/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17776249]

JPowell edition

Popular brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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[Anonymous No.17776269]

[Anonymous No.17776276]

To that anon who wanted to see a money printing gif.

BRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17776279]

Reposting for visibility
>>17775519
>>17775573
>>17775639

[Anonymous No.17776285]

Even firing on all cylinder the fed can’t stop this crash

[Anonymous No.17776288]

Buy AMD

[Anonymous No.17776289]

TSLA crashing with no survivors

[Anonymous No.17776291]

Still gaining money! You army poor are you?

[Anonymous No.17776292]

I've been holding SQQQ for a week now, but people in the last thread said you're not meant to. Why?

[Anonymous No.17776294]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17776301]

>>17776243
still a lot of retards "are buying dip"
those shorting now will be shaken first +1% fed pump

[Anonymous No.17776303]

>VIX 78

It's over

[Anonymous No.17776314]

>>17776276
lmao thank you that's beautiful

[Anonymous No.17776317]

BAN SELLING STOCKS NOW

[Anonymous No.17776320]

>>17776249
Last chance to load up on $TDOC before moon mission.

[Anonymous No.17776321]

>>17776288
Buy SOXL when it hits 50 bucks

[Anonymous No.17776323]

>>17776269
>Cutting out half of the original

[Anonymous No.17776325]

haha money printer goes brrrrrrrr
haha i push the button and the money comes out haha

[Anonymous No.17776327]

>>17776276
not him but I laughed

[Anonymous No.17776329]

Some raging faggot (probably a bullcuck) smashedf my phone yesterday. Help me rebuild my folder bear bros.

[Anonymous No.17776339]

I just closed my TSLA puts and now I have no positions
Wat do

[Anonymous No.17776341]

>>17776292
Because they're fucking pussys thats why, hold over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.17776343]

>>17776276
based

[Anonymous No.17776342]

>>17776329

[Anonymous No.17776345]

Market goes big red today before trump speech then recovers to barely green

[Anonymous No.17776346]

>mfw VIX 100 monday

[Anonymous No.17776349]

>>17776325
extremely based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.17776354]

>>17776276
Lmao

[Anonymous No.17776359]

Tesla to 300 in the next 7 days.

Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.17776360]

>>17777777
If this is that scripting faggot then gets means he dies from corona

[Anonymous No.17776362]

[Anonymous No.17776364]

>>17776276
now this is epic

[Anonymous No.17776365]

JEROME POWELL

[Anonymous No.17776366]

>>17776276
If that's OC very well done, saved

[Anonymous No.17776370]

>>17776276
>the absolute state of the stock market

[Anonymous No.17776378]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY WON'T MY PUT ORDERS GO THROUGH
I WANT MY FUCKING GAINS
I PLACED THEM 10 MINUTES AFTER OPENING WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.17776379]

>>17776341
I planned on holding it for the entire month. Is there any reason not to? Is there some daily fee or someshit?

[Anonymous No.17776391]

>>17776339
Buy some corona and chill on the front porch listening to Johnny Cash

[Anonymous No.17776397]

Trump is going to declare a national emergency, you heard it here first.

closing DEEP red.

[Anonymous No.17776398]

>>17776378
I'm surprised there's anyone willing to sell puts in this economy.

[Anonymous No.17776401]

>>17776276
hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.17776403]

>>17776276
High quality

[Anonymous No.17776405]

>>17776276

[Anonymous No.17776406]

Any bears getting really annoyed at the fed for printing pretend money in the trillions 3 times this week in an attempt to stop the inevitable? I mean theres still huge gains but fuck off with the artificial meddling.

[Anonymous No.17776407]

I see Friday the 13th as the Luckiest Day of the Year.

Whether that luck is good or bad is entirely up you and what you do today. Some will have bad luck and some will have good luck. What's bad luck for one person ends up being good luck for another, and vice versa.

[Anonymous No.17776408]

>>17776346
is it possible to do calls on the VIX?

[Anonymous No.17776409]

>>17776339
You should buy more Tsla puts dude. Its still at a 120 bil market cap.

It should be at 30 bil or so. 300 per share incoming very shortly.

[Anonymous No.17776414]

>>17776276

[Anonymous No.17776415]

>The head of the World Health Organization says that Europe is now the "epicentre" of the Covid-19 pandemic.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17776418]

hehehehe

[Anonymous No.17776419]

>>17776397
thats already confirmed on multiple news agencies

[Anonymous No.17776424]

>>17776276
lmao

[Anonymous No.17776425]

STATE OF EMERGENCY

FLORIDA'S REP TESTED POSITIVE AFTER BEING BY HUEHUE AND SO WAS TRUMP

[Anonymous No.17776426]

>>17776398
I DIDN'T SELL THEM I BOUGHT THEM
FUCKING GIVE THEM TO ME

[Anonymous No.17776427]

>>17776397
+ an economic stimulus

[Anonymous No.17776429]

>>17776359
Cute

[Anonymous No.17776430]

>>17776365
Based CZ 52.

