/smg/ Stock Market General -- Weekend News Edition

[Anonymous No.17788478]

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PREV: >>17786554

[Anonymous No.17788518]

the fed is priced in, 1 million beer flu cases in america isn't. absolute collapse soon

[Anonymous No.17788520]

What do we think is going to happen with grocery stores? Lots of stockpiling now.

[Anonymous No.17788522]

Monday will be red

[Anonymous No.17788529]

>>17788478
Bears on suicide watch.
Buy on monday

[Anonymous No.17788539]

Can someone explain to me why the DOW gained 2000 points today? Literally nothing changed and it should be even fucking worse when the leader of Brazil and probably Canada are both infected with it
>Trump's conference
Literally didn't happen until 3 pm but the market was going up the whole day

[Anonymous No.17788541]

>>17788522
this

[Anonymous No.17788544]

>REMINDER WE HAVE NOT REACHED PEAK FEAR YET
>Richie Tata: I have zero worries about corona virus..I worry more about the libtard media
>Richie Tata: I have zero worries about corona virus..I worry more about the libtard media
>Richie Tata: I have zero worries about corona virus..I worry more about the libtard media

[Anonymous No.17788550]

Did it say anywhere in the news that AYTU lost the covid testing rights to Roche?

[Anonymous No.17788552]

>>17788529
Bull trap

[Anonymous No.17788561]

>>17788539
Panic's calming down.

[Anonymous No.17788563]

>say there's a public website being made for all Americans
>it's not public
>only in the Bay Area
>for healthcare workers

[Anonymous No.17788564]

>>17788539
Because u and every other retard in the world bought puts yesterday

[Anonymous No.17788566]

>mfw riding the market down

[Anonymous No.17788568]

>>17788539
this is something i still want an answer to, i expect -2k on monday minimum. I hope you bought puts today, because Monday will be too late i think

[Anonymous No.17788569]

Which "index fund" stock is better or does it not matter between this and even DIA?

[Anonymous No.17788570]

I'm sad wagies isn't going to close. They were right on the cusp of it at noon but opted for a half measure. It's a post secondary institution and they opted to keep the machine open but do classes online for a while. If machine is open i have to be present.

[Anonymous No.17788572]

>mfw bear market tomorrow and further crashing on Monday

[Anonymous No.17788574]

Safest way to buy bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.17788575]

'e sold? tell trump to pamp eeet

[Anonymous No.17788577]

>>17788552
What a great fucking analysis.
No wonder that /smg/ consistently makes so much money.

[Anonymous No.17788578]

>>17788539
I hope she gets the flu and dies.

[Anonymous No.17788579]

>>17788539
A mixture of fed money and brainless boomers thinking it's the bottom of the "dip." Again.

[Anonymous No.17788583]

>>17788564
I didn't because I wasn't feeling 100% sure about it

[Anonymous No.17788584]

>not buying oil
Are you literally retarded? Like be honest, do you think oil will stay this low forever? Literally 6 months from now and it will be 10x.

[Anonymous No.17788588]

>>17788563
holy fuck lmao, so it's literally just walmart parking lots. (if even that's true)

[Anonymous No.17788589]

>>17788539
Literally every time the market has a huge drop its followed by a day of correction, mostly from people/institutions buying at what they now think is a great price to buy after such a massive drop. You were retarded to think it was going to be another red day.

Monday will also start green building on the steam from today unless some catastrophic news happen, but we will see a red tuesday or wednesday

[Anonymous No.17788591]

The market is closed for 2 days. Are you prepared?

[Anonymous No.17788598]

>>17788561
>national emergency is declared
>panic is calming down
Get ready to sell monday lol.

[Anonymous No.17788600]

>>17788539
Thumbnail looks like unnecessary gayshit so I’m not going to spoon feed you. Asshole.

[Anonymous No.17788607]

>>17788578
She's not the virus. She's a symptom.

[Anonymous No.17788608]

>>17788577
Tell me why I am wrong smoothbrain, there is nothing fundamental pointing to this market recovering anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.17788614]

>>17788584
Yeah that's obvious. I'll definitely get some XOM, HAL and GUSH on Monday.

[Anonymous No.17788619]

>>17788563
Wait, what?

I just looked and this is real. Monday is going to be blood red.

[Anonymous No.17788621]

>>17788569
SPY and VOO are very similar. SPY has best liquidity, VOO is just a hair cheaper on expense ratio. Unless your portfolio is huge the difference won't be meaningful.

[Anonymous No.17788623]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MFVhqcRpN4

[Anonymous No.17788627]

>>17788539
Pump and dump. Bill Gates will sell all his shares first thing Monday.

[Anonymous No.17788630]

>>17788621
Great, thanks man

[Anonymous No.17788637]

>>17788563
why do americans need a website or an app for everything

[Anonymous No.17788640]

>>17788589
Monday red guaranteed. If green I will post my huge put bet on Spy.

[Anonymous No.17788644]

>>17788563
holy shit this can't be real, why would he even mention that? the market is going to fucking crater 2x the amount of yesterday

[Anonymous No.17788645]

>>17788570
I didn’t realize you were a learning institution?

Dude... are they any good or degreemill shit? I gotta get ready for this shallow recession/end of the world.

[Anonymous No.17788646]

>>17788569
Probably doesnt matter. Once this hits the bottom, I am all in on 3X SPY ETFs like UPRO, SOXL, and TECL

[Anonymous No.17788655]

>>17788640
if green monday i'm quadrupling down on puts, idk about you guys but trump seemed ill today

[Anonymous No.17788660]

>>17788552
A bull trap and a reversal initially look identical. You won't have confirmation for two more candles (days) at least.

[Anonymous No.17788664]

>>17788640
I would say we can bet on it, but we already are. I dont see monday being red at all, it will be a weak green. +2-3%

[Anonymous No.17788670]

>>17788584
Bought a cvx when I heard blooompfggger say he’s buying and building up our strategic reserve.

Should have bought more but I’ll take my $5-10 profit.

[Anonymous No.17788674]

>>17788608
>there is nothing fundamental pointing to this market...
...going into a recession anytime soon. This is merely a shot lived crash. A quite substantial one sure but it will be over by summer. Buy the dip and average down if it's really necessary. Nothing can stop the money printer.

[Anonymous No.17788677]

>>17788608
Bears angy!!

[Anonymous No.17788685]

>>17788591
Not even a little bit.

Even worse, the retard doomers and trump-fluffers will guaranteed be ruining the thread all weekend.

[Anonymous No.17788692]

>>17788645
It's a middling university. Not the best not the worst. Not the smallest or biggest.

[Anonymous No.17788693]

>>17788563
Looks like holding onto my SQQQ is going to pay off huge. I was actually getting nervous there when it shot up to 9% up even though I got in around the original high of 4% or so early in the day.

[Anonymous No.17788695]

>they chose the route of not testing people without visible symptoms
was good knowing you burgers

[Anonymous No.17788698]

>>17788577
i burst out laughing

>>17788608
he's not saying you're wrong, he's saying you can't just circle points on a graph and say 'trap'. You have to show your education a bit in your post if you want to be so lazy with your drawing.

next time just say: Remember 2008 lads, I've circled the points where bulls were trapped before, don't fall into it again!

and then you won't get called retard (except by bulls)

[Anonymous No.17788702]

>>17788646
And bottom when?

[Anonymous No.17788707]

>>17788692
But... you teach techs?
Send me a pm I gotta get outta this expensive coastal area.

[Anonymous No.17788726]

>>17788695
The fact that the graph calls it "consumers" and not "patients" or "citizens" shoud've been the biggest tell.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17788727]

>>17788574
crypto.com app

[Anonymous No.17788731]

help anons
I got raped by bulls today, trump added another log to the fire that is my finances
my portfolio looks like a crime scene
what can I do?

[Anonymous No.17788732]

Literally none of this shit matters now that he said DoE was gonna buy up oil

The Dow may drop, but Oil will be green as fuck

[Anonymous No.17788740]

>>17788589
A small correction is not the same as the biggest point gain in history

[Anonymous No.17788743]

It’s so hard not to do this shit... this is going to be a hell of a flu season.

[Anonymous No.17788746]

I put in $7500 to play around with for the Corona panic and high volatility stocks. I'm at about $7200 now, and that's not through lack of effort. I managed to quadruple my positions on specific stocks but I lost like 50% on others, putting me at just under where I started.

I probably will stop trading by the end of the month. It's so high stress. I pay more attention to my computer when I'm trading than I ever did at any job and even when I'm out to lunch I'm on etrade on my phone.

And all that just to not-even break even.

Maybe I'm missing something but it just feels like gambling.

[Anonymous No.17788748]

>>17788731
Buy anything.

Literally anything.

[Anonymous No.17788751]

>>17788732
You think it'd be smart to buy some USO?

[Anonymous No.17788752]

>>17788563
SEC MUST SUE TRUMP NAW!

[Anonymous No.17788758]

>>17788731
Hold until the next red day and then get out you pussy

[Anonymous No.17788771]

>>17788600
>Thumbnail looks like unnecessary gayshit
Literally the hottest woman alive according to zoomers, the new Audrey Hepburn

[Anonymous No.17788774]

>>17788740
>points
Uhhh
Pretty meaningless
You could adjust for inflation and market expansion or... you know just look at % and disregard points.
>>17788726
Jesus fuck good catch

[Anonymous No.17788793]

>>17788702
Probably a few weeks. Mid April is my bet. At some point shorting will be too risky and we will sideways for a while. Thats when I'll go bullish again.

