYSE closes the markets will keep running, the chairwoman of the NYSE talked about this a few days ago.

>> No.17831732

>>17831500
Gong to put in a buy limit for something low like 23 and see if I can manage to get a bite

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make my OC the next OP, plz

>> No.17831768

>>17831723
Those are dead people. The video of the Chinese officials going into quarantined apartments and finding dead people was also sad. I think China under reported their deaths and/or just stopped reporting them to give the impression that things were getting better/under control.

>> No.17831777

>>17831588
delivard

>> No.17831808

>>17831446
Nipps just have standard deflation spiral innit? Just added a 10% increase in taxes to try and get prices to finally go up.

India I thought was in danger of stagflation a while back.

>> No.17831825

>>17831399
Nah
But everyone thinks it will devalue the dollar. Watch the dollar pump instead.

>> No.17831864

>>17831230
>always think something is going to go wrong
>is finally right when something does
As an Anxietynigger this resonates with me

>> No.17831909

>>17831747
Uhhhh I like it!

>> No.17831924

>>17831747
>Not reversing the panels in the style of "Some bank asked for 50$" "I gotta hurry give them those 2000$" "Coming through with the 500b" etc.

>> No.17831932

>>17831703
you'd be a fool to think otherwise at this point

>> No.17831935

>>17831747
Gay like you.

>> No.17831956

>>17830619
i have cowona?? weally?

>> No.17832003

>>17829569
This took place 4 times last week during after hours and regular trading - no big deal.

>> No.17832068

>>17830634
I blame Trump

>> No.17832089

>>17831747
Pretty good anon

>> No.17832132

>>17831192
I said a variation of this to my coworkers when someone asked if masks help and I literally got the angry eyed npc meme. >:|

>> No.17832138

>>17830781
Stay out of the market. Biological stocks might have a chance. Get some XRP crypto.

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>>17831924
I'm retarded

>> No.17832162

>>17831499
I think starting a couple new wars in the middle east could cause oil to spike. Time to give them some more freedom.

>> No.17832205

>>17832162
AAAAAAAA
DO I SELL MY LMT OR NOT?!?!

>> No.17832228

>>17831467
yeah it was a containment board to keep crypto off places like /g/ and /pol/, nobody should complain if it actually turns into something more substantial than that.

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>didnt buy puts on friday

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Friday pump fucked me on fidelity, turning $1m in spy puts into $500k but I fomod into lqd and Dow puts (rh doesn't let you have more than 3600 spy options contracts right now) with the $300k cash I had on Robinhood soon after the pump started, think I ran out of money before even halfway through the pump

I don't know how lqd works, I'm just guessing that companies will go out of business and be unable to pay their debts and somebody told me lqd includes a lot of company debts ("bonds"?)

Got $100k sitting in fidelity. It was unable to be traded but now I'm wondering if I should try to put in an order for $100k of spy puts and hope they get filled at market before the dump

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>>17830810
Shhhhh shhhhhhhhhh it's okay boomer, just relax and drown in your own interstitial fluid

>> No.17833069

>>17830812
lotta brainlets here. The market would set the rate to reflect the risk of lending like it's supposed to. Right now interest rates should be at least 20%.

>> No.17833310

>spend $1000 on DIS FDs last week
>they reach $7000 on thursday evening
>decide to hold, absolutely certain they’ll close the parks
>they do
>DIS only goes up friday
>expire worthless

I’m literally going to kill myself. At least I still have a LYV $37.50 for 3/20. I deposited another $1000 since I got paid Friday, strongly tempted to either buy puts on Spain or some sort of luxury store like clothing or furniture since they’re definitely next to close.