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17796416 No.17796416 [Reply] [Original]

Life surely does feel amazing when everyone is panicking and fantasizing about apocalypse scenarios and you are just sitting there knowing exactly where to invest.
Having things perfectly planned out feels fucking amazing. Playing the game alongside with the whales.
Reminder that this is the last chance to get rich if you've missed the crypto bubble.
Now get going.

>> No.17796446
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>>17796416
Based.
Couldn't agree more, fren. Opportunity of the decade.

>> No.17796515
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17796515

I'm playing both sides.

>> No.17796568

>>17796515
Holy fuck, you fell for the burger movies meme.
We are about 10 years too early for this.

>> No.17796582

I have no money and just lost my job so no I cannot play it.

>> No.17796603

>>17796568
That's 7 years of slowly accumulating plus my hiking gear. That ruck just out of picture is worth more than everything else combined given to my by SAR I work search and rescue.

>> No.17796607

>>17796416
are you talking about stocks? the only thing that went down more than 10 measly % from ATH is Boeing

>> No.17796608

>>17796582
what job did u have, how many of yu got fired?

>> No.17796619

>>17796608
Software engineer, just started last year, only a few.
Not getting many calls back while the world is collapsing.

>> No.17796669

>>17796607
Just a slight hint: the plan involves not touching stocks for the next 3 years. Sounds BS? Screen cap this and show it to everyone on the 1st September 2020. See what happens.

>> No.17796691

>>17796416
>not buying stocks
>not buying PMs
>not buying crypto
WHAT SHOULD I BUY THEN

>> No.17796721

>>17796691
Relax. No need to panic. The year has just begun. The deadline is the 1st of September 2020 AD. Put your mind into it and figure it out.

>> No.17796744

>>17796721
tell me, right now I'm 50% crypto, 50% fiat

>> No.17796762

>>17796744
Fucking hell, stop looking for the easy way.
You know it's to my benefit if I don't say anything at all?

>> No.17796772

>>17796762
Why even post then? Fuck off

>> No.17796780

>>17796762
then why have you started this thread? to brag in front of incels on a kazachian basket webbing image board? fuck off.

>> No.17796782

>>17796762
take your thorazine mr foreveralone xD

>> No.17796797

>>17796772
See >>17796780
>>17796782
???

>> No.17796830

>>17796669
Options considered stonks ?

>> No.17797427

>>17796691
start DCAing a set amount each paycheck into crypto now while its cheap, then start allocating some of that to stocks & ETFs in a month or two.

>>17796830
buy stocks themselves, not options. this is a long term play. buy as many assets as you can on the cheap right now, watch them climb to new ATHs in the coming decade.

Fortunes are made in recessions. Opportunities to jump up a class like this dont come often

>> No.17798223

>>17796515
>shoots you with a gun
heh... nothing personnel, kid...

>> No.17799401

>>17796762
Are you afraid anons on here will pump your piece of shit stock or what? Fuck off imbecil

>> No.17799432 [DELETED] 

>>17796416
The official /biz/ discord link is
discord gg gJzCVP

Join, we are currently talking about this trash economy and the coronavirus

>> No.17799457

>>17796416
Where are you invested?

>> No.17799489

I got 10k to invest in, what do?
I want to make enough money to cover my own funeral and leave my family financially stable for a long time by the end of this year before I commit suicide

>> No.17799522

>>17796515
nice bow and arrow faggot hahaha *shoots you with 500$ ar 15 from 250 yards*

>> No.17799542

>>17796515
Where are your guns?

>> No.17799576

Oh are those target arrows? What the fuck man you can't kill anything with that.

>> No.17799586

>>17796416
well go on, actually give some help instead of memes.

>> No.17799957

>>17796762
>I start a topic but i can´t say anything or people will find out im a retard

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>>17796416
Redpill me on where to invest during an apocalypse

>> No.17800102

>>17799401
>>17799457
>>17799586
>>17799957
>>17799972
Actual nice try, but NO. You are on your own in this. Feel free to provoke as much as you want, call it a LARP, report it, but I won't spoon feed anyone.

>> No.17800119

>>17798223
>>17799522
A silent weapon has its advantages.

>> No.17800310

>>17800102
this desu, these newfags need to bleed and lose a LOT of money
the day /biz/ stops shilling coins is the day crypto actually works and has a use case and people investing are actually investing and therefore dont want others to know.
Right now it's all speculative morons (me included).

>> No.17800399

>doesn’t know it’s pronounced “sah-geh”

>> No.17800413

>>17799972
REAL GOLD - REAL MONEY (BITCOIN)

>> No.17800512

>>17800399
How new are you?

>> No.17800526

>>17796515
enough rope to hang yourself and then some
well done anon

>> No.17801022

>>17796669
Im actually super willing to do my own research but I just hopped back onto this board. Any other hints? Plox

>> No.17801067

>>17801022
Make a post using the name Jim Profit.
Get banned for a month.
Get back to your research.

>> No.17801199

>>17801067
:/ didn’t expect it but I had to take my shot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I hope I can figure it out and I hope you’re right. If anyone else in the thread has clues let’s pool our minds together to figure it out.

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>>17796416
Based Anon. Need time to accumulate.

>> No.17801224

>>17800119
Bow cope

>> No.17801260

>>17796721
But like where tf do we even begin? Hard to figure it out if we don’t know where the starting line even is.

