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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 15:59:30 No.17784120 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw bought 3500 GUSH while silly bears are celebrating
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>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:00:17 No.17784164 >DOW +1900 GOOD FUCKING LORD

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:00:27 No.17784175 BEAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:00:33 No.17784178 File: 7 KB, 247x250, 1571317646885s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW I BOUGHT THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:00:36 No.17784182 File: 121 KB, 830x738, 1519879276577.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GUSH BROS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:00:41 No.17784184 File: 13 KB, 325x325, 1508755940870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I DIDNT BUY THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:00:41 No.17784188 9.25 %

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:00:44 No.17784189 P U M P U M P I T T

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:00:52 No.17784197 File: 1.01 MB, 1410x737, FEGRHTJY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:00:52 No.17784198 WE DID IT BULLS BUG DOGS ARE BUYING AND HOLDING OVER THE WEEKEND

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:00:56 No.17784199 Almost forgot, news conference is still live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_WM_pMp0Hg

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:00:57 No.17784201 File: 531 KB, 800x450, 1580694272344.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] COME ON AND COOOF GOD DAMMIT

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:00:59 No.17784205 I'm ruined

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:00 No.17784207 >closing statement as bell rings pathetic

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:01 No.17784208 >>17784120 Friday 13 bear massacre

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:03 No.17784211 >>17784164 circuit breaker when ?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:05 No.17784212

Why are people happy about this? Its straight up manipulation. They are pumping 500 BILLION into the stock market at the same time as this to make it seem like its rising more.

Why are we pretending this is real? Its pure market manipulation and means nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:05 No.17784213 File: 17 KB, 516x398, bull alert.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hold on, what the fuck was that pump?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:05 No.17784214 I am financially saved

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:07 No.17784215 File: 216 KB, 1200x802, 1547524162433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AND WE ARE FUCKING BACK

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:18 No.17784228 WE CANT STOP THE BUYING >WE CANT STOP THE BUYING WE CANT STOP THE BUYING >WE CANT STOP THE BUYING

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:24 No.17784235 File: 397 KB, 600x580, 1558901952800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >+9.3% HOW WHY

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:26 No.17784236 THIS IS FREE MONEY! BUY DGX DGX GOOGLE BUY BUY BUY ITS SPIKING ALREADY FREE MONEY ALERT IM A POORFAG SO I CANT BUT SOMEONE ELSE HERE GET RICH PLEASE DONT BE AN IDIOT BUY NOW

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:26 No.17784237 File: 130 KB, 1080x1350, 1505859152706.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS FUCKING SHORT SQUEEZE A FUCKING HUGE SQUEEZE NEVER BEFORE SEEN

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:28 No.17784238 File: 155 KB, 1000x750, 1554554929149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE BEAR WILL BE BACK ON MONDAY

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:35 No.17784244 File: 123 KB, 1000x1000, 1584125340039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CANT BREAK 22K? TRY 24K

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:37 No.17784245 File: 46 KB, 221x207, 21CE4019-B8FA-4FD6-9630-5AD1ECC99B31.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TRUMP TURNING POINT

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:38 No.17784246 WHEN IS THE CEO OF McDONALDS GONNA SPEAK, I NEED MY McTESTER

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:41 No.17784248 >tfw i bought 30k worth of spy calls at the bottom before noon well that was easy money, literally just buy the dip bros

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:42 No.17784249 Why the fuck is it pumping? You guys can't actually believe that this is over.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:46 No.17784252 How is this almost recovered from yesterday? This is bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:52 No.17784257 IM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:58 No.17784260 File: 294 KB, 1920x1080, 1583721159805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Greedy bears got squeezed >Bull trap for Monday is set

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:01:59 No.17784261

THIS FUCKING 500B PUMP SHOVED A COCK SO FAR UP MY ASS THAT I SOLD MY SHORTS.

Fuck these fucking retarded CEO's. The interest rates need to be increased by the fed now (thanks to this money lending, recent interest rate cuts, and freeing up more money in the emergency). So now these FUCKING BULLS are gonna prance around like they won, but the problem has only been delayed!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:03 No.17784262 HE TIMED IT PERFECTLY WITH THE MARKET CLOSING THE CHEEKY COCK SUCKER

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:05 No.17784264 I just got fucking raped what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:08 No.17784268 File: 4 KB, 115x62, 1553004604715.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thank god i bought calls to hedge and pump and dumped roche while dumb niggers were still trying to figure out how to spell it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:11 No.17784270 imagine the millions of student loans gambled, now burnt to a crisp. Biden probably got a few more voters from this if those degenerates haven't killed themselves already

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:16 No.17784279 Trump is fucking demented, worse than Biden.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:17 No.17784277 File: 10 KB, 579x335, big.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHHHHHHH BEARBROS I MISSED THE FUCKING BOTTOM I'M RUINED 10% LOST ALREADY I DIDN'T BUY I DIDN'T BUY GOD DAMNIT NOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:23 No.17784289 File: 206 KB, 706x1024, NewCheekyOregairu2VisualRevealedinmegamimayissue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this the weirdest day we ever had? Look at the fucking DAX, look at the DOW What the fuck is going on? I have no idea anymore!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:29 No.17784296 File: 79 KB, 823x608, 1582651542872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bought 2 wmt after trump speech

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:36 No.17784300 Happening cancelled niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:38 No.17784305 >>17784249 Never underestimate the blind faith of brainless cattle

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:39 No.17784303 >>17784237 >tfw no le quirky compulsive attention seeking qt gf

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:40 No.17784308 Well at least crypto is pumping too, neutralizing my SQQQ and SPXU

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:44 No.17784311 feel bad for these cucks that think this was the dip wait til the bodies hit the floor

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:46 No.17784314 Please call up the mcdonalds CEO, we need to hear from him Trump

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:46 No.17784315 File: 449 KB, 750x674, 74ABFF76-BC1E-43E3-9915-E7217FAC5D20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784249

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:49 No.17784318
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I literally bought that cheap call before lunch, my very first option play ever. Just let GUSH pump to whatever profit I feel comfortable taking and roll with it?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:55 No.17784321 Oh fuck Monday is going to be a bloodbath

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:57 No.17784322 >>17784212 Actually the lot of you were saying the bounce yesterday was entirely because of the pump. Which is it?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:02:59 No.17784325 File: 141 KB, 1873x322, the bottom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BASED ANON WAS RIGHT

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:03:05 No.17784329 File: 85 KB, 323x497, 1583831164274.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784236 DGX DGX GOOGL GOOGL HE NAMED THEM IN THE PARTNERSHIP GO GET YOUR FREE MONEY

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:03:07 No.17784332 The apocalypse predictions for today were right, they were just backwards.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:03:10 No.17784336
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>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:03:13 No.17784337 File: 207 KB, 685x886, hazmat_smoke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wanted to dump SQQQ after Trump speech slump

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:03:32 No.17784341 Get out now this is a cat bounce All the things the market fears are still here

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:03:32 No.17784343 File: 551 KB, 1600x1067, smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he doubted Trump >he kept buying puts even after Trump said he was going to do something got my cheapies, especially a bunch of XOM

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:03:32 No.17784344
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>tfw I just witnessed literally the greatest stock market rally of all time. 10% in about 15 minutes all due to Trump speeking

I sold a shitton of Microsoft puts @ $150 expiring today. I was about to lose about $4k but instead they finish well out of the money. NICE!

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>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:03:40 No.17784351 >>17784300 You're right, the virus is gone because Trump made a speech. Fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:03:55 No.17784358 >>17784325 Def agree we hit the bottom this week or maybe next. We are pricing in a 19,000,000 death pandemic.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:03:55 No.17784359 ANSWER ME JANNY INSTEAD OF HIDING BEHIND DELETING AND BANNING. WHY WAS MY THREAD ABOUT MY INVESTMENTS DELETED??

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:03:55 No.17784361 I sold everything 3 weeks ago. Im not sure if i should buy back in after the weekend

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:03:58 No.17784364 >>17784249 PPT, you'd have to be a fucking retard to think that was organic We're hitting all the breakers on Monday

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:03:59 No.17784370 File: 1.39 MB, 2937x4086, 0d092d12499e5ce60aa2aa02ac4412a9587952d4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why was this literally all a corporate ad?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:00 No.17784368 >>17784249 We tricked the algos of the whales We goin 2 da mun

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:07 No.17784375
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Is all it takes to calm mass hysteria a press conference with a bunch of people speaking in calm voices and getting fake excited about a website?

