Coronavirus got me /biz bros

[Anonymous No.17762228]

First off, even though this isn't SMG, fuck trips.

Now, moving onto the more pressing issue, I believe it very likely I have the Coronavirus. I am a healthy active 30 year old white male, I have never had the flu, nor even a flushot.

I supervise a warehouse staff of about 40. My group lead took a 3 week leave of absence to where you might ask? China, fucking China. Now, at the time his flight departed, there was literally nothing. When he landed in China they were already prepping quarantines. He managed to get out the very last day flights departed. Now it's been sometime as you can tell by that timeline, we'd all forgotten about it.

Until yesterday. Another associate who works closely with him came to me about 615pm asking to leave because he felt horribly and was only getting worse. Didn't think anything of it, people are sick all the time, got him out of there. FF to 7pm, I walk outside to go to my car, and I got hit by the worst chills. Within 5 minutes from there, I had every flu symptom except a runny nose.

Cont, it gets juicy, and I explain how this very bitch in this picture refuses to test me.

[Anonymous No.17762281]

>>17762228
Just eat some saltines and drink 7up ya faggit

[Anonymous No.17762285]

ok but buy ethbull/xrpbull

[Anonymous No.17762302]

>>17762228
It's just a flu stop being melodramatic

[Anonymous No.17762314]

>>17762228

You mean the lady announcing the Ohio numbers? Your picture is blank, anon.

[Anonymous No.17762323]

oh boo hoo you got the flu... back in my day that would put you six feet under!

[Anonymous No.17762380]

>>17762228
Go to another doctor, restrictions on testing were recently relaxed.
If she refused to test you AFTER the restrictions were relaxed you can unironically get her fired and possibly her license suspended or revoked.
If you die, your family can sue for malpractice and wrongful death.

[Anonymous No.17762391]

>>17762228
>fuck tripfags
Based

[Anonymous No.17762410]

>unironically got the chink flu

[Anonymous No.17762448]

>>17762228
I finished my shift because I'm a beast, and went home after sending my boss and hr and a shit load of people letting them know all 3 of us were ill. I woke up even worse. With all the other circumstances I knew I had to get tested.

Called a hospital right outside my apartment
> Hello thanks for calling shitty hospital my names tyquisha how can I help you?
Coronavirus
> Uhhh nah...i heard something like somewhere they was doing it but i dunno
K thanks tyquisha
> Call the Ohio department of health the same fucking department in OP, pretty sure same location.
> Tell her literally all of that, 2 people around and the person who had been in fuciing quarantine in China while the virus was taking hold.
Mmmnah see sir we can only test people who's been like confirmed as having uh contact n shiet with a confirmed dude.
Okay Tyquisha
> It's Mary
> Oh
> FF to 6pm today, suffering in silence all day, read news. This bitch is talking about the importance of testing more people. Maybe start with people with flu like symptoms who've been around people who have been quarantined since we don't even know the true incubation period.

I'm calling them back tomorrow and demanding testing, wish me luck both on my puts, and my ronas.

[Anonymous No.17762481]

>>17762448
go to every black church in the state if you can

[Anonymous No.17762497]

>>17762448
If they absolutely refuse to test you just go out with a bang and infect as many boomers as you can

[Anonymous No.17762511]

>>17762481
Anon it hurts too much to walk to even make killing niggers not worth it

[Anonymous No.17762520]

I know for an absolute fact that people are being forced to sign NDAs on new cases.

[Anonymous No.17762533]

>>17762497
Someone make a straw poll on who I should rekt, I ain't doing it can barely lift head

[Anonymous No.17762552]

>>17762520
They aren’t, I work in an ER of a top hospital in a major city. You fucking glow.

[Anonymous No.17762562]

>>17762228
>>17762314
This bitch is a legitimate psychopath.

Even if there were any evidence for this it would be insane to announce it like this with 0 evidence. People aren't being tested. It's 100% speculation. We just had our first few confirmed cases in Cleveland a few days ago. Everyone's fucking panic buying at stores. It's getting really crazy. Dewine (mass school closures) and this cunt are driving our state insane. Had the oddest conversations with people at the store tonight. Nobody believes this is anything, yet they're still buying. Nobody wants to be left behind. I truly don't believe the virus is anything to be worried about, but the panic definitely is. She will have real death and suffering on her hands, not even just within Ohio, but other states that follow our example. And not from the virus, but as a result of the interpersonal and economic turmoil this panic creates.