[Anonymous No.17788794]

>>17788563
You must be retarded.

Alphabet is Google, using Google instead of Alphabet makes sense.

>start in bay area and expand

this makes perfect sense

stay seething you retard shorter

[Anonymous No.17788800]

>>17788771
Kek why is this virtualtuber uniform or boat girl or whatever it is such a fucking sexy outfit. It’s retarded but damn is it dick-hardening.

[Anonymous No.17788807]

>>17788751
You can buy literally anything oil related as long as it isnt a small company that might actually go under during this Saudi-Russia shit. Big boys like chevron and exxon will be fine and recover biggly

[Anonymous No.17788813]

>>17788563
Kek, and I'm pretty sure he took a shot at the Obama Care website disaster taboot. I guess there was at least a website in that case.

[Anonymous No.17788814]

>>17788707
No i'm a bolt wrencher, wire splicer and tire kicker. Not an academic employee.

[Anonymous No.17788815]

/sustainable/

[Anonymous No.17788819]

[Anonymous No.17788822]

>>17788726
lmao didn't even notice, clown world

[Anonymous No.17788825]

Shortly after Trump’s announcement, Google issued its own statement about the site which appeared to offer a different assessment. The company gave no indication of a timeframe but said the tool, still in early development by Google and Verily, would be tested in the Bay Area “with the hope of expanding more broadly over time.”

The head of communications at Verily, an Alphabet subsidiary, told The Verge shortly after Trump's address that the website he described as a sort of screening tool was actually a “triage website” that was intended for health workers rather than the general public.

Carolyn Wang said plans changed to make the website publicly available after Trump's announcement, though it will still only direct people to testing sites in the Bay Area. It is expected to expand beyond California “over time,” Wang was quoted saying.

hah
haha
haahahahahha
hahhahahahahhahaha

[Anonymous No.17788842]

>>17788793
Based, i'm waiting till april too.

[Anonymous No.17788843]

>>17788685
I kinda wish I bought my shorts during the pump, but I didn't expect it. Im only a little worried but we are definitely not at the bottom yet.

[Anonymous No.17788847]

>>17788825
we're going to see Trump's post-speech drop in Monday's futures

[Anonymous No.17788850]

>>17788640
Even if we were to limit down in futures on Sunday, which we might considering how artificial this pump was, it will still only bring it down 5% of the 9% it shot up. Futures might be deceiving on Monday. We need some crab days and with the 10Y not moving much Monday might be one of those days. 5% down but not down really.

[Anonymous No.17788855]

>>17788825
I knew something was fishy, making that shit so quickly. I expect the drive thru shit to face issues too.

[Anonymous No.17788863]

>>17788726
Because it's a private company and those that use that site are their consumers, they're not patients and they don't have to be citizens, retard.

[Anonymous No.17788864]

>>17788751
Depends on the term. There might be a short term pump but oil prices and any US based oil company are bogged in the long run. Russia/Saudi Arabia are going to grind US producers into dust.

US producers on average require a much higher price/bbl to stay afloat. Cost of extraction in the US is actually similar to other places now (wasn't the case in 2014 when the last great oil boggening happened) but US producers are fucking loaded with debt. There's gonna be a number of bankruptcies before the year is through.

[Anonymous No.17788872]

>>17788814
Nono I meant your facility teaches techs?
I wanna splice wrenches and cut wires too.

>>17788815
I shouldn’t have to tell you this but...
Zoom out
Enhance
Extrapolate

>>17788819
Nah ahahahaha!!!
I want some of those spurdo-coronaviruses floating around too!

[Anonymous No.17788881]

>>17788746
>Maybe I'm missing something but it just feels like gambling.

Right now it kind of is, normally you are able to kind of anticipate graphs and see trends and whatnot, but the market in the last week has been a fucking circus. You might be trading fine at one point and suddenly theres an ungodly pump that makes the market raise 2000 points in 10 seconds and then fall 4000 in 5 minutes, then next day theres no bad news at all and the market goes down 10% and its followed by a day of terrible news and the market responds by going up 10% instead.

I feel sorry for all the goys that decided to get into stocks exactly now, theres a lot of money to be made, sure, but the wild swings have made more people lose money than otherwise, you mostly just see the good stories being posted.

[Anonymous No.17788882]

>>17788847
Based commie liberal media will spread this far and wide

[Anonymous No.17788888]

>>17788660
Or you could just use your brain and realize nothing about the situation has changed. The odds of a reversal are zero.

[Anonymous No.17788893]

>>17788872
>Nono I meant your facility teaches techs?
University. Not a tech school.

[Anonymous No.17788897]

>>17788888

[Anonymous No.17788904]

>>17788746
$7500 sounds like its too much of your portfolio if you are worrying about it. lower it until its i dont care if i lose money

[Anonymous No.17788905]

>>17788843
None of this shit is over, if we Open big green, which is absolutely a possibility, I may reposition, sell my visa and MSFT and get some SH or SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17788906]

You have been making money guys, right?

[Anonymous No.17788912]

>>17788888
Based BVLLget.

[Anonymous No.17788913]

>>17788539
FED Pump and people catching the falling knife.

[Anonymous No.17788915]

Is there a good oil to buy that provides decent divvies?

[Anonymous No.17788916]

>>17788893
Aaaaaaaaaaa
So who do you teach!?
I just wanna shoot radiation at people and annihilate their tumors and shit! Also make good moneys.

[Anonymous No.17788920]

>>17788815
>those 2 wicks that dip from mid 260s to the mid 250s

[Anonymous No.17788926]

>>17788743
lol journos are seething even harder than salty bears. This timeline somehow keeps getting better and we get another 5 years of it. Based and blessed.

[Anonymous No.17788928]

>>17788912
>the odds of a reversal are zero
>bull

[Anonymous No.17788929]

>>17788825
lmao they got Verily at the case. I know a few scientists who have passed through there. Apparently it's a fucking dumpster fire on the inside.

[Anonymous No.17788931]

“There's absolutely not 1700 engineers at Verily. I'm not even sure there are 1700 people at Verily,”the employee, who wished to remain anonymous, told The Daily Beast Friday. Fewer than 1,000 people work at the biosciences company, the employee said. Google did note on Twitter that Google employees from other divisions had volunteered for the diagnostic project.

The president seemed to indicate that the website would act as a sort of screening mechanism where Americans could calculate their symptoms and determine if testing was needed, while also saying it would “facilitate testing at a nearby convenient location.” Although that information may appear on the site, the main feature is a mapping tool, according to Google.

Officials inside Trump’s inner circle were trying to explain to reporters what exactly the site would do before the press conference even ended. Several officials told The Daily Beast that the site would allow individuals to type in their address and find their nearest testing site. The tool would also allow Americans to determine the closest mobile, parking-lot testing center.

The site would not act as a portal for patients looking to make appointments or request testing, those officials said.
is this website basically just a wikimapia? hahahahahhah

[Anonymous No.17788934]

>>17788906
I almost broke even today. I WOULD have broke even if not for jewish $10 broker fees.

[Anonymous No.17788937]

I have the worst fucking luck. I've managed to pick the top to invest, and have panic sold before every dead cat bounce since then. I bought early February, sold before that Monday pump, and sold everything else just before today's huge pump. Down $15k from my initial investment.

Now I'm just going to hope it drops back below where I sold and go back in and ride it indefinitely because I clearly don't have any market timing luck.

At least I'm young and can deal with these losses. I save about $15k from my salary every 3 months or so.

[Anonymous No.17788954]

>>17788726
Jesus fucking Christ. God help us all

[Anonymous No.17788957]

>>17788888
based

[Anonymous No.17788970]

>>17788888
Numbers! Yes the short term bearish trend is intact and hypothetical resistance has not even been tested yet with today's bounce included. I'm ready to go long for a swing if it breaks out but not there yet. Or short if resistance does get tested and price rejects it.

[Anonymous No.17788978]

>>17788904
I entered into it with the exact mentality that I entered into a casino, but I was kind of hoping to find something fun to do instead of my current line of work. It's probably just not for me except maybe a passive thing to go long for.

[Anonymous No.17788982]

>>17788563
HAHAHAHA
I BOUGHT GOOG RIGHT WHEN HE SAID THAT AND RESOLD FOR A PROFIT AT 3:59

THANKS PAPA TRUMP

[Anonymous No.17788997]

>>17788888
THE STOCK MARKET IS OVER

[Anonymous No.17788998]

>>17788539
You ever wonder what happens when too many people are short the market and something good happens, and then the bigger guys start covering their short positions?

That’s what I call “Jerome printing money” or “literally QE” or “the fed injecting liquidity in the market”, it’s a technical term for when shortsellers want to take profits have to buyback the stock they shorted.

Also people are trading the bounces. Nibbling and DCAing down, covering their shorts, adding to them, hedging and rehedging, taking profits or getting BTFO and margin called, etc.