[Anonymous No.17776434]

Honestly, if you're not trying to buy as much as you can now and over the next few days you're a poorfag who's never going to make it

[Anonymous No.17776441]

Printer's fixed

[Anonymous No.17776444]

>>17776276
Put a federal reserve logo on him and it'd be perfect

[Anonymous No.17776445]

>>17776276
Based

[Anonymous No.17776446]

Alright boys let's start thinking about close. Weekend could be devastating, where we dropping?

[Anonymous No.17776451]

>>17776292
Because it's an inverse etf that is readjusted daily. Losses stack up faster than gains if you hold for longer periods of time unless it's a straight decline with no green at all.

[Anonymous No.17776452]

>>17776359
MILKIES

[Anonymous No.17776457]

PUTS:
>DAL
>LUV
>AAL
>UAL
>DIS
>SIX
>SEAS
>FUN
>XLY

BUY:
>LACK
>PASS
>SOXS
>TECS
>FAZ
>SQQQ
>SPXU

[Anonymous No.17776460]

>>17776379
I’m reverse on the GUSH side but I’m also confused about this. They said that ETFs decay, but I’m unsure what this means.

[Anonymous No.17776461]

>>17776379
"volatility decay" but it's irrelevant in this situation, you just don't want to hold it when the market is not in turmoil obviously.

[Anonymous No.17776463]

>>17776276
Based, try putting the Fed logo on the desk

[Anonymous No.17776465]

>>17776288
hodl already

[Anonymous No.17776470]

>you arrive in Bethlehem

[Anonymous No.17776476]

>>17776362
kek

I like fed memes

[Anonymous No.17776479]

NOO JERMONE NOT THE HECKIN PRINTERINOS MY PUTTERINOS ARE RED AHHH

[Anonymous No.17776489]

>>17776279
>pumping by single digit billions
Heh, we eat pieces of shit like that for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.17776491]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rx0eqQl8wk


brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.17776493]

>>17776451
>readjusted daily
Is there something like SQQQ that doesn't do this or has a longer term? This basically means that if there's green days during the red days I lose out more than I gain right?

[Anonymous No.17776495]

Imagine buying anything that is wholly propped up by kikes at the fed

[Anonymous No.17776496]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDleXP4t8oc
watch traders btfo themselves live

can someone tell me what the FUCK the horn is in the background at the NYSE? And the little 6-note jingle as well?

[Anonymous No.17776500]

Fuck me why are the markets just hovering i want RED we are so close

[Anonymous No.17776501]

>>17776378

[Anonymous No.17776502]

>GME +10%
ITS HAPPENING!

[Anonymous No.17776505]

>>17776451
the declines have been large enough to make holding it since end of February profitable

But I wouldn't expect that to continue

[Anonymous No.17776513]

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING JEROME

[Anonymous No.17776517]

>>17776460

You pay high fees for the fund. In a flat market that means you are paying out a good bit of money for no growth. I think I read a study that concluded that it was still higher ROI wise to hold leveraged funds like you would any other despite this, it's just riskier since your money can be gone when you need it.

[Anonymous No.17776520]

THIS IS POWELLS FINAL FAKE PUSH, ITS OGRE

[Anonymous No.17776522]

>>17776325
>plays the stocks
>believes money is real
a bit slow aren’t you anon

[Anonymous No.17776527]

DOW sub 20k by end of session, yay or nay? I think yay, but only because of Trump's speech and panic selling normalfaggots.

[Anonymous No.17776532]

Glad you liked it anons.
It truly is a clown market.

>>17776444
>>17776463

There you go.

[Anonymous No.17776533]

I'd love to buy some TSLA for 300 and go long term.
That'd be very sexy

[Anonymous No.17776534]

>>17776444
>>17776276

and Trump with lash behind him

[Anonymous No.17776540]

>>17776495
Thinking about that makes me feel slimy and like I have a big nose

[Anonymous No.17776544]

>>17776502
This shit makes no sense. Why is this stock rising? What are they doing that warrants a rise in price?

[Anonymous No.17776547]

Here's some toilet paper fighting for you guys

https://twitter.com/FrankKhalidUK/status/1237494153828880386

https://twitter.com/jneill/status/1236987384417353728

https://twitter.com/FrankKhalidUK/status/1237772680478314497

https://twitter.com/mcspocky/status/1238436148592115712

https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson_MP/status/1236294929313398786

[Anonymous No.17776553]

>>17776292
The reasons are technical.

Leveraged funds like SQQQ don't perfectly track 3x the underlying asset; they triple the percentage change each day. This means that your return can be more or less than 3x if you hold more than a day. In fact, it's even possible to lose money if the market goes sideways for a long period of time.

They call this "volatility drag" — during a volatile market crab, you lose money. But the market isn't crabbing, so you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.17776556]

>>17776517
It was worth it to hold TQQQ during the last 11 years because it was 11 uninterrupted years of bull market

But if you were loaded into TQQQ at the start of this year...lmao

[Anonymous No.17776557]

>>17776276

[Anonymous No.17776560]

>>17776544
quarantine gaming?

