/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17751931]

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[Anonymous No.17751969]

first for black friday confirmed

[Anonymous No.17751973]

It's gonna keep going down tomorrow

No end

[Anonymous No.17751976]

hungry

[Anonymous No.17751982]

can someone give me a quick rundown on what the fuck is going on with Deutsche Bank

[Anonymous No.17751987]

>>17751969
Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
>Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
>Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
>Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.

[Anonymous No.17751994]

The future is red, goodbye bulls and crabs, hello bobo crash

[Anonymous No.17751997]

Corona take me now

[Anonymous No.17752003]

why even include the fukin bio pharma catalyst calendar lmao

[Anonymous No.17752008]

>>17751982
New Europeans need gibs

[Anonymous No.17752013]

Doped up on drugs, believing themselves invulnerable, bulls marched into a massacre

[Anonymous No.17752015]

is this friday the 13th going to close red or is fed pumping it?

[Anonymous No.17752025]

>>17752015

ONE
POINT
FIVE
FUCKING
TRILLION
DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.17752029]

>>17752015
the fed pumped 1.5 trillion lollars into the market and the pump lasted 30 seconds
what do you think is going to happen

[Anonymous No.17752030]

>80% of my portfolio is inverse ETFs
>they're all rising after hours
>futures tanking

[Anonymous No.17752032]

Canada is POZZED. Trudeau is not closing borders and flight continue to land at major airports from POZZED countries with no screening of the passengers
There are no health officials at airports

[Anonymous No.17752034]

>FUTURES DOWN -500

[Anonymous No.17752039]

>>17752015
They will pump $1.5 trillion

Won't make any difference in the long run

[Anonymous No.17752040]

For those options traders out there, rate your best calls and puts you're seeing right now.
Best Puts
>Uber
>Lyft
>Grubhub
>DB

[Anonymous No.17752041]

>>17751987
>digits end in 1987
Black Friday confirmed

[Anonymous No.17752046]

>>17752029
i hope you're pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.17752050]

I don't understand bros. It's just a flu that affects grandma slightly worse than the common cold. Why is everyone panicking?

[Anonymous No.17752053]

I posted this last week and people mocked me. FOOLS. and you'll mock me again during the bull trap. Know this: I WILL HAVE THERE LAST WORD

[Anonymous No.17752067]

>>17752025
AND STILL RED
FUTURES -2%
POST YOUR CRASH THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmI

[Anonymous No.17752070]

>>17752050
grandma and grandpa (boomers) are the main people in government, banks, and the stock market

[Anonymous No.17752074]

>>17752029
>the fed pumped 1.5 trillion lollars
I'm sure the feds have only pumped like 5 million. They won't waste all 1.5 trillion in a couple minutes.

[Anonymous No.17752079]

>>17751982
They crashed hard in 2007/2008 and never recovered. People have talked about them causing a recession by going bankrupt for over a decade.

[Anonymous No.17752081]

Heh. Is that all you got, bobo? Try taking SPY to sub 200 and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.17752086]

Stop making 50 threads fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.17752089]

I told you aaaaaaaaaaall about BNS puts weeks and months ago. You could have been millionaires, anons.

[Anonymous No.17752091]

>>17752050
REPO MARKETS
THE CRASH STARTED IN SEPTEMBER
EDUCATE YOURSELF OR BURN

[Anonymous No.17752092]

>futures struggling to stay negative
The fed has done its job and protected us, we'll be at 23k by tomorrow if not 24.
Mark my words

[Anonymous No.17752093]

I'm a nigger with cash cash cash I got money in cash money in da bank money in muh mommas house and muh baby's mommas house. Bitch ass niggas

[Anonymous No.17752095]

>>17752050
also look at oil

[Anonymous No.17752099]

Wheeeeeeeere has the federal reserve gooooooone.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4

[Anonymous No.17752104]

Quick gimmie stocks to buy during this panic.
I'm losing my 401k by the second and need a way to get out from under this.

[Anonymous No.17752108]

>>17752050
>having a machine push your lungs in and out for weeks = slightly worse
get a clue retard

[Anonymous No.17752111]

>>17752050
Have you looked at the age of Sanders, Biden, Trump, and 95% of the Senators?

[Anonymous No.17752112]

DIS @ $50 looks like it'll happen after all. Gosh, I hope you have uh some cash on hand to bag this Gift.

[Anonymous No.17752113]

>>17752053
I think we are a bit to the right in the part with one fall, small fall and another fall, pump didn't help, they will double down and then plof.

[Anonymous No.17752114]

>>17752104
inverse ETFs

[Anonymous No.17752115]

if i put 175k into tqqq $30 4/26 puts, will i have trouble closing the contracts? is it too much money at play?

[Anonymous No.17752118]

>>17752053
Any guesses as to absolute bottom? I'm thinking it'll keep dropping for another six months or so. We'll have a vaccine by 2021 for sure but who knows if that will spark the comeback

[Anonymous No.17752120]

why would you ever exercise an option instead of just trading it

[Anonymous No.17752121]

>>17752089
yeah but someone else told me to buy SNSS and how did that work out

[Anonymous No.17752123]

SNSS ANON WHAT HAPPENED ITS GOING DOWN TO .3 AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17752129]

>>17752067

Praise the Lord

[Anonymous No.17752130]

>>17751994
Ur gonna get snibbed

[Anonymous No.17752132]

I bought with 3/4 and lost 1/4, i refused to sell, i turned the other 1/4 into 1/2, now cash, and will buy the 3/4 = 1/4. This is my life now.