[Anonymous No.17789002]

>>17788746
Markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Your best bet is to invest a ton when the market’s low and then forget about it for 20 years. Markets are super hectic short term but trend upwards long term

[Anonymous No.17789003]

>>17788695
>muricans need to go to a website to figure out what to do if you dont have any symptoms

[Anonymous No.17789006]

>>17788888
Exactly but we also have no economic data yet. They are pricing in stuff based on intuition,we could just as well go up 30% and then crash back down 40% in the next 5 days and the situation still won't have changed.

[Anonymous No.17789008]

>>17788934
Wtf what broker are you using that still charges commission? All the big names are free that's why I use Td Ameritrade

[Anonymous No.17789010]

>>17788934
>BROKER
>FEES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHQHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17789014]

>>17788888
Holy shit we're going to zero.

[Anonymous No.17789020]

>>17789003
except you can spread it without showing symptoms

[Anonymous No.17789021]

>>17789008
I’m in Sweden, and no brokers have 0 comission. Fucking retarded country wish Robinhood existed here

[Anonymous No.17789024]

Went to buy groceries today. I have NEVER seen a grocery line that long in my entire life. It wrapped all the way around the entire store. The fear is not going away anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.17789028]

I tried to be one of those long haul ETF investors like Bogle always wanted us to be, but it simply didn't work out.
You do still have to pay attention a little bit to haul yourself out of bad situations like trade wars and collapses.

In the end it seems like I'm a better investor when I autistically go all in on a bet I've been working on for a few days.

[Anonymous No.17789029]

>>17788726
I'm excited

[Anonymous No.17789030]

>>17788978
Playing with stocks can be fun but if it was my ONLY income and I didnt have at least a cushion of a couple hundred k's, it would be stressful as fuck and it wouldnt be fun at all to do. Dont even begin to consider trading as a line of work if you have 7.5k and no experience in trading.

[Anonymous No.17789031]

>>17788563
Haha holy shit, this market is going to get bogged so hard during Monday.
That speech was quite literally shilling shitcoins on TV to temporarily pump the market. Was pretty funny to watch though.

[Anonymous No.17789033]

>>17788916
I don't teach anybody. I'm there to make sure the facility has utilities and isn't on fire or under water or the chem studemts didn't spill death fluids. Not joking about about that either. Chemistry lab had a spill a few years back that burned a hole through the floor.

[Anonymous No.17789038]

I need to see AH red across the board, please let it be

[Anonymous No.17789039]

>>17788771
I have decided to bless you with an answer for that sexy cosplay thought smudging up the glass with her assprints.
>>17788998

[Anonymous No.17789040]

>>17789003
>there's no indication of what to do without symptoms
Retards will be fucked.

[Anonymous No.17789043]

>>17789008
stupid amerifat privilege

[Anonymous No.17789047]

>>17788563
Thank god I loaded up on puts

[Anonymous No.17789048]

is there toilet paper stocks? and what are there ticker symbols?

[Anonymous No.17789051]

>>17788937
The market is designed to take money from people like you because they know you follow your emotions. Try doing literally the opposite. When you're feeling the worst fear, buy. When you start to feel optimistic and the news is saying good things, sell. I know it's hard but try with a small amount

[Anonymous No.17789062]

People are going crazy... I’m getting scared bros

https://www.blogto.com/city/2020/03/gun-reportedly-drawn-fight-toronto-grocery-store-amid-coronavirus-panic-shopping/

[Anonymous No.17789061]

>>17789048
$POO

[Anonymous No.17789076]

>>17789048
No.
Commodities like that are always owned by larger conglomerates.
You can't just "buy" toilet paper stocks.

[Anonymous No.17789079]

>>17789048
$KMB

[Anonymous No.17789080]

>>17789021
Avanza has 0 commision on certs (if over 1000 sek) but yeah other than that it fucking sucks. Apparently Avanza used to be cutting edge for how cheap its commissions were back in the day but nowadays its eating dust.

I wanted to buy some Volvo calls the other day
>100 sek per contract baseline
>plus courtage
>plus tip
Fuck off cunt.

[Anonymous No.17789083]

Do you believe in G*d, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.17789089]

>>17788598
By then people would forget about it already

[Anonymous No.17789098]

>>17789062
>be canadian
>get shot

[Anonymous No.17789099]

>>17789021
At least you have free Healthcare for when you catch the corona
>>17789043
I ate a steak dinner last night to celebrate my $2500 profit last night. Muricca.

[Anonymous No.17789106]

>>17788695
in retrospect everything about this flowchart is hilarious
in a clown world kinda way

[Anonymous No.17789110]

>>17789062
What brand of gun?

[Anonymous No.17789111]

>>17788813
The hell? Obamacare website didn't even work though and leaked a ton of peoples private information.

[Anonymous No.17789116]

>>17789083
That's the ides of march
One year ago was the christchurch shooting too...

[Anonymous No.17789117]

If Monday if green buy spy puts. If its red buy spy puts. This is going to get worse before it gets better

[Anonymous No.17789121]

>>17789033
W-what?
Are you not the medical physics guy?
What is your department teaching to these students?

Pretty wild about that though, but every school has that at some point doesn’t it? If it’s not a chemical fire or burn it’s an accidental toxic gas mess.

[Anonymous No.17789124]

>>17789062
>>17789098
Can y’all imagine how bad it’s gonna be in the US next week when stores are out of stock, everyone is sick, most people can’t afford a doctor, and everyone has guns????

If the Canadians are shooting each other already... the US has no hope

[Anonymous No.17789125]

>>17788937
Don’t try to play the market, especially not with tons of money. Buying low and waiting a really long time is the most reliable way to make money

[Anonymous No.17789130]

>>17788928
The market is going up, therefore it'll keep going up. No backsies.

[Anonymous No.17789132]

>>17789062
Dude! Come on!

[Anonymous No.17789140]

>>17789083
>birthday is a day of prayer
good or bad sign, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.17789146]

>>17788552
I'm a newfag when it comes to /biz/ but I think I just learned a shit load from this image. Thank you sir

[Anonymous No.17789148]

>>17789083
yes, this is HIs punishment
We are getting what we deserve.

[Anonymous No.17789156]

>>17789006
>Exactly but we also have no economic data yet
who cares? he got FIVE EIGHTS in his post and TWO SEVENS to top it off. liquidating all my assets into puts for monday. shit i'm convincing my entire extended family to do the same.

[Anonymous No.17789158]

>>17789051
I don't think going opposite works. I feel just following the market and not forcing it is the best way to go about things.
Today was an average crab day, everything went up 2% and it showed it wanted to stay there, but everyone thought because it was a Friday nobody would want to hold bags at the weekend so they went all in thinking there would be a drop at the close and with their covering pushed it 5% higher than it would have been.

[Anonymous No.17789163]

>>17789121
>Are you not the medical physics guy?
TMDX anon? Nope. Different anon.

[Anonymous No.17789164]

>Want to buy last minute puts
>"Your request was denied by the market"
>Want to buy some other puts
>Your request was denied by the market
Great. On the other hand I have no idea whats going to happen

[Anonymous No.17789170]

>>17788695
yeah it would make more sense to just have millions of people get tested for no reason innit mate proper smart innit

[Anonymous No.17789173]

>>17789124
we're the same continent bud
if it was gonna happen it would have happened before canada
safe to say ameriguns are locked in their holsters and everyone who was gonna prep already did

[Anonymous No.17789175]

>>17789163
Nah the one who I talked to about linear accelerators and shit

[Anonymous No.17789185]

>>17789080
What courtage class are you talking about that has 0% fees? The only one I know about on Avanza is that index bond that has no fees

>tfw bought 40000 sek worth of stocks 2 days ago
>investor, sweco, castellum, ica

My only aim right now is to buy frequently while everything is cheap. I don’t think we’ve reached the lowest point but it is almost impossible to time the lowest of the low price. I was 100% liquid for the last 2 years, had a lot of anxiety about it because the market kept wenting up. A mate of mine had like 50% growth, i was very jealous. He is down 40% now. My long term plan for now is 50% stocks 50% crypto. Possibly gonna buy some bags from these lowlife shills who pushed chainlink last year. Love seeing their seethe over the halfing.

/blog

[Anonymous No.17789186]

>>17789062
>>17789124
No because everybody is literally just going to be sitting at home. Seriously, I don't know what is more retarded buying a years supply of toilet paper or getting into a fight over it. Once Corona is done it will show retarded the market is when it panics over nothing.

[Anonymous No.17789193]

>>17789124
>y'all

[Anonymous No.17789204]

Repost. How fucked am I? I plan on hold until near expiration.

[Anonymous No.17789215]

>>17789170
>tested for no reason
coronavirus literally begins with an infectious phase in which the patient has zero symptoms, but can SPREAD it. then the symptoms hit. it is LITERALLY STUPID NOT TO TEST BECAUSE OF BEING ASYMPTOMATIC.

[Anonymous No.17789217]

>>17789173
Canyon Hill LA Costco had a 1km line

[Anonymous No.17789222]

>>17789130
>The market is going up
Got a sample that's longer than the last five minutes before close?

[Anonymous No.17789226]

>>17789083
>literally pray before monday opens
uhoh

[Anonymous No.17789230]

Niggers pull guns on eachother over shoes but you don't hear about it in the media.

[Anonymous No.17789246]

>>17789186
Americans are not that rational, retard

[Anonymous No.17789255]

>>17789215
>dude just test 300million people with no symptoms

[Anonymous No.17789259]

>>17789226

[Anonymous No.17789260]

>>17789222
Cope, it lasted for over 30 minutes and would have kept going if Trump showed up earlier.

