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>> No.17770513

poop

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>>17770494
THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD LINK IS:
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Join, we are currently talking about the economy shitting itself and the coronavirus

join

>> No.17770517

>>17770513
pee

>> No.17770518

GREEN DAY
WHERE MY BULLCHADS AT!?

>> No.17770521
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>>17770494

>Then the spell starts to break

>The albatross falls from his neck

>Sinks down like lead into the sea

>Then down in falls comes the RAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.17770523
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17770523

>the Bullish circuit breaker hits
Ooooo

>> No.17770526

how do i hedge against my shorts?

>> No.17770531

>>17770518
>buying anything right now
wew lad

>> No.17770533

>>17770526
buy a shirt

>> No.17770534
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17770534

The corona virus was a nothing burger

Bulls are on parade

>> No.17770546

>>17770534
DOW opens at +1100 and closes at -500 for the weekend.

>> No.17770550
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FRIDAY 13TH PREDICTIONS??????

>Green open
>Green close

>> No.17770556

I like these threads, they really exemplify the manic-depressive episodes of the market at large

>> No.17770561

>>17770550
>>17770546
You can screencap me

>> No.17770572

>>17770534
The most obvious bull trap in history.

>> No.17770576

If I got a DB share for every time a Bull announced "It was over, rally begins" in the past two weeks I'd have about 50 bucks worth of DB shares

>> No.17770577
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>>17770534
>Look look goyim, the futures are green!
>Ignore the fact we're in a bear market, prep the BULL xD

>> No.17770581

REEEEE I MISSED MY CHANCE TO DCA DOWN ON MUH COSTCOOOOOOOI

>>17770531
You buy on red days.
It is known.

Unless you’re trying to scalp some daytrades.

>> No.17770584

Word got around the office that I'm making hella fat stacks of cash on the stock market the last few days and the CEO of the company (who is worth five million dollars) asked me if I would be interested in helping him with getting into investing.

I don't know anything about this shit, I just keep following advice from /smg/ and getting kinda lucky.

>> No.17770585

Told ya yesterday we’d be green.
Good thing about America is that we deal with crises the American way. States and local governments should deal with it with minimal federal intervention. Businesses and schools played an important part by closing down with through their own decision. The coronavirus will be a distant memory in two weeks.

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>>17770550
>pump at opening
>pump at EoD
>shill on FOX news that the markets are totally stable and nothings wrong go back to work

I'd hate to say you're wrong but you're probably right.

>> No.17770587

I almost sold everything yesterday.... More pain on Monday.

>> No.17770588

>>17770550
This is Friday the 13th after one of the largest single day losses by % in US history. Today, bulls are going to hoist the DOW up and then get cut off and killed.

>> No.17770596

>>17770534
thanks for the free puts, bagholders.

>> No.17770598

>>17770572
Bull traps in bear markets can last weeks.

Bend over bears.

>> No.17770602

i bought puts at closing yesterday

>> No.17770604

Bears are insane if they’re surprised by green after one of the worst days ever.

Scratch that, bearishness is a marker of insanity. Though a little madness can make for a good trader.

>> No.17770606

>>17770585
Look at the absolute state of this C O P E

>> No.17770615

I NEEED MORE LOSSES NOWWWWW

>> No.17770622

>>17770585
2 months best case scenario and im an optimist
supply chains my dude

>> No.17770626
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Why is the stock market rigged?
Even if it goes up by 9.51% today, we are only at 2716 instead of 2741.38 where it closed at? Where did the 30 points go to?

>> No.17770630

>>17770606
>le cope
Nice redditspeak.
You’ll be laughing about the panic with me in two weeks when this is over

>> No.17770636

>>17770585
>Good thing about America is that we deal with crises the American way.
By underestimating the crisis, then undertesting, then people being afraid to get tested because it'd cost them their livelihood?

>> No.17770641

Just like the other days futures were up 800-1000 points, it will be green for 5 minutes then take a huge shit.

>> No.17770646
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I want this to be a super giga green day, because it will tank hard Monday and it's going to be hilarious seeing the news reporting about how the whole drop was a burger or no importance and everyone should get back in today.
So many idiots are going to get burned by these little bounces on our way down.

>> No.17770647

>>17770636

And getting rich buying the dip yes. Problem eurofags?

>> No.17770650
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>>17770356
>hal stocks

But Why would anyone buy this , it wont go up for a long time and has been on a down trend for a month

>> No.17770658

>>17770636
Why do we need to save everyone? It’s not the government’s job to keep you healthy.

>> No.17770662

DAX +6%
BEARS BTFO

>> No.17770664

>>17770626
into (((their))) pockets

>> No.17770668

I told you guys +15% today, literally look at FTSE MIB right now, short sellers will have to hedge to the upside, record green day. also apparently short selling is restricted in certain countries, if you aren't going long today you are missing out.

>> No.17770672

>>17770658
Unless your a Jewish financier at Goldman Sachs

>> No.17770677

someone post the updated el muerte chart

>> No.17770680
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up 18% premarket on small spxl position already. I wanted to all in today but its too late the golden bullrun has started

>> No.17770684

>>17770626
Are you retarded? Genuinely asking.

>> No.17770685
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17770685

Damage report, how much money did we lose, dipbros?

>> No.17770691

>>17770668
yeah, I'd hate to miss out on black monday 2 electric boogaloo

>> No.17770692

>>17770598
Or you know... Wait.

This market will go down, even bulls know it. There will be some green days like this morning

>> No.17770696
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17770696

Bears BTFO buying more SNSS

>> No.17770698

>>17770585

yikes...