>> No.17801290

>>17799489
>I got 10k to invest in, what do?

I'll spoonfeed.

5k on index fund like VOO
2k on Bitcoin, ETH, Link mix
2k on oil stocks
1k on your favorite company stocks.

>> No.17801320

>>17801260
At least show us the starting line anon. Lead us to the pond, some of us actually want to catch our own fish.

>> No.17801344

>>17801260
The starting line of thought should be:
Where are the biggest shareholders in the world going to move their assets to after causing the stock market to crash with the sell wave? What would be the safest place for them?
1. It has to have a value given by the people even if the asset is useless itself.
2. It has to unrelated to the economical collapse.
In all cases, in such a cycle, 99% of the small investors, like everyday people, get burnt and lose their money, but the rich get richer. That's the fundamental rule of capitalism and will always be.
Now, do you have the skill and the brain to pull it off and place yourself along with the big time players and become a part of the game?
All of you, ask yourselves this question and get going.

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17801369

>>17796515
as am I

>why yes, I did recently acquire another 10k linkies on top of my already 30k

>> No.17801620

>>17801344
something to do with education.
that's why more people will realise on September 1

>> No.17801688

>>17801620
When the kids are going back to school?

>> No.17801761

>>17801369
You only bought snacks?...

>> No.17801764

>>17801620
Will OP confirm or are all the lifelines used up. Also if you’re making me think this hard but you’re a troll..10/10 troll desu

>> No.17801827

>>17801620
If you associate the date Sept 1 with education, you are far off the target.
Although, now that you mention it, right now there is a huge opportunity in Europe that is related to education and can net you a enormous profit.
Protip: It requires a team of programmers.

>> No.17801840

>>17801827
I have no idea why I said "a enormous".
Typing too fast, mby

>> No.17801855

>>17801369
>fritos and cheetos but no sour cream and onion potato chips
ngmi

>> No.17801861

I’ve got a bunch of oil stuff.

>> No.17801877

>>17801369
Lmao wtf. I hope you stocked up on toilet paper with all that diarrhea you'll be having

>> No.17801913

>>17796607
Check out the cruise line stonks

>> No.17801920

>>17801827
Yea I considered that already but there's already a bunch of competition in that field
I'm in academia atm so I can keep an eye out for what they're switching to.
So you mean there will be a bigger crash in september when Corona pops back up after summer.
Ok but I have no clue what you think is a blue chip in that scenario
Gold is compromised by central banks.
Oil will have been stocked up by the government.
Bonds never give high profit.
I'm sticking to crypto desu

>> No.17801941

>>17801827
Rip no programming skills. Still won’t give up tho, appreciate the responses even though you obviously don’t want to keep dropping hints.

>> No.17801959

>>17801920
I will ease up your decision. Stop thinking about the virus. It's a dummy for what's really happening right now. Pay close attention to detail.

>> No.17801986

>>17801344
>blubbering nonsense

thanks faggot.

>> No.17802018

>>17801827
Is it considered opprotunity missed if you don’t have programming skills/team of programmers?

>> No.17802046

>>17801959
finally somebody who gets it

this movement has nothing to do with the current economy, or a virus at all. Thats just the smoke and mirrors

>> No.17802114

>>17802018
No. That's a side opportunity. The real one requires pure brain function, no skill involved.

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>>17796515

>> No.17802188

>>17801959
>>17802046
then what? War?
Don't see any indicators of anything bigger going on, except the market movement. I agree that doesn't make sense.

>> No.17802270

>>17802188
Have you got any conditions for a physical war yet? No, and I don't there will be soon.
Let's think this through. War cannot happen during a recession, that's just absurd and delusional. You will never force people to fight if they can't afford to eat. So the period 2020 - 2024 is safe. After that, what happens?
As you've already guessed, I'm not a GOD and can't see that much ahead, but in order for a war to happen, UN must be disbanded first.
Since all countries are members, war cannot occur if it's there.
There has to be an event after the year 2024 that triggers the dismemberment of the United Nations.
So if there was to be war in our lifetime, I would bet on the year 2029.

>> No.17802427

>>17801959
Overpopulation

>> No.17802435

>>17802114
I’ll take Crypto for $1000 final answer. Correct y/n?

>> No.17802450

>>17801369
are you American?

>> No.17802536

>>17802435
It's not that simple. My plan consists of a chain of investments, one after another and selling at the right time.

>> No.17802652

>>17796416
you probably dont even know what to invest in
i on the other hand, do. stay poor nigger

>> No.17802663

>>17802652
What to invest?

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>>17802652
>stay poor nigger
You too, man, you too.

>> No.17803098

>>17796515
redpill me on bows vs crossbows

>> No.17803129

>>17801067
That shit doesn't work anymore.

>> No.17803291

>>17801827
yeah this is not a smart plan
you are moving into a market that by definition is not for profit and lifes of gov subsidies
every gov in europe is bankrupted and does not have the spare cash to pay overpriced programmer offices
they will just hire programmers as gov employees and create the platforms for cents on the euro
and what little money there will be to spent will be sucked up by the nepotism ingrained firms already existing

as to your question itself gold, crypto and cash outside the normie banks and move into real estate at the depth of the crisis

>> No.17803393

>>17796721
Why the AD?