/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17827776]

it nothing special, life will end someday, me now accepting it...
marvelously

Popular brokers:
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Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/prostitution/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Dead Meat:
>>17826906

[Anonymous No.17827816]

nth for bull market

[Anonymous No.17827817]

>>17827776
and i want to address all the nothingburger anons out there, how does it feel to be so wrong?

[Anonymous No.17827818]

I'm giddy with excitement for tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMwLjZWau9E

[Anonymous No.17827825]

Fuck bulltards
Fuck redshittors
Fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.17827842]

Keep a close eye on oil. It keeps fiddling with $20 range.

[W33DBrahski No.17827846]

>>17827776
First for Corona-chan

[Anonymous No.17827867]

>>17827818
It's going to be a show.

[Anonymous No.17827870]

stupid 4chan kept telling me image had embedded file like WTF no it no

Delayed posting for awhile -_-;

>>17827745
>implying

[Anonymous No.17827871]

https://www.instructables.com/id/Grow-Potatoes-In-Tires/

[Anonymous No.17827876]

Australia down 7%. First of the Asian markets.

[Anonymous No.17827892]

Another day, another -7% on every exchange worldwide.

[Anonymous No.17827899]

>>17827776

This is for the Deflation fags wrong the last thread.

You want inflation, because you believe the Fed.

Fine. You are going to get your wish. During this Depression, you will get Inflation not deflation.

That means, that while everyone is losing their job, prices will INCREASE instead of decrease.

Congrats, you played yourselves fags. Keep sucking the Feds dick.

[Anonymous No.17827901]

>it's just a flu, bro
>just liberal media fake news to slander the president

OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.17827908]

I feel like that announcement made things way worse

[Anonymous No.17827909]

Welp I put everything into calls expecting a hard rally and bull run this week. It was nice to know you bros

[Anonymous No.17827914]

>>17827901
>just liberal media fake news to slander the president
Weren't they telling us if we aknowledged the virus we were racist?

[Anonymous No.17827916]

so this thing is tumbling hard tomorrow right?

[Anonymous No.17827923]

We deserve a sticky t b desu

[Anonymous No.17827926]

You cant make this shit up

[Anonymous No.17827931]

>>17827899
But why prices should increase?

[Anonymous No.17827936]

>>17827899
Yeah, you dumb nigger. Money decreases in value when there's more in the market. It's why you have positive interests - to take money out of the market. Low/negative rates lead to INFLATION.

[Anonymous No.17827944]

>>17827909
kek

[Anonymous No.17827948]

>>17827914
absolutely delusional

[Anonymous No.17827951]

>>17827926
>too late
t-too late for what...

[Anonymous No.17827953]

>>17827908

The previous rate cut made things worse too. Emergency rate cuts mean that there is an emergency in the first place.

[Anonymous No.17827957]

> it's just a financial plumbing issue, bro

[Anonymous No.17827968]

>>17827909
You get what you fucking deserve b*ll

[Anonymous No.17827975]

There's not going to be a fourth dip... right? I'm totally buying FTSE100 first thing Monday.

[Anonymous No.17827984]

Bearchads ww@

[Anonymous No.17827992]

>>17827909
MOOS BTFO

[Anonymous No.17827995]

I lost 50% of my portfolio on Friday as bulls laughed.
Luckily I didn't sell my puts.
FUCK BULLS

[Anonymous No.17828004]

>>17827953

I bet if he left things it wouldve been the same if not better

[Anonymous No.17828014]

>>17827951

[Anonymous No.17828016]

>CDC: GATHERINGS OVER 50 PEOPLE SHOULD BE POSTPONED FOR 8 WEEKS

[Anonymous No.17828017]

>>17827901
>the absolute STATE of the Trump presidency
JUUUUUST

[Anonymous No.17828020]

imagine having a weak immune system at a time like this
lol just lol

>>17827926
>people in the market are not thrilled
haha

[Anonymous No.17828028]

>>17827936
It's the opposite, when interest are zero or negative people don't invest and hoard money, while with positive interest people invest in the market.

[Anonymous No.17828032]

>>17827948
You're just gunna pretend that shit didn't happen? I'm not even a fan of the president.

[Anonymous No.17828033]

>>17827876
This is getting way too retarded for me.

Who holds way high on a pump over the weekend then immediately sells at a 7% loss when more pumping is announced?
The market can do dumb things, and certainly over-react, but this makes zero sense at all.

Time to cash out. At this point it's just bad game of black jack.

[Anonymous No.17828042]

>>17827995
yeah I bought some qqq puts at market open on friday. I thought my money was gone but maybe not

[Anonymous No.17828049]

How I feel having held SQQQ over the weekend

[Anonymous No.17828066]

>>17827948
Are you actually from reddit? kys, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17828071]

2400 for futures is the bottom for now, but there's a lot of room for it to run down before hit ting that bottom and either boucing or crashing past it.

[Anonymous No.17828080]

>>17827914
Holy fuck how pissed are you?

[Anonymous No.17828110]

>>17827776
Gimme ur women, money and land , goyim.

[Anonymous No.17828113]

>>17828071
Why 2400?

