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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:49:31 2020 No.17810516 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:49:54 2020 No.17810523 First for red futures tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:51:31 2020 No.17810543 File: 21 KB, 150x150, badbear.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810523 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:51:53 2020 No.17810547 File: 294 KB, 1920x1080, 1583724426887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:52:02 2020 No.17810549 File: 106 KB, 642x956, firefox_MrmoudceNC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 10.06 Trillion dollar PUMP

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:52:15 2020 No.17810552 File: 114 KB, 1920x1080, a_ov_Pepe_160928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bears are stupid and smelly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:52:25 2020 No.17810553 Mmmmmmm mupp dooo beeee bop powowowo chachakak quark McGise fup dah WOOP tooooomi Dow Dow Dow Hoah sha nobodono enfarc a do

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:52:43 2020 No.17810555
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I bought $PE at 5.87 and made some chump change on yesterday's pump. I'm pretty bullish on this for the long though and I don't think it's too late to buy in for some really nice gains over the coming months.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:52:54 2020 No.17810559 I hope monday is green so I can triple down on HXD

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:53:06 2020 No.17810566 >>17810516 +5%

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:53:12 2020 No.17810568 >>17810513 one would hope thatll be enough lmfao

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:53:48 2020 No.17810581 >>17810549 It wont work, manufacturing base in the U.S. will shut down for a least a month. That will nuke even 10 Trillion dollars. Can you imagine Zero productivity for a whole month?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:54:27 2020 No.17810589 File: 144 KB, 650x1033, 1562854591999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:54:55 2020 No.17810591 File: 104 KB, 749x807, 1582854866917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810516 On Monday DOW will drop 3000+ points!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:54:59 2020 No.17810594 how the fuck do you guys max out 401k to 19000$? if i start by taking 10$ hr out my hourly now until december it'll only be 14,400. already maxed my Roth IRA with 6000$ should i up my hourly contribution more?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 22:55:41 2020 No.17810597 >>17810552 sooo.. then... you got a lot in common?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:55:49 2020 No.17810602 File: 21 KB, 640x395, 5ac7669af41c781c008b48f2 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am I the only one who realizes next week will be the massive bulltrap perceeding the next great depression?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:56:13 2020 No.17810605 File: 2 KB, 100x100, bear.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810552

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:57:02 2020 No.17810610 >>17810602 circumstances are so different from the great depression or 2008, that's how i can filter out most of you based on your uneducated opinions But i guess well see who was right 6 months from now

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:57:06 2020 No.17810612
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I popped in to grocery store to buy onions and mineral oil this evening. Around 8pm. Grocery store not busy but it looked like it had been ransacked by a team of crazies with oddly specific interests earlier in the day. Grocery store was well stocked except for a few conspicuous items:
>soap from the pharmacy aisle sold out but regular soap ignored. Apparently people think soap marked antibacterial is better for virus???
>nitrile and latex gloves
>tylenol and aspirin
>frozen hashbrowns???
>frozen pizza???
>potatoes (fresh)
>dry pasta
>rice
>cream but not milk?

Tons of canned goods looked untouched. Plenty of toilet paper on the shelves. Ordinary bar soap looked 100% in stock. Fucking weird, man. People are weird. Today I, an autistic man with a couple other comorbid crazies on top, felt like the sane one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:57:12 2020 No.17810613 What's the difference between a bull and a bear?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:57:27 2020 No.17810616 >>17810602 No I tried to redpill everyone on the Corona Depression last thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:57:40 2020 No.17810618 File: 5 KB, 230x219, 1516554281244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810602 >1927 to 1932

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:57:47 2020 No.17810620 >>17810613 Bear is chad and eats meat Bull is virgin and eats grass

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:57:49 2020 No.17810621 >>17810549 10 fucking trillion dollars. Imagine if this money was spend on something productive instead of pumping the stock market

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:58:12 2020 No.17810630 File: 3 KB, 79x74, bear (1).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810613 bears are cuddly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:58:26 2020 No.17810636 >>17810581 >manufacturing base in the U.S. will shut down for a least a month >Can you imagine Zero productivity for a whole month? i havent needed to imagine it for 20+ years clinton senpai really did a number on us t. rustbelt

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:58:47 2020 No.17810639 >>17810597 buddy can you go one thread without (you)'ing me

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:59:22 2020 No.17810643
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>>17810612
my grocery store last night: no bread, no TP, only like 20% of meats, plenty of everything else.
I don't know why all the bread was sold out... WHY??

>>17810613
they get snibbed at different times

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:59:25 2020 No.17810644 >>17810636 Yeah after NAFTA all the manufacturing jobs left Canada. What would we even shut down?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:59:28 2020 No.17810645 >>17810610 >circumstances are so different from the great depression or 2008 its just gonna be really big credit crunch thats all why worry™?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:59:28 2020 No.17810647 File: 6 KB, 290x174, 1584126767822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810613 Bears always win

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:59:29 2020 No.17810648 >>17810610 What's so different? Do you think the fed has anymore cards up their sleeves at this point?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:59:43 2020 No.17810650 >>17810613 benis and buhgina

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 22:59:50 2020 No.17810651 >>17810602 >using data from 100 years ago If you've ever wondered why nobody takes you seriously...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:00:27 2020 No.17810658 >>17810549 What does this mean? Explain it to me like I'm a retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:00:53 2020 No.17810665 >>17810610 Your right this is much worse than 2008, at least then we could cut interest rates and didn't have as much debt to gdp

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:01:27 2020 No.17810672 >>17810516 >>17810516 >>17810516 WHY didn't you just use the thread already up? Tell me, you do go to the catalog and search smg before starting a new thread, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:01:34 2020 No.17810673 >>17810613 Bears are Financial Terrorists and Unamerican Bulls are Patriotic and love America

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:01:55 2020 No.17810676 >>17810602 Every single technician is saying this. I think this is news driven and the news is going to get worse so I stayed short.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:02:37 2020 No.17810685

>>17810651
>The market doesn't act cyclically

These are the exact same patterns we are experiencing today.

Down, up, deep down then a bullrun.
Once that run hits the ceiling people are going to realize that it's over and start hedging their bets; We've been in a bear market since Thursday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:02:47 2020 No.17810688 >>17810612 Do you live in Seattle? Thats exactly how my store was. Also the frozen veggies and bread were gone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:03:15 2020 No.17810694 >>17810672 >>17810516 Oh shit. Maybe he didn't put smg in the title? What a newfag, how embaressing >>17807853 >>17807853 >>17807853

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:03:30 2020 No.17810695

>>17810594
There's no reason for everyone to max out his 401k regardless of his circumstances. In your case, if you don't make enough money to max out your 401k, that's a sign that you probably don't need to. A better rule of thumb is to try to save a certain portion of your income for retirement, like 15%. For someone who makes six figures, maxing out their 401k is a more reasonable goal, and probably more necessary for them to maintain their current lifestyle into retirement. As for me, I only contribute enough to my 401k to max out the employer match. Then I contribute to an IRA (which has better investment options and doesn't charge outrageous management fees) or HSA (which has the best tax advantage), and even after maxing those out, I would still not contribute extra to my 401k. I would rather pay down the mortgage on my house, as mortgage interest savings are a tax-free gain just like any positive capital gains in a retirement count, and paying down a mortgage gives a guaranteed rate of return (assuming you stay in the same house at least), which is not something that stocks or even can offer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:03:51 2020 No.17810698 POOPOO PEEPEEE

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:04:31 2020 No.17810703
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Map of estimated R0 based on climate

>I just read something about possible permanent respiratory damage... that can't be real, right?
It's real. What do you think kills people? It's lung and multiple organ failure. Yes, going through this will give you fatigue long-term.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:05:49 2020 No.17810720 >>17810621 They're just trying desperately to keep the job market afloat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:06:17 2020 No.17810725 >>17810703 nice stock market discussion

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:06:54 2020 No.17810732 >>17810725 Get the fuck out retarded smoothie

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:07:26 2020 No.17810737 Ron Jeremy tested positive. If he does how will this affect the markets?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:08:40 2020 No.17810747 >>17810694 I think the title is also blasphemous of Our Lady, the Glorious and Blessed Mother of God, the Immaculate Ever-Virgin Mary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:08:52 2020 No.17810751 >>17810732 The fuck? No u

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:09:24 2020 No.17810753

Shit, now I want to check the grocery store and see if it's picked clean. But... coronavirus can survive in the air and on surfaces for many hours...