Source: Extremely pissed central Ohiofag

[Anonymous No.17762563]

>>17762552
Yeah well I know from another hospital that they are. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.17762571]

>>17762533
https://www.strawpoll.me/19527261

[Anonymous No.17762588]

>>17762533
If you can barely lift your head, or more specifically if it hurts to touch your chin to your chest, you have meningitis.

[Anonymous No.17762591]

>>17762520
What do you know and how much can you say

[Anonymous No.17762598]

>>17762571
why isnt there an all of the above option?

[Anonymous No.17762601]

>>17762591
that this is happening in the UK

[Anonymous No.17762608]

so funny that fucking Ohio is the epicenter of Corona in the united states

It's a sign from God that I made the right choice years ago to leave that Godforsaken state. Worst state in the country by every metric. If you're still living in Ohio after College, you've lost the game of life.

[Anonymous No.17762613]

>>17762448
>>17762228
take vitamin c and other things like zinc. good luck anon. also maybe picrelated is legit

[Anonymous No.17762632]

>>17762588
It does not hurt if it put my chin to my chest, it's just the extreme fatigue I feel which is flu like.

[Anonymous No.17762642]

>>17762562
welcome to living in ohio

[Anonymous No.17762647]

>>17762302
But once you have it you are treated the way incels are always treated by society

[Anonymous No.17762656]

>>17762562
Didn't know lebron james posted in /biz/

[Anonymous No.17762690]

>>17762608
It isn't the epicenter, retard.
Ask yourself for one fucking second why Ohio would have more cases than NY or CA.

Answer is it fucking doesn't. This lady is just making shit up.

[Anonymous No.17762703]

>>17762562
The virus is actually something to be worried about man, but the secondary impact on the supply chain will kill millions by itself. Fortunately, trannies will be forced to de-transition because of coronachan. And before people tell me Israel makes all the drugs, they get the chemicals and core materials from India/China.

[Anonymous No.17762710]

>>17762228
>didnt think anything about it
yeah right you’re a lying jeeter

[Anonymous No.17762773]

>>17762511
Wow OP really is sick....get well soon):

[Anonymous No.17762781]

>>17762228
My legitimate advice to you would be to stay hydrated, take NSAIDs and if you feel kind you may have been exposed, go to a different hospital and try your luck there.

[Anonymous No.17762792]

>>17762608
Seattle is the epicenter. Im still waging and its a fucking ghost town for the most part.

[Anonymous No.17762818]

>>17762533
Nice dubs. Go to any old folks home and cough and sheit.

[Anonymous No.17762828]

>>17762511
If it hurts to walk call an ambulance, retard. Leave your ID at home if you’re in a faggot locale that bills for rides

[Anonymous No.17762829]

>>17762228
Coronavirus causes a lower respiratory infection, not an upper respiratory infection

[Anonymous No.17762852]

>>17762828
> Imagine being this big of a faggot
Mmmmno I'm not a pussy who needs to go to the hospital to get told they won't test me so just rest and hydrate.

[Anonymous No.17762857]

>>17762511

[Anonymous No.17762898]

>>17762448
So what if you test positive? You stated you’re a healthy young person. You want a prize for testing positive? Go home and quarantine yourself for 14 days and take some robitussin, there’s no special treatment for the virus and you’re likely just spreading it to hospital staff if you go. What exactly is your goal here?

[Anonymous No.17762941]

>>17762818
The Villages, Florida's Friendliest Hometown (tm)

[Anonymous No.17762964]

>>17762852
get some nyquil and take a few days off, you melodramatic fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.17762969]

>>17762380
Wrongful death lmao. It’s a virus, there is no specific treatment for it. It’s either killing you or it’s not. A confirmatory test in a young healthy person isn’t changing shit you absolute mong

[Anonymous No.17763000]

>>17762857
See this shit is exactly what I'm talking about he came back about 3-4 weeks ago, at the high end of the incubation period but still there. When I do the breath thing it's definitely not great but also mostly just anxiety and tightness.

