noob/spoon feeding thread

[Anonymous No.17753171]

Stock market has crashed and you're here wondering how you can make money. Its like getting a second chance after initially missing out on the Trump boom than went from 18k to 29k in 4 years. Or get in on Cryptos.

This is all you do:
Make an account on your favorite broker. Whether its an app like Robinhood or Ameritrade, or whatever you prefer.

Then just put all your money on: VOO.

That's it. Done. You've just invested in an index fund that will track with the index of economy when coronavirus scare is over and market shoots back up.

If you want to play higher risk, you can try your hands on low price company stocks too.

For Cryptos, all you have to do is make account on coinbase. You can only buy with debit card or bank. Buy as much Bitcoin, Link or ETH as you can manage.

That's it. As a noob just hold with these before taking more advanced steps. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.17753190]

>>17753171
I was gonna come in and thank you for helping the newfags but you're just shilling your bags

[Anonymous No.17753210]

>>17753171
Just buy bitcoin on the cashapp. It will be at 3k by Sunday confirmed.

[Anonymous No.17753220]

>>17753171
Good except VTSAX>VOO

[Anonymous No.17753251]

Why can you only sell from coinbase with a paypal acc., but not purchase?

[Anonymous No.17753260]

What would Veidt say we should invest in?

[Anonymous No.17753426]

>>17753210
>It will be at 3k by Sunday confirmed.

Kek