>>17810676
who?
who is saying this?

>>17810695
also assuming real estate isn't in a bubble that may deflate. Sounds like good advice, I max my Roth IRA and ALWAYS say to max out the employer match. Otherwise you're just leaving stock on the table.

>>17810549
>>17810621
>10.06 Trillion dollars
where are you getting that number?
>Spent
where are you getting that concept?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:09:36 2020 No.17810758

>>17810549
>>17810581
>>17810636
>>17810658
>>17810621
>>17810720
holy shit read a fucking book, take a fucking class, anything. every single one of you deserves to be gassed then gassed again for this display of utter retardation and willful ignorance
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/03/federal-reserve-trying-stop-financial-crisis/607987/
>inb4 i was just pretending to be a retard

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:10:51 2020 No.17810775
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>>17810594
>>17810695
I think my current 401k contribution is 6 or 7 percent of my base salary, plus I put about half of my take-home into stocks.
I'm not paying down my mortgage (30yr fixed 3.875%) any faster than the normal payment schedule.
I have my 401k contribution set to increase by 1% a year automagically, but that just changes the allocation between my 401k and my RH/TDA accounts

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:10:53 2020 No.17810776

>>17810753
seriously though these fucking n00bs like why the fuck are you even on this board if you dont even understand basic fucking macro economics its not even hard. investopedia will literally spoon feed you this shit with dumb ass examples that even a kid could understand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:11:08 2020 No.17810780 >>17810613 Bear is a common term for a fat hairy homosexual man Bull is a common term for a man that cucks other men

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:11:16 2020 No.17810781 >>17810753 >>17810758 Oh look, the glowniggers are finally here

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:11:40 2020 No.17810786 >>17810602 WELL, as an unemployed student, ...this is very concerning... what caused this again? Something to do with WW1?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:11:58 2020 No.17810788

>>17810621
>Imagine if this money was spend on something productive instead of pumping the stock market
it simply wouldnt be
you give the people what they actually want/need, like education or healthcare or whatever, then whats gonna be the carrot at the end of the stick?
how you gonna get mouthbreathers to vote for you with no carrot?

the market on the other hand is important to THEM, so it can get all kinds of funny big numbers thrown at it. especially since said numbers kinda doesnt even real in the first place

>>17810644
BROTHER

i talk shit on you leafs a lot desu, but you fuckers across the ponds are our spiritual kinsman
brought up on fucking hockey and a dad who beats them and drinks ice beer lol

>>17810720
no thats impossible
theyre jut trying to let it down ez so all their idiot friends can get their shekels out

regardless, you can hardly compare the market of last decade to this one, let alone last century
go look at the volume ALONE
compare it to the timeline of the proliferation of memebrokers like RH
the market needed new shoeshine boys, and it found em

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:11:58 2020 No.17810790 File: 41 KB, 489x368, 1560235719691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810725 Skip rocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:12:31 2020 No.17810798 >>17810781 you and your buddies are all morons almost as stupid and misinformed as this dipshit >>17810602

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:13:11 2020 No.17810807

>>17810758
>THE FED IS SINOLY TRYING TO FOR E LIQUIDITY.
Liquidity was not my argument you gay faggot. Not A SINGLE CRASH IN HISTORY has ever had a bullrun take off after the bounce. NOT ONE. Why would this one be any different?

Also, lest we forget the yeild curve inverted like 4 months ago. All these bills buying in right now are massive retards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:14:00 2020 No.17810813 >>17810737 No more getting dicked down

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:14:02 2020 No.17810814 File: 134 KB, 644x721, 0b6ce108-6daf-40f9-8736-85d432b54268..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810758 Fuck the system,

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:14:42 2020 No.17810822

Everyone who's saying "hurr great depression" literally doesn't understand that back then global trade was in its fucking infancy.

You literally cannot NOT have global trade anymore without severe effects. This is not hurr great depression or hurr 2008. This is a completely new animal and I imagine recovery will be insane much like chink '57 crash. We have economy on crack cocaine as far as gains go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:15:10 2020 No.17810832 >>17810758 you missed the point im saying i dont give a fuck what happens to the rest of you rustbelt has been in recession for fucking decades nothing will change everyone will still just be out of work and on drugs

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:15:42 2020 No.17810837 >>17810807 you literally think that because chart a looks like chart b that the outcomes must be the same. unequivocally, without a doubt, I can say with absolute confidence that you were born poor, you will live poor, and you will die poor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:15:42 2020 No.17810838 >>17810612 If you can grab a pack of tp to last for about 2 months, you should just in case. No tp anywhere near me, I have about a month supply currently but I wanted one more pack.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:16:18 2020 No.17810846
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>>17810776
heh heh yeah, we sure do understand macro... the both of us, including me!

So, obviously I TOTALLY understand what's going on as explained in the recent Goldman Sachs podcast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/markets-update-feds-recent-efforts-to-increase-liquidity/id948913991?i=1000468354687

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:16:28 2020 No.17810848 CDC is now saying schools need to be closed for EIGHT weeks - two months. Almost double the original recommended closure time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:16:29 2020 No.17810849 Monday better be red. Holding onto TVIX. How dumb am I?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:17:45 2020 No.17810867 >>17810837 >This time things will be different cause I said dom :^) T. Frightened bull

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:18:08 2020 No.17810868 >>17810848 On top of this, Ivanka is in self-isolation, and Ron Jeremy is tested positive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:18:19 2020 No.17810870 >>17810848 Sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:18:23 2020 No.17810873 >>17810848 >Almost double the original recommended closure time. Good. Strangle this fucking pandemic dead already and let's go back to BVLL market.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:18:47 2020 No.17810876 >>17810849 Futures open tomorrow

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:19:13 2020 No.17810886
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>>17810781
These pieces shit are working ot

>>17810798
>u and ur buddies
......
Go
Back
..

Is this from that cbs vid that all u soibois flooded in?
Cant decide which I hate more..china or Democrats.. well they are both the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:19:26 2020 No.17810892 >>17810849 I'm 30% cash, 10% stocks, and 60% inverse etfs, mostly 3x exposure. My 401k is 85% cash and I just changed my contributions to stocks. If we get rekt, we get rekt together.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:19:33 2020 No.17810894

>>17810612
I suspect that panic buying is a meme to a large degree, insofar as the vast majority of people are not really buying excessive stockpiles of toilet paper. In fact, what is happening is that, whereas normally people buy toilet paper at staggered times as they run out and need to replenish supplies at home, you have everyone wanting, in order to be stocked up and avoid future grocery trips, to buy just a normal quantity of toilet paper, but all at the same time. The vast majority of people are not really buying multiple years of toilet paper, and once this initial stock-up period has passed, shopping activity will return more or less to normal.

