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Hi /fit/

Does anyone have any tips or advice for someone who is about to have sex with a girl I've been seeing.

Have a history of ED and PE (from sleep apnoea) but have 100mg of viagra.

Will be at my place and will have a couple of drinks.

Thanks.

>> No.17795786

>>17795769
Buy LINK

>> No.17795788
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17795788

>>17795769
>/fit/

>> No.17795795

>>17795769
>/fit/
wrong subchan

>> No.17795796

>>17795769
LUBE! lots of LUBE!

otherwise, your asshole might tear

>> No.17795798

Don’t forget to put you pee pee in her hole

>> No.17795805

>>17795769

is this bait or what? anyways.
>have 100mg of viagra.
>will be at my place and will have a couple of drinks.

sounds like you got it all under control, good luck.

>> No.17795813

stick a finger in her ass. tell her you love her when you do it

>> No.17795817

>>17795769
>Hi /fit/
Short everything right now or gtfo

>> No.17795833

>>17795796
>otherwise, your asshole might tear
Kek

>> No.17795845

Wear a condom and watch a video on how to put it on correctly

>> No.17795846

Unironicly meditate while you do it.
Thinking is the enemy of yoir dick.
If you want to last longer, count from 50 downwards every 2 numbers.

>> No.17795854

hey fit guys it femanon, how to lose weight in legs(inner tight)?
p.s i know ure faggot but help pls guys

>> No.17795856

>>17795845
don't listen to this guy. you want to go in the ass bare and dry. she'll fall in love with you guaranteed.

>> No.17795872

>>17795769
Just coom bro

>> No.17795920

>>17795769

>your first time is not going to be magical-so relax, man

>you'll actually get the most out of it during foreplay, not coitus

>you can still use your fingers or your tongue if something's wrong with your dick

>I have heard two accounts of first timers being genuinely fucking devastated when having sex does not intrinsically, magically makes them a new man. Which I thought was HILARIOUS, but tragic the more they explained

>you don't necessarily need to keep hammering after penetration- sexologist I looked up suggests coitus, stamina break/more foreplay, then rejoining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2mTip4zlcU
That one actually surprised me

Luck from an aro/ace

>> No.17795928

>>17795769
i'm bearish on this one desu

>> No.17795941

>>17795769
Do SS+GOMADS, then buy LINKS.
Guaranteed success.

>> No.17795965

>>17795786
FPBP

>> No.17795978

>>17795928
kek

>> No.17795988

>>17795769
insert peepee in vagona
buy link

>> No.17796039

>>17795769
Stick your erect penis into her erect vagina

>> No.17796062

>>17795854
unironically starve yourself but don’t be a pussy like those models and eat and vomit it up to give yourself the feeling of fullness, be a strong woman and starve yourself. Eat for 3 days do not eat for one, do this till you are skinny

>> No.17796071

Take the viagra around 1h before expected sexy time, that's about it. GL

>> No.17796079

Not sure why I wrote /fit/ but appreciate the pointers anyway.

Question - Is it expected that I go down on her first or she goes down on me?

>> No.17796082

Does anyone have tips for a big dicked retard who doesnt want to hurt his first gf, she is tiny and Im scared of hurting her
She is 5'2 and Im 8.5x6.3", its IMAGINE tier

What kind of lube do I buy and what positions would be good to limit penetration and any pain?

>> No.17796091

>>17795769
Oh one more thing- people get weird about sex just before they do it. There's a chance she'll back out just before sex.
Don't actually know a lot about this topic, but that reaction does not reflect poorly on you. She didn't freak out because she suddenly realized you were ugly, she's working through her own hangups. Don't let it get to you.

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>>17796079
Fuck man, I dunno I got all my advice from laughing at anons

>> No.17796117

>>17795854
tits cunt

>> No.17796123

>>17796091

Yeah wish I knew about this earlier haha.

>> No.17796137

>>17796079
no, any chick that pressures you to do that is shit testing you, just flat out refuse. Girls that suck cock are worthless btw

>> No.17796140

>>17796079
go down on her first, if she gives you a happy ending. she's wife material.

>>17796082
don't fuck your little sister anon.

>> No.17796153

>>17796082
Oh yeah your tiny penis will hurt her considering literal babies come out a fucking vagina lmfao

>> No.17796169

>>17796140
I didnt know I had an asian sister
>>17796153
Then why does everyone complain about cervix this cervix that

>> No.17796172

>>17796082
Fellatio? Otherwise the only thing I could think of is seeing if anyone said anything here

https://www.cracked.com/blog/least-believable-page-on-the-web-large-penis-support-group/
https://www.lpsg.com/search/180010371/?page=2&q=hurt&o=date
Far as I can tell it's just fags, though

>>17796123
>asking for sex advice 30 minutes before the sex
Condolences on your ill-planned, possibly imaginary date man

>> No.17796179

this thread, holy shit!
stop doing 4chan, porn and internet, guys, until you at least got some basic grip on real life ...

