/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17779253]

blood is the new gold
deathpump
lifepump

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>>17777453

[Anonymous No.17779273]

TO THE MOON OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17779277]

DOW ends Red.

[Anonymous No.17779294]

WHEN THE FUCK IS IT GONNA CRASH

[Anonymous No.17779295]

Trump boutta say some dumb shit and kill the economy, BEAR TIME

[Anonymous No.17779296]

UNITED STATES FEDERAL RESERVE IS BUYING

[Anonymous No.17779299]

>>17779277
Based digits

[Anonymous No.17779300]

Zoom out bulls... heh

[Anonymous No.17779305]

seems like insiders are buying now because they know trump will announce good news

[Anonymous No.17779314]

I love making money with my bizniggas

make sure you have boolits and guns ready bros, SOE is gonna be fun

[Anonymous No.17779316]

Bears got btfo... for today... bloodbath resumes next week

[Anonymous No.17779317]

How low will SQQQ go before we start going red again? I just bought in at $28.50, but wondering If that was too early

[Anonymous No.17779318]

Fuck it, I'm doubling down on SQQQ. Trump will surely crash the market.

[Anonymous No.17779320]

>>17779295
I thought that's in an hour

[Anonymous No.17779321]

SPY will never fall below 250 ever again

[Anonymous No.17779323]

mfw fresh stocks

[Anonymous No.17779325]

>>17779294
NEVER BULLKEK

[Anonymous No.17779326]

>>17779296
Again?

[Anonymous No.17779329]

>>17779305
It's been confirmed he's declaring a national emergency.

[Anonymous No.17779331]

OH SHIT KRAMERS PHONE!!!!!!


https://twitter.com/AndrewQuackson/status/1238303582987968512/photo/1

[Anonymous No.17779332]

this is a sucker's rally. look at the volume for futures. its laughable.

[Anonymous No.17779333]

Why are there no circuit breakers when markets rise?

[Anonymous No.17779336]

Despite school closures, grocery store runs, definite economic disruption, 3.7 trillion appropriated for bank liquidity loans and a travel ban, the dow is up 907 points, I wonder how?

[Anonymous No.17779343]

when buy SQQQ?!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.17779350]

>Turdeau and family get life threatening pandemic
>TSX increases
What did the market mean by this?

[Anonymous No.17779352]

AU shaped recovery

In comes the crash

[Anonymous No.17779353]

>>17779305
what could be good news? (genuine q)

[Anonymous No.17779355]

>>17779318
if he coughs a single time on camera, SQQQ is going to the fucking moon

[Anonymous No.17779359]

s-should I answer?

[Anonymous No.17779362]

okay so a clear market trend is forming on the dow
but at this point I don't know if it's anything to go by or not considering trump is speaking soon

[Anonymous No.17779363]

>>17779295
this but the market is at least halfway to the bottom so if you see a cheapie you particularly like, buy it

[Anonymous No.17779364]

So Trump, Pence, Ivanka, Jerrod, cabinet is possibly infected because of Brazil?

Hue

[Anonymous No.17779372]

>bank has to check if I have any credit issues before I can short
>takes 1-2 days
I WANT IN NOW

[Anonymous No.17779374]

President not gonna deliver the goods.

coof coof coof

[Anonymous No.17779381]

>>17779336
sudden Boom Economy of course.

[Anonymous No.17779383]

Euro here, cant buy SQQQ what short stock can i buy instead?

[Anonymous No.17779387]

>>17779336
Fuck off spamming your gay essay, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17779394]

How long till the announcement?

[Anonymous No.17779402]

>>17779329
No it hasn't. It it was the market would be red as shit.

[Anonymous No.17779409]

>>17779372
haha get rekt, this is the moment to get rich.

x10 shorts on DOW bought, good luck boyos

[Anonymous No.17779411]

watch it drop into red in an hours time

[Anonymous No.17779412]

>>17779253
S&P forming another double top. Drop soon?

[Anonymous No.17779413]

>>17779350
Trudy gave a pretty decent speech, doesn't have symptoms, promised stimulus, and said he'll close the borders if needed. I sold my HXD as soon as he finished speaking.

[Anonymous No.17779422]

ETA on the speech?

[Anonymous No.17779431]

>>17779422

3 EST

[Anonymous No.17779433]

Dow ends at +4.67%

[Anonymous No.17779435]

>>17779364
Jarred and Ivanka

[Anonymous No.17779440]

Short PCG

It's going to be fire season in CA again soon. No one is going to be outside, trimming vegetation. Everyone will be inside with the AC on, overloading the grid. New fires will trash this shit utility, CA keeps giving new leases on life to every kind of liability they're under, the state won't stop until PG&E Is sucked completely dry.

[Anonymous No.17779442]

>>17779372
You're gonna be thankful for that.

[Anonymous No.17779443]

>>17779394
an hour and 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.17779444]

Go long on UDOW before 1:59pm EST today.

[Anonymous No.17779447]

ETA on the dump?

[Anonymous No.17779457]

>>17779422
he taped it 4 hours ago
basically, they are declaring emergency powers to get the stimulus out while the democrats in congress act like a bunch of children
100B for business, 300B in tax breaks, 200B to Israel

[Anonymous No.17779463]

>>17779355
That's the dream, here's to living as a beggar or a rich man.

[Anonymous No.17779465]

why in the fuck is gold tanking?

[Anonymous No.17779468]

>>17779447
Now

[Anonymous No.17779470]

Today is KO ex-divvy date, if I buy before close will I still get the dividend or only if I bought it yesterday?

[Anonymous No.17779471]

>>17779317
I’m going to wait and make a decision during after market.