[Anonymous No.17763002]

>>17762302
kys

[Anonymous No.17763027]

>>17762898
Fingers crossed anon, we dunno shit yet. Ultimately I'm not worried.

[Anonymous No.17763072]

>>17762941
> tfw moved from Orlando to Ohio last year :(

[Anonymous No.17763113]

>>17763072
i wish you a speedy recovery fren seriously keep updating us a lot of people here are your age

[Anonymous No.17763130]

>>17762857
Facebook tier bullshit. Pulmonary fibrosis is literally scar tissue in the lung, it doesn’t form in a few days. Try breathing asbestos for 45 years on a shipyard, that’s how you get it. Fucking moronic

[Anonymous No.17763204]

>>17763113
Will do anon, but honestly that was such a minor thing I was all over smg shorting everything today
> Checks futures
And I will be again tomorrow. I am going to fight through the symptoms and pick up a kitten I am adopting from a shelter. Lots of boomers around.

[Anonymous No.17763270]

>>17763204
please dont infect other people fren, i love my mom. shes 66 she will probably die from it. shes the one who gave me a neet lifestyle to shit on here with biz bros like you. please fren please.

[Anonymous No.17763316]

>>17763270
I'm not trying to, but I'm in desperate need of a pet, and have been trying to adopt this little bitch since way before any of this happened.

[Anonymous No.17763327]

>>17763270
Say goodbye, fren.

[Anonymous No.17763333]

I’ve been drinking gallons of orange juice and fapping like crazy the entire week. This is supposed to make me immune right bros?

[Anonymous No.17763357]

>>17763333
post cock
also checked

[Anonymous No.17763371]

>>17762228
>I have never had the flu, nor even a flushot.
you probably have the flue. or some other coronavirus

[Anonymous No.17763436]

>>17763316
anon on a scale of 1 to RIP, is this just the flu for us youngins?

[Anonymous No.17763439]

>>17763316
>killing people
>getting a cat
come on fren. shits like a girlfriend, youre sad to let her go but theres another one around the corner
>in b4 theres no one else like her

[Anonymous No.17763452]

>>17763333
kek seems to think you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.17763459]

>>17762857
>Just hold your breath bro
If it were this easy retard, it wouldn't register so many false negatives.

https://archive.is/BN0gl#selection-699.111-699.250

I miss the days back in January/February when normies were all asleep to this shit. There wasn't this fucking pseudoscience bullshit polluting the threads.

[Anonymous No.17763533]

>>17763439
I'm confident, or at least hopeful it's just the flu. I'll be there for all of 20 minutes to get the cat.

[Anonymous No.17763558]

>>17763452
Exactly, just with how successful I've been trading since this shit showed up show I blessed hy kek

[Anonymous No.17763580]

>>17763533
> ID is color of cat
Kek wills it

[Anonymous No.17763591]

>>17762632
Purge them niggers !

[Anonymous No.17764171]

>>17763270
>shes the one who gave me a neet lifestyle to shit on here with biz bros like you
Similar. They said I dont need to get a job after becoming unemployed and my brither making a joke. I dont believe them but they haven't ridiculed me for being a neet for several months now. Am looking for a job but have had no luck since becoming unemployed last year.

[Anonymous No.17764272]

>>17762448
>I'm calling them back tomorrow and demanding testing, wish me luck both on my puts, and
>my ronas.
My corona!
My, my, my, my, my
Woo!
Muh, muh, muh, my corona!

[Anonymous No.17764486]

>>17762571
>no jews
Thanks for the poll, Uriel.

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[Anonymous No.17764844]

>>17763130
Heavy smokers get it too. I have an auntie with that

She's 60 though

[Anonymous No.17764902]

>>17762511
Don't say that, watch some of the charlottesville riots to get you motivated.
Then go, spread corona-chan.

[Anonymous No.17765176]

>>17762647
Good, incels are dangerous to society. They should be cast off into a cave on a remote island. They are scum.

[Anonymous No.17765701]

>>17762228
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