>> No.17796203

>>17796179
Real life is fake and gay. I beat my dick like an unwanted stepchild and no one is gonna make me stop

>> No.17796206

>>17796169
coof coof coom

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>>17795769
>fit

>> No.17796215

>>17796179
Fuck you I'm an asexual. I'm allowed to have no idea what I'm saying.

>> No.17796223

setup a hidden camera in case she decides that you raped her

>> No.17796238

>>17796117
u help me too lose weight in legs?

>>17796062
sounds dumb but thanks

>> No.17796239
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>>17795769
20yo zoomer here. I lost my virginity two weeks ago to some blasian chick 7 years my senior. Didn't cum nor did it feel good. After that it became easier to get sex and I have fucked 4 asian girls within that time frame, only creampied one of them and never came from the rest.


Sex isn't all that it is hyped up to be. Honestly, using my hands gave me more pleasure and bigger cooms. Don't stress too much over it. Use a lot of foreplay and learn to move your hips.

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>>17795769
>/fit/
this nigger

>> No.17796263

/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.17796278
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>>17796239
IM SO HORNY GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17796321

>>17796239

Congrats im 26.

I think id rather not cum then blow in a minute.

Just going to take it slow and see how it goes.

>> No.17796398

i've never "tried" sex "personally" but i've watched 60 hours of porn while "working form home" over the past week, so my expertise level is high. she will want you to give her the money in an envelope before she does anything. if you have a costume for her to wear, make sure it fits right and put it in the bathroom. eat a light meal before hand, like a broth-based soup and half a sandwich. don't eat something like a big plate of indian food.

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If you want to make that bitch cum with your fingers, right at the end of a lot of foreplay and playing with/licking her pussy/fingering her, do this:

Take middle and ring finger, extend them inside her with fingertips facing upwards, and hold the hand in that position rigid while rapidly moving it up and down with the arm. She'll squirt buckets anon.

>> No.17796426

Finger her to get her wet before you put your benis in.

When fingering, curl your fingers inward in a "come here" type motion. This is the fastest way to make her wet. I personally like when she's not too wet so you still feel the friction a bit, but basically the longer you finger the wetter she gets.

After that is personal preference between the two of you. I've been together with my gf for almost 2 and a half years, averaging sex ~8-10 times a week and we still find new things that we both like

>> No.17796453

>>17796321
one last offsite link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCN1-vhEVrE&feature=youtu.be&t=216

>> No.17796464

>>17796239
>>17796321
Dont masturbate for a week then masturbate an hour/half hour before sex if possible. This worked for me with my first gf and i'd last a solid 25 minutes with a stiffy uh

>> No.17796487

>>17795769
Stay away the VAG wallet is the worst even I tried to deposit my SPNK in a VAG and lost all my savings

>> No.17796489

>>17795769
women love it when you fart on them as foreplay. also make sure you scream when you coom and immediately light up a cig

>> No.17796563

Thanks everyone for the replies she is about to arrive so if the thread isn't archived will let you all know how it went.

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>>17795920
>Twenty minutes.

>No timestamps.

>sOmE oF tHeSe will SuRpRiSe YoU

Fuck that

>> No.17796581

>>17795854
read the fucking sticky
(this is /fit/ now right?)

>> No.17796659

>>17795769
Don't fuck and trade at the same time, you might miss buying opportunities through lack of concentration

>> No.17796717

>>17795769
Buy Silver
having said that wrong board bro
also Buy Silver

>> No.17796809

ALL IN ON LINK ONLY IRON HANDS WILL MAKE IT

>> No.17797142

>>17796581
yea it fit, u cant read post?

>> No.17797369

>>17795769
the vagina is much further down than you expect. That's what shocked me the most the first time I had sex anyway.
Definitely take the viagra. I was nervous as fuck and really struggled to get hard my first time, even though I am in perfect health and have never had erection problems before or since.
Don't eat her out, that's fucking gay.
Missionary only. Don't do any weird porn-type positions. Missionary is the best because you can have some eye contact and communicate, which is especially important for your first time.

>> No.17797379

>>17795769
Take quarter of that pill and don’t worry. You’ll fuck like a chump, or think you’ll do.

Only sex tip: look and act horny. Women’s sexual arousal depends highly on how turned on the man is. Feminist femanons are welcome to argue about this.

Idk how old you are but fucking is not like porn. Don’t think too mechanical about it. Take care of your head, stimulate it right and your dick will do the Right things anyways. And don’t try to jizz on her face after pulling out. I’ve heard that gen z boys are really into that shit because of porn.

Lastly, try to be in the Moment, as in don’t try to imagine things that are not there like porn women. In my early twenties, this was my biggest struggle. Solution was to reduce the amount of porn watched.

In any case good luck faggot

>> No.17797405

>>17795769
Tell that guy good luck and high five. Sorry that guy is fucking that girl you've been seeing.

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>>17795769
>ED and PE (from sleep apnoea)
Wtf does that even mean? Do you cum too much from auto-erotic asphyxiation in your sleep?

>> No.17797546

>>17795846
Are you me?