[Anonymous No.17779473]

[Anonymous No.17779483]

>>17779402
Fox news announced it about an hour ago.

[Anonymous No.17779485]

>421 cases in new york now

[Anonymous No.17779486]

>people thought he was joking

[Anonymous No.17779492]

>>17779465
because it isn't bullets or toilet paper

[Anonymous No.17779494]

I overslept, what's the market doing today

[Anonymous No.17779500]

>>17779318
what limit you going for. Still thinking of holding over weekend

[Anonymous No.17779503]

>>17779465
Based chad dump on flight to safety...

[Anonymous No.17779509]

>>17779444
You mean SDOW right?

[Anonymous No.17779512]

Noooooo! Stop mooning! I wanted a few more days of cheapies.

[Anonymous No.17779516]

>>17779471
Nigger, im going to wait at least until april before i make another move.

[Anonymous No.17779518]

>>17779465
Because chinks and failing corpos need liquidity to pay denbts.

[Anonymous No.17779521]

>>17779465
Paper traders are selling to cover losses.

[Anonymous No.17779523]

Are the FEDS pumping GME?

[Anonymous No.17779524]

>>17779485
Lol must be at least thousands.

[Anonymous No.17779525]

>>17779500
>Holding over the weekened

what is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.17779526]

What's a high volatility stock you're trading? I'm on INO.

[Anonymous No.17779531]

>deposit $ to fidelity a few days ago
>says I have the $ in my core account
>try to do literally anything
>you don't have enough $

wtf?

[Anonymous No.17779533]

>>17779473
the virus is only the pin that is bursting this bubble. it would have happened regardless.

[Anonymous No.17779537]

>>17779470
Yesterday. You dun goofed, I shilled it a lot here yesterday.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17779540]

>>17779465
everyone needs cash for when the shit hits the fan they can use it to wipe their ass because all the toilet papers has been sold out

[Anonymous No.17779544]

>>17779494
going up, but trump speaks at 3pm est, and then it will go down

[Anonymous No.17779547]

>>17779473
1958 didn't have a complex interconnected system of corporations, institutions, and supply chains inflated by a decade of lazy fiscal policy.

[Anonymous No.17779548]

"National Guard activated to combat coronavirus spread in six states, more to follow"
What is Trump gonna announce?
https://twitter.com/AirForceTimes/status/1238521149673353223

[Anonymous No.17779552]

GUSHlord SPIKE
WOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17779554]

>pretending not to notice my $20000 of losses knowing that some people are actually going to sell at the bottom, try to short the recovery, and lose everything

[Anonymous No.17779553]

>>17779500
I would hold over the weekend since everyone will have extra time to watch the news which is going to be full of idiots fighting over toilet paper and spraying their children with lysol.

https://www.kmov.com/news/watch-viral-video-shows-memphis-residents-taking-extreme-measures-after/article_bd5909aa-63ae-11ea-abdd-1ffab7943134.html

[Anonymous No.17779555]

>>17779465
You can't eat it.

[Anonymous No.17779559]

[Anonymous No.17779562]

This pump feels so much like last week. Monday will see blood.

[Anonymous No.17779569]

>made back what I lost earlier in the crash yesterday
>put 1/3rd of it back into puts because I was sure a crash was coming
>starting to think we've seen the worst of it

bear bros...I don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.17779581]

if it goes past 22300, expect it to go higher

[Anonymous No.17779591]

>>17779465
Paper* Gold is being dumped to cover margins, I believe.
*fake

[Anonymous No.17779592]

>+5%

[Anonymous No.17779600]

>>17779500
fuck it im holding it over the weekend

[Anonymous No.17779603]

>>17779569
what would happen if more states went on lockdown?

because thats what you should bet on, this virus is spreading exponentially with no signs of slowing down.

[Anonymous No.17779606]

So will Trump's press conference drive stocks up or down? If he declares a state of emergency, that can only be bad for the market... right?

[Anonymous No.17779607]

Anyone buying amrs?

Unironically thinking about picking up some gnc... But maybe in about a month when this pandemic really gains traction

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17779610]

>>17779540
That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

[Anonymous No.17779611]

>>17779581
if it goes below 22200, expect it go lower.

>biz TA skills

[Anonymous No.17779615]

>>17779548

[Anonymous No.17779618]

>>17779331
KEK

[Anonymous No.17779621]

>>17779553
>news is going to be full of idiots fighting over toilet paper and spraying their children with lysol

[Anonymous No.17779622]

Pelosi speaking in 7 mins get ready for her to plummet the market to hurt Trump. She would be that petty .

[Anonymous No.17779625]

GET READY.

[Anonymous No.17779630]

>>17779569
Same thing literally happened last week. Stop being a pussy and be ready for blood monday.

[Anonymous No.17779631]

>>17779606
he already did declare, but then said he had an announcement during trading hours so its assumed that itll be a stimulus package which gave investors confidence.

[Anonymous No.17779637]

WE'RE BACK ON TRACK BOYS

[Anonymous No.17779638]

>>17779569
all depends on this afternoon
good news? pump eod & probably red from monday
bad news? game over and we dump to the bottom, wherever that is

[Anonymous No.17779639]

Is the pump kill?

[Anonymous No.17779641]

>>17779465
Literally the best time to buy. Gold just bounced off the 200 MA.

[Anonymous No.17779643]

AHHHHHHHHHH
I SHORTED THE BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.17779650]

>>17779531
based Fidelity front running

[Anonymous No.17779651]

>>17779625
...Doesn't this mean that Trumps statement ISN'T about the aid package?