I hope Monday is blood red, kek.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:08 No.17784377 >>17784248 Nice LARP faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:10 No.17784379 File: 271 KB, 892x535, 1584128812990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ISN'T 10% ENOUGH FOR YOU BULLS?!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:20 No.17784384 >>17784249 Its a trap. Some bears get too greedy, so they cause a short squeeze forcing things to go up just before options expire. Monday is going to be another blood bath.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:24 No.17784389
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>>17784208
Bears didn't listen. Black Friday is when everything's on sale. The crash of gold prices were the first indication that stocks are recovering, although slow. Friday the 13th's for the bears. Last laugh's on us bullchads.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:34 No.17784395 File: 27 KB, 216x398, 1582878746578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ONLY BULLS CAN POST FROM NOW ON IF YOU ARE A BEAR, PLEASE, KILL YOURSELF

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:38 No.17784401 Dgx why retards?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:40 No.17784402 File: 15 KB, 600x384, 1553450947576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bros this markets are rigged as shit, i'll liquidate and buy a lot of alcohol

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:45 No.17784407 >>17784318 lmao you bought $1 and it rose to $8, what are you going to do with the increase? Buy two big macs instead of one? Come on, those are rookie numbers. Grow a pair

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:52 No.17784409 okay so shit is closed think i can make an account and get in on trading by monday morning?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:53 No.17784411 File: 258 KB, 635x457, juliusend.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yay. Instead of making 16,000 dollars today I made 3,600.

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Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:55 No.17784415
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LMAO dumb bulls. Grocery stores are only now running out of supplies. Major companies everywhere are looking at losing 3 months of profit, at LEAST.

And you're happy about a small rebound lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:56 No.17784414 >>17784370 It's America I'm going to go enjoy some mcdonalds tomorrow to celebrate after sterilizing the burgers

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:04:56 No.17784416
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YOU UNDERESTIMATED HIS POWER!!!!!!! GET ON YOUR KNEES AND REPENT BOBO!

HE JUST BULLSHITTED HIS WAY OUT OF A RECESSION I’M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:01 No.17784420 HE FUCKED US ALL MY FUCKING PUTS NAME DROPPED ALL RETAIL GIANTS BUYING OIL AND BAIL OUTS FUCK MY PORTFOLIO IS A CRIME SCENE

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:01 No.17784421
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up 4.82%, portfolio still (largely) neutral, saw some disproportionate gains in some things, not sure where this is going but today is reassuring. GLD doing poorly has me questioning things. Hopefully low volatility in the coming week (yeah right) so I can return to spreadies and restructure port in the direction I want (bulle). Hope everyone feels good, has a great weekend, and stays safe!
This week we're going to a Romano's in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:06 No.17784426 >>17784341 This, pretty obvious this was a dead cat. Even before the market opened the futures were pointing towards this, there's absolutely no reason for anyone to think we're in a position to recover.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:09 No.17784427 >>17784402 wsbfag detected

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:12 No.17784429 >>17784120 trump is literally pajeet tier. coordinated pump during speech just to have those big green numbers on the screen as america watch. fucking pathetic lmao its gonna go back down monday

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:20 No.17784435 Post how much you earned with this 500 billion dollar pumping rally. Me: >0$

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:32 No.17784440 He literally held back on allowing NYC to do automated tests for a week so that he could save it for an announcement. How many people going untested till now because of that?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:34 No.17784444 File: 372 KB, 750x728, 1551664101764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >down 10% yesterday >up 10% today

>>	Credit Spread Officer Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:35 No.17784443 >they didn't listen when I told them we hit the bottom yesterday WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY YOU NEWFAGS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:35 No.17784446 I got some xom calls earlier in the week. will i be printing money soon?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:41 No.17784450 >the spirit and will of our nation is unbreakable You mean brrrrrrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:44 No.17784453 So this is all crashing on Monday again isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:51 No.17784458 WHY DID I BET AGAINST TRUMP WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING GOD NO PLEASE WHY

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:57 No.17784463 >>17784409 You should be able to buy after hours

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:05:57 No.17784464 >>17784421 +23% today kek down for week

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:06:05 No.17784468 some of those other nations aren't doing well at all

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:06:11 No.17784476 >DUMPED SQQQ A FEW MINUTES INTO SPEECH WHEN VIBE WAS POSITIVE >PUT IT ALL INTO GOOG AND COST >AT 3:59 TOOK THOSE PROFITS AND RE-BOUGHT CHEAPY SQQQ BLOODY MONDAY LET'S GO

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:06:12 No.17784475 File: 286 KB, 1488x1130, 1584129411046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784120

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:06:23 No.17784485 Literally swung big dick to get out otlf recession LOL

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:06:29 No.17784491 File: 7 KB, 225x225, 1552912592183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784453 yeah lol

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:06:37 No.17784495 File: 144 KB, 1000x1000, Dw4k0UeVYAYuV1f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784435 0$ Also lost 0$. So I was beating most people today I guess

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:06:41 No.17784499 File: 120 KB, 960x560, external-content.duckduckgo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784351 shut up FAGGOT we've got QUEST DIAGNOSTICS on this case!!!! GRANDMA IS SAVED!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:06:46 No.17784504 BULLCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:06:48 No.17784506 This is all a bull trap, bloody monday is around the corner

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:06:50 No.17784508 REFR MOON MISSION

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:06:54 No.17784510
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gongrats to whom buught the thursday dip, it was a great trade even if volatility would continue both ways for feww weeks. shiny metals and bitcorn (2000-2500 likely absolute bottom) selling off massive amounts

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:07:00 No.17784514 >>17784443 Pfft he thinks Monday won't be a bloodbath after Corona cases quadruple over the weekend. Plus imagine all the news about store shortages and shit. Black Monday next week guaranteed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:07:18 No.17784524 File: 1.18 MB, 998x1456, 126523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784238 probably

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:07:22 No.17784527 >>17784401 DGX already has a fucking choke hold on the whole medical lab industry they just amplified it... i'm thinking DGX is easy money for now

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:07:22 No.17784528 >>17784120 MRO has been a wild ride last 2 weeks boys

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:07:25 No.17784529 so im at the same level as i was 5 minutes from open. down 24ish percent which is about 1k. monday will be red.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:07:34 No.17784533 File: 202 KB, 1920x1080, 1583937074824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784453 >So this is all crashing on Monday again isn't it? kys bear

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:07:47 No.17784542 >>17784359 Probably because if everyone made a "help me invest guys" thread the board would be nothing but that

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:07:51 No.17784545 >>17784435 60 bucks, might go buy some scotch for monday's dump

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:07:54 No.17784547 >>17784325 Unironically, I bought yesterday hard. $50k, which is a big chunk for me, and went big on AMZN, GOOGL and XOM. Looking good so far. I don't even care if it goes red overall the next month. All are great companies and are good buys.!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:07:55 No.17784550 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I bought puts this morning

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:07:58 No.17784552 Does anybody on this board actually care about the fundamentals? The fact that all that has changed is we'll be doing drive through testing now is ridiculous, there's no way this can hold into next week.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:07:59 No.17784554 >>17784395 SORRY BUT NO BEAR WAS ALIVE TO READ THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:02 No.17784555 File: 34 KB, 392x402, 42c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i bought spy puts 2 min before close

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:03 No.17784556
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Bomb the freaking Wall street. STOP PUMPING THE BUBBLE KILL THIS GREEDY MORONS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

We schould cut the Backbones.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:06 No.17784560 that was apocalyptic for my short portfolio. saving grace was gush but overall the account is hosed. hodling and hoping the actual bear trend resumes next week

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:09 No.17784561 File: 33 KB, 510x225, 20200313_160738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:16 No.17784564 WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT DID ORANGE DO

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:16 No.17784565 >>17784453 It's over bearfags

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:21 No.17784570 >>17784407 Well, I am a rookie desu. But hey, I'll treat myself to something nice, why not!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:27 No.17784573 Imagine FOMO buying into this pump just to get raped on monday. I wish I could buy american puts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:32 No.17784581 File: 10 KB, 245x205, 1584129143740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784379 ANOTHER PAPER IN 2 HOURS!! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:33 No.17784579 Credit is going fucking wild Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:34 No.17784580 >>17784182 GUSH GUSH GUSH I only bought 400 for 0.55 this morning on a lark but it's fucking great. I'll look to buy more if it tanks on Monday as I think it will.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:37 No.17784584 File: 64 KB, 925x750, 1536764699060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where's that fucking EOD poll where everyone figured SPY would be <265 because /smg/ was entirely wrong

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:38 No.17784586 >>17784322 Its both. Its 1.5T at 500B a day.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:40 No.17784589

>>17784476
Bruv what trading platform do you use? Fidelity is such shit, it has limits on how fast you can trade, and most of your money doesn't go back into your account for like two days after you make a trade.

