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how do i turn 150k into 5 million?

>> No.17788106

>>17788086
Easy you long fucking everything.
Anything you can think off.
It's all dirt cheap.

>> No.17788119

Ive had this crazy idea but I dont know how to start it so Ill just tell it to you, trust me youll make millions
a website where you can buy different products and you have it shipped to your house, every different product you can buy, all on one website

>> No.17788127

>>17788106
im very tempted too but how are you sure it isnt a dead cat\bounce?

>> No.17788130

>>17788086
Bribe the security guard at the fed with the 150K and go in and ask them to print 5 million into your bank account

>> No.17788139

>>17788086
travel back 3 weeks and all in SPY puts $250 an d sell yesterday

>> No.17788154
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17788154

create something that is considered valuable in current climate

>> No.17788155 [DELETED] 

>>17788139
Spy isn't hitting 250 from monday its just shooting back to the top

>> No.17788816

buy in link now , you will never get them cheap like this rn

>> No.17788856

>>17788816
bait

>> No.17789118
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17789118

>>17788086
step 1
invest
step 2
wait

>> No.17789137

>Buy BNBBULL
>Profit

>> No.17789150

>>17788086
Buy GUSH right now and you'll turn it into at least 1 million by EOY.

>> No.17789178

>>17788086
Real estate. Especially now.

>> No.17789251

>>17788086
All in ETH while it's low

>> No.17789799

>>17788086
Have you tried killing yourself? That way the rest of us won't have to scroll past your daily gyppo beggar thread asking for free investment advice.

>> No.17791041

>>17789150
is it a penny stock? how did it get so low?

>> No.17791107

>>17789178
Buy a 5-7 room apartment in the center of a 1st tier city, move in, neet all day in your room and rent out the other rooms via airbnb or temps.

Costs you around 1-2m, in 10 years it is worth 5m and you have paid off most via the rent of the other rooms.

Bonus points if you only rent out to hot girls.

>> No.17791362

>>17788086
yeah now you are silent
i give you a way and throw in free pussy
and you are all silent and hiding
fuck off larper

>> No.17791373

>>17777777
jjj

>> No.17791411

>>17791107
dude i dont live in a third world shithole. theres no such thing as a 5-7 room apartment

>> No.17791434

30k to 11m in 24hours here. Ama

>> No.17791438

>>17791434
how

>> No.17791476

>>17791438
CFDs in retardo market with structured leverage increases and balls of steel. I'm 500x and chillmax

>> No.17791542

>>17791476
sounds to complicated for me

>> No.17791578

>>17791411
which one? i am bored enough to prove you wrong

>> No.17791630

>>17791578
Do u mean like a duplex?

>> No.17791815

>>17791630
https://www.propertyguru.com.sg/listing/21925876/for-sale-people-s-park-complex

something like that. over here in europe things like these are good for renting out the rooms to students

>> No.17792037

wait until coronavirus peak in the west then long btc 100x

>> No.17792233

>>17792037
When will the peak be?

>> No.17792256

>>17792233
just watch the daily increase in coronavirus cases until it starts going down like it has in china, institutional will re-enter btc when the crisis is over which will pump it again. i'm still bearish on everything for at least the next few months desu

>> No.17792287

>>17791041
It's a leveraged oil ETF, oil shit the bed, so GUSH shit the bed 3x. It also means that it if oil goes up 100% it'll go up 300%.

>> No.17792292

>>17792256
Where do I buy/sell from friend?

>> No.17792421

>>17792292
Start a Roth IRA on Charles Schwab
You can put like 6k a year and pay no taxes on any investment
Just buy some ETF like VOO or QQQ and hold them for the next 30 years to be rich
don't even need to day trade