[Anonymous No.17779658]

>>17779592
+13.28%

[Anonymous No.17779662]

>>17779622
STREAM.

[Anonymous No.17779663]

>>17779625
Oh fuck. Someone muzzle this bitch immediately.

[Anonymous No.17779665]

>>17779651
She's trying to undermine him and take the credit, I'm betting.

[Anonymous No.17779668]

>>17779525
You nothingburgers never listened about chinkflu and you think it is going to get better in two days lmao.

[Anonymous No.17779675]

>>17779473
What is it with the twitter Trump boomers trying their absolute hardest to downplay this? It's fucking obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.17779677]

>>17779569
There's only bad news to come. Bear up, lad.

[Anonymous No.17779691]

>>17779483
Why are we so green then lol?

[Anonymous No.17779696]

What are some spicy slightly OTM options trading around 1-3 $/share?

[Anonymous No.17779698]

>bears thinking they don't have to prep the bull

[Anonymous No.17779717]

link to pelosi speech?

[Anonymous No.17779718]

>>17779675
trumpers are pure evil, it's a cult.

[Anonymous No.17779722]

>>17779665
>she announces hers first
>trump immediately tweets he's doing another, but 1 hour later

[Anonymous No.17779727]

When do you reckon the true bottom will be lads? Seems like badly-hit countries mostly have effective measures to limit the spread much further, but will periods of self-isolation / quarantine continue to drive markets downwards? Want to hear your predictions

[Anonymous No.17779728]

WTF JUST HAPPENED ON THE TRADE FLOOR?

[Anonymous No.17779729]

>>17779651
Trump will be declaring a National Emergency, per Bloomberg's chief WH correspondent.

[Anonymous No.17779738]

>>17779569
I'm literally getting out if we chain two consecutive green days. It hasn't happened yet.

[Anonymous No.17779740]

That was it folks!
Hope you all enjoyed the bear run
It's time for the next act: The eternal bull run!

[Anonymous No.17779744]

If you missed the sticky... then that's the real gold mine you missed out on.

[Anonymous No.17779745]

>>17779691
Market is like a physical rubber ball. Bounces get shorter every time but still bounces.

[Anonymous No.17779751]

>Listen, we're going to pump the market with the biggest care package in history, trust me, it will be the best and biggest care package that america has ever seen alsoImdelcaringanationalemergency, thank you no questions please.

[Anonymous No.17779753]

>>17779651
correct.

[Anonymous No.17779755]

Pelosi will invoke fear and Trump will invoke calm.

God forbid they appear on TV together and work in unison.

[Anonymous No.17779760]

>>17779641
redpill me on JDUG, its been wrecked hard

[Anonymous No.17779761]

pls just crash 1 more time and i promise i wont buy anymore puts again

[Anonymous No.17779762]

>>17779718
>Trumper
Rope yourself, you sad faggot.

[Anonymous No.17779766]

>>17779727
Since the trump speech is at 3PM EST and will last probably 10 minutes again.
That gives the market 50 minutes of absolute bloodbath panic selling.

[Anonymous No.17779770]

>>17779738
If Monday is green that'll be a pretty bad sign, but I wouldn't sell immediately, there'll have to be another dip, albeit not as low

[Anonymous No.17779778]

>>17779761
weak bear, you will never make it.

[Anonymous No.17779782]

>>17779727
the US is not at peak infection. It might take another month or two to reach it. UK, German, US health officials are all calling for a 50%+ infection rate. ~1% will die

[Anonymous No.17779783]

link drumpf stream

[Anonymous No.17779785]

>>17779766
I expect a coordinated pump by the fed as well tho.

[Anonymous No.17779787]

>>17779665
Why shouldnt she try to take credit or inject Dem spin? She has as much right to credit as trump who is trying to deflect blame and take credit for all stimulus done by the feds. Its not like any politician isn't going to try to grab credit for stimulus.

[Anonymous No.17779793]

>>17779762
I can't believe MAGAtards still exist lmao

[Anonymous No.17779797]

>>17779762
back to /ptg/ FDJT trumper.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17779801]

>>17779755
She's literally a third grade student council rep. What she says holds as much weight as a 5lb bag.

[Anonymous No.17779804]

SOMEONE LINK PELOSI SPEECH AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17779805]

>down to 200k
I'm ruined

[Anonymous No.17779808]

>>17779793
bro I fuckin LOVE israel... our closest ally... TRUMP will protect ISRAEL....

[Anonymous No.17779810]

1 hour until midnight

[Anonymous No.17779812]

>>17779675
Because deep down inside the boomies know that when the economy goes, they go too.
Old fucks have refinanced the hell out of their real estate and can't cope with higher interest rates or falling real estate value.
Then there's the subject of their pensions getting cut.
Boomers are absolutely fucking terrified if they understand even a fraction of what's waiting for them.

[Anonymous No.17779814]

>>17779728

[Anonymous No.17779815]

>>17779783
t minus 1 hour, niggy

[Anonymous No.17779816]

PELOSI IS LIVE GET READY FOR HER TO CRASH IT

[Anonymous No.17779817]

>>17779804

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYr-d-hvAQ

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17779819]

Trump is going to announce bad news isn't he?

[Anonymous No.17779821]

DOW on free FALL

[Anonymous No.17779823]

what month of this year do you think we'll bottom out from the panic selling?

[Anonymous No.17779827]

>bearniggers finna get squeezed
OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.17779829]

>>17779621
I am not kidding. Even though this is a much needed correction because the foundation of our economy is irresponsible debt, it is going to happen so fast because of retards panicking. This whole weekend is going to be people going out trying to buy whatever dumb shit they think they will need when the government quarantines them and the national guard starts playing meals on wheels which can't even fucking happen because there aren't enough national guardsmen to run a country wide emergency program. Just wait for some fundamentalist christians to start saying this is gods wrath for transexual children.

