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ATTENTION NORMIES.

I AM NEVER, EVER FUCKING SELLING MY TOILET PAPER. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

>$0.87?
NOT SELLING
>$5?
STILL NOT SELLING
>$20?
NOPE, NOT FUCKING SELLING SHIT STAINED NORMIES
>$50?
NO WAY YOU STUPID NORMIE FAGGOT, YOUR NEVER GETTING MY PRECIOUS TOILET PAPER
>$100?
HOW DARE YOU EVEN HINT THAT I MIGHT SELL MY TOILET PAPER.
>$1000?
STILL, I DO NOT SELL

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I WON'T SELL YOU FILTHY, JEWISH , KEKOLDED, SOCIALIST NORMIE CUMRAG WORTHLESS BRAINDEAD SCUMFUCK BASTARD PILE OF MENTAL DICKFACE TRASH?

BECAUSE TOILET PAPER IS REAL FUCKING MONEY, NO WAY I AM EVER SELLING MY TOILET PAPER FOR HARD CRAGGLY GOVERNMENT KEK MONEY. YOU CAN'T EVEN WIPE YOUR ASS WITH IT! IT'S FUCKING WORTHLY, SAME WITH GOLD, SILVER AND BITCHCOINS CAN YOU WIPE YOUR ASS WITH THESE USELESS, DOGSHIT ASSETS? NOOOOOO YOU CAN NOT!

I AM A TOILET PAPER MARINE AND I AM NEVER FUCKING WIPING!

>> No.17797890

>>17797884
underrated thread

>> No.17797910

>>17797884
based and poopiled

>> No.17797916
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>>17797884
I got 6 months worth for me and my boyfriend a month and a half ago because I watch metokur and knew it was gonna be bad. Just jokingly told my neighbors that I'm selling rolls $50 bucks each. Soon they will come back and offer me $20, thinking it's a deal.

>> No.17797917
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17797917

WE ARE TOILET PAPER MARINES!

10000 ROLLS FOR A MAKE IT STACK
1000 ROLLS FOR A SUICIDE STACK

WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT!

>> No.17797919
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>>17797884
>cryptards thought fiat money will become toilet paper
>instead, toilet paper will become fiat money
B A S E D

>> No.17797921

>>17797884
Retard toilet paper was made to be used not to be hodled. If you don't use it there is no value.

>> No.17797938
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17797938

Whats happening across the world seems earily similar to what happened to venezuela.

>> No.17797961
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>>17797884
just sold all my useless euro fiat shitcurrency for celebrative eu collapse toilette paper

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17797966

>>17797921
Shut up faggot, you don't know what your talking about. Using your toilet paper is retarded. in a few years you will be able to steak your toilet paper for 12% yearly returns.

THINK ABOUT IT THAT's 120 SHEETS PER YEAR ON A SINGLE PIECE OF TOILET PAPER, WITH 10000 ROLLS STEAKED THAT 1200000 SHEETS OF TOILET PAPER INTO YOUR POOING ACCOUNT EVERY FUCKING YEAR!

>> No.17797970

>>17797921
TOILET PAPER CASH IS THE REAL TOILET PAPER

>> No.17797980

>>17797966
>POOING ACCOUNT
how do I open an account in Bank of India sirs?

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>>17797970
STFU POOING VISION SHILL STUPID SCAMER! TOILET PAPER CORE IS, WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE REAL TOILET PAPER.

Don't LIKE IT?

STIFF

>> No.17798001

>>17797984
SHUT UP FAKEROLLSHI

>> No.17798009

>>17797970
>he's still holding Toilet Paper Shitting Vision
Gonna go to 0 once Diarrhea Network comes online

>> No.17798015

How much for a toilet stack?

>> No.17798018

>>17797984
How do i use the toiletchain?

>> No.17798037
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17798037

>he doesn't take chipotle fueled projectile diarrhea shits while loudly dry coughing in the toilet paper aisles of all his local supermarkets, then drag his ass along the empty shelves
WIPE IT FOR ME WAGIE

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17798046

You put a metal chain between multiple rolls of toilet apaer

>> No.17798056

>>17797884
better hope you get diarrhea

>> No.17798067
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17798067

Friendly reminder that you don't need toilet paper.
What do you think they did before TP was invented? Did they shit in the 17th century? In the middle ages? of course not, the world would be covered in shit.
I want you to close your eyes for a moment and imagine a world without shit, without toilet paper. A world without big paper manipulating you into thinking that shitting is necessary.
Now open your eyes and realize that you never needed to shit at all.
That you are free.

>> No.17798111

>>17798067
b-but Sergey told me to eat 10 burgers a day!

>> No.17798394

>>17798067
>he's a noroller
Not gonna make it

>> No.17798421

>>17797884
$1000 EOY

>> No.17798434
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17798434

my friend this is a very based person this OP how you do it?

>> No.17799173

>>17797921
Cope more shitstain

>> No.17799598

>>17797916
r u an gril?

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>>17799598

>> No.17799729

>>17797938
Muh vuvkeulA

>> No.17800338

>>17797884
kek

>> No.17800787

>>17797884
kek

>> No.17800822

>>17797916
WHORE.

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>> No.17800837

>>17797916
Get a load of this faggot.

>> No.17800871

What a time to be alive. The great TP run of 2020. Social media was a mistake.