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https://youtube.com/watch?v=2MIB3E7CzCY

>> No.17780542

BUY AMERICAN
HIRE AMERICAN

fuck chinks
fuck gooks
fuck chicoms
fuck nintendo
fuck baby metal
fuck north korea
fuck the pedo cult government of south korea
and fuck the dahli lama
my president is orange and my ford focus is blue nigger

>> No.17780693
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>> No.17780800

>>17780542
Based.

>> No.17780840
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17780840

>BUY AMERICAN
>HIRE AMERICAN
>fuck chinks
>fuck gooks
>fuck chicoms
>fuck nintendo
>fuck baby metal
>fuck north korea
>fuck the pedo cult government of south korea
>and fuck the dahli lama
>my president is orange and my ford focus is blue nigger

>> No.17780914
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17780914

Ayy drumpf

>> No.17781047

>>17780223
12 minutes to 3k bitcoin

>> No.17781083

Trump will announce that he contracted the virus.
You read it here first, the market are already reacting to the inside news.

>> No.17781268

>>17781047
triple digit bitcoin*

>> No.17781311
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17781311

Road to 1$

>> No.17781327

When to buy BTC

>> No.17781356

>>17781327
It's about to hit $1300

>> No.17781379

>>17780223
BTC is about to skyrocket in one hour. Screencap this

>> No.17781404

>>17781356
What after the press conference?

>> No.17781438

>>17780223
> My fellow mutts we have gathered here today as one nation under god to praise the brave actions of the fed for feeding the jewish corporations gib and to condemn China and all Chinese people for releasing this horrible virus on the world. I know we have the best bullets to save the day and also the best guns.

>> No.17781450
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17781450

>put premiums ridiculously high for some reason
>sell a bunch of them that expire in two hours
>heh, suckers
>dad calls, says he heard from people at work that the government is planning a mandatory quarantine for two weeks and nobody can leave their house
>panic buy back the puts for loss

>> No.17781476

pre conference pump

>> No.17781482

This fag is always late to his engagements

>> No.17781493

>>17780914
>trump does good things
>stock goes up
>virus
>stock goes down
FUCKING DRUMPF YOU OWN THIS
yes and if a meteor hit the NYSE that would be his fault too right
get fucked retard

>> No.17781509

It's 3:03 what's the holdup

>> No.17781518

>>17781268
I'd literally empty my bank account if that happened.

>> No.17781541

>>17781509
buying the last of XRP before trump sends it 1000x

>> No.17781567

We have the best muscle for the job to eradicate this virus. John Deere is working closely with top American minds to kill this evil Chinese version. Top American scientific minds have decided that dousing the virus with fine American bourbon and firing bullets is the best solution.

>> No.17781570

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q_WM_pMp0Hg
Alternate stream with live video

>> No.17781580

>>17781509
Holding up until market close, so only futures are tanking into oblivion and he cannot be accused of market manipulation

200 IQ

>> No.17781584
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17781584

Welp, I guess he didn't make it until the conference. TRUMP IS DEAD, IT'S OFFICIAL!

>> No.17781597

>>17781509
Yeah why are they staling...

>> No.17781604

>>17780223
Big if true

>> No.17781635

"15 mins behind"

>> No.17781642
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17781642

I just heard a cough

>> No.17781645

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Trump is dead Bernie is going to do the Press Conference sell everything.

>> No.17781656
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17781656

*ahem*

>> No.17781660

>>17781047
>>17781268
fingers crossed

>> No.17781696
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Yfw Trump collapses on livestream

>> No.17781707

>>17781379
see you in an hour faggot

>> No.17781738

>>17780223
Can this fat fuck hurry up?

>> No.17781743

>3:08
>no Trump conference yet
He's dead.

>> No.17781748

>>17781570
thanks anon

>> No.17781773
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17781773

Kek is here right frens? It's happening

>> No.17781781

He is literally doing the ahem. pause. gather round. pause.

>> No.17781782

atleast I'm listening to some dude talk about briskets

>> No.17781792

Why are these boomers talking about brisket prices in the fucking mic

>> No.17781795

Body double coming right up.

>> No.17781808

>2 HOUR DELAY
Let the panic start

>> No.17781840

>>17781707
Well, now we must wait because the conference is delayed but stay tuned. BTC up 100% in a few hours

>> No.17781851

>>17780223
what's the delay, is he being tested?

>> No.17781863

>>17781792
jews love brisket and discounts

>> No.17781868

>>17781792
What stream?

>> No.17781872

>>17780223
Trump will declare a national emergency. Liquidity must be preserved.
People are going to PANIC. I hope you bought supplies already before the normies.

>> No.17781890

>>17780223
It got pushed back 2 hours!!!!

Its stuff that will tank the market isnt it.

>> No.17781906

>NO TELEPROMPTER
lmao get ready for him to say a bunch of stupid shit and crater any recovery we've made so far

>> No.17781907

>>17781863
can confirm, also groveling

>> No.17781928
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>>17780223
The people are the grocery store are PANICKING. I went to one at 8AM and it was empty, by 10am when I went for a second run there was a line around the store. I talked to a few people and NONE OF THEM had any idea a state of emergency was about to be announced.
So, after the announcement, all hell will break loose. People fleeing their offices, running to the grocery store. It is going to be totally, 100% fucked and you will see fight videos and freak out videos tomorrow I guarantee it. Total panic is about to hit the united states

>> No.17781949

Ok back to swinging link for 2 hours then I guess.

>> No.17781956

>>17781890
sauce?

>> No.17781960
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17781960

HE IS INFECTED AND FALLING APART

NOT A MEME

>> No.17781961

I'm Chainlink and I hold gay

>> No.17781969

>>17781868
this one >>17781570

>> No.17781983

Based and marketpilled. Bears absolutely S E T H I N G

>> No.17781995

>>17781642
I think you win anon. The Coofer is the new paradigm

>> No.17781998

>>17781890
>Let the panic start
Source?

