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0: You die of Organ Failure
1: You die of a Heart Attack induced by cornona
2: You die of Pneumonia
3: You die in a car crash as you get carried to a hospital
4: You survive thanks to your prepping
5: You survive by leeching of a good friend, he genuinly doesnt mind
6: You survive by sheer luck, you find a garage full of WW2 MREs and Guns
7: You survive for 2 months only to trip over and hit your head
8: You survive for 6 months alone, then you join a group of 10
9: You get dabbed on by the first prepper who thinks you are a looter

11: You find a cute girl while you bug in, if your ID is yellow she had a dick
22: You are the danger, you join a group of looters, if your ID is red you become their leader
33: You wake up in a hospital 2 months later, you fuck your best friends wife and shave your head
44: You get mauled by Mr. Pibbles
55: You dont leave your basement for 3 years, it was really a nothing burger. If your ID is blue you only ate deenz
66: You are the chosen one, supercarrier and immune
77: SPECIAL stats all maxed out
88: Dirlewanger leads you into the new world, if your ID is grey you get the MG42
99: You survive by being a male prostitute, if your ID is pink you like it
00: It is really a nothing burger

Trips: The entire thread is immune
Quads: The entire thread gets put on a cruise ship heading towards china

>> No.17804043

check these

>> No.17804045
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17804045

rolling

>> No.17804054

>>17804030
Let me die already

>> No.17804075
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17804075

I win.

>> No.17804076

>>17804030
roll

>> No.17804079

JAAAAAAAAANIE CLEAN IT UP

>> No.17804080
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>>17804030
rolling

>> No.17804093

CHECK THESE!

>> No.17804094

roll

>> No.17804110

double zero pls

>> No.17804111

>>17804093
nice
we're gonna get car rekt bro

>> No.17804112
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>>17804030
rall

>> No.17804117
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>>17804030
roll

>> No.17804144

>>17804111
based savior

>> No.17804160

Rek me

>> No.17804161

>>17804030
Roll

>> No.17804174
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>>17804030
99 get

>> No.17804181

>>17804030
Best thread on biz right now

>> No.17804182

>>17804030
Roll

>> No.17804189
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Roll

>> No.17804202

>>17804111
OUR SAVIOR, MY PNEUMONIA IS CURED

>> No.17804251

check

>> No.17804264

>>17804030
fren

>> No.17804285

>>17804030
Alright baby, rolling

>> No.17804293

.

>> No.17804315

>>17804030
H

>> No.17804326

Immunity for all sucks. Only I shall survive.

>> No.17804335

>>17804030
Rollin

>> No.17804357

>>17804335
I already do this anyway, thank you kek for allowing it to continue

>> No.17804365

check em

>> No.17804377

>>17804030
Roll, I think i'm immune

>> No.17804386

Roll

>> No.17804396

rolling

>> No.17804421

>>17804030
As I was walking in the supermarket and I watched all those normie faggots as they were stacking up pasta and flour, I felt nothing. What was actually happening ? They were so afraid of dying that made them appear pathetic coward pussies in my eyes, which failed to make me feel compassionate ? Or am i secretly having a Deathwish, which is disguising itself in me as bravery ?

>> No.17804423

>>17804030
I woke up with a coof this morning

>> No.17804444

>>17804377
Told you ya

>> No.17804448

>>17804030
Rolling

>> No.17804462

>>17804030
>based rolls

>> No.17804473

>>17804030
Rolling

>> No.17804482

>>17804030

>> No.17804483

Check em cunts

>> No.17804493

>>17804030
Phew

>> No.17804501

Based /biz/ thread.

>> No.17804522

>>17804501
This and a red ID. Time to end it.

>> No.17804533

>>17804111
Thank u

>> No.17804545

>>17804444
It's over already faggots

>> No.17804562

>>17804030
rolling

>> No.17804576

BYE RETARDS TIME TO FUCKING DIE

>> No.17804595

Whelp

>> No.17804598

>>17804444
rolling

>> No.17804606
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>>17804030

eh

>> No.17804607

>>17804030
Roll

>> No.17804627
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>>17804030
Based.

>> No.17804660

>>17804030
roll

>> No.17804690
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>>17804030
rolling for die of pneumonia

>> No.17804723
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>>17804030
Here I go

>> No.17804749
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17804749

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>> No.17804767

>>17804030
roll

>> No.17804790

>>17804030
based roll

>> No.17804795

>>17804030
I will die with a rusty steel nail in my Johnson

>> No.17804800

>>17804444
FUck

>> No.17804809

Rolling

>> No.17804812
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>>17804030
rolling

>> No.17804820

Rollerino

>> No.17804822

>>17804030
hnnnnng rolling for the cute girl with a dick

>> No.17804846
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17804846

>>17804030

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>>17804030
Couldn’t be arsed reading all that shill ..
Just posted because all faggots should die
KYS

>> No.17804902
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>>17804030
I AM THE ONE

>> No.17804941

roll

>> No.17804960

rolll

>> No.17805006

>>17804030
rolling afdfaki

>> No.17805033

ok

>> No.17805055

>>17805033
baste

>> No.17805061

>>17804030
Posting for immunity, and posterity.
Also holy shit I can't wait for the market crash on monday.