[Anonymous No.17828115]

>>17827914

[Anonymous No.17828117]

>>17828028
Low/negative interest rates force banks to loan money out instead of keeping it in the other banks. This means that more money is moving in the market. In theory at least. It's an inflationary policy. High interest rates are deflationary policies.

[Anonymous No.17828118]

>>17827951

[Anonymous No.17828134]

im from /int, i know nothing about stocks or the market. can anyone tell me how fucked the world is right now? im slightly retarded so make it simple pls

[Anonymous No.17828137]

australia SURGING

[Anonymous No.17828138]

>>17828113
It was where the last drop hit the lowest point.

[Anonymous No.17828141]

>>17828032
>>17828066
cope /pol/niggers

[Anonymous No.17828144]

>>17827817
Capitulated weeks ago, but let others talk me out of going cash/shorts.

Didn't buy enough protein bars and water... or masks and isopropyl

[Anonymous No.17828152]

>>17828134
It's over

[Anonymous No.17828161]

>>17828080
>Everyone who listened to the mainstream media say this was a nothing burger and to stop being racist is getting fucked over
>Market is volatile as fuck
>President I'm totally indifferent to is getting buttfucked
I'm not really sure what to feel.

[Anonymous No.17828162]

>>17828134
we're on the brink of societal collapse
unironically

[Anonymous No.17828164]

>>17828115
>>17828080
>>17828017
>>17827901
>leftypol spam

[Anonymous No.17828169]

>>17828134

[Anonymous No.17828181]

>>17828152
>>17828162
>>17828169
rip i guess

[Anonymous No.17828185]

>>17828141
Is calling someone a /pol/ user still supposed to be an insult?

[Anonymous No.17828186]

>>17827776
Reminder... STAY IN CASH, at least for the next month

[Anonymous No.17828187]

>>17828137
>surging
>down 6pts
lol

[Anonymous No.17828188]

>>17828134
well they're reporting things as trying to save them before "it's too late"
literally those words
>>17827926

[Anonymous No.17828193]

>>17828134
You know the collapse of the Soviet Union?
Think that kind of calamity, but without the fall of the government.
If you have debt or a job that's not a super niche field, you're fucked along with the market.

[Anonymous No.17828196]

>>17828141
>>17827948

[Anonymous No.17828205]

>>17828187
but it was down 7% anon. a classic bear trap.

[Anonymous No.17828222]

>>17828185

Its a compliment buddy

[Anonymous No.17828227]

>>17828141
>Doesn't even read what I said
This is why I'm glad I don't pay much mind to the party nonsense.

[Anonymous No.17828237]

>>17828186
your money is going to be safer in bonds with negative interest

[Anonymous No.17828241]

Haha this is fun to watch

>think of all the money you can make once this is over for like 10 yrs

[Anonymous No.17828253]

>>17828241
ok but I'm trying to make it now, not when I'm a boomer

[Anonymous No.17828268]

>>17828185
/pol/ is unironically the best board

next /biz then /fit/

[Anonymous No.17828292]

>multiple /smg/ threads active
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STICKY WHEN!?

[Anonymous No.17828298]

>>17828237
When you're bartering at night for food and disposable lighters, no one will care about your bonds.

You're not wrong in normal times, or even normal crisis times; but this one is going to be different because it's a systemic problem; and portable wealth is going to be more important than return

[Anonymous No.17828313]

>>17828253
live fast die young
>I don't fuck around with options yet, not enough xp

[Anonymous No.17828315]

>>17828292
ugh that's the worst...

[Anonymous No.17828321]

>>17828268
>/pol/ is unironically the best board
I just pointed out an inconsistency with something someone said and all the sudden they started screeching at me assuming I was apart of the opposing party to them. This is what I picture /pol/ as.

[Anonymous No.17828322]

>>17828292

NEVER! There's already too many tourists here.

[Anonymous No.17828333]

>>17828313
dont start
its just gambling

[Anonymous No.17828336]

>>17828164
Seethe amerifat

[Anonymous No.17828342]

fuck the stock market, i'm taking my money to chaturbate where it actually gets returns

[Anonymous No.17828367]

>Oil futures somehow still going lower
lmao

[Anonymous No.17828368]

>>17828028
He's talking about a liquidity trap.

[Anonymous No.17828371]

>>17828321

So youre retarded then, as suspected

[Anonymous No.17828388]

>>17828321
like anywhere, mostly idiots but sift through the dirt and you'll find gold

>>17828333
true unless you have years of experience

[Anonymous No.17828410]

why are there two /smg/ threads on the weekend lol

[Anonymous No.17828412]

man 2020 is tiring
this chink flu has got everyone in a panic, europe and china are under martial law, the everything bubble is about to pop and it isn't even halfway through march

[Anonymous No.17828435]

>>17828412
you forgot the war with Iran in January and oilpocalypse

also:
Food rationing WHEN

[Anonymous No.17828442]

Damn I might have to renegotiate my mortgage as rates are gonna fall

[Anonymous No.17828472]

>>17828371
That's also been 75% of my experience with politics. Although, I will admit it predominantly comes from the left.

