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[Anonymous No.17785307]

>Trump declares national emergency
>market goes into recovery mode instantaneously

why??

[Anonymous No.17785321]

Refr moon mission

Actually, everything moon mission today

tl;dr you're a stupid short hope you lost your money on your $500 puts lmao

[Anonymous No.17785327]

>>17785307
clown world, no one actually believes this "pump" will last or continue.

[Anonymous No.17785339]

>>17785307
They believe that the measures were done in time as Trump said.
Boomers are dumb

[Anonymous No.17785345]

>>17785307
money
printer
go

[Anonymous No.17785347]

Waiting/hoping for delayed reaction

[Anonymous No.17785352]

>>17785307
Normie boomers saw business boomers shaking hands with president boomer and were relieved. They see action being taken and confidence is now boosting. It's not like the economy was going to actually "crash" because of a coof.

[Anonymous No.17785371]

>>17785307
The US government is about to inject another 50billion into the markets

[Anonymous No.17785381]

>>17785352
this doesn't make sense at all.
this is a dead cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.17785383]

>>17785307
>>17785321
>>17785327
>>17785339
>>17785345
>>17785347
>>17785352
ANSWER ME JANNY INSTEAD OF HIDING BEHIND DELETING AND BANNING. WHY WAS MY THREAD ABOUT MY INVESTMENTS DELETED?

[Anonymous No.17785419]

>>17785381
Why not? This is the first time the president and private sector hotshots have come out and said they're doing things (even if they're dumb), this is the first dose of confidence people have been given in the last month.

[Anonymous No.17785426]

>>17785307
because money printer goes brrr
what part of "clown world" do you not understand?
even the stock market has turned into pump and dumping pajeet tier market
tell me whats the difference between trump saying they are gonna inject 500 billion and the chink from tron saying hes gonna put 1 billion into the ponzi contract? zero. theres no fucking difference. the entire system is one giant scam. we will probably make new lows next week

[Anonymous No.17785443]

the market's a whore, it's out to fuck as many people as it can

[Anonymous No.17785445]

>>17785352
Its not. But when business are shutting down and when people will be forced into their homes like in italy or in china thats when the economy will crash.

[Anonymous No.17785449]

Because it is fucking genius. It is south-korea technique, that results in least deaths.
Also SHOPS WILL STAY OPEN.
Literally testing stations at wallmarts.

IT IS GENIUS.

[Anonymous No.17785455]

>>17785352
This. The livestream gave me a fuzzy feeling and I see the market going up so everything feels ok now.

[Anonymous No.17785458]

So we do short on monday or what?

[Anonymous No.17785481]

>>17785307
>recovery mode
Market was going to have a bounce day regardless. Yesterday was a -9% close for the top 10 worst days list.

[Anonymous No.17785491]

If anybody here thinks this virus hasn’t reached a critical level, then you’re deluded. Look at what is happening in Italy. That will soon happen here, streaming on every news site, AMERICANS DYING BY THE HUNDREDS OVERNIGHT
Just wait for it. Long way to the bottom. I’m holding my SQQQ until millions start dying in Manhattan. Then TQQQ all the way. Can’t wait
t. New York scientist

[Anonymous No.17785493]

>>17785419
>This is the first time the president and private sector hotshots have come out and said they're doing things
Doesn't give the companies any money. A little bit of hopium can't stop what's in progress right now.

[Anonymous No.17785506]

>>17785307
Clownworld.

When it goes Italy here, Dow to 10,000.

[Anonymous No.17785508]

>>17785345
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ha

[Anonymous No.17785525]

>>17785491
Great time to buy puts. Monday will be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.17785529]

>>17785481
Yea and today the best day, get rekt bobo.

[Anonymous No.17785559]

>>17785491
Italy is a shithole with Balkan tier healthcare.

[Anonymous No.17785560]

>>17785506
Google Corona virus in South-Korea.
It isn't going to go Italy.

[Anonymous No.17785561]

>>17785307
Trump has arranged a massive rollout of testing for Coronavirus thanks to Google, a bunch of healthcare companies, and Walmart

Capitalism works.

