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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:14:05 2020 No.17792717 [Reply] [Original]

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Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:16:07 2020 No.17792756
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reboast from last
Apparently (watching CNN) Oregon doesn't have the testing capacity to even test sick doctors who have been treating patients. This is worse than Italy, this is Wuhan writ large.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:17:05 2020 No.17792771

What else do you think it is?

Is the government supposed to stop all murders, all rapes, all evil deeds?

That's not why we exist.

It's supposed to be a world full of "choices", good vs evil, stupid vs smart, and lucky vs unlucky.

This simulation isn't about perfect. Let the virus run, let the people who want to die, die.

They are 55+

they know what the flu is
they know what a more dangerous flu is

the government isn't here to baby them. If a 60 year old diabetic goes to a NBA game let them die. Don't cancel the NBA.

We should act in accordance with God. Let the virus run it's course. Let individuals decide. Stop this attitude of the government authority telling us what to do or not.

No lockdowns in USA
No Quarantines in USA

let us have some good old fashioned natural selection again

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:17:19 2020 No.17792777 >>17792756 good thing I don't live in Oregon good thing I don't have any virus don't all the good people in Oregon live outside of the cities anyway ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:17:19 2020 No.17792778 Can we remove libertarian faggot?

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:17:32 2020 No.17792780

>>17792714
If they attempt to open the export business they for sure will. What's keeping Koreans from getting infected is that they are getting tested more times than they go to the bathroom, but that is simply not sustainable if they let tourists in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:17:36 2020 No.17792781 File: 1.35 MB, 1080x875, Smug_Anime_Squirrel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW you sold out of your puts yesterday. I feel bad for most of you guys, especially with Trump's stellar performance today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:17:47 2020 No.17792784 File: 50 KB, 709x1024, 1583751072088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did anyone else get their LH and DGX in when i told you? >>17783654

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:17:53 2020 No.17792786 >>17792756 china was ground zero and quashed that shit quickly. this is just incompetence to the tune of yakety sax.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:17:56 2020 No.17792788 I was a bull a week ago I literally think we're headed the way of Nikkei now

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:18:26 2020 No.17792793

The economy should be turned back

People encouraged to make personal decisions about safety. Cut the idea of funding copay for treatment by gov.

Tell them to have fun with the results of their own decisions and not to blame the gov for the grandma they visited while having a sore throat dying a month later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:18:39 2020 No.17792799 File: 1.54 MB, 1515x1312, ethics.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] maybe the thread should have been "Friday Night Ethics" edition >>17792781 This image would be better if she wasn't a squirrel just IMO the body is nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:20:13 2020 No.17792822 >this authority-needing society with no self-responsibility even when faced with pandemic death of suffocating to death in three weeks in a hospital bed for attending a party is totally great and doesn't need a wake up call.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:20:16 2020 No.17792823 >>17792777 this is not how disease work retard, nice get though >>17792786 yeah all of America is one giant Wuhan, mass graves soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:20:54 2020 No.17792836 250 people died in Italy today. More than any day in recorded history, more than WW1 and WW2. We are fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:20:58 2020 No.17792837 hesitating to commit at the bottom today around noon has me literally wanting to off myself

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:21:02 2020 No.17792838 >>17792786 The barricaded everyone in their homes and left it like that till this day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:21:15 2020 No.17792844 It's Trumps, CDC, HHS, Local Healthcare's fault when the hospitals get overran because people didn't change behavior during a declared pandemic The people did nothing wrong. What did the authorities do wrong? That's where we are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:21:42 2020 No.17792854 >>17792836 fugg

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:22:16 2020 No.17792864

>>17792836
Good fucking riddance

They couldn't stop spitting on each other and sucking on their fingers for a fucking MONTH during a global pandemic virus that kills 1-2% of infected

FUCK THEM
FUCKING SUFFOCATE

THATS THe FUCKING GAME

HOLY SHIT

>I died in dark souls because I fucking did some dumb shit

yes.

Welcome to reality fuckfaces. Dont jump infront of

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:22:49 2020 No.17792869 File: 187 KB, 750x449, 833E67D4-556B-41AC-ADF2-0C4BB27A7CD9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So it was all bullshit? Was this priced in?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:22:53 2020 No.17792871 >>17792837 but it seems you are still hesitating there's nothing wrong with that prudence is the most important virtue

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:23:27 2020 No.17792881 imagine suffocating to death while your lungs fill with fluids because it's just a flu and I wanna live my life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:23:32 2020 No.17792882 >>17792864 >>17792844 >>17792822 >>17792793 >>17792771 autism

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:24:25 2020 No.17792892 >>17792871 because i'm not committing after a 10-13% 15min pump. the time was at noon, i had the order made, i failed to commit and now i can't catch a thought because of how worthless i feel

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:24:53 2020 No.17792896

REPO OPERATIONS
Okay folks. I did the math. I'm really tired so bear with me here.
There's been the question as to if repo operations is basically money created out of thin air for "assets" (the actual risk weighted value of those assets I have not seen yet, so we will leave them out of the equation, considering it is not cash for cash swapping). So, to start off we started with a cumulative cash supply of 15.4 trillion in the USA according to this post
https://www.quora.com/How-much-money-is-there-in-the-United-States
Feel free to find the multiple sources yourselves, but I assume it to be pretty close. Next we have about 1.2trillion (1,223,208,000,000) in repo operations from the New York Fed alone. https://apps.newyorkfed.org/markets/autorates/tomo-results-display?SHOWMORE=TRUE&startDate=01/01/2000&enddate=01/01/2000
So what we do next is find the supposed percentage gain.
Money supply+supposed created money from repo operations which comes out to about 16.62 trillion (16,623,208,000,000). Now we take 16623208000000/15400000000000=x/100.
(16623208000000x100)/15400000000000 which equals 107.94290909090%. Subtract 100 (principle) and we get 7.94290909090% current inflation rate, assuming the money was created, the assets are worthless, and so on and so forth. It's only March but realistically what is the Fed going to do with bank assets. i could go on and on about this, but found this worth looking into, though I'm probably not accounting for everything as I am tired. 7.94290909090%. Meaning 7.94290909090% less buying power for the dollar, 7.94290909090% more hours you now have to work to attain the same goods/services, and so on and so forth. Hopefully there is some tax reliefs for sure this year but we shall see.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:24:55 2020 No.17792897

> "More cases are now being reported every day [in Europe] than were being reported by China at the height of its epidemic," director-general Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said

RETARDS DO THE MATH. The rate of infection is higher in Europe than its peak in China. In the US it will be a massacre. How much longer do we have to keep hearing “it’s just a flu” and “it’ll pass in 2 weeks”

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:25:19 2020 No.17792905 >>17792892 >>17792837 Commit to what? Puts? Calls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:25:41 2020 No.17792910 >>17792882 Just telling the absolute truth. We all know it's true. This isn't even a hard thing to stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:25:58 2020 No.17792913 >>17792905 calls and shares. it was very apparent sentiment was shifting around noon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:26:13 2020 No.17792918 >>17792897 the Europeans are all packed into cities with each other and they make out as a greeting we have no idea if it will be as bad in the US

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:26:17 2020 No.17792919 >>17792876 OH NONONOONONO BULLS WE GOT TOO GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL!!! >>17792799 Yes dobber’s beastiality has become a problem. Women are better without too much fur.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri Mar 13 23:27:53 2020 No.17792944 I guess all my local stores are out of toilet paper whats a good company to invest in that sells toilet paper?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:28:23 2020 No.17792951 >>17792897 It will be a massacre everywhere because it was a massacre in China too even if the government will never admit to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:28:25 2020 No.17792952 >>17792896 >what is the Fed going to do with bank assets You’re referring to US Treasury bills? What is the US going to do with it’s own treasuries if the banks become insolvent and can’t buy them back?