[Anonymous No.17828496]

>>17827931
Because the fed just created $1.5 trillion out of thin air

[Anonymous No.17828497]

why the heck is SPY climbing :(

[Anonymous No.17828518]

>>17828412
>man 2020 is tiring
It's a shorting neet's dream. Normies getting btfo, and it's easy to make money.

[Anonymous No.17828544]

>>17828497
try to just lurk so you don't out yourself as a retard

[Anonymous No.17828558]

WHO ELSE VTSAX AND RELAX?

feeling real comfy DCA'ing into my accounts

warren buffett was right

[Anonymous No.17828571]

Trump said they're having a conference tomorrow and Tuesday - anyone know when and what its on?

[Anonymous No.17828599]

>>17828544
no u

[Anonymous No.17828602]

>>17828571
Planning when they will exit and move to Russia.

[Anonymous No.17828610]

YOU SAID THIS WOULD PUMP YOU SAID JEROME WOULD SAVE US WHY DO I LISTEN TO THIS SHIT THREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17828649]

>>17828571
More CEOs in the mix

[Anonymous No.17828663]

BTFD

[Anonymous No.17828685]

>>17828571
>Here are a few ceos
>pwease buy their products

[Anonymous No.17828686]

>>17828599
pretty sure you're looking at friday's data

[Anonymous No.17828696]

>>17827776
Wow, way to start another thread an hour after someone else did.
>>17827762
>>17827762
>>17827762
Neck yourself.

[Anonymous No.17828709]

BOJ will save us

[Anonymous No.17828714]

>tfw i didn't sell my puts before the friday pump and rebuy triple the amount at the end

>tfw i'm only going to make a ton of money tomorrow instead of a fuck-ton of money.

[Anonymous No.17828723]

>>17828117
The problem is that the loans aren't going up and that money isn't flowing to real economy and that's why inflation wasn't giong up as much as they wanted and so they kept pumping money.

[Anonymous No.17828729]

>>17827817
It literally is a nothing burger

[Anonymous No.17828734]

>>17828709
>nikkei up 1%
>ASX still down 5
lmao
kuroda in the market or something?

[Anonymous No.17828775]

>>17828610
Mount your mother and dew it

[Anonymous No.17828787]

>>17828734
Kuroda is on an airplane to NYC right now with 1000 briefcases full of treasuries
He's gonna pump the SPX back over 3000

[Anonymous No.17828847]

>>17828734
>>nikkei up 1%
Where? I'm seeing Nikkei 225 at -3%
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

[Anonymous No.17828868]

>>17828734

The ASX tracked weirdly during the Asian session last week too. One day ALL of Asia was blood red yet Australia was up like 4%.

[Anonymous No.17828874]

>>17828696
>ID: SIMP
so poetic

>>17828709
they probably only people in world with 100% honest monetary policy kek

[Anonymous No.17828891]

NIKKEI JUST OPENING
https://www.investing.com/indices/japan-ni225

[Anonymous No.17828896]

>>17828847
https://www.investing.com/indices/major-indices
it's already red again though
down -.2% so Kuroda-san failed

[Anonymous No.17828903]

>>17827901
>Phone poster

Very comforting.

[Anonymous No.17828978]

>>17828734
>>17828847
>>17828891
Bank of Japan to bring forward its policy meeting to noon JST Monday. Nip investors are expecting something big to go along with Powell's fatman/littleboy he just shot off

[Anonymous No.17828996]

>>17828978
>putting off the inevitable

[Anonymous No.17829028]

>>17828978
>fatman/littleboy
too soon

[Anonymous No.17829058]

>>17828723
I wonder why that happened. The Fed missed its inflation target by .5% in 2019.

[Anonymous No.17829109]

Plans for tomorrow:
>sell gush, hopefully capture my small +50% profit
>keep an eye out for more oil stocks with decent fundamentals and getting crushed on price
>double down on some of what I already purchased
>transfer more money into my account since I got paid on Friday
Anything else I should be looking into? I've also got some cash sitting on coinbase waiting for the next dip. I missed 4k because it's so fucking slow to transfer cash in there, maybe I should have gone to the bitcoin atm down the street, FUCK WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT.

[Anonymous No.17829132]

>>17829109
>Anything else I should be looking into
A psychologist

[Anonymous No.17829133]

>>17828978
That's in 3 hours FYI

[Anonymous No.17829158]

>>17829109
>GUSH
FUCKING LMAO YOU ARE FUCKED IF YOU THINK YOU CAN SELL THAT TRASH NOW!

[Anonymous No.17829182]

FYI
>>17829129
>>17829129
>>17829129

[Anonymous No.17829192]

>>17829109
>sell gush, hopefully capture my small +50% profit

[Anonymous No.17829319]

>>17829192
>>17829158

[Anonymous No.17829345]

Imagine being a bull after this past month.