>> No.17770702

Buy a bunch of uwt

>> No.17770705
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>>17770630
>when this is over
BAAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17770706

>>17770494
Where did this pump come from? Was it just the fed inflating markets with their $1T shit?

>> No.17770708

>>17770626
because loosing 9.51% of 2741 is bigger than gaining 9.51% of 2716. Very simple math my dude

>> No.17770711

What the general concensus and how long this drop will last. Im calling its a absolute shit show for 3 more weeks, about how long the media can keep getting clicks over the virus, and about the max time the general population can give a shit.

But we were also due for a recession, this could kick it off

>> No.17770717

>>17770691
are you retarded? do you even know you can day trade?

>> No.17770721

>>17770647
Not at all, I'll be buying US stocks too once the first of your senators start dropping.

>> No.17770727

>>17770691
Just ride both man.

>> No.17770736

>>17770706
they injected the money last night.

>> No.17770747

why are futures halted?

>> No.17770749

>>17770736
I injected your mom last night.

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>>17770702

>0.99 - 0.22 (18.12%)

>> No.17770755

>>17770630
In two weeks US will be where Italy is now and where the rest of western Europe will be next week.

>> No.17770761

>>17770696
You are wise, Ishizoku Reviewers anon

>> No.17770767
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17770767

>open charts
>AMD UP
>XOM UP

>> No.17770768

just look back in the charts, huge green days happen during bear markets
there's always a bit of bounce back

>> No.17770770

>>17770747
upper limit reached, we green today

>> No.17770776

>>17770736
>they injected the money last night.
Markets are closed, they can't inject money. Stop this bullshit Fed meme already it's nauseating.

>> No.17770777

>>17770747
Jews

>> No.17770782

>>17770749
i have two dads.

>> No.17770786
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17770786

Would now be a good time to get into trading stocks? What do i buy into?

>> No.17770791

>>17770534
ok bagholder.

>> No.17770795

>CDC drops the ball with being prepared to face a pandemic
>dems try to blame Trump for it instead
>it's another episode of dems cockblocking any efforts Trump makes to fix things, and then immediately saying Y U NO FIX THINGS???

WEW, no shame, huh?

>> No.17770797

>>17770786
SNSS and SAVA are both in DEEP discount territory right now

>> No.17770802

>>17770770
OH NO GREEN BROS
WE GOT TOO GREENY

>> No.17770804

>>17770523
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST SELL ONCE WE PUMP IN OUR FUNNY MONEY YOU HAVE TO LET US FORCE A BULLISH CIRCUIT BREAKER
>YOU HAVE TO WAIT THE WHOLE WEEKEND SO PEOPLE WILL THINK THAT A NEW FLOOR HAS FORMED THOSE ARE THE RULES!!!

>> No.17770808

>>17770776
you can literally just google this

>> No.17770810

>>17770721

>one of our worthless legislators dying having a negative affect on the market

Lol

>> No.17770813
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17770813

>>17770576
>about 50 bucks worth

>> No.17770814

>>17770786
No yesterday was a good day to buy stocks. Today is a good day to short.

>> No.17770815

>>17770797
Thanks anon

>> No.17770816

>>17770586
It will still crash because, in spite of what kike boomers think, businesses fundamentals are what matter.

>> No.17770817

>>17770797
HE'S ALIVE

>> No.17770820
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>>17770685
It's pretty bad

>> No.17770823

>>17770795
God damn you’re good!
Here’s your (you)!

>> No.17770832

did weedbro kill himself after yesterdays biblical dump?

>> No.17770835

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>> No.17770837

>>17770815
Don't listen to pharma shills if you wann make it

>> No.17770841

>>17770810
Actually...
Tom hanks is probably more important.
Unless it’s fucking Mitch or pelosi.

Oh god, could you imagine how much better the world would be if coronachan gottem both?

>> No.17770846

>>17770841
Take everyone over 60 in the US and kill them. You now live in a world that has a chance.

If RBG dies of Coronavirus it is a sign this disease is literally a gift from Christ.

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17770847

Do you think we'll ever trigger level 2 circuit breakers?

>> No.17770850
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17770850

"Oi cunts, look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east."

God for nothing auzzies saved us all.

>> No.17770857

>>17770837
Shut up and buy JNJ MRK REGN

>> No.17770861

>>17770584
Feed him /smg/ posts with "this is from my sources..." and then tell him which ones you are and aren't in (this way if shit bombs you're in the game with him and you can act like you both got burned against all odds because your info was so sure you were in it too)

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17770864

Now remember, if you want to make ANY money, you need to start lessing within 30 seconds of the initial pump, then fuck off until 1 to buy the dip, then sell again at EOD.


With the last week of pumping by the fed, this shit is down to a science.

>> No.17770868

>>17770797
Sell me on SNSS, will it ever go back to 2006 numbers?

>> No.17770876

Don't bother investing in toilet paper. Boomers buying TP en mass is already priced in. You should start investing in diapers. With no more toilet paper on store shelves, everyone who missed out will have to resort to wearing diapers.

>> No.17770878

>>17770837
this. its insane the amount of pharma "tips" i read every week.

>> No.17770883

NOOOOOOOOO

NO THEYRE NOT DOING THE BERKSHIRE MEETING AAAAAAAA

>> No.17770885
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>Dow from 29,486 to 22,195 - 24%
> S&P from 3,360 to 2,595 - 22%
> NAS from 9,546 to 7,622 - 20%
Take into consideration that this has happen all in the span of a month. One green day, on futures of all things is all it takes to make you people think we're back? Not even a bear fag, but even I think this is ridiculous.

>> No.17770890

>>17770868
I doubt it will go back over $10 a share, but that is possible. More plausible would be 6-8 a share and buyout for 12-15 a share eventually, likely by Abbievie.