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:28:35 2020 No.17792954

>>17792786
its because of how our testing works dummy. if you were intelligent you would be buying private testing companies right now because Trump just announced all red tape has been cut and CDC will be partnering with private US companies to mass produce tests

you dont know shit about government and how it works. CDC wanted to control everything, based on their previous regulations and operatiing procedures which were put in place way before Trump ever thought about running for presidency. when the government produces official shit, everything down to the font size and color of ink on packaging is stipulated and no deviations are allowed. CDC wanted their tests to be uniform and compatible with their existing influenza test processing equipment. the problem is scale of production, CDC couldnt churn out the tests fast enough due to scale of pandemic and government bureaucracy. Trump is smart to force them out and let the private industry take over. have you ever gone through TSA while flying? now imagine people with that level of intelligence and "motivation" sitting around in pointless meetings determining diversity representation in the teams who are drafting "test protocols" 2 times a day, while they check their iphones and post cuck stories to reddlit for upvotes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:28:45 2020 No.17792957 is next monday a good time to do my monthly DCA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:29:00 2020 No.17792961 >>17792897 I'd be very reluctant to assume the Chinese numbers are accurate. They falsify many metrics at a provincial level to look good to central authorities during normal times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:29:44 2020 No.17792971 File: 71 KB, 638x960, cat and mouse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is my first big dick stock market crash, how much will dividends be affected by this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:29:56 2020 No.17792973 >>17792952 Oh whoops the Fed, private corporation, right. I’m still not terribly concerned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:30:50 2020 No.17792981 >>17792944 Kimberly clark already priced in that at 145 per share a week or two ago, dont chase things that happned 3 weeks ago. they down, I was considering shorting them at the time too, should have maybe

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:30:52 2020 No.17792984

>>17792869
It's best to just wait until Sunday and see what happens. If this ends up being Obamacare but worse it will be fucking hilarious considering Trump even took a jab at Obama during the national emergency shit today. Kek'd. We'll see though, CNN's sources can't be trusted

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:30:53 2020 No.17792985 >>17792971 no one has any idea yet. buying high quality dividend stocks is never wrong

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:31:22 2020 No.17792992

>>17792905
to add to this>>17792913 just look at this thread, literally every fucking idiot is spamming how much worse it's going to get and how the beginning hasn't even started. they're either fucking lying, fucking moronic or just spread fear for lulz. it all STARTED back in fucking january if you can understand anything. it is now tapering off. are cases gonna increase in the united states? 100% but fatality rate will plummet and that's all that will matter because won't get two fucks anymore. the only indiscernible issue now is how fucking atrocius q1 and q2 might be due to disrupted supply chains. BUT guess what... it's probably already priced in. Apple made statements. Microsoft made statements. Major banks made statements.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:32:59 2020 No.17793010 >>17792985 That’s not true though. You have to pick good companies, and you have to pick ones that won’t have to cut their dividends.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:33:30 2020 No.17793015

>>17792869
It was just bullshit up.

They are doing it for San Fran area and then potentially rolling it out nationwide but nothing quickly. It was trump admin exaggerating it greatly.

In the loosest sense they are working on helping testing though.

that being said google having a pop quiz to determine if you should test is kind of retarded and useless desu

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:34:34 2020 No.17793030 >>17792897 Europeans are insanely arrogant, stupid, and out of touch with reality. this isn't a surprise. It's the same reason it's all Dem cities getting it now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:35:25 2020 No.17793037 >>17792992 >it is now tapering off. You're so fucking stupid. The number of US cases went up 120% in the last 5 days. It's going to double every 4. We're going to see over 10K by the end of next week, and 35K by the end of the week after.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:35:29 2020 No.17793038 >>17792799 What kind of nose is that?? Is she some kind of rhino???

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:35:59 2020 No.17793044
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We're trying to help you escape the bull trap. Repent. God will punish you for your inflated valuations, which spit in the face of the economic Law that He created.

Do you think the S&P 500 is on an upward trajectory after entering a bear market following the longest bull market in history? Do you think your great hubris shall not be punished by an equally great demise? You defy the very reason which God has granted us.

Yes, yes indeed. Play with your little calls and little bullish bets. But one day, at the height of your ecstasy and sinful speculation, at the height of your success and your glory, the Lord shall rip the mat from under you and it all will come tumbling down. Darkness and damnation will wash over you, and Fortune, the great whore and vicious bitch which you clung to in your idolatrous worship, will cackle at your woe and lamentations.

You laugh and you bounce, robed in the ermine cloak of vainglory, laughing and giggling as death surges up around you, laughing at the wise words and prudent counsel of the prophets who know the Law and the Will of the Lord, laughing at Noah and his Ark, basing your anticipation of the future not on the rock and the reason of the Lord but on the shifting sands of vague and transient sentiment and the babbling of bureaucrats.

You know not the flood that awaits you and you will be drowned. Such is the Will and the Law of the Lord, and it is good.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:37:09 2020 No.17793062

>>17793030
>all dem cities
I would guess that has more to do with where chinese people go. Big ass Chinese populations in places like LA, SanFran, and I think Seattle but can someone confirm?

Just like China has a major belt & road projects in Italy and Iran...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:37:10 2020 No.17793063 File: 45 KB, 750x563, 5ab16de1e72a031a008b45ff-750-563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793037 Pray Sunday for God to stop the coronavirus with Trump and Pence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:37:22 2020 No.17793066 File: 630 KB, 1256x1678, 1557796730909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793038 wat >>17793044 God is a crab

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:38:09 2020 No.17793080 >>17792952 I'm assuming it not to be entirely T-bills. Even if it is, the interest on those would be essentially be subtracted from the actual inflation number but still you're looking at what, 5-6%? Tbills don't pay that much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:38:23 2020 No.17793084 >>17793062 It has to do with a sense of invulnerability, probably brought on by their pilled up SSRI life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:39:43 2020 No.17793101 File: 5 KB, 324x158, uoh145k222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This was the bottom guys!! >China is already recovered!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:40:51 2020 No.17793112 File: 108 KB, 851x761, gabonisgone2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Even Gabon isn't safe!!!

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:41:31 2020 No.17793122 what should i buy stocks in and when? i need to make money frens :))

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:42:30 2020 No.17793134 File: 3.22 MB, 442x480, 1584156024126.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TSLA to 200 in 2 weeks Price predictions on GUSH for Monday anyone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:42:44 2020 No.17793138 >>17792771 Based.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:45:21 2020 No.17793161 >>17793122 Ask again Sunday night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:45:22 2020 No.17793162 -33% ytd on my retirement accounts yay

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:45:56 2020 No.17793168

Why are all these stimulus things so shit? The payroll tax thing could keep people from being laid off, and that's really the only thing that matters here. That people are going to lose their fucking jobs. Literally hand the banks trillion dollar bukkae in bailout bucks, but "oh shit gotta sprinkle gently on the plebs, here's 1000 dollars of the course of a year, don't cancel that spotify just yet!!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:46:16 2020 No.17793171 >>17793120 Why is he so much more active there

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:46:50 2020 No.17793179

Guys.

Seriously.

I have no student loans, no gov't handouts, no social welfare programs, no NOTHING. And no job.

Am I gonna get some gibs to buy stocks while they're extremely discounted? Should I get a student loan if I'm taking classes? I mean, if there's no interest... it's kind of like why the hell not?

Besides, Trump would be happy with gibs being used to inflate asset prices, he's already said he wants QE, He'd have the fed buy the SPY directly if he had his way.

Isn't that exactly what trump would do if he were taking classes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:46:50 2020 No.17793180 >>17793122 I'm going to buy NOX when it bottoms out and GUSH suday.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:47:16 2020 No.17793186
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>AMC purposely listing movies as sold out at 50% so that people can have buffer zones
>Some other stuff like sports, museums, restaurants, just straight up close, cancel or postpone
I'm holding SQQQ. This is the new norm for businesses now. I find it hard to believe that today is the bottom.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:47:27 2020 No.17793190
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>>17793038
It looks nothing like a human nose, I mean. Pic related.

>>17792944
I'm not some kind of high-faluting finance guy, but I think buying grocery store stocks seems like a good idea. Coronavirus or not, people are not going to stop buying groceries. If there are good grocery companies and their stock can be gotten at a discount, why not buy some shares in your IRA?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:47:37 2020 No.17793191 >>17793179 get a jobbbb my love

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:48:36 2020 No.17793207
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Any of you 20% dividend meme ETN junkies get liquidated by UBS today?

>In the event the indicative value of any series of the ETNs is equal to $5.00 or less on any Trading Day, the ETNs of that series will be automatically accelerated and mandatorily redeemed by UBS.

HOML redeemed
MLPQ redeemed
SMHD redeemed
MLPZ redeemed

MRRL went down to $5.04 before some heavy buyer saved it.