[Anonymous No.17752138]

What would happen if the dow went to 0?

[Anonymous No.17752142]

why are futures going up?

[Anonymous No.17752144]

>>17752092
not sure how? the .5% interest rate cut didnt help. how will 1.5trillion help?

[Anonymous No.17752152]

how 2 profit from bear market without making risky moves

[Anonymous No.17752155]

>>17751931
All those delusional Bulls coping with "it's going to be green tomorrow"

[Anonymous No.17752156]

>>17752099
There many trillions in derivatives popping right now the Fed cant do shit about it everyone is now betting against the market every fund manager bank and etc is liquidating whatever the fuck it can

[Anonymous No.17752157]

>>17752138
come on man.. 0 lol

[Anonymous No.17752158]

What happened to the DING DING DING anon who would always report his up days on market close.

He must not be doing so well.

[Anonymous No.17752169]

>>17752032
the government won't even close universities. all of my classmates are sick as fuck. it's fucked.

[Anonymous No.17752171]

>>17752130
Since market close four states (Maryland, Disneyland, Ohio, Kentucky) have closed all schools and NYC has declared a state of emergency

[Anonymous No.17752179]

>>17752053
Anyone have the one where the current sp500 is overlaid on the 2008 crash?

[Anonymous No.17752180]

GEORGE GAMMON calling this a "Lehman moment" in NOVEMBER
https://youtu.be/cvHUFrr-yk8

GREGORY Mannarino telling everyone to sell the night before the market crashed.
https://youtu.be/kDy93e0poKs

IT'S NOT THE FUCKING FLU BROS IT'S THERE FUCKING REPO MARKET IS THE BUBBLE IT'S ALL COMING DOWN

[Anonymous No.17752183]

>managing boomer mom's money
>the idea of a triple shorted inverse ETF frightens and confuses her
At least she listened to me on getting out before the collapse

[Anonymous No.17752185]

>>17752144
Because futures are up 100 points now.
It's gonna be green, the fed has saved us

[Anonymous No.17752201]

>>17752130
Already cashed out i wont play a hero and risky with the amount of instability, now im just for laughs and seeing people trying to get a falling knife

[Anonymous No.17752208]

>>17752138
well that would literally be impossible, but just to humor this scenario, if the dow went to even like 10,000, even the permabears would be buying up stocks.

[Anonymous No.17752216]

Why the fuck would someone still be clinging to their stocks? Help me understand. You could always buy them back later and make a profit. Why would you just hold on to them through the worst financial crisis in modern history?

[Anonymous No.17752223]

>>17752138
Impossible because of circuit breakers.

[Anonymous No.17752233]

>SPAIN'S MARKET REGULATOR BANS SHORT SELLING OF 69 SPANISH STOCKS AFTER THURSDAY'S CORONAVIRUS-DRIVEN SELLOFF

Spain taking the China route

[Anonymous No.17752235]

>-25% aftermarket
WHAT THE FUCK IS DAY TRADING FOR THEN

[Anonymous No.17752238]

>>17752185
who is going to want to hold the bag over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.17752243]

>>17752216
Because their in too deep. Not a loss until you sell.

[Anonymous No.17752262]

>>17752185
Literally no one is going to want to be long over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.17752263]

>>17752238
Millions of americans who will be protected by the fed, as futures indicate

[Anonymous No.17752270]

This is honestly almost as much fun as election night 2016 lmao. We fucking told you bros!!!!
READ THE CHEETAH ANALOGY AT THE BOTTOM
yes people saw this shit coming a mile away. This conversation took place mid February

[Anonymous No.17752275]

>>17752216
Because fuck paying $40 for buy+sell twice. I'd rather to just HODL for 6 months.

[Anonymous No.17752277]

>>17752053
we are far past

[Anonymous No.17752278]

What's the most manchild yet still viable thing someone could buy with >10k? Once these puts stop printing I want to dedicate all of it into frustrating certain parts of twitter while only spending $200. I'm aiming towards one of those goofy VR treadmill setups

[Anonymous No.17752279]

>>17752121
The difference is that I was fucking a girl in middle management there. I'm also not a convicted felon and most importantly, not a tripfag.

[Anonymous No.17752281]

>>17752152
DCA in on the way down, hedge appropriately
if your asking this question anything else is beyond your skill level, this is the big boi leagues now

[Anonymous No.17752286]

tomorrow is friday 13th.. thinking about all the supersticious fucks that participate in the stock market, its just a perfect storm. shiieet.

[Anonymous No.17752289]

>>17751931
>FED is doing an overnight pump
>Think they can start green
>Will crash at 16k tomorrow
HAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17752293]

SAVE ME CRAAAAMEEERRR!!!

Why the fuck does he have the YEXT cùckboy on. Fuck this shit watch this retard ceo bomb the interview. He’s such an asshole.

[Anonymous No.17752295]

>>17752158
They posted like clockwork, blind friend.

>>17747002

[Anonymous No.17752299]

>>17752216
Because it's a long term investment and they are not poor like most people in here which means they can just keep buying more every month. Not to mention that you won't be able to buy the bottom even if you think you will so.. there's that

[Anonymous No.17752301]

>>17752263
>protected by the fed
A broken money printer with a balance sheet full of bankrupt BBB bonds is not going to save America from a 60% reduction in consumer spending over the next three months.