[Anonymous No.17776566]

>>17776408
VXX has options.

[Anonymous No.17776572]

>>17776532
Fucking incredible

[Anonymous No.17776578]

>>17776517
Can you explain how I’m paying the fees? Is it like reverse dividends or something?

[Anonymous No.17776579]

>>17776276
11/10 excellent, top quality, kino

[Anonymous No.17776584]

>>17776359
khazar milkers? excellent selection

[Anonymous No.17776587]

Redpill me on GUSH

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17776588]

NOOO MY GME DIDN"T FILL!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17776589]

>>17776544
Reggie Fils-Aime

[Anonymous No.17776590]

>>17776532
PUMP FASTER FED

[Anonymous No.17776591]

>>17775544
>>17775544
>>17775544
>>17775544
>>17775544
>>17775544
I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT MY IRL BUDDY JUST ASKED ME ABOUT THIS HAPPENING TOO

[Anonymous No.17776593]

>>17776532
Perfect

[Anonymous No.17776595]

>>17776547
>we're more concerned about getting toilet paper than handsoap
America's IQ is freefalling more than the economy

[Anonymous No.17776599]

+1.5%, the bull is BACK. Bears killing themselves as we speak, thank you based Powlle!

[Anonymous No.17776600]

>>17776444
checked

[Anonymous No.17776603]

>>17776502
Boy my 10 shares are screaming.

[Anonymous No.17776605]

>>17776544
Boomers are probably thinking "everybody stays home because everything's cancelled and plays video games"

[Anonymous No.17776606]

>>17776547
Why the FUCK is it always toilet paper, shouldn't they be worried about food?

[Anonymous No.17776608]

>>17776544
There are so many people short, simply not going bankrupt is enough to make it go up. Short squeeze.

[Anonymous No.17776611]

>>17776544
REGGIE

[Anonymous No.17776615]

>>17776544
They hired the popular nintendo guy, like that will make people actually walk to a store to buy games and shit. It's just a hype pump

[Anonymous No.17776620]

>>17776591
GOD WHY ARE THEY INTERFERING WITH THE MARKET. I WANT IT TO CRASH

[Anonymous No.17776626]

IM RIDING SQQQ UNTIL THE BOTTOM
YOU CANT STOP ME

[Anonymous No.17776629]

>>17776532
Fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.17776631]

>>17776591
Didn’t China ban shorting before they stopped all trading

[Anonymous No.17776637]

>>17776603
I have $4 Calls in April and the spread is $0.11 to $3.90

[Anonymous No.17776640]

>>17776544
Reggie is promoting COVID-19 safety.

[Anonymous No.17776641]

>>17776544
People are buying games because of the quarantine...

[Anonymous No.17776650]

>>17776606
National guard will deliver food to homes if it comes to a lockdown it seems

[Anonymous No.17776654]

>>17776606
Toilet paper and paper towels take up a lot of space in inventory for low returns, stores thus only have enough on hand to meet normal demand. If there is any kind of run it goes empty immediately.

[Anonymous No.17776659]

>>17776626
same
yolo

[Anonymous No.17776660]

>>17776560
>>17776605
>>17776641
Makes no sense. People quarantined buy their games through digital sellers (steam, gog, epic)
Why is a physical store chain gaining when it's literally on its last legs?
>>17776589
>>17776611
>>17776615
>>17776640
Wasn't this a week-old news? What is he doing exactly?
>>17776608
Well, this does make a bit more sense. But they're going bankrupt anyways.

[Anonymous No.17776663]

>>17776640
What a clown world we live in

[Anonymous No.17776665]

>>17776578

It's deducted from the fund itself over the course of the year. So say SPY was perfectly flat for a full year, then it's 3x leverage fund would be down somewhat, like 1-2% for the year.

> Assume an ETF has a stated annual expense ratio of 0.75%. On an investment of $50,000, the expected expense to be paid over the course of the year is $375. If the ETF returned precisely 0% for the year, the investor would slowly see his $50,000 move to a value of $49,625 over the course of the year.

As I said though, I'm pretty sure the massive gains over time still outweigh this effect if you're willing to hold for a while, it's just super risky. If SPY ever had a -33% day your money would be totally and permanently wiped, which is what happened to XIV.

[Anonymous No.17776666]

>>17776276
Holy shit it's perfect. Saved

[Anonymous No.17776668]

I just bought more Antibe stonks

You know what everyone will need for a global flu pandemic?

Aleve 2.0, stronger and without side effects

Which Antibe is testing

[Anonymous No.17776669]

>>17776426
a-anon someone has to sell them in order for you to buy them

[Anonymous No.17776673]

>>17776553
Should I hold SQQQ until Monday since shit will happen over the weekend. More states are declaring emergency to.

