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>> No.17750343

>>17750297
High 18k tomorrow

SCREENCAP THIS

>> No.17750355

>>17750297
floor is SPY @160

>> No.17750373
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17750373

Double plus infinity green, tomorrow at the open.

>> No.17750374

Here's the plan. Same as yesterday.
Fed initiates fake and gay pump, massive green dildo forms
When the mushroom tip forms, blow your load on SQQQ and SPY puts.

>> No.17750383

Bottom tomorrow, green on monday

>> No.17750386
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17750386

How much money have y'all made off of Wu Ping Cough?

>> No.17750387

>>17750297
Did you mean to say convicted?

>> No.17750389
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>> No.17750391

I like big tits

SCREEN CAP THIS

>> No.17750397

I don't want to lose my day job ;_;

>> No.17750401
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17750401

>>17750389

>> No.17750402

>>17750386
14k, -14k, +$100

so about a hundred bucks

>> No.17750406

>>17750374
I uhhhhh just bought my SH now. Should I get some DOG or too late?

>> No.17750420
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17750420

Who here /exit/ before the crash?
I sold it all in September. It's a bittersweet feel. Missed the top, didn't short the market, but still ahead.

How about you?

>> No.17750419

Jew on CNBC saying Shale and oil shouldn't get a bailout

>> No.17750432

NYC STATE OF EMERGENCY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MOMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17750438

>>17750406
Hold through the fake and gay pump, or sell before the fake and gay pump.

>> No.17750450
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17750450

>>17750343

Nah dude, its going to 16 at least. No one wants to hold over he weekend.

>> No.17750455

>>17750386
About 2600 so far

>> No.17750458
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17750458

>>17750297
Google hasn't updated their chart since the 6th

>> No.17750465
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17750465

>>17750297

100,000 PEOPLE IN OHIO WITH COVID-19
FROM OHIO DIRECTOR OF HEALTH
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1238214465822371843

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17750467

>>17750419
Stop parroting randoms on CNBC
If you don’t know Who is and isn’t worth considering listening to by now, you’re fucked

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17750469

>>17750389
That...that can't be possible... could it?

>> No.17750470

>>17750386

None yet. I'm planning on going hard 6 figures into the market once this Kungflu blows over.

>> No.17750471
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17750471

>>17750389
Anon pls. Switch to log scale. Macro TA is worthless in regular scale.

>> No.17750473
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17750473

>>17750297
TOMORROW FRIDAY THE 13TH THE BIGGEST DUMP OF THE CENTURY IS COMING.
You got your puts today right anon?

>> No.17750474
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17750474

>Up $500 after hours

>> No.17750478
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17750478

WHERE'S THE PUMP?????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17750485
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17750485

top 30 for Yuka Kashino

>> No.17750487

>>17750297
>DOW JONES 18k on Friday the 13th
>New York goes on lockdown over weekend
>Famous/Important person dies of COVID on weekend
>COVID spreads more
>Blood Monday on the 15th

Money won‘t be worth anything in a couple of weeks!

>> No.17750489

>>17750374
Fuck yeah some gang banging thug shit

>> No.17750504
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17750504

WTF I JUST LOST 3 MIL AND ON MARGIN

>> No.17750516

>>17750465
I forgot I had family in Ohio, oh no :(

>> No.17750521
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>>17750471

>> No.17750531

>DEUTSCHE BANK CALLS FOR 100 BPS FUNDS RATE DROP AND NEW ROUND OF QE
DEUTSCHE BANK CALLS FOR 100 BPS FUNDS RATE DROP AND NEW ROUND OF QE
>DEUTSCHE BANK CALLS FOR 100 BPS FUNDS RATE DROP AND NEW ROUND OF QE
DEUTSCHE BANK CALLS FOR 100 BPS FUNDS RATE DROP AND NEW ROUND OF QE
>DEUTSCHE BANK CALLS FOR 100 BPS FUNDS RATE DROP AND NEW ROUND OF QE
DEUTSCHE BANK CALLS FOR 100 BPS FUNDS RATE DROP AND NEW ROUND OF QE


It's over /biz/bros, this is the end. Just heard this on Bloomberg.

>> No.17750533

INO after hours flash sale

>> No.17750536
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17750536

Also I sold SQQQ at 29 today :(

>> No.17750544
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>>17750420
More or less except for an oil yolo i had to run away from screaming and on fire last Friday when the news of negotiation fail came out. All cash since then.