Anecdotally, the only store that I go to that seems affected is Costco, which is out of certain items (toilet paper, disinfectant wipes, vinyl gloves...), but most things are normally stocked, and the only thing out of the ordinary I've seen at the regular grocery store was a 2-per-customer limit sign posted by the milk, which was well stocked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:19:48 2020 No.17810898 >>17810848 the zoomers weren't learning anything anyway. they just go in and play on their phones and take opiates together why not just cancel school permanently? save some money

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:20:33 2020 No.17810905 >>17810876 What time? t. brainlet

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:20:39 2020 No.17810906

>mfw euros are all stuck inside now while i can go anywhere and do what i please

hahahaha can't wait for the best bullrun in my life monday, americans are the fucking strongest and most intelligent, we beat this disease already, god optimism is so strong in the markets rn, can't wait for futures to open tomorrow bros.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:21:04 2020 No.17810912 >>17810905 7:00 EST

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:21:36 2020 No.17810921 >>17810905 I'm not sure about weekends, Actually, haha. They normally open at 6pm if I'm not mistaken

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:21:39 2020 No.17810923

>>17810894
>>17810612
Oh, and just a tip if you're looking for vinyl gloves at Costco. The vinyl gloves in the pharmacy and toiletries area were sold out, but evidently Costco also sells another kind of vinyl gloves in the hardware/outdoor area, which are still suitable for food prep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:21:39 2020 No.17810924 >>17810906 >stuck inside Literally anyone can go outside at any time and do anything they please. We don't go outside because we don't want to get coofed and have our lungs shart themselves to death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:23:23 2020 No.17810945 >>17810898 >why not defund schools permanently you show promise. we'll need replacements like you when covid-19 rotates us out of the current crop of boomers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:23:28 2020 No.17810947 Is there any truth to the whole "lasting respiratory damage" thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:24:42 2020 No.17810962 File: 83 KB, 732x732, 1584089754846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810906 Sounding a little over confident there, moomoo.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:25:01 2020 No.17810964

>>17810924

Not sure why you responded to me, since you can't leave your house because your governments are so scared i'll give you one tip, america is going to push this market to the moon monday, all the fundamentals are there, donald trump won't let this market crash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:25:05 2020 No.17810967 >>17810947 ask again in a couple years we have no idea what the long term effects of this thing look like >>17810945 I'm the youngest, healthiest boomer around ;^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:25:45 2020 No.17810977 File: 309 KB, 1125x1481, F9A39C2C-9C88-4415-85C5-9BAD5CC1D09F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is why America is going to be mass graves. This is Chicago O’Hare right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:26:16 2020 No.17810979 >>17810964 >donald trump won't let this market crash. But it literally already crashed, it's going to enter bull run yes, but that's normal after giant dips.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:26:44 2020 No.17810985 >>17810977 Why are people going to airport now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:26:49 2020 No.17810987 >>17810979 Just you wait...haha..the look on everyones face is going to be PRICELESS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:28:01 2020 No.17811001 >>17810977 Looking at that picture makes me want to wear a hazmat suit, don't they already have it in Chicongo too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:28:09 2020 No.17811003 >>17810672 I did search /smg/. No /smg/. I make /smg/. I am NOT going to check for things like "stock market" just to extra double check. We can use the unnamed one when this one fills in five minutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:28:25 2020 No.17811006 File: 261 KB, 640x480, 1584111523086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810964 What fundementals.... specifically? Oh man...next week is gonna be fucking biblical. BIBLICAL

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:28:32 2020 No.17811008
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>>17810985
They’re coming home from travelling because they don’t want to be stuck abroad now that everyone is going under lockdown. This is international Arrivals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:28:54 2020 No.17811014 File: 1.37 MB, 4096x1410, 1546939771473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810977 I don't believe that is a picture of O'Hare in 2020 way too many white people, not enough mexicans and asians and darkies

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:29:03 2020 No.17811016 >>17810985 Because retards

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:29:17 2020 No.17811017 >>17810985 It's people last ditch trying to get into USA from Europe. Those are the last flights and they all go through customs at once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:29:37 2020 No.17811018 File: 434 KB, 2048x1536, EDB4BDE9-F313-4AE2-99A0-1AFAD22D530A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811001 66 cases in the whole state and this is International Arrivals (people coming from Asia and Europe)

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:30:21 2020 No.17811024

>>17811017
citizens are fine, but Euros who want to be in USA for whatever reaosn in the next few months all left at once to beat the shut down.

Uk/Ireland shut down is monday so there will be another crush.

US citiznes are fine and can come back anytime

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:30:29 2020 No.17811026 >>17811008 Why the fuck are you there?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:30:50 2020 No.17811029 >>17811018 that looks more like O'Hare also lol at the kid eating/licking a handrail right at the front of the picture (on the right)

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:31:09 2020 No.17811031
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>>17810987
Yeah when the ceiling caps and you faggots come to the slow, painful, realization that bears control this market.....yeah that is gonna be pretty fucking hilarious, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:31:16 2020 No.17811032 >>17810688 Calgary. Bread was at normal stock levels. Lots and lots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:31:18 2020 No.17811034 File: 88 KB, 720x960, 4A0A58D8-E904-4BC3-9BE8-092C66FEFE87.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811026 To get pozzed by coronachan

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:32:27 2020 No.17811041 >>17811031 I just trust donald trump, this is a nothingburger, europe overreacting, only a thousand dead in italy..not a big deal desu...flu kills more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:32:37 2020 No.17811043 >>17811008 i see

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:33:31 2020 No.17811049

>>17810753
>also assuming real estate isn't in a bubble that may deflate.

That would be more of a concern, if I was debating whether to get a new mortgage on some property as an investment. I already have a mortgage. If the market price of my house went down by $50,000, that's a $50,000 loss if I sell my house regardless of how much I paid down the mortgage.

>>17810775
>I'm not paying down my mortgage (30yr fixed 3.875%) any faster than the normal payment schedule.

Depending on your goals and circumstances, you might want to reconsider that. Here's some sample questions you might ask.

- On any extra you pay down the principal balance on your mortgage, you save on interest at a rate 3.875%, and you don't pay taxes on those savings. If you buy bonds in your retirement accounts, do those bonds give you a 3.875% yield?
- If you pay an extra $10,000 toward your mortgage, you have $10,000 in equity in your home, even ignoring compounded savings on interest payments. You can cash that equity out whenever you sell your house, or alternatively through a HELOC or refinancing. If you put $10,000 into your retirement account, when can you get that $10,000 back?
- Which is worth more, $1,000 a month in stock dividends, or $1,000 savings from not having to make mortgage payments anymore?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:34:27 2020 No.17811056 >>17810923 So COST is gonna moon next earnings its just when is a good time to buy back in now

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:35:22 2020 No.17811064 File: 145 KB, 1075x677, 1583937173709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810613 You have to transcend past the bull/bear false dichotomy EMBRACE THE CRAB

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:35:41 2020 No.17811066 >>17810814 That is coin libel! Antisemitism is not allowed on /biz/. You take that hate back to /b/ where it belongs!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:36:28 2020 No.17811071 >>17811056 Costco's chart is interesting. It tried to dump with the index twice and those cheapies were snapped up immediately. As of Friday it's back in the same range it was before all this started.

>>	Make 'em Gush Sat Mar 14 23:36:55 2020 No.17811075 File: 399 KB, 723x966, 1578842589496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810837 Glownigger, what do you think the price of GUSH will be Monday? Or the price of Tesla in 2 weeks?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:37:18 2020 No.17811080
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>>17811041
>Trusting some orange retard who couldn't even restore faith in the market himself

Or

>Trusting the history of all recorded market crashes.

HMMMM.
Is that, fear and doubt I'm sensing there, buddy? :^)

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:37:22 2020 No.17811081
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>>17811003
yeah I then added this post:
>>17810694

>>17811008
OH FUCK
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

I hope we at least quarantine people coming from... everywhere
shit.

How do we know when exponential growth peters off and becomes linear?

>>17811024
they're "fine" except they're trapped in close quarters with strangers from all over the world while there's a new contagious disease in many of those regions...

>>17811034
picking up a relative?
or did you just fly in?