[Anonymous No.17752303]

>>17752152
puts, puts and puts

[Anonymous No.17752306]

>>17752138
I would sacrifice myself and buy literally every company in the DOW for $0.01

[Anonymous No.17752314]

uma delicia?

[Anonymous No.17752323]

>>17752120
You wouldnt really ever exercise it. You are correct you just sell it. Only hedge funds and big guys exercise.

[cunt No.17752327]

>>17752180
based gammon poster

[Anonymous No.17752329]

>>17752303
TELL ME WHICH PUTS
I HAVE $900

[Anonymous No.17752333]

>>17752293
Cramer is going to hand him the answers a mind he’s going to fuck it up.

This guy is such a retard

[Anonymous No.17752334]

>>17752216
The same reason people who bought bitcoins at 18k are still holding them.
The same reason a gambler keeps doubling their bets.

I can at least get my money back man.

[Anonymous No.17752340]

>>17752301
>A broken money printer with a balance sheet full of bankrupt BBB bonds is not going to save America
Look at the futures right now retard, they're doing great

[Anonymous No.17752344]

Predictions for tomorrow?
>Dow hits sub 20k

[Anonymous No.17752346]

>>17752303
they're going to be so damn inflated from everything being bearish, how would you even profit off of a put

[Anonymous No.17752353]

WE PUMPING
GET FUCKED BOBO

[Anonymous No.17752355]

>>17752329
SPY, Boeing, Tesla, and long puts on VIX (volatility can't stay high forever, r-right?)

[Anonymous No.17752357]

What will happen if DOW hits -20%?

[Anonymous No.17752359]

Imagine being bankrupted by a fucking bat soup?

[Anonymous No.17752363]

I'm in Europe. Which platform should I choose to trade stocks?

[Anonymous No.17752365]

>>17752340
>Look at the futures right now retard, they're doing great
Bahahahhahahah my sides

[Anonymous No.17752369]

>>17752353
You're a retard

[Anonymous No.17752377]

>>17752216
Think about your own question for a second, what do you think would happen if everyone was a panic seller that's just trying to get ahead short term?
Markets would be highly volatile every single day

[Anonymous No.17752379]

>>17752323
it just seems like you'd always lose, since you're paying the premium. i'm just wondering hypothetically, why someone would.

[Anonymous No.17752387]

Someone really has been dumping a lot of NASDAQ futures tonight. It's been trending noticeably below the other indices.

[Anonymous No.17752390]

WHY IS THIS GUY THE CEO OF A COMPANY

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS
IS HIS DAD A FRIEND OF TRUMPS OR SOMETHING!!??!?!!

[Anonymous No.17752393]

>>17751931
quit it with all of the namefag and tripfag bullshit jesus fucking christ go blow each other already

FUCK TRIPFAGS AND FUCK OP

[Anonymous No.17752402]

>>17752340
ok

[Anonymous No.17752405]

>>17752346
Index puts sure, individual ones I'm sure you can still find plenty.

Personally I'm not looking for a bottoming anytime soon, but plenty of people are.

[Anonymous No.17752410]

>>17752355
COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE SOME SPECIFIC INFORMATION
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM DOING

[Anonymous No.17752411]

My after hour short positions just got fucked up yeesh, went from $500 to $130 up in less than an hour

[Anonymous No.17752413]

Why did the fed pump money into the market? The drop is due to a virus, not financial. Am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.17752415]

>>17752365
>>17752402
>after worst week in recent memory futures are still up pre weekend
Cope, i'll be buying lots tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17752424]

>>17752340
>Futures market, marked by low risk and stability for years
>Going up and down in minutes
>Doing great
Cheap bait

[Anonymous No.17752436]

Futures today are wrong. I think it will be very bad tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17752438]

>>17752363
I heard Deutche Bank has a good platform

[Anonymous No.17752446]

>>17752413
> not financial
That's funny. You're a funny guy.

[Anonymous No.17752449]

>>17752411
After hours is such horrible fucking cancer, you're literally at mercy of some big dick investment firms if you're a regular HODLer.

[Anonymous No.17752453]

>>17752235
Tade before after hours

[Anonymous No.17752455]

will it actually happen?

[Anonymous No.17752460]

>>17752436
Very compelling, thank you.

[Anonymous No.17752462]

>>17752410
>I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
Don't touch options then, just buy SRTY and SQQQ

>>17752415
>posting the actual index is cope
that's some high level seethe

[Anonymous No.17752472]

What resources can I use for DDing a company? I'm new to all this and it seems like a lot of work to DD a company. Is it really worth it?

[Anonymous No.17752477]

reminder that we GREEN tomorrow
and BLOOD RED Monday

[Anonymous No.17752479]

why are futures doing good rn?

[Anonymous No.17752482]

>>17752472
Fundamentals don't matter in today's markets. Use quantitative models.

[Anonymous No.17752484]

>TFW SOLD ALL MY SPY PUTS

[Anonymous No.17752486]

>>17752455
Easily. Tomorrow has a good chance.