>> No.17750555

>>17750343
agree, have to give back all Trump's gains. I think this is a fucking psyops.

>> No.17750562

>>17750297
new
>>17749319
>>17749319
>>17749319
>>17749319
>>17749319

>> No.17750570
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17750570

>>17750536
>SQQQ at $36 nearly now

>> No.17750573

>>17750531
They're going to Lehman and take the entire EU with them.

>> No.17750584

>>17750531
Link you fucking faggot holy shit.

>> No.17750597
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17750597

What is the lowest you guys think spy will go in about a week?

>> No.17750603

>>17750420
>didn't short the market,
making a list for next time, what would you use to short SQQQ?

>> No.17750605

>>17750573
nedda saucerino

>> No.17750610

>>17750389
>>17750471
what program is this for viewing stocks?

>> No.17750611
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17750611

You can see based on the movements in the after-hours market that people are already running for the exits. If $TSLA, $AMD are down 5% in two hours today, what do you think will happen tomorrow? Friday the 13th ... - 13%.

>> No.17750615
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17750615

it's too late to sell, isn't it

>> No.17750616

>>17750531
ecb already declared new qe

>> No.17750617

>>17750471
This is a no fate zone
If you’re going to be a coombrain you need to use fire emblems

>> No.17750622

>>17750597
10

>> No.17750628

im looking for a stock in the 10-50 dollar price range that i'll be able to collect premium off covered calls in the future

you guys think BAC is a good choice?

>> No.17750632

>>17750584

This was a quote from a guy on Bloomberg TV, I'll see if they've made an article on it.

>> No.17750634

What will you buy in once it crashes to the bottom fellow bulls?
I am waiting for Tesla.

>> No.17750641
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17750641

Fuck shorts
I'm putting $1,000 on Tulsi

>> No.17750644

in january i hated myself because i sold early, now in march i hate myself because i didnt buy puts. why can you never win this game

>> No.17750652

>>17750531
Who fucking cares?

>> No.17750654
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17750654

>>17750297
AMD BROS HODL

>> No.17750655

>>17750644
Just find some complete retard you know and do the opposite of what he does financially

>> No.17750659
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17750659

As you all know, the DOW has as of today firmly broken through the 200 weekly moving average and currently sits at 21200 points. Between us and the 200 monthly moving average which sits at about 15000 are roughly 6000 points.
For the DOW to close above the 200 weekly it would need to gain about 2400 points or 11.4% tomorrow. If we fail to do so (the likelyhood of this is high) we're in for a very rough couple of years ahead.

The last time wee closed below the 200 weekly on the DOW was in 2008 and it took us almost 900 days to climb back above it.

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>>17750531
>>17750573
>>17750584
>>17750616
>>17750652


Got it, here's the source. DB isn't solvent, it's game over.

>> No.17750674

>>17750634
Tesla won't exist after this. They are burning cash and funded by soon-to-be junk debt. The fact that your still list for Tesla proves you should not be picking stocks.

>> No.17750681

Ban all travel
All of it
Ban it all

Other countries no longer exist, there is only the border. Beyond that, nothing.
Shoot "immigrants" and "tourists" at the border. No crossings

>> No.17750685

>>17750644
I too wished I bought puts
I sold 16 SPXU calls that one dead cat bounce day last week lmao

>> No.17750688

>>17750654
What price did you get it anon, I got in at about $45. I lost about 1000 today alone.

>> No.17750698

All the growth SNSS made since December gone in 2 days

>> No.17750704

Alright divy guys. Tell me what dividend stocks to buy that
>are companies who have been stable long term
>dividends do not go down in times of recessions/depressions
>dividends at worst have only stayed stable BUT HAVE NOT GONE DOWN

I'm starting to dca a few hundred dollars every week or two so please nothing that's literally $50 or higher per share as I'll only be able to buy a few.

>>17750608
What is M1?

>> No.17750707

>>17750669
...what’s the short %?

>> No.17750709

Question for you fellas with money:
When anons post stuff like "good thing I liquidated my assets and cashed out days ago", what exactly is their immediate plan? Are they going to buy property or Precious Metals?
Are they going to reinvest in safe havens, whatever those might be in this fucked up situation?
Or are they just happy to have cash in hand and confident enough that hyperinflation won't become an issue before they can spend it all?