I'm thinking about going to TD Ameritrade, but yeah what you use?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:45 No.17784590 >>17784564 He just vaccinated the stock market.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:08:51 No.17784591 >>17784361 I'm not What has changed fundamentally?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:09:03 No.17784601 >>17784453 Sell off is already beginning lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:09:09 No.17784603 >>17784590 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:09:12 No.17784605 >>17784565 lmao, absolutely delusional. I suppose you said the same thing every other bull trap.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:09:15 No.17784607 >>17784407 They're is nothing wrong with gambling with lunch money at first to get a hang of things before diving in.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:09:15 No.17784608
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>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:09:30 No.17784619 >>17784453 Depends on if I close my shorts which were just fucked so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:09:31 No.17784620 Honest question to all zoomies who werent around in 2009. Why do you think the government and Fed will stand by and do nothing during a crisis like this?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:09:36 No.17784626 HOLY SHIT Whats going on? wasnt here the last hours and now this huge dildo Glad i took out my shorts this afternoon

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:09:41 No.17784627 File: 167 KB, 535x537, 12453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784120 lets enjoy while it lasts

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:09:43 No.17784628 File: 821 KB, 1006x607, 1584129780305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:09:45 No.17784631 File: 56 KB, 361x365, crying bear.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEARBROS RESOND. ARE YOU STILL WITH ME? I REPEAT, ARE YOU STILL WITH ME?!?!?!?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:09:53 No.17784634 >>17784561 Imagine shorting TRUMP'S ECONOMY

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:09:57 No.17784637 >>17784453 Monday or Tuesday, this isn't natural at all, everyone know that shit still don't hit the fan.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:10:02 No.17784640 Did Trump cure the disease?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:10:08 No.17784644
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>>17784361
>I sold everything 3 weeks ago.
>Im not sure if i should buy back in after the weekend

same, good job. I've got doomers like Mannarino and Gammon calling for much worse to come, but I'm not sure. If the market believes it's all corona, maybe they will delusionally start pumping. But what about REPO and what about OIL and what about ZIRP? It feels like it must go back down.
We need to remember that 2008 crash took and entire year to hit the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:10:20 No.17784648 >mystery meat basically blames Drumpf for the situation Fucking journos.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:10:37 No.17784655 >b-bull trap >d-dead cat oh no no no,COPE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:10:38 No.17784656 POST BULLS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:10:40 No.17784658 >please

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:10:40 No.17784660 >>17784601 QQQ AH 193.53 + 1.19 (+0.62%)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:10:45 No.17784662 i dont care if we go up or down i just hope you degenerate gamblers kill yourselves very soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:10:47 No.17784665 File: 208 KB, 1440x3120, Screenshot_20200313-130934.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My SQQQ and SRTY went to shit but at least Kratos did well, I bought at $11.24

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:10:48 No.17784666 MY AMD $100 SOON I’M GONNA NAKE IT

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:10:56 No.17784671 >>17784375 The fact that the market can be swung like this just goes to show how unstable it is. All it takes is some more bad news and we’ll be red again

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:10:58 No.17784672 >>17784640 Yes that's what the boomers believe.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:00 No.17784673 >>17784648 Her ass got shut down

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:01 No.17784675 File: 50 KB, 709x1024, 1583751072088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LH DGX GOOGL massive moon mission inbound. millions of these test contracts are going to be done as the virus spreads. thats guaranteed profits from gov contract

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:02 No.17784676 File: 2.28 MB, 418x474, 1581549787744.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784561 Short fish fry :)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:09 No.17784678 File: 999 KB, 2622x3288, 1342468837748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting a boner as large as those greens thinking about shorts the following dump to the ground again

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:10 No.17784679 >>17784564 BASED GEOTUS SLAYED EVERY BEAR ON THE STREET THEY ARE NOW RUGS AND STEAKS FOR PATRIOTIC BULLS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:12 No.17784681 Thank god it stalled. The counterattack begins next week, bearbros. Stay strong.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:12 No.17784684 >>17784631 I'm here but i'm shorting oil. where's the demand for oil, travel is practically banned globally. Trump said he'll be buying it but is that enough to prop it all up?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:18 No.17784691 >>17784631 I will hold SQQQ for as long as it takes. this pumped up market has to burst eventually

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:21 No.17784694 File: 1.05 MB, 1136x640, 41159ABB-9BD9-48A8-9C72-34BB46C97B18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >please.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:26 No.17784695 >>17784631 I'm not even worried. My options don't expire until 4/17, we have plenty of time to crash next week

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:29 No.17784699 >>17784631 Dont worry all this new testing Trump just announced will just show how much more widespread the virus is than people thought and it will all crash again

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:35 No.17784704 >>17784631 All the Bears are currently unavailable and checking into rehab. A LOT of cocaine has been ingested this past week.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:43 No.17784708 File: 46 KB, 589x429, smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784666 satan is on your side anon

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:48 No.17784711 > "previous administration did a very bad job with the swine flu" > covid-19 has 10x the cases

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:51 No.17784714 Imagine unironically that youre gaming an epidemic after pumping a dead cat bounce to make Trump look good in the weekend

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:57 No.17784716 >>17784631 i just lost everything....

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:58 No.17784717 Calm down if he keeps talking he'll eventually fuck up and then it will be all red.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:11:59 No.17784718 >b-but mr president pls answer more of my thoughts for my blog Jesus Christ that fucking libtard was so pissed off

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:00 No.17784719 Bros I hope you got the SSL yesterday up %25 today

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:04 No.17784721 >>17784626 Bear market moves, giving bulls signals.Whoever is making money right now is either too smart or too dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:05 No.17784722 File: 6 KB, 480x360, 1535513948666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784608 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Can anybody infect this insane Wallstreetbasterds? Spread the Shit spred the shit!

>>	SOXL_shill? Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:08 No.17784724 still banned?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:13 No.17784726 >>17784463 oh shit yeah? pretty new but i'd like to dick around rn literally got a fucking massive check today and wanted to play with a little of it any recommendations on who to use? i've seen some bs about rh

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:19 No.17784730 RIP FTSE >RIP FTSE RIP FTSE >RIP FTSE RIP FTSE >RIP FTSE RIP FTSE >RIP FTSE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:22 No.17784731 >>17784407 If it's literally his first trade than that was proof of concept You make a tiny model first before you make the full size one

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:30 No.17784735 File: 148 KB, 249x349, 1000x664.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784684 >shorting oil at the bottom

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:31 No.17784736 >>17784718 >libtards >people

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:31 No.17784737 File: 80 KB, 1200x675, 1583827719395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784584 /smg/ is entirely full of 2018 stock investor zoomers

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:32 No.17784738 >>17784589 robinhood but i'm actually trying to get out and use etrade instead

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:33 No.17784739

>down 10% one day
>up 12% the next day
this is reaching pajeet levels that shouldnt be possible lmao just print more money. this shit is the equivalent of that chink guy from tron saying that hes gonna put 1 billion into the ponzi contract
>bro we gonna print 500 billion!
the absolute state of our world, literally everything has turned into pajeet tier scamming

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:35 No.17784742 File: 53 KB, 1000x500, NvOjsIs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784656

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:41 No.17784746 Monday.......