MOAR!L & CEFL still in the clear... but for how long?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:49:18 2020 No.17793225 >>17793207 my SMHD got wiped, CEFL still survives :p

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri Mar 13 23:50:12 2020 No.17793243 >>17793190 good idea.. will probably trade some grocery stroes.. i don't have an ira or 401k.. i don't believe in anything that gives you a penalty for taking your money out early

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:50:22 2020 No.17793244 File: 60 KB, 630x1200, santa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17792771 Funfact: This is no longer a one time deal. The seasonal flu is now Futurama's version of Santa Claus and it's a month long. The death toll is PRICED IN.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:50:24 2020 No.17793245 File: 533 KB, 500x314, 1584031242446.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793191 Invest in bitcoin. :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:50:29 2020 No.17793247 >>17793186 Market is forward looking, you need surprises or miss-calculations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:51:31 2020 No.17793255 >>17793244 It has very low mutations compared to flu. A vaccine would likely work not to mention whatever treatments we get. Flu is fucking amazing at spreading and avoiding human treatment/vacccine etc. It basically rewrites itself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:51:55 2020 No.17793263 File: 419 KB, 1000x1000, 1584117013677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793244 So we should be expecting this every year hu? Sounds good to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:52:07 2020 No.17793266 By next week almost every european country will close its borders. It's already habbening, there's no way markets can be sustained when spain+france+italy have 10k+ cases each ( i hope)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:52:30 2020 No.17793272 seriously I'm at a loss what the fuck is one to do with the Fed, Accelerating the banking collapse but still somehow keeping them afloat. I'm too uneducated to fully understand the repo disaster that SHOULD happen

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:52:41 2020 No.17793275

>>17793168
>payroll tax

Trump's suggestion, nobody (D) or (R) wants this because they're all fucking communists. Will not make it through. The mere fact that the market rallied 8% on falsities (e.g. the Google site that is actually not even ready, and only going to be available in San Francisco in the coming weeks by all projections) and a shitty stimulus package that will not change consumer behaviors that will cause the crash shows that there are a lot of people out there still in "just a flu" mode.

That means the bottom is a long way coming.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:53:02 2020 No.17793278
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>>17793112

The West and Asia will be fine.
Africa is absolutely done for.

Rampant untreated HIV immunocompromised, massive overcrowding, massive malnutrition/vitamin deficiency leading to poor immune response, zero understanding of basic health science, zero ability to follow public health ordinances (see Ebola), zero effective government capable of policing a quarantine.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:53:03 2020 No.17793279

>>17793168
>payroll tax thing
not in the bill that pelosi and mnuchin agreed to so far

>>17793186
>that anon who used to post about putting all his savings in AMC
kekekeke what a joker that guy was.

No one can be certain, but many believe we are close to a bottom. Less than 10% away. Leveraged short after a fall like this... bobo's are getting wayyyyy too cocky.

What if none of our important gov't officials die?
What if it really does decrease in severity over the summer, and people adapt to a new way of life and it isn't actually a plague?

>>17793191
I have no skills, certifications, or leads.
Can I intern at your facility and get into a rad tech program around there? It's gotta be cheaper COL and probably tuition than here.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:54:12 2020 No.17793288

I expect the markets to close before the end of the month now. I have some 105 MST puts exp 3/27 that on any other occasion I'd think were totally ridiculous but I basically think they're guaranteed money at this point. But whether that's true or not I feel like the entire world is going to be fucked in a month so what meager gains I make from this won't even matter anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:54:29 2020 No.17793290 People ITT have no idea what is happening. It's going to get much much worse before it gets better.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:54:53 2020 No.17793296

>>17793278
Africa will actually be totally fine

Demographic Adjusted CFR puts it at 1/40th of USA CFR

they will literally ignore it. Look up average age of Africans. Not to mention the weather, lack of AC, and other factors.

It won't do anything in Africa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:55:25 2020 No.17793298 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cKkNGVHiKs is Mannarino just a doomer or is he right about the BIBLICAL talk?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:55:26 2020 No.17793299 File: 33 KB, 438x438, fuckthefed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793290

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:55:53 2020 No.17793306 >>17793278 Niggers multiply at a rate far greater then any damage a virus at scale could deliver.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:55:54 2020 No.17793307
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>>17793243
I would also buy Clorox Bleach stocks.

One funny thing I noticed. No natural essential oil Karens are fucking with their gentle baby safe horseshit cleaners. The stores are out of big boy mac daddy BLEACH. And fucking DETERGENT. Nobody wants to fuck with gay ass lavender oil extract when the shit gets real. That shit is sitting on the shelves now like a discarded whore.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:56:08 2020 No.17793311
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>>17792992
You are literally too dumb to understand how exponential growth works.

Even with the measures in place, this will still infect everyone except those completely isolated with no outside contact.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:56:14 2020 No.17793312 >>17793290 The bears do. We've just the hit the tip of this thing and the bulltards are already expecting a 30% rally back to the top. Maybe it will happen. But then we'll drop so much they ban shorting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:56:38 2020 No.17793319 It's funny watching people be hopeful. At the hospital I work at the docs are expecting things to go to shit in a couple weeks. That's when the real fun begins for us Burgers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:56:54 2020 No.17793323 >>17793296 The average age of Africans is low because they're too busy dying from diseases much less dangerous. Why are retards like this allowed to post?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:56:58 2020 No.17793324 File: 220 KB, 448x455, 1583931252606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793296 gg polfags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:57:22 2020 No.17793330 >>17793279 >pelosi Fuck that scarecrow whore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:57:26 2020 No.17793332 >>17793279 once our employees start dying we will hire you to replace them

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:57:33 2020 No.17793335

>>17793296
Most of the population is a young population, with 42.54% between the ages of 0–14

(Nigeria)

The median age in Nigeria is 18.1 years.

In 2018, the median age of the population of the United States was 38.2 years.

>>17793278
>>17793278
Sorry smoothbrain

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:58:27 2020 No.17793344 >>17793298 >Mannarino I don't care if he is right, I hate that faggot. He makes 30 minute long videos where he says nothing besides how he predicted this and it's going to get much worse, without ever getting into details.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:58:50 2020 No.17793350 File: 814 KB, 604x717, 1581484794723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793207 LMAO I remember some retards wanted to buy this shit and I told them DONT DO IT! ITS GOING TO GET LIQUIDATED! Wow looks like I was completely right!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:59:12 2020 No.17793356 >>17793296 This. Africa may actually do well. All you have to do is be young and they're young af

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:59:24 2020 No.17793359 >>17793225 Did they tell you how much you get for it per note SMHD? Wondering if I shouldn't sell now and move it all into REML or something similar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:59:35 2020 No.17793364 File: 95 KB, 728x986, b6yvznsv5vx31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793330 Ever seen a scarecrow with tits like this? Imagine sucking the curdled, spoiled milk out of those seventy-year old sacks. Uma delicia.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:00:59 2020 No.17793382 happy white day everybody.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:01:10 2020 No.17793383 >>17793290 repo market shows it's true nature of the situation but no concrete idea of what will bring the collapse and bankruptcy- timing is everything because the FED is being ,,, well the FED

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:01:40 2020 No.17793390 >>17793272 Fucking this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:01:53 2020 No.17793391 Im debating going back into COST on monday regardless, it is rock solid unstoppable and has only made me money, and its going to be a corona winner

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:01:56 2020 No.17793392

>>17793243
That seems like an odd perspective unless maybe you plan on dying before using it and have no one to pass it on to. The government gives a chance to trade stocks and pay 0% tax on the gains! Who would pass that up? Even if you plan on dying young with no errors, why would you want to take out the money anyway? You're here because you like owning and trading stocks. Are you going to just cash out all your stocks one day?

Another thing to consider is that ROTH accounts do allow withdrawing the amount contributed, and have some provisions for withdrawing earnings, so it's no as if the money in their is entirely locked up.

>You can withdraw contributions you made to your Roth IRA anytime, tax- and penalty-free.
https://www.schwab.com/ira/roth-ira/withdrawal-rules

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:02:28 2020 No.17793399 >>17793335 Gates just quit his board positions to focus on his pet project, that ocean of human suffering you call Africa. Lagos/Kenshasa and especially Monrovia will be ghost towns by 2021.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:02:49 2020 No.17793402 >>17793364 How is it that she can look like an ancient crypt creeper and a prematurely born baby at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:02:57 2020 No.17793404 File: 185 KB, 791x960, 1583734254908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793255 Hey retard, this is even better at it than the flu and is even more deadly than the flu. Holy shit dude youre going to get people killed.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:03:10 2020 No.17793406

Looking back to the 2008 recession hoe come no one prosecuted the banks and feds for the situation that happened? When Obama admin took over there were no special investigations or anything.
It's like they completely ignored what happened and bailed the banks out instead punishing the idiots who let it happen. Is this why things are slowly coming to a complete and utter break down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:03:23 2020 No.17793408 >>17793399 the only thing that is going to fuck over africa is the lack of gibs from other nations because of bat aids and thats a big maybe

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:03:32 2020 No.17793411 >>17793296 >>17793278 Africa is a cesspool of disease. If travel from Africa was as common as China, we'd find out there are way worse plagues than Corona. This is just one reason Africa cannot of dense populations, and Corona will not help that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:03:48 2020 No.17793412 File: 788 KB, 825x614, received_1117160121751468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought puts for twitter and calls for Gush today I just dont know anymore bros. What am I doing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:03:57 2020 No.17793414 >>17793399 YES I WAS WAITING FOR MICROSOFT CHEAPIES! Wait does Bill still have power to funnel company money into the abyss shithole?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:04:56 2020 No.17793428 >>17793383 The collapse shit is overblown.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:05:14 2020 No.17793432 >>17793359 I didn't even notice until you posted about it lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:05:15 2020 No.17793431 >>17793406 This is just the coming together of years of putting people that don't belong in their positions in, and letting them stay.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:05:36 2020 No.17793437

>>17793356
A low median age is reflective of a high mortality rate as well as a high birth rate, and in Africas case, it is certainly the former.