[Anonymous No.17789262]

>>17789040
retards probably have retard strength immune system

[Anonymous No.17789263]

I bought again.

[Anonymous No.17789265]

>>17777777

[Anonymous No.17789278]

>>17789263
>he bought back in

[Anonymous No.17789279]

>>17789230
Shut up glowie. No one is shooting each other over toilet paper on a normal day

[Anonymous No.17789282]

>>17789259
Definitely not written by Dolan gay Blouumpffd

[Anonymous No.17789286]

>>17789260
>30 minutes
>crabbing for the preceding 7.5 hours
>following the GREATEST CRASH SINCE 87

I'm not the one coping bullcuck

[Anonymous No.17789288]

>>17789185
Pretty sure all courtage classes have free courtage on certificate trading over 1000 sek, like these certs
https://www.avanza.se/borshandlade-produkter/certifikat-torg/om-certifikatet.html/856725/bear-sp500-x15-n

Yeah, everyone I know is down, Im actually up because ive been trading on these certs and alternating bear/bull depending on the day. Stocks right now are for chumps, certs is the only thing thats worth it short term in sweden only because calls and puts dont seem to exist.

Stockwise I have only Powercell left and that fucked me over, I bought them last week because I figured they were pretty cheap and they had been moving between 190 and 230 sek all the time. Bought at 190, instant huge crash. Stocks, never again until the market calms down.

[Anonymous No.17789300]

>>17789263
Good
Buy more next week.

[Anonymous No.17789302]

>>17789083
No gods or kings. Only man.

[Anonymous No.17789303]

anyone know what is up after hours so that spy is still showing +.18 when AAPL, MSFT, rest of tech are all down several dollars?

[Anonymous No.17789304]

>>17789278
I've been buying every day this week and every friday the past month.

[Anonymous No.17789305]

>>17789279
Yeah but niggers are, over shoes on normal day, and you don't hear about it.

[Anonymous No.17789308]

>>17789300
when it dips to new lows, sure

[Anonymous No.17789310]

>>17789305
Maximum cops. Nothing will save you on Monday

[Anonymous No.17789311]

Lads, I just wanted to tell you I am short Bonds. Nobody really gives a shit or cares, probably thinks I'm retarded for shorting bonds before a rate cut, but I can't help but think the illiquidity in the bond market is a sign that the bond bubble is going to burst, and burst hard. God bless, stay safe, and keep your stick on the ice

[Anonymous No.17789315]

>>17789286
Only 30 minutes because it literally fucking closed. I was disappointed because AMD was skyrocketing to the moon until it suddenly stopped and I realized we hit the magic close hour.

[Anonymous No.17789321]

>>17789259
I'll pray to Joe Pesci

[Anonymous No.17789331]

>>17789321
I wish carlin was still alive to comment on today's world

[Anonymous No.17789332]

>>17789305
yea, because its normal and thus not very newsworthy
>>17789311
other than you making profits, what impacts does the bond bubble bursting inflict? like big banks going under?

[Anonymous No.17789350]

>Cramer to Mnuchin on Squawk
>well is it possible to waive the IRA and 401k restrictions so Americans can take advantage of this
BUUUUUULLLLLLIIIISSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!

[Anonymous No.17789353]

>>17789332
Gold goes down then gold moons.

[Anonymous No.17789354]

>>17789305
Who cares abut niggers.

[Anonymous No.17789356]

>>17789311
If the bond bubble bursts not the economy but the entire social structure of the universe will go into chaos.

[Anonymous No.17789359]

I'm putting all of my savings into a S&P/TSX composite index fund next week, probably around friday. I already dumped 2K into oil today.

The TSX has retraced to fucking 2016 at this point, I doubt it can get much worse, and if it does I'm still closer to the bottom than the top so fuck it. The opportunity has come for millennials to finally enter the market and I'm taking it. I'm going to keep an eye on housing prices too so I can get a cheap house hopefully.

This shit is what I have been waiting for for over a decade.

[Anonymous No.17789368]

>>17789158
It wasn't a crab day boyo we dumped at open and then rallied back over 1k points. If you can't make money in this market then idk what to tell you buddy. Opposite works for me, when it looked like panic selling this morning around 11,i bought call options. Nearly caught the exact bottom

[Anonymous No.17789372]

>>17789350
Advantage of what?

[Anonymous No.17789375]

Bought SQQQ at $28

[Anonymous No.17789377]

>>17789359
are you a leafaboo or something

[Anonymous No.17789380]

>>17789332
The bond bubble bursting means one of two things:
>Complete liquidation of securities for cash, in a last ditch effort to take profits in the market relatively unharmed so far. This means complete deflation across the board as no securities are safe
>Alternatively if we do indeed rebound, the only way for portfolio managers to finance their positions will be to take profits from bonds and liquidate their positions and perhaps use that as collateral for more leverage
I could be wrong but I honestly think this may happen

[Anonymous No.17789386]

>check very early in the morning
>+5%
>check a bit later
>dropped to like 1%
>fuck it I'll stop looking, it'll be in the negatives again
>check now, ended at +10%
this fucking meme

[Anonymous No.17789395]

>>17788478
BITG:21M

[Anonymous No.17789398]

>>17789372
Pumping the market by removing restrictions on how much of your income you can make tax free by stuffing it into your IRA

[Anonymous No.17789406]

Fundamentally I think this market still has plenty of room to move down. The issue is that nothing the government does right now will alleviate the massive losses from people not going out and from the supply chain being totally fucked. Just-In-Time supply chains can't deal with even a few days worth of slow down.
Thrown in cruises, theme parks, conventions, various events, all sports, etc being shut down and the market is being hammered on all sides. Government liquidity handouts won't help a LOT of companies, cities, and individuals. People who are still working but afraid they might get told to stay home for 2 or 3 weeks will hoard their cash in case they go without work and don't get paid.
I won't say that Monday will be red, but sometime next week when the market realizes it's only getting worse it'll keep diving.

[Anonymous No.17789409]

>>17789331
He'd have a new special on Netflix and it'd just be 58 minutes of him laughing continuously before walking off stage.

[Anonymous No.17789410]

>>17789372
The dips
This tremendous buying opportunity according to Mnuchin.

And honestly... he’s probably right depending on your timeframe. Not bottomed but 1-3 years and we’ll Likely be higher.

[Anonymous No.17789417]

>>17789083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYKz5tZ7IEY

[Anonymous No.17789418]

>>17789255
you're either pro-actively defeating the virus or letting it spread. i'll let you guess which one 'test no one' is

[Anonymous No.17789419]

>>17789377
I'm a leaf so I guess so. The TSX has taken a far greater hit than the S&P and other US indices so I'm especially eager to jump on the chance to invest. Once oil recovers we'll skyrocket.

[Anonymous No.17789428]

Uh Snss Anon, what is going on

[Anonymous No.17789431]

>>17789350
Cramer just wants retail to pump his bags. All he went on about this week was MMT and bailing out corporations. He fucked up when he took that phone call and showed it for a second to reveal none other that Steve Mnuchin was calling him

[Anonymous No.17789433]

>>17789419
>once oil recovers
1. It's not going to recover to a point where the oilpatch is profitable
2. Indians still hate pipes
3. How much production do we even have left at this point?

[Anonymous No.17789437]

so what is the general sentiment around Trump's press conference?

[Anonymous No.17789440]

>>17789255
>dude just ignore the reason why china and korea are now recovering

[Anonymous No.17789447]

>>17789386
It wanted to be around 3% after news of stimulus for Japan and Aus but everyone had already bet in a 10% drop immediately after Thursday's close, didn't materialize and they had to cover sending it up 5%.

[Anonymous No.17789448]

>>17789175
Also nope. I'm non-academic staff. My job is to keep the buildings in working condition, more or less.

[Anonymous No.17789449]

>>17789419
>Once oil recovers we'll skyrocket.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

[Anonymous No.17789463]

>>17789359
Be careful with your money you seem naive and inexperienced. Housing market is not crashing for another 5 years, they just lowered the overnight rate to 0.75%. If anything the housing market bubble is about to grow even more absurd

[Anonymous No.17789466]

>>17789263
Damp it

[Anonymous No.17789467]

>>17789437
markets skyrocketed during it, like literally 2000 point gain from beginning to end; but after markets closed it was revealed literally everything he said was a lie

[Anonymous No.17789469]

>>17789433
Literally one conservative majority will solve the pipeline problem. Anyway, buying now while oil is fucked beyond belief is guaranteed profit, because it will at some point within the next year return to normal.

[Anonymous No.17789479]

Is there any point in trying to benefit from this downturn if I don't know anything about this kind of stuff? I have ~$25k I could feasibly "gamble" with and my coworker was talking about buying puts. I figure I'm much more likely to lose everything considering my lack of knowledge, I would literally have to research what that term means. I have no desire to be a day trader or anything. Should I just hold off on this?

[Anonymous No.17789483]

I hope you bought the dippy on DIS,T,and KHC!

[Anonymous No.17789486]

>>17789263
>selling stock
>ever

The only thing you should ever sell are options.

[Anonymous No.17789487]

>>17789447
We gapped overnight and immediately dumped all morning. Retail traders aren't trading after hours. Who do you think gapped us up?