[Anonymous No.17776679]

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JEROME

[Anonymous No.17776682]

>>17776532

[Anonymous No.17776684]

Everyone should purchase $8c 4/17 for GME right now

[Anonymous No.17776685]

>>17776660
>he doesn’t know about consolefags
based

[Anonymous No.17776694]

>Deutsche Bank clears part of London HQ after coronavirus case
Jesus these poor fucks can't catch a break

[Anonymous No.17776696]

>>17776673

honestly unless it moons before close today that is my plan.

[Anonymous No.17776697]

>>17776660
>Makes no sense. People quarantined buy their games through digital sellers (steam, gog, epic)
>Why is a physical store chain gaining when it's literally on its last legs?
Boomers.

[Anonymous No.17776698]

>>17776668
Why is it down so much?
It held nicely during corona.

[Anonymous No.17776703]

>>17776673
>you buy SQQQ
>trump makes announcement
>markets close for 4 weeks
>epidemic is over
>market opens and your SQQQ is worth $10/share

[Anonymous No.17776709]

>>17776668
People aren’t going to want to try a brand new Aleve drug in times of crisis, they’ll go with the comforting brand they know

[Anonymous No.17776712]

>>17776665

I'm personally thinking about going balls deep in SSO over the course of this year after the dust settles. It's 2x leveraged which is a little "safer", and I'm willing to sit in it for a long time since I already have a 401k with boring investments. This will be my lightning.

[Anonymous No.17776713]

>>17776694
Good. I need them to burn

[Anonymous No.17776714]

>>17776665
Thanks for the heads up; based on this, I might stick with only getting 300 shares total at 0.50. I could bear to lose $150, and 300 shares is still great if it spikes back up.

[Anonymous No.17776715]

>>17776249
Just a friendly reminder, stonks only go down. If you're wondering why my balance is so low, yes I am down an entire $300 today, but I sold my DIS for a $1200 profit which I pulled, and got myself a Ruger SR1911 SS. She's a beaut! I will be very green by EOD.

[Anonymous No.17776720]

>>17776685
All consoles from 2 gens back have digital sales.

[Anonymous No.17776721]

>>17776660
>bankrupt
They aren't though. At least not yet. They just hired Reggie fils Aime. Former head of Nintendo of America and an excellent salesman. Thats not who you hire to handle a bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.17776723]

>>17776591
don't believe bullshit posted on 4chan dot com

[Anonymous No.17776725]

guys I’m losing so much money on my puts....should I just cut my losses?

[Anonymous No.17776726]

>print money
>stoc go up
>no print money
>stoc go down
I think I've cracked the code guys.

[Anonymous No.17776727]

>>17776713
me too, just put in a put order
if they would fucking give it to me that would be nice

[Anonymous No.17776729]

>>17776684
convince me GME isn't a PnD scheme at this point

[Anonymous No.17776731]

>>17776663
it's a dunkey vid, dummy

[Anonymous No.17776736]

>>17776703
cover yourself by buying a fuckton of GUSH

[Anonymous No.17776737]

>>17776698
The TSX melted down yesterday, idk why it's down today other than Canadian market panic

[Anonymous No.17776739]

Fuck trump

[Anonymous No.17776740]

>>17776694
Imma need sace on that one

[Anonymous No.17776744]

>>17776725
yes

[Anonymous No.17776751]

>>17776533
It's likely to hit 200 bro so be safe.

[Anonymous No.17776753]

I was amazed when we breached 60 VIX, my mind was blown when we breached 70 VIX, if we breach 80 you guys should be worried about your accounts disappearing.

[Anonymous No.17776757]

Trump please tweet something stupid

[Anonymous No.17776760]

>>17776544
Look at how much of it is sold short, dude. There's literally nobody left who CAN sell anymore. It can only go up.

I bet it hits $10 in the next few months. Safe short term buy, but it's not going to survive the ongoing retailpocalypse so not a good long term hold.

[Anonymous No.17776761]

>>17776725
Don't worry stocks will tank after Trump speaks like they always do. He's a retard that is poisonous to the market.

[Anonymous No.17776763]

>>17776725
fuck no, next week is Negro Monday

[Anonymous No.17776777]

>>17776740
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/deutsche-bank-clears-part-london-134609065.html?.tsrc=fin-srch

[Anonymous No.17776778]

>>17776696
Highest it was was $36.31 before

[Anonymous No.17776779]

>>17776753
i think our overlevereged savings accounts are going to disappear

FDIC will take a decade to pay out

[Anonymous No.17776783]

It dumps after lunch right, thats when all the market jews can cover their asses after this fake pump

[Anonymous No.17776790]

>>17776763

is that a technical term?

[Anonymous No.17776798]

Moments until the entire house crumbles

[Anonymous No.17776800]

>>17776739
They are so angry that they don't even go out to vote, now that's a true roar for change

[Anonymous No.17776801]

This bald guy is famous for shooting porn with everyone no one else wants to fuck. Such as fatties and ugly man looking trannies. Even he is talking about the happenings.

[Anonymous No.17776804]

>>17776736
>GUSH
Are you retarded? Oil is unbelievable dead for months. Are you one of those delusional Stocktwitiot? Just because its 50 cents does not make it a good deal. They already announced a reverse split 40 to 1.