>> No.17770903

>>17770584
stay away. even if he offers you a percentile for helping him invest. things will go sour the minute he gets something wrong off your advice.

>> No.17770905

>>17770550
Green open
Manufactured bull circuit breakers
Trump cope tweets about how the problem has been fixed
Green close with a sharp downward trend starting at 3:30
Euros dump on us Sunday night
Regularly scheduled programming on Monday

>> No.17770906

>>17770885
OH NO OVERREACTION FAGS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

I kind of want to fuck the hell out of that fat-tiddy ship or gun

>> No.17770913

>>17770847
what do the breakers even realistically do?

>market crashes
>no wait, stop that shit for like 15 mins
>15 mins is over
>market continues crashing immediately

i don't get it. the coronavirus didn't end in those 15 minutes, people still are selling in a panic. that panic didn't end in 15 minutes. even if you shut it down for the whole day, the very next day? selling.

>> No.17770914

>>17770736
Yeah, but is this JUST from them? Like, fuck.

>> No.17770923

>>17770913
To stop algos going into a feedback loop of perma sell.

>> No.17770925

>>17770913
There's a fair argument to be made that a 15 minute period can stop the most panicked of moves.
I think the real secret is that the 15 minutes are for algoniggers to reconfigure their shit to prevent it from flash-crashing the market with no survivors.

>> No.17770929

>>17770755
And two weeks after that we will be where China is now; business as usual, panic over.

>> No.17770937
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If futures are up 5% , why shouldn't i buy the london S&P500 and earn a FREE 2% gain?

>> No.17770940

>>17770913
Literally let’s people catch their breath from when they used to be screaming at eachother on the floor. Now it’s more like stopping the algos if they’ve gone haywire like in the flash crash.

>>17770914
Are you fuckkng joking?
This isn’t because of repo.
You must be new, and hate reading.

>> No.17770943

>>17770847
No, yesterday was our best shot, and those fucking fed fucks ruined it for us

>> No.17770946
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>>17770925
based ID get
>Stock Market General Thread U OK?

>> No.17770947
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17770947

>>17770925
>>17770923

algos were a mistake.

>> No.17770949

>>17770533
Underrated post.

>> No.17770952

>>17770864
not sure about that today. we might see a consistent rise and end 5% higher than open. either way its good for long shorts.

>> No.17770955

>>17770913
Its to stop automatic selling by the bots at wall street. They will go into a continuous cycle of sell sell sell making the situation worse, so the stop is so that the market has time to catch up

Or something, what do I know I'm using a Mongolian basket weaving online friendship circle to discuss stocks

>> No.17770956

>>17770913
It temporarily halts (or even breaks) the sell feedback loop and gives time for the PPT and some institutional investors to step in

>> No.17770958

>>17770946
>>17770925
absolutely based ID. And green too!

>> No.17770961

>>17770905
>bull circuit breakers
What? Is that even possible?

>> No.17770971

>>17770956
that doesn't sound very free market capitalism desu

>> No.17770978

>>17770961
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/limitup.asp

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>>17770956
>>17770955
>>17770940
>>17770925
>>17770923
>>17770947


ALGOS WERE A MISTAKE.

>> No.17770992

>>17770913
It slows momentum and allows time for a turnaround. Especially when the fed can break out the money printer during circuit breaker time and balance against sell orders to force a crab through the day.
Do that long enough and it should immediately impact algos and possibly convince human traders to take a more optimistic outlook on whether they're facing an opportunity to buy the bottom (instead of catching the falling knife).

>> No.17770994

>>17770820
I could have bought land with your losses you fucking faggot. Why don't you fucking idiots ever sell when it's clearly going down? Even if you like your stocks just buyback later so you don't lose your portfolio. Nothing but hate and disgust at you fucking retards that do this. And don't you start with the
>I am in it for the long haul
Yeah good lucking making that back up you fucking retard

>> No.17770996

>>17770961
Futures are different and everyone is so new and stupid and doesn’t lurk enough.

Futures have a limit at +/- 5%
It’s not exactly a circuit breaker, it doesn’t halt trading, it just means you can’t buy/sell anything outside of that range.

>> No.17770999

>>17770761
400 mg data will only have 1 scan, right? How many months into the treatment is that?

>> No.17771000

>>17770905
this without question

>> No.17771001
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Please don't buy the top of this bearish rising wedge.

Wait for a big W to form like a double bottom,that's the entry point.

Probably around DOW 18k
BTC 2750

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>>17770797
Will be buying a bag of this on Monday. How long have you been on it and when do you expect it to start rising?

>> No.17771006

>>17770979
I wonder if her sex life is any good now.
Well it’s gotta be better than mine.

>> No.17771008

>>17770876
Kek good one tripfriend

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>>17770885
whats wrong you dont like bullish circuit breakers and insane bullish stimulus packs?

>> No.17771019

>>17770940
Then what was it? Was it Apple opening their china stores after just a month and people are finally done panicking?

>> No.17771026

>>17771003
You should not listen to these shills.
I hope you’re just a plant.

Lurk more or read the old threads newfag

>> No.17771029

>>17770994
this is what happens when people listen to boomers instead of learning proper TA. it still boggles my mind that so many investors, with way more capital than i have, don't know shit about how price moves in markets or how to read a chart.

>> No.17771041

>>17771026
Reading up on it it sounds hopefull. Why so bitter

>> No.17771042
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17771042

Is it possible to see a big enough drop that pierces like 2 breakers?

>> No.17771043

>>17770994
Feel the same way about retarded cunts like this >>17770820 seriously kill yourself for having that much money and literally sucking ass with it.