>> No.17805071

>>17805055
oh

>> No.17805084

>>17804030
Rolling

>> No.17805092

>>17804030
11 and yellow

>> No.17805095
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>>17804030

>> No.17805263

>>17804030
Check these digits.

>> No.17805280

>>17804030
roll

>> No.17805284

rolling

>> No.17805286

>>17804030
inb4 newfag reddit jannies ban everyone in the thread for replying to off topic garbage

>> No.17805287
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17805287

Fulfill the prophecy

>> No.17805288

>>17804030
Rollll

>> No.17805289

>>17804030
rolling

>> No.17805295

>>17804030
reel

>> No.17805304

checkem

>> No.17805312

>>17804030
Roll

>> No.17805324

>>17804030
roll

>> No.17805331

le roll

>> No.17805594

>>17804030
>You die of a Heart Attack induced by cornona
Boomer detected.

>> No.17805666

>>17804030
trip over and hit my head pls

>> No.17805698

>>17805666
ur welcome

>> No.17805703
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>>17804030

>> No.17805718

RoLL

>> No.17805720

>>17804030
rollerino

>> No.17805727

>>17804030
roll

>> No.17805740

>>17804030
Rip n roll

>> No.17805752

Roll

>> No.17805757

>>17804444
lmao good job

>> No.17805761

>>17804030
RrOoLlIiNn

>> No.17805779

Roll

>> No.17805790

>>17804030
Rolling for 3, sounds like the least awful way to die on the list.

>> No.17805792

>>17804030
yeet

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>>17805779
I'd like to see them try

>> No.17805873

>>17804030
Painless death or survival!

>> No.17805907

rolling

>> No.17805941
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>>17804030
Survival get, Allah willing

>> No.17805961
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>>17805941
FUCK

>> No.17806028

>>17804030
The name's

>> No.17806131

yeet

>> No.17806180

>>17804030
Rollerino

>> No.17806188

>>17804030
Rollerino

>> No.17806194

>>17804111
Thanks for the gold kind stranger

>> No.17806199

>>17804030
roll

>> No.17806204

>>17804030
Roll

>> No.17806208
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17806208

buy wazirx sirs

>> No.17806213

>>17806199
Hmmmm looks like my fate is sealed

uwu daddy fuck me harder. /gif/ has been turning me prison gay anyways

>> No.17806216

>>17804030
roll

>> No.17806277

Here's to going out blazing, boys, pipes or guns I dont care which

>> No.17806368

How do I short the coronavirus?

>> No.17806388

>>17804030
Bobos will never be btfo CHECK'EM

>> No.17806402
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>>17806368
You don't.

>> No.17806406

>>17804030
rollin

>> No.17806424

Everyone dies. It's fine.

>> No.17806484

>>17804030
k

>> No.17806565

>>17804030
77 get

>> No.17806638
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>>17804030
Roll muthafucka

>> No.17806683
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>>17806638
I dig it

>> No.17806739

please painful death

>> No.17806759

rol

>> No.17806800
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>>17804030
buckle up

>> No.17806814

pls

>> No.17806817
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>>17806800
lmao nothingburger confirmed get fucked

>> No.17806820

Let’s play a game

>> No.17806831

>>17804030
Rizolling

>> No.17806861

Rawlo

>> No.17806863

>>17804030
Quads

>> No.17806872

Yeet

>> No.17806897

>>17804377
>>17804444
Dangerously based series of posts

>> No.17806913

Roll

>> No.17806934

>>17804030
roll

>> No.17806936
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>>17804030
Thank you senor pepe

>> No.17806941

>>17804030
R

>> No.17806951

>>17804111
Wew

>> No.17806953

Com
Cuk cum

>> No.17806976

Boom

>> No.17807227

Roll

>> No.17807289

>>17804030
yoops

>> No.17807452

ok

>> No.17807510

>>17804030
Rolling.

>> No.17807527

I deserve 4 for prepping for 16 years

>> No.17807531

>>17804030
please let me die

>> No.17807545

>>17804030
Rolllll

>> No.17807547

>>17807527
Head wound it is, breaking out the good stuff early then!

>> No.17807585

>>17804111

Thanks bro

>> No.17807618

>>17804030
MOMMY

>> No.17807651

>>17804030
rolling threads are cancer yet here i am