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:43 No.17784747 I'm not an expert, but I dont think Pumping 1.5 trillion into the market is healthy? Does this worry anyone?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:44 No.17784748 >>17784699 Cheap puts coming in

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:12:51 No.17784751 >confidence in chink lies

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:13:16 No.17784767 >>17784721 Have to by honest, pulled out my shorts more by luck as anything before this shitstorm feeling comfy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:13:24 No.17784770 Stay patient SQQQ kings, it's just a bounce. Hold till Monday.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:13:31 No.17784777 >>17784737 Harder to make money from 2018 through 2020 than other times. I've seen two big dips already.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:13:32 No.17784778 File: 786 KB, 743x876, chirnwa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you swee chrinra haf maed twamendus pwogwesss, but bat stirr tastyy... ?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:13:41 No.17784780 >>17784246 McKek

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:13:43 No.17784782 >>17784608 totally natural growth btw.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:13:46 No.17784784 File: 67 KB, 1084x700, Screenshot 2020-03-13 at 20.13.02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/biz/ is gay and WRONG

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:13:49 No.17784788 amazing lady

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:13:53 No.17784791 File: 38 KB, 433x433, 1528051034930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PARTY ROCKERS IN THE CLUB TONIGHT

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:13:54 No.17784792 >>17784673 Satisfying.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:14:02 No.17784795 >>17784770 you do realize we got Jerome next week. He's literally going to introduce the bears to his fiscal policy.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:14:31 No.17784802

>>17784620
They are treating this exactly like 2008, and that is a huge fucking problem. They are actually killing the market right now. Look at how undersubscribed their failed repo bazooka is, holy shit people don't want to sell their godamn treasuries Jerome!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:14:32 No.17784804 File: 52 KB, 554x400, 1497486796343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784791

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:14:37 No.17784806 GREAT GENIUSES

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:14:38 No.17784808 >>17784711 You’re retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:14:40 No.17784809 File: 133 KB, 275x251, 1582839691287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU DECLARE A NATIONAL EMERGECNY AND SAY YOU'RE GOING TO TEST MORE PEOPLE AND THE MARKET SKYROCKETS???????????????????????????????

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:14:49 No.17784818 File: 15 KB, 326x326, saudi-prince-pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784681 Yes when Merkel announces that she's going to let Putin use the Nordstream pipeline

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:14:54 No.17784821 >>17784377 ngmi

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:14:57 No.17784823 File: 1.58 MB, 1200x787, drg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guess on how long till the US/Mexico/Canada border shuts off?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:15:10 No.17784828 >>17784770 Yeah I sold at like 28 when it started coming back down. I think we might actually be green on monday.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:15:14 No.17784829 bearbros, what do we do now?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:15:28 No.17784836 >>17784628 I love the meme but this was a giant ad for core American companies more than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:15:29 No.17784834 Waited until the last second to splurge on puts. Can't wait for Monday!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:15:29 No.17784835 File: 99 KB, 746x512, 1557062220464.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784809

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:15:30 No.17784837 >>17784802 the 1% interest rate cut will help out average americans too. Hope you have lots of money tied up in equities.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:15:35 No.17784839 >>17784120 anyone else buy sqqq at 28 dollars an hour before the conference and sell at 29.50 ten minutes before it started? anyone else 300 iq like me on here.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:15:38 No.17784841 So I thought AYTU was doing testing but now it’s Roche?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:15:39 No.17784842 File: 404 KB, 1000x1000, 5040B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] damn im surprised nobody else here cares about buying LH and DGX given the news that just broke. oh well

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:15:43 No.17784845 Futures are stalling. Its not over Bearbros. Stay strong kings.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:15:49 No.17784849 File: 17 KB, 495x362, 1546660692524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCK BEAR BROS I LOST HALF MY MONEY IN LIKE TEN MINUTES

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:00 No.17784857 >mfw scooping up SQQQ at $23.64 seconds before close only wish i couldve gotten more shares

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:04 No.17784859 File: 41 KB, 659x164, nut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you thanked them yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:05 No.17784860 PUMP IS OVER STILL NOT FALLING

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:05 No.17784861 >>17784829 Wait a few days for major cities to go on lockdown I guess. I don't know how we'll last.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:15 No.17784870 >>17784809 The market skyrockets because everyone thought it would dump. The point is taking money from others not following the news.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:17 No.17784871 >>17784834 I wish I waited too, but Monday is going to be crazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:17 No.17784872 wtf happened?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:18 No.17784873 >>17784829 figure out the secrets of the parking lots

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:20 No.17784876 >>17784726 I think a lot of the RH posting here is memes. I use it because I’m still fairly new. E-Trade would seem like another place to look. I’m not the anon to ask so hopefully others are able to help you out better than I can.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:21 No.17784877 >>17784809 it makes no fucking sense lol, i made 38% on my money in GUSH which almost made up for the bath i took in SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:28 No.17784879 >>17784809 Only some people lmao.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:28 No.17784881 CHEVRON LETS DOOO THIIIS MOOOOOOOOOOOOO >>17784778 Not looking bad in profile...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:29 No.17784882 >>17784829 Laugh and cheer next week

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:31 No.17784884 >>17784839 (only edited share number) 03/13/2020 Sell Trade Details SQQQ PROSHARES ULTRAPRO SHORTQQQ XXX $29.65

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:32 No.17784885 >>17784802 Also, the 2008 crisis is still too fresh in people's minds. They can't get away with bailing out the banks again.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:33 No.17784887 They are trying SOOO hard to keep SPY up lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:35 No.17784890 File: 81 KB, 1024x758, 1559692650352m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784829 Hibernate bro. Itll be a short one.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:46 No.17784899 >>17784839 Same but even higher IQ and holding till Monday's bloodbath

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:50 No.17784902 The press conference gave people the feeling things are getting under control when really all they announced is that they are close to having a system to figure out just how fucked we actually are

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:51 No.17784904 >>17784839 The amount of shares you would have had to buy to make any significant amount of profit already meant you had a serious amount of capital at your disposal.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:52 No.17784905 Is SLV at a good price or did it dump for a reason?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:16:57 No.17784908 This shit is coordinated, no way its just the market buying, maybe they want to prop for the weekend and signal everythings good and carry on, a dump before the weekend would have just resulted in a bigger dump on monday

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:01 No.17784911 >non-mandatory testing yeah I don't see how this can backfire, they have not learned from china or korea

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:03 No.17784912 File: 356 KB, 1280x960, Boy_shepard_from_Karnataka_India.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784770 o-ok

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:11 No.17784915 >>17784839 >>17784476

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:12 No.17784917 >>17784872 Jared and Mnuchin yelling at Fed to pump liquidity thats what happened

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:12 No.17784918 >>17784857 about 24 here, hold on bro

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:16 No.17784920 >>17784884 only pink ids will make it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:20 No.17784922 File: 196 KB, 500x500, 1445907924324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784872 Trump won again.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:24 No.17784924 File: 1.26 MB, 1446x1012, 1583721102001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SIXTY DAYS NO CRUISES NO FLIGHTS FROM EUROPE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:24 No.17784925 >>17784861 yeah its good they start testing but theres nothing that will stop the spread except for total lockdown

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:33 No.17784930 >>17784737 What a fun time winter 2018 was! This was less fun. Glad I grabbed SOME cheapies. I want more though...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:37 No.17784935 I lost all of my gains from this week. FUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:37 No.17784936 what a clown market

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:38 No.17784934 >>17784902 identification of cases is the #1 way to stop spread.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:44 No.17784942

>>17784684
Forget oil, an integrated major can take a refinery offline for maintenance and upgrades at much lower cost, so an Exxon Mobil XOM can buffer crude price shock. XOM is WAY oversold BEFORE the virus panic, it's a Wall Street pariah but SOMEBODY has been buying it heavily here at the bottom.
>>17784120

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:50 No.17784944

>>17784440
Potentially none because the test samples could be being stored
I'm having a hard time phrasing it but what um saying is potentially at worst may be he caused a backlog if testing actually was delayed for politics

>but how long are the samples viable?
Days at room temperature forever if refrigerated

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:51 No.17784945 For real though that was some serious 300 IQ 4D chess by trump to shit on bears, posponing the conference for 30 damn minutes and stuttering like hell in the first part of the presentation

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:52 No.17784947 Dont worry bears just a dead baby bounce