[Anonymous No.17776805]

>>17776726

All you need now is a circumcision, and then you can have Jerome's job.

[Anonymous No.17776809]

>>17776753
Explain please

[Anonymous No.17776810]

>>17776715
And here's my new toy for coronachan apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.17776813]

>>17776739

Peak basedboy

[Anonymous No.17776817]

>>17776753
....SQQQ gains stop if the bank running it goes bankrupt

[Anonymous No.17776818]

>>17776703
Burgers are just now getting around to having kids stay home. Way behind.

[Anonymous No.17776821]

>>17776593
nice id kek

[Anonymous No.17776825]

>>17776801
Why do you follow him kek

[Anonymous No.17776827]

>>17776761
>markets were at an all time high
>global economy crashes because China virus
>Dat ebil Trumpf
Orange man bad

[Anonymous No.17776831]

>>17776736
Gushlords sound off

[Anonymous No.17776842]

>>17776739
On the one hand I get not wanted to bail out the fuck ups that work at banks.

On the other hand you're gonna need a lot more than 500 billion when they go insolvent.

[Anonymous No.17776844]

GOING DOWWWWWWWWN

[Anonymous No.17776851]

>>17776825

[Anonymous No.17776853]

What are some penny stocks destined to rise

[Anonymous No.17776854]

>>17776779
>he still keeps money in the bank
Dumbass. Don't you remember Cyprus? I take all my money out of the bank each paycheck and keep it in cash, silver/gold, crypto, or investment accounts.

[Anonymous No.17776857]

>>17776809
Banks are over leveraged, 2008 taught them nothing, with 3:1 leverage a 33% loss means insolvency. That's just 3:1.

[Anonymous No.17776859]

>>17776739
>get student loan money
>use it to buy beer
>wtf why won’t they bail ME out

[Anonymous No.17776869]

>>17776853
Unironically GUSH if you're willing to wait 1-10 years.

[Anonymous No.17776870]

>>17776851
I love that picture so much, I wonder where Null is now

[Anonymous No.17776876]

>markets open green
>trump announces a briefing
>shit immediately starts tanking
how does he do it?

[Anonymous No.17776880]

>>17776854
Investment accounts are banks fucking retard

[Anonymous No.17776882]

>>17776827
No fucking excuses

[Anonymous No.17776890]

>>17776817
Just print more

[Anonymous No.17776894]

>>17776869
>buy $10,000 GUSH right now
>wait 10 years
>be a multi-millionaire
Sounds good to me desu.

[Anonymous No.17776899]

I-I'm sorry guys I think this is happening because I was drinking a lot of red bull. I stopped this past week so hopefully everything gets a bit better...

[Anonymous No.17776902]

>>17776739
Counter point, anyone with half a fucking brain should have bought yesterday and today because every fucking time there is a "pandemic" stocks bounce right back with usually a +10% on it. Like you would be dumb not to invest right now

[Anonymous No.17776908]

>>17776279
MAJOR UPDATE

Third POMO is out. MASSIVELY oversubscribed over 3x. This is literally the Fed right now >>17776532

[Anonymous No.17776916]

>>17776761
What's it like to have an IQ of 85

[Anonymous No.17776917]

>>17776844
Even according to your thing it'll go up. Trump will not let it plummet below 2400.

[Anonymous No.17776922]

>>17776880
nope.

[Anonymous No.17776930]

>dow up 300 points from bottom
its only up from here. do your best powell.

[Anonymous No.17776933]

this crabbing is so tense, you know it's about to blow up or down any moment

[Anonymous No.17776938]

>>17776899
Red Bull sucks. Rockstar is what you want. Makes me feel like Superman after one can.

[Anonymous No.17776939]

>>17776276
perfect Fedjak

[Anonymous No.17776943]

>>17776930
is this reverse posting

[Anonymous No.17776945]

>>17776908
I should not have doubted Powell would bail out RP funds by buying back bonds. Fuck me my position is in the dirt

[Anonymous No.17776946]

>>17776930
>bottom
ngmi

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17776950]

>>17776902
Counter counter point. Did you see what happened to everybody on the market? They got slaughtered yesterday. Who in their right mind would buy if you could just lose 10% in a single day like that?

[Anonymous No.17776951]

>>17776876
He is the bear whisperer

[Anonymous No.17776955]

>>17776894
you realize GUSH is about to reverse split right?

[Anonymous No.17776958]

>This market

[Anonymous No.17776971]

Trudy speaking now

Mostly platitudes and French

[Anonymous No.17776977]

>>17776869
What is GUSH? ETF of combined oil funds?

[Anonymous No.17776980]

>>17776938
Pepsico just bought rockstar

[Anonymous No.17776983]

>>17776753
This will be fun

[Anonymous No.17776987]

>>17776739
>don't vote but get mad when your guy loses
>still thinks the fed is a government organization
>closes with "this is a cow, the cow says moo" as if it's a profound statement
Reminder that everyone here who isn't retarded has been making money this past week while this dude has been dusting his collection of Funko Pops.