[Anonymous No.17789489]

What are futures doing atm?

[Anonymous No.17789490]

>>17789469
>conservative
>majority
yeah maybe in 8-10 years when boomers die and the tories give up on the two pronged strategy of "run harper again" and "christian moralism is always hip"

literally just be the "fuck indians and fuck trannies" party, instant majority, never happening

[Anonymous No.17789496]

>>17789449
Canada is done. We have no leadership, our primary industries have been dying and this is the final nail, we've let social interests groups decide on public and government policy, and now our dollar is cratering which despite what they will tell you about exports, is fucking horrible for us considering how much we import from Europe, China and the USA

[Anonymous No.17789498]

>>17789193
'sup, bitches?

[Anonymous No.17789500]

>>17789479
If people like you are trying to profit it's a signal to do the opposite.

[Anonymous No.17789506]

>>17789467
I'm wondering what the average Joe American thought of it. I'm wondering if they ate it all up, or if they saw through the corporatist bullshit

[Anonymous No.17789510]

apparently a 27 yo with no comorbidity ended up in the ICU
>https://twitter.com/EndoSurgSF/status/1238607859106992128

[Anonymous No.17789512]

>>17789479
yeah mate buy puts on SQQQ, 4/20 $15, trust me

[Anonymous No.17789516]

>>17789479
>there any point in trying to benefit from this downturn if I don't know anything about this kind of stuff?
No. Wait until things start to return to normal then buy. Don't try to trade if you don't know how. I kinda sorta know what i'm doing and i'm not touching this madness until i have a strong technical reason to do so.

[Anonymous No.17789523]

>hey bullcucks.... it won't save you

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17789532]

>>17789428
Just the usual price manipulation bullshit. Still waiting on 400mg data.

[Anonymous No.17789536]

>>17789506
we're all thrilled to potentially get tested one day at the sharper image

[Anonymous No.17789537]

>>17789489
Check on Sunday afternoon.

[Anonymous No.17789539]

>>17789500
Good point actually, I can't argue that. If some retard like me is trying to cash in then how many others are too?
>>17789512
your meme post is lost on me since I don't know what that means
>>17789516
Thanks for the advice anon

[Anonymous No.17789543]

>>17789260
>Cope, it lasted for over 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.17789546]

>>17789204
not as fucked as anthony

[Anonymous No.17789547]

Angry bears coming out to collect Monday

[Anonymous No.17789549]

>>17789170
For an asymptomatic virus? Yeah.
Though the best option at this point would be mandated four week quarantines across the board with county officials giving people the go ahead to go outside and back into society one week after they test negative during a state check up four weeks later at their home. Those who have the virus and actually are showing life threatening symptoms can be transported to the hospitals by the state at any period during the quarantine (which also doubles as a means to help prevent crippling the hospitals).

This walmart drive thru shit is going to lead to a lot of community spread in the walmart parking lots and inside the store due to people waiting to get tested going shopping for snacks and food in the meantime, or sending their kids inside to play on the videogame kiosks.

[Anonymous No.17789563]

>>17789506
It was clearly a fed pump. Thats why they authorized the 1.5 trillion

[Anonymous No.17789566]

>>17789532
Was there any reason to be linked to the sudden massive drop?

[Anonymous No.17789569]

>>17789536
Man those steaks look like ass

[Anonymous No.17789571]

>>17789546
>now it's time to start using your account

[Anonymous No.17789572]

>>17789539
don't be a boomer.
learning about options trading takes maybe 20 minutes tops.

[Anonymous No.17789574]

>>17789148
Based.

[Anonymous No.17789581]

>>17789467
>everything he said was a lie
oh get the fuck off your period

[Anonymous No.17789584]

>>17789547
We're out for blood

[Anonymous No.17789587]

>>17789539
>your meme post is lost on me since I don't know what that means
he's essentially telling you to buy an extremely volatile stock option for an extremely volatile, leveraged-out-the-ass index. AKA you might as well just mail your money directly to israel.

[Anonymous No.17789592]

>>17788726
I kind of prefer consumers to citizens. The latter has a very dystopian commie hell vibe in this context. Patients might be better, but it feels slightly awkward since someone being tested is not, and does not want to be, a patient.

[Anonymous No.17789606]

We will be red on Monday

[Anonymous No.17789609]

>>17789581
>trump literally just says whatever bullshit comes to mind
>pretty much none of it ends up being true
>2016 reddit immigrants mindlessly cocksuck him

[Anonymous No.17789608]

>>17789587
>mail your money directly to israel.
it would certainly be cheaper

[Anonymous No.17789610]

Has the market priced in the fact that there have been two separate strains isolated and people have been getting sick after “recovery”?

[Anonymous No.17789613]

>>17789584
>>17789547
Good luck with that but I seriously think you guys are going to get rekt. When I walk around in public and hear the average joes talking about making lots of money shorting the market then I know it's time to switch from bear to bull.

[Anonymous No.17789615]

>>17789124
>y'all
>unironically using outdated meme twitter language

[Anonymous No.17789618]

AirPods are so fucking bad I may just short Apple out of spite

[Anonymous No.17789620]

>>17789563
Reminder that all of Fed's QE operations were oversubscribed today
>>17775519
>>17775573
>>17775639
>>17776908
>>17780141

[Anonymous No.17789621]

>>17789606
>fed2
post biz gif folder plz

[Anonymous No.17789624]

>>17789260
>it lasted for over 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.17789627]

>>17789618
>he fell for the ear tampons meme

[Anonymous No.17789641]

>>17789620
we're going to hit BIBILICAL in a few weeks

[Anonymous No.17789640]

>>17789606
needs more AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17789642]

>>17789620
Hey lad, what are your thoughts about the ongoing treasury bond liquidity issue? You keep posting about as do I but I haven't heard your input

[Anonymous No.17789644]

>>17789613
You aren't wrong but this will change again very soon once they get liquidated. Until we see crabbing days we aren't done.

[Anonymous No.17789650]

>>17789627
I sold the wrist tampon and book tampon for them

[Anonymous No.17789652]

>>17789609
Kek never ever used reddit, I thought the voting system thing is just garbage and promotes circle jerking which is I guess what he wanted. So what part did he lie about other than the shit website which he deserves to get dunked on. You realize he had other people at the conference there to confirm the shit he was saying, so are they all liars too?

>it's all a lie
Point to the part of the doll where the orange man touched you.

[Anonymous No.17789661]

>>17789467
>literally everything he said was a lie

[Anonymous No.17789668]

This is Coronavirus’ week to show up big if bears want any hope. Numbers on March 22nd will show where we really are.

[Anonymous No.17789673]

>>17789613
>when I hear random people saying X i know to Y

shut the fuck up reddit

[Anonymous No.17789675]

>>17789620
So, question

The Fed is making these loans to banks as fast as it possibly can, and can't keep up. I also read here that they accept pretty much any garbage collateral the banks give them. And that BBB grade bonds are now 50% of all corporate debt. And that there's a big credit crunch coming.

What happens if the collateral defaults?

[Anonymous No.17789678]

>>17789644
Honestly, it's probably going to be one slow bleed with lots of crabbing in between for the next year with the Fed pumping it away.

[Anonymous No.17789680]

>>17789609
True and cute polonskayachan gif

>>17789563
If “fed pump” is your definition of when short-sellers take profits and cover their positions all at once, then you might be on to something.

>>17789571
Damn. How do they make her look worse in a photo shoot then she normally does? Is she just one of those women that looks better with clothes on?

[Anonymous No.17789692]

>>17789288
I don’t swing trade and don’t plan to. I just invest in what i think will grow long term. I do have a friend who is in the shorting business and he says its going well at the moment. Hävarm x20

[Anonymous No.17789698]

>>17788584
Doubtful you have no idea how quickly the shale guys, with all the equipment already there, hire a bunch of part-timers for mega bucks and can turn the taps on again. They’ve already done it before, the Saudis will blink first.

[Anonymous No.17789699]

Has the market priced in the following:

1) The second strain

2) The bank’s demand for repo money being greater than the Fed is able to supply right now... (Trump said the banks were fully capitalized, what happened to that? Doesn’t seem very capitalized to me)

3) The impending mass shootings when Americans start fighting over toilet paper and food?

[Anonymous No.17789701]

>>17789546
This one of those redditors that we’re going to all short the market together?
He’s still probably up huge if he bought in before Wednesday’s drop.

[Anonymous No.17789712]

>>17789610
Probably not because were a nation of retards who took 3 months to do anything anyways

[Anonymous No.17789722]

>>17789620
>Reminder that all of Fed's QE operations were oversubscribed
what does this mean in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.17789726]

>>17789699
mass shootings are good for gun manufacturer sales

[Anonymous No.17789730]

man missing the bottom today around noon has me straight up hating my fucking life right now

[Anonymous No.17789736]

>>17789029
glad this guy became a meme. he can never be forgotten

[Anonymous No.17789743]

>>17789479
Just watch and learn

Even we have no idea about whats going on right now

[Anonymous No.17789748]

>>17789699
It hasn't priced in shit. Expect next week to be just as bad, maybe we'll hit peak fear on Friday.

[Anonymous No.17789754]

>>17789230
You call them niggers. That's why nobody bothers to report it to you. It'd be like talking to a brick wall any other day, but you act like you give a shit now because you want a scapegoat and a means to cope.