>> No.17771047

>>17770786
Wait for Monday at the very least
Get a brokerage account setup and put money on it asap tho

>> No.17771049

>>17770999
400mg data will have 2 scans I believe and I think it's cycle 6-7. Probably also updated 300mg data.

>> No.17771051

>>17771029
The amount of times I have heard
>This is time to double down
Makes me fucking embarrassed for them. How can they not see that is the gamblers fallacy at play?

>> No.17771060

>>17771019
People are trading the bounce. Unwinding their shorts. Some are buying the dip, sure. Others don’t want to be caught offsides when pelosi announces whatever the stimulus bill is she and trump worked out.

It’s a whole bunch of shit. The real point it that bull runs happen during a bear market all the damn time. This was already a record speed crash. Look at 2008 and zoom in. Some of the biggest gains in the market happened during the crash, between some of the biggest losses.

>> No.17771061

>>17771042
Yeah, just watch how much the newest season of family guy and see what a gay piece of shit it is like you.

>> No.17771068

>>17770797
shill it to me, i cant access their website for some reason..

>> No.17771071
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>>17770994
I'm glad someone is mad about this. Thanks for saving me the trouble.

>>17771029
If you're that good at this, then why haven't you made millions yet?

>> No.17771072
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Limit buys are plugged in. 50/50 SPXS SQQQ. Rock and roll.

>> No.17771075

>>17771049
Then again.
How many months into treatment is the first and second scan?

>> No.17771085

>>17771051
>inevitable massive dip about to take place
>I'll just ride it out
It makes zero sense

>> No.17771091

>>17771060
neat. thx

>> No.17771096

So:

does this coronavirus panic crash finally prove that holding overnight is a meme? and holding for years is a mega meme? where are my fellow day trader chads at?

>> No.17771106

>>17771096
We all know this, holding things indefinitely is retarded.

>> No.17771109

>>17771085
>I lived through 2008 you know
Yeah and how did that work out for you. I fucking hate talking to these people. Stop being so fucking greedy and sell. Or don't and lose half your net worth. What do I care

>> No.17771114

>>17771096
What about holding over life? I know a dude who inherited his father's stocks, and will hold then to the day he dies.

>> No.17771116

>>17771041
>implying
I don’t like seeing people scammed out of their money but you do you.

I also don’t like the pathetic People who need to have a name on these boards and use them to pretend they have any authority or special knowledge.

Also this guy is pathetic, he shills all over the place, there’s another anon that’s got the rundown. He’s a felon who tried to knock over a liquor store. These microcap pennystocks are great at siphoning money from strangers.

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>>17771096
>hold overnight
>pre-market AMD up 42.30
>I bought extra 2 shares at 42
You got too cocky, bears.

>> No.17771125

>>17771096
>b-but you can't make money with day trading
t. bagholders

>> No.17771126

>>17771096
>and holding for years is a mega meme?
Mostly yes.
>holding overnight is a meme?
I'm an advocat of the 24/5 market anyway.

>> No.17771142

>>17771114
>most businesses go under especially after a long enough time
Your friend is a retarded faggot

>> No.17771159

>sold all puts at 3pm yesterday
never think you know this market

>> No.17771160

>>17771071
>If you're that good at this, then why haven't you made millions yet?

because im young with not a lot of capital (tens of thousands), but it's happening. a lot of it is risk management to be honest with you, the TA is just there to give you the best odds possible. it's mainly a matter of determining the short, medium, and long-term trends, and then using a volume-weighted indicator of some sort that should agree in a proper trend and disagree on weakness. it's actually fairly simple and common sense, but the main problem is people look at indicators as "magic lines" instead of actually understanding wtf they are telling you about what price and volume are doing over time.

>> No.17771172

>>17771075
Again, Cycle 6-7. I don't know the length of time between cycles, but I am under the impression 400mg started in October.

>> No.17771177

>>17771114
>GE
Fuck you and your friend for your fucking idiot tier ideas. An actively managed portfolio would save you from being such a fucking retard. Not very day, fucking look at it once a quarter at least so you don't get stuck holding toxic bags. Fuck you people are dumb as rocks

>> No.17771182

>>17771124
wow, 2 whole shares, anon? that's almost $100, are you rich????

>> No.17771183

>>17770937
Futures might be up on the weekends if Trump announces today that there won't be any lock downs.

>> No.17771189

>>17771159
FUCK WHY DIDNT I SELL AT 3PM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.17771190

Accumulate REFR .

>> No.17771193

Priced in

>> No.17771196

>>17771142
lol you can make your family giga rich in two generations if you want to, but you niggers are just too selfish huh...

>> No.17771201

>>17771126
try trading the /ES some time, then.

>> No.17771204

>>17771190
>putting money into weed stocks

>> No.17771212

I have some money tied up in stonks that are at a total loss but which remain volatile. I'm debating selling and then trading them with their volatility but I can't bring myself to sell a position that's down 30%.

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>>17770494
some of you are alright, dont go to the opening bell today

>> No.17771220

>>17771196
Ok jackass tell me what you are holding that will make your family giga rich in 2 generations.

>> No.17771223

>DAX +10% already
5% to go, I told you guys.

>> No.17771229

>>17771204

Not a weed stock you dummy

>> No.17771231

>>17771182
100 bux is a lot for me, I was already hodling 5 before that.

>> No.17771236

>>17771229
>reefer
>not a weed stock

Blow it out your ass, stoner

>> No.17771241

>>17771212
ngmi

>> No.17771256

>>17771196
how the FUCK are you gonna predict shit fucking GENERATIONS in the future? it's hard enough to predict what's going to happen in the next couple of minutes, and even that you have a risk structure in place in case you're wrong, you know you're not going to be right 100% of the time but you don't need to be, to be profitable. imagine you're wrong on a trade that spans generations? all that time lost? holy shit dude...