[Anonymous No.17829348]

>>17829132
>>17829158
>>17829192
pls no bully

[Anonymous No.17829357]

stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.17829363]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeumyOzKqgI

[Anonymous No.17829393]

new to stocks, do i buy toilet paper or inverse etf, can't do options. i'm bagholding got some a cv stock called aytu because i listened to pumpers

[Anonymous No.17829398]

>>17829357
>literal trumpnigger

[Anonymous No.17829413]

>>17829393
Make sure you have enough supplies for 3 months, Maybe plant some potatos. Buy a gun and ammo.

[Anonymous No.17829414]

>>17827899
Let them eat cake nigger!

[Anonymous No.17829419]

>>17829398
if he is why is he saying reject government authority?
I don't know who's shitposting at this point

[Anonymous No.17829441]

>>17829357
Didn't he "resign" from the Trump admin almost instantly because he was too stupid to actually do that kind of job? I think that's the one

[Anonymous No.17829455]

Well we be fucked. TP and PT shortage, food raids, economy in the shat, virus spreading like mad (no cure at all for least a year). We're fucked. Time to just toss your morals out and live for the moment.

[Anonymous No.17829464]

>>17827901
yeah dude, it's just a flu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw&t=9s

[Anonymous No.17829466]

>>17829441
He's a literal dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.17829484]

APPLE SHUTTING DOWN ALL STORES OUTSIDE OF CHINA
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

[W33DBrahski No.17829501]

>>17828787
+1

BOJ
O
J

BANZAI

[Anonymous No.17829502]

bros they said they would do ANYTHING to combat the coronavirus

GOLD STANDARD BOYS

[Anonymous No.17829503]

>>17829357
Kek, it's all a manufactured crises! That's the hilarious part, I actually know doctors in the areas impacted in the US and the administration rate is actually super low for people who test positive, they are all like over 70. The annoying thing is how people are panicing. Trump unironically will be right that he will see a stupid type of pump.

[Anonymous No.17829543]

>>17829419
Yeah I forgot it was radicals that were saying the corona virus was fake news my bad bro
I'm always shitposting btw

[Anonymous No.17829550]

>DAX futures
wew momma

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17829557]

welcome back... this is when bunker in makes the most sense. you don't have too deal with much shit and you prepped, but baggie is retarded he's only got a gook gf and a business... he's literally unprepared... nope i'm pretty sure i fell in love.

[Anonymous No.17829561]

>>17829455
>Time to just toss your morals out and live for the moment.
we weren't doing that already?

[Anonymous No.17829578]

>Biden starts the debate by coughing in his hand
>Confuses the Swine Flu with Coronavirus

This guy

[Anonymous No.17829594]

BIDEN IS COOFING ON THE DEBATE, ALSO BEATING BERNIE SHITLESS

[Anonymous No.17829596]

Friendly reminder that after 9/11, Greenspan slashed rates and fueled the housing bubble and associated crash.
The crash enabled oligarchs to buy up hard assets on the ultra cheap.
Crisis>slash rates/cheap money>asset bubble>asset bubble crash>recession>job losses> mass foreclosures>consolidation of hard assets by (((you-know-who)))

[Anonymous No.17829598]

>>17829441
I think all the minorities Trump hired resigned and ended up doing more damage to him than good.

[Anonymous No.17829604]

Damn, I'm going to have to start charging all the neighbors that I've been fucking for free!

[Anonymous No.17829609]

>>17827926
>fed finally fires its load
FUCKING finally Jerome. Now if you're all done enough with the games. To the bottom please, I have many cheapies I want to buy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17829635]

i am pretty sure i fell in love guys... i got defeated by the magical pussy... we'll be ok... just buy more tomorrow and keep buying you've got a life to live,,,, this 2 quarter shut down will increase prices later.. it's literally supply and demand.. if you're /biz/ you know supply and demand..

[Anonymous No.17829666]

>Joe Biden on fighting the spread of #coronavirus during #CNNDebate: 'This is like a war and in a war you do whatever is needed to be done to take care of your people.'
you are Ridin with Biden, right anon?

[Anonymous No.17829683]

I am growing potatoes. No you can't have any.

[Anonymous No.17829686]

Why the fuck is everyone selling NOW?

I liquidated all my shares weeks ago, just before the top.

What sort of idiot thinks that now is the time to sell? We know coronavirus is here and that it's going to get dramatically worse. We've known this for some time now. Why would you sell under these conditions, 20% down or so?

I mean, we all know it will go down another 10-20% and stay low for ages. But this isn't new knowledge! Why sell now if you're retarded enough to not have sold before?

[Anonymous No.17829693]

10-yr and Nikkei both off the lows now.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17829700]

>>17829686
because of anticipation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhR0dDVRMqY

[Anonymous No.17829709]

>>17827776
>>https://nhentai.net/tag/prostitution/
heh

[Anonymous No.17829720]

>>17829596
> muh FUD
> muh flu
> my liberal media
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
they never fixed the bubble
they just made it bigger
your life is about to be irrevocably changed
the start of a new world

[Anonymous No.17829723]

umm

[Anonymous No.17829729]

>>17829693
damnit ;_;
10-year so close for nice refinancing

[Anonymous No.17829732]

>>17829693
Nikkei going up. Who knows why but the US will soon follow.

