Ohio restaurants and bars closed

[Anonymous No.17822059]

Ohio is closing all restaurants and bars for the foreseeable future, except for takeout and delivery. No more chicken tendies for you NEETs.
https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1239275883560648705

[Anonymous No.17822085]

>>17822059
good. smart move.
its unfortunate the US Govt or the UK isnt following WHO recommendations in this event

[Anonymous No.17822101]

>>17822059
>except for takeout and delivery
>No more chicken tendies for you NEETs.

[Anonymous No.17822106]

Anyone who chooses to live in Ohio deserves to suffer

[Anonymous No.17822113]

So what you're saying is, if I want pierogis and a beer, I have to go soon..

[Anonymous No.17822131]

>>17822059
Oh no how am I gonna get my food with spit in it from jaded min wage workers now? WTF? it's not as good if I spit in it myself.

[Anonymous No.17822137]

>>17822059
But OP... I always get my chicken tendies through the drive-thru or delivery.

[Anonymous No.17822141]

This is fucking dystopian.
>”I, as governor, am keeping you in your home. No education, no social interaction. Curfews will be put in place.
>”Oh my God, yaaaaaas! Thank you state government deity! Trump should be taking lessons from you!”

[Anonymous No.17822159]

>>17822059
NO!!!!!!!!!! Not the heckin’ IPA-rinos!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17822164]

>>17822059
bullish for delivery drivers

[Anonymous No.17822172]

>>17822059
so now all waiters and bartenders are effectively unemployed for the foreseeable future

BASED?

[Anonymous No.17822193]

>>17822172
Governor Mike DeWine said he's sorry
what else do you want to him to do, cry?

[Anonymous No.17822197]

>>17822141
You're fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.17822210]

>>17822059
My mom or granny (God bless her soul) make my tendies anon

[Anonymous No.17822211]

>>17822137
based

[Anonymous No.17822224]

>>17822141
>>17822141
It's honestly pretty pathetic how they're trying to make this into some apocalyptic event just to scare people because we are in a election year. These faggots are even talking about moving the army onto the streets because of this. Tell me exactly why we need the army on the streets scaring people into their homes because of a fucking cold

[Anonymous No.17822240]

>>17822210
does anyone really leave their house for tendies? serious question

[Anonymous No.17822249]

>>17822224
So my puts will be profitable? That's reason enough for me.

[Anonymous No.17822283]

>>17822224
>because of a fucking cold
You faggots have no idea what's coming lel

[Anonymous No.17822288]

Its just a fucking COLD, this shit was created by the fucking democrat commies to make trump look bad. Im refusing the fucking wuarantine because im not a little onions bitch

[Anonymous No.17822295]

>>17822224
They shut the friggin bars in Ireland anon.
all of them
before St Patricks day
Ireland. Bars. Closed.
>End. Of . Days

[Anonymous No.17822311]

>>17822059
>except for takeout
The tendies live on

[Anonymous No.17822332]

>>17822288
I can't wait for mass Trump cultist arrests, the icing on the cake of the boomer plague.

[Anonymous No.17822339]

>>17822283
>>17822295
Yea, I forgot chynuh is actually lying and the mortality rate is 100%. Happening everyone will be dead by next month

[Anonymous No.17822343]

>>17822106
We don't choose to live here, we just have a hell of a time leaving our family behind to get out.

[Anonymous No.17822377]

>>17822224
So your favorite aunt who used to touch your PP when you were little doesn't bite the dust?

[Anonymous No.17822401]

>>17822295
> The Irish need bars to drink
U Wut m8? We're drunk when we get to the bar..

[Anonymous No.17822404]

>>17822377
Damn, you've really made me scared. I'm just gonna stay inside for the rest of the year.

[Anonymous No.17822409]

>>17822288
You're fucking stupid as fuck

[Anonymous No.17822798]

>>17822224
Reason why:
Flu season - minor disruption to the economy
Fucking 1919 Spanish Flu, now with cheap and common International Travel and people Using Highways All the Fucking Time - absolutely catastrophic to the economy

Collectively, they are taking a collective baseball bat to the head now to avoid getting shot by a fucking GAU-8 Avenger later in terms of the impact having 70% of the goddamn population sick and/or dying at the same time might cause.