Leftypol shill all you want, Africa is going to burn unless the vaccine is out within a month. Even then, delivery will have to be a global priority to save that continent.

It has zero tools to deal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:05:46 2020 No.17793438 >>17793382 >When you're so cucked by your 45 year old infertile chink GF that you're wishing strangers happy random Chinese holidays.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:06:13 2020 No.17793443 >>17793404 It's deadlier than the flu It's better at spreading (arguable) It's not more resiliant or better at genetic adaptation than the flu. Flu out-mutates it by a mile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:06:33 2020 No.17793449 >>17793290 just a shorterm thing. in a few months it will be zoomer-tier investing on robinhood bringing back $1,500 TSLA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:06:40 2020 No.17793450 File: 58 KB, 740x493, 105276812-GettyImages-949169642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793431 that's not a bad way of stating it except my n-word Jerome the shining star of competency and maturity in the entire US economy 100% serious

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:06:48 2020 No.17793454 >>17793162 -41% but at least i can build back up with the dividends in 15 years time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:06:50 2020 No.17793455 >>17793428 >The collapse shit is overblown. What do you think happens when all small businesses shutter and cannot pay rent or loans? When people are laid off and revenues shrink because of a sudden drop in consumer demand?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:07:02 2020 No.17793459
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Does anyone think oil stocks like continental resources and devon energy will shoot up with the president filling the strategic reserves?

Is shale oil done for like people really say? I dont think so. I dont think they will get a bailout either.

help

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:07:14 2020 No.17793461 >>17793411 The CFR would be very low in Africa. They are extremely young. Look up the studies on demo adjusted CFR ( I dont have link saved because I only care about personal knowledge)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:08:08 2020 No.17793471 >>17793296 thats because people in africa are dying of the new disease x https://www.insideover.com/society/mysterious-disease-x-strikes-in-ethiopia-what-is-it.html

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:08:14 2020 No.17793473 >>17793437 you're fucking retarded, please stop predicting. Just burn this into your shitty small brain and remind yourself in June that you predicted Africa would suffer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:08:32 2020 No.17793478 File: 42 KB, 720x482, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bull trap? despair?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:09:04 2020 No.17793484 >>17793428 74.7billion oversubscribed bruh this aint small shit anymore

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:09:08 2020 No.17793485 >>17793399 if only that faggot cared about his own country half as much as shitholes around the world

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:09:13 2020 No.17793486 File: 158 KB, 1080x1350, 1583868946059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793382 Dude! Thanks! You told me to buy GUSH and I did. 10 calls at a dollar. Price predictions for Monday? You must be on cloud 9.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:09:26 2020 No.17793491

>>17793437
the worst direct impact the disease it could have have is destabilizing the leadership of african nations if it somehow spreads among African businessmen and politicians. Which would probably just lead to mass migration as the countries go to shit. Its more likely just less gibs will be given as other nations wrestle with their own shit.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:09:33 2020 No.17793493

>>17793455
Who cares about small business lmao.

They are the easiest to replace. Oh no a local cupcake please got shut down, how can we ever.. oh wait someone just opened up a new store in it's place

That stuff does not DRIVE the economy.

The oil prices have more to do with hurting the growth engine of America than any stupid ass 3 week lower sales for coffee places.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:09:40 2020 No.17793497 >>17793461 >Ignoring that Africans are born with debilitating per-existing conditions.

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 00:10:13 2020 No.17793505

>>17793392
i make most of my money by investing.. if i stack up 100k to go buy a rental i'm not gunna get 10% taken from me just because i want to move my money somewhere else..

I don't even know how long i'm going to live.. i think stacking money up for your kids to spend is dumb.. i'm not getting shit handed down to me and knowing that drives me to do better... i see too many of my peers being lazy fucks waiting for mommy and daddy to die.. i can't live that way.. i like to have fun and enjoy my life.. so know.. an ira or 401k is not right for me.. at all....

but i appreciate the info with the schwab account.. i'll look into it.. but everytime i've looked into it.. i always realize retirement accounts are not for me..

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:10:22 2020 No.17793506 >>17793406 >>17793406 >why didnt anyone get prosecuted after the most corrupt administration in US history came to power hmm yeah i wonder why

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:10:56 2020 No.17793513 >>17793497 Just wait and see Africa is fine.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:11:31 2020 No.17793520 >>17793486 meh just get covid-19 and don't die. the bulls and bears can fight, but nah just treat your lady right. Just treat your lady right. Only real men celebrate this day. I'm going to spend a ton of fucking money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:11:38 2020 No.17793521 File: 311 KB, 640x480, 1580422306070.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793443 R0 for the flu is 1.5 R0 for this is over 6 Do you just go on the internet to lie, you fucking glownigger?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:12:20 2020 No.17793526 >>17793521 Mutation has nothing to do with R0 your brain isn't reasoning so well

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:12:25 2020 No.17793527 File: 19 KB, 388x443, 1583720413554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793513 >Africa is fine This has never been true.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:12:43 2020 No.17793529

>>17793307
I suspect that panic-buying wouldn't be a good basis for picking stocks. Even if there are record sales over the near term, the overall consumption of certain goods won't necessarily be changed in any significant way over the long term. I think that would be true of toilet paper and most food items. Something like bleach, it seems like people may be using more of it by regularly using it as a disinfectant, where they would not do under normal circumstances, but even though consumption may be greater in the near term, bleach consumption would return to normal whenever the coronavirus panic subsides. Furthermore, it's hard to say that this near-term increase in consumption, which is no genius insight, is not being accounted for in the current market prices. Isn't Clorox stock kind of pricey anyway?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:12:47 2020 No.17793530 >>17793521 I'm fully expecting to get this... not go to a doctor and survive. I also expect to infect more than 6 people. I want to get to like 1000 or more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:12:48 2020 No.17793532 >>17793406 Cool it with the anti semitic remarks

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:13:05 2020 No.17793533

>>17793461
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK236385/

Read before you give your opinion retard.
Most common cause of death in Africa is symptoms from communicable diseases, which is not the case anywhere else in the world.

If your logic held true about young strong African bucks, that would not at all be the case.

Africa is done for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:13:31 2020 No.17793543 >>17793406 iceland did, I think they were the only country that did so

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:14:02 2020 No.17793549 >>17793449 Yes only two years of face-melting death. Then back to sky high stock prices. Are you retarded or are you just pretending?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:14:29 2020 No.17793552 >>17793533 agree to disagree I project Africa is totally fine due to climate and age.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:15:19 2020 No.17793559 Capitalism is done. Everything should be free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3nhg9B-aXk

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:15:44 2020 No.17793565 >>17793497 True, they are born black

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:16:03 2020 No.17793568
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>>17793332
bro... that's not very helpful
are lots of them old?

>>17793406
it was absolute panic

I don't think I can overstate this. People couldn't figure out what was happening and why everything was breaking down. The most intelligent and capable people in finance and economics DO NOT settle for a government job. The government had to look to those people IN THE BANKING SYSTEM to explain to them what was going on, and how to stop it.

At least, that's what I think. I haven't seen all the documentaries or read any of the books though.

>>17793290
you don't know that
it might get better before it gets worse

>>17793335
kek
well things don't look good for them, but it's not because of corona.

Christ... the fact that it's not going to hit africa hard is even better for the chinese. I don't buy the conspiracies, but it really has been amazingly good for them. It un-fucks their age and gender demographics, and severely destabilizes their main rival, such that Russia was able to land a combo-move.

>>17793364
>>17793330
70 year old women do not make good hucows, and are not known for their good looks. Not sure why you'd bother pointing out how unattractive a gross old lady is. She's a gross old lady, trumps an obese old man, bernie sanders... fucking bernie I don't want to kick him while he's down... and Biden is the worst one at hiding his brain problems, but they've all got brain problems.

>>17793392
I've explained this countless times, he is here to give bad advice, always ignore the shitposting tripshill.