[Anonymous No.17752498]

>>17752477
bearcope

[Anonymous No.17752510]

I can't wait to buy KO with a 5% dividend yield, that'll be amazing

[Anonymous No.17752511]

hello I'm retarded, should I wait or purchase the dip now?

[Anonymous No.17752521]

>>17752479
everyone knows fed is pumping dow to 30k

[Anonymous No.17752523]

>>17752171
Snip snip

[Anonymous No.17752527]

wtf futures are green?!!??!!?!?

[Anonymous No.17752529]

>>17752479
Some people think they 'found the bottom'.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17752530]

>>17752074
Just got off a conference call with Steve Merchant and JP. They haven't even started pumping yet.

[Anonymous No.17752533]

>>17752015
yes

[Anonymous No.17752537]

>>17752413
Because there's a twin chock. Supply stops because supply chains are breaking.

Demand increases because people are scared.

Then you have the oil situation.

[Anonymous No.17752539]

>>17752462
I want to get in to SQQQ so bad but I dunno if its smart right now

[Anonymous No.17752541]

>>17752511
Nigger, wait.

[Anonymous No.17752546]

>>17752477
no fren
no green tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17752553]

>>17752539
just set a stop loss.

[Anonymous No.17752554]

>futures are green
>SQQQ and SRTY up in after hours trading
Either one of these is wrong or the market is broken in a new and exciting way

[Anonymous No.17752556]

So many cheapies..

What stocks should I buy tommorow anons?

[Anonymous No.17752557]

>>17752527
The fed literally promised 1.5 trillion that's bound to get a few suckers to buy again.

[Anonymous No.17752560]

If I'm still in the green but lower than a month ago, do I sell now?

[Anonymous No.17752562]

Shout out to my boy Italy for ruining the worlds economy
i hate you

[Anonymous No.17752568]

You all know what this means

[Anonymous No.17752575]

>>17752541
>let me buy first

[cunt No.17752577]

>>17752511
better to play it safe at a time like this

[Anonymous No.17752579]

>>17752557
Pretty soon the fed is going to be printing the federal government's entire yearly budget every week

[Anonymous No.17752582]

>>17752120
If you think the stock will continue to move favorably in whatever direction that will end up giving you money more than when you exercise.

Example
>Call option at strike price of $12
>Stock goes up to $20
>You believe stock will continue going up on Monday, or will move favorably
>You exercise to hold onto the stocks then sell later
>Otherwise it makes sense to just sell it

[Anonymous No.17752586]

>>17752553
Yeah but can it realistically go up big again?

[Anonymous No.17752587]

>>17752539
It isn't, wait for the next dead cat bounce to push it back down into the mid 20s

[Anonymous No.17752588]

what do you think of my investment strategy
>company starts making headlines in shitlib blogs about how racially and genderly diverse theyre becoming
>short them hard
>retire on the gains

[Anonymous No.17752592]

>>17752562
Italy is merely ahead of the curve, everyone is going to be looking as bad and worse in no time.

[Anonymous No.17752597]

>>17752529
When the fuck are people going to learn that the bottom isn't going to be reached for fucking months

[Anonymous No.17752598]

>already "made" 25% by selling and holding cash
>another 30% from dicking around with shorts/puts
I thought it was impossible to time the market?

[Anonymous No.17752605]

Guys! Look at this! It has sound in the link:
https://twitter.com/18milesout757/status/1237101615007576069

[Anonymous No.17752614]

>>17752575
i will wait until april at least.

[Anonymous No.17752623]

>>17752568
old fuck will die in Office lmao

I hope the Reps have a backup candidate for november, not like Biden or Sanders will survive either.

[Anonymous No.17752627]

>>17752568
Black friday is what this means

[Anonymous No.17752634]

Are you ready to be saved yet? He will save you if you give in to Him. He's cheap as hell and the Divvy is Fat. You do know that yield is still over 5% at the peak price right? Give in to Him now and just let drip work for 25+ years. You don't gotta do a thing other than add more to Him every month or year. Then when your an old man, hey you'll die of shock when you see the Fat Wad staring back at you all cause of Him. Don't forget to screw your heirs outta getting their hands on Him before you die. Why should they get all the fruits of your hard earned labors? Make'em work for it.

[Anonymous No.17752635]

>>17752587
Yeah that's what I was thinking. Set a limit order for like 25-26 bucks

[Anonymous No.17752638]

>>17752568
>NBA players get immediately tested
Is he trying to delude himself? The dude is fucking 73 and obese

[Anonymous No.17752640]

It will not go up until U.S. gets a clear view on their situation which will take weeks.

The world has basically stopped. Expect massive layoffs across multiple sectors.

[Anonymous No.17752645]

>>17752554
Which one do you think people are most likely to FOMO in to? Which has the momentum?

[Anonymous No.17752653]

so many people optimistic in this thread... hmm...