[Anonymous No.17829759]

>>17828134
Best case scenario: recession for the rest of the year, maybe even 2-3 years; hundreds of 1000s dead worldwide.

Most likely scenario: full-on global depression for years; millions dead.

Worse possible scenario: complete global financial and societal collapse; tens or even hundreds of millions dead.

Prepare yourself. Every outcome is bad, we just have to hope it's the lesser kind of bad.

[Anonymous No.17829770]

Nikkei slightly positive currently

[Anonymous No.17829772]

>>17829723
How is that important? The market halted last week

[Anonymous No.17829773]

all cash here, whats the play?

[Anonymous No.17829774]

>Halt market
>Inject swell
>Normies not allowed to buy dip
>gg corona, no re, we fixed the economy!

[Anonymous No.17829775]

Post your best Bobobs

[Anonymous No.17829778]

>>17829723
THEY'RE HALTING TRADING BEFORE IT BE EVEN BEGINS?
NICE FUCKING WORLD YOU GOT THERE

what a joke

[Anonymous No.17829791]

>>17829158
>>17829192
why? the market is going to jump tomorrow morning from the interest rate cut and my GUSH is going to be like nuclear charged interdimensional diamonds in outer space

[Anonymous No.17829794]

>>17829732
nikkei opened up +1% m8, and someone else literally posted exactly why, and at any rate just went red again
to me it's more telling that ASX is still down -4% minimum and DAX futures remain near -7%

[Anonymous No.17829798]

>>17829686
>we all know it will go down another 10-20%
No we didn't. Nobody "knew" how far it would fall. Nobody "knew" what the impacts are. And we still don't "know" whats going to happen. People who invested 10 years ago are still up over 100%. They aren't the kind of investors that "move fast."

[Anonymous No.17829799]

>>17829759

On the bright side, we may be able to institute a race war of sorts to cleanse ourselves of the brown vermin within our midst.

[Anonymous No.17829809]

>>17829732
>US will follow Nikkei
it's the other way round

[Anonymous No.17829822]

>>17829773
been short since feb 13. covering and going long in the morning.

[Anonymous No.17829827]

>>17829791
>hes completely lost it doc, he no longer determine what is real and what is imaginary

[Anonymous No.17829832]

>>17829773

[Anonymous No.17829844]

Daily remember that bull-tards are jew trump-tards

[Anonymous No.17829846]

>>17827926
>people in the market are not thrilled
Fuck that shit. I'm thrilled. I can print free money while it crashes, then go long and make modest but guaranteed gains until the next crash. What's not to like?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17829850]

>>17829720
so... context into all markets and give us the whole picture... you're literally doing nothing... you can come to my house i have food and water. park almost anywhere you want... you're literally just dooming and watching a blow out, and saying i told you so....

[Anonymous No.17829851]

>>17829773
Keep it. Every single market is a shitshow and will be so for at least a few weeks

[Anonymous No.17829854]

Nikkei is -1%.... where exactly is this big crash? Futures overreacted as per usual. This entire manufactured crisis is a democratic attempt to overthrow Trump and the economy in an election year. It's a mild flu that will be gone in 6 months. I'm going long on margin tomorrow.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17829877]

>>17829854
vix shinks and volitility crushes newbs that don't understand finances.

[Anonymous No.17829878]

>>17829832
my algo says we hit poop pants target tomorrow EOD

[Anonymous No.17829886]

>>17829854
The Nip market is known fornits stability, a 1% drop is huge for them

[Anonymous No.17829890]

>>17829822
nice man
>>17829832
thansk for da ta
>>17829851
cant i just pop in sqqq for some quick gains?

[Anonymous No.17829898]

>>17827776
>heh heh heh
>collapse when?
>im buying puts ;)
>all in on SQQQ
said literally every retail trader, the night before getting nuked by the fed

[Anonymous No.17829900]

>FUCK*NG

[Anonymous No.17829908]

>>17829854
>. This entire manufactured crisis is a democratic attempt to overthrow Trump and the economy in an election year.

And god help us if it doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.17829910]

oh well I got enough TP and PT to last a few weeks (end of month). In a few days when they restock the shelves I'll load up again. Maybe by then this panic will die down some. Or I'll just buy the shit online and have it shipped to me. I'll hit the store early before heading into work.

[Anonymous No.17829911]

>>17829854
Also buy GUSH

[Anonymous No.17829919]

>>17827776
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOWN!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17829918]

a broker will sell you anything... you just have to be smart and understand price.

[Anonymous No.17829922]

So I've decided I'm finished with reddithood, legit no reason to continue using it when TOS is free. When I transfer over to TD, will I be able to trade certain purchases of positions I held on RH? Or will the shares be transferred over at average cost???

[Anonymous No.17829927]

>>17829854
See
>>17828978

[Anonymous No.17829928]

>>17829900
>tfw you are your own reaction image

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17829934]

it's times like this im happy... i'm so fucking happy. i'm beyond enjoyment.

[Anonymous No.17829947]

>>17829809
Generally, but if that was always true then Nikkei would be -7 now. The fact that it remains stable will drag the US markets up a bit.