>> No.17771269

Why are people so suddenly hopeful when this will not fix the underlying issues involved in the crash? Places are still closing down, the shock still hasn’t been felt. Companies still are overvalued.

>> No.17771275

>>17771223
the higher the rise the longer they fall

>> No.17771278

>>17771231
don't take this the wrong way, but, you honestly probably have more important things to take care of in your life and shouldn't be trading at all. like, get out of debt and get a real education for a real job. im an engineer and wipe my ass with $100.

>> No.17771280

Someone make OC of Jason Vorhees and bear being chased by bull

>> No.17771289

Alright, my goal for today is cheap DIS and MO. If KO is at a better discount than DIS, might do that instead. Currently about 12 shares of MO is enough to get you a new share every year through divvies.

>> No.17771288

>>17771269
Priced>>17771269
in

>> No.17771300

>>17771278
I have absolutely no debt and total of 800 bux on stonks, I'm not going to scoff at 100 bux.

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>> No.17771308

Sellers fuming, you simply missed it, the biggest fed sponsored bull run. I made it lads.

>> No.17771312

>>17771278
Christ, it's a free country. Let the kid do what he wants with his 100

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>>17770885
>One green day, on futures of all things is all it takes to make you people think we're back? Not even a bear fag, but even I think this is ridiculous.
There will be days on the upcoming bear market, so why not scrape what's left of it, on a green day.

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How ironic would it be if trump caught covid19 and perished from it? Markets would really go nuts then

>> No.17771317

>>17771269
anyone who is genuinely hopeful this is a turnaround is retarded. this is a bounce back and a great opportunity to short/buy puts/buy inverse etfs

>> No.17771319

>>17771116
I think you're right....

>> No.17771322

when the market finally realizes that they've got the denominator wrong in the mortality calculation, we will be back to all time highs. it will be swift, and bearfags will cry about it for the next 10 years

>> No.17771324

>>17771289
My goal today is to sell everything and move on. This market isn't for me.

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BUY GOYIM BUY

>> No.17771329

>>17771308
Still not the bottom yet. Needs a few more weeks. RSI is getting reset for another leg down. Just be careful fren. Watch the 4 hour.

>> No.17771331
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WTI crude will NEVER go under $30/bbl again

>> No.17771336

FUCK DO I HOLD MY SHORTS OR NOT

>> No.17771344

>>17771269
It will crash again but not until Monday.

>> No.17771350

>>17771096
Swing option trader here. Have made more In the past month then I made working all year.

>> No.17771351

Anyone here shorting airline stocks?

Most specifically Air france and Ryan air ?

>> No.17771352

>>17771329
Coping. You missed the bottom, get rekt bearfag.

>> No.17771354

>>17771331
It will be below $30 by the end of today

>> No.17771357

WTF /smg/ why aren't you talking about this https://www.tagesschau.de/newsticker/liveblog-coronavirus-111.html#Altmaier-Kein-Arbeitsplatz-sollte-verlorengehen

Altmaier: "Kein Arbeitsplatz sollte verlorengehen"
13:07 Uhr
Bundeswirtschaftsminister Peter Altmaier betonte, "kein gesundes Unternehmen sollte wegen Corona in die Insolvenz gehen, kein Arbeitsplatz sollte verlorengehen." Dafür sollen der Bundesregierung zufolge "im Volumen unbegrenzte Maßnahmen zur Liquiditätsausstattung" zur Verfügung stehen, um Unternehmen und Beschäftigte zu schützen.

>> No.17771358

>>17771275
obviously, but I'm riding the wave up now, you should (have) too.

>> No.17771359

>>17771096
I've made over 20k in this bear market holding overnight and over the weekend for black monday and I can assure you next monday is going to be black again

>> No.17771367

>>17771269
Because people are idiots with incredibly short attention spans and can't look further than what's happening at the very moment.
Anyone with half a brain knows that after a massive drop there's a bounce. No crash is one straight line down.
Also the idea that this market can take a 50-80% shit is an incomprehensible concept for most people and they don't even consider it a possibility.
Doesn't help that mainstream media is in a turbo shill mode about this.
In reality we're looking at the worst financial crisis this planet has ever seen and the ramifications are going to be catastrophic.

>> No.17771370

Pump eet. He's buying? Dump eet.

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The market is pricing in a rate cut to zero on the 18th.

>> No.17771383

>>17771159
I sold my puts yesterday afternoon also.

It's hard to hold when your money has gone up 7x

I'm here for gains, not the glory of one big short

>> No.17771389

>>17771324
But cheap, quality divvy stock and just literally hodl no?

>> No.17771390

>Market down 10% day before
>Market up 10% the day after
The market is still down 1% in such a case.

>> No.17771392

>>17771352
No dude. I'm going to ride the bull trap and swing trade it. My calls are placed and I'm ready for more puts.

Are you projecting? Do you not know how to read charts? If you are confused I can help show you what to look at.

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>>17771357
I dont speak Europeon

>> No.17771406

>>17771329
We're fucking close if we aren't there

We're beyond the regular % drop for fear by 5%

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>>17771316
Apocalyptic
Circuitbreaker speedrun. Trading would be done at 10:01 AM.

>> No.17771412

>>17771357
why do you think DAX is pumping like a madmen

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>>17771367
no youre gay. its over. we are back. all of the liquidity from crypto was transferred to stock. there has never been a better time to buy either. wallah.

>> No.17771415

The the market is going to open to a large pump, and then dumping throughout the day, right?