I don't know how to explain it better than this: Imagine the dumbest possible way to react to this situation and realize that what is actually going to happen is going to be fucking retarded by comparison. We are going to hit levels of stupidity this weekend that will make BLM look like a mensa meeting. And there will be some idiot recording all of it with a phone and it will make nationally syndicated news.


You have no idea how bad things are about to get over media hype.

[Anonymous No.17779835]

>>17779804
https://youtu.be/LEzIAixNkFI

[Anonymous No.17779841]

CRASH THE MARKET YOU OLD FUCKING WHORE IM LOSING -60K

[Anonymous No.17779842]

NATIONAL EMERGENCY

[Anonymous No.17779845]

Hoping Pelosi lays it out straight, because we all know trump does nothing but lie and lie.

[Anonymous No.17779851]

>>17779817
I can't masturbate to this.

[Anonymous No.17779852]

>>17779817
her face is horrifying.

[Anonymous No.17779855]

>>17779819
exit all markets bruh

[Anonymous No.17779863]

Last minute predictions! Will Pelosi be that petty to damage the entire United States economy over her grudge against Trump?

[Anonymous No.17779864]

>>17779817
It is frozen?

[Anonymous No.17779865]

Can you believe some retarded boomers cashed out at the bottom of this dip? HAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17779871]

>>17779569
think about, what amount of good news, and what news it should be so the market would go up? how realistic it is? now think the same about bear news

[Anonymous No.17779872]

Bernie needs to shut the fuck up. He can’t be on camera for a whole minute without bringing up “bailing out corporations”

[Anonymous No.17779874]

what the fuck is happening today?
this is crazy....

[Anonymous No.17779876]

REAL PELOSI STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LAAZKLOcEI

[Anonymous No.17779884]

Bears?

[Anonymous No.17779885]

>>17779817
decent sized milkers for a granny. I would

[Anonymous No.17779886]

>>17779817
is this now?

[Anonymous No.17779887]

>>17779864
it hasn't started.

[Anonymous No.17779890]

is there any stream of pelosi?

[Anonymous No.17779894]

CRASH
CRASH THE FUCKING MARKET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[Anonymous No.17779899]

>>17779855
I'd like to carve her pumpkins if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.17779901]

>>17779876
She looks sick

[Anonymous No.17779906]

>>17779823
Lots of closing last months options and loading up on new puts while the price is temporarily cheaper to bet the bear setup for next week.
The Trump dip starts at 3:15PM, and this time everyone's ready for it. If it was going to help the markets, he would have come out with it in the morning.

[Anonymous No.17779910]

POWERFUL PELOSI IS SPEAKING!

[Anonymous No.17779913]

>>17779863
The economy is fundamentally fucked bruh. The reality of the situation is whether or not we can get the politicians to agree to keeping it from crashing and for how long. Right now you should sell fucking everything while the government is still pumping cash into the system. This is about to get worse fueled by retards fighting over toilet paper and ramen.

[Anonymous No.17779914]

>>17779727
Corona is secondary here. I don't even give a shit about what it does, it's extra pain at very best.
The entire debt ridden system itself is fucked. Corona just gave it the kick in the balls needed to get the ball rolling down the hill.
I predict Dow at 10-12k and a decade of crab market, where real estate takes a legendary beating and we see unemployment go through the roof.

[Anonymous No.17779917]

>>17779899
I'd like to take a knife and saw off her tits and force feed them to her if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.17779922]

This bitch looks nasty, don't kill my portfolio you fucking ugly hag!

[Anonymous No.17779929]

HOLY SHIT
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
BULL MARKET NOW

[Anonymous No.17779930]

google italy and tell me those are not bearish news

[Anonymous No.17779937]

get this old hag out of the way fucking hell

[Anonymous No.17779939]

ALL THAT FOR FREE TESTING

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

[Anonymous No.17779941]

>>17779817
HER FACE HAS LITERALLY NO EMOTION
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.17779943]

>>17779815
dont they usually up the broadcast early

[Anonymous No.17779946]

PELOSI IS A GOD.

[Anonymous No.17779949]

>thinking being against the cringeworthy tourists that use terms like "Trumper" and "Drumpf" unironically makes me a Trump cultist.
You off-site faggots are pathetic. Go back to whatever discord server you slithered in from.

[Anonymous No.17779950]

PELOSI CRASHING THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.17779952]

>>17779929
Wut hap

[Anonymous No.17779955]

DO IT YOU OLD CUNT
CRASH THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.17779957]

lol back below 22k, bullcucks seething

[Anonymous No.17779959]

>>17779929
LOOOOOOOOOOL

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17779960]

>>17779855
the other day in class this blonde girl had the biggest ass omg it was sooo fucking beautifuli was working my way up and saw that she was wearing a sweater where her nipples were poking through.. i haven't got a boner like that in school since like middle school... holy fuck i wanted to pound the fuck out of her

[Anonymous No.17779961]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[Anonymous No.17779964]

Has Canada done anything?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17779966]

She's trying to take credit for this shit. I hope Trump comes out and calls everybody liars, says this is just the sniffles and to continue with the status quo. Announces he's going to veto this shit until they put in 10 trillion for military spending.

[Anonymous No.17779967]

HAHA IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL OR ANYTHING BUT LIKE TEST EVERYONE
IT'S FREE
TESTING TESTING TESTING
NO EXEMPTIONS

[Anonymous No.17779970]

>stimulate the economy
>testing testing testing

lol

[Anonymous No.17779971]

Lies.