[Anonymous No.17776990]

>dax closing on huge green gains

[Anonymous No.17776991]

Are we expecting a late day meme pump for cheap puts again?

[Anonymous No.17776992]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q

[Anonymous No.17776993]

[Anonymous No.17777010]

>>17776991
It's happening now, anon.

[Anonymous No.17777011]

>>17776977
3x leveraged, got ultrabogged

[Anonymous No.17777015]

[Anonymous No.17777016]

>>17776955
so he'll be a 400,000-aire

[Anonymous No.17777027]

To whom it may concern,
We will pump in the last half hour, as per schedule.
Thank you,
Jerome Powell

[Anonymous No.17777033]

>>17776908
explain...

[Anonymous No.17777035]

>>17776908
HOLY FUCK I HATE THE FUCKING FED

[Anonymous No.17777040]

>>17776844

I've long wondered, is graph tea leaf reading like this actually worth anything or just bullshit for idiots?

[Anonymous No.17777044]

>>17776955
So wait until after the split?

[Anonymous No.17777046]

FUCKING AMD PUMP UP TO 42 SO I CAN GET RID OF THIS DUMB PIECE OF SHIT STOCK!!!!

[Anonymous No.17777054]

[Anonymous No.17777059]

>>17776990
Outstanding moves of DAX

[Anonymous No.17777061]

>>17776991
aint cheap enough for you right now, you greedy cunt?

[Anonymous No.17777062]

Bolsonaro has it lol

[Anonymous No.17777063]

>>17776869
>>17776894
>>17776955
>>17776977
>>17777011
Do not fucking buy GUSH retards! Its fucking collapsing for a reason! Even if oil recovers 100%, GUSH will still be worthless.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17777067]

Threw all my left over smart money into TQQQ... Worst thing that happens is I lose like 50% of it.

[Anonymous No.17777068]

>AMD up again
Kontinue your scheduled krabbing, AMDbros.

[Anonymous No.17777069]

What absolute retard would seriously think this is over? It’s literally just beginning.

[Anonymous No.17777070]

Can someone explain to me what the thick and what the thin line in most graphs stand for?

[Anonymous No.17777071]

Why would you make a national emergency declaration during trading hours?

[Anonymous No.17777073]

ITS PUMPIN!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17777081]

>>17777040

Mostly bullshit. Some indicators are useful but the astrological signs themselves are all confirmation bias.

[Anonymous No.17777083]

Anyone else nervous about fucking up this once in a decade opportunity? I have enough cash to secure an early retirement with a few good trades, but I'm hesitant to deploy it.

[Anonymous No.17777091]

>>17777063
Kek, let them do it. I already looked into this and it's quite a gamble.

[Anonymous No.17777097]

>>17776360
rollin for trump has corona

[Anonymous No.17777103]

>>17777070
look up candlestick graph

[Anonymous No.17777108]

>>17777046
>wants to get rid of the big boy for after-crash trading
Idiot.

[Anonymous No.17777111]

>>17777033
Fed backstopped the bond market so the RP funds don't liquidate. Anybody short bonds got fucked in the ass by a long line of money printing. Nobody saw it coming. Fucking RIP me

[Anonymous No.17777119]

>DEGIRO says its 4.85 , Google says its 4.75

Who do i believe this stupid shit

[Anonymous No.17777121]

>Fed pumping again

[Anonymous No.17777123]

FUCK THE FED!!!

[Anonymous No.17777128]

Tesla will be under 300 in 7 days

[Anonymous No.17777130]

>>17776955
It literally doesnt matter retard, you don't lose money on a reverse split

[Anonymous No.17777131]

>>17776990
>Lufthansa +7%
you're getting scammed mate

[Anonymous No.17777135]

Buy TECS for the weekend

[Anonymous No.17777137]

there we go. almost 3%.

[Anonymous No.17777138]

LOAD THE FUCK UP ON SQQQ
ANYTHING UNDER 30 IS A BUY
MONDAY COMES IT WILL BE
BIG COOMS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17777139]

>>17777071
Because you're gonna halt trading

[Anonymous No.17777140]

>>17777070
>thick: first and last quote in your chosen timeframe
>thin: high and low in your chosen timeframe

[Anonymous No.17777142]

30 minutes til lunch is over

[Anonymous No.17777144]

>>17777083
Grab RCL and DAL cheapies as low as possible then sell once kung flu calms down, enjoy your gains.

[Anonymous No.17777147]

>buy one share of GUSH
>gain 100x value when it reverse splits
easy money

[Anonymous No.17777149]

>>17777068
It will dump on monday, load up those puts.

[Anonymous No.17777154]

BOLSANARO HAS CORONA!

[Anonymous No.17777161]

>>17777081

I'm guessing some linear regressions might be useful, is there anything else useful?

[Anonymous No.17777166]

inb4 Trump collapses on live TV

[Anonymous No.17777168]

>>17777063
Whats a good penny stock to pick up now then?