>> No.17771423

>>17770533
Absolutely amazing post

>> No.17771424

>>17771394
ok retard
>Altmaier: "No jobs will be lost."
>the Bundesminister of Economic Affairs and Energy stresses that
>no healthy buisness will go into insolvency due to SARS-nCoV-19, no jobs will be lost
>The Federal Goverment will therefor as a consequence provide "in Volume unlimited liquidity measures to defend buisnesses and companies

>> No.17771438

>>17771416
Lol cute frog. Get it from reddit?

>> No.17771441

>>17771394
>YOU HAVE TO PAY THE COMPAY'S BILLS, GOY
>YOU HAVE TO... ..TO SAVE THE WORLD

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>>17771416

>> No.17771452

>tfw 40 spy calls and gonna get that green on open and swap to puts for the weekend
its free money

>> No.17771453

Remdesivir was tried on the cruise ship passengers in Japan and again worked, I think a big part of this rally is the high chance GILD has accidentally developed an effective treatment for Corona.

>> No.17771458

>>17771406
So many factors right now though otherwise I'd agree. In the near future well probably retest highs again but most likely double top.
The economic fallout of db bailing out shut down countries and china manufacturing still mostly shut down hasn't finished playing out. But remember 08, lots of mass ups, lots of mass downs. Just look at the charts and rode waves and dont try and be rational. Still tons of money to be made playing both sides right now.

>> No.17771460

>>17771313

>Electric Gay Defence Pence takes office
>Removes all hippie departments
>Cuts taxes and still leaves us at a surplus
>National debt drops significantly for the first time in years
>Find out pence is bi
>He comes out strong on gay rights or other faggy issue while denying the whole thing
>Wtf everyone loves him now
>America is saved

Don't dangle the carrot unless I can actually have it, anon

>> No.17771462

>>17771325
imagine ever listening to a fucking kike, nauseates me thinking about it

>> No.17771464

what puts to buy today?

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>>17770533

>> No.17771479

>>17771306
Can I hold my puts till the fed meeting then?

>> No.17771480

>>17771424
lol thanks grouchy bitch, I guess Ill be making money today

>> No.17771482

>>17770494
Today is friday the 13th

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>deutsche bank up over 16%

>> No.17771498

>Decide that tomorrow is probably going to be a huge dead cat bounce after two days of straight losses
>buy a single Upro share
>put the rest on SPXU
Guess I’m holding over the weekend

>> No.17771506

>>17771458
Obviously play both sides. Dif industries get hit differently. Im just saying we'll have a crabby market for a month until USA shuts the fuck up about the virus

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>The algos are a boogyman. They are programed, maintained, and controlled by HUMANS
>PPT is literally, unironically an absolute fucking meme

Sit down, Jr. You're old enough now, it's time I teach you about how the world works... about the Jews and the Gentiles.....

>> No.17771517

>>17771331

it was literally going down based on the trade war+this crisis brought everything else down around it, nothing has fixed so i don't see what you're talking about.

>> No.17771527

biz you said tomorrow it would crash ??? all my investments are -50% WTF?!

>> No.17771528

>>17770585
cringe

>> No.17771532

>>17771269
bulls are clinically retarded
green line good

>> No.17771543

>>17771453
BCRX is working on Galidesivir which is a Remdesivir on roids. Just sayin

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>>17771357
>>17771394
Altmaier: "No jobs should be lost"

Secretary of commerce Peter Altmaier said "no healthy business should go bankrupt because of corona, no jobs should be lost.". To ensure this, the federal government shall have at its disposal "unlimited, with regards to volume, means of supplying liquidity" in order to protect companies and their employes.

>> No.17771549

>>17771416
>5% up on futures
>GUYS GUYS ITS TIME TO BUY GOLDEN BULLRUN IS BACK

yes bulls go ahead and go all in :)))

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>>17771324
>selling at lows

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>>17771482
It will also be called Black Friday, when everything's up for sale and grabs. Entire week, bulls are getting btfo, so Friday the 13th will be the bears' unlucky day.

>> No.17771562

>>17770585
>"It's over." says increasingly poor man on the Internet.

>> No.17771565

>>17771532
you mad that I'm making dough on two principles green line good and orange man bad?

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>>17771441
Bon apitit, thanks europeons

>> No.17771577

>>17770526
Kill yourself

>> No.17771578

>>17771565
>orange man
typical mutt oblivious to global developments where everything is Gop vs Libruls

>> No.17771584

>>17771547
I already posted a translation

>> No.17771585

>>17771492
Sick market. Let it burn already.

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Just a warning, now I'm opening red that's obvious, but stinks only go down. If it happens, this will be the 3rd time bulls have rallied 1k+ points, only to have them disappear hours later.

>> No.17771593

>>17771584
sry didn't refresh in time

>> No.17771600

>>17771547
"We're gonna print until the dollar is kill"

>> No.17771601

>>17770494
Post predictions
>Closing today around +1200
>-1800 on monday

>> No.17771604

>>17771543
Interesting...

>> No.17771605

>>17771586
Lol imagine using some shitty phone app thinking you’re the wolf of Wall Street making big moves
You’re a fucking embarrassment

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>>17771547
>"unlimited, with regards to volume, means of supplying liquidity"

>> No.17771618

>>17770650
>The market is in historic lows, why would you buy now? This is crazy!

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>>17771586
>Just a warning
>$6k account

>> No.17771626

>>17771196
The best thing you can do to make your kids giga rich is set them up with resources that are self sufficient. Sure they could choose to liquidate everything like retards, but setting them up with a home, rental property, strong dividend income, etc anything that's relatively safe and starts them in life with no major expenses for decades and no debt, then train them how to manage it.