[Anonymous No.17785567]

>>17785449
>go to walmart to get TP
>coof on others
>get into car
>go to drive through
>oh you're positive btw

[Anonymous No.17785570]

Wall St is full of retarded optimists. Just consider the fact that they were still reaching for record highs while Chinese death squads were welding half a billion people's doors shut, thinking it'd have no broader impact.

[Anonymous No.17785592]

>>17785445
If China and Italy didn't collapse, then we won't either. Sure volatility is guaranteed, but there's a difference between caution and paranoia. If Italy collapses, then yes it's time to prep your boipucci

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » King Killah No.17785602]

>>17785307
every post here except the money printer goes brrrrr are wrong.
almost everyone with a brain knew the fed would be doing another market stimulus.
they just gave us notice a week ago and 2 of those pumps came here already the fact none of you fucks saw this coming is not surprising as most of you investors don’t take the time to do even the most basic research.
this is a bull trap so expect stocks to go down again there’ll be 1 or 2 more market pumps before the fed gives up.
again none of this is insider information but literally public knowledge that every single one of you should have access to.

[Anonymous No.17785604]

>>17785352
except the real crash will be because of massive corporate debt and unfunded liability gaps at every level of government

[Anonymous No.17785616]

>>17785491
This man has been drinking the feedwater again. Take him away to the infirmary.

[Anonymous No.17785641]

>>17785560
>155.6 cases / 1M pop
oh wow! south korea is doing so great! we are safe!

[Anonymous No.17785661]

Market had a 'black thursday' moment, largest daily drop in like 35 years or some shit, Fed cut interest rates, repo injection of $1 Trillion, Walmart is selling coronavirus tests, CVS is, target, walgreens, those stocks will go up, Donald Trump instructed the Govt to buy a FUCK ton of oil at low prices, pumping oil companies. We bubble now.

[Anonymous No.17785663]

>>17785616
hahahaha holy shit i fucking read this in his voice i can't stop laughing. Thank you anon

[Anonymous No.17785667]

>>17785307
>china appears to have slowed the spread through quarantines
>korea appears to have slowed the spread through mass testing
>america wasnt doing either
>market dumping
>now america is ramping up testing
>market pumping
Not sure why people are confused here

[Anonymous No.17785666]

>>17785493
If China and Italy aren't collapsing then neither will we. We have multiple windows into the future with them and other countries like SK, when one of them goes down THEN you have my permission to panic.

[Anonymous No.17785686]

>>17785560
They successfully contained. We didn't try and now we can't.

[Anonymous No.17785690]

>>17785602
this. the actual intelligence of the average american is staggering

[Anonymous No.17785698]

Bear markets are known to have rallies like these..., youll see next week.

[Anonymous No.17785702]

>>17785667
Because this dump is not because of the coronavirus. The virus was the catalyst. This was going to happen anyways.

[Anonymous No.17785713]

>>17785567
Yes. And diagnosed early you're like 0.1% likely to die.

[Anonymous No.17785716]

Italy recovered 15+% today as well.
How.
Just how?
Stock market is rng or what??

[Anonymous No.17785720]

>>17785458
Do you even need to ask?

[Anonymous No.17785722]

>>17785667
America acted way too late. If you think thats going to avoid new york going full wuhan you are delusional

[Janny needs to be fired No.17785731]

>>17785690
>>17785686
>>17785667
>>17785666
>>17785663
>>17785661
>>17785641
ANSWER ME JANNY INSTEAD OF HIDING BEHIND DELETING AND BANNING. WHY WAS MY THREAD ABOUT MY INVESTMENTS DELETED?

[Anonymous No.17785745]

>>17785307
Fed is pumping market with cash, once they stop, it'll dump like a fat man out of constipation.

[Anonymous No.17785750]

>>17785716
money printer go brrr bro

[Anonymous No.17785752]

>>17785604
They're not going to allow that yet, and we are not the most indebted country in the world so we won't be the first to go when it eventually forces itself. When world volatility appears the scared money flees to the US because we're seen as the safe-haven.

[Anonymous No.17785796]

HFT Algorithms. Simple as that. We're on the cool side come monday.

[Anonymous No.17785822]

>>17785307
Cause the market is heavily manipulated

[Anonymous No.17785838]

>>17785641
Yes. And the business is open, and total deaths are low as fuck. Just google it dumbass. They've figured out the best way to deal with this, and America is copying it as best practice. This is literally great news.