[Anonymous No.17777167]

lmao that was a short rally
bullfags btfo

[Anonymous No.17777172]

>>17777111
hence the pump

[Anonymous No.17777181]

>>17777070
it means you're gay.

[Anonymous No.17777182]

>>17777119
>Something went wrong and your order could not be sent. Please contact the Service Desk if this problem persists.

[Anonymous No.17777183]

Fuck the money printer jammed yet again

[Anonymous No.17777185]

>>17777154
old news

[Anonymous No.17777189]

Six flags is closing parks i am told

[Anonymous No.17777204]

>>17777147
Get in ahead of the market, /smg/

[Anonymous No.17777206]

>>17777166
What would be the reaction of the public if this happened?

[Anonymous No.17777207]

Yikes... losing the momentum so soon

[Anonymous No.17777221]

>just got told to work from home for the next month by the corporation i work for

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! anyone else experiencing this?

[Anonymous No.17777230]

How long before the fed promises another 2 trillion

[Anonymous No.17777238]

>>17777189
A local theme park in california (Knotts Berry Farm) also closes tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17777241]

>>17777189
WTF am I gonna do for my 34th birthday? my wife's BF promised to take me... maybe i can get a ticket's worth of lego sets instead!

[Anonymous No.17777243]

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/12/815210420/u-s-launches-retaliatory-airstrikes-in-iraq-after-missile-attack

>And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

[Anonymous No.17777246]

>>17776276
Noice

[Anonymous No.17777248]

>>17777204

[Anonymous No.17777249]

Emergency alert system will broadcast president trumps address.

[Anonymous No.17777250]

oh wait I have two day trades ah yee where's the money?

[Anonymous No.17777255]

>>17777154
>Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro Denies Reports That He Tested Positive for Coronavirus

UNCONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.17777265]

>>17777172
I honestly have no idea what to do. I am fucking dumbfounded the FED keeps intervening. They have a FOMC announcement next week FFS

[Anonymous No.17777269]

>>17776990
>>17777137
Junkie gotta get that last hit!!!

[Anonymous No.17777273]

>>17777119
Why do black people always have to frame everything about their existence by comparing it to white people?

[Anonymous No.17777280]

>>17776831
I just bought 800 shares, why the fuck not. I also bought a bunch of oil stocks earlier this week that are down like 10% since I bought em. Not too worried since I'm a buy and holder, but GUSH looks like it might be a good one year hold.

[Anonymous No.17777283]

>>17777206
Abject panic and widespread suicides among sodomites as Pence takes the reins.

[Anonymous No.17777289]

>>17777221
>Trump secretly shorts all global markets then collapses for the camera
Bobopilled.

[Anonymous No.17777294]

Kill all fed officials

[Anonymous No.17777295]

>>17777221
Me. Have 1 month off so far

[Anonymous No.17777304]

>>17777249
Just going to be more bullshit "wash your hands just the flu under control low risk" canned speech they always do

[Anonymous No.17777306]

>>17777249
for real?

[Anonymous No.17777309]

>>17777265
lock in gains when in doubt man. Im waiting out to see what Trump speaks about. Thats the only reason why I still have my position open

[Anonymous No.17777312]

>>17777265
they just keep throwing more and more in

[Anonymous No.17777313]

>>17776943
BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.17777317]

>>17777138
What happens if they halt trading?

[Anonymous No.17777328]

>>17777273

It's just their way of inversely saying "X are the niggers of Y"

[Anonymous No.17777331]

[Anonymous No.17777332]

>>17777154
His son said on Fox News that he now tested negative. But his aide who went with him to Make a Lago tested positive

[Anonymous No.17777334]

>>17777295
hoping to get into day trading now that i have the time for the next month, any indicators i should look into that you guys would recommend?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17777337]

GUSH is so cheap right now. You can just buy an infinite amount of GUSH and retire like 4 times in two weeks when it goes back to being a $15 stock.

[Anonymous No.17777341]

>>17777273
Imagine living your entire life being basically ignored, you want to scream, "LOOK AT ME, I'M WHITE!"--but you can't because you know in your heart this to be false.
So you perform the next best act, "LOOK AT ME, I'M ALMOST AS GOOD AS WHITE!"

[Anonymous No.17777343]

>>17776715
>>17776810
Woops forgot pic

[Anonymous No.17777342]

>>17777317
trading halts.

[Anonymous No.17777352]

>>17777147
This. Buying 3500 GUSH

[Anonymous No.17777359]

Whats the prediciton here for SNSS ?

[Anonymous No.17777365]

>>17777332
first test positive, second test incoming

[Anonymous No.17777373]

>haha the virus doesn’t matter now because the fed is just throwing fake money at the market goy

Until we learn about how many people are actually dead in China.

[Anonymous No.17777374]

Damn, look at gold. Kek'd

[Anonymous No.17777382]

When will this shitty market crash?

[Anonymous No.17777385]

>>17777342
SQQQ positions will get destroyed is what I meant.