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:52 No.17784948
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Not really surprise it jumped after yesterday's huge dump.
Combination of an expected bounce after a huge drop and these presidential ads and other government actions to ward off the drop.
Monday is going to be either crab mode or blood red. This fall is just warming up

>>17784802
This.
And 08 was essentially halted through money printing. We never left that recession.
They can't pull that kind of a rabbit from their hat anymore. The amount of money needed for a noticeable effect is simply too much.
This market is going to dive so deep it's going to dwarf anything but the great depression of the 20s.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:17:54 No.17784949 File: 345 KB, 607x608, mumu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quick bearbros, buy rope while it's cheap.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:18:05 No.17784956 >>17784837 Lmao literally go fucking look at the b3 spread dude. Equities are garbage, it's fucking over, the banks are holding out for straight fucking cash money, they want QE 4 ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:18:09 No.17784960 >>17784872 Some people took a lot of money from some very predictable people.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:18:09 No.17784961 >puts expire 1+ weeks from now >some STILL printing despite the pump confident going into next week and beyond.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:18:09 No.17784962 File: 387 KB, 680x708, a09.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MY SPY PUTS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:18:27 No.17784969 No one wants to be short over the weekend ofcourse the dow is mooning. Trump knew this now he can take credit for "saving" the stockmarket

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:18:27 No.17784970 >>17784735 bottom? There's a literal oil war occurring at the moment between america/russia/saudi arabia.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:18:34 No.17784974 >>17784911 Wait non mandatory? The average fucking burger wont go in till they keel over. How is this a solution to finding out about community spreading?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:18:43 No.17784976 File: 145 KB, 344x342, bog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cruise line industry Let it fucking die they dont need help. its a fucking luxury, healthcare is a human necessity

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:18:44 No.17784977 >>17784904 you can buy tons of shares and sell in the same day with margin. If you have a long orientated portfolio it's not even risky.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:18:49 No.17784978 >>17784809 Uhhhhh It already was an emergency DECLARING IT JUST MEANS MORE FUNDING TO FIGHT IT HOW IS THAT NOT BULLISH?!?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:18:55 No.17784982 >>17784829 I'm getting out on the close of the next red candle. I can't do this anymore. I can't even sleep well.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:19:02 No.17784985 File: 22 KB, 360x360, 1583002294690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784809 Be Greedy When Others Are Fearful

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:19:13 No.17784992 >>17784829 wait for monday. you think this pathetic desperate money printing will somehow reverse the trend? lmao this rally was nothing but a desperate attempt for trump to have his 2020 run by putting big green numbers next to his speech

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:19:14 No.17784994 File: 130 KB, 1440x1530, Screenshot_20200313-151753~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 7 more months till millionaire

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:19:17 No.17784996 >>17784631 Its just a short squeeze, everybody will sell monday, we had green days on crashes, plus still dow 23k, this changes to 19k on monday

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:19:24 No.17784998 >>17784948 Hey hey hey a lot of us can see this coming, but its going to be bullish in the short term. Wait for the bulls to peak, and pick up that sweet sweet $18-20 SQQQ and get ready anon

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:19:34 No.17785004 >>17784885 I thought that as recently as 4 days ago, now literally everybody is clamoring for them to print as fast as they fucking can.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:19:45 No.17785008 >>17784970 America stockpiling oil will keep the price of US shale afloat while the Saudis and the Russians will deplete their reserves. I had an order for XOM at $34 today that never got filled but I'm wishing I bought it at $35

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:19:59 No.17785012 File: 21 KB, 484x382, l1485646706060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >they think they won't have a peak

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:20:02 No.17785015 >>17784969 No everyone thought nobody would want to keep bags on a Fryday 13th so they trapped them and squeezed them real good.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:20:17 No.17785021 File: 44 KB, 640x597, 1581483929554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784985 YOU SMUG ANIME BITCH THIS IS A DEAD CAT BOUNCE I HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT YOU'RE GOING TO SEE A CRIMSON RED MONDAY

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:20:18 No.17785023

>>17784947
>Dropped 2300 pts yesterday,
>Up almost 2000 today,
>Supply chains still dead
>no vaccine for months
>quarter earnings for almost all companies gonna shit the bed for at least 2 quarters,
>Apple and MSFT already confirming lowering guidance
>Bulls are pretending they won.
Bulls are such pathetic copers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:20:20 No.17785025 File: 10 KB, 251x242, jhgkj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > trump shilling a bunch of company on TV > boomers immediately fomo in > tfw stock market is even more retarded than crypto

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:20:23 No.17785026 File: 51 KB, 556x314, Main Michael Douglas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784985 Should be fearful when everyone is being greedy!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:20:38 No.17785032 >>17784890 Why does she look disgustingly fat on the right, but real sexy on the left? Is this just a change in outfits, or is this the power of architecture?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:20:50 No.17785039 File: 49 KB, 904x583, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784976 >let it die You mean let it dip.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:20:52 No.17785042 >>17784589 Tdameritrade will do this but you get a little "bruh dont round trip you degenerate" popup but you already know about pattern daytrading restrictions I hope

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:20:54 No.17785044 >>17784876 tyvm! i'll ask next general

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:01 No.17785047 $300 spy next week!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:02 No.17785048 >>17784996 Fingers crossed. >EMERGENCY! >We built a website.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:05 No.17785050 >peak >several months Rev up those puts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:07 No.17785051 >>17785012 Depends heavily on weather and behavior. China got hit in January Europe got hit in February Some climates in USA may not have a problem like the south.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:07 No.17785052 How convienent, leveraged bear certs are again not tradeable

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:10 No.17785054 File: 42 KB, 564x578, 1584030624517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784994 Happy for you bullbro.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:13 No.17785056 I knew the pump was coming at 3:30 and I still bought puts before 3:30 :(

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:23 No.17785060 >>17785008 Concur oil bears will be defunct now

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:23 No.17785061 >>17784809 no exactly. you casually namedrop a bunch of corporations responsible for handling the situation and then give the mic to their representatives to flex on national television

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:25 No.17785063 I can’t wait to hear Schiff tonight on the pod cast. He loves this stupid brain dead bullshit run by the FED.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:25 No.17785064 Can you not buy GUSH on wealthsimple?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:32 No.17785069 >>17784802 Current situation should be treated just like 1987 Black Monday, since it's literally a moment when every single country loses right now. At 2008 at least there was positive economies(China/India)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:33 No.17785070 File: 52 KB, 701x340, FED-repo-chart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784120 >this is completely sustainable

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:39 No.17785071 >>17784924 Oh damn I wanted a cheap all inclusive cruise...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:42 No.17785073 >>17784994 >Buying calls on an etf that's doing a reverse split and has only gone down for 5 years Certified retarded

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:45 No.17785077

>>17784120
It will prbly go red overall during the next two weeks, but rmbr boys, the stock market is a casino. The house doesn’t like tossing handfuls of cash over to wage cucks who just buy SPY puts without knowing what the really are.

When some retard is having a good night doing dumb things at the black jack tables, the pit boss comes over and convinces them to start drinking and putting money on the progressive betting slots for even bigger wins.

