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THREE MUTATED CORONAVIRUS STRAINS CONFIRMED IN FRANCE AND ITALY Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 22:44:57 No.17810446 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 22:45:21 No.17810451 >>17810446 got a source big guy?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 22:45:28 No.17810452 Sauce

Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 22:46:01 No.17810462

>>17810446
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 22:46:51 No.17810472 >>17810446 That's really good news because mutations tend to lead to less lethal versions of the virus. Once again this has been proven to be a big ol' nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 22:47:09 No.17810475 >>17810462 >1 Roll a day Yo, you starving yourself or something anon??

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 22:47:48 No.17810485 File: 182 KB, 474x578, Bobo_copy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good. I wss starting to worry everything would be OK

>>	The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 Sat, Mar 14, 2020 22:48:17 No.17810495 >>17810462 I use 5 rolls a day.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 22:49:12 No.17810510 >>17810485 Lol

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 22:53:18 No.17810570 >>17810446 Good, if they're stronger then they kill faster and therefore spread less. If they're weaker then they spread more but kill less. This is bullish as fuck, too bad you have no source. Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 22:54:35 No.17810590 old gay news, and even then Im only seeing 2 strains

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 22:55:42 No.17810598 >>17810446 Welp, time to liquidate

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 22:56:25 No.17810606 >>17810462 Best new copy pasta lol

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 23:06:52 No.17810730 >>17810446 Fear marketing so people buy more shit. I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU SHILL

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 23:12:28 No.17810797 >>17810446 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 23:14:48 No.17810823 >>17810446 If they bioengineered a virus that kills people, why don't they just bioengineer a a harmless version of the coronavirus that inoculates people against the bad strain?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 23:21:20 No.17810917 >>17810823 If you read it's mostly because they need to do clinical trials for months to get a effective batch. They're speeding up the process in most countries though and going straight past animal trials and into people.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 23:23:18 No.17810942 >>17810462 >! roll per day What the fuck is wrong with your holes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 23:24:41 No.17810961 >>17810462 Get a Japanese toilet. Tp use is 1 roll per person everything 3 weeks

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 14, 2020 23:35:18 No.17811063 need a source

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:00:37 No.17811348

>>17810495
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Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:06:06 No.17811412
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Viruses, particularly RNA viruses because RNA is intrinsically less stable than DNA, mutate all the time at a constant rate. It is rarely meaningful. You may have heard about 2 different strains of hCoV-19, one more virulent than the other. Here is a criticism of the Chinese paper in the review process, that wrote about that mutation.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:18:00 No.17811526 File: 76 KB, 689x800, 01fd7053c9ea8b05d6c70a6fe84eda51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17810446 >>17810451 >>17810452 >>17810797 >>17811063 https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/07/health/coronavirus-mutations-analysis/index.html

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:20:40 No.17811571 >>17811526 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:21:40 No.17811577 YAMERO

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:21:44 No.17811580 >>17811526 so how many mutations are there???

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:22:20 No.17811585 im gonna drop this here. https://nextstrain.org/ncov just to stir the pot a little bit. I love the chaos.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:23:06 No.17811596 >>17811580 Thousands. Maybe even Billions.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:27:23 No.17811636 >>17811348 Big if true

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:28:37 No.17811643 >>17811585 when you choose to define 2 “strains” purely on the basis of two mutations, it is not intriguing that these “strains” then differ by those two mutations.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:31:13 No.17811665 >>17810446 That's actually pretty normal >>17811526 >Is this something we need to worry about? No, and here's why.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:36:43 No.17811733 >>17810462 The average burger?>>17810472

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:42:56 No.17811812 >>17811526 The article literally says it’s a nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 00:59:11 No.17811964 >>17810472 This. The problem with strains that become more harmful is they're generally an evolutionary dead end if they kill their host, where as milder strains are more prosperous. Darwin worked this shit out almost two centuries ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 01:02:04 No.17811994 >>17811964 What if the two strains fuse together and create a super unstoppable deadly, super contagious transmittable strain that keeps the host alive and contagious for a month before activating like a sleeper cell and killing them?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 01:07:10 No.17812051 >>17810462 1 roll a day? Hahahaha!!!!! Millennials everybody! Ahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 01:07:19 No.17812054 >>17810446 This is good if true. Viruses almost always mutate to become LESS deadly, not more.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 01:09:53 No.17812077 >>17811994 The point of a virus is to survive and propagate, not kill. It needs a host.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 01:10:17 No.17812081 >>17810462 i'll clean my ass with newspapers i have a fuckton of them i can tolerate the pain just fine

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 01:28:43 No.17812279 >>17810462 >1 roll per day How in the actual living fuck can you go through 1 roll a day, every day? You'd be dead from shitting so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 01:39:24 No.17812405 >>17810462 WASH YOUR ASS WITH SOAP AND WATER WASH YOUR ASS WITH S0AP AND WATER WASH YOUR ASS WITH SOAP AND WATER WASH YOUR ASS WITH S0AP AND WATER WASH YOUR ASS WITH SOAP AND WATER WASH YOUR ASS WITH S0AP AND WATER WASH YOUR ASS WITH SOAP AND WATER

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 01:50:09 No.17812534 >>17810462 wipe your ass on the lawn like your dog does you fkn pussies

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 01:54:12 No.17812594
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I have a Japanese ass washing toilet, I laugh at all the dry wiping barbarians fighting over rolls of toilet paper. I only need like 1 roll a month because I just use it to check my ass after it gets washed.

Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 02:02:18 No.17812707

>>17810462
Honestly you people laugh at copypasta hoarders, but you really dont have enough copypasta yourselves. The average poster uses 1 copypasta per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 copypastas a week. Over 100 a month. Copypasta will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 02:02:29 No.17812712 File: 1.40 MB, 860x2021, brendan unjusted.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811526 cnn isn't a reputable source animegger

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 02:03:20 No.17812726 >>17812279 anorexia nervosa

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 15, 2020 02:12:45 No.17812843 >>17812405 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

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