[Anonymous No.17829951]

>>17829890
Do what you want, but don't say I didn't warn you if SPY happens to shoot +12% tomorrow
My answer would be the same for tqqq btw

[Anonymous No.17829953]

>>17829832
whats the time frame for the bounce to rip bulls?

[Anonymous No.17829963]

[Anonymous No.17829966]

BERNIE TO BIDEN: "I DON'T WANT TO JOIN YOU"

[Anonymous No.17829968]

>>17829877
>>17829886
>>17829908
>>17829911
>>17829927
>taking the bait
mild flu should have given that away
>>17829900
based, bring on the boomer cull

[Anonymous No.17829972]

Aww, there goes that gain from friday for the kangaroos.

[Anonymous No.17829976]

>>17829951
true but the amount of bad news just keeps coming. its hard to image we open green

[Anonymous No.17829981]

Is the reset of this twisted game imminent?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17829984]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

I love you all.

[Anonymous No.17829985]

>>17829900
this is unironically one of the most redpilled men alive and i hope he is the first black president

[Anonymous No.17829993]

>>17829854
this also happened last Monday aka Black Monday 2020

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17830005]

>>17829985
dave clarke is a great man... he's ashamed of his force... couldn't care for everybody... i can't want to be in his head.

[Anonymous No.17830012]

>>17829609
How absolutely mad would the MSM be if these were printed out and put up overnight?

[Anonymous No.17830016]

>italian death rate up 200%
italian death rate up 200%
>italian death rate up 200%
italian death rate up 200%
>italian death rate up 200%
italian death rate up 200%
>italian death rate up 200%
368 people dead in the last 24 hours

[Anonymous No.17830021]

Has the market priced in Joe Biden getting raped by a communist on live TV?

[Anonymous No.17830034]

>>17829827
I've been right so far as has been this board on the whole.
I just don't buy it. Everyone already knew this was a big deal, it isn't the same as the last announcement, that is people reaching and playing the future like the past in a time of insanity.
I think the market will be green tomorrow later on in the day. I think people have had about enough of this psychosis.

[Anonymous No.17830035]

>>17829922
someone please respond

[Anonymous No.17830038]

>>17829850
are you drunk all the time or just when you post?

[Anonymous No.17830039]

Is gush the play of the game? Just buy shares of gush and wait a few months?

[Anonymous No.17830051]

>>17829686
Institutional investors (funds) have quarterly targets, so they all sell when prices go down. Wolves of Wall St all sell when prices go down because they're overleveraged and need to cover other positions. Bears like /biz/ and Buffett all buy in during these conditions because stocks are on sale and fuck permabulls.

[Anonymous No.17830057]

>>17829854
entire world shut down and almost 400 people dead in 24hours in italy. just to take trump out?

[Anonymous No.17830072]

>>17829908
True. If the democrats don't get there way this time by killing thousands, they are going to basically find a way to start a war and ship in 6 trillion hajeebs. The dems only know one move and it's "tell the news to say this is the worst thing ever, that has ever occurred, because Trump" But they finally learned to not make it entirely about Trump. At least not right away. But they've already gone back to putting the word Trump in every headline, the classic mistake, so the mob may see through the ruse. Right now they are trying to pretend that they, the largest media outlets in the entire universe are powerless to combat the "confusing message" of Trump's twitter and press speeches, as they blare Trump's tweet 4000 times a day on repeat. CNN and Vox may well die for this.

[Anonymous No.17830073]

>>17830016
Do you know what a rate is?

[Anonymous No.17830084]

>>17830039
I wish you'd buy a rope and hang yourself

[Anonymous No.17830093]

>>17829900
boomers can't go soon enough

[Anonymous No.17830100]

>>17830039
Oil is barely hanging on to 30 right now. Also if you want to long, do USO. Not fucking gush.

[Anonymous No.17830112]

>>17830072
kill yourself retard

[Anonymous No.17830113]

>>17830057
the democrats did not create the virus but they are fanning the flames and blowing it out of proportion big time using the fake media. 400 people dead in a country of 60,000,000 WOW OMG PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC. more people die from the flu in italy.

[Anonymous No.17830118]

>>17830039
Dude you're gonna HODL a 3x leveraged commodity ETF during a price war? You're either insane or retarded.

[Anonymous No.17830122]

I'm going to have a wank. Them I'm going to sleep. Then I'm going to wake up and look at FTSE and DAX and then fucking scream. And then I'm going to post here and pretend I'm happy and everything's fine and I'm enjoying the collapse and losing money and everything I invested. But I don't. I hate it. It's awful. Goodnight lads.

[Anonymous No.17830124]

>>17830100
Oil baby oil

Gonna load oil stocks this week to my pile

[Anonymous No.17830126]

>>17827901
JUST

[Anonymous No.17830127]

Market up tomorrow because market will see how much better they have it under Trump compared to if it was Biden or Sanders in office

[Anonymous No.17830137]

>>17830072
>they are going to basically find a way to start a war

What alternate universe do you live in that trump isn't the president? Let me in.