[Anonymous No.17779973]

>PELOSI ANNOUNCING INDEFINITE TAX AMNESTY AND 1T LIQUIDITY INJECTIONS
>DOW UP 1000 POINTS SINCE SHE STARTED SPEAKING

[Anonymous No.17779975]

Pelosi 2020.

[Anonymous No.17779976]

>>17779943
early means 15 minutes.
Channels are busy with other shit like pelosi's statement.

[Anonymous No.17779980]

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THIS STUPID BITCH DOING???? SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.17779985]

LETS GO BABY YES

[Anonymous No.17779988]

>>17779964
we never do anything anon

[Anonymous No.17779991]

LOL THIS SPEECH

CHILDREN CHILDREN

FAMILY FAMILY

FREE TESTING TESTING

[Anonymous No.17779992]

>>17779949
>assblasted burgerclap being all emotional about politicians
take your double digit iq and fuck off, m8

[Anonymous No.17779993]

That's it?

[Anonymous No.17779996]

>>17779952
Increased paid leave, stipend unemployment insurance, free testing

[Anonymous No.17779997]

>>17779966
I'm really glad you've been losing money

[Anonymous No.17779998]

>>17779973
lol wtf are you smoking we're plummeting

[Anonymous No.17780000]

20k before the end of the day
t. knower

[Anonymous No.17780001]

WE HAVE NOW ENTERED
THE BOBO ZONE

[Anonymous No.17780002]

>>17779960
>>17779960
go up and talk to her you pussy

[Anonymous No.17780004]

>>17779973
wat? when did she say that?

[Anonymous No.17780003]

Big milf pelosi

[Anonymous No.17780005]

Based, pelosi, now trump will fucking ruin everything in a hour.

[Anonymous No.17780015]

>>17779964
We kept out borders open. We aren't racist like other countries

[Anonymous No.17780016]

I LOVE YOU YOU STUPID BITCH

[Anonymous No.17780017]

Holy fuck that was it?!

[Anonymous No.17780022]

sqqq has shot up since she started speaking lol

[Anonymous No.17780025]

This market is a fucking clown show

[Anonymous No.17780026]

Woo it's crashing now

[Anonymous No.17780030]

SHE LITERALLY JIST DID THE ANNOUNCEMENT TO TAKE CREDIT FROM WHAT TRUMP WOULD SAY IN AN HOUR

LITERALLY POSTING SPOILERS

[Anonymous No.17780031]

>>17780000

Checked!

[Anonymous No.17780037]

@17779992
>burger
Again, wrong.
And again, I encourage you to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.17780043]

Here's a trump livestream for 3PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MIB3E7CzCY

[Anonymous No.17780046]

>>17779988
I was hoping there would be free money from somewhere but I guess Trudeau will keep being Trudeau. I'm not foreign enough for free money.
>>17780015
Yeah, when this is all over I'm going to move to the states for sure, I'm getting tired of clownworld.

[Anonymous No.17780047]

>nothing about tax cuts
Trump is gonna veto this shit, bulls fucked.

[Anonymous No.17780050]

>>17780004
DONT WORRY ABOUT IT JUST BUY BUY BUY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE DONT THINK

[Anonymous No.17780052]

>>17780043
based ty

[Anonymous No.17780055]

>free tests for everyone
>AYTU has exclusive rights for tests
FFFFUCKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.17780056]

>>17779819
probably

[Anonymous No.17780058]

THANK YOU BASED LIBTARDS
SPY BACK TO 250

[Anonymous No.17780061]

QE UPDATE

4th and 5th POMO out now. Operations continue to be MASSIVELY oversubscribed, 3-4x!!! Fed literally can't print quickly enough!

Previous:
>>17775519
>>17775573
>>17775639
>>17776908

[Anonymous No.17780063]

>>17779991
>Abracadabra
Fucking politicians.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17780064]

>>17780002
i might once the class starts to die down a bit and people drop.. she sits on the other end of the classroom and it's a big class... her curves are fucking amazing as fuck

[Anonymous No.17780065]

Thanks feddy boys nice pump

[Anonymous No.17780067]

> pelosi starts talking
> Dow loses 200 points
> she stops
> gains 50
top jej

[Anonymous No.17780069]

>>17779696
Buy strangles on GE, KO

[Anonymous No.17780070]

ANDREW "AL PACINO" CUOMO SPEAKING ABOUT NEW YORK RIGHT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwBQJsDT0XA

[Anonymous No.17780071]

>>17780026
What do big beautiful tits feel like

[Anonymous No.17780076]

YES

YESSS

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

[Anonymous No.17780083]

>>17779973
you're an idiot

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17780086]

>>17779997
I'm making so much money trading GME and accumulating so much cheap KNG and SLVO. I'm setting my self up nicely for the future.

[Anonymous No.17780089]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc4uZKhqJFE

[Anonymous No.17780094]

haha money printer go brrrrrt

[Anonymous No.17780097]

>Pelosi stops speaking
>market immediately begins minor recovery
She shrinks the dicks of traders everywhere

[Anonymous No.17780099]

>>17780047
Makes sense why she jumped in beforehand.

[Anonymous No.17780102]

[Anonymous No.17780107]

There seems to be a lot less bear posting today

[Anonymous No.17780110]

>>17780061
That's it. I'm killing myself. Shouldn't have shorted bonds

[Anonymous No.17780113]

>>17780071
best thing on the planet anon

[Anonymous No.17780114]

>>17780055
Is that for real?