>> No.17771631

>>17771601
+6% open
-12% lowest
-6% close

>> No.17771634

>>17771306
what if you're wrong though?

>> No.17771635

>>17771605
Are you projecting, anon?

>> No.17771638

Oil up 7%
it's over bearbros

>> No.17771646

>>17771269
anyone have that meme chart that shows the S&P with a big line going up saying "BEARISH" and then a little drop at the end saying "i told you so"?

we're getting the reverse of that now. big line going down saying "bullish" with little upticks where they say "hah see i told you" before it goes down even more. screencap this.

>> No.17771649

>>17771601
>+1200
2000

>> No.17771652

>>17770584
>buy penny stocks
>advise him to pump everything he has into that stock
>sell high
>short
>advise him to dump
>continue cycle until rich as fuck

>> No.17771654

>>17771605
I think I'm the wolf of wall street because it's clear we're in a bear market, and very likely a recession? Or somehow because I use a phone app? Or, could it just be that you're retarded. I see a stickied SMG this afternoon when the free fall returns. Could wait until monday am to dump, but I doubt it will make it that far.

>> No.17771667

>>17771553
13 is my lucky number, V bottom should start today

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>futures rocketed up to 5% cap for seemingly no reason
what the fuck is even going on anymore? How long are we going to ping up and down before something gives?

>> No.17771669

>>17771601
Look at Europeans markets, this day will be big green.

>> No.17771671

>>17771634
Then the cheap calls I bought during yesterday's lows will turn a profit.

>> No.17771673

>>17771610
honestly i know it's all a sham, but as long as they can keep up the facade long enough for me to live to a ripe old age and enjoy the finer things in life along the way, making profits for me and my family, i'm happy. just keep the party going for at least another 100 years, jews.

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Why would it end up on Friday of all days?

There are 2 days of potentially horrific news where the market isnt open. Surely you'd want to be out of the market by the end of the week, and go back in if things aren't as bad as expected on Monday.

There isnt going to be good news over the weekend, traders wont miss any good news buying opportunities. It'll either be very bad news (all McDonalds restaurants closed for 1 month) or biblically bad news (no one allowed to leave the house in Seattle, military will air drop emergency supplies into your garden)

>> No.17771677

>>17771638

Point me to the fundamentals though that support a long term growth for oil demand. The oil war just started and flights are almost entirely stopped globally+cruises+less travel in europe and america. No demand in this kind of market, it's only going up because the whole market is temporarily going up.

>> No.17771679

>>17771652
Keel eem, zen find anozer.

>> No.17771689

>>17771668
Go look at 2008 to 2010. Pretty normal. Means there's TONS of money to be made right now.

>> No.17771693

>nhentai.net/tag/inflation
kek

>> No.17771695

>>17771675
>muh cheapies

>> No.17771699

>>17771669
Oh yeah? How are the futures in USA? USA controls Europe, not the other way around.

>> No.17771704

>>17771673
Your children will have to pay for your greed.

>> No.17771710

Don't shame poorfag investors you cunts. I'm literally only doing this for lunch and videogame money.

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>>17771654
You post this kind of shit on normiebook. I can tell.

>> No.17771712

>>17771675
This is what I've been thinking about
If today is actually green, then Monday would definitely be green right?

>> No.17771716

>>17771668
Classic dead cat. Gonna get some more cheap vix today- wait till someone like Tom Hanks dies of Corona and quarantines get enacted in NYC, then we’ll see a big big big drop

>> No.17771723

>>17771704

Boomers dont care about their children

>> No.17771724

>>17771699
Futures are up for now. But it’s been that way for a few days. Things look green, climb a bit, then dive.

>> No.17771727

ACCUMULATE

REFR

BOIS

>> No.17771730

>>17771047
Is RobinHood a good app to use?

>> No.17771734

>>17771586
Netflix, Apple, and Disney seem like odd puts for kids all across America who aren't going to school for the rest of the month and whose parents' need cheap babysitting or 'school from home' devices.

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Good luck lads.

Remember, no zoomers.

>> No.17771741

Who buying today?

>> No.17771743

>>17771730
robinhood is trash, its down all the time and doesnt let you sell when you want to

>> No.17771746

>>17771269
Kek
>Comes to stock market shitposting forum
>Reads shitposting
>Why are people shitposting???
>Gets shitpost responses

Know your audience, anon

>> No.17771749

the problem with the bear mindset is that you won't be able to turn it off. you will go against the entire recovery, then find yourself refusing to buy in. you will then read zerohedge daily and rant about the "FED" (all caps) like you understand things. i know all of this because i was you 11 years ago

>> No.17771750
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IT BEGINS

>> No.17771757

>>17771736
what about the bobo zoomers
t. bobo zoomer

>> No.17771760

>>17770546
Most likely scenario

>> No.17771761
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Bros.i trade on my phone. I’m cutthroat and shrewd. While you’re selling IM BUYIN. haha, your misery is my success 8-)

>> No.17771763

>>17771730
No, their service becomes unavailable when you need it the most.

>> No.17771768

>>17771675
>Why would it end up on Friday of all days?

i see. your error in thinking is probably that Friday = selloff, yes? the flaw in that idea is that we've been in a major bull market for the past decade or so. which means usually stonks only go up and then people take profits at the end of the week and protect themselves from the risk of holding over the weekend. the key is that Friday doesn't = selloff, Friday = opposite of what happened all week, take profits day. if everything went down all week, what do you think that means for Friday? that's right, all the people in short positions are covering. it's just the opposite of what has been happening for the past decade so you're probably not used to it yet.