>> No.17781999

The department of health in my city just closed all of our schools until April 13th. I think papa drumpf is unironically going to announce a state of emergency or something

STRAP IN MARINES

>> No.17782016

>>17781928
I went last night. It was packed but most people didn't know what was going on.

>> No.17782051
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>>17780223
He's not scripted.
Expect financial carnage.

>> No.17782067

Why can't the government do anything right? They can't even show up to a press conference on time.

>> No.17782081

When's the stream fellow goyim?

>> No.17782086

Two hour delay, so that what he says won't immediately crash the markets

>> No.17782089

Where is this fat fuck get your ass out and tank this market

>> No.17782094

>>17782067
It's been delayed until for 2 hours

>> No.17782102

>>17781999
i'm a bong zoomer, is this actually significant or a nothing burger

>> No.17782109

>>17782094
Sauce

>> No.17782110

>>17782086
Markets will be closed until Monday since it's the weekend, right?

>> No.17782119

Where the fuck is this orange retard

>> No.17782138

>>17782067
trump is buying the dip and confirming his transactions before announcing the vaccine and that bernie and biden are both sick with coronavirus and he's declaring himself president for life

>> No.17782147
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>>17782110
Let's make it back to back Black Mondays

>> No.17782156

>>17782016
It's going to be insane this weekend. I fully expect neighbors coming by begging for food in the next couple of weeks

>> No.17782158

>>17782109
Nevermind must be fake news

>> No.17782163

how will a state of emergency announcement affect the crypto market?

>> No.17782180

where is this fat failure?

>> No.17782186

>>17782102
idk, I lived through sars, h1n1, etc. and we never had our schools closed for a month over any of them

>> No.17782207

>>17780223
every single person sitting in this area now has corona virus

>> No.17782209
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>> No.17782221

>>17782119
>>17782180
He is taking a diarrhea dump and looking for toilet paper.

>> No.17782222

>>17782186
They're deliberately trying to cause panic because it's election year.

>> No.17782227

>>17782110

Yeah, but why would he announce 3pm press conference and then not show up? That's gonna freak the markets anyway. Just wait until the weekend to say what you need.

>> No.17782249

Remember to buy ammo

>> No.17782265

>>17782227
this is the last shakeout before the biggest pump in history

>> No.17782275

>>17781493
>>17781493
based magatard. The stock market goes up on its own. Its not like the stock market hasn't offered great returns before trump.

>> No.17782288

>>17782227
HE IS FUCKING SICK

>> No.17782307

>>17782222
But it is occurring in a similar manner all over Europe. We are panicking less than other places

>> No.17782314

>>17782288
OH SHIT ITS TRUE EVERYONE PANIC SELL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17782318
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>> No.17782323

If he's not on 5 mins to 4pm I'm buying all the puts

>> No.17782328

>>17782102
you grandma will be dead by next month from slow suffocating death in a hallway full of beds in an understaffed hospital.
You and others you know will lose their jobs and their homes.
In a week you might have trouble finding a grocery store with food in it
I'm not even trying to be edgy I'm just trying to get the point across

>> No.17782346

>>17782275
>goes up on it's own
>goes down because of trump
feel the bern 2020
kys.

>> No.17782353

>>17780223
Literally stalling till market closed

>> No.17782359

>>17782249
It's literally too late for that now. SHTF tonight.

>> No.17782365

>>17782227
the most obvious one is that he's busy dealing with shit from all kinds of people on top of probably being sick with the virus himself. it's a miracle they can keep the guy on any schedule as is

>> No.17782366

>>17782275
part of stock market is emotional, president and politics can have some effect, but blaming the president for a global virus and stock losses after the global economy shuts down for 2 months is desperate shitlib panic. they know trump can't be beaten by a mortal man and theyre begging mother nature for favors at this point.

>> No.17782375

>>17782353
called it

>> No.17782382

>>17782227
He was going to crash the market with emergency announcement. Received a Koch bros. call to wait for two hours while they dump

>> No.17782385

Drumpf's advisors making him go over the lines for the fifth time

>> No.17782399

>>17782288

Again, if he's sick why announce the conference? It's not like this was scheduled well in advance.

>> No.17782400

>>17782307
US is literally the only country that matters, and I say this as a eurocuck

>> No.17782406

>>17782086
Honk honk, its probably bad.

>> No.17782408

HOLY SHIT BROS TRUMP HAS CORONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT BROS TRUMP HAS CORONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT BROS TRUMP HAS CORONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT BROS TRUMP HAS CORONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT BROS TRUMP HAS CORONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT BROS TRUMP HAS CORONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/13/politics/donald-trump-emergency/index.html

>> No.17782410

>>17782328
:(

>> No.17782418

THE PRESIDENT HAS GONE AWOL
DUMP EVERYTHING

>> No.17782429

should I buy eosbear or ethbear or xrp bear right now boys

>> No.17782432
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Everytime Trump coofs BTC -10%

>> No.17782437

HE WALKED WITH A GAS MASK ON

I REPEAT A GAS MASK

>> No.17782441

is sound off for everyone?

>> No.17782443

>>17782353
how fucking stupied were they scheduling it for 3pm?

Maybe they didn't want to spook the market by telling them it was after 4pm.. HAHAHAHAH. evil fuckers.
Now anybody not paying attention can't get out. oh my god these fucking scumbags

>> No.17782450

is he delaying until the stock market closes?

>> No.17782460

Hes is waiting for markets to close

>> No.17782476

>>17782410
go buy some rice bruv. every trip to the store you should buy a bit extra non-perishable stuff and a bring of bit of cash home. there is a chance you won't be able to take out money from the bank next month

>> No.17782498

>>17782476
there wasnt a bank run during 2008 retard nothign is going to happen

>> No.17782506

>>17782222
while I agree there's always the possibility that this is all just one big illusion, that doesn't make the reaction to it any less real. You have to play along as if the illusion is real. The markets don't care.