[Anonymous No.17789756]

>>17789722
the banks don't want to lend to each other, even when the interbank overnight lending rate (the "repo market" rate) gets ludicrously high

so the Fed is lending to them at low rates for sketchy collateral, hundreds of billions of dollars per day

[Anonymous No.17789758]

>>17789699

1) No one cares because shit is still shut down either way and it changes nothing if we are all in quarantine

2) This is the real problem and entirely separate from Corona but we will have to face this inevitable melt down eventually, probably in the long future

3) has already happened, just not everyone is willing to die over toilette paper

[Anonymous No.17789760]

I'm literally shaking, I'm about to lose $2000 in puts

[Anonymous No.17789766]

>https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1238166133783420928
Oh boy. I hope this doesn't come to bite him in the ass next week

[Anonymous No.17789774]

Wtf is going on with these and GUSH?

[Anonymous No.17789791]

>>17789766
people argue that we've reached peak fear but Trumpverse Twitter is still in full denial

buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17789792]

>>17789448
Oh. Well that actually sounds cool! Should be recession resistant! How’d you get into that?

[Anonymous No.17789793]

>>17789675
We get 2008 all over again where banks are stuck playing hot potato with a bunch of toxic debt.

[Anonymous No.17789804]

>>17789699
>second strain

Would burn itself out in Brazil (where it can turn from a 1% mortality rate to a 10%) or it’ll mutate into a lesser strain.

[Anonymous No.17789806]

>>17789754
what is 13% but also 55%?

[Anonymous No.17789808]

>>17789774

[Anonymous No.17789814]

>>17789791
Trumpniggers will just deny the entire thing until it's over.

[Anonymous No.17789816]

>>17789756
I've been hearing of Douche Bank being Totally Not Insolvent Everything's Fine Here Go- Guys
I'm getting strong wafts of Lehman Brothers, it's really going to be 2008 again isn't it?

[Anonymous No.17789817]

>>17789486
Are you illiterate. All I've been posting in these generals is how I keep buying in the face of this selloff.

[Anonymous No.17789819]

>>17789774
>>17789808
Trump is buying oil into the National Stockpile at an inflated rate to boost shale producers and fuck the Saudis

[Anonymous No.17789821]

>>17789730
>The bottom
Lol
>Betting on V recoveries instead of trends
Kek
>Feeling anything but numbness
HAHA

[Anonymous No.17789826]

>>17789620
You're being silly, Anon.
Google has started a simple website where you type your location and it tells you where pharmacies are. I hear it'll be called Ask Jeeves.
Boom. We've beat the silly virus and economic slowdown and QE Infinity and ....

[Anonymous No.17789829]

Trust the Plan.

Bought low during the retards selling off, now looking at a 1.9k profit.

[Anonymous No.17789830]

Geez, did I pick a bad day to buy puts

[Anonymous No.17789831]

>>17789766
Hades no!
You're supposed to have 160 IQ or something. Don't get back into the market yet.

>Inb4 he's secretly buying SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17789832]

>>17789766
>those replies
holy shit, twitter was a mistake

[Anonymous No.17789834]

>>17789675
>why worry about things that are never going to happen comrade
They will start wars to distract the markets before that happens

[Anonymous No.17789842]

>>17789774
Oil was very obviously oversold, I think a lot of people realized this was their only chance to buy it this low. That was the thought going through my mind when I bought at least, I bought pretty much right at the base of that spike.

[Anonymous No.17789847]

Was globalism a mistake? Why do central banks have so much power and no one goes after them?

[Anonymous No.17789849]

>>17789834
Yeah, this is totally possible, but "we're going to spin the War of Terror wheel...sorry Iran!" doesn't make Deutsche Bank solvent

[Anonymous No.17789850]

Imagine when Wuhan style videos start to flood twitter, facebook and imageboards.
The trickle already started.
It's going to be both terrifying and comfy - just like a happening should be.

[Anonymous No.17789851]

>>17789774
>>17789808
>>17789819
False hope. Russia intends to bankrupt US oil companies and will not agree on any deals with OPEC in the near future, not to mention Saudi civil war. THE OIL MUST FLOW.

[Anonymous No.17789856]

>>17789431
You tards are always shitting on Cramer for no reason.

He came out tonight and said we’re not at the bottom and don’t buy. He’s been saying It for weeks.

He says start buying on the way down, we’re not bottomed, do not a damn thing If it’s green, and wait for the panic when we get exponential growth of infections and deaths.

The fact that Mnuchin is taking his suggestions is bullish as fuck. But I’m selling into this rally, just sold some V a little cheaper than I’d like, but I don’t expect them to do all that well in a recession.

[Anonymous No.17789857]

>>17789722
The banks dont trust each other and the only liquidity they get is from the FED buying junk securities to prop up the system.
In other words: Shit may be bad yo

[Anonymous No.17789858]

>>17789817
>Are you illiterate.

I could ask you the same question with your garbage punctuation.

[Anonymous No.17789863]

>>17789760
It's only $2k. That's not much.

[Anonymous No.17789864]

>>17789620
What does "oversubscribed " mean in this case?

[Anonymous No.17789868]

>>17789566
Wells Fargo downgrade, and nice dubs

[Anonymous No.17789870]

>>17789642
This is what Powell is scared of most. If liquidity dries up and the historic bond bubble bursts (which it's already showing signs of), interest rates will shoot back up and Fed will be forced to pour a firehose of money on it (yes, even more than they are currently) just to keep lending markets from blowing up.

Higher rates are good for banks in good times because they take advantage of a healthy yield curve to borrow short and lend long. However higher rates in bad times mean that ailing corporations will be forced to rollover their debt at MUCH higher rates, causing downgrades (fallen angels), defaults, and bankruptcies. Many banks are counterparties to interest swaps and other instruments between these other entities. It's all one big incestuous web so when one big player goes bust, the others are dealt a huge blow (see: Lehman, AIG). And yes, CDSs are being done on a large scale again today...

[Anonymous No.17789874]

>>17789851
Until the CIA decide to replace Durka Bin Salman with a more agreeable bin Salman

[Anonymous No.17789879]

>>17789863
thats a month of salary!!!

[Anonymous No.17789880]

>>17789406
Good points, and why I would not recommend anyone uses leverage or margin right now.

[Anonymous No.17789883]

>>17789791
>>17789831
>>17789832
This shit brings back memories of the last hours of bitconnect. Exact same vibe.

[Anonymous No.17789888]

>>17789821
you dont think its over?

[Anonymous No.17789897]

>>17789847
The banks having full control was already the case when the first Fugger came around

[Anonymous No.17789902]

>>17788563
The key word here is triage
AKA deciding do will have to die
just like in Italy

[Anonymous No.17789903]

>>17789864
the Fed offered a fuckton of loans and the banks wanted ten fucktons of loans

>>17789888
the three drivers of the downturn are oil, liquidity, and coronavirus

[Anonymous No.17789911]

>>17789821
He’s talking about the daily bottom, and there were some real steals today. Maybe we’ll get better prices but Costco and coke and JNJ and Lockheed were real good levels on that midday dump.

[Anonymous No.17789918]

>>17789864
People want more money than the Fed can hand out. Like pigeons swarming breadcrumbs.

[Anonymous No.17789921]

>>17789863
It is.
Its just that we are so disconnected from the digital money that we think nothing of it.
If I lost 20€ in a bar I would be mad. If I lost 2000€ in stocks thats normal.

[Anonymous No.17789923]

>>17789847
Because people are dumb. Didn't you ever stop to wonder as a little kid why all countries are in debt on earth and who they owe that debt to?

[Anonymous No.17789924]

>>17789766
>17k died

Up this to over one million (2%) and see if life goes on as usual. Our country doesn't have enough morgue space to handle one million corpses. Much less hospital space.

[Anonymous No.17789931]

>>17789851
It costs Russia just as much to extract it as US shale, if the Saudis weren’t so spentfrift they’ll have won a race to the bottom, but they’re too busy funding mosques in Europe.

[Anonymous No.17789945]

>>17789903
This. The banks have really shown their asses... “fully capitalized” bitch where?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17789950]

[Anonymous No.17789951]

>>17789921
KEK, I'm way angrier when I lose 2k on stocks than 20 at a bar but I don't go out drinking a lot.

[Anonymous No.17789956]

>>17789806
Smart money bears in the market and expected market losses under the Trump admin realized by anyone capable of doing simple TA.
Enjoy tasting the 2008 floor and having to suck dick behind a dumpster to cover for your coronavirus meds next summer, dummy.

[Anonymous No.17789957]

>>17789888
I dont know
I suspect not, but I have no open positions to put my money where my mouth is
>>17789911
Fair enough
Gonna wait for some more time here desu.

[Anonymous No.17789959]

>>17789851
But the Saudis can't sustain sub $60 prices and the Russian can't sustain sub $40 prices who will crash first. I don't think it will be us

[Anonymous No.17789967]

>>17789959
>who will crash first

[Anonymous No.17789975]

holy fuck I spent 2/3 of my savings buying puts last night what the FUCK

[Anonymous No.17789978]

>>17789870
> interest rates will shoot back up
This is apocalypse tier, but also inevitable.
It's really only a matter of time until this goes completely tits up.
Imagine the real estate auctions at the bottom. Everything will go for absolute peanuts. Fall of the Soviet union style asset grab going to happen.