[Anonymous No.17752660]

>>17752216
If you bought 100 shares of EXMPL CORP @ $100,
sold for a loss at $50, then
bought back at $37.50

the stock will have to go back to $75ish to break even (excluding fees), which means it has to go up 200% from where you bought it at $37.50

>in after I made a dumb math error or typo

[Anonymous No.17752670]

the amount of bullposting is still too damn high. we are going lower

[SNSSTOTHEMOON No.17752681]

>>17751931
buy the dip

[Anonymous No.17752685]

YEEEEE HAWWWW MOTHERFUCKERS
https://mobile.twitter.com/JimPethokoukis/status/1238208191202238464
JPM PREDICTS -2% GROWTH

[Anonymous No.17752690]

>>17752498
>>17752546
the way down is a bumpy ride bros

[Anonymous No.17752695]

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/officials-us-airstrikes-underway-against-iran-backed-militia-group-that-hit-iraq-base
>The U.S. launched airstrikes in Iraq Thursday, American officials said, targeting the Iranian-backed Shia militia members believed responsible for the rocket attack that killed and wounded American and British troops at a base north of Baghdad.
UH OH

[Anonymous No.17752700]

Here it is. The last delusional bull run.

[Anonymous No.17752701]

look at this cope from snss anon loooooool

[Anonymous No.17752702]

Wow anons look APPLE for only 248. Tesla for 560. What an amazing opportunity anons why arent you buying?

[Anonymous No.17752705]

>ctrl+f
>SNSS
>3 results
>none of them him
has he killed himself already or is he in hiding?

[Anonymous No.17752704]

>>17752484
You don't know what regret is!

[Anonymous No.17752707]

>>17752598
its the long run. Try doing it for the next 10 yrs

[Anonymous No.17752713]

>>17752588
I think you’re a retard
Anti-SJW “investing” is just as bad as ESG investing.

[Anonymous No.17752714]

>>17752377
Yeah, I can't imagine a world where the majority of traders react to every single piece of news, fake news, or perturbation in the rightward moving lines

[Anonymous No.17752722]

>>17752685
is that bullish or bearish

[Anonymous No.17752725]

So who else is buying more SQQQ once the next stimulus comes through

[Anonymous No.17752733]

>>17752695
If you didn't have this priced in seconds after the attack happened by following OSINT guys on Twitter, you don't deserve gainz

[Anonymous No.17752737]

>>17752704
>placing options on an inverse ETF

nigger why wouldn't you just put money in a normal ETF and skip the fees

[Anonymous No.17752738]

>FUTURES UP
AHAHAHAHA BEARKEKS BTFO
DOW 30K EOM

[Anonymous No.17752740]

>>17752634
Nah
VZ has a better balance sheet
Fag

[Anonymous No.17752745]

>>17752670
Niggers still think there is a "bottom" even though the US economy is going to fundamentally shutdown because of bad we've been handling corona. The bad news is only just beginning.

[Anonymous No.17752746]

>>17752702
>>APPLE for only 248. Tesla for 560
>only 6 million shekels bro, trust me

[Anonymous No.17752751]

>>17752685
I'm praying every night for at least a 60-70% market correction before shit recovers and I can buy enough to make me a multi-millionaire by 40

[Anonymous No.17752752]

>>17752738
This, they'll just cope it away

[Anonymous No.17752758]

>>17752701
Did anyone save the stockwits of that one ONTX guy before, during, and after their disastrous conference call?

That was like a three act Shakespearean tragedy playing out in 140 character bursts

[Anonymous No.17752769]

>>17752725
me :)

[Anonymous No.17752772]

>>17752705
see
>>17752701#

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17752776]

>>17752029
They didn't actually do that, they authorized 1.5 trillion in repo operations to take place over the span of several weeks.

[Anonymous No.17752777]

>>17752738
Dead cat bounce. Dumb boomers like Bill Mitchel keep throwing more money in

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17752779]

>>17752521
Cause USA is attacking Iran and oil is going back up.

[Anonymous No.17752783]

>>17752725
I'm hoping to

[Anonymous No.17752797]

Anons have you seen Amazon shares this cheap? This is your golden ticket

[Anonymous No.17752800]

>Dad called me almost in tears saying that he isn't sure if he's going to retire now if the economy continues like this
>Had to lie to him and tell him that it's going to be okay so he doesn't have a mental breakdown
Fuck

[Anonymous No.17752804]

>>17752568
I dunno what would cause more chaos: him getting a serious case and dying or him somehow being asymptomatic giving every other major political figure a serious case and dying.

The second would be a helluva a lot more entertaining I will say that

[Anonymous No.17752805]

>>17752605
wood be better if it progressed from cocky bulls and nothingburger headlines to pink wojaks and doomer articles over the course of the video

[Anonymous No.17752807]

>>17752713
Shorting any company with a female CEO has historically been a solid play.

[Anonymous No.17752808]

just buy and hold retards
if you aren't insider trading, then you don't know what you are doing

[Anonymous No.17752810]

Tomorrow's plan:
Dead cat bounce from fake and gay fed pump
Wait for the giant green dildo
Blow your load on SQQQ or SPY puts

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17752814]

>>17752705
No I haven't killed myself, no I am not coping as there is no need to. I don't care that it's down, it will go back up. Nothing has changed. Still waiting on the same data, which hasn't actually come out yet.

[Anonymous No.17752815]

How long until trump starts blaming Hillary?

>>17752777
Checked
But that boomer is some sort of simulation
Or just a shameless paid trump shill

[Anonymous No.17752819]

>>17752111
A much needed culling...

[Anonymous No.17752823]

>>17752653
It's not that. More that this kind of crash makes for an amazing buy opportunity. A lot of us weren't trading back in '08. There were good solid 20% drops a few times since then but if this is the Big One it'll be massive gains on the turn around (and already on the way down if you're shorting).

>>17752745
There is always a bottom.