I learned this the hard way by refusing to sell because "it's all fake corona is overblown!!! this is a big scam!!!" and ended up having to panic sell

>> No.17782507

>>17782408
big if true

>> No.17782515

>>17782441
take this stream for hearing wagie banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_WM_pMp0Hg

>> No.17782523

this is the biggest bear signal ever right? allin puts ?

>> No.17782531

>>17780840
this

>> No.17782537

The fox stream is live at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MIB3E7CzCY , they're all waiting on Trump.

>> No.17782539

>>17782515
lol yeah im hearing these fucking cringelords

>> No.17782540

>>17782366

I never said I blamed him for the crash. If he's gonna take credit for the (tax cut induced) pumps he's inevitably gonna eat credit for the fall. Trumpers attribute literally everything positive with Trump and say trump can't be blamed for all the negative shit. Trump has fucked up the virus response so far. We had a month to get ready for mass testing and strengthen the healthcare system which we squandered with "its just a flu bro"

>> No.17782554

2 minute signal

>> No.17782561

DOS MINUTOS

>> No.17782559

2 MINUTES

>> No.17782563

>>17780542
>BUY AMERICAN
>HIRE AMERICAN

if only the president really felt this way

>> No.17782569

>>17782460
at what time they close?

>> No.17782570

>2 minutes!
>2 minutes! 2 minutes!

>> No.17782571

>>17780223
Where is this MF....

>> No.17782575

>>17782476
im stocked up mate, beans and rice :)

>> No.17782583

>>17781493
Imbecile

>> No.17782588

A L L E G E D L Y

>> No.17782599

y do they all film with their phones

>> No.17782600

>>17782540
yeah i wonder what caused this... im not saying it was impeachment but... you know...

>> No.17782609

OH NO OH NO PLZ NO

>> No.17782626

OHHH FUCK ITS STARTING

>> No.17782628

>>17782570
>allegedly
>allegedly

>> No.17782630

HAPPENING I WAS HERE

>> No.17782654

Guys I'm sc

>> No.17782656
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SELLLLLLLLL NOW SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17782659

>>17780542
lol get laid

>> No.17782660

>>17782540
>Trump has fucked up the virus response so far. We had a month to get ready for mass testing and strengthen the healthcare system which we squandered with "its just a flu bro"
trump literally couldnt win, if he took extreme measures to prevent the spread youd be calling him a nazi and when it helped and didnt spread rapidly youd say it was an extreme dictatorial overreaction

>> No.17782664

*cough*

>> No.17782677

>what we've done to the world

>> No.17782682

Here we go

>> No.17782695
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17782695

IT BEGINS

>> No.17782696

corona...vi..virus

>> No.17782698

OH NO NO NO

>> No.17782700

God he sounds terrible

>> No.17782706

>TREMENDOUS PROGRESS
>babbling incoherently
SELL IT ALL NOOoooo

>> No.17782709

Viru--virus

>> No.17782710

holy shit trump is actually a fucking retard.

>> No.17782712
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>> No.17782717
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>>17782660

>> No.17782726

SEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.17782735
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17782735

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17782741

AMERICA ALWAYS WINS, FUCK EUROFAGS, SAND NIGGERS AND CHING CHONG GOOK FUCKERS

>> No.17782746
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17782746

look at that fucking sell wall, hol)ly shit. happy birthday

>> No.17782742

One cough and the entire world tanks

>> No.17782745

>Europe... we closed that border a while ago
Fuckin what?

>> No.17782750

Why all the trees and bushes are green??

>> No.17782756

Sounds lik3 hes on a tranquilizer

>> No.17782758

>>17780223
fucking Eurofags fucked us

>> No.17782760

bla bla bla get to the point motherfucker

>> No.17782768
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17782768

SELL SELL SELL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17782770

I voted for Trump but lord he sounds like a fool

>> No.17782771

btc crashing more as he speaks

>> No.17782772

THIS FAT BLOATED ORANGE IS LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH
HE CALLED THIS A FUCKING HOAX LAST WEEK

>> No.17782775

>>17782741
>America always wins
>national emergency

>> No.17782777

Can't wait until Corona virus kills all the boomer trump supporters

>> No.17782785

haha big words

>> No.17782793
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17782793

NATIONAL EMERGENCY

>> No.17782795

B I G W O R D S

>> No.17782806

NATIONAL
EMERGENCY

>> No.17782809

CAN'T SPEAK PROPERLY LMAO OH SHIT BUY BUY SELL SELL AHHHHHHH

>> No.17782811
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>> No.17782815

>>17782772
you're literally 50 iq you will not make it

>> No.17782817

OH FUCK HE"S SICK
HE"S GONNA DIE AND THE MARKET IS GOING TO ZERO

>> No.17782821

Standing inside of me

>> No.17782823
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DUMP EEET

>> No.17782822

trump sounds so bad...

>> No.17782825

He is so fucking sick. Holy shit this energy and reading is literally talking like rambling. Literally mumbling.

>> No.17782828

IMPORTANT LARGE AMOUNTS OF IMPORTANTLY

>> No.17782831
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>> No.17782840

This guy sounds like a retard. Holy shit how did anyone ever vote for this clown?

>> No.17782849

>>17782795
BBBIIGGGGGGG

>> No.17782850
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17782850

>TWO VERY BIG WORDS

>> No.17782851

NAAAAAATTTIIIOOOONNAAAAALLL EMMEEEERRRGEENNCYYYYYY

YES BABY LET IT BURN
LET IT BURN

>> No.17782853

>>17782806
INSIDE OF ME

>> No.17782866

>>17782772
This is all supposed to be a hoax by the libs to fuck up his reelection!

>> No.17782871

DOW just dropping as he speaks holy shit

>> No.17782872

>>17782831
PIXY NO

>> No.17782876
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17782876

It immediately started tanking.
Red incoming.

>> No.17782877

>closed the Europe border "a while ago"
HAHAHAHAHA
the absolute retard

>> No.17782882
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"National Emergency"

>> No.17782892

TWO BIG WORDS

>> No.17782896

This dude sounds like me trying to give a presentation.