This is the banks punishing you double digit IQs who got in without any financial background knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:46 No.17785079 THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN lol made back about $25K today BASED TRUMP

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:47 No.17785078 >>17784985 market just rallied 12% in 1 day with greedy retards thinking they are buying the bottom and you say that lmao enjoy the next leg down to 2100. congrats on buying the "dip"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:51 No.17785080 >>17785021 Honestly starting to hate that pic.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:21:54 No.17785082 Made 15k yesterday, and only a measly 3.5 today.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:22:00 No.17785085 >>17785063 What podcast?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:22:04 No.17785087 >>17785021 >IME BITCH THIS IS A DEAD CAT BOUNCE I HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT YOU'RE GOING TO SEE A CRIMSON RED MONDAY I bought so much dip this week. I also bought a year's supply of toilet paper.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:22:06 No.17785088 >>17785063 I'll give you a preview: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:22:10 No.17785091 File: 39 KB, 193x108, NINETEEN HUNDRED EIGHTY FIVE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/M9L0Y9VbZG0

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:22:12 No.17785094 File: 2.90 MB, 636x341, 1584036900611.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK YOU BULL BROS

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:22:18 No.17785097 File: 105 KB, 750x740, 1538423654199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH EVERYONE!!!! WWOOOHHHOOO THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:22:22 No.17785098 can anyone recommend an android app for viewing charts? robinhood is a total joke used to use yahoo finance but it's been having problems with my phone lately

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:22:26 No.17785100 File: 498 KB, 800x800, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOCKS ARE THE NEW CRYPTO BUY THE AMDCOIN

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:22:26 No.17785101 >>17784974 the fact that this shit spreads with people that don't show any symptoms tells how fucked the US is going to be with trumps solution.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:22:40 No.17785106 >>17785021 I don’t believe so, actually. This was all panic because oil prices (now propped up) and trump downplaying a crisis (now looks like he’s taking it seriously)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:22:48 No.17785109 File: 21 KB, 423x245, dividends are your fren.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17785079

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:22:53 No.17785112 >well Ping what can I say, but FUCK CHINKS how does he get away with it?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:23:05 No.17785118 >>17785032 Pre and post breeding?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:23:14 No.17785123 What a retarded question: "why does it affect older people more" Jesus christ why is this guy even allowed to ask anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:23:17 No.17785124 >>17785064 I think foreigners can’t buy 3x ETF.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:23:19 No.17785125 >>17785100 crypto is the new stocks

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:23:21 No.17785126 >>17784870 This and it's after hours in the rest of the world, meaning foreign traders couldn't add more shorts to the bearish push. Trump and the Fed are fuckin bastards.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:23:36 No.17785130

>>17784948
>They can't pull that kind of a rabbit from their hat anymore. The amount of money needed for a noticeable effect is simply too much.

Why not? If they're willing to go like Japan or China or even Europe stopping short sellers, and just do literally *anything* it takes to make sure numbers go up, then they can make the numbers go up.

Long term, quality of life will continue to decline. people will be worse off than their parents and vote for the next Trump or Bernie.

They'll never realize that these bailouts save increasingly incompetent companies that are gradually less productive. They'll just blame the rich.

They can do it, it'll just fuck the country in the long run.

Seems like they're reactive rather than proactive in their fed pumps, so I'll wait for another dump and then sell my puts before they pump it back.

If they're actually taking things seriously, they *might* be able to slow the spread of the virus through contact tracing, but it'll probably be a couple weeks till we see if it's effective.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:23:37 No.17785131 fucking boomers

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:23:40 No.17785132 If I close my SQQQ and SPXU I'll get a third strike from Schwab on pattern day trading but it might be worth it to jump ship with at least some gains from earlier in the week. Fuck this fucking shit market mother fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:23:42 No.17785134 File: 304 KB, 770x775, 1583953087851.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bobobros report

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:23:42 No.17785135 File: 70 KB, 747x716, 473FC8D4-11FE-4658-B83F-C98AB566881F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Wallmart parking garage ghetto home made emergency plan LMAO PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY BUYING

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:23:45 No.17785136 >>17784902 watch for: - grocery store riot videos this weekend - sick people next weekend - dead people after that- - supply chain failure after that - layoffs after that - housing crash after that

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:23:57 No.17785146 >>17785123 Fuck boomers tho

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:24:05 No.17785150 >>17785094 Good show

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:24:21 No.17785158

>>17784978
The government is now losing its reserves. It's bearish because the federal reserve is going to have to increase interest rates to make this back. (not accounting for the 1.5 trillion they've already spent). Interest rates have already been slashed due to this recent freefall, and thats why you think everything is bullish right now. It's not. This is the exact thing that happened leading into 1980s and 2008. If we don't start increasing rates and stopping the money printing, the US (and all the currencies linked to ours) will experience extreme inflation. The inflation will look like bullish markets on the short term, but is really a bubble. The bad news is increasing the interest rates could start a new recession, but if we don't do anything - the hyper inflation will be worse than any recession can be.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:24:32 No.17785159 >>17784589 Not him I'm on E-trade but they just got bought by I think Morgan Stanley. Actually I was originally on optionshouse or something like that but they got bought by etrade.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:24:43 No.17785163 based hot girl btfoing the chinks

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:24:45 No.17785165 File: 12 KB, 300x300, 1581537949503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17785123 lmao what a jackass thought he was being smart too

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:24:47 No.17785167 >>17785134 Here. Dont know how much i lost yet, but fucking lord lets pray for a red monday.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:24:49 No.17785170 >>17785132 >>17785134 I rebought in on the low, while Trump's corporate cock sucking was temporarily good for the market it's clear this country is still retarted and coronachan will have her day

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:24:51 No.17785174 File: 121 KB, 1616x909, 1553451678298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17785134 sitting on cash and comfy, can't wait for the monday drop

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:24:52 No.17785173 File: 5 KB, 365x127, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOOOOO MY PUTS that I bought at the last second

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:24:56 No.17785177 >>17785135 >LMAO PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY BUYING It's because monday is going to be brutal.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:24:57 No.17785178 >>17785123 Not gonna lie when Trump clowned him for saying the name wrong, then Fauci clowned him for being a dumbass, was just priceless

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:25:01 No.17785181 >>17785134 it's over

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:25:21 No.17785188 >>17785130 BAN SELLING ASAP banning shorting is just a halfway meaure, lets make it go up

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:25:25 No.17785189 >BOOMER REMOVER oh I guess I’d better take this seriously T. Blompf

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:25:27 No.17785190 Fuck europe is not trading for much longer, got into shorts right at the top of DAX but who knows how its goes at monday, cant pump another 8% can it?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:25:29 No.17785191

>>17785130
>If they're actually taking things seriously, they *might* be able to slow the spread of the virus through contact tracing, but it'll probably be a couple weeks till we see if it's effective.

We'll see though.

If it has spread enough, they may not be able to end it without shutdowns.

I'm starting to think they can intervene to pump the market as much as Trump wants, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:25:32 No.17785192 That secret service guy in the background.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:25:34 No.17785196 >>17785124 that really sucks cause i wanted to drop 10k on it at $0.56 today.. Fuck I coulda been set for life. Being a leaf is fucking cancer

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:25:40 No.17785199 >>17785025 Boomers literally depend on stock market gains to get their pensions. They don't have any other choice. God I fucking hate boomers so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:26:03 No.17785209 File: 644 KB, 827x960, 2125694-teddiep4g.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17785134

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:26:12 No.17785214 File: 220 KB, 1440x3120, Screenshot_20200313-132528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17785134 hodl the sqqq

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:26:23 No.17785219 >>17785135 >Shartmart is saving America Based

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:26:25 No.17785221 >we have 40 Yeah because you're not testing lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:26:29 No.17785222 Hahahaha get fucked negress

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:26:36 No.17785225
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>supply chains destroyed
>debt bubble about to pop
>oil in a state of limbo
>china attacking the US
>italy on the verge of collapse
>trump has corona
>fed out of options
>market goes up 9.5% because of parking lots

I JUST LOST 90K WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:26:36 No.17785226 12 minutes we filled a thread, wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:26:41 No.17785227 TRUMP JUST SHIT ON THAT REPORTER

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:26:49 No.17785229 File: 1.13 MB, 337x250, PILLS HERE.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784823

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:26:57 No.17785231 >>17785134 GUSH and hodling SQQQ Always winning

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:27:25 No.17785242 >>17785222 >>17785227 what happened

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:27:40 No.17785250 >>17785231 Honestly, same holding USO and SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:27:43 No.17785251 latin american reporter hot af

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:27:56 No.17785258 Sooooo How do I build a bunch of indicators into a backtest-able system for detecting when a reversal is real and has started a new trend?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:02 No.17785259 Stupid blonde broad

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:02 No.17785260 Wait how can you make money by the market doing badly???