[Anonymous No.17780119]

Honest Pelosi delivering good news, Liar trump will deliver a huge blow to the markets in a little under a hour...

[Anonymous No.17780124]

>>17780107
Its been a depressing day for bearchads
Too much green for my liking.

[Anonymous No.17780127]

>>17780107

because we're all white knuckle staring at fucking charts

[Anonymous No.17780131]

>>17780046
Trudeau also said that people should avoid non essential international travel. Public health minister said that closing the boarders with the US won't make a difference

[Anonymous No.17780137]

No this can't be happening... the God Emperor needs to do his speech NOW! NOW!

[Anonymous No.17780144]

>>17780107
wait one (1) hour

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17780143]

>>17780086
Look into IVZ for dividend.. thank me later...

[Anonymous No.17780146]

>>17780097
haha its funny because its true

[Anonymous No.17780149]

>>17780055
Surely the government pays for them yes? I’ve only got about 20 shares of AYTU, need to see if I should get more.

[Anonymous No.17780152]

>>17780061
FUCK

[Anonymous No.17780151]

>>17780119
I know, I'm fucking pumped

[Anonymous No.17780153]

>>17779253
one of you stupid niggers better not get keks word today

[Anonymous No.17780154]

>>17780127
this

[Anonymous No.17780155]

>>17780124
the last 30 minutes of trading is where everyone is going to sober up and start selling

[Anonymous No.17780160]

>>17780119
could you use a trip so I can filter you?

[Anonymous No.17780161]

>>17780107
>

bears have been posting all day you fucking idiot. i'm one too, but i'm shorting oil, i don't have balls to short companies right now.

[Anonymous No.17780167]

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

[Anonymous No.17780173]

>>17780086
I've doubled my money by shorting. Might be 4x today

[Anonymous No.17780174]

>>17780114
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/aytu-bioscience-secures-exclusive-u-120500962.html

[Anonymous No.17780178]

who else /shorting/ here?
that trump speech at 3 finna boutta assblast the dow

[Anonymous No.17780190]

>>17780155
I sure hope so.
I bought at the pre pelosi bounce and i cant wait to get some R E D up in here.

[Anonymous No.17780191]

>>17780144
>market drop when Trump speaks
The market likes seeing him on tv more than Pelosi. She touted the Dem platform, Trump will tout payroll tax and tax day extension.

[Anonymous No.17780194]

JUST LET IT FUCKING DUMP

[Anonymous No.17780202]

>>17780174
>He doesn't know about the price fixed buyout

[Anonymous No.17780201]

>>17780119
She's gonna give the Virus California residency, welfare and access to emergency rooms

[Anonymous No.17780210]

>>17780178
Does assblast mean it goes up or down?

[Anonymous No.17780211]

>tfw bought the dip this morning while everyone was panicking

[Anonymous No.17780213]

>>17780178
smart money is doing this

[Anonymous No.17780214]

>>17779851
>I can masturbate to this.
ffy

[Anonymous No.17780219]

>>17780174
If the tests are free wont they lose money though?

[Anonymous No.17780220]

>>17780107
They're too busy prepping the bulls

[Anonymous No.17780224]

IT'S RIGHT ON THE FUCKING EDGE JUST FALL

[Anonymous No.17780227]

>>17780119
>tranny tourists thinking their raid is working
lmaoing @ ur life

[Anonymous No.17780229]

>>17780119
>14pbtid
>mostly nonsense
Ah, it makes sense now.
You're just baiting.

[Anonymous No.17780231]

>>17780174
OH NO NO NO
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3551449-aytu-bioscience-secures-20m-capital-raise-shares-down-11-premarket
WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.17780234]

>>17780210
he's talking like a twitter nigger so I assume he means down

[Anonymous No.17780235]

>>17780201
meanwhile trump did nothing and brought us to where we are today.

[Anonymous No.17780237]

>>17780174
priced in

[Anonymous No.17780241]

>retards thinking dow 22k support is going to break

[Anonymous No.17780242]

>>17779964
nice pit

[Anonymous No.17780245]

3PM EST, bulls. That's what'll be written on your gravestones.

[Anonymous No.17780248]

>>17780210
remember yesterday when the dow fell thru the floor at closing?
today is going to be that times 100. Where we're going we don't need "floors"

[Anonymous No.17780251]

>>17780191
it literally dropped several points the second he appeared on screen the other day

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17780253]

I think theres going to be a higher chance of bad news over the weekend over good news.. so.. still can't be too optimistic on this market...

[Anonymous No.17780257]

>>17780241
>retards think Trump ISN'T going to make the market moon to make up for his awkward performance the other day

[Anonymous No.17780259]

>>17780241
It already is retard

[Anonymous No.17780262]

>>17780234
Trump has alzheimers he is always talking like a tard

[Anonymous No.17780263]

>>17780201
She'll make it illegal to quarantine people, and compare it to a concentration camp

[Anonymous No.17780266]

22K SUPPORT MIGHTY AND BIG

[Anonymous No.17780269]

Bitch also said something about SNAP.
Didn't Trump cut that a couple of months back?

[Anonymous No.17780270]

>>17780211
How'd that work out for you last time?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17780272]

>>17780245
Can I get a separate grave? I have money for my own plot.

[Anonymous No.17780276]

>>17780234
it's a meme you literal idiot, "based" is also a niggerword

[Anonymous No.17780277]

>>17780235
Nope that was the congress women like Pelosi who were in government promoting shitty policies that last few decades retard

[Anonymous No.17780278]

>>17780211
>political leaders getting sick
>sporting events cancelled
>travel cancelled
>public gatherings cancelled
>schools getting put on break
all of that and you come on to 4chan to brag about buying into the biggest bull trap in history

[Anonymous No.17780291]

>>17780277
>The absolute state of FDJT cult delusion.