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>>17771604
it begins, he found a new biomeme to hold for 5 years

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>>17771716
I just don't understand why the bounce is today. I haven't seen any good news to spark it aside the feds 1.5T cash injection to the repo markets and surely this weekend will bring nothing but more bad news like you said. What's going on to make people buy when it's so obviously fake

>> No.17771780

>>17771772
>>17771772
>>17771772
>>17771772
>>17771772
New thread. Get in, we'll be fine for today.

>> No.17771783

>>17771761
These old head boomer posts are great. Keep them coming!

>> No.17771785

>>17771269
infinite QE created a lot of dumb money

>> No.17771801
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What's a good alternative broker to DeGiro, for us yuropoors?

I read the pastebin but it seems like all he ones listed there are for burgers

>> No.17771802

did futures halt? my ES chart is just flat lining? is market kill?

>> No.17771808

>>17771712
> Monday would definitely be green right?
No.
The reason we're green is because we came down so damn much and bounced.
After this little bounce we'll continue our way down.
Not to mention corona has time over the weekend to cause even more problems and put even more stuff on lockdown.
Today might be green Monday will be red.

>> No.17771810

>>17771777
see
>>17771547 and >>17771424

>> No.17771812
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Oh lost you money? Sucks for you. I’m up .02%. ;)

Sent from my IPhone.

>> No.17771824

>>17771777
read mor

>> No.17771830

>>17771618
No? There was a historic drop, but the market is still overvalued.
I'm a casual observer and even I know this: imagine actually trading with your level of knowledge.

>> No.17771853

>>17771812

I really like this post and look forward to more

>> No.17771865

remember guys
BUY
THE
CHEAPIES

>> No.17771879

>>17771810
what the fuck effect does some german queer saying no kraut will lose his sausage making job have on US markets?

>> No.17771895

>bogdinoff he bought after the repo bounce
>continue de dump

>> No.17771898

>>17771812
subscribed

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>>17771895
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
it was supposed to moon

>> No.17771928

>>17771723
Boomers are about to literally die from a virus

>> No.17771968

I have not sold my short dax that i bought yesterday but monday is going to be red r-right?

>> No.17771969

>>17771220
>>17771256
my strategy brings on average 23% p.a., backtested. I know it's not guaranteed that the markets or the system as it is now will even exist generations from now, but it's the best assumption i can make.
the rest is compunding interest formula

>> No.17771971

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
IM GONNA.....
IM GONNA..........
PPPOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMPPPPPPPPP

>> No.17771986

>>17771741
Might buy an inverse ETF. I stayed away from them so far but I think this weekend is going to be bad news bears with new cases and potentially lockdowns and the fed probably won't be able to do anything which is the only real concern.

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>>17770795
>Defund the CDC year after year because LOL WHO NEEDS DAT??
>sniffles wipe out the entirety of stock gains during trumpito's reign
>DA DEMS DID DIS

>> No.17772033

>>17771394
Every German company gets unlimited credit from the German state, so not a single company goes bankrupt about this

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Anyone here shorting airline stocks?

>> No.17772096

>>17772090
priced in

>> No.17772139

>>17772096
wat

>> No.17772145

https://youtu.be/XTPGpBBwt1w

>> No.17772150

Where can i see what assets have fallen/gained the most in x amount of time - so that i can study their charts? theres no way to sort top gainers/losers on trading view by time from what i can see. this would be incredibly useful

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Is there a robinhood equivalent in canada?

>> No.17772170

If you got puts or shorts and you don't hold through today you should just quit now because you are the definition of scared money. Doubling down on ge puts vxx calls today.

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>>17771895
dump eet again

>> No.17772206

How stupid am I if I buy tvix here at the bounce?

>> No.17772243

>>17771669
The US will drag Europe red.

>> No.17772273

>>17771879
maybe the part about unlimited means of supplying liquidity

>> No.17772279

>>17772163
no but questrade is the closest thing

>> No.17772323

>>17772273
to german companies. What about all the companies and all the people that aren't german?

>> No.17772331

>>17772090
I was but they underperformed compared to my market wide positions.
I think it'll take earnings reports to start coming in for the reality to set in for the market.

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>>17772331
Now i dont nkow what to do. I wanted to go all in and short AF but now idk. I feel lost

>> No.17772412

I just need a super green day so I can sell off the last of the stocks I was holding on to.

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OHHHH YEAH I'M POOOMPING

>> No.17772482

>>17772452
nope, dumping

>> No.17772488

>>17770604
This, even though I don't like to face it. The Fed is basically trying to let the market down slowly. It would be panic-inducing if the market dropped 10% or more every day, which would likely happen without intervention. At this time though I would be very hesitant if buying anything bullish, except possibly some oil, but even then.

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So this is the fed power?
>Not even holding 6% positive
>Below 23k
If you fall for this bulltrap you deserve to lose money

>> No.17772516

>>17772323
Posters here think all markets are independent and that what happens around the world matters in America, when its the other way around.

>> No.17772537

Holy shit it's already dumping

>> No.17772550

>>17772547
>>17772547
>>1777254

NEW

>>17772547
>>17772547
>>17772547

>> No.17772593

>>17772349
I still think there's a lot of downside in the industry I'm just unsure when it will come.
I was in AF until yesterday but dropped cos even with the US travel ban it didnt do very well.
Fuck knows tbqh, this is a clown market

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>>17772516
this. I just want to understand what made US futures shoot up to the cap overnight to only start falling immediately at the bell and I kno it's not some fucking german promise for germans

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>>17772659
Australia announced stimulus, china was positive lastnight too, most of the optimism had faded by the time euro markets opened, and why you see the suckers rally now pissing away to nothing

>remember, futures are meaningless once 9:30:01am hits