>>17811056
I'm buying at 280, but I expect this could just be pulling demand forward, so the next quarters may actually have worse earnings, and I might trim if it pumps after earnings. I never know where to sell on those pumps though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:38:05 2020 No.17811091 File: 342 KB, 840x573, yotsucrab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811049 I'll consider it >>17811064 the crab is the truth >>17811075 GOD DAMN look AT them TITTIES though

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:39:03 2020 No.17811100 BA to the moon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:39:20 2020 No.17811106 >>17810753 >where are you getting that concept? Fuck off kike. It is "spent" because these repos will never be rolled back. Stop trying to pilpul.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:39:51 2020 No.17811113 >>17811075 Would you shut the fuck up and stop asking the same question multiple times each thread? You're legitimately retarded.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:40:11 2020 No.17811116
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1239031946962808832

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:40:31 2020 No.17811120

>>17811024
no joke I know a guy from the US (dual US/German citizen) who flew from the US to Germany like the day before the shutdown
now he's going to be stuck there, unless he flew back really quick (I don't see him in the pictures, he would have been flying back into O'Hare)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:41:57 2020 No.17811130 >>17811075 Will the world end before I ever get to touch titties?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:42:38 2020 No.17811140 >>17811130 Yes. Sucks to be you

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:42:38 2020 No.17811141 >>17811120 >I don’t see him in the pictures It’s a huge never ending line. 6-8 hours long

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:42:46 2020 No.17811143 >>17810610 Yeah, its much worse now than it was then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:43:52 2020 No.17811155 >>17810964 >all the fundamentals are there Go to bed Bill

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:45:27 2020 No.17811174 >>17810977 hello fellow chicago-bro I might actually have to go into hiding now lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:45:27 2020 No.17811175 shit guys 50 people died including mostly retired and in nursing homes people time for netflix to halve in value Once the panic ends people will do nothing but buy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:45:53 2020 No.17811179 >>17811116 can't wait for this guy's cult to implode

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:45:58 2020 No.17811181 >>17811141 well keep me posted, I'll let you know if I see him lol >>17811174 are you in Cook county? RIP

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:46:13 2020 No.17811184 >>17811116 This is coming from the guy who said "corona virus isn't a big deal". Tell that to the boomers all dying in europe right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:46:48 2020 No.17811188 >>17811184 It's not a big deal. 1,000 dead is still nothing. Especially for that age group.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:47:38 2020 No.17811198 >>17811181 >are you in Cook county? RIP yea I practically live down the street from O'hare

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:47:52 2020 No.17811200 >>17810610 remind me... how are circumstances so different from great depression and 2008? it seems like increased globalization would be a bigger problem for the US now that it faces a global recession.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:48:01 2020 No.17811204 >>17811075 this guy unironically has some mental issue lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:48:27 2020 No.17811210 File: 573 KB, 750x1334, 94C291CD-500F-44F7-BF56-C108941082BC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post boomer Facebook memes. I’ll start

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:48:53 2020 No.17811214 >>17811130 They feel like a bag of sand. I recommend you fill water balloons with sand and get the same effect, it's a good DIY project.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:49:23 2020 No.17811218 According to the United Nations World Population Prospects report, approximately 7,452 people die every day in the United States. >50 deaths is meaningful >1000 deaths is meaningful

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:49:28 2020 No.17811221 File: 56 KB, 570x330, italy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BLOODY MONDAY

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:49:37 2020 No.17811223 >>17810964 >all the fundamentals are there Are you fucking retarded?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:49:39 2020 No.17811225

>>17811056
This is just my speculative opinion as someone who was you'd. I suspect that Costco's sales will at the very least not be hurt by coronavirus. Some of the increased sales recently may really be a increase in total sales due to people buying things they wouldn't normally buy, e.g. people buying disinfectant wipes and wiping down their door handles everyday, when they wouldn't have done that before coronavirus. Other sales may just be people buying more stuff now rather than later, which is not really a total increase in total sales over the long term, like the toilet paper example. Another cause of increased sales could also be people buying from Costco rather than other stores because they want to stock up. For example, someone normally buys toilet paper in a four-pack at Publix, but, due to coronavirus, decided instead to purchase a larger pack from Costco. In short, I don't think Costco's sales will be hurt by coronavirus, but I also don't think that coronavirus has added any long-term value to Costco's stock versus before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:50:59 2020 No.17811237 >>17811184 He actually said "The coronavirus panic is dumb", which is true and this was before the run on fucking toilet paper.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:51:10 2020 No.17811238 What stocks to buy right before the great boomer removal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:51:13 2020 No.17811239 >>17811221 DEATH PANELS AND MASS GRAVES CONFIRMED

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:51:46 2020 No.17811247 >>17811237 This The panic is overblown. It's just the stupid ass public can't just wash their hands and stand further apart without scaring them into panic. A reasonable response isn't possible when the public is a mob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:52:13 2020 No.17811252 God damn, this general is just spiraling down the drain with all the absolute dregs of society thinking anyone gives a fuck about anything they believe in or say.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:52:20 2020 No.17811255 File: 26 KB, 311x320, 1539724693935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what are we thinking lads, green or red on monday, I've overall bearish and got in on my shorts at the top of the pump.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:53:00 2020 No.17811267 File: 550 KB, 750x994, BFF463EE-7321-454D-8451-0CB477E0BE80.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811210

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:53:09 2020 No.17811268 >>17811255 I think market is headline driven.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:53:20 2020 No.17811270 >>17811255 big red dong >>17811221

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:53:46 2020 No.17811276

>>17811221
what is the definition of "poor health" here?
so if you had say COPD or something alongside coronavirus you'd be fucked
>>17811237
wrong, because the general public are a bunch of fucking retards you have to scare to get any major movement. Do you see the amount of people still going out to restaurants and shit, and the daily articles of boomers who think it's a nothingburger traveling the world?
it's ironic because the boomers are just killing themselves, but still

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:54:02 2020 No.17811278

Well one way or another i'm finally excited for something which is a refreshing change from my last several years of slow anxiety about getting older and utter lack of interest in everything. We need to either go full bull market or crash into the ground.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:54:45 2020 No.17811286
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>>17811247
This is overblown to cover for the repo crisis.
If the bank system falls apart they will blame the virus and the ordinary person for "not participating in the economy" while they get bailed out again with our tax dollars.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:55:07 2020 No.17811293 >>17811255 Green-ish monday. All bad news have been priced in thursday and friday, and the federal government will probably keep pumping up futures to maintain the appearance that Trump's speech somehow worked (it didn't and we'll be blood red soon).

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:55:34 2020 No.17811296 >>17811276 >what is the definition of "poor health" here? Probably diabetes or high blood pressure patients with higher chance of dying

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:56:30 2020 No.17811305 >>17811286 huge conspiracy to get interest rates to zero. Can't wait for the asset valuations after this on the incline. Amazon 3000

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:56:31 2020 No.17811306

>>17811270
Yeah well once/if that happens in the states we'll certainly have a mega crash, as of yet we're not seeing that here.
I bet on red because I think the fed is losing the pump battle.
>>17811293
Yeah that's what I'm worried about, going to keep my shorts until the bloodbath, it's inevitable at this point, apocalypse or not.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:56:52 2020 No.17811310

>>17811221
>BLOODY MONDAY
You missed a major point in that story though. Why the fuck would the market care about old people being left to die in order to prioritize young people? I think you missed a lesson in economics because if anything that's just positive for the market, considering that's what we have been doing for decades, kek'd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:57:01 2020 No.17811312 File: 400 KB, 2048x1388, 4D567626-FF66-4A14-AF31-550895912246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] St Patty’s day bar runs this morning. America is so good at social distancing!

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:57:19 2020 No.17811316

>>17811268
the market is emotion driven
we just had a 9% pump on friday for no reason beyond a declaration of a state of emergency, and essentially the "feeling" that trump was finally taking this seriously
>>17811296
>tfw have an immune disorder
thank god I'm not in Italy because if I caught this I'd be left to die, here's hoping shit doesn't get as bad here in the states

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:57:27 2020 No.17811317 File: 1.17 MB, 1280x720, 1d569c88c3b716bdc90a0d3675688c99-imagepng.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811255 RED

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:57:55 2020 No.17811324 >>17811305 when do you think we will bottom out before the fed drops rates to zero? this week?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:58:34 2020 No.17811329 >>17810594 I make $250k/yr. I can max out my 401k and then max an extra $27k of after tax 401k contributions and still live the way I want and still save money in my regular checking account.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:58:55 2020 No.17811332 >>17811324 Yeah I think this week or last week was the actual bottom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 23:59:50 2020 No.17811342 >>17811075 YOU SEE YOU RETARD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:01:23 2020 No.17811358

>>17811276
Triage is always done during emergencies and involves deciding who to treat and who is too far gone to be worth trying to save. Its probably a combination of a series of comorbidities along with age. Copd alone wouldn't cut it but if you 78 with bad COPD who is physically frail -NOPE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:01:30 2020 No.17811359 File: 3 KB, 709x33, cytube room.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Movie night movie night! Get in here! Tonight's feature is White Zombie (1932)! Sorry for the delay

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:01:45 2020 No.17811361

>>17811255
DOW is already down -4.29% for weekend: https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