[Anonymous No.17785840]

>>17785602
This guy gets it. You can't print your way out of these problems. This thing is going to hit so hard, and so fast people wont be able to adjust.

[Anonymous No.17785876]

Its either the fed going overdrive or a lot of investors that are way more retarded that i believed.

>>17785567
This, what he announced will probably make the spread even worse.

[Anonymous No.17785891]

>>17785559
And both countries have superior healthcare compared to the US.

[Anonymous No.17785892]

>>17785508
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.17785898]

>>17785559
And you think the US isn't even worse? People are gonna start dying without even being tested because they're too scared of being bankrupted by bills.

[Anonymous No.17785911]

>>17785307
CEOs were behind him brah.

[Anonymous No.17785920]

>>17785876
They are retarded. When you ever get a chance to work at a publicly traded company you realize how fucking stupid they are about everything.

[Anonymous No.17785924]

>>17785559
I seriously hope to god you are not an american or some other euro

[Anonymous No.17785948]

>>17785722
Ok doomer

[Anonymous No.17785962]

>>17785920
Is biz really this illiterate? They're literally just copying practices from South Korea. Pitstop tests and all that. South Korean has globally been considered having handled this situation best so far.

[Anonymous No.17785965]

>>17785716
This should tell you all you need to know about this "recovery"

[Anonymous No.17785979]

>>17785891
Which is why everybody flies here for surgeries.

[Anonymous No.17786003]

because the feds just printed more than 1,5 trillion dollars?

[Anonymous No.17786048]

>>17785307
Dead cat bounce. And its the deadest cat Ive ever seen

[Anonymous No.17786102]

>DOW up 50% in one day after NYSE trading floor incinerated by nuclear bomb
because the whole thing is fucking fake
only dumb fucks cant see that the FED is what makes thins "wonderful" bubble, not Trump
not any politician
FAKE

[Anonymous No.17786115]

>>17785962
In South Korea everybody uses masks, keeps their distance,they get alerts when infected people are nearby and they practiced extensive testing.
Americans won't use masks, won't keep their distance and won't be alerted and people won't get tested until they feel sick.

[Anonymous No.17786123]

>>17785891
Incorrect. US healthcare is excellent, the problem is it costs an insane amount.

[Anonymous No.17786159]

>>17785666
You don't need a nation to fall to experience an economic recession.

[Anonymous No.17786168]

>>17786123
So excellent that you need Walmart® to be your personal medic.

[Anonymous No.17786185]

>>17785891
HAHAAHAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17786190]

>>17786115
The masks are used if you are already sick retard. It won't help if you aren't sick

[Anonymous No.17786195]

It was all post-market, fake trading. There's more blood to be had, we will see 40-50% losses from ATH. Still a great opportunity to jump in after a couple months as this virus really is overblown, even if it is serious it isn't THIS serious.

[Anonymous No.17786199]

>>17785307
>Fed gave away almost 1/10th of the us economy last night
>whyd the stock market go up?
Its a mystery.

[Anonymous No.17786268]

>>17786190
Why are americans so fucking stupid? If everybody wore the mask the risk of spreading would diminish to nothing you retarded goy.

[Anonymous No.17786298]

>>17785352
Such a fucking joke. God I hate boomers.

[Anonymous No.17786309]

>>17785307
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[Anonymous No.17786344]

>>17785307
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[Anonymous No.17786393]

>>17785716
Thet are pretty much all pegged to each other at this point.

I mean come on look at how so many different stocks seem to follow each other in jumps up and down short term.

[Anonymous No.17786487]

>>17786195
The debt is serious. Negative rates are serious. The shale oil boom going bust is serious. The amount of leverage in the economy is super fucking serious.

The virus is just the pin. A few airline workers going out of work isn't a big deal, this is FUCKING calamatious because the fed can't cut rates by 5% this time. All they can do is inject printed money into the system which probably gets less effective the more you do it.

[Anonymous No.17786552]

>>17785979
There are far more people who leave America to get medicine and care abroad.