>> No.17782903

>>17782871
theyre obviously not fucking deaf
>or stoopid

>> No.17782905

DUMP. DUUUUUMMMMMPPPPPPP.

SELL IT AAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.17782910

Biden tier

>> No.17782925

Dont say it, please.
PLEASE!

>> No.17782928

>>17782825
>>17782840
That's just how he is actually
We're a country of retards

>> No.17782956

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17782972

ayo dis nigga sick

>> No.17782977

A war on big pharma

>> No.17782980
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>>17782876
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
do these retards not listen to the news? I knew there was a state of emergency coming 4 hours ago

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WHEN IS LINK DROPPING IT'S HOVERING $2

>> No.17783003

>BACK OVER 22K
BACK OVER 22K
>BACK OVER 22K
BACK OVER 22K

>> No.17783004

>>17782928
we're all chinks
some use gutter oil to cook food some dont

>> No.17783008
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17783008

itt: seething Hilldawgs

>> No.17783009

apparently trump has the virus can someone confirm?

>> No.17783023

>>17782928
I've been preaching that for years anon. This guy's coming back for another 4 years.

>> No.17783028
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17783028

>>17782872

>> No.17783042

>>17782980
the price is dropping because trump looks sick as hell. probably has nothing to do with what he's actually announcing

>> No.17783044

He sounds sick

>> No.17783045

>trump opens mouth
>markets dip
Just stop talking you motherfucker

>> No.17783048
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17783048

AAAAAAAAAAAA
WTF IS HE MUMBLING

>> No.17783052
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17783052

>>17782981
if it crosses below I buy

>> No.17783062

BUY ROCHE
BUY THERMOFISHER

>> No.17783074

FUCK YEAH THANK GOOGLE LONG IT

>> No.17783077

>>17780223
PIN IT JANNIES

>> No.17783078

google is making a website

>> No.17783082

His speech is actually an advertisement for a pharma company called Rogue or something like that. Nice.

>> No.17783086

>>17783009
No. But he does sound stuffy and had a few momentary pauses to catch his breath/suppress a cough.

>> No.17783091

BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE BUY GOOGLE

>> No.17783093

HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17783099

SELL EVERYTHING, HE'S GOT THE VIRUS

>> No.17783106

Chainlink partnership confirmed

>> No.17783107

>>17783044
He’s very ill

>> No.17783108
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17783108

>>17783052
I bought at 1.98 last night I'm not buying until it goes below 1.50

>> No.17783109

>>17783042
>>17783044
He looks as the exact same meat blob that he's always been

>> No.17783113

>>17783008
t. ailing trumpanzee

>> No.17783115

He sounds like he's about to fall asleep.

>> No.17783117

>>17783062
BUY GOOGLE

>> No.17783118

THIS IS BULLISH FOR LINK

PRAISE ALLAH

>> No.17783123

>>17780223
I like those QUICKLY DONE WEBSITES

>> No.17783126
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17783126

>>17783078
Faster than old websites

>> No.17783127

Did he cough yet?

>> No.17783131

>google is making a website and it will be made quickly unlike websites of the past
what the actual fuck is he talking about

>> No.17783133

is this dude shilling his fucking bags

>> No.17783143

>unlike websites of the past

>> No.17783144

1700 Engineers

>> No.17783146

>>17783078
"Fast... unlike websites of... err... the past"

I'm dying

>> No.17783145

>>17783131
He's trying not to coof

>> No.17783147

Why won't people sell?

>> No.17783157

>raspy voice
>sniffling
He has corona.

>> No.17783156

SEVER LOW ENERGY FOR TRUMP

>> No.17783160

This is bullish for chainlink

>> No.17783161

GOOGLE = CHAINLINK

HOLY SHIT CONFIRMED

>> No.17783162

My brain is leaking out my ears listening to this rambling.

>> No.17783172
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17783172

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17783178

What's with that bitch's teeth?

>> No.17783180

so why isnt DOW dumping?

>> No.17783184

>got to know her tremendously for the last *long pause* 6 days

>> No.17783192

>a woman
I'm dumping

>> No.17783194

>>17782660
you trumpers are fucking deluded. Extreme measures to ready the healthcare system no one would call him a nazi. He literally sat for the month of February doing very little. MUH SPENDING, MUH obvious travel ban (when airlines had already voluntarily stopped those flights). Some libs on the left call him a nazi anyway so why the fuck should he care now? Its not like he didn't have the power to do it and then be praised later when it becomes obvious to even normies it was the right decision. I was following CVG since the beginning. It was obvious it was gonna be big based the limited intel pol was posting about. How could the president take so long to realize?

>> No.17783196

>>17783143
He's making fun of Obamacare website

>> No.17783197

>>17783162
every speech he's ever made is like this
even his rallies were like this
people still voted for him

>> No.17783200

>>17783131
Obamacare website

>> No.17783204

He's either sick or knows that millions are about to die

>> No.17783209

G I L F
A L E R T

>> No.17783210

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

>> No.17783212
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17783212

This pump is insane, a national emergency was just declared and stock prices went up 1.5%

>> No.17783211

>>17783178
the biche is kinda hot wouln't mind face fucking her desu

>> No.17783222

Gibberish, I understood nothing.

>> No.17783227

>>17782156
>neighbors coming by begging for food in the next couple of weeks
It's not a hurricane, domestic supply lines are fine, stores will be restocked by mid-next week

>> No.17783231

>>17783209
based

>> No.17783235

It should be dumping why isn't it dumping what's wrong with it guys?
You lied to me

>> No.17783242

>>17783180
volume of the youtubes isn't high enough for the boomers

>> No.17783247

>>17783131
He's talking about the Obamacare website that they spent billions on that never fucking worked.

>> No.17783250

>>17783178
stainless steel terminator

>> No.17783251

>>17783157
It was pretty obvious in the previous WH address. At least he isn't a onions cuck, so he will be just fine.