We are going to hit -5% limit down tomorrow evening for futures. -7% circuit breaker is inevitable on Monday and -13% is very probable. We are erasing all gains from fake Friday rally and continue quick downward push.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:02:53 2020 No.17811371 >>17811252 >1 post by this ID Post discarded. Name filtered.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:04:06 2020 No.17811387 File: 176 KB, 773x1000, 1584115493777.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811361 That's what I bet on, the fed is going to try their best to Bog us though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:04:10 2020 No.17811389 >>17811312 social people will all get infected loners will inherit the earth

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:05:14 2020 No.17811403 File: 69 KB, 500x493, Snibbedi+snabb+_a8da945d714314b8c8dccc1d12d3c09d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811255 >Red? Wrong >Green? Super wrong >The color for Monday? YELLOW

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:06:10 2020 No.17811416 File: 936 KB, 500x281, 6gRCnAr.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811361

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:07:05 2020 No.17811421 File: 21 KB, 634x355, 1508226141610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811312 Wait its Saint Patrick's Day? I really need to go outside more

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:07:56 2020 No.17811431 >>17811409 Spain coming up from outside!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:08:00 2020 No.17811432 File: 62 KB, 1060x722, 1584121050749.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811310 Boomers taking out their money in panic is bad for the market.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:08:05 2020 No.17811434 >>17811409 I live relatively rural so ideally that will give me some buffer room, and my area actually has a decent amount of hospitals given the population. but yeah at this point I'm just spewing hopeful shit like bullkeks

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:08:33 2020 No.17811440 >>17811421 most big events got cancelled don't go outside until summer time

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:09:24 2020 No.17811451 >>17811421 On Monday it is

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:09:35 2020 No.17811452 File: 216 KB, 584x530, 1552962332774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811389 I can see it now >finally get my hermit utopia >die from coronavirus

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:10:24 2020 No.17811460

I'm considering shorting the Dow Jones by buying shares of UltraPro Short Dow 30

What are your thoughts on this strategy? I believe the death toll will rise over the next couple weeks, more businesses such as restaurants and bars will be forced to close, which will cause a chain reaction, decreasing confidence in the market.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:10:44 2020 No.17811462 >>17811434 The best you can do is lock yourself and your family inside your home starting today until at least 28 days later

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:11:06 2020 No.17811464

Does everyone else think LCI looks massively oversold now at $6.67? Wouldn't buying LCI now be like guaranteed free money? Help me pick a new portfolio for my IRA. Here's just an idea off the top of my head.

- LCI
- GME
- KHC
- ODP
- IMKTA
- SNSS

This portfolio seems well diversified and should give at least a guaranteed 50% annual return. Any other good stocks that I should consider adding or switching these out for? I'd like to keep the number of stocks manageable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:11:40 2020 No.17811471 >>17811462 >28 days later Oh no! No no no! I won't be tricked by that ruse.

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Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:11:50 2020 No.17811473
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>>17811460
Depends on what happens monday
you might be too late, or the fed might succeed in pamping it for a couple of days
if we're green Monday I'm definitely going to load up on short positions though.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:12:58 2020 No.17811483
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>>17811464
Your plan looks very good.
That's a very impressive collection of stocks. Well-balanced, safe, and massive upside potential. Truly a triple threat.
I don't see any way that you could fail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:13:36 2020 No.17811488 >>17811409 Spain is locking down already. Germany should be next Would this finally, after all these years, kill Deutsche Bank?

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:13:50 2020 No.17811490

>>17811361
>We are going to hit -5% limit down tomorrow evening for futures. -7% circuit breaker is inevitable on Monday and -13% is very probable
>Making up random probabilities that aren't based on anything
>>17811409
>Deliberately excluding countries where the amount of new cases are slowing

You people are like children with the ability to vote. You don't care about being truthful, you want to talk yourself into a view.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:14:22 2020 No.17811495 File: 81 KB, 500x647, 1568227496831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2 circuit breakers Monday. Screencap this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:15:18 2020 No.17811501 File: 125 KB, 793x776, Taleb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811490 >Making up random probabilities that aren't based on anything yeah, I hate TA traders and economists too

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:15:32 2020 No.17811503 >>17811490 Countries where it is slowing are all authoritarian non-Western shitholes. Good job

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:16:55 2020 No.17811517 >>17811501 >>17811503 Why even respond to MAGA Twitter diehards at this point?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:17:20 2020 No.17811520 >>17811490 Countries where it's slowing are all authoritarian and semi-authoritarian East Asian nations. Our Western way of living and culture won't help to slow it down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:18:13 2020 No.17811529 File: 57 KB, 625x389, 9e6d245e11c2968f84de038c6d92519f12c9ab5e0396b6310bd18aa9868d9008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811490 LOL, that rich comming from the likes of you. YOU HAVE NOTHING, LOL NOTHING

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:18:19 2020 No.17811531
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So I randomly bought a GUSH call because it seemed like such a low risk play. I doubt it'll go back to its 152 of it's 52 week high, but even if it hits 2 or 3 dollars I could make out like a bandit. Did I do well guys?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:18:52 2020 No.17811541 >>17811531 No, you're a fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:19:15 2020 No.17811545 >>17811501 It's called history faggot. No wonder this shit caught you off guard.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:20:28 2020 No.17811566

>>17811490
>Deliberately excluding countries where the amount of new cases are slowing
There are only two countries that are slowing down: China and Korea.
China's case number outside Hubei slowed down 2.5 weeks after the Hubei lockdown
Korea's case number slowed down after they basically finished testing all those cult members
Any western countries doing the same when there were still only hundreds of cases?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:21:26 2020 No.17811575 Imagine the fed pumping and every news outlet trying to get people to keep their life savings in the stock market. To keep the market propped up for at least a month on negative growth.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:22:57 2020 No.17811592

>>17811252
I unironically blame options, I trade them everyday but would be in favor of a temp ban on the word until the volatility goes down, they attracted a certain type of uncouth buttpirate to these threads looking to profit off the suffering for a quick buck. I admit I trade them but I try to not be obnoxious about it made a couple grand and don't really talk about it with friends or family its not even that much either I guess but still.

>>17811255
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/14/coronavirus-apple-to-close-all-stores-outside-of-china-until-march-27.html

Virgin Atlantic boss seeks 7.5 billion-pound UK airline bailout: Sky News

I wish it wasn't so but we are all FUCKEDARINO. My calls are dead. its going to at least copy Bitcoin. Imagine BTC huge dive was the stock markets dive right? We are unironically at the "5740" phase right now.

Its dropped almost 8% already. We can at least do 4% Monday if not more.

And before you call me a retarded idiot FUCK YOU the Bitcoin idea worked last time so at least let me have one day where you chill and just watch it happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:23:25 2020 No.17811600 File: 162 KB, 916x655, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Wirecard a good stock?

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:23:25 2020 No.17811601

>>17811483
Thanks for the reassurance. The only one that I would perhaps not deem "safe" is SNSS, but even if I lost 100% of the equity in SNSS, there's not really any way to lose money on the whole because I have guaranteed two-baggers in there like LCI and GME to offset any losses from SNSS.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:23:42 2020 No.17811603 >>17811592 >just don't fucking dance

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:25:19 2020 No.17811618 File: 116 KB, 856x596, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810549 I see the repo numbers, but US GDP is 21,200B. So what gives here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:26:25 2020 No.17811628 File: 22 KB, 904x303, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811618 my bad, I fucked up. >>17810549

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:27:01 2020 No.17811633 >>17811531 The interesting thing about options is that the stock price could double and you would make out with 0% of your initial investment.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:29:03 2020 No.17811648

>>17811566
>Any western countries doing the same when there were still only hundreds of cases?
Yes, if you actually look at the other western countries outside of those on the graph, you will find plenty where the growth is not exponential. For example Canada got it's first cases in January and today the amount of confirmed cases is just a few hundred despite having much better testing than most other countries.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:29:33 2020 No.17811652
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>>17810549
>>17811628
Furthermore: US stock market valued at 34 trillion. So 34/10.5=0.3 (assuming all that "liquidity" was used for loans to purchase stocks...and it wasn't). We should look at it another way though: the dow moved up what, 9% on Friday? What is 9% of the total value of the Dow (minus, perhaps 2% to account for scalping and retards).

