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How do I long toilet paper?

>> No.17808120

>>17808061
I got 140 rolls
You wanna sign up to my TP futures website and go long x100?

>> No.17808156

>>17808061
Everyone already bought tp lol

>> No.17808171

People aren't shitting more. They're only bringing up future demand.

>> No.17808206

>>17808061
Unroll it

>> No.17808233

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>> No.17808242

>>17808061
majority of toilet paper in america is produced domestically... its not going to be effected by covid-19 to the same extent that other products will be.

you'd be better off looking at vital products that rely on chinese supply chains.

>> No.17808301

>>17808233
1 roll per day.

Wtf man. You are doing something wrong

>> No.17808326

>>17808233
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
What? Maybe in murrica with all the lard asses around. I use 2 rolls per month.

>> No.17808330

>>17808233
Everyone stacking sats when you ought to be stacking rolls.

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>>17808233
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Maybe a roll a month per person. What the fuck, dude?

>> No.17808402
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17808402

>ex was a couponer
>she bought a fuckton of tp on a deal before she left me 9 months ago
>mfw still have over 100 rolls, which will last me 8+ years at this rate
Based.

>> No.17808739

>>17808301
>>17808326
>>17808365
Fucking hell. First day here ladies?

>> No.17808760

>>17808402
Sell half of that at the top and you're set for life.

>> No.17808794

So these retards stock up like 10 years of TP. Then next week the store is restocked. Do they buy another 10 years worth? Lmao.

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>>17808794
They're just DCAing in

>> No.17808810

It's always weird seeing photos from Australia on this site.

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17808817

>being a burger
>having smelly, sticky asshole all day
filthy plebs

>> No.17808819

>>17808794
This. General population = idiots

>> No.17808838

>>17808061
This girl looks attractive
Imagine her wiping her poopy butt with that toilet paper.... She should sell it all to me and let me use my tongue instead whenever she uses the bathroom

>> No.17808934

>>17808061
real question, do burgers only use dry toilet paper for cleaning their assholes? do they have bidets?

>> No.17808968

>>17808934
I used to use wet wipes but they clog the toilet too easily

>> No.17809320

>>17808061
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>> No.17809366
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I just wiped my ass with a wet dish cloth that I then cleaned with hot water in the sink and it worked fine.

Why is everyone panic buying?

>> No.17809379

>>17808206
Underrated

>> No.17809415

>>17808061
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>> No.17809441

>>17809415
this. Btw im in the UK and can confirm this

>> No.17809479

>>17809415
I buy toilet paper yesterday. Try roll on my butt after shit. After roll it once, hand get dirty. How you even use one roll for whole day? This is stupid thing.

>> No.17809503

https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/quote/KPT.TO/

>> No.17809535

>>17809415
>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Are you retarded? Even if you shit 20 times a day you couldn't go through a roll.

284 sheets/roll means you could wipe 20 times with 14 sheets and still have some left over.

>> No.17809549

>>17808061
Ppl still stacking toilet paper lmao. When you all doing that i'm buying the OGN dip and gonna make strong profit soon

>> No.17809559

>>17808817
What the FUCK is that thing? A water fountain? A urinal? How are you supposed to use that thing?

>> No.17809593

>>17808365
Fuck off, SNSS tranny.

>> No.17809745

>>17809535
>replying to pasta

>> No.17810138

you buy shit coin

https://etherscan.io/token/0xc778197261bbd95a9687bb8eb592180e97ca7652#balances

>> No.17810156

>>17809559
im european and have one of them in the bathroom right now and i still have no clue how you're supposed to use it

>> No.17810256

>>17808233
>The average person uses 1 roll per day
How much shit comes out of your ass per day??

>> No.17810322

>>17809366
Fucking BASED