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How are you profiting from this happening?

>> No.17801023
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>>17799857
Cornering the toilet roll dark market.

Several cartels are already starting to form, but I've secured my supply lines so I can deliver to my network of repeat customers.

>> No.17801065

>>17799857
Managed to lose $800 in the market since February but I bought oil at the bottom so I'm gonna make it back soon.

I'm hoping I can get a cheap mutual fund and pick up a cheap house in a couple years when real estate collapses.

>> No.17801091

>>17801065
>I bought oil at the bottom

Oil's not at the bottom buddy.

>> No.17801097
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Conning boomers into becoming the executor of their estates

>> No.17801137

>>17801091
Yeah we'll see. Once Chinese production is back up and international shipping resumes like normal it will be stable. Putin and MBS are just dickwaving and the latter is going to get assassinated so whatever.

>> No.17801243

>>17799857
Popped some vitamin c and had a real weird reaction. Shit my balls off at a local chain last night. Puked on my dick.

>> No.17801265

Kek

>> No.17801282

>>17801137
i want to buy some XOM and RDS on the cheap. need another bloodbath next week cuz i'm sittin on 10g+ cash to buy up. Also UWT is valued around 1$ right now. gona gamble 1000$ on that recovering to 10+/share within a year

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>>17799857
Just like Venezuelans

>> No.17801429

>>17801097
explain

>> No.17801453

>>17801282
yeah ive been thinking that too.. could prices stay low for a year might not be a good idea, no divies either then