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:05 No.17785261 >>17785242 a GREAT JOB

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:07 No.17785262 >>17785124 >>17785196 Nah we can buy most of them (SQQQ for example), but WealthSimple doesn't list stonks or ETFs that aren't CDIC listed – we can't actually buy Disney of all companies

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:07 No.17785264 >>17785196 I’m talking out my ass but I think I heard 2x was ok for Canadians. People say that Monday will be bad so buy it cheaper then if possible; I’m waiting to drop a couple hundred bucks on it at 0.50.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:20 No.17785265 >muh italian heritage

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:22 No.17785267 >>17785134 Getting pretty nervous but I'm holding my puts

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:34 No.17785268 >>17784842 >just look at these source URLs im sharing

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:40 No.17785271 GUYS GUYS JUST REMEMBER EARNINGS REPORTS ARE AROUND THE CORNER WE CAN STILL CRASH THIS CIRCUS AND BE MAD RICH BOBOBROS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:45 No.17785273 >>17785258 You dont

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:48 No.17785275 >>17785132 pattern day trading? what the hell is that any why is it a strike

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:48 No.17785276 >>17785242 avoided the question why he fired the pandemic response team

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:54 No.17785281 >>17785242 >negress: B-BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BUREAUCRATS WE SPECIALLY ASSIGNED FOR PANDEMICS >trump: so?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:55 No.17785282 >>17784934 Identification in of itself does nothing, those identified then have to be isolated and potentially treated which is where the problems really start

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:28:59 No.17785283
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>>17785134
increased testing doesn't open factories.
increased testing doesn't lift travel bans.
increased testing doesn't cure the virus.
increased testing won't do shit.

bulls are fucking retarded. they're acting like this is the first time it's pumped during all this. i would ask them, what happened after the pump? oh that's right, it didn't do any of the things listed above that would actually address the fundamental issue which is a breakdown of the global capitalist consumer structure.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:29:02 No.17785286 >>17785271 priced in

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:29:18 No.17785292 >>17785260 Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:29:45 No.17785301 File: 52 KB, 534x800, happy waving bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17785260

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:30:05 No.17785309
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>>17784998
Just pointing out some facts of life. Everyone with a calm brain can see how fucky the situation is, but I can also see a lot of panicky bearbros.
People have a wrong timeframe when looking at this. Stonks move at a way lower speed and I think people easily forget this.
It's a bouncy way to the bottom.

>>17785130
Because this is also about faith in the market, not just money printing.
When the money printing numbers start hitting double digit trillions in the news, everyone is going to start questioning the system and the dollar itself.
Also then there's the subject of consumer prices getting completely out of hand due to inflation etc..
I mean yeah they could technically do it, but it would basically change the entire economic system to some weird ass planned economy tier semi-communism like China where you're not allowed to sell or pull your money out.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:30:07 No.17785310
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>>17785231
>>17785250
>bullish in oil
Why do people do this? Russia and Saudis are not stopping this any time soon. Russia is intentionally trying to bankrupt US oil companies and they will succeed, just watch the dominoes fall, then buy the survivors.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:30:07 No.17785311 >>17785275 hownew.ru

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:30:15 No.17785313 >>17785134 It's ogre.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:30:28 No.17785316 So seems like people expect Monday to be red. So it's 65% it's green with a dump happening unexpectedly sometime in the week.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:30:34 No.17785319 >>17785260 you sell your shares to bagholders

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:30:47 No.17785324 >>17785283 US has closed factories?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:30:48 No.17785323 >>17785311 he's been here since sticky

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:30:57 No.17785326 >>17785260 Inverse ETF's, shorting, and puts

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:30:59 No.17785328 All we need now is for trump to call up his bestie Putin and end this Saudi Russia troll shit and GUSH is fucking back baby

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:31:11 No.17785331 >>17785199 the pensions were already fucked before this and were running on BBB garbage debt soon to downgraded to junk If we have to bail out these fucking insane pensions that we will never see.... god help me

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:31:17 No.17785332 File: 334 KB, 1280x800, 8548725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Trump is handling this perfectly, anyone that says otherwise is being brainwashed by the liberal media.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:31:17 No.17785333 >Trump listening to experts. I don't even regret my puts, nobody could have predicted this.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:31:27 No.17785341 >>17785283 cope more bobo

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:31:49 No.17785349 >women with mics

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:31:51 No.17785353 Clown market.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:31:55 No.17785354 >>17785316 literally can't use that thinking cause a lot of bulls here think it's going to be green lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:32:05 No.17785357 that question dodge

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:32:09 No.17785359 how low can futures fall from here? can we get -15% over the weekend?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:32:10 No.17785360 >>17785134 GUSH and SQQQ over the weekend.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:32:17 No.17785362 >>17785324 china, and european factories haven't even begun to feel the effects.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:32:32 No.17785370 HE FUCKED UP HE FUCKED UP HE FUCKED UP HE FUCKED UP HE FUCKED UP

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:32:34 No.17785372 >>17785324 95% of drugs and medical supplies come from china.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:32:38 No.17785374 TRUMP HAS CORONA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:32:43 No.17785377 >>17785310 I'm just really long on oil because while Russia can bring prices down tremendously low neither the Saudis or Russians can sustain sub $40 prices for that long

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:33:01 No.17785387 >>17785264 Then if GUSH is out of the question, what are my other options? Fuck these americans making free cash

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:33:12 No.17785391 >>17785324 US businesses rely on chinese factories which are short staffed or closed

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:33:15 No.17785392 >don't get tests if you're asymptomatic >I was going to get a test anyway

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:33:15 No.17785393 File: 38 KB, 500x500, (9).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should we buy Target stocks?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:33:23 No.17785395

>>17785283
All the markets wanted was a comprehensive response from the government. Maybe something similar to South Korea,

Everybody knows it will take months for this virus to pass and the numbers will spike,

You are literally a retard if you think the market wouldn't spike when this was going to be announced

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:33:32 No.17785399 Women shouldn't be allowed anywhere in the workforce, especially the media

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:33:36 No.17785401

>>17785158
It’s not that EVERYTHING is bullish, it’s that everything was extremely bearish and suddenly trump is taking a crisis seriously that he previously said might not even happen. Everyone could see the federal government was blowing it, and now they’re showing they’re more on top of it than previously thought. They’re using emergency funding in a fucking emergency.

Everything he’s done on this up until now was dumb as hell now there’s some reason to think it’s not still being thought of as a nothingburger.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:33:42 No.17785402 File: 767 KB, 4085x2175, 2352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17785332

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:33:57 No.17785406 >>17785377 >>17785377 Last time there was an oil war it lasted for quite a few months.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:34:03 No.17785414 >>17785310 I'm actually rooting for the ruskies in this one. American oil companies got too cocky.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:34:12 No.17785420 Sold out of SPY and GUSH Awaiting the bear on Monday.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:34:19 No.17785421 >>17785387 >NEW Surely the Canadian must have energy bull etfs and if not you guys must have oil companies that you can buy on the low

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:34:21 No.17785422 >>17785283 increased testing doesn't fix the REPO market increased testing doesn't undo 10 years of ZIRP increased testing doesn't stop the OIL price war increased testing doesn't save international supply lines

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:34:25 No.17785423 Of course the media has to scare the public more by forcing Trump to talk about the picture, shocking

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:34:36 No.17785430 >>17785362 >>17785372 >>17785391 I know but right now only NY is on lockdown there or it's worse?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:34:37 No.17785429 >>17785178 Wat? What happened?! I missed everything fun today!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:34:37 No.17785431 Tell me why i shouldnt go balls deep into leveraged bear etfs now, can still buy some for a few minutes

>>	Euranon Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:34:43 No.17785432 >>17784724 Hey bro

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:34:53 No.17785436 >>17785395 this they wanted an end to the incompetence

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:35:40 No.17785459 >>17785273 Wat But Isn’t that what traders do?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:35:47 No.17785464 File: 52 KB, 742x720, 1528676036918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17785402 Sorry friend, I don't mean to lower board quality with low quality watermarked images

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:35:57 No.17785469

>>17785196
Just get another broker and pay their trading commissions. It makes zero sense to buy US stocks when you're paying a 1% currency transaction fee both ways. Wealthsimple Trade is only good for investors or people fucking around with a $500 account.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:35:57 No.17785470 >>17785387 If people aren’t doing GUSH, it seems that most are doing USO. Hopefully someone else answers cause GUSH is the only one I’ve been looking at.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:35:59 No.17785471 >>17785431 Because ur fucking 4 weeks late and its eternal bull from here on out

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:36:13 No.17785477 >>17785406 Yeah, I'm fine with that, and I expected that it would take at least 5-6 months until I see the gains I want