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:31:27 2020 No.17811667 >>17811600 I just looked at the chart. It has been bearish since September 2018. Plenty of volatility for trading but it doesn't look likely to break out any time soon. Any specific reason you like this stock?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:31:40 2020 No.17811671 File: 149 KB, 400x416, 318c1999bf9d690a6af5324fac025175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811221 SELL EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:32:02 2020 No.17811673 >>17811652 Try your math again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:33:34 2020 No.17811693 >>17811648 Canada's hanging on by dint of our surprisingly good testing protocols, but there is zero surge capacity in our systems. If you go to the hospital on a slow day or at night you're still getting a bed in the hallway.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:33:49 2020 No.17811695

>>17811633
It was my first ever option I bought. I was willing to throw 35 bucks max to see what happens. As much as I've read up on them, I figured the only way I'll understand them (as with most things in life) is to learn by experience. And with such low risk, it'd be a good way to get some hands on experience with it all

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:34:02 2020 No.17811697
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>>17811667
It always bounced back after FT allegations and has strong growth and earnings and are about to go ino CHINA.

Europe is in shambles now though and it dropped a lot more than VISA or MASTERCARD

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:34:45 2020 No.17811709 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxMcQsotyIA official thread theme

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:35:13 2020 No.17811714 >>17811531 >Robinhood >$50 Hurry up and lose all your money so you stop posting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:35:51 2020 No.17811721 >>17811697 I see. Don't knife catch it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:35:55 2020 No.17811723 File: 13 KB, 468x126, cheapies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder it's a good time to pick up cheapie blue chips :^) lots of very undervalued stocks out there

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:37:20 2020 No.17811741 >>17811723 20-30% cheaper if you wait a week or two

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:37:29 2020 No.17811744 >>17811671 SELL ALL LINGUINI AND BOLOGNESE STOCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:37:45 2020 No.17811747 >>17811545 friendly fire also I got out of all of my long positions before the crash because I didn't want to HODL during a pandemic, and for no other reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:38:21 2020 No.17811753 File: 45 KB, 1795x854, oI7I3h2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811648 >>17811693 >Canada

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:39:17 2020 No.17811765 File: 12 KB, 250x242, 1372150413701.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://twitter.com/chrisacrayon/status/1238579429388906497 >triage centers America

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:40:00 2020 No.17811773 File: 230 KB, 1000x1000, noescapeface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811744 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY SPAGHETTI FETTUCCINE!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:40:12 2020 No.17811776 File: 15 KB, 464x124, Buythedip.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811741 With any luck! I started deploying my cash on black thursday to hit the coke ex/div and will be buying slowly as opportunities arise

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:40:44 2020 No.17811785 >>17811714 Will do! But seriously, everyone has to learn about it somehow, someplace

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:41:17 2020 No.17811790 File: 19 KB, 388x443, 1583720413554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811753 >What did we learn today kids? >Chinks always lie!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:41:42 2020 No.17811795 >>17811765 https://twitter.com/KFF/status/1238597165481521152

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:42:35 2020 No.17811808 >>17811795 >>17811765 >>17811795 Isn't it just a flu?

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:44:31 2020 No.17811829
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>>17811808
hahaha no
https://twitter.com/Susan_Hennessey/status/1238954823728463879
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1238926888988540930
https://twitter.com/IranHrm/status/1238197061398532104

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:45:16 2020 No.17811835 Will China use it as an excuse to burry the Uyghurs ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:48:17 2020 No.17811864 File: 361 KB, 407x415, 1583460299877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811488 Great digits confirm fall.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:48:18 2020 No.17811865 >>17811835 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:48:38 2020 No.17811871 >>17811451 It's Tuesday.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:49:13 2020 No.17811876 >>17811835 We have no idea how many people died in their camps of corona.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:49:32 2020 No.17811880 >>17811835 >>17811865 And the rest of the world will use it to wipe China off the map.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:50:05 2020 No.17811885

>>17811753
>I don't understand what exponential means.
If Canada's cases doubled every two days like other countries, we would have well over ten thousand confirmed cases by now. It's been 50 days since the first case and we just have a few hundred.

This is why you should learn to think rationally instead of looking at shitty graphs made by retarded people looking to fear monger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:50:57 2020 No.17811894 >>17811885 >days since first case you should be measuring days since first community transmission, Canada did a good job isolating the early patients; but it can't be sustained if the border is open and Seattle is going full Wuhan

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:52:47 2020 No.17811906 >>17811829 Easy on the concerned Karin twitter accounts there anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:54:02 2020 No.17811914 >>17811885 Only uncontained cases would result in exponential growth

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:54:08 2020 No.17811915 File: 50 KB, 741x609, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Jay Powell going to cut rates or not? Why are there articles saying cut to 0% when the prediction is a 0% cut?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:54:41 2020 No.17811921 >>17811906 Twitter is 100% how we'll get word of the outbreak spiraling out of control in America first, followed by cable news. Also, the first two are citing government numbers and the last one is a video from inside Iran.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:55:23 2020 No.17811932 >>17811921 ugh

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:55:37 2020 No.17811936
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>>17811695
This is exactly the way to learn options trading. It's one thing to read about the mechanics of options trading, it's another to see them in action. You'll make it fren, but remember, stonks only go down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:56:07 2020 No.17811937 >>17811932 buy the twitter rumor, sell the business insider article ;^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:57:40 2020 No.17811947 File: 263 KB, 669x669, 1560885922430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://medium.com/@donnellymjd/covid-19-new-york-will-be-the-next-italy-but-doesnt-have-to-be-54a5c8137d42 https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1239029571644768256

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:57:58 2020 No.17811952 >>17811915 Yeah he'll cut. Maybe another 50. And carrot on stick another for later if deemed "appropriate".

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:58:15 2020 No.17811954 I thought bears were evicted. Are they getting an extra $0.02 per post now?

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 00:58:35 2020 No.17811960

>>17811753
>>17811885
Also, Italy had its first case six full days after Canada did. That graph is pure bullshit.
>>17811894
>>17811914
Very early on we had community transmission, regardless of what the government says, the difference is that Canada is well protected because we naturally are more isolated with better hygiene practices than most of the rest of the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:00:08 2020 No.17811973 >>17811960 mate we have an open border with the single least competent country other than maybe Iran or North Korea, cases aren't staying low long

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:00:25 2020 No.17811978 >>17811960 Then explain what's happening with the Canadian case number in the past 4 days

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:03:39 2020 No.17812011 >>17810549 Damn literally could've did the Bernie bro end student loans meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:03:58 2020 No.17812015 https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1239016992344100865 >seattle running out of medical equipment

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:05:52 2020 No.17812030 >>17811488 According to those digits, chekd

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Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:06:34 2020 No.17812041
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>#shutdownNYC is trending on twitter

ah shit.
people are actually ASKING the mayor or whatever to shut down the city.

I get that. I'm pissed off they didn't shut down my school 2 weeks ago when I had to be that weird guy for self-isolating while my city was already a hotspot.

>>17811753
>>17811885
WHAT THE FUCK

WHERE'S THE ANON IN THE OTHER THREAD SAYING TO SHORT CANADA?!?!