[Anonymous No.17752824]

>>17752800
how soon does he want to retire

[Anonymous No.17752830]

>Future dow below 21k
>Huge amount of people optimistic
Guys its better to lose a little money, to lose all of it

[Anonymous No.17752836]

>>17752800
Either he's close to retirement and the 401(k) is in bonds, or he's far away from retirement and the 401(k) will recover by that time. It should be okay.

[Anonymous No.17752837]

>>17752777
C O P E
O P
P O
E P O C

[Anonymous No.17752841]

>>17752800
Ask him how it feels when you reap what you sow

All boomers deserve the rope

[Anonymous No.17752849]

Dow futures at 21k now, there's no going back, we'll moon.

[Anonymous No.17752851]

Futures are pumping bros

[Anonymous No.17752857]

>>17752800
If you didn't do anything during 2008 it would take you 6 years to break even.

[Anonymous No.17752859]

>Think tomorrow is probably going to be green because of the bounce and all the boomers
>decide to buy SPXU
Ah fuck not again.

[Anonymous No.17752861]

>>17752814
Proceed back to jail felon, you may not collect $200.

[Anonymous No.17752863]

>>17752800
It’s ok, he’ll die from the virus anyway

[Anonymous No.17752870]

>>17752814

[Anonymous No.17752877]

>>17752841
this

[Anonymous No.17752878]

>People are starting to get confident this is the bottom

Just you wait until the US is looking like Italy in a little over a week

[Anonymous No.17752879]

>>17752851
Good, i'm going all in on spce and amd puts then

[Anonymous No.17752882]

Where can one see Dow futures?

[Anonymous No.17752883]

Guys its gonna be fine the Fed deployed the Trilliorinos stock market always recovers

[Anonymous No.17752886]

Tomorrow is guaranteed to be another bloodbath.

ECB blundered big time by saying they wouldn't cover spreads.

Fed QE was not even close to enough.

[Anonymous No.17752887]

>>17752800
is he a trump supporter?

[Anonymous No.17752890]

>>17752800
>Been telling my Dad to sell for 2 weeks now
>"It'll bounce back. I have 10 years until I retire so I'm fine."
What is fucking wrong with boomers...

[cunt No.17752894]

>>17752029
that 1.5 trillion is over 3 mouths
today they stared with 500 billion

[Anonymous No.17752896]

>>17752851
>huge red dong
what

[Anonymous No.17752895]

>>17752878
This. Wait till lockdowns start being mandatory. It’ll make today look like a joke

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17752903]

Guys how could we have the two worst days in history back in the same week? Only 7 people in america died, it's just the sniffles guys.

[Anonymous No.17752905]

>>17752340
>What do you mean you can't find a job? The stock market is doing great right now?

[SNSSTOTHEMOON No.17752911]

>>17752814
This

[Anonymous No.17752912]

>futures

OH NO N O NONONONO

[Anonymous No.17752920]

Why 1.5 Trillion? Why not 10 trillion?

[Anonymous No.17752922]

>>17752890
>sell the dips
>buy the pumps
run that strategy and tell me how you do...
if you don't know what you are doing then buy and hold retard

[Anonymous No.17752925]

Someone is slowly dumping their futures this evening to take advantage of the bulls.

[Anonymous No.17752929]

>>17752588
you'd just end up losing on companies with good PR departments. It's kinda a proven strategy now that superficial wokeness is just as popular as any sort of effective wokeness

[Anonymous No.17752934]

>>17752878
This thing will burn itself out in 3 months tops. It’s to virulent to sustain itself.

[Anonymous No.17752935]

>>17752814
>haven’t killed yourself
I genuinely wish you would, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17752941]

>>17752660
Am I missing something or is this post retarded? You sell at 50 and you can buy back more shares than you had at 37.50

[Anonymous No.17752943]

>>17752823
>There is always a bottom.
unless youre HODLing shitcoins
that has a VERY real possibility of going to fucking zero

[Anonymous No.17752948]

>>17752851
>friday closing at +4%
>monday closing at -12%, give up the money goyim
it's like you guys never learn

[Anonymous No.17752952]

>>17752776
>we get more weeks of these insane swings up and down

[Anonymous No.17752953]

>>17752896
Oh noo looks like they went down again bros lol

[Anonymous No.17752962]

>>17752824
>>17752836
He planned to retire in two years, he's 64 right now. I don't know exactly what his 401k looks like but I'm assuming he's probably fine and just has it in a vanguard account or some shit. I know that he unironically followed Cramer's advice and threw 10k into the SPY, which is probably what he's currently freaking out about.
>>17752863
I'm actually really worried about that because he has a super shit immune system right now thanks to Chemo
>>17752887
Yes

[Anonymous No.17752965]

If you can’t make money on a day like today, you’re just not gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.17752968]

why futures resistance?
surely no one wants to hold over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.17752973]

>>17752779
can my Lockheed Martin stop plummeting?
Please?

>>17752807
Maybe so
There’s probably more marissa Meyers than Indra nooyi
...actually it wouldn’t surprise me if the pajeeta female ceos do better than the pretty white Becky ceos

[Anonymous No.17752978]

>>17752800
you told him
>"its gonna be ok"
he thought
> "oh no my son is retarded hes not gonna make it"

[Anonymous No.17752986]

>>17752941
You bought them for $100 a share in the first place, you sold for 50 cents on the dollar, bought at $37.5 again

[Anonymous No.17752988]

the austrailian market is doing bad but it shouldn't matter, futures are strong and the market looks bullish. If you didn't buy yesterday i feel bad for you

[Anonymous No.17752993]

Bros, your gonna be able to buy a house soon...