[Anonymous No.17789987]

>>17789959
Russia will sustain whatever it can to make the US suffer. At the moment that is what’s driving public sentiment over here (I have family in Russia). Gone are the days of 2016 where there was hope we would be friends

[Anonymous No.17789996]

>>17789959
MBS is dead within the week guaranteed, the retard signed his own death warrant, that will put and end to it.

[Anonymous No.17790001]

>>17789832
Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.17790002]

>>17789816
It will be like 2008 except with everyone being terribly sick and 5% of the population dying in concentration camps.

... so not at all like 2008 you retard.

[Anonymous No.17790015]

>>17789987
I agree with that but I don't think they will be able to sustain it as long as they would like to. I just want to go back to the Bush x Putin friendship days. Why did the media have to make us enemies again

[Anonymous No.17790017]

>>17790002
>5%
Maybe in Iran, developed countries failed if they don't keep it under 2%

Which absolutely means 5% of America might die

[Anonymous No.17790020]

>>17790001
>boomer remover

[Anonymous No.17790021]

>>17789864
When the Fed announces a purchase operation (or repurchase agreement), primary dealers submit requests to sell/pawn their collateral (like t-notes, bonds, or mortgage-backed securities). An "oversubscription" is when the Fed receives more submissions than the stated operation amount.

For example take the term repos from yesterday. The Fed was only offering $45b for 2-week paper, but received $87.1b in submissions. It means that a LOT of banks/counterparties need the cash and can't get it from anyone else in the repo market (at least, not at the interest rate they need...)

[Anonymous No.17790026]

>>17789959
>>17789931
Saudi can make oil the cheapest in the entire world by a significant percent. US oil is expensive and Russia sells its oil to Europe. Russias goal is to cripple US oil, they aren't going to stop any time soon, it literally just started. This is not the bottom for oil companies.

[Anonymous No.17790030]

>>17789975
hold my man, that speech today said literally nothing of substance. it was an announcement that America will be taking the same precautions as other countries, just 4 weeks late. broke millenials arent going to save this economy because they saved 40 dollars on interest in march. The only long term gain is that oil will now be closer to the average market drop rather than being in hell like travel stocks

[Anonymous No.17790035]

>>17789957
God I miss that show.
It’s really one of my all time faves.

[Anonymous No.17790036]

>>17789996
I'm honestly 50/50 on this happening because it could come from us, the Saudis or even the Russians at this point

[Anonymous No.17790039]

>>17790001
>Boomer Remover
Twitter can live for now

[Anonymous No.17790059]

>>17789850
>The trickle already started.
I believe in the trickle down meme economics. I always see the funnies, hahas, and ideology slowly spread across the world just because of photoshopped characters.

[Anonymous No.17790066]

>>17790021
So when does this house of cards go belly up?

[Anonymous No.17790070]

>>17790036
>MBS found dead on his luxury yacht
>only evidence is a broken syrup bottle covered in his blood, and three spent shell casings from a Ross rifle

[Anonymous No.17790083]

>>17789951
Really?
If I gain 2000€ in a day I am still gonna compare pizza prices in my town to see who sells it for 50 cents less.
Stock money and real money are two different things for me.
>>17790035
Yeah
It was one of my favourite shows. Katanagatari as well

[Anonymous No.17790095]

>>17790026
But when the Saudi economy can't sustain sub $60 and not to mention all the investors in aramco are his bros this can end badly for them before it will for us

[Anonymous No.17790097]

>>17790030
>>17789975
Why would you not wait for the short cover rally? What the hell?

You really think the market is going to dump 20% in a week and then just keep dumping without any bounces?

Please. Please look at the charts of past crashes before committing any real money.

[Anonymous No.17790109]

>>17790035
why would millennials be happy about housing marking going up, that pic is retarded

[Anonymous No.17790111]

>>17790070
Ross rifle, that's a funny way of saying C1A1

[Anonymous No.17790116]

>>17790083
AAAAAAAAAA

I TOTALLY FORGOT KATANAGATARI EXISTED. I ONLY WATCHED THAT ONE ONCE ITS DEFINITELY GOING ON MY REWATCH QUEUE

[Anonymous No.17790127]

>>17790095
Yes. Thats the point. Its a fucking Oil War bro. Winner takes all.

[Anonymous No.17790133]

The layoffs are starting... I guess the foreclosures are next!

https://twitter.com/timwhite87/status/1238583419124289539?s=21

[Anonymous No.17790135]

>>17790036
>assassins from 4 different agencies unexpectedly meet each other as they are all about to assassinate MBS
>wacky adventures follow as they try to one up each other in order to be the one to get the kill

Id watch the shit out of that movie, just make each of the agents as stereotypical of their home country as possible.

[Anonymous No.17790153]

>>17790133
Start the 90 day timer.

[Anonymous No.17790157]

we've talked about all these sectors, but what about the most important one
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/03/13/food-supply-shortage-coronavirus/
>The companies that feed America brace for labor shortages and worry about restocking stores as coronavirus pandemic intensifies

>>17790059
>https://twitter.com/GAFollowers/status/1237780607662465025
I mean, even this video is terrifying, and CNN is more than happy to post it. Just wait until they get their hands on videos of people collapsing in the streets.

[Anonymous No.17790160]

>>17790097
i'm not holding zero day puts, though I do expect monday to be blood red if there's any bad news this weekend. Regardless I intend to sell them towards the end of next month at the earliest

[Anonymous No.17790164]

>>17790127
I don't disagree with there being an oil war I just think the Saudis will pull out before the Russians and the Russians will pull before us. Because the Russians and Saudis can't sustain this as long as we can

[Anonymous No.17790181]

>>17790135
I would also watch the shit out of that, it would honestly be pretty funny for the incompetence of the Saudi assassin

[Anonymous No.17790185]

All the dairy, eggs, cleaning supplies, and bulk calories (cereal, rice) are sold out at my Wal-Mart. This is perhaps the greatest illustration of the stock market being in direct conflict with physical reality and known, material facts.

On the ground, all working Americans are anticipating a horrible pandemic and preparing themselves to hunker down in their homes for weeks at a time to protect and care for their loved ones, such as their parents and grandparents. On Wall Street, the traders are anticipating 'just a dip' and (apparently) expect all economic indicators to swiftly return to normal as 2% of the population dies.

They're expecting Americans to continue to work, shop, and go in and out of their homes while mass death is happening and their families are endangered by this very behavior. They're expecting Americans to just shrug off the death of loved ones and walk out to buy a Tesla the very next day.

Why? The answer is as follows : they cannot see the worker and the consumer as anything more than predictable units of economic value. For the worker to care more about anything than his work is absurd. For the consumer to care more about anything than purchasing is nonsense.

Why do you think the CEOs of NYSE companies aren't providing paid sick leave? Why do you think they aren't extending bereavement/FMLA to their many part-time employees in this time of crisis? They really do think people will just put up with it.

They will have no idea what hit them when shit hits the fan.

[Anonymous No.17790187]

>>17790164
The Russians can definitely sustain longer than you guys. You’re lucky the Saudis can’t

[Anonymous No.17790198]

>>17790097
Retard here, whats a short cover rally, I'm going to guess its when people like me with with bad puts sell them for a loss and buy calls instead

[Anonymous No.17790204]

I thought the US got out of the 2008 recession? So how did the US survive for this long?

[Anonymous No.17790209]

kek, ran a investment calculator online. Assuming I started with 5,000 in a S&P and Total market fund (2,500 each) and added to both annually and getting 8% a year return combined for 26 years I'd have over 131,000. Considering that this alone is damn near 5x what I pull in a year and that this don't factor in my other stocks, my 401k, nor my pension, or my savings that's pretty damn good. Yeah I know my return may be higher but I was trying to realistically low ball it to account for shit like what's happening now.

[Anonymous No.17790212]

>>17790135
>Tatyana Ivanova
Russian alcoholic MILF
>John Smithson
Overly serious, obviously autistic CIA agent who takes himself way too seriously and copes by talking into his jacket like Bond in the movies
>Shmael Israelstein
Mossad agent who gets 10$ to buy his own equipment.
>Reza Khomeni
Iranian guy who is pretending to be an agent but just wants to steal the yacht

[Anonymous No.17790216]

>>17790204
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17790218]

>>17790164
Why do you think US can sustain? US oil is expensive to produce.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17790222]

>>17790133
fuck yeah can't wait.. i already have some property in mind

[Anonymous No.17790226]

>>17790187
I think we and the Russians can survive at their target price of $40. I do agree the Saudis will be the first to drop in any outcome

[Anonymous No.17790231]

>>17790164
I would say russians are used to living in poverty and a good portion of them have blind faith in Putin, they can definitely last longer in crisis mode. Plus Putin doesnt need to outlast the US, he would only need to outlast (current president) and elections are coming up soon.

[Anonymous No.17790234]

>>17790212
>Kim Chi
>Korean agent, never clarified which Korea

[Anonymous No.17790253]

>>17790212
I'd put my money on Reza actually pulling it off on accident and baffling the other agents with how he did it

[Anonymous No.17790256]

>>17790204
Stimulus and a very thin veneer of stability.