>> No.17783252
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17783252

>TREMENDOUS, JUST TREMENDOUS
>BUY FERERO ROCHER BAT-TEST TODAY

>> No.17783255

>>17783180
> he missed the dip
> he failed to detect and purchase the bottom of the market

>> No.17783258

>>17783209
Not with those nasty teefs

>> No.17783271
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17783271

>>17783210
Um, in English doc?

>> No.17783273

>>17783209
disgustang

>> No.17783280

>from dying uhh
THEY ARE UNDEAD SELL SELL

>> No.17783287

>I was part of the HIV AIDS team of 80s
We are all going to fucking die!

>> No.17783289

>>17783209
>G I L F
>A L E R T

Was he staring at her ass while she was talking about NY/chicago/cali?

>> No.17783291

>>17783113
cope.

And while you're at it, start coping with Trump 2020.

>> No.17783293

>>17783210
English preees

>> No.17783303

>>17782981
What do you guys use to trade Link?

>> No.17783311

why no dump?

>> No.17783312

this is gay

>> No.17783317
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17783317

>chainlink oracles will be used by google to combat the virus

>> No.17783324
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17783324

Alright bulls, calm down. Let's just take a second and calm down.

>> No.17783327

lmao she has an entire fucking graph

>> No.17783329
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17783329

>>17783210
You copy/pasted this shit and you have no idea what any of it fucking means. Shut the fuck up schizo.

>> No.17783333

omg this is so fucking BULLISH

>> No.17783340

> that cheap paper sign
holy fuck america is literally a fourth world country. exit all markets, DJ dumps to zero

>> No.17783344

kek americans even have drive through virus tests

>> No.17783348

>>17783131

see >>17783247
>>17783200


Imagine not instantly knowing this.

>> No.17783351

LMAO its like a high-school presentation

>> No.17783352

ITS PUMPING WOOOOOOO

>> No.17783355

GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL GOOGLE EVIL

>> No.17783357

I want you to know that the slopes are all dead so the infection rate is super low right now :3

>> No.17783360
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17783360

NO
NO SYMPTOMS

>> No.17783362

JUMP to diagnosis mat.

>> No.17783365
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17783365

Cheers fags!

>> No.17783368

>>17783303
coinbase because i just started three weeks ago and i'm a brainlet

>> No.17783393

This is like an embarrassing senior care center presentation

>> No.17783394

>declare emergency
>talk shit about obama.com
>market bounces
MADMAN

>> No.17783397

why the fuck is everything pumping this shit makes no sense

>> No.17783399

>>17783227
>It's not a hurricane, domestic supply lines are fine, stores will be restocked by mid-next week

1. peak infection is in two weeks
2. domestic supply? soon to be fucked. and international supply is going to be fucked for months. this has only started
3. mass deaths are coming and the psychological effects cannot be ignored

>> No.17783405

you're a small guy

for you

>> No.17783414

do you really want google to have your DNA and HIPAA information?

>> No.17783418
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17783418

>> No.17783426

Yo this nigga sound sick

>> No.17783432
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17783432

>only 100 link
>price is rising
It wasn't supposed to be this way....

>> No.17783439

>>17783397
Unrelated to this news. It's Friday afternoon so people are closing their short positions.

>> No.17783447

>>17783210
Sorry, this is a cheese shop.

>> No.17783453

>>17783209
>it’s a pleasure to be here with all of you

>> No.17783456

>>17783397
Because DivinePresident Trump is leading the way.

>> No.17783469

>>17783210
get fucked you aren't a doctor, anyone with a basic background in biochemistry can see that you're spouting bullshit

>> No.17783470

WALMART

>> No.17783472
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17783472

KLEROS ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH GOOGLE

KLEROS PAJEETS WILL DECIDE IF YOU GET TREATMENT OR NOT

BUY PNK SIRS

>> No.17783476

>>17780223
Hes been exposed to the coof before, imagine if he has it? The morale of the US would be so fucked, holy shit. Even people that don't like him would be concerned the affects it would have.

>> No.17783477
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17783477

>MONEY PRINTERS GO BRRRRRRRRR
HAHAHAH Jesus Christ Monday will be a catastrophic day for the world market!

>> No.17783484

WHY THE FUCK DID THIS PATHETIC PRESS CONFERENCE MAKE THE MARKETS HAPPY?!

>> No.17783489

> drive through corona test
holy shit america what the actual fuck

>> No.17783492

This small guy is sick

>> No.17783493

DRIVE THRU WALMART

TRUMP IS A GOD

>> No.17783500

Trump looks severely ill

>> No.17783502

y u shake hands

>> No.17783503

>>17783414
they have your fingerprint, they have your face, they have your iris scanned, they have your personal info, they have your health, they have your social life
what difference will that make for a fucking normies? install gentoo btw

>> No.17783504

Partnership confirmed!!!

>> No.17783506

Drive-thru testing at Wal-mart. Its like a living meme

>> No.17783510
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17783510

>>17780223
HANDICAPPED PARKING CONFIRMED!!!! CORONA DRIVE-THROUGH AT WALMART!!! BUY BUY BUY AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17783514

>wallmart

>> No.17783515

why are they shaking hands kek

>> No.17783525

all the seething google shill hilldawgs ITT lmao

>> No.17783527

THIS IS A ADVERTISEMENT!!!!

>> No.17783524

>>17780223
this is like a wedding
EVERYONE COME ON SAY A TOAST TO CORONA!

>> No.17783529
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17783529

CLAIMED

>> No.17783535

>>17783348
excuse me for not being american

>> No.17783537

HAIL CORPORATE

>> No.17783543

Want fries with your corona test sir?

>> No.17783547

>>17783489
That started in Germany
Fuck you Yuro

>> No.17783548

WALMART!
WALGREENS
WHAT THE FUCK
GOOGLE
ORACLE
TARGET
CVS
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

>> No.17783550
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17783550

>>17783484
>WHY THE FUCK DID THIS PATHETIC PRESS CONFERENCE MAKE THE MARKETS HAPPY?!
See >>17783477

>> No.17783552

he's calling the banners

>> No.17783556

MY INVERSE ETF IS COLLAPSING

>> No.17783567

Is this fucking task team trying to outline anything at all or are they just doing free advertising for companies on national TV?