[Anonymous No.17780293]

>>17780191
>She touted the Dem platform
>"science based action to protect families and children affected by the pandemic"
>markets hate this
kek

>>17780269
Yeah, WH is still planning on cutting off 700,000 people from SNAP as the pandemic and recession is hitting.

[Anonymous No.17780295]

IMO the timing of the speech means it's good news. Trump speaking at 3 PM, markets close at 4 PM. If it was bad news Trump would wait until after they close. Ready for them greens boys.

[Anonymous No.17780296]

>>17780248
>you dont need floors when youre flying
so true anon, so true

[Anonymous No.17780299]

OH NO WE GOT TO COCKY BULLBROS
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/coronavirus-fuel-recession-forecast-us-europe-economic-july-market-jpmorgan-2020-3-1028994637

[Anonymous No.17780303]

>>17780211
Love watching dumb weebs lose all their money

[Anonymous No.17780309]

>>17780278
we have already gone down almost 30% how much more blood do you want you greedy fucking bears!

[Anonymous No.17780311]

>>17780219
>>17780219
not if they are covered by US gov through insurance companies or something of the sort

[Anonymous No.17780313]

>>17780154
>>17780127
CRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHH
I NEEED ANOTHER TRADING HALT SO I CAN BLOW MY FUCKING LOAD

[Anonymous No.17780315]

>>17780276
>it’s a meme
>literal idiot
>based is a nigger word
Just another redditor who got banned for saying nigger itt

[Anonymous No.17780317]

>>17780262
16 posts itt and all of them are either for pelosi or against trump. Why don't you trannies go kill yourselves instead come here to shitpost? Do you think your childish propaganda is working or something?

[Anonymous No.17780319]

>>17780190
I mean, from a theoretical perspective how can it go up? Best case scenario the FED throws a couple HUNDRED BILLION A DAY into the market to keep it even. There is nothing fundamentally strong or growing or even stable about the global economy. They are doing the equivalent of putting their fingers in their ears and going "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" to economic fucking reality.

[Anonymous No.17780321]

>>17780293
>Yeah, WH is still planning on cutting off 700,000 people from SNAP as the pandemic and recession is hitting.

we will be the poorest and emaciated country on earth, it's going to be great, it's going to be good, we have the best emaciated people don't we folks.

[Anonymous No.17780334]

>>17780295
and what is "good news"? the virus is cancelled? everything is back to normal?

[Anonymous No.17780343]

>>17780299
OHNONONO EUROPE IS AT IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17780346]

>>17780319
Your word in Gods ear my friend.
The market isnt rational and there is no way we're at the low point, but the eternal paranoia remains.

[Anonymous No.17780348]

>>17780309
ALL OF IT
-99%

[Anonymous No.17780349]

>>17780262
Nothing inverts the S&P like a Trump speech. This one is going to rain put tendies all through next week.

[Anonymous No.17780352]

>>17780315
your newfag is showing, based is a 13% term that 4channel adopted just like "finna boutta"

[Anonymous No.17780353]

>>17780299
>bankers in charge of tacking a virus
Lol

[Anonymous No.17780356]

>>17780311
How can we tell if they are? I’d like to get more AYTU if this is a part of trumps announcement.

[Anonymous No.17780368]

>>17780293
I'll wait for Trump's speech before making any judgements about that.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Pelosi got an advanced copy of his speech and undercut him.

[Anonymous No.17780369]

>bulls itt bragging about 22K "support"
that's the new ceiling you dumbshit hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.17780377]

>>17780334
Hopefully at least a step in that direction.

[Anonymous No.17780378]

>>17780321
Fuck poor people and Fuck their kids' free lunch I have to pay for.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17780389]

should i jerk off before or after the speach?

[Anonymous No.17780390]

>>17780348
-30% in two fucking weeks, one of the fastest drops in history and you guys are still not satisfied.

[Anonymous No.17780391]

>>17780119
can you tell me what good news pelosi delievered?

[Anonymous No.17780393]

>>17780321
Those obese fuckers need a state mandated diet.

[Anonymous No.17780397]

>>17780309
total
global
saturation

[Anonymous No.17780400]

I BOUGHT "THE DIP" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17780402]

>>17780334
Treasury department suspending collection of all payroll taxes

[Anonymous No.17780403]

NO BOBO LEAVE AMD ALONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17780404]

>>17780352
>I became niggerlicious that means you need to accept it and become niggerlicious yourself!
Nah you can be a nigger by yourself.

[Anonymous No.17780411]

>>17780389
During

[Anonymous No.17780415]

some good info

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

[Anonymous No.17780419]

>>17780389
I was thinking the same thing

[Anonymous No.17780422]

>>17780403

[Anonymous No.17780427]

>>17780389
jerk off before to me without any emotions wilde trading, already cummed 2 times, i am a fucking robot now

[Anonymous No.17780432]

>>17780403

[Anonymous No.17780457]

>>17780422
oh no a correction

[Anonymous No.17780465]

>>17780457

[Anonymous No.17780467]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dow-soars-1034-points-on-gains-for-shares-of-goldman-sachs-jpmorgan-chase-2020-03-13?mod=mw_quote_news

Now this make a lot of sense, Trump is helping the jews

[Anonymous No.17780475]

>>17780427
Those are rookie numbers, you got to get those stats up.

[Anonymous No.17780478]

>>17780390
no

[Anonymous No.17780480]

>can't even keep it at 2000
the FED is bad at their jobs

[Anonymous No.17780482]

>>17780467
Has any policy he's ever had done anything other than help jews?