[Anonymous No.17790263]

>>17790133
>gotta dig into my savings to survive for a month

how about you just don't buy anything for a month how's that

[Anonymous No.17790291]

>>17790253
>Reza is finally alone with MBS
>MBS convinces him by saying he will pay him and his family billions of dollars for getting him out of there alive
>of course he accepts, but accidentally drops his gun as he's handing it to MBS and he dies
>walks out of there like he intended to do that all along

[Anonymous No.17790305]

>>17790157
>>17790133
>people bought today

[Anonymous No.17790306]

>>17790231
While I don't think Russia is as unstable as the Kingdom is, if Putin upsets the energy oligarchs enough I could see another 1993 type scenario

[Anonymous No.17790313]

>>17790109
That’s not really what it’s implying but you’re right, the arrow should I guess be going down.

Feel free to edit it.

>>17790185
>This is perhaps the greatest illustration of the stock market being in direct conflict with physical reality and known, material facts.
Uhhh no
The stock market has been crashing in anticipation of this. The public is behind as usual. You’re reading everything wrong based on one oversold bounce. Why are so many bears actually retarded? Major rallies often occur during bear markets.

>>17790198
Just look it up on investopedia

[Anonymous No.17790317]

>>17788794
this anon has a big brain, listen to this anon

[Anonymous No.17790333]

>>17790263
How about rent/mortgage? How about debt payments (student loans/auto loans)? How about food? How about water? How about toilet paper to wipe your ass?

[Anonymous No.17790344]

>>17790291
Now I actually want this movie to be made. Gotta pitch it to Netflix and Amazon and use that money to ride this out

[Anonymous No.17790348]

>>17790209
Well yeah, that's why you should always invest in indices (like an index fund) rather than stocks that might hit a bumpy road because of certain events. Indices like the S&P will always recover because they throw out garbage companies and adds in non-garbage companies all the time... this is also why the average investor can't beat indices by a long shot

[Anonymous No.17790353]

>>17790306
The energy oligarchs all vowed before Putin. He has the real power on his side. The last 10 years have proven that anyone will be assassinated if they stand in Putin’s way:

[Anonymous No.17790359]

*cough, cough*

[Anonymous No.17790384]

>>17790209
if you're going to do that just pump your 401k and dont bother starting a brokerage account. honestly, unless you got oodles of disposable income and get a nice gambling rush from investments, thats all anyone should do

[Anonymous No.17790385]

>>17790306
I see you haven't heard of all the retarded constitution changes russian government is pushing right now. Plus a nation wide referendum in 1 week during world wide pandemic lmao.

[Anonymous No.17790389]

>>17790353
Well in that case shit. Even if shale production is cut the rest of our house of cards is coming down anyways

[Anonymous No.17790391]

>>17790359
Heh
Another boomer removed

[Anonymous No.17790396]

>>17790359
Stop it!

[Anonymous No.17790410]

>>17790385
>Plus a nation wide referendum in 1 week during world wide pandemic lmao.

I was wondering why Russia was reporting such low numbers, this explains it. Its so they can claim there is no reason to suspend the referendum while most people will not show up due to fears. Putin is always playing 20D chess

[Anonymous No.17790435]

>went all in on BBOZ right at the top
>20% down

Just give me a fucking collapse already

[Anonymous No.17790439]

TRUMP HAS THE VIRUS
I REPEAT TRUMP (OR PENCE) HAS THE VIRUS

https://twitter.com/adamz/status/1238509234570104834?s=21

[Anonymous No.17790459]

>>17790410
>>17790389
The ultimate goal is Russian hegemony over the world. They understand the first step to that is killing off American imperialism.

[Anonymous No.17790466]

>>17790439
>Trump dies
>markets moon

[Anonymous No.17790468]

>>17790439
Marine 1 always flies with atleast 2 decoys and the vehicles are always out to provide security during take off.

[Anonymous No.17790475]

>>17790439
NYSE DOWN 20% EVERYDAY NEXT WEEK

[Anonymous No.17790477]

>>17790439
A TRIPLE CHOPPER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!

[Anonymous No.17790479]

>>17790385
I did hear about the conference, I just thought the oligarchs were at 90's level of power,and not as subservient to Putin as some in this thread tsya they are

[Anonymous No.17790481]

>>17790439
>Tucker Carlson was also in the room with the infected Bolsonaro aide who caused Rick Scott and others to self-quarantine, according to The Daily Beast.
>https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1238614581448228864

[Anonymous No.17790496]

>>17790479
Putin is king oligarch, he has more than those oligarchs you think of can ever dream of. That’s why so many of them “escape” (are ostracized) to the UK/US.

[Anonymous No.17790499]

>>17790410
Kek, you faggots always imagine some 20D shit. In reality numbers are low because there is only one lab capable of testing for the virus. If you coof with fever, you get quarantined for 2 weeks and thats it. When you recover or die, they say its just a flu bro xd.

[Anonymous No.17790508]

>>17790459
When I was young growing up in southern Patagonia I had a russian neighbour that was an ex-kgb colonel in hiding, he'd always say kinda sadly "Russia wants to take over the world, but China knows it will take over the world".

[Anonymous No.17790531]

>>17790496
Big sad. I always liked the idea of 90's Russia being this weirdly corrupt capitalist system. Sad those days are over

[Anonymous No.17790538]

>>17790439
>>17790466
If Trump died, we would unironically go back to 1990's market.

[Anonymous No.17790550]

>>17790531
still is, you just gotta kiss the ring from time to time

[Anonymous No.17790554]

>>17790479
Putin is Russia. Not even Xi Jinping or Kim Jong Un have as much control of their countries as he does.

[Anonymous No.17790559]

ARE MY PUTS SAFE!?

[Anonymous No.17790560]

Everyone pumping after a Trump speech, meanwhile in reality...

[Anonymous No.17790564]

>>17790538
Short everything except Apple?

[Anonymous No.17790572]

>>17788577
kekies

[Anonymous No.17790575]

>>17790333
yeah but other than that?

'oh shit gotta dig into my 401k this is gonna be a ROUGH month idk if we'll make it"

if you don't have a month's worse of basic expenses in your checking account what the literal fuck are you doing

[Anonymous No.17790577]

>>17790550
Looks like I'm loading up on crates of blue jeans and Pepsi and moving to Russia,.and becoming a traveling merchant

[Anonymous No.17790579]

>>17790560

[Anonymous No.17790588]

>>17790559
no

[Anonymous No.17790595]

>>17790579

[Anonymous No.17790598]

>>17790575
>worse

worth

my dementia is worsening

[Anonymous No.17790601]

>>17790579
>>17790560

Literally no one bought this pump, the FED bought today and that was it.

[Anonymous No.17790608]

>>17790595
I was gonna say, the scale on the other graph was retarded.

[Anonymous No.17790611]

>>17790579
it's... beautiful
t. bear

[Anonymous No.17790612]

>>17790560
>>17790579
>>17790595
Meanwhile in reality? What do you even mean?

[Anonymous No.17790642]

Where were you when Trump was confirmed a commie?

[Anonymous No.17790646]

>>17790554
I do believe that. I just find it hard to believe there aren't any schemers in fsb or among the oligarchs who aren't vying for the crown and can use this oil war and virus as a pretext for a coup

[Anonymous No.17790663]

>>17790642
https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/6201

[Anonymous No.17790670]

>>17790642
I hope it gets voted down

[Anonymous No.17790672]

>>17790612
Everyone is pumping after the Trump speech but we are actually fucked unless the entire world goes on lock-down Wuhan style, testing won't prevent people from getting the virus and that number is increasing exponentially in the U.S and the entire world.

[Anonymous No.17790673]

>>17790646
There are plenty, they just get novichok'd or exiled pretty damn fast, Putin has a great surveillance network

[Anonymous No.17790690]

>>17790612
i think he means this wild ride isnt even close to over and nothing Trump said today addresses this, actually all it said was that we're following the same measures as other developed countries, but we're 4 weeks late. the economic effects arent even begun to be felt

[Anonymous No.17790716]

>>17790673
I just want to go back to the wild ride that was 90s Russia now

[Anonymous No.17790729]

>>17788929
Second this
>t. Worked there

[Anonymous No.17790732]

>>17790608
that's log scale you retard

[Anonymous No.17790754]

>>17790732
Yeah, and log scale is fucking retarded for something like this where you want to quickly show exponential growth, fuck you

[Anonymous No.17790764]

why doesn't the fed lend the repo money to the people instead of the banks

[Anonymous No.17790771]

New newnewnew

>>17790756

>>17790756

>>17790756

>>17790756

[Anonymous No.17790781]

>450 posts
Love it

>>17790642
Nah

He’s a MMT guy not a commie
And freezing student debt interest is a good fucking move and takes more steam from the Dems. That was part of Biden’s plan, and similar to what they do in the UK. Freeze the interest until they make a salary that can actually cover it.

[Anonymous No.17790791]

>>17790764
I mean how many people have assets they can sell and buy back in one day time frames

[Anonymous No.17790795]

>>17790764
Why doesn't anon research what repo is and how it works?

[Anonymous No.17790797]

>>17790764

[Anonymous No.17790821]

>>17790764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSH3xWNUWi4

[Anonymous No.17790829]

>>17790185

[Anonymous No.17790921]

>>17790754
>SLOPE GET STEEP
only for brainlets who dont understand a logarithmic

[Anonymous No.17791043]

>>17790439
>walter reed
so he wanted the virus