>> No.17783579

Man I love this. Hes getting the Freemarket involved and putting them on display.

This is fucking brilliant.

>> No.17783583

>>17783426
Trump don't exactly sound glowing either
>croak croak
He's JUST killed the head of Walmart (and everyone else) with plague handshakes

>> No.17783585

>>17783506
Would you like fries with that?

>> No.17783586

will the madman slay the bear?

>> No.17783594

wtf those burgers really know how to pump the economy, very nice mr president

>> No.17783595

>>17783548

America truly is a clown country.

>> No.17783599
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17783599

STORES STAY OPEN
>STORES STAY OPEN
STORES STAY OPEN
>STORES STAY OPEN
STORES STAY OPEN
>STORES STAY OPEN
STORES STAY OPEN
>STORES STAY OPEN
STORES STAY OPEN
>STORES STAY OPEN
STORES STAY OPEN
>STORES STAY OPEN

>> No.17783602

this mf defo a robot

>> No.17783603

Holy shit he's pumping a bunch of companies.

>> No.17783604

Fuck me why can't he say FROM company

Tim Cook Apple all over again

>> No.17783607

>>17783548
All the rumors all the partnerships. It was all true.

>> No.17783618

>>17783484
Because Trump just forced public authorities to spend money on the people.

This is basically a tax return.

>> No.17783624

>>17783506
That's the world we live in now anon. It's strangely terrifying.

>> No.17783630

HE'S JUST PUMPING THE MARKET ONE STOCK AT A TIME

>> No.17783632

>>17783556
MINE TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17783640

>>17783484
Because it could've been a lot worse.

>> No.17783660
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17783660

>>17783579

BASED
WE'RE ALL IN THIS MARKET TOGETHer BULlbros
NEVER SELL!!! BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17783661

Is he going to keep bringing forward Business reps and leaders till the markets close!? Is that his plan!???

>> No.17783662

>>17783133
Better than having Indians from fiverr shill your bags on a Cantonese sphincter puncturing forum

>> No.17783663
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17783663

>>17783594
Better than the FED

>> No.17783666
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17783666

>AND YOU CAN DO IT
>*THUMBS UP*

>> No.17783670

HAHAHAHAHAHH WHAT IS THIS COMEDY??? THIS IS WHAT THE GREATES NATION LOOKS LIKE BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>> No.17783671

When is he calling Sergey up?

>> No.17783677

>>17780223
HE IS DOING THE SHITCOIN MOVE #1
just shilling
partnerships
over
partnerships

>> No.17783680
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17783680

>>17783603
>Tfw the purpose of the presidential address isn't to declare a state of emergency, but instead to shill a bunch of companies.

This is no different from shilling shitcoins.

>> No.17783683

>>17783556
>>17783632
Mine too, y tho

>> No.17783692

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF CORPORATE POWERS

A S S E M B L E
S
S
E
M
B
L
E

>> No.17783702

TRUMP IS TELLING YOU EXACTLY WHERE TO PUT YOUR MONEY RIGHT NOW. THESE COMPANIES ARE GOING TO PUMP LIKE CRAZY DON'T FALL FOR THE BOBO TRICKS. THESE RETARDS DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT OBAMACARE WEBSITE HAHAHA BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!

>> No.17783707

Trump aint got shit
he's barrel scraping his way through Mall of America in search of Someone With A Fucking Clue

>> No.17783709

>>17783489
Fucking lol

>> No.17783712

>"Thank you, Roche. Great company. Tremendous. How's that 200 daily moving average looking? Must be coming close. I'm no expert but lots of stock pickers tell me I am very talented. Roche looks oversold to me. Thank you."

>> No.17783727

HILARIOUS that they are live showing a small window with DJI pumping lmao hype it

>> No.17783735

>>17783702
And yet google is down 2% since conferece started

>> No.17783744

>>17783579
it's a thing of beauty

He's making public bodies spend money, and he's getting free enterprise to help in the effort.

>> No.17783756

I'm getting liquidated

>> No.17783768

>>17781493
trump didn't make it go up or down really. his generally industry minded focus may have given it a few boosts, and his mismanaging of the pandemic may have pushed it down a little more, but it's obviously more than either of those.

>> No.17783781

>>17783702
>THESE COMPANIES ARE GOING TO PUMP LIKE CRAZY
before everyone starts dying. before they fail to deliver

>> No.17783791

> look at all these companies helping out
>this'll surely stop the market from turning into mush

>> No.17783807

Oil, here we go

>> No.17783809

>>17783735
You should wait for it to start to pump anon.

>> No.17783813
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17783813

CVS, you say

>> No.17783814

PUMP THE OIL

>> No.17783815

NOOOOOOOOOO ITS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN NOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS CANT BE BEARBROS

>> No.17783821
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17783821

>suspended interest for student loans
Did I just hear that right?

>> No.17783823
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17783823

ALL STUDENT LOAN INTERESTS WAIVED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE HAHAHAHA HELL YEAH TRUMP

>> No.17783824

HOLY SHIT IT WAS A NOTHING BURGER
PUUUUUUUMP THIS SHIT

>> No.17783834

Anyone not buying SQQQ for monday is a mouthbreathing retard.

>> No.17783839

>>17783680
Trump is looks and sounds like shit, very concerning!

>>17783692
Fucking kek

>> No.17783844

>student loan interest is waived

>> No.17783850

MY INVERSE ETF IS BLEEDING EVERY SECOND AAAAAAAAA BEAR LORDS YOU LIED TO ME

>> No.17783851

>gas the gays
>thank you

>> No.17783859

FILL IT UP

>> No.17783863
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17783863

>>17783702
>he thinks average Americans that work for 9 dollars an hour can afford to gamble on stonks.
Let them eat cake

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17783869

>peepee

>> No.17783880

DONT SAY WE DIDNT WARN YOU NIGGERS HAHAHA TRUMP IS GOING TO PUMP US TO THE STRATOSPHERE WHILE YOU DUMB RETARDS SCREECH ABOUT ORANGE MAN BAD HAHAHAH GET FUCKING REKT BOBO NIGGERS

>> No.17783905
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17783905

>>17783660
>>17783744
I dont think anyone has made this bold move since FDR asked GM to build him an army. Goddamn hes good. I never saw this coming.