[Anonymous No.17752995]

>>17752943
God if I could have bought puts on GBTC I would have in a heartbeat

[Anonymous No.17752996]

>>17752934
It isn't, though. It's as contagious as the flu, has a 1-4% death rate, and spreads asymptomatically. It's basically a perfect storm for maximum spread and death. It's how you set up in Plague Inc before adding massive hemmoraging for the killing blow.

[Anonymous No.17752999]

>>17752962
>has a super shit immune system right now thanks to Chemo
Rip

[Anonymous No.17753003]

>>17752934
unless it mutates to survive in cats, then we'll never be rid of it until the last cat lady dies childless

[Anonymous No.17753008]

>>17752962
>I'm actually really worried about that because he has a super shit immune system right now thanks to Chemo
It's okay anon, virus hijacks your immune system to kill you with cytokine storm.

No immune system = no problem, except pneumonia.

[Anonymous No.17753020]

Oh look a military conflict to go along with our pandemic.

FUCKING SELL YOUR SHIT YOU RETARDS.

[Anonymous No.17753029]

>>17752968
Is she ever gonna grow breasts, or is it for real real a dude?

[Anonymous No.17753033]

Updated macro TA as a key trend line was broken today. The log scale post-08 low range line. Now passed -25%. Next doomsday levels are $1700 (-50%) and the overall super long range low trend line for the SPX dating back to the 1970s in purple which would be ~$1500 current.

[Anonymous No.17753038]

Anyone else don't have balls to short?

[Anonymous No.17753043]

>>17752995
same senpai

[Anonymous No.17753042]

>>17752965
I could have had money like that... I hadn't sold like a bitch

>>17752704

[Anonymous No.17753044]

>>17752138

bruh this would literally mean you just get shares for free

[Anonymous No.17753045]

Like anyone is going to want to hold their toxic waste stocks over the weekend and see what joys Monday has in store.

[Anonymous No.17753048]

VIX 75

[Anonymous No.17753051]

>>17753029
it is a girl

[Anonymous No.17753060]

I'm sorry goyim but dont you think it's strange that this happens when you decided to appoint a goy to be in charge of the central bank?

[Anonymous No.17753062]

All in SQQQ what am I in for bros?

[Anonymous No.17753071]

>>17753038
why not just short a little bit

[Anonymous No.17753074]

>>17752922
I'm up 1800% this month from predicting this thing, retard.

[Anonymous No.17753077]

Question is who the fuck is keeping R2000 green

[Anonymous No.17753080]

>>17751931
What is a flight company?

[Anonymous No.17753087]

>>17753038
Yeah... didn’t have the balls to sell either. Grabbed a tiny bit of SH though. Will grab more on the dead cat if we get one. I can’t believe this happened right when my sleep schedule get so fucked that I sleep through the market.

>>17753051
So they say...
I think it’s PROBABLY true though

[Anonymous No.17753094]

>>17753062
a steep cliff

[Anonymous No.17753100]

>>17753071
I'm afraid to get GUH'd.

[Anonymous No.17753109]

red open and i can buy a house next month
green open and i'll never be allowed to retire

[Anonymous No.17753112]

>>17753062
I'm waiting to buy in on the next dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.17753114]

>>17753062

[Anonymous No.17753118]

>>17752882
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-30-futures

[Anonymous No.17753119]

>>17753074
Only 1800%? I'm up like 4571% bro and I traded with millions upons billions

[Anonymous No.17753123]

>>17753048
oh fuck is it too pumped? is monday too late to hop in for gainz?

[Anonymous No.17753127]

>>17753112
Same. I'm actually hoping for a one of those 10% bounces we were getting for a while

[Anonymous No.17753132]

>>17753045
It's not just that it's the unpredictability of tomorrow. Futures don't set up the day anymore they cushion the fall.

[Anonymous No.17753138]

>>17752986
So? You hodling isn't going to prevent it from going down. If it's going down either way why not make lemonade out of those lemons?

[Anonymous No.17753140]

>>17753062
a shock, maybe. a bounce is inevitable along the way down

[Anonymous No.17753141]

Stop fucking selling, the market is fine and there's no point in being spooked by other markets that are open now

[Anonymous No.17753145]

>>17753123
399 last I checked.
Imagine is you had bought at 40 on Feb 21
IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.17753151]

Now that everything is low, is this my time to buy and escape wageslavery?

[Anonymous No.17753165]

>>17753033
That isn't how you draw a trend line, sweetie. We haven't yet broken the line that starts in 2009.

[Anonymous No.17753170]

Short shake shack! Fuck boomers!

[Anonymous No.17753178]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MRC0qu75TU

[Anonymous No.17753183]

>tfw only worth $1.25m after this decline

[Anonymous No.17753187]

Hi guys I'm deposited 200$ into the app now what do I push

[Anonymous No.17753189]

>>17752882
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-30-futures-advanced-chart

[cunt No.17753192]

>>17753080
>being this new
you know what an airplane is?

