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>only 20 days worth of TP left.
what do i do /biz/..

>> No.17813425

>>17813407

Tokenize it

>> No.17813433

go to good will, buy some raggedy clothes, and use em for shit rags, and dispose of them into trashbags.

>> No.17813440

>>17813407
F

>> No.17813457

>>17813407
kek

>> No.17813516

if you follow the carnivore diet you shit a lot less i've found. also get some shit rags.

>> No.17813519

>>17813407
https://vocaroo.com/2halWArxh8J

>> No.17813556

You’re supposed to use 1-2 squares

>> No.17813643

>>17813407
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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17813711

>>17813425

Already done Anon

Shit Ticket (SHT) - The first ever TP backed crypto

Get your ticket to the Moon anons

We have officially released the first ever TP backed crypto currency.

With the rising costs and demand of toilet paper we decided to release the first backed ERC20 - Shit Ticket

The first batch of tokens have been minted. 12,750 SHT

These are premium 2 ply tickets. Total of 30 rolls, each with 425 tickets.

Each time we aquire more real toilet paper, we will mint more tokens. Up to a maximum of 1,275,000.

The existing 12,750 SHT are currently backed by real TP holdings.

Working on logistics for anyone wanting to claim their real TP for Shit Tickets.

Zero decimal places, because who wants to share a sheet.

Airdrops started

Join the discord

YgGrgrW

And Telegram

@shitticket

>> No.17813795

>>17813407
Sell them for more Suterusu, then sell the Suterusu staking for TP later.

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17813803

>>17813711
Tokenized canned goods would be more ideal. More of a need than tp.

>> No.17813837

OP here... just used another roll... i'm starting to get worried.

>> No.17814713
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17814713

>>17813837

>> No.17815307

>>17813407
fold over a single sheet, wipe, unfold and fold the other way, wipe again, fold it over again and you can get a third wipe out of a single sheet. It's all about smart spending anon

>> No.17815740

>>17813407
just don't eat so you don't have to shit so it lasts for longer

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17815844

>>17813407
Eat toilet paper so when you shit you also wipe at the same time.