>>17793471
>Disease X
rad name

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:16:20 2020 No.17793569 >>17792786 The chinks lied dood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:16:23 2020 No.17793570 File: 289 KB, 1080x1350, 1584104687459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793520 I dont think you meant to respond to me. I was thanking you for GUSH advice and asking what you thought the price would be on Monday

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:16:30 2020 No.17793572
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Here is your daily I Ching reading /smg/

Li Xun

Ding – Establishing The New
Li (Fire) over Xun (Wind)

Sequence of Gua: For changing thing absolutely, there is nothing ebtter than a ding. Thus, after Abolishing the Old, Establishing the New follows.

Decision
Establishing the New
Supreme good fortune.
Prosperous and Smooth

Commentary on Decision:
Ding
An image of a sacrificial vessel
When wood is put into fire,
It is cooking.

When the holy person cooked,
He was preparing offerings to the Lord of Heaven.
When he made a great feast,
He was nourishing holy persons and those with worthy virtues.

Through gentleness,
His ears become clear and eyes sharp.
The yielding advances and goes upward.

It obtains the central position
and finds respondence with the firm.
There is supreme prosperity and smoothness.

There were no moving lines.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:16:32 2020 No.17793573 >>17793506 I know the obama admin literally amplified the power of corporations and big banks right in front of the public's eyes. But what is interesting is the types of endorsements and dark money Obama got.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:16:39 2020 No.17793574

>>17793533
We'll see. Their young age gives them a big advantage, but its true that the political class could be hit hard by the disease if they don't take precautions. Might actually help them because the average african government is dogshit but probably not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:17:17 2020 No.17793578 >>17793568 It didn't really un-fuck china demographics. Only 10,000-20,000 probably died. A blip on China's demos

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:17:25 2020 No.17793582 >>17793526 Hey dipshit I was contradicting your point on the rate of spread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:18:23 2020 No.17793595 >>17793582 Please link the post I said the thing your brain thinks I said, and re-read it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:18:38 2020 No.17793600 hey so I'm new to this whole trading thing do markets really close for the weekend? makes traders look like a bunch of babies lol economy would be far more stable if it was run by NEETS who could trade all week

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 00:18:40 2020 No.17793601 Going to the store to get beer... anybody need anything?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:19:36 2020 No.17793614 >>17793601 I am without needs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:19:43 2020 No.17793616 >>17793601 buy me some jalapeno chips

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:20:01 2020 No.17793620

>>17793529
I think this is going to stick in the minds of Karens. I think Essential oils is fucking dead at least until MMA shit pops up again in the next good economy. Essential Oil sites are getting threatened by the gov to stop saying their snake oil does anything against Corona. This is a slap in the face to Karens. A wake up call that Lavender and Salt lamps don't keep your kid from getting a real sickness. If I could short Essential oil stocks I would, but they are too shady to have stocks. I think Clorox recaptures any percent it lost from Karens. And while that isn't a huge percent, for a company like Arm and Hammer, that 1% is billions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:20:33 2020 No.17793630 File: 27 KB, 812x405, bitcoin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793600 >economy would be far more stable if it was run by NEETS who could trade all week

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:20:38 2020 No.17793632 File: 141 KB, 1219x760, flu-graph.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Infodump

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:20:44 2020 No.17793635 I hate that I have that junkie edge... I'm probable skitzophrenic... how do I harbor my talents... i feel the world taking over me.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:20:59 2020 No.17793637
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>>17792786
>China lies about having a virus
>China lies about how many are sick
>China lies about how many are dying
>China lies about it being contained
>China lies about things going back to normal
>China lies about the origin of the virus
China is the definition of incompetent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:21:39 2020 No.17793642 >>17793350 Leave it to the eternal swiss to just the sweetest milk from the dividend teet.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:21:46 2020 No.17793644 >>17793601 i need more beer. so what ever you get just get more for me too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:21:49 2020 No.17793645 File: 287 KB, 1456x616, Iu1nDycr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793632

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:22:00 2020 No.17793649

>>17793568
>I've explained this countless times, he is here to give bad advice, always ignore the shitposting tripshill.

You're telling me that people would come into this thread and in bad faith, knowingly SHILL stocks contrary to the best interests of the thread's readers? Does the SEC know about this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:23:05 2020 No.17793659 >>17793637 >China is the definition of incompetent. i dunno, if you ever go to china chinese KFC is pretty fucking delicious. Best fast food on the planet and cheap too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:23:05 2020 No.17793660 >>17793443 Is isnt arguable you tard>>17793595

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:23:12 2020 No.17793663 >>17793645 >>17793632 As you can see we are in Month 3, or week 15 The R0 is in seasonal decline overall for USA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:24:12 2020 No.17793669 >>17793649 You're telling me that most people here are against faggots shilling their bags and willfully lying about them? I am shocked!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:24:14 2020 No.17793670 >>17793660 nitpicky

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:24:36 2020 No.17793680

>>17793533
This will rip through Africa, but it will be unnoticed. They have a rabbit/fly breeding strategy. They are constantly dieing in droves, even entire villages. But african pussys just vomit out kids non-stop. They will genetically select it out. Mass death is just part of Africa. One day there is a village of 300 people. Next day it's wiped out from a war band or disease or the town cook thinking battery acid is a good cooking oil. They literally eat the dead and move on. Nothing wasted. Africa may be a shit hole, but they may be the last people on the planet.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:25:06 2020 No.17793685 >>17793669 meh... i'm just telling you bonds! buy the fucking bonds nigga.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:25:27 2020 No.17793688

>>17793574
Age counts for nothing.
Most epidemiologist agree that rather than modern medicine, the lack of global pandemics in the modern era is primarily due to increased nutritional quality/diversity as well as public sanitation.
The bubonic plague would have been a meme if half of europe wasn't vitamin deficient or susing rat terds for sprinkles.

Africa is 16th century London with 50x more overcrowding. Monrovia has a beach littered with human feces, and people stacked 10 high in shipping container apartments. Imagine wuhan but instead of the world largest military and policy force guided by predictive AI, its two 17 year olds with AK47s who never graduated grade school and are addicted to opium fighting the virus.

I won't invest in it cause its just too evil, but Affrican economies are going to tank completely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:25:47 2020 No.17793692 >>17793570 WOULD YOU STOP SPAMMING ABOUT PRICE PREDICTIONS FOR GUSH IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:26:07 2020 No.17793697 File: 236 KB, 1167x778, 57C61A8A-8CAE-4751-BAC8-3E349122AD5B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the biggest bear bet? I want to buy $10,000.00 of something and make millions. SQQQ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:26:13 2020 No.17793699 File: 420 KB, 1024x1536, more-big-tits-glamour-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793635 Bro? Are you the same guy from earlier today? GUSH?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:26:25 2020 No.17793703 >>17793688 habeeb that in 3 months m8, just remember your prediction

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:26:26 2020 No.17793702 >>17793680 who cares... africa is literally the least of the worlds worries... these days its all about shutting down public schools to keep children stupid and making sure they're able to obey authority.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:26:31 2020 No.17793705 >>17793680 >Africa may be a shit hole, but they may be the last people on the planet. I think India may beat them, pajeets live in literal sewage

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:26:55 2020 No.17793709

>>17793645
>>17793632
Cant you compile these into a collage image with captions?

Those live for years if they’re right, and they don’t clog up a thread.

>>17793620
>>17793529
I bought CLX and COST, and I plan on buying more. I’m working my way out of my old positions to get deeper in to those.