[Anonymous No.17830156]

>>17830127
this might unironically happen. how the fuck are they both so terrible

[Anonymous No.17830158]

>>17827909
you serious? what in god's name was bullish about last week?
lmfao

[Anonymous No.17830168]

>WSB PUBLIC AGAIN
You can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.17830178]

>>17830113
400 in the last 24 hours and the numbers seem to keep going up.
think whatever you want and good luck

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17830187]

i haven't faced everything yet.... i've learned so much in these past 3 years. im truly going to be a better trader, not in a shy way... i'm going to be happy.

[Anonymous No.17830190]

>>17829854
this

[Anonymous No.17830203]

>>17830072
> muh FUD
> muh flu
> my liberal media
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
stupid fucking slave

[Anonymous No.17830205]

NIKKEI NOT HEMORRHAGING, AUSTRALIA RECOVERING

BULLCHADS, OUR TIME IS FUCKING NOW

[Anonymous No.17830209]

>>17830039
>holding a leveraged ETF for longer than 3 days max
Enjoy your guaranteed losses.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17830214]

im never going to be broken or beat until i die. AND I LOVE EVERYBODY WHO WORKS FOR SOME ONE ELSE!!!

[Anonymous No.17830215]

>>17829900
hes right though

[Anonymous No.17830220]

I am a brainlet does this "student loan hack" seem legit to anyone? I just get 0% interest, 0 payments, eventually dollar loses 90% of its value and I can pay it off later?

[Anonymous No.17830227]

>>17830203
You forgot pensions and student loans desu.

[Anonymous No.17830232]

it's going to be hilarious how far Nikkei plummets when they cancel the olympics today

[Anonymous No.17830237]

>>17830156
Bernie wants the US to become a third world country and Biden wants the return of the Obama era

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17830238]

YOU ASSHOLES HATE CONSERVATIVES, BUT DAMN IT CONSERVATIVES ARE FUCKING COOL.

[Anonymous No.17830244]

>>17830227
pension crisis is mentioned
household debt includes student loans

[Anonymous No.17830245]

>>17830205
Youre delusional, please shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.17830248]

>>17830220
It won't work. 0% will only be during corona-chan times.

[Anonymous No.17830250]

>>17827871
You can go to Home depot and theyll cut the dimensions for you!

[Anonymous No.17830251]

>>17830122
You probably shouldn't be "investing" if you have such weak nerves.

[Anonymous No.17830256]

>>17830237
>Biden wants the return of the Obama era
so a third world country?

[Anonymous No.17830258]

>>17829854
>I'm going long on margin tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17830266]

WTF WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.17830268]

>>17830232
The Olympics brings countries closer to bankruptcy than profit.

[Anonymous No.17830282]

>>17827776
Guys, the fed is panicking. Even if tomorrow goes up, itll be shit city by the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.17830293]

>>17830266
its called a pump. are you new?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17830295]

ON NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER... I WANT TO SHARE THIS TO YOU ALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvjQFJi3fUM

[Anonymous No.17830296]

>>17830266
Youre behind, use investing.com

[Anonymous No.17830294]

>>17830258
>6 months
>I'm going long on margin tomorrow
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.17830299]

>>17830266
BOJ action earlier tonight.

[Anonymous No.17830309]

>>17830266
a dead cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.17830315]

>>17830256
Not an Obama fan but even his two terms was still far from what 1 day of Bernie would bring.

[Anonymous No.17830321]

>>17830112
Bernie Bro detected. Stop the able-ism.
>>17830137
I think you misread my post. What I'm saying is that if the Dem feel they need to top this story, they will move fully into false-flag mode. Unfortunately these school closing mean no school shooty stories to broadcast "guns bad, Trump bad". That story got boring so now we have this. But school shooties will be a nice filler story for them again after the corona.

[Anonymous No.17830323]

>>17830268
they already built and prepped for it. itll only be money down the drain HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17830335]

>>17829854
Agreed fellow MIGAped, trust the plan
WWG1WGA

[Anonymous No.17830350]

>>17830315
>>17830321
If either of them win, I'm voting trump (i'm an accelerationist)

[Anonymous No.17830352]

I JUST WOKE UP GIVE ME THE RUNDOWN

[Anonymous No.17830368]

>>17830282
Please tell me this means banks now have an effectively ZERO RESERVE REQUIREMENT. Please.

Because if that's true I'm pulling all my money out into cash immediately. Every last dime.

[Anonymous No.17830369]

when should I buy in?

[Anonymous No.17830373]

>>17830250
I have to grow inside an apartment, so I was going to get some tall plastic bins.

[Anonymous No.17830374]

>>17830203
Did someone not sell before the dippy do? All that shit was a long time coming.

[Anonymous No.17830376]

>>17830352
Theres a lot of really retarded people in these threads now

[Anonymous No.17830382]

>>17830352
the bulls won :<
peter schiff btfo'd :,<

[Anonymous No.17830385]

>>17830352
money printer go brrrrrr
futures limit down

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17830387]

i want more... i have everything, but i want more.... i'm probably too ambitious and my dreams and desires can't work for everyone... i still love and care.