[Anonymous No.17777389]

I WENT TO WALMART AND THEY ARE SOLD OUT ON AMMO

[Anonymous No.17777391]

>AMD on straight upward trend

We did it.

[Anonymous No.17777395]

>>17777374
lol

[Anonymous No.17777402]

>>17777382

When Trump starts coughing uncontrollably during his press conference

[Anonymous No.17777405]

>+3%
WE'RE TAKING IT ALL BACK

[Anonymous No.17777420]

>>17777309
>>17777312
The RP keep getting margin called at 2:30 everyday. I still can't believe they won't try and offload their already overpriced bonds for excess capitol. Especially going into what could be a liquidity crisis. If I'm wrong I'll know at 2-3pm and I will sell no matter if I'm up or down

[Anonymous No.17777429]

>>17776430
thats an 82 noguns

[Anonymous No.17777430]

>>17776292
That bull market thinking, this is bear country. If you think SP500 gonna drop, hold SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17777434]

>>17777334
Buy low, sell high. You'll be fine

[Anonymous No.17777442]

part of me wants to code up an indicator that counts the number of green and pink wojaks posted on every /smg/ thread in real time and trade based off of that, but im too lazy.

[Anonymous No.17777456]

>>17776276
Fucking amazing + ID color

[Anonymous No.17777458]

>>17776544
70 % more internet gaming in Italy lmao

[Anonymous No.17777462]

>>17777389
all non-essential shops are closed from Monday, in Austria.
So I went to the local Gunshop to buy some Ammo, and the guy ahead of me literally bought all the .223 Remington they had left
like 500 rounds

[Anonymous No.17777464]

>>17777343
>1911
You are a good man

[Anonymous No.17777465]

and just like that.. we're back

[Anonymous No.17777470]

STOP PUMPING JEROME

[Anonymous No.17777472]

>>17777453
>>17777453
>>17777453
>>17777453

new thread

[Anonymous No.17777479]

MAXR revealing the mass graves in Iran. Damn, I want this stock to get even cheaper. I bought my share at 4.9$.

[Anonymous No.17777484]

>>17777334
Buy high, sell low

[Anonymous No.17777494]

>>17777389
>going to walmart for ammo

[Anonymous No.17777536]

>markets rally ahead of trump declaring national emergency
hope you're not falling for it, you should cover your shorts after the announcement, but before the weekend though. Fed goes sicko mode on Monday and/or NYSE closes

[Anonymous No.17777540]

>>17777119
Check the delay on the listings. Sometimes one of them will be real time and the other delayed by 15 minutes, or the system ducks up and stops updating.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17777576]

-40% on Tranny medical corp.
-32% on LCI
-27% on GALT
-46% on SNSS
-51% on NOVN

Fuck all you shills! I've been saying buy GME for like a month and look we're up 6% for the fucking month and got earnings coming up.

[Anonymous No.17777651]

AHHHH

[Anonymous No.17777652]

>>17776502
gamers rise up

[Anonymous No.17777659]

>>17776739
>Help human beings
HEY BANKERS ARE HUMANS TOO!

[Anonymous No.17777668]

Nice try Jerome

[Anonymous No.17777677]

>>17777389
They only sell boomer ammo

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17777744]

>>17777359
Data will include partials, stock will go up like crazy.

[Anonymous No.17777822]

>>17777391
Hodl it. Going to shut the bed Monday, but

[Anonymous No.17777831]

How is this mountain called?

[Anonymous No.17777904]

>>17777831
Scoliosis

[Anonymous No.17777920]

>>17777119
>Straight black men are constantly shackled by the rest of their community
Based?

[Anonymous No.17777924]

>>17777744
checked

[Anonymous No.17777963]

So what does this mean for us bears

[Anonymous No.17778035]

>>17777442
>+0.00000001%--> green wojacks, muhh golden bull, lambo daydreaming
>-0.00000001%--> red melting wojacks, end of capitalism, death of western civilization

[Anonymous No.17778048]

It's saying it will take several days for funds to enter my account
How to get into digital horse racing faster?

[Anonymous No.17778052]

>>17777963
that it's the fourth or fifth bull trap in the past two weeks

[Anonymous No.17778081]

>>17776725
BUY HIGH SELL LOW

[Anonymous No.17778097]

>>17777744
When will the data be presented anon

[Anonymous No.17778186]

>>17778035
is it too late to place a put on FUN?

[Anonymous No.17778266]

>>17777249
>Bro, just the flu, buy stonks pls- DJT

[Anonymous No.17778291]

>>17777343
>1911
enjoy it while you can because corona is going to get you soon mr boomer

[Anonymous No.17778293]

>>17778266
Looking forward to the mass boomer suicides when they realize they'll never retire.

[Anonymous No.17778418]

>>17777777

[Anonymous No.17778705]

>>17777430
Nasdaq bro

[Anonymous No.17779011]

>>17777777

[Anonymous No.17779025]

I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm not going to look at my stocks for the next 10 years. It's not worth all the stress.
I'll make up my losses by wage cucking or cooking T.