[Anonymous No.17786659]

>>17785307
because he just announced infinite money to solve the fucking corona-chan situation

[Anonymous No.17786713]

>>17786659
this

[Anonymous No.17786773]

>>17785307
The market is a game of chicken. It gets fucked in events of mass cowardice.

[Anonymous No.17786781]

>>17785962
>handled best
>not Singapore
die koreaboo

[Anonymous No.17786882]

>>17786298
meanwhile Anon's building up confidence by looking at 4chan memes and pepe posts. Let's be honest, what's the difference here?

[Anonymous No.17787055]

>>17785352
Nobody is working normally. Borders are closed. China is still fucked still.
Get your shorts ready again.

[Anonymous No.17787078]

>>17786882
lead exposure

[Anonymous No.17787083]

>>17785443
Now that is a BASED take

[Anonymous No.17787134]

>>17785979
no they don't, and lol if you think becayse euro rich fags pay for cutting edge ops in america means that the american system isn't shit for anybody without money, america has 3rd world tier health care

[Anonymous No.17787222]

>>17785560
imagine thinking america as a brazil tier shithole mutt country is the same as the authoritarian homogenous koreans lmao korea had a dictator until 20 years ago you fucking tard, america is useless

[Anonymous No.17787272]

>>17786190
>he fell for the medfag bait

[Anonymous No.17787318]

>>17785702
Oh yeah then what is the dump about Einstein.

[Anonymous No.17787581]

It's so stupid. Brazil market started fine (5-6%) in the morning then the Bolsonaro rumors came and it got to as low as 2% but after trump news it finished the day at 13%.

Like, what the fuck bro.

[Anonymous No.17787681]

>>17787581
There is no god more vengeful or unpredictable than Economy

[Anonymous No.17787902]

>>17785529
Why you assume i'm bearish? I am king crabish. Market gonna shimmy.

[Anonymous No.17787929]

>>17785352
Major fed pump. All next week will be red without fed intervention. I do think what we've been seeing is extreme fed intervention to let the market down slowly...and for good reason. Without the intervention markets would be a race to 50% or so market cap to GDP (and for good reason), at which point it would steady as people again bought stocks. If SEC freezes the markets it will largely be the little guys that are hurt, as they have not established safe positions or positions that allow them to buy in low.

[Anonymous No.17788092]

Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/3_twoy0qdOk

[Anonymous No.17788126]

They will keep printing money as the value of the US dollar drops

It’s already happening

[Anonymous No.17788150]

bears mad they lost money today

[Anonymous No.17788173]

>>17785307
Because this was an overcorrected nothingburger

[Anonymous No.17788190]

>>17785592
lol retard italy is collapsing as we speak

[Anonymous No.17788196]

Why are so many of you retarded what the he’ll happened to this board. People are really comparing America to Korea and China...dictatorship govs. you morons from pol really did flood this board

[Anonymous No.17788380]

>>17786168
Walmart unironically has better medical supplies than Italy hospitals

[Anonymous No.17788744]

>>17785419
Confidence won't hold up when cases continue to follow Italy-like trajectory.

In 2 weeks, we'll have more cases than Italy has now.

[Anonymous No.17788969]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.17789235]

>>17785559
unironically better then US

[Anonymous No.17789284]

>>17785602
The fed will not give up retard
They will literally try every possible form of quantitative easing before they give up

[Anonymous No.17789294]

>>17785307
PLUNGE
PROTECTION
TEAM

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17789307]

I mean the market was sick, so now that there's actually some sense of urgency, everything should be back to normal.

[Anonymous No.17789309]

>>17785508
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ap

[Anonymous No.17789323]

>>17785307
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.17789327]

>>17789235
>t. silvio

[Anonymous No.17789337]

>>17777777
test lol

[Anonymous No.17789378]

>>17785720
Manlets when will they learn

[Anonymous No.17789413]

>>17786190
>THESE MAKE ARE USELESS BUT WE NEED THE MASK FOR RESPONDERS BECAUSE THEY'RE USELESS
nigger brain

[Anonymous No.17789425]

>>17789323
holy kek

[Anonymous No.17789458]

>>17785491
If its anything like the Spanish flu, we still have a couple months before shit goes down. Hopefully, you are wrong.