[Anonymous No.17830397]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIKKEI

[Anonymous No.17830400]

>>17830323
The CDC also only suggested 8 weeks of no major gatherings in the US. If things truly get a lot worse and that holds up and the world followed suit the Olympics are still well outside of that 8 weeks

[Anonymous No.17830405]

Which one for the bounce?
TQQQ, UDOW, FNGU

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17830407]

what is more than everything? how ambitious can you be? i do step back once and a while.

[Anonymous No.17830411]

National prayer day

Please pray

[Anonymous No.17830417]

>>17830400
They are meeting this morning to discuss "what to do about the Olympics" so clearly there is something there

[Anonymous No.17830420]

when do futures resume?

[Anonymous No.17830422]

>>17830368
Yeah you might want to prepare for the worst here just in case

[Anonymous No.17830432]

>>17830282
Fucking insanity!!
THE FUCKING RESERVES????
I thought that was like the KEY central piece of how the fucking Fed is supposed to operate.
They are the justification for the Fed manipulation existing right?
Is the Fed just embracing life as a ZIRP money-printing machine where nothing matters anymore?
Went don't we just start explicitly threatening countries with military violence of they don't pay up? Cut the bullshit! I want to but a fucking house not get raped to keep up some insane charade at the end of human history

[fucktripfags No.17830433]

>>17827776

>>17827810
>>17827810
>>17827810
new

[Anonymous No.17830445]

>>17830420
never, but you can trade when the market opens tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17830454]

>>17830411
>National prayer day
>Please pray

Merciful Lord,
Fair and Beneficent,
We beseech thee
Oh PLEASE give Donald Trump a case of incurable Clap.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17830456]

>>17830405
i am holding tq;s and some of these premiums... you guys don't trade... i took lots of time off trading with vix this high... i didn't trade much. on paper trading for-ex i made fifty percent.

[Anonymous No.17830457]

>>17827916
Oh yeah.

[Anonymous No.17830461]

>>17829357
If I could gibbet until death every single current or former office holder to say shit like this I would. Maybe a few skeletons in chains in town squares would make a point that a bunch of nameless fucks dying in hospitals wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.17830486]

haha money printer go brrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.17830492]

NEW THREAD
>>17830477

NEW THREAD
>>17830477

NEW THREAD
>>17830477

[Anonymous No.17830494]

>>17830417
I’m not worried. I’m in WA and other than sports being gone and schools being out because our retard governor like to jump the gun, life is the same. Highways are still busy and people are still shopping at major centers. I have no worries that even by July 24th, the start date of the Olympics, this will be in the past.

[Anonymous No.17830521]

>>17830352
We're shakin' out the weak hands! Just hodl, brah.

[Anonymous No.17830555]

>>17830352
Jerome Powell powered up to 100% and used his special attack that he had been saving. There was a big dust cloud and the bulls cheered, but then as the dust cleared the bear appeared unharmed. Now everyone is panicking.

Basically, Lehman.

[Anonymous No.17830556]

>>17830352
Traps are gay.

[Anonymous No.17830566]

LOL, WHERE'S ALL THE BULLS SHITTING ON TA TRADERS TODAY? NOT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT?

[Anonymous No.17830583]

>>17830555
>Basically, Lehman.
Harsh dude.

[Anonymous No.17830588]

>>17830352

[Anonymous No.17830594]

>>17830220
kek, imagine believing the banks would let loans stay at 0% interest after the emergency period passes and they arent in danger of collapse from the real estate market tanking

[Anonymous No.17830610]

>>17829759
No pneumonic pandemic has infected less than 10% of the population and this thing is forecast to have a cfr of about 1%. Maybe slightly lower if we're lucky, but that will probably actually climb as hospitals flood and people can't get treatment, to say nothing of "excess" deaths caused by a lack of medical resources.

So best case scenario is likely millions dead. Close to tens of millions.

[Anonymous No.17830630]

>>17830237
biden wants a return of china-first policies so he an his crack addict degenerate son can keep raking in millions in bribes
https://sputniknews.com/world/201909161076811930-joe-biden-brags-he-spent-more-time-with-chinas-xi-as-vice-president-than-any-world-leader/

[Anonymous No.17830632]

>>17830282
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200315b.htm
Oh god it's fucking real. Time to pull out my money.

[Anonymous No.17830648]

Hey, fags, how does it feel to be so irrevocably wrong?

[Anonymous No.17830677]

>>17830282
>>17830368
>>17830432
This means the bank no longer has to hold any funds in reserve right? They can throw everything they have at others and probably collapse totally once shit really hits the fan?

[Anonymous No.17830679]

>>17830266
told you aggots to give it a minute after the Trump speech. the initial dive on open was from all the friday orders being processed

[Anonymous No.17830824]

>>17830679
Nigga is you retarded?

[Anonymous No.17830917]

>>17830352
Traps are not gay

[Anonymous No.17830960]

>>17830012
replace chinks with boomers and the MSM would collectively shit a perfectly square red brick

[Anonymous No.17831138]

>>17830960
Makes me wish I knew photoshop