[Anonymous No.17822880]

>>17822798
In fact if you just want to apply literal gaming terminology to this shit:

- Your Healers can heal 10k damage per second.
- You are facing a horde of 100k mobs who each do 1 DPS.

The stupid play: Attack the entire fucking mob and your healers can't keep anyone alive for shit. Everyone dies or is out of resources and you have to just fucking sit there for ages to get everything back together. The fight is short and fucking brutal. Expect people to ragequit your entire guild.

The smart play: Tank it out and spread out the damage over a long enough time to just your front line so that you can keep the damage manageable and minimize losses. The fight takes longer -- but it's winnable.

[Anonymous No.17823033]

>>17822197
>total government control over how people act even down to where they can go to eat is a good thing
Sick people who are smart will stay home. If you’re healthy you shouldn’t be afraid to go out, Fauci and many other officials have said this. They’re gonna ban getting fresh air soon and twitter/reddit fatties like you will still applaud it. You’re as retarded as this Ohio governor is for saying “drive thru alcohol”

[Anonymous No.17823476]

>>17822880
this is actually a good analogy.

As an Ohio resident, I am glad to see our Governor actually listening to experts and acting NOW rather than waiting until it becomes a total catastrophe, as it will in the next week all across the united states.

I am realizing that we Americans are uniquely fucked in this pandemic. Our "rugged individualism" and refusal to listen to reason, our selfishness and complete inability to put the group before the individual, our healthcare system is a damn house of cards and within the next two weeks we are going to see it fall.

I feel like we are watching Rome burn in real time. America may never recover from this. Unlike Asian countries, which are doing much better jobs of containing this because their citizens actually fucking listen and protect the herd!

[Anonymous No.17823528]

>>17822059
>Illinois governor Pritzker will order all bars, restaurants closed through March 30.
its only just beginning

[Anonymous No.17823539]

>>17823476

[Anonymous No.17823634]

>go to the grocery store no food
>can't eat at restaurants
WTF HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?

[Anonymous No.17823665]

>>17822343
Wtf does this mean?

[Anonymous No.17823675]

>>17823539
Nobody's saying Coronavirus will destroy the world. It's going to change the world, sure, but not destroy it. How much we get to keep of the current world is decided by how proactive we are with this shit.

Same exact thing with Climate Change.

If you think there's nothing to be afraid of, you're an idiot.
If you think everything is about to end, you're an idiot.

If you think that the ride we're on is about to get fucking crazy if we don't put the brakes on, you're right.

[Anonymous No.17823695]

>>17823476
Holy Shit, a realistic murican
Capped for posterity

[Anonymous No.17823706]

>>17823634
Literally walk into a store, order food, and then leave. The ban is against 'loitering' effectively. You can't sit in the lobby and eat. You can walk in, order, and leave.

[Anonymous No.17823760]

>>17823675
IT'S OVER!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17823859]

>>17823476
>collectivism good individualism bad
of course your rights belong to the group now and we may sacrifice you for the common good!
>>17823665
he means it's hard to leave your family to move to a different state

[Anonymous No.17823869]

>>17823675
People like you are absolutely insufferable. Please rope

[Anonymous No.17823935]

>>17823859
you do realize that there is a middle ground here right? It is not either complete capitalistic freedom or Stalinist communism. It is a spectrum, and in extreme cases like a pandemic a SOCIETY needs to WORK TOGETHER to PROTECT EVERYONE. isn't that the point of having a government or society in the first place?!

[Anonymous No.17823949]

>>17822059
>rates are 0
>market is one bad day away from collapse
>boomers about to rob me again
>close coping mechanisms by force
Yup. This is great. Fuck all of you I hope you drown in phlegm

[Anonymous No.17823954]

>>17823869
I'm sure we'd love to talk more about how you're projecting your own psychological problems onto other people, anon, but nobody here is your psychologist.

>>17823935
No. This is /biz/. The only thing that matters is making money and, in particular, making *more* money than anyone else.

[Anonymous No.17823984]

>>17822059
This whole thing is a hoax

[Anonymous No.17824010]

>>17823984
Don't say that too loud anon. They put microphones in your canned beans.

[Anonymous No.17824012]

>>17823954
>projecting