>> No.17783911

>An (M)all of America approach
GAS THE INCOMERS MIKE

>> No.17783925

>DOW HEADING TO +8%
bearcucks eternally b-b-b-b-b-b-bLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>> No.17783927

HOLY SHIT
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA

>> No.17783929

TAKE OUT AS MANY LOANS AS POSSIBLE EYSSSSESSS

>> No.17783930

all hand on dick

>> No.17783957

NOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT FAIR BEARBROS

>> No.17783971

>>17783850
>INVERSE ETF
you got greedy boy
a true bear waits until he's missed out on 50% of the gains and buys, he NEVER goes inverse. no puts, no options, no shorts, no nothing. you just wait for the bottom, make sure you miss it, and then BUY while grumbling about how it's just another bubble forming

>> No.17783980

WATCHING FROM THE UK THIS CANT BE REAL CAN IT? THIS PRESENTATION. OMFG. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR GENES, DILUTED THEM WITH TOO MANY JEWS AND LATINOS

>> No.17783985

>>17783905
It's actually beautiful.
These company bigwigs can't say no, they get great advertisement, and they'll get fucked royally if they skimp out on their commitments.

Trump is fucking big government right up the ass by mobilizing the free enterprise tycoons.

AND WHAT A PRECEDENT BY THE WAY

>> No.17784004

GO BACK UP DOW FUCK

>> No.17784009

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT GUSH AAAAAA

>> No.17784014
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17784014

WE"RE GOING PARABOLIC

>> No.17784030

>>17783980
Isn't it shameful? Also, that one guy who didn't shake Trump's hand and tried to do some kind of 'bro-fist' with his elbow... I cringed.

>> No.17784039
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17784039

>>17783925
>Oh wow one day of green candles.
Only 7000 points to go retard. Anyone not buying puts right now for Monday will miss out on the dump.

>> No.17784055

A FUCKING

HEALTHCARE

WEBSITE

>> No.17784058

>>17783925
NOT SO FAST BUDDY.

>> No.17784081

PENCE JUST SPECIFICALLY SAID THIS VIRUS PRETTY MUCH ONLY HURTS THE ELDERLY

HE'S SAYING THIS IS ALL FOR SENIOR CITIZENS

B A S E D

>> No.17784087

>>17784058
NOT SO FAST BUDDY.

>> No.17784105

>some shitty healthcare website and a walmart endorsment
That surge isn't real right?

>> No.17784106
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17784106

YOU DOUBTED HIS POWER! REPENT BOBO! ON YOUR KNEES!

>> No.17784126

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

>> No.17784128

>>17783985
watching amerimuts work together like this is fucking awesome!

hopefully not too many panic coward democrats crowd the testing places without having any symptoms

>> No.17784131

>>17784039
admit it... you missed the dip
another permabear missing out on 10% gains
maybe you'll get the next recession bro... see you in 7 or 8 years HAHAHAHAHAHA BULLS WIN BULLS WIN

>> No.17784138

>>17783863
>tfw that's double where I live
>cost of living probably on par with big american cities
just

>> No.17784141

OK, SOMEONE GIVE ME A BAT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

>> No.17784167

is he going to bullshit his way out of a recession? no way...

>> No.17784171

POMP EET

>> No.17784191

How can we be sure this isn't another trillion pumped into the market while Trump's holding the news conference, making it seem as if the news conference has a positive impact?

>> No.17784196

Hopefully these gains keep on happening and this was the blip it should've been.

>> No.17784203

Can someone explain to me how all this shilling for companies is going to fix anything about the virus?
There are already way to many infected around the country, it can't be contained at this point without a complete shutdown. How is a new website and some 'drive-thru' tests going to help in the coming weeks?

>> No.17784221

>>17784167
yes

>> No.17784224

>>17784167
Yes.

>> No.17784229

coronavirus.gov
>coronavirus.gov
coronavirus.gov
>coronavirus.gov
coronavirus.gov
>coronavirus.gov

>> No.17784226

BTC isn't moving at all

>> No.17784251

AMERICA ALWAYS WINS IN THE END THATS WHY THESE GOOKS AND EUROFAGS HATE US! TRUMP 2020 KAG MAGA! EAT SHIT BIDEN AND BERNIE RETARDS HAHAHAHA

>NO MORE BULLSHIT REGULATIONS
>INFINITE AMOUNT OF CASH MADE AVAILABLE
>IMPEACHMENT HOAX OVER AND DONE WITH

THE NEXT FOUR YEARS OF TRUMP WILL BE FUCKING GLORIOUS!

DO NOT EVER BET AGAINST AMERICA. YOU WILL LOSE 100% OF THE TIME.

FUCK CHINA! FUCK COMMIES!

USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA

>> No.17784254

>>17783813
*voice lowers*

>> No.17784256

>>17784226
it pumped like $300 what the fuck are you looking at

>> No.17784272

>>17784191
one of the 500 billion pumps of the total 1.5trillion is happening today

>> No.17784273
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17784273

>>17784138
>DUDE JUST PUT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS INTO THE MARKET RIGHT NOW TRUST ME.

>> No.17784275

>>17783834
I want to go balls deep in SQQQ but I cant get my goddamned money out of Wells Fargo those motherfuckers. School closures and people staying hope will kick off another delayed wave, gotta get in now

>> No.17784291

>>17784226
I'm getting liquidated

>> No.17784292

>>17784229
drive thru walmart
drive thru testing
drive thru nation

cant stump the trump
coronavirus.gov pump

>> No.17784302

>>17784256
It's been doing that all day desu.