[Anonymous No.17789478]

>>17788744
This

[Anonymous No.17789552]

>>17785716
buy the dip

[Anonymous No.17789599]

>defeats Coronavirus with just one speech

Utterly based

[Anonymous No.17789638]

>>17785307
What do you not understand about drive-thru coofing stations?

[Anonymous No.17789660]

>>17785381
Except the cat has pump in asshole this time.

[Anonymous No.17789672]

>>17785641
Look at the total new cases by day you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.17789683]

>>17787929
1 trillion dollaridoos

[Anonymous No.17789684]

>>17785371
they injected 1.5 trillion. you sperg

[Anonymous No.17789727]

>>17785381

>This doesn't make sense at all

Welcome to investing

[Anonymous No.17790667]

>>17785720
This meme gave me a hearty kek

[Anonymous No.17791388]

>>17785307
It's the algos. They've been programmed to make bag holders out of everyone. They create a fake fomo scenario, retail investors buy, the algos dump. Rinse and repeat. Human stupidity is quantifiable and a certainty.

[Anonymous No.17791554]

>>17785307
It’s the final pump into the weekend. Come Monday everything will exit scam.

[Anonymous No.17791570]

>>17789684
Again with the cheat codes!

[Anonymous No.17791716]

I sold some Fedex to buy Netflix...336.30 USD +21.05 (6.68%)

Buy now frens

[Anonymous No.17791800]

>>17788969
I’m talking you with me.

High energy transfer.

[Anonymous No.17791827]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17791842]

>>17785307
Ever seen a Dead cat bounce? It'll drop more.

[Anonymous No.17791859]

>>17791388
They've done it literally every week now too. I KEEP seeing retards saying "oh durp must be the bottom time to buy the dip!" then come back crying not but 30 minutes later when the bottom drops out again.
Fucking HOLD your puts over the weekend and watch the blood red line on Monday.

[Anonymous No.17791872]

>>17791859
Monday? This is going to drop bit by bit till mid april

[Anonymous No.17791890]

>>17785690
It's why you can make good money investing if you have above average intelligence and patience combined with some knowledge

[Anonymous No.17792009]

>>17785491
We don't kiss and hug like the wops. Also, we drive our own cars everywhere and are more spread out. Also, getting hit a few weeks later into the warm season and after seeing what works and what doesn't, we're gonna make it. Many may die, but this isn't the one to take us under. Lots of people forgetting Trump thrives when facing a challenge

[Anonymous No.17792044]

>>17785339
nobody believes that shit, they just pretend like they believe other people believe that shit....but they don't. the markets are a game of confidence. everyone is just pretending like they understand everyone else is confident. we're all pretending.....until monday.

[Anonymous No.17792068]

>>17785561
Hell yeah

[Anonymous No.17792086]

>>17785307
because they want to dump on the fools again once he declares that he has coronavirus, the house always wins.

[Anonymous No.17792115]

I have some puts for 3/20 and got pumped on today. Wish me luck frens

[Anonymous No.17792258]

>>17785561
Funny because Google denied they had it. Trump problem saw a tweet about it in California and rolled with it.

[Anonymous No.17793211]

>>17789323
>>17789425
updated version

[Anonymous No.17793235]

>>17785508
based
Brrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.17793253]

>>17785561
>Trump has arranged a massive rollout of testing for Coronavirus thanks to Google

That was a lie though

[Anonymous No.17793694]

>>17785720
>that meme

[Anonymous No.17794130]

>>17785720
this is literally me when im looking at corona chan

[Anonymous No.17794196]

>>17785891
>>17785979
>>17786123
>>17786185
This is to grasp for circle jerking amerifags but it's true. USA health care generally sucks.

USA cost adjusted health care quality is on the level of Somalia. Italy actually ranks higher on general score without cost adjustments.

>Which is why everybody flies here for surgeries.
Not really true. The argument applies to those top surgeons who you can never affort. And even that only happens because many of the best foreign doctors go work to USA because they can rip off 100 fold margins. Per capita, more people probably go to Finland for surgeries and cancer treatments than to USA.

[Anonymous No.17794255]

>>17794196
To the general population, USA health care availability and quality is comparable to fucking post CCCP Poland and Estonia.

[Anonymous No.17794688]

>>17785307
Keynesian economics.