>>17811906
MaggieNYT isn't just any old Karen

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:07:14 2020 No.17812053 File: 269 KB, 720x1560, Screenshot_20200315-010638_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > They thought stonks went up

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:08:02 2020 No.17812059
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>>17812041
>other guy saying short canada
issa me, faggio
my province went to testing hospitalized patients only today, and contact tracing is breaking down

that's how you make the leap from clusters to widespread transmission

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:08:14 2020 No.17812061

>>17811973
They're going to stay relatively low and we'll have a fraction of the amount of cases that Italy has. My province still doesn't have even one confirmed case.
>>17811978
>Then explain what's happening with the Canadian case number in the past 4 days
Cases are growing, however they're not growing as rapidly as the other countries in your graph and the curb will flatten relatively soon. Your graph is misleading because they started at 100 cases so the slope is artificially steep. Even the cases in Iran are starting to flatten out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:08:41 2020 No.17812066 Posting links to twitter no matter the source or information should be an immediate sitewide ban. It’s a cesspool of nothing but reactionary retards begging for sex and gibs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:09:09 2020 No.17812071 >>17812061 >My province still doesn't have even one confirmed case. because saskatchewan is a shithole and nobody wants to go there >the curve will flatten relatively soon lol no BC and Ontario are about to moon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:09:28 2020 No.17812073 >>17812053 this is a retarded betting website, not actually futures (which also retarded but a bit less so)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:12:12 2020 No.17812100 >>17812071 I don't live in Saskatchewan, but please continue to keep coping like it means anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:12:53 2020 No.17812103 >>17812073 Mmmmno, they're CFD's, which yes can be aligned to betting, as can futures, as can options, as can even owning shares.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:13:24 2020 No.17812107 >>17812100 9 hours until futures open, what are you willing to actually bet faggot because it isn't a question of if I'm right, I am; it's a question of how far you want to double down on being wrong

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:14:59 2020 No.17812118

https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/487562-johns-hopkins-professor-estimates-at-least-50000-people-have-coronavirus-in

>A medical professor at Johns Hopkins University urged Americans not to believe low numbers of confirmed coronavirus cases in the United States, warning the actual number of people walking around with the virus could be “between 50,000 and half a million.”

>Dr. Marty Makary told Yahoo Finance's "On the Move" on Friday that he believes the number of coronavirus cases is much higher than the 1,600 confirmed cases and 41 deaths that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has reported.

>“Don’t believe the numbers when you see, even on our Johns Hopkins website, that 1,600 Americans have the virus,” Makary said. “No, that means 1,600 got the test, tested positive. There are probably 25 to 50 people who have the virus for every one person who is confirmed.”
BIG RED DONG

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:15:55 2020 No.17812129 File: 165 KB, 800x533, 1418949339131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17812118 time to beat plowshares back into swords

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:16:27 2020 No.17812133 >>17812107 Remember, Japan, Australia, and Euro markets will open before US market (besides futures). There will be a whole extra day of bad news around the world before it hits the US.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:16:48 2020 No.17812136

>>17812107
What the fuck are you talking about? You're a delusional idiot, we're not talking about what the TSX will do, we're talking about the peak number of cases in Canada.
>because it isn't a question of if I'm right, I am
>I can predict the future when I can't even make a coherent point and literally get upset when someone questions my views
Okay, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:16:54 2020 No.17812137 >>17810977 worst airport in NA

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:17:39 2020 No.17812140

>>17812133
Korea is probably the safest place in the world right now if you have a weak immune system

>>17812136
>I'm talking about the peak number of cases in Canada
So am I retard, do you think there's no community spread in Vancouver and Toronto? Are you that stupid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:17:51 2020 No.17812143 File: 94 KB, 1232x912, ES9cJxoUYAMNrRj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] USA deaths from pneumonia still in decline into March Not a lot of "undiagnosed" deaths going unnoticed. Still well under previous highs of just a few years ago

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:17:57 2020 No.17812145 >>17812061 Health Canada is preparing Canadians by warning them 30-70% of the population will become infected. This is just starting to kick off anon. Also, what platform do you use?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:18:25 2020 No.17812152 >>17812133 Honestly, I think AAPL closing its stores worldwide is going to be enough. The only reason it even got back above 240 was they re-opened China stores. This weeks going to be great for us bobos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:18:25 2020 No.17812153 >>17812071 > because saskatchewan is a shithole and nobody wants to go there The fuck you talking about, some diversity makes us stronger asshole from Egypt came over and has infected Saskatoon. A couple "self quarantine" cases at the U of R also

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:19:05 2020 No.17812162 >>17812153 I didn't know SK had gotten cases but my point about it being a shithole stands

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:20:23 2020 No.17812175 My state of idaho had no cases until some stupid bitch came back from jew york carrying the disease with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:21:05 2020 No.17812182 >>17812162 True. Unfortunately most of my family lives here so I'm here also...

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:22:13 2020 No.17812197

>>17812140
Naw, just go to a small American town or innawoods.

>>17812152
China probably force Apple to open their stores. Not like they will sell anything. And this is after China gave Apple a fuck you siding with Huawei. How long until Apple gets tired of Chinas shit?

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:22:19 2020 No.17812199

>>17812140
Imagine getting this upset because someone disagrees with you.
>So am I retard
Yes. I've already said Canada had community transmission very early on, your terrible attempt at a strawman doesn't mean we'll have the same outcome as Italy or Iran. We'll have way fewer cases than them, that's my belief.

Go rake yourself, you obnoxious faggot. You're the reason why no one likes Canadians.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:22:47 2020 No.17812206 >>17812162 https://www.saskatchewan.ca/government/news-and-media/2020/march/13/second-case-of-covid-19

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:23:13 2020 No.17812212 File: 42 KB, 500x461, i_hug_that_feel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17812182 T.Manitoban

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:23:40 2020 No.17812216

>>17812162

> my point about it being a shithole stands

I retract my earlier drunken outburst. Fuck this province, but unfortunately most of my family is here so I tried to find a job here also. P.Eng electrical engineer only making 77k a year.... fuck this god damn Trudeau felating country

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:23:40 2020 No.17812217 Is there any other live market news/analysis stations other then bloomberg?

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:23:56 2020 No.17812218
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>>17812199
I'm frustrated because dumb "eternal nothingburger" faggots need saving from yourselves every single time something bad happens, and you use the tireless efforts of people to bail you out from your own stupidity to justify ignoring the next crisis too

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:24:17 2020 No.17812224 File: 68 KB, 654x526, 1498600797941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Airlines are so tempting right now, lockdowns have to be priced in and it's obvious the government will back them up. Wouldn't now be a good long term hold?

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:24:25 2020 No.17812227
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>>17811673
>>17810549
Ok, trying again!...Ok!! This is what I got! Rough numbers!!
>1.124 trillion USD irregular purchases in DOW
1.124 trillion USD irregular purchases in DOW
>1.124 trillion USD irregular purchases in DOW
1.124 trillion USD irregular purchases in DOW
>1.124 trillion USD irregular purchases in DOW
1.124 trillion USD irregular purchases in DOW
>1.124 trillion USD irregular purchases in DOW
1.124 trillion USD irregular purchases in DOW
>1.124 trillion USD irregular purchases in DOW
1.124 trillion USD irregular purchases in DOW
>1.124 trillion USD irregular purchases in DOW
1.124 trillion USD irregular purchases in DOW
>......I want to ask you guys: is there any way we can make money off this, or any way we can learn from this for future application? Can anyone link the repo money to these movements? By amount or timing? As in, if we knew the amount available, we might know the amount of pumping on certain dates and be able to better time our own plays. Thoughts????

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:24:43 2020 No.17812230 >>17812212 I love you man. I've lurked for years but was afraid to post. Fuck it, I'm sure I'm on CSIS's list regardless

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:24:58 2020 No.17812236 >>17812224 in theory yes but you could also lose your principle if they go bankrupt or whatever

>>	Make 'em Gush Sun Mar 15 01:24:59 2020 No.17812237 File: 162 KB, 1024x829, 1566388245132m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm thinking GUSH will be around $5 on Monday. Also, Tesla will drop to 200 within 2 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:26:31 2020 No.17812253 >>17812237 That would be really nice because I bought in at .36 cents a share

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:26:54 2020 No.17812254 was butthurt it wasnt escape from NY but that ones pretty gud desu always loved all the old bela movies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXSbCXxGzw

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:27:04 2020 No.17812256 >>17812237 ROLL

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:27:32 2020 No.17812262
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WELLLLL Looks like it's gonna be another limit down morning, unless President Blumpfkin has something planned.

Should I sign up for futures trading? I could just add it on to my Schwab account (with their absolutely FUCKED interface)

Anyone know how futures opening works? If everyone is set to sell the futures when it opens, can I even get in?

>>17812053
This looks like a meme to me. You're new?

>>17811973
You don't seem to be the canadakun i'm used to talking to... what's the name of your local Mountee?

>>17811960
You're less concentrated, BUT if the virus spreads easier in the cold, that would make it worse for you... How available is testing? Are people just going about their business as usual, no hoarding, no school closures, no one talking about working from home?