>> No.17750711

man our economy truly is fucked. like people talk all this shit about how digitized we are but all that shit still needs human presence to work.
i would have thought investing in video games, porn, or netflix would be a good idea but the more i think about it the more i realize we are fucked.

>> No.17750715

>>17750644
You need to take risks, risk is literally the name of the game here... that's why risk MANAGEMENT is extremely important

>> No.17750722

>>17750669
George Gammon CALLED THIS SHIT IN NOVEMBER!!!! fucking amazing.
He said the reason the fed had to step in to the repo market is because one of the major banks was secretly insolvent and nobody wanted to loan to eachother. Amazing

>> No.17750724

>>17750628
Just wait for SPY to hit 50

>> No.17750731

>>17750704
m1 finance is a broker

>> No.17750737

>>17750659
And $AMD puts were $0.80 today. Laughing my ass off all the way to the bank. I can't believe I managed to pull that one on the Jews. The greater the pride the harder the fall, and this will be the case for the people trading at $40 and $600 for these stocks in the middle of an economic collapse.

>> No.17750738

>>17750669
holy shit if DB goes bankrupt its unironically over for the world economy

>> No.17750752

job i work at (as a temp) is suspending work for temps for the next 2-3 weeks at least, potentially more. i don't get paid, thank god i still live with my parents.

any advice on getting into day trading since i have the time now? i just want to trade like, 100 shares of something at a time.

>> No.17750767

>>17750709
No nu-/biz/, liquidation means that the person was turned to liquid. In physics we call that a phase change.

>> No.17750780
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>>17750521
There ya go. Although i think fibby lines a shit. I think it's funny, nobody talks about the dow during normal market conditions. Always S&P, and for good reason as S&P has a broader coverage of the complete market than dow. Not that dow isn't worth paying attention to. Hmm.

Looking like DB is about the kick the bucket.

>> No.17750785

>>17750704
WM.

>> No.17750788

>>17750674
Sure. I guess those new factories will all be closed down and all orders cancelled too

>> No.17750797
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17750797

>blue
>SP500
how much normies think companies are worth

>orange
>Corporate Profits After Tax
how much they actually worth

>> No.17750808

>>17750738
The Germans just love destroying Europe. Again and again and again. It's like a hardcore porno where the guy rips it out of her puss and slips it into her ass within seconds.

>Refugees welcome! Take all the refugees!
>Oh, wait. Now we're insolvent. Economic collapse! Take all the economic collapse!

>> No.17750811
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17750811

I forgot to buy FNGD!

>> No.17750816

>>17750674
>Tesla won't exist after this.
Lmao, you're such a delusional faggot. Imagine spending all day bitching about how TSLA hasn't gone down enough.

>> No.17750817

>>17750610
Tradingview

>> No.17750821

>>17750669
Lmao i'm loading up DBPD in the morning.

>> No.17750836

>>17750731
Currently using robinhood. Do they have
>drip to avoid taxes
And
>accurate data
Cause robinhoods data is for the most part incorrect on the charts and the informatic below with the numbers (idk what it's called)

>> No.17750847

Help me understand options as a brainlet bros, you make money on a call if it the price is above the break even point on expiration correct? But what does it mean if the break even is below the current stock price?

>> No.17750850

What are the odds tomorrow isn't another steep plunge?

>> No.17750858

>>17750603
>short SQQQ
SQQQ itself is a short position brainlet, I guess you could buy puts on it but if you can't see the problem there you shouldn't touch options

>> No.17750869

>>17750808
Honestly just allocate certain parts of G*rmany to other countries. The Dutch, Danish, Polish, Austrians, Belgians and French all get a slice.
You can keep Berlin though

>> No.17750872

Go in on ZM. Every US college switching to online is gonna start using it in the next week or so

>> No.17750878

>>17750847
read the fucking sticky

>> No.17750881

>>17750811
>buying anything in this newly formed bear market

my fucking SIDES, dude.

>> No.17750882

>>17750738
Isn't DB already running on fumes?
Has been for a good while, I think.

>> No.17750880

>>17750562
No you fucked up the op.

>> No.17750887

>>17750704
take the weekend to do some research and realize you can buy at 2018 prices. i'm buying a bunch of cloud computing shit that i was late on a year ago.

>> No.17750889

>>17750816
When I refer to 'Tesla', I do it like '$TSLA'. You should know that by now. I'm not so bearish that I think $TSLA will go bankrupt. I just think the stock should be trading at $200 - $300.