I’d like to also buy AMZN when it dips back down to 1650, but I’m concerned that advertising revenue will dry up. Dumped visa today, dumped mastercard recently as well, might dump Microsoft if we rally on Monday. I want CLX, COST, JNJ, LLY, MRK, KO, PEP. Some others but those are important.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:27:01 2020 No.17793712 >>17793134 Depends on what oil news comes out over the weekend, but I'm leaning towards massively down. I'm going to sell out right after open if it looks even slightly unfavorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:27:17 2020 No.17793715 >>17793697 tqqq puts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:27:27 2020 No.17793717 >>17793697 TZA SQQ, 3x inverse unless put prices drop.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:27:31 2020 No.17793719 >>17793699 i did buy some gush. yeah i got like oover 50% on that shit already. with options premiums this high.. i went to some real cheapies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:27:31 2020 No.17793720 >>17792897 Imagine trusting the Chinese to tell the truth about literally anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:28:06 2020 No.17793726 >>17792992 Deluded

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:28:17 2020 No.17793727 File: 172 KB, 700x700, 19-mark-mcgwire-sammy-sosa-1998.w700.h700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793635 eat psilocybin mushrooms twice daily buy stocks the good life

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:28:30 2020 No.17793730 >>17793697 In theory one of the 3x leveraged inverse ETFs but in practice some force beyond my understanding doesn't always make it 3x negative the underlying security I assume it's like the underlying security but then also supply and demand

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:28:51 2020 No.17793734 File: 465 KB, 2048x2048, 00041364080321_SP_Straws_Apple_4.5oz_Tray_Each_Lifestyle_Nonseasonal_2_1024x1024@2x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793601 pick me up a pack

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:29:23 2020 No.17793741 File: 145 KB, 768x1024, 1583334064648m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793688 How does one short african economies? I dont see it as evil whatsoever. I think longing them is probably more evil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:29:25 2020 No.17793743 >>17793697 Gold. Short positions will get destroyed next week. You don't want to hold anything other than gold because liquidity markets are dried up, people want cash not equities.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:29:51 2020 No.17793755 >SOUTH KOREA RECORDS 107 NEW CORONA VIRUS CASE. KCDC SAYS COUNTRY RECORDED LOWEST DAILY INCREASE SINCE FEB 22 GUYS WTF! I WAS PROMISED DOOM!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:30:04 2020 No.17793758 >>17793685 If you start taking your antipsychotic medication, I'll buy bonds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:30:23 2020 No.17793761 File: 851 KB, 957x900, 4e49d482bfc42afe4f45566c313371881e7817606037e1e649af5648da9aff14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793741 >you will never suck those hapa titties

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:30:37 2020 No.17793764 >>17793755 based korea even with a cold climate could beat it back. >muh inevitable exponential All we need is for retards to wash their hands and stand further apart when talking.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:31:06 2020 No.17793769
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>>17793730
the reason that market instruments don't always track the underlying product perfectly has to do with the contruction mechanics of those instruments
for the leveraged etfs, it has to do with the fact that they use futures contracts to try to match a certain performance, but really they're just nerds with computers doing the best they can

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:31:13 2020 No.17793772 >>17793755 Asia is handling it correctly. Europe and US is 1-2 weeks behind the curve and haven't taken any measures, it's going to be chaos.

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:31:19 2020 No.17793773

>>17793699
that broad looks like she's a midget... 5 1 the tallest... i like the taller girls... they're more attractive. i mean honsetly i like dancing and intimacy before sex... call me old fashioned but i'm not going to fuck a midget, and damn if my head is only in her tits... way too tall for me. I want to have fun in public before sticking my dick in a broad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:31:21 2020 No.17793774 File: 52 KB, 431x767, 1570306195834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793692 Can't do it. No one has a clue and I have no idea how to valuate the change myself. Gonna need help anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:31:21 2020 No.17793775 >>17793705 Moderately competent government and decent nutrition, they will get bad but not having towns wiped out like it will be in west africa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:31:26 2020 No.17793776 >>17793755 >literally the only country to take this shit seriously from the get go you'll get your doom, just not from gookland

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:31:50 2020 No.17793781 America - variable climates - personal space is more emphasized - don't french kiss as a greeting we just need to wash hands and we can beat this. Also close down all nightlife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:32:01 2020 No.17793783 >>17793688 How short Africa?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:32:07 2020 No.17793785 >>17793734 exceptionally good taste

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:32:12 2020 No.17793787

>>17793705
This guy gets it. This virus in Africa is like dumping 10 million gallons of radioactive godzilla shit into the Ganjis. India will not notice, they are already swimming in a river of shit, chemical run off and dead bodies. Another virus in Africa? A short death period followed by "hurr durr drop in food" and another mass breeding. Literally zerg.

>>17793709
Expect MSFT to hit 130 before I consider.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:32:40 2020 No.17793796 >>17793776 and its fair to say nipland is doing a better job than the west, just not korean levels of competence

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:32:51 2020 No.17793797 >>17793775 India will be absolutely fine Africa will be absolutely fine your prediction is not taking into account climate, lack of AC, and heat/humidity sensitivity of the virus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:33:12 2020 No.17793801 >>17793755 Literally impossible for the west to do. Due to cultural and demographic reasons.

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:33:20 2020 No.17793804

>>17793727
i have eaten so many mushrooms...i get way too worked up on that high... i honestly start to trip on my own mortality and those of people around me and immediately have to hit the water and hype/calm everybody down... i just do know the power of that drug and i'm pretty sure it fucks you up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:33:39 2020 No.17793807 File: 10 KB, 195x278, 1559709841556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793719 Any thoughts on the price Monday? I could see it gap up to over $5.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:34:12 2020 No.17793815 >>17793801 huh? Korea is old people, democratic, and very very urban with lots of public transport

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:35:20 2020 No.17793832

>>17793783
it's tough... there has to be value there in the first place to make a short. Like shorting something worth 3 stick huts and 2 dozen chickens... when it becomes 2 stick huts and 18 chickens, you need to find a buyer to liquidate and you only made 6 chickens and a stick hut.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:35:34 2020 No.17793835

>>17793578
China said nothing, then lied, then told the truth, then modified the truth, then lied.

1. We can't hide it anymore, but we can dismiss it as nothing. (Immediately After Wuhan Whistleblow)
2. We can't dismiss it as nothing anymore, but we can afford to tell the truth. (Shortly After Wuhan Whistleblow)
3. We can't afford to tell the truth anymore, but we can modify it just a little. (Wuhan Deaths, Infections Skyrocket)
4. We can't modify it just a little anymore, so we'll dismiss it as nothing. (Spreads to Other Cities, Cases, Deaths Skyrocket)

Their current position of 'zero new cases outside of Wuhan' is outrageous as their initial position of 'there is no outbreak'. They've come full circle in their lies because they have lost control. Why are they aggressively pounding on the U.S. over COVID-19 this week? Isn't it not a problem for them anymore? Shouldn't they be relieved and friendly since they successfully eradicated the disease? Really forces you to contemplate.

Market is eating up the communist bullshit in a last delusional fairy tale run.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:35:44 2020 No.17793837 File: 126 KB, 640x640, 1569986608855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793761 Bro with enough gains anything is achievable

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:36:03 2020 No.17793840

>>17793774
Just let it do what it does. Etf splits And rebalances aren’t like regular stock splits, no one is dumb enough to freak out over it except for a few small time amateurs.

It’ll be weird for like an hour but you’ll be able to make sense of it. Just hope that mbs doesn’t increase oil production even more this weekend.

He could probably talk the rest of opec into drowning the world in oil, if he so chose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:36:13 2020 No.17793842 >>17793804 you don't have to eat a large amount 200 mg, 300 mg daily dose 800-1200mg on the weekends whatever you feel like really just like with stocks some times you buy a little sometimes you buy a lot as long as it flows

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:36:35 2020 No.17793847 >>17793783 >>17793832 then you have to find a buyer for your 6 chickens and stick hut... so the short isn't worth the effort.... there has to be value worth shorting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:36:44 2020 No.17793850 >>17793801 >>17793815 Korea is testing hundreds if not thousands of people everyday and people care about hygiene there. Americans brag about not washing their hands and we test tens of people a week.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:36:47 2020 No.17793851 >>17793835 Or maybe if your society is scared enough and change behavior it's not an R0 over 1.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:37:18 2020 No.17793855 >>17793685 BAGGY IS LONG BONDS I AM SHORT BONDS TAKE YOUR FUCKING BETS

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:37:24 2020 No.17793858

>>17793797
Bortha man I know you love to hate white people as much as /pol/acks love to hate everyone but white people, but betting on nations with notoriously incompetent public health infrastructures and higher rates of infectious disease mortality just makes you look retarded.