Do canadians think it's Just a Flu™?
Are they praying in solidarity with the Trudeaus?

>>17812237
Rolling for tinkerbelle

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:28:16 2020 No.17812271 >>17812262 there's dozens of us, I'm on weed island

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:28:32 2020 No.17812275

>>17812227
Maybe lurk /biz/'s SMG threads, not sure. 3 weeks ago I had 15k, Thursday I had 150k mostly from buying puts (I was down 47k yesterday from that bullshit last hour rally, though I should have known better)

Seems to be one day green, next day red. Study the SPY charts and go from there. Paper trade to practice if you don't know what you're doing because it really can be like playing with fire

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>>17812227
Sorry guys, I keep posting the shit out of this board, but big question:
>are any of you able to tie volume movers of specific stocks to the fed pumps? Either solely for 3/13/2020, or ideally the other days with the obvious pumps?? It would be curious to know if they are pumping the same stocks, or different. Also, is there any way to capture which brokers are making these purchases, and then discover the clients?

>>	Make 'em Gush Sun Mar 15 01:28:42 2020 No.17812278 File: 74 KB, 1024x768, 1574195491092m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17812256 Alice. Not bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:29:59 2020 No.17812291 I actually almost rolled for not-Wendy. That sucks but she has potential when she grows up. >>17812271 But you’re one of these new people who flooded in during the crash, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:30:03 2020 No.17812294 File: 212 KB, 1000x1000, xkkkx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811359 reminder find that cruiseship movie

>>	Make 'em Gush Sun Mar 15 01:30:18 2020 No.17812298 >>17812256 I'm retarded. You got unlucky sorry breh

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:30:30 2020 No.17812299

>>17812197
This is China's long term gameplan. Greedy western capitalist buisniess arrogantly setting up shop inside a COMMUNIST country? Does that make sense? May as well build your factory in a gators jaws. China will soon announce that all buisness factories and assets in china are now nationalized and owned by China. Consider the US debt partially paid. China will then make their own iphones and tesla and sell exclusively to Chinese and to other countries at "national debt markup." While US is busy dicking around in the dessert the merchant have put all the eggs in China's basket.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:30:32 2020 No.17812300 >>17812275 Trading is not my issue; figuring out the fed's plays are. I have similar gains/losses to you, though I used calls more to achieve it because they are cheaper. ;) BTW, your years of experience trading options?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:30:55 2020 No.17812304 >>17812291 yeah after calling the last two big drops I decided to put my money where my mouth was

>>	Make 'em Gush Sun Mar 15 01:31:19 2020 No.17812308 File: 86 KB, 640x682, 1569033064072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17812262 Close. Wendy tho :/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:31:28 2020 No.17812309 >>17812275 I threw one of my LCD screens that's how fucking pissed I was at that last minute pump by the fed coupled with trump's speech timed perfectly with the end of the day

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:32:37 2020 No.17812321 >>17810894 >the milk posted a sign

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:32:39 2020 No.17812322 File: 118 KB, 890x501, 1583770403927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810758 >No goyim, you NEED us! If we're not leaching off your life-blood how will you ever survive!!1

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:32:43 2020 No.17812324

>>17812145
I use Questrade and I think it's the best option within Canada.
>>17812218
I didn't say it was a nothingburger, I implied that it will be less severe than most people think. For every one rational person here with the same belief, there are at least a dozen retards who claim this is going to be the new apocalypse and the market will drop 80%, yet you have no problem with any of that because it fits with the narrative that helps make you money. This isn't about who is being reasonable, you're upset because I said something contrary to your position against the TSX but you're too stupid to understand that.

You are mentally like a child and have no business even living without supervision, let alone giving other people advice.

>>	Make 'em Gush Sun Mar 15 01:32:47 2020 No.17812325 File: 140 KB, 600x600, 1578759890468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17812299 Checked and based. The merchants will get their just desserts.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:33:21 2020 No.17812330

>>17810602
You're not the only one. Issue is, as per my maths and the repo data, the fed has deep pockets and someone is using that to make euge purchases of stocks 1T+ USD on Friday in the Dow alone. So the question is: for next week to be red (which I think it should be) WHO will be selling their stocks and WHY?? --any guesses?... bueller? bueller?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:33:59 2020 No.17812339 >>17812329 >>17812329 >>17812329 >>17812329 >>17812329 >>17812329 >>17812329 >>17812329 >>17812329 new thread >>17812330 lol

>>	Make 'em Gush Sun Mar 15 01:34:02 2020 No.17812341 File: 21 KB, 480x360, 1575958184947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17812321 Checked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:34:15 2020 No.17812344 >>17812224 Strongly advise waiting until next earnings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:34:57 2020 No.17812347 File: 95 KB, 194x212, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810612 This is not a fucking CVG general!! Get the fuck out of here with that and concentrate on the money!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:35:15 2020 No.17812355 >>17812300 Studied options since October, traded them since December. It's been a tough road, but this volatility has been awesome. glad to hear things are going well with you also

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:35:37 2020 No.17812362

>>17811359
REEEEEEEE
HOW DID I MISS THIS POST AAAAAAA
oh well maybe next week

>>17812309
>>17812300
>Ids da fed dat buys da 30% dip
You guys really don’t know what happens when short-sellers close their positions?

You got greedy. Don’t try to get in before the bigger fish, and don’t stay too good thinking you’ll get out before them. When they cover their shorts they often do it fast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:35:58 2020 No.17812366 >>17812339 too soon. Don't go yet.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:36:37 2020 No.17812376

>>17812309
ya I was sick from that fucking rally. In hindsight of course that was going to happen: every Friday has a fucking crazy rally and Trump wouldn't announce anything while the markets are open if it'll go down. Should have closed my puts and bought calls when the announcement went out. Oh well, hoping it'll bounce back down Monday but we'll see: the volatility is so high I hate having to go in/out of positions now

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:37:46 2020 No.17812389 >>17812309 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:38:20 2020 No.17812396 >>17812237 Why do they all have the same nipples? Where are the ghost nipples? Is Invisigirl supposed to be a catchall for that sort of thing? And why aren't her hands bound?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:40:57 2020 No.17812424 >>17812324 I just signed up with them. Was using wealth simple. Anything you think I should know about the platform?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:42:12 2020 No.17812434 File: 941 KB, 1358x1347, 1583249967058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811018 >66 cases kek Oregon has "15" cases, meanwhile you can't toss a hipster faggot workout hitting a coofer

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:43:13 2020 No.17812446 >>17812434 >36 cases fixed that for you source :https://twitter.com/OHAOregon/status/1238961140144750592

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:47:31 2020 No.17812504 reut.rs/2WeCQeb Umm, guys... is something happening that they aren't telling us about? This is the first 2008 feely article I've seen and it probably won't be the last.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:48:19 2020 No.17812511

>>17812424
>Anything you think I should know about the platform?
I haven't really noticed anything worth pointing out. If you have a margin account, you can link it to your TFSA account and get more margin, but you're playing with fire if you use it. Another thing is that you'll want to go into your settings and make sure your trades close in your choice currency so don't have to convert it later on since they charge a fee for that. If you want to buy stocks pre or post-market, you have to set your order duration to Good ‘till extended market (GTEM).

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:52:29 2020 No.17812569

Looks like it's gonna be another limit down morning
Should I sign up for futures trading? I could just add it on to my Schwab account (with their absolutely FUCKED interface)

Anyone know how futures opening works? If everyone is set to sell the futures when it opens, can I even get in?

>>17811960
You're less concentrated, BUT if the virus spreads easier in the cold, that would make it worse for you... How available is testing? Are people just going about their business as usual, no hoarding, no school closures, no one talking about working from home?

Do canadians think it's Just a Flu™?
Are they praying in solidarity with the Trudeaus?

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 02:01:02 2020 No.17812687

>>17812569
Canada has an aging mostly white population that are taking it seriously, immigrants probably less so. I don't think lack of testing has been a problem, anyone can go to a hospital and get it done with no direct cost to them. They've done over 5000 tests and only found around 250 people with the virus.

There's been less hoarding and panic than some other countries but the concern remains strong Some things have shut down, but it's not that notable.

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