Should i buy

>> No.17784324

>>17784203

It's not. It's to control panic.

>> No.17784326

>>17784203
It won't. The point really isn't to do shit about the virus, the point is to try and instill faith into the economy and try prop up these big ass companies.
This is nothing but an effort to save the quickly failing economy by announcing these partnerships.

>> No.17784334

>>17784203
The companies now will profit from the pandemic so its all gonna be fine.

>> No.17784338

how's monday looking?

>> No.17784340

>>17784302
It dumped when Trump tweeted there'd be a conference. Then went back up a bit, then dumped just before the conference and now pumped when it was bullish news.

>> No.17784346

>9.34%
9.34%
>9.34%
9.34%
>9.34%
9.34%
>9.34%
9.34%
>9.34%
9.34%

>> No.17784352

Trump called in a favor w the Bogs....

>> No.17784365

>>17784340
I'm gonna wait until monday

>> No.17784369
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17784369

>Americans are the strongest and most resilient people in the world

BUY AMERICAN CRYPTO

>> No.17784380

any other president:
>MORE TAXES TO FIGHT CORONA

Trump:
>WE'RE UNLOCKING FEDERAL FUNDS AND MOBILIZING BIG INDUSTRY TO FIGHT CORONA

what a guy

>> No.17784390

>>17784226
Forget crypto, options are our best friends now

>> No.17784400

IT COULD GET WORSE
COULD
GET
WORSE WORSE WORSE
WORSE
WORSE

>> No.17784422
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17784422

>could get worse

>> No.17784425

USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

>> No.17784430

fuck i have tears in my eyes, very beatiful speech mr president

USA #1 in the WORLD

>> No.17784437

"WE ARE RATED NUMBER 1 IN THE WORLD"

>> No.17784439

I thought he was going to offer up some money for everyone forced to stay home (since some industries like service and constructions can't work at home) but he made a website?

>> No.17784441

>>17784191
>Fed pumps 700 billion over the course of several months in 2008
>NY fed pumps 500 billion in less than a day and it doesn't do shit
Pumps do nothing, sorry.

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17784454

It seems some of you fuckers aren't pulling your weight around here.

>> No.17784484

QUESTION

DO YOU HAVE THE VIRUS

>> No.17784492

>>17783834
I had a bunch from earlier I expected to pump on this speech. Bought half as much again when it dumped.

>> No.17784493

Is this surge real or are they pumping again to make it seem like the press conference isn't a nothingburger.

>> No.17784501

>>17784437
>Statistics Courtesy of TOP! USA Ratings Inc.

>> No.17784582

>NO SYMPTOMS WHATSOEVER
NO SYMPTOMS WHATSOEVER
>NO SYMPTOMS WHATSOEVER
NO SYMPTOMS WHATSOEVER
>NO SYMPTOMS WHATSOEVER
NO SYMPTOMS WHATSOEVER

>> No.17784583

>>17784493

A bit of both.
Today was expected to be green due to yesterday's huge dump.
Throw in these presidential ads and government actions to try and ward off the crash, we were bound to see a jump.
Pretty damn sure Monday is going to be blood red.

>> No.17784593

>no symptoms
Bullshit

>> No.17784610

he's not tested

batman confirmed

>> No.17784617

>>17784292
based

>> No.17784632

NO I DONT TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR LATE TESTING. BASED

>> No.17784642

>>17784493
media painted a picture that usa was incompetent to handle corona thanks to trump, now he proves that was bullshit and usa is in fact very competent. its real

>> No.17784654
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17784654

What happens to the global economy when China tries to accuse the US of being the source of the virus in a massive international propaganda campaign to defer blame away from the ineffective social development under the CCP which led to the outbreak?

>> No.17784657

SWINE FLU CALLOUT

BASED ABSOLUTELY BASED

Trump calling out the fake panic compared to swine flu.

>> No.17784663

this guy is insane kind of remarkable

>> No.17784698

>the so-called "Schengen-zone"
fucking mutts I swear

>> No.17784710

GAS THE BONGS
BRIT BAN NOW

>> No.17784728

AAAAGHHHHH UK COIULD BE INCLUDED IN TRAVELBAN SHORT THE FTSE AGGHHHHH

>> No.17784752

>>17784710
Ffs Brit bong here. I'm supposed to be coming in April I don't wanna hear this.

>> No.17784765

SHARING DATA
CHINA IS SO GOOD
CHINA LOVES CHAINLINK

>> No.17784768

>>17784728
cunts got golf courses in UK
ban = not habbening

>> No.17784789

>>17783971
This is the kind if bear I like.

>> No.17784796

>>17784698
schengen is a travesty

>> No.17784814

>>17784654
They're already blaming Trump and calling "Wuhan Virus" racist so we're half way there

>> No.17784827

God damn I hate Trump's schmoozing.

>> No.17784833

Didn't the virus sleep without symptoms for a while

>> No.17784838
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17784838

>>17784710
WE WILL GIVE HERD IMMUNITY TO AN UNWILLING WORLD

>> No.17784864

>>17784814
There's actually a conspiracy theory being pushed that it started in the US and that American soldiers are responsible for the spread of the virus through Asia and Europe.

>> No.17784866

why is he so proud of not showing symptoms if the whole meme with the kung flu is that symptoms don't show for two weeks after getting it?

>> No.17784886

>trumps hair in the wind

>> No.17784913

>>17784866
because he has it. won't even test. won't even self quarantine. he's a one man soup merchant.

>> No.17784919

>>17784827
>schmoozing
Go to bed grandpa

>> No.17784980

Trump's first tweet after this conference will be about the markets. They timed the conference and pump exactly for this reason. Screencap this.

>> No.17784987

Hear the sirens?

>> No.17784995

>>17784866
>why is he so proud of not showing symptoms if the whole meme with the kung flu is that symptoms don't show for two weeks after getting it?
Trump arrogantly proud of his ignorance?
Doesn't sound like him desu

>> No.17785013

>>17784995
>>17784866
seething