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:36:28 No.17785482 >>17785436 >>17785395 >LARPing like there was ever any incompetence

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:37:05 No.17785496 >>17785471 yeah like every other day since 4 weeks

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:37:11 No.17785499 who else is trying to catch corona so the isolation makes sense?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:37:11 No.17785500 File: 109 KB, 929x768, 1567048650682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so we crab for couple of days then Tom Hanks dies and we slide to 15k. wdyt?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:37:13 No.17785501 >>17785393 Yesterday yes Today... unknown

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:37:15 No.17785502 >>17785470 I mean you can go with actual companies like HAL, RDS.B, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:37:15 No.17785503 >>17785196 im a leaf and i put 2 grand on GUSH at .54 cents

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:37:21 No.17785507
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>>17785134
I got SQQQ'd today, but I still think it's going down. Lunch time today, the streets around my financial district were fucking empty. Restaurants and stores that normally have lines stretching out had a handful of customers only. It's not over.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:37:29 No.17785514 File: 131 KB, 709x1024, 1583710060191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >VIX still over 50 Its just beginning

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:37:41 No.17785517 >>17785430 all of this has been happening without US lockdowns. lockdowns would make it worse, but this isn't happening contingent on lockdowns anon. see >>17785283

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:37:45 No.17785521 How bad was it Bobos. Post your loss porn. I know some of you faggots got completely raped on your puts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:37:51 No.17785524 File: 33 KB, 500x346, wee todd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17785392 hes the president of the united states and has to meet with people all the time imagine being this much of a retard. pic related, its you

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:38:05 No.17785530 >>17785499 I'm gonna catch it so my early death makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:38:07 No.17785531 SNSS anon finally made it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:38:13 No.17785535 >>17785500 He does have diabetes. hmm

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:38:18 No.17785536 >>17785477 THIS, i got nothing but time

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:38:21 No.17785539 >>17785430 Only a small area of NY is locked down for now but most places are banning large gatherings pretty much all sports and entertainment are shutting down

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:38:26 No.17785542 >>17785310 Because prices are low Although it's probably just unreasonable bulling just like there was unreasonable panicking

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:38:33 No.17785543 Where is new make new i'm busy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:38:37 No.17785544 So... take my Chevron gains and get out?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:38:45 No.17785548 >>17785482 we had by far lower tests than other countries

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:38:55 No.17785552 >>17785514 no its the bull market revival

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:38:56 No.17785553

>>17785283
t.retard

MBS will come to heel this weekend or conveniently “slip” and break his neck on a greasy Shawarma wrap.

Icahn and Buffet are not fighting a war over OXY for nothing. US energy security won’t be sacrificed. When the oil deal comes this weekend it is bear season and you’ll all be margin-called and I’ll be crying tears of joy at your losses and my gainz.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:38:57 No.17785554 >MAXR +20% Clown fucking market, lads.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:39:12 No.17785562 >>17785536 Yeah some people on this board forget all the others aren't looking for instant gains

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:39:36 No.17785568 Thread sure is quiet now...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:39:46 No.17785574 >>17785531 lmfao no he did not

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:39:48 No.17785575 >>17785514 VIX is a volatility index. It doesn't dictate direction, just amount. Prepare your ass for big moves up, bears.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:40:03 No.17785582 >PROBLEMS IN SUPPLY CHAINS OVER PAPER GOODS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY WERE RIGHT THE TOILET PAPER HOARDERS WERE RIGHT

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:40:09 No.17785584 >>17785507 me too, i am holding and hoping for a red letter day monday, maybe tom hanks will die or something will happen to scare the normies

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:40:10 No.17785585 >>17785568 We're done with gambling stocks until Monday

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:40:26 No.17785593 Bears are done for

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:40:27 No.17785594 >>17785568 How much are you down again

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:40:27 No.17785595 increased testing also doesn't change earnings reports

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:40:30 No.17785598 CHK IS UP 93%

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:40:43 No.17785603 >>17785596 >>17785596 >>17785596

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:40:49 No.17785605 >toilet paper does not stop you from catching coronavirus AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:40:58 No.17785608 File: 367 KB, 220x220, 1576186162811.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this poo's accent

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:41:05 No.17785612

>>17785331
>If we have to bail out these fucking insane pensions
Would this even be possible without flat out destroying the dollar?
Publicly the pensions are at 22.4 trillion, but who knows how much there's stuff going on under the table.
And then there's the social security system itself.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a +100 trillion bailout. Then there's the fact that this shit has to pull a steady 6% in order to be sustainable.
Would be easier to intentionally spread corona and get rid of the boomers than try to save that insane system.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:41:13 No.17785618 >>17785548 Maybe per capita, but overall the US is way better off (just look at how Canada LARPed like they only had 109 cases)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:41:13 No.17785619 >>17785542 The price of oil isn't the real issue. Oil companies could be going bankrupt, we'll have to see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:41:34 No.17785625 File: 53 KB, 186x220, l1508793340632.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LMAOOOO THAT PAJEET

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:41:45 No.17785633 >>17785568 Bulls and Bears are both emotionally spent, only the Crabs and Sharks remain.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:41:59 No.17785647 File: 467 KB, 959x604, Screen Shot 2020-03-13 at 1.41.24 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is this a chad poo?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:42:14 No.17785657 >>17785619 Good point, indeed.

>>	SOXL_shill? Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:42:20 No.17785664 >>17785432 Hey, man! We still alive. I was banned for a few days. Been buying though. It's gonna be tough and we might get a big rally next week just to plummet again but it'll work out

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:42:53 No.17785683 >>17785625 What Do you what with the good team what you would do with the coronavirus

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:43:31 No.17785706

>>17785401
This.

Now, the question is can it be pulled off?

The borders are finally closed to hotspot countries, the US is rural enough that the initial uncontrolled spread might not be too bad, people are already self-isolating (that's why toilet paper, hand sanitizer is sold out), many schools have been shut down and places of employment switched to wfh.

If they actually get onto mass testing and contact tracing then I could see them stopping this.

The entire country may not have enough life-saving equipment for everyone, but it might have enough to send equipment to the few cities that need it.

If it's too late too do it without lockdowns, though, then we're turning red again in the next couple weeks. But I think the US being spread out may have lowered the r0 enough to make this manageable.

It's been my suspicion for a while that he had someone tell him how much time he had left to take action before the window of opportunity closes, and that may be why he's doing this now.

This big conference is bluster to help the market but suddenly going hard into testing may still work.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:44:50 No.17785756 >>17785664 Why did you get banned?

>>	SOXL_shill Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:45:56 No.17785799 >>17785756 Generic posted a pic too racy for le blue board. It you don't get banned periodically you aren't shitposting hard enough in my opinion

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:46:04 No.17785806 >>17785706 It is 100% too late because its been spreading in cities like NYC for weeks

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:50:17 No.17785921 >>17785799 Checked and based. For a tripfag that is

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:51:12 No.17785942 new thread? did op kill himself?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:53:05 No.17785986 >>17785942 You probably have me filtered like a faggot. >>17785603 >>17785603 >>17785603

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:53:22 No.17785994 >>17785942 Here >>17785603

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 16:57:46 No.17786113 File: 444 KB, 1129x1611, 62535632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17785464 that's ok, just don't let it happen again

Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 17:08:14 No.17786383
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>>17784631
Mostly, got fucked pretty hard though, lost all the gains I made yesterday by hesitating on selling when the first spike came.
Serves me right, learned my lesson. Honestly don't know how Monday is going to look though so holding off buying more puts until Sunday or whenever things are clear.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 13, 2020 17:08:54 No.17786401 >>17785332 based redpilled loli

>>	Euranon Fri, Mar 13, 2020 17:11:08 No.17786457 >>17785664 Good to hear. I’m patient and I have faith. I also got a little sick today and I’m in europe so..

SOXL_shill Fri, Mar 13, 2020 17:15:19 No.17786563

>>17786457
>I also got a little sick today and I’m in europe so..
Take care of yourself, bro. I've been staying in the house more than usual. Can't be too careful. I really don't wanna get that shit. Here in the US, depending on who you ask either everybody has it or nobody has it so who knows. Better safe than sorry

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