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u jelly

>> No.17803820
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>> No.17803862

I’ll just take a shower, thanks.

>> No.17803863

>>17803820
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>> No.17803952

>>17803782
That the neo 320? Good choice although the spray can be pretty powerful if you go full blast

>> No.17803979

>>17803820
Uhhhhh BASED alert?!

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>>17803862

oh ya? how do you get from the toilet to the shower?

>> No.17803990

>>17803820
if you didn't post it, i would have laughed
now it's gay

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>>17803863
This is my new favorite thing. I'm going to take a shit right now!

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>>17803990

>> No.17804119

>>17804028
based POOOPER

>> No.17804253

>>17803863
T. vergin pooper
let me guess your to afraid to poop at work or in public and use someone els's TP because your afraid people will notice.

also how tf do you use a roll a day? dont tell me you are a srunch wiper. thats completely inefficient wiping

>> No.17804397

>women
Hmm, where can I get one, OP?

>> No.17804438

>>17804397

i purchased mine on amazon about a year ago, now the TP plebs are scrambling to catch up with the BIDET BROS

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>>17803782
What does the 'women' dial do?

>> No.17804517

>>17804498
Dial eight.

>> No.17804641

>>17804498

prolly shoots ur balls, duno haven't tried it lel

>> No.17804701

>>17803863
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
...what?

>> No.17804952

>>17804498
It womans.

>> No.17805381

>>17803782
How do you dry?

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>>17804701
>He refused to buy the dip

>> No.17805537

>>17805381

toilet paper normally, during a mass TP scare you just use a towel. the tp/towel are clean you're just using it to dry off

>> No.17805543

>>17805381
Toilet paper

>> No.17805670

>>17803782
no. i have a very similar one.

>> No.17806154

>>17803782
Have u tried it? how does it feel

>> No.17806164

Toto Neorest chad here.
Japanese toilets are the best. Mine has a remote control, automatically puts the seat down and opens / closes based on a proximity sensor.
Heated seat, self-cleaning... Its perfect, except for the fact that you can't flush it if the remote runs out of battery.
I can read moonrunes though. If you can't, you'll be stuck with the filthy western toilet that you deserve.

>> No.17806192

>>17804498
It complains and causes problems.

>> No.17806422

>>17806154

it's perfect

>> No.17806691

I wasn't suprised to learn europeans have water shot up their assholes