[Anonymous No.17780495]

LEND ME YOUR ENERGY TO WILL THE MARKET HIGHER!

[Anonymous No.17780505]

>>17780415
>what do you think could DMT cure the virus?

[Anonymous No.17780515]

>>17780495

fuck you

[Anonymous No.17780525]

>>17780482
He did declare he was their king.

[Anonymous No.17780533]

>>17780467
All he ever does is line Jewish pockets. Specifically the banking NY Jew faction that likes him. The Media/Hollywood Jews dont like him for some reason.

[Anonymous No.17780536]

>>17780495
Choke on a dick

[Anonymous No.17780538]

If Trump pumps with this address you can still get off on some low premium puts. Next week when everyone realizes the virus ain't going away and people aren't spending, we'll start slowly declining for a few weeks or so.

[Anonymous No.17780546]

>>17780495
B to give bobo energy

[Anonymous No.17780548]

>>17780495
YOU HAVE MY ENERGY

[Anonymous No.17780549]

>>17780515
I'll take your energy anyway
Even negative energy is POOOWAAAAH

[Anonymous No.17780550]

>>17780495
No! We're going down now, you already had your turn!!!

[Anonymous No.17780559]

OOOOOOOOOHH BULLSIES

[Anonymous No.17780560]

Too late to buy an SQQQ call to hold for Monday? IV is over 200%

[Anonymous No.17780565]

>>17780495
all my digits go to bobo

[Anonymous No.17780571]

>tanking again

The markets realize trump will speak in 30 mins lol.

[Anonymous No.17780576]

>>17780533
>The Media/Hollywood Jews dont like him for some reason.

Have you ever thought that maybe it's because DA JOOOS isn't a real thing and if all you have is an anti-semitic hammer that EVERYTHING will look like a jewish nail?

[Anonymous No.17780579]

>premiums on almost all options by they calls or puts are through the roof

Sigh

[Anonymous No.17780584]

>>17780309
>When spring arrives and the snow begins to melt, bears start to wake up after months of hibernation. It is an exciting time of the year for bears and park visitors.
>When bears emerge from their dens, understandably hungry, they immediately begin to search for food. And there is plenty to eat. Receding snow reveals vegetation rich in nutrients. Winter kill - deer, elk, moose or anything else that may fancy a bear’s taste buds, are easy pickings. It’s an important time of the year for a bear as it begins the process of nourishing itself, continually gorging on food throughout the year in preparation for hibernation in the fall.
When we eat, we feast

[Anonymous No.17780588]

>>17780560
why not just buy it outright now and sell after the speech

[Anonymous No.17780590]

BULLBROS TRUST IN THE SUITS WE CAN GET OVER THIS DIP

[Anonymous No.17780601]

>>17780576
Kys tranny.

[Anonymous No.17780607]

>>17780571
kys communist tranny

[Anonymous No.17780610]

>>17780253
smart, this virus is gunna get way worse before it gets better, investors are going to shit their pants.

[Anonymous No.17780611]

If it drops enough im selling before his speech

[Anonymous No.17780613]

>>17780356
no idea where or when such news might come out
it's just something to be expected as typical government behaviour, especially in such drastic measures, the least thing you want on your hands is riling people up about money
also a lot of rare medication or medical items are subsidised by insurance companies so it's not a first

[Anonymous No.17780619]

>>17780579
well, how do you feel about selling any kind of option right now in this bog market?

[Anonymous No.17780622]

>finally fucking falling after being stagnant for 20 minutes
YES

[Anonymous No.17780632]

UH OH
BYE BYE 22.8K SEE YA NEXT FALL

[Anonymous No.17780644]

press f

[Anonymous No.17780649]

The day of the Bear, bros.

[Anonymous No.17780651]

>>17780613
Fair, I’ll stick with just 20 shares just in case. Currently focused on divvies.

[Anonymous No.17780669]

>>17780368
No one in the GOP is talking about redefining poverty to kick a bunch of poor bastards off food stamps and SNAP. They like to keep quiet about that sort of thing because it might make them look heartless and greedy after giving the rich so much money lmao.

[Anonymous No.17780674]

>>17780644
Lol he's orange like trump.

[Anonymous No.17780682]

>>17780588
Good point

[Anonymous No.17780683]

Anyone else see the H&S on the 15 min ES futures? Trump getting ready to send this back to midnight lows.

[Anonymous No.17780684]

>>17780644
Fuck masks i'm buying a self contained breathing apparatus

[Anonymous No.17780686]

>>17780644
D.A.B.
>DESTROY
>ALL
>BOOMERS

[Anonymous No.17780687]

New thread god damnit let me post
>>17779291
>>17779291

[Anonymous No.17780691]

Denmark will close its borders tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17780696]

BOBO TAKE MY ENERGY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17780715]

Am I doing this right

>look at interday trading range
>SQQQ buys limit near the bottom of the range
>SQQQ sell limit near the top of the range

First day trading, be gentle, I bought some SQQQ this morning for 27.21

[Anonymous No.17780761]

>>17780241
>>17780266
OH NO
OH NO NO
OH NONONONONONONONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17781194]

>>17780576
>DA JOOOS
Why is it always so easy to spot you fuckers?

[Anonymous No.17781238]

Wont banning shorting just lead to hyper inflation?

[Anonymous No.17781540]

Livestream:
https://youtu.be/feycmqjsLNw

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17781813]

SELL SELL SELL

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17781988]

Where the fuck is Trump? Are they taking him off his ventilator or something?