[Anonymous No.17753205]

>ASX down 7% for the third day this week
It's all over bois

[Anonymous No.17753206]

>>17753145
so i should hop on monday? my paycheck hasnt come in yet

[Anonymous No.17753212]

>>17752588
really stupid idea don't bother

[Anonymous No.17753214]

Is there anything saying that banks have to buy stocks with their 'liquidity', instead of shorting? Because I think everyone at JPM et. al will be shorting with whatever money they're given if they're allowed.

[Anonymous No.17753218]

>>17753038
Sell call credit spreads.

[Anonymous No.17753229]

>>17753048
VIX was 79 in the 2008 flash crash - Something big is happening.

[Anonymous No.17753233]

>>17751931
Bernie Sanders used his Russian contacts to spark the oil price war with Saudi Arabia such that the oil crisis would spark at the same time as a public health crisis, creating justification for both Medicare for All and a Green New Deal. Commie plot

[Anonymous No.17753245]

>>17753192
Fucking quality

[Anonymous No.17753247]

>>17753205
down 25% from top. around 30% seems to be the standard.

[Anonymous No.17753264]

There are rumors that Citadel is done for and are liquidating big time, which is why we saw a 1.5 trillion QE come in today.

[Anonymous No.17753268]

>>17752015
>>17752029
what does the "fed pumping" dollars mean? they print cash and buy random shit with it?

[Anonymous No.17753273]

>>17753048
How can VIX futures be at 60 if VIX index is at 75? What's going on? Am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.17753279]

>>17753165

[Anonymous No.17753284]

Inslee closed WA schools until late april

[Anonymous No.17753288]

>>17752086
It's annoying

[Anonymous No.17753289]

“NEW” thread
When bump limit hits move.

>>17749319
>>17749319
>>17749319
UNFINISHED THREAD

[Anonymous No.17753297]

>>17753273
vix futures have rollovers monthly and arent the real vix

[Anonymous No.17753299]

>>17753192
So airlines? Yes I'm new to /biz/ been on 4chan for almost a decade though

[Anonymous No.17753300]

>>17753183
>tfw only worth $500k
I might as well end myself now.

[Anonymous No.17753305]

>>17753264
big if true

who will run all the options markets then?

[Anonymous No.17753309]

>>17753233
If he were that clever, devious, and competent he would have won the DNC instead of biden

[Anonymous No.17753310]

>>17753289
What a fucking lazy OP
Delete it and try again faggot

[Anonymous No.17753323]

>>17753289
Delete that trash

[Anonymous No.17753326]

>>17753151
almost, yes. wait until april

[Anonymous No.17753327]

>>17753268
Increasing the amount of dollars available for circulation.

[Anonymous No.17753344]

>>17753279

[Anonymous No.17753347]

never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.17753377]

ACTUAL NEW WITH CORRECTLY FORMATTED OP

>>17753353

>>17753353

[Anonymous No.17753378]

>:Futures red 0.9%
Back to Black friday

[Anonymous No.17753405]

>>17753297
so what you're saying is buy VXX its undervalued?

[Anonymous No.17753413]

>>17753344
>the great depression was just a correction

[Anonymous No.17753433]

>>17753183
>>17753300
>tfw 31
>tfw only make 40k salary
>tfw still managed to save ~110k

Meh, I guess I am doing okay maybe.

[Anonymous No.17753438]

why is everyone talking disney instead of seaworld? Look at that absolutely gorgeous drop, and they are already a thirded and haven't even closed the parks yet, and unlike disney they have both no secondary revenue streams and ludicrous mandatory expenses from all the expensive as shit animals they have to keep alive in all their parks. If I wasn't a dumbass and shorted that shit a week ago I would be six figures now

[Anonymous No.17753448]

>>17753347
>large account
>(>3k)
OH I AM A LAFFIN

[Anonymous No.17753454]

>>17753433
you're doing great fren, i have a high stress job and i'm alcoholic and hate myself

[Anonymous No.17753473]

>>17753347
>i dont think im gay
i do tho

[Anonymous No.17753524]

>>17753438
Corona and very unwoke these days now, very good shorting target.

[Anonymous No.17753545]

>>17751987
Disney below 90, starting position.

[Anonymous No.17753563]

>>17753413
I'm right though, the trend line isn't broken yet and it's nearly 80% drop from ATH to where you believe it's going to end up, not 50%.

[Anonymous No.17753628]

Once the pain stops the literal zoomzooms are going to flood in, I can't believe how many of them are in these threads

[Anonymous No.17753632]

>>17753454
I'm sure we will make it fren. If you can man try to get the alcohol under control, it helped my mood alot. I was raging with the stuff until this year and supplemented a beer now and again with a kombucha which hit the spot similar to a beer.

[Anonymous No.17753687]

>>17753563
Just because you can draw a line doesn't mean anything. It's not going to bounce back from this, I'm sorry to be the one to break that to you.

[Anonymous No.17753839]

All of these fund are gains from today alone so losing them is not a big deal. What are the chances I'm gunna make it with these shorts.

Or at least get a nice nest egg

[Anonymous No.17753866]

>>17753687
I didn't state it isn't going to drop from here or implied this was the bottom, I stated that you don't know how to draw a trend line. Your butt hurt responses to this are hilarious. Git gud.

[cunt No.17753903]

>>17753299
yes like Boeing
there fucked because no on is traveling
and before that even there planes where fucked up.