If you're going to shill you have to pretend to be a moderate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:37:48 2020 No.17793861 >>17793773 >i'm not going to fuck a midget, Gay & bigoted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:37:55 2020 No.17793864 >>17793850 Yes, America is also more spread out, less public transport outside of select cities, more personal space, and also has a lot of climates that aren't great for this virus to live in. Aside from NYC we aren't that at risk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:37:55 2020 No.17793865 >>17793807 Are you fucking autistic, stop asking the same thing over and over, no everyone has ignored your dumb coom brained ass all night

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:37:59 2020 No.17793866 >>17793842 i feel my kidneys would kill me for doing that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:38:18 2020 No.17793868 >>17793702 >implying shutting down the schools will make children stupid and disobey authority You mong, that's the whole purpose of government schools. To make children stupid and obedient.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:38:36 2020 No.17793876 >>17793787 I said I’m looking to dump it, not add to it. I FOMOed in wayyyyy too soon. I’d rather buy the other stocks I mentioned. Still kind of want to get into NVDA, AMAT, And maybe amd if they would just friggin drop. Still so pricey.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:38:38 2020 No.17793878 File: 13 KB, 675x380, skoreadeaths7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793755 >infection rate going down >daily deaths still the same Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, makes you think?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:38:51 2020 No.17793881 >>17793697 I'd slay 'er

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:38:56 2020 No.17793882 >>17793858 Look at SEA vs Europe

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:38:57 2020 No.17793883 >>17793861 coping reddit manlet detected

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:39:09 2020 No.17793886 >>17793344 He literally predicted this crash the week before it happened and told everyone he sold everything from the market the night before it hit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:39:37 2020 No.17793889 >>17793864 >Aside from NYC we aren't that at risk. and seattle, place is practically made for this virus to thrive. RIP my brother I guess, his fault for moving to seattle from SoCal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:39:45 2020 No.17793892 File: 668 KB, 939x949, 1539855776740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793855 You are correct, the bond bubble is bursting. Baggie is a dumbfuck zoomer who only knows how to chase and FOMO whatever other pajeets are shilling in /smg/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:39:47 2020 No.17793894 >>17793855 Anon in one corner, tripfag in the other corner... I'm just going to make extra payments on my mortgage. Under what circumstances would you want to buy bonds in the current environment rather than pay off your mortgage?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:39:51 2020 No.17793895 >>17792836 Pretty sure more than 250 people died in Italy during WW2 or the periodic bloodshed during the Roman Empire lmaoooo

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:39:56 2020 No.17793896 >>17793878 Deaths are delayed 3-6 weeks. They are a lagging indicator. If you are in smg you should know what a leading/lagging indicator is. Deaths will peak weeks after new infections peek.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:40:01 2020 No.17793897 >>17793868 I think it’s more to babysit kids so adults can go to work. The other stuff is just fringe benefits.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:40:01 2020 No.17793898 >>17793855 that's not even true... i closed my short bond positions. premiums were through the roof and i just grabbed tqqq and uhhh gush bought some precious metal knives.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:40:29 2020 No.17793901

>>17793785
i havent had them in a year i just had a craving for them now i dont know why. i like the strawberry ones too, i barely see them for sale anymore, only certain stores carry them. i dont think they are very popular these days. i like sour patch kids too

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:40:44 2020 No.17793903 File: 113 KB, 720x960, 1575662175405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793840 Is the reverse split on Monday?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:41:03 2020 No.17793906 >>17793886 so did plenty of people dude, lots of people did.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:41:20 2020 No.17793908 >>17793868 yeah so now they're totally obedient and not even going to school.... they're obeying and not even learning. it's like you're in agreement with my statement.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:41:22 2020 No.17793909 >>17793568 It was panic. There's a Henry Paulson hagiography that covers this. Doesn't change the fact that they should all be fucking hung them and now

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:41:24 2020 No.17793911 >>17793864 This. My family is in Virginia freaking out and they will be fine. I am in NYC and people are freaking out. Subway went from standing practically hugging each other to having my own seat with noone on either side in a matter of 2 weeks.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:41:53 2020 No.17793919

>>17793894
the idea is that if bond yields go down, you make money quicker
but I agree with you that there are better things to do with your money in most cases

>>17793901
the straws are the best though
better than sour gummies, better than sour skittles
the king of candies

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:42:14 2020 No.17793924 >>17793911 NYC should freak out lol, how are the rats behaving?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:42:21 2020 No.17793925 >>17793908 >>17793868 the real trouble makers will be those who go to school on the off day to make tik tok videos and play ball.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:42:35 2020 No.17793926 >>17793886 So did literally dozens of people here yet they don't have Youtube channels where they jerk themselves off about it for hours on end. They guy is a repressed homosexual and a narcissist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:43:04 2020 No.17793929 >>17793851 That could be the case eventually, but right now the Chinese are lying. I'm interested in seeing what happens in Korea, they have the best chance of anyone and the most honesty among the Asians.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:43:22 2020 No.17793931 >>17793120 Hahaha I cannot wait until that nigger felon offs himself

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:43:26 2020 No.17793932 File: 88 KB, 683x1024, 1581353260388m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793865 Calm down bro. Ive got 10 gush calls at 1 dollar. I'm going to make 5k on Monday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:44:12 2020 No.17793942 File: 39 KB, 480x480, 1576398238519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793924 it's the year of the rat they're having a big old party

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:44:26 2020 No.17793947

>>17793896
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/south-korea/
Their numbers don't add up. South Korea is a cult, I would not put it past them to fudge the numbers. Can't let China out do them after all. My South Korean work colleague was freaking out this week too.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:44:27 2020 No.17793949 Dude I bet there are like a million people who will go and play games tomorrow. You can't stop people from trying to have fun.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:44:38 2020 No.17793952

>>17793929
I think China is probably fine now. They completely fucked up the early days of wuhan and you have to factor in the huge migration of people during lunar new years greatly juicing the R0

Italy seems to the typical egotistical european naiveness.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:45:12 2020 No.17793960

>>17793924
Rats are starving, nobody is daring to go buy food form wagies who cant take off sick. But they will claim the office spaces in the absence of workers. Literally told to WFH next week and my company laid off half it's employees. I'm hoping it clears out a lot of the homeless.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:46:11 2020 No.17793972

>>17793911
If it gets bad I can't wait for the livestream of the NYPD parading that fag deblasio around the city naked b4 the tar and feather him. Has zero respect from anyone in the department, if shit hits the fan he will be autodialing every national guard post to come rescue him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:48:21 2020 No.17793998 >>17793960 NYC will get better very soon then. Can't have the rats starving. Another sign it's going to disappear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:48:27 2020 No.17794002 File: 18 KB, 722x443, bigchinalies3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who the fuck believes China only has 20K currently infected? LMAO!

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:48:55 2020 No.17794008

>>17793886

I just watched his February 20th video and he said he believed stocks were going to continue going up in the short term, and that eventually the market was going to tank because of the federal reserve and the white house propping up corporate debt. He mentioned the Coronavirus exactly once and not in reference to the market at all. He said absolutely nothing about the effect the disease was going to have on the markets on the very day it started crashing. If you think he predicted anything you're a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:49:15 2020 No.17794014 Couldn't you just wait to see if Monday is red or green, then buy either SQQQ or QQQ and ride it all day? Seems viable in this environment.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:50:59 2020 No.17794043

>>17793998
Here's the thing. The virus will be gone soon. But people here are freaked the fuck out. They have a "911 level event can occur on any day" mindset. They could freak out for a long time. I am new to NYC, but these people are skittish and quick to angry or fear. New Yorks talk a million words a minute and don't say shit. They are reactionary people.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:51:05 2020 No.17794045

>>17793972
De Blasio should've quarantined first thing. The American government should've taken drastic measures first thing. But they know that will tank stocks and the economy. That's why they're not doing it. They'd rather old people die off and the market continue as normal. That's what they're hoping for.

The public isn't going to buy it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:51:33 2020 No.17794052 Will six flags drop below $12 before 3/20 i bet my coke zero budget on it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:53:02 2020 No.17794068 >>17794052 I have a feeling next week will have green days and red days, so you'll probably have time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:53:59 2020 No.17794078 >>17793578 They are expecting the disease to spread and kill more as China eases back on lockdown

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:54:06 2020 No.17794080

>>17794045
It's a tough balancing act. I assume this is no where near as bad as projected with 500k deaths. You need people to change their behaviors enough to avoid massive spread but not enough to cause massive economic toll.

It's very hard when dealing with a retarded low IQ mob public.

IF the mob wasn't retarded there would be nothing to worry about to begin with. So I'm not sure causing a massive panic two weeks ago would have been better overall. The same retards would pack themselves into grocery stores to fight over TP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:54:12 2020 No.17794081 >>17794043 >The virus will be gone soon. Are you stupid? Your communist mayor said this 'could' be a 9 month affair. All infection models show millions of people being infected. We have just started.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:54:12 2020 No.17794082 File: 31 KB, 500x500, 4bf5e8064daf99105893cfbe285be9de94bd730b3c81be19453bfe5c629daa92.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793601 WHERE ARE MY JALAPENO CHIPS

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:54:29 2020 No.17794083 >>17794068 i had a chance on friday to cash out with $200 extra coke zero, but never saw the feds cock coming

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:55:07 2020 No.17794090 >>17794078 The change in behavior will persist. Might be enough along with climate changing slowly towards summer to lower the R0 to something managable. Its not inevitable actually

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:55:35 2020 No.17794097 File: 538 KB, 442x542, 8x8s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17793942 terminal brain aids is a serious condition and you shouldn't joke about it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:55:41 2020 No.17794098 >>17794068 For me its either that, or an OMG 10+ Crash on monday followed by 1-3% declines for the entire week.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:56:25 2020 No.17794107

>>17794081
They've had good humidity lately. Not enough to kill the R0 but maybe some decline these last few days. Who knows.

If behavior changes, climate improves, testing improves, etc.

It's hard to gauge behavior because there are enough dumb as bricks people who will spread it a lot, but you really need old people isolated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:57:19 2020 No.17794114 How much will my starcucks and cuckshack puts make me next week!?

>>	cunt Sat Mar 14 00:57:23 2020 No.17794115 >>17793601 Yes I ran out of toilet paper can you get me a pack?

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 00:59:39 2020 No.17794137

>>17794098
fed meeting this week... we've got more chop, but honestly the pips i'm pulling on my paper futures account with think or swim is like? wait i had to sign a disclosure that almost 70% of your clients lose money in for-ex? do any of them speak a language that isn't english?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:00:18 2020 No.17794149 >>17793312 question for you (and I'm a bear with active shorts). When do you suspect they'll ban or suspend shorting?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:00:55 2020 No.17794153

>>17794083
>it was duh fed
We were oversold. You’re supposed to sell the THE BOUNCE. You don’t short-sell the company that fell 2/3 over a 3 month period assuming it’s going to keep going down unless you know something the market doesn’t, or they’re actually going bankrupt and no one would want to buy them.

They’re worth ~30% of what they were worth in December... eventually it’s going to find buyers.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:01:12 2020 No.17794157

>>17794045
If you believe a snap quarantine in nyc would lead to less deaths than more via the absolute chaos that would ensue, you are a tard.

This is not China, Chang. We do not weld people inside their apartments to save those who got lifestyle diseases via their own poor choices.

Restricting access to/of nursing homes and the elderly is reasonable and should have been done however.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:01:32 2020 No.17794162

>>17794080
I was just at safeway and costco today. Costco had lineups all the way back to the meat department, it was insane. Just straight up walked out.

Then we went to safeway, half the meat section was empty, no water at all, and they had a line up at the deli to buy groceries.

I've never seen anything like this, utter insanity. This is like 9/11.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:02:42 2020 No.17794179
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>>17794097
You’re alive!
I hope you made enough money today to afford enough Nathan’s for a whole month.

Very ballsy move going with those leveraged funds. The guts and the glory!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:03:12 2020 No.17794185 >>17794162 You have to cram yourself into a max occupancy wall to wall grocery store during a pandemic panic to survive, duh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:03:42 2020 No.17794189 a little early but I couldn't resist using that image for the op >>17794136 >>17794136 >>17794136

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Sat Mar 14 01:04:38 2020 No.17794193 >>17794179 coney island and fucking everything is fucked.... nothing is not fucked.. my girl friend is on the rag and we're not even going to be fucking... fuck girls and their menstration.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:05:19 2020 No.17794202 >>17793743 we're going into a commodities market soon. recession ahead as prices plummet, liquidity dries up and goods prices go up. when you say gold you mean GLD or actually the element?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:05:39 2020 No.17794207 >>17794189 Literally who?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:05:55 2020 No.17794213 >all the gains in the world wont get me a qt virgin wife to reproduce with im not feeling so well bros

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:06:25 2020 No.17794218 >>17794153 six flags is at high risk to go bankrupt if they have to close their parks for a long time or just no one is going they actually might very quick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:06:46 2020 No.17794221 File: 1.97 MB, 1000x1000, 1513925652376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RELIEF PLAN PASSED MARKETS GONNA BE GREEN MONDAY EVERYBODY PANIC

>>	TP Futures will Moon !QA0nomFTHg Sat Mar 14 01:07:31 2020 No.17794231 >>17794213 plenty of hookers and blow to console you if you win at stonks

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:08:03 2020 No.17794236

>>17794218
I don’t know what their debt looks like but that’s exactly the type of business the govt “should” be bailing out like the cruises right now.

But I suspect their real estate and rides and slides and whatever IP they have has to be worth something.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:08:13 2020 No.17794240

>>17794149
At the same time they did in 2008. After a major bank collapses.

>>17794157
>If you believe a snap quarantine in nyc would lead to less deaths than more via the absolute chaos that would ensue, you are a tard.

It's better for the government to know when the chaos will occur, prepare accordingly, and then cause the chaos than for it to wait until the mob is banging at the door of the Mayor.

National Guard rolling up to every street corner followed by snap quarantine & rationing measures (and accompanying stimulus) would be infinitely better than what is coming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:09:05 2020 No.17794250 >>17794162 Someone smart bought that Costco dip today... why wasn’t it you?

>>	T.P. Futures will Moon !QA0nomFTHg Sat Mar 14 01:09:57 2020 No.17794257 >>17794218 How do I short the entire commercial real estate sector?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:10:30 2020 No.17794264 >>17794231 i was going to get an asian hooker but that wont console me at all man needs love

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:10:49 2020 No.17794267 File: 8 KB, 192x231, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this fake as fuck pump barely even lasted before futures closed lmao

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:11:05 2020 No.17794271

>>17794157
>those with poor lifestyle choices
>a grandparent being visited by one of their beloved grandchildren
This is going to btfo a lot of innocents... a lot of people who believed what the govt was telling them, that it was under control and to go about their business.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 14 01:11:17 2020 No.17794273 >>17794082 fuck dude i forgot.. i was going to get some too.. everyone there made me flustered.. fucking all out of water.. tp.. most soup... fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:11:32 2020 No.17794276 File: 49 KB, 418x498, 2f9f24b571679711d49d27c0478fcc27f5ccd868bb5ab1167e5dc4dcd54c7c47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >baked beans are sold out everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:11:42 2020 No.17794278 >>17794221 Plan was already priced in Friday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:12:09 2020 No.17794282 >>17794002 Even so, if that line is remotely accurate by trend, rather than quantity, the virus appears to burn out pretty fast.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:13:27 2020 No.17794295

>>17794221
Priced in mostly. The real shit will begin once companies start making people stay home over litigation problems.

This is actually worse than a regular quarantine because it will drag on longer. Unless we go full China, this shit is going to keep spreading.

>>	. !GrNDawp/7U Sat Mar 14 01:14:03 2020 No.17794307 >>17794273 Chinese take-out, I hear they are having no problems keeping everything in stock

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:16:13 2020 No.17794323 >>17793947 All of SK is a cult? I agree that their numbers next to Italy’s number make no sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:16:27 2020 No.17794327 >>17794282 Wuhan city alone has a population of 12 million, and only 70k got sick? That's less than 1% infected. They had to close down nearly all of China because less than 1% of the population got sick? Pure bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:18:58 2020 No.17794355 >>17794323 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_South_Korean_political_scandal South Korea is fucked up man. The government is basically run by a feminist cult.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:23:01 2020 No.17794406 >>17794267 There's a reason Trump delayed starting the meeting for so long. He wanted market close to happen before it really got going.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:24:00 2020 No.17794422 >>17794406 Definitely, a very blatant act

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:25:00 2020 No.17794437 File: 46 KB, 650x366, 7z4LhkTPNJobxCQpJpH79U-650-80.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mass graves in Iran. https://www.space.com/iran-coronavirus-graves-satellite-images.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:39:27 2020 No.17794600 >>17793781 And bring back lynching

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:49:49 2020 No.17794707 >>17793412 God's work, my cub

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:52:52 2020 No.17794740 >>17793947 I am pretty sure the change in number of new case in South Korea is just due to them finished testing all the cult members they can find?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 03:03:45 2020 No.17795363

>>17794240
Highly doubt you are still here (but maybe someone else would care to answer if you are not): Why wouldn't they ban it earlier? Korea and Italy both did. IDK about Germany at this time. But this is a pandemic now, and I think they (and especially Trump) are very afraid of the stock market going to decently below 2008 levels (which seems fair to me, considering market cap over gdp and how low markets typically fall in the peak of a recession). We saw how they injected so much money into the market today. Tomorrow I'll try to calculate total value of the stocks, and what it would take to increase the market by ~9%, because that was very likely strictly fed-financed stock buys today. If they're willing to do that, what else are they willing to do?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 03:07:23 2020 No.17795388
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>>17794240
>>17795363
BTW: quickly checking barchart.com for today's top gainers in both percentage gain and by shares traded can yield a tentative list of companies deemed acceptable investments using Fed money, IMHO. (It doesn't mean these stocks will go up again in the future though, or even stay the same price.) Ideally we would find a way to see where these fed investments are going. There's got to be a screener that can fish this out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 03:20:06 2020 No.17795490 >>17795388 >what are established blue chips? This board is more consistently low iq than a head injury ward on night shift.

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