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>>17750788
https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TSLA/tesla/debt-equity-ratio

>> No.17750894

>>17750808
based. The funny thing is that DB is THE most solvent bank in Europe. Wait until Italy opens their books? HOLY fuck brehs. Glad I'm all in on US stocks and nothing in Europe.

>> No.17750904

>>17750738
Thank god they have all those new Europeans

>> No.17750905

>>17750836
i just know them by name. i live in UCITS and MIFID2-land, i dont know shit about us investments

>> No.17750914

>>17750821
DBPD... looks like not available in the US
>>17750881
Look at what FNGD is you lazy turd

>> No.17750918

>>17750797
Tasty.
I was thinking 17,000 is the number to buy at.. Do you think fear will send it below your number?

>> No.17750919

>>17750887
2018 prices were inflated. We're going to 2014, 2015, 2016 prices. Don't you understand? This *isn't just a dip*. It's the beginning of a recession.

>> No.17750923

>>17750780
why do all the fib lines line up though? this is a retracement going back to the bottom of the great depression

>> No.17750927

>>17750669
THEY ARE TRYING TO GET THE ECB HOSTAGE.
IT'S A GAME OF CHICKEN AND THE WORLD ECONOMY DEPENDS ON WHO BLINKS FIRST HOLY SHIT

>> No.17750939

It won't stop till FED prints $6trillion

>> No.17750941
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17750941

MCDOLANDS FIRE SALE!!!

>> No.17750946

$TSLA down 8% after hours. Holy shit that slut is shitting all over her bed.

>> No.17750949

does anybody know if you need to have a minimum amount of cash in your TDameritrade account to be able to short sell stocks?

>> No.17750952

>>17750869
Berlin would become part of Neu-Prussia

>> No.17750953

>>17750919
Yes, 10k DOW Deens complete reasonable rn

>> No.17750955

How bad are futures looking?

>> No.17750958

>>17750914
no, i don't give a shit about your meme shit. YOU convince US you fucking dumbass.

>> No.17750959

>>17750767
True. I currently exist as a tub of jello.

>> No.17750962

>>17750889
You realize that your constant whining about the price literally does nothing to affect it, right?

>> No.17750964

green tomorrow

>> No.17750965

>>17750816
Tesla will not exist in 2022. All of your money will be gone

>> No.17750967

>>17750941
OHH NONONONONONNONONONOOO BULLBROSS

>> No.17750970
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>>17750465
We literally all told you this would happen, why didn't you listen?

>> No.17750974

>>17750797
where can I find this chart?

>> No.17750981

>>17750698
And he didn't take a single profit even though it gained 105% or some shit from his entry, actual brainlet right there

>> No.17750987

futures open in 3 minutes

>> No.17751000

>>17750919
i hope so, but i'm buying every gap down until i run out of cash.

>> No.17751004

>>17750965
Where are your $10 June 2022 puts? Show me them and I'll take you seriously.

>> No.17751025

>>17750955
Ask again in three minutes

>> No.17751040

>>17750797
bravo, you've rediscovered P/E ratio, a horribly flawed measure of how expensive the market is.

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>>17750297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=HYmUOyrks-Q&feature=emb_title

>> No.17751046

>>17750981
How do you not take those profits and roll into bearish positions in this market?
Pure fucking greed, that's how.

>> No.17751048

>tomorrow is Friday the 13th
>IT WILL BE GREEN! IT WILL BE GREEN!

Even God is trying to warn you nigga lmao

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17751050

>if ID is red, the nail is pounded in the coffin tomorrow.
>if ID is green... move it sideways.

>> No.17751061

>>17750615
Too deep fren. Just leave it unless you need that cash.

>> No.17751062
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17751062

Its time to take drastic measures and all in UDOW SPXL TQQQ tommrow
I wish it didnt have to come to this

>> No.17751070

>>17750918
I would buy it before it reaches 18000, once USA gets rid of corona and companies release 2020 earning, things will rocket back up

>> No.17751074

>>17750970
Its like with Ebola, nobody cared unless there was the odds of it arriving near home.

>> No.17751087

my ID decides color tomorrow

>> No.17751088

>>17751004
I'm not a stock picker. Tesla will be bankrupt in 2021 and gone by 2022. I will be buying the entire market at the bottom. (~17,000 DOW)

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>There was talk on the floor that an SPX 1500 put traded a week ago
>Doesn't seem so crazy anymore

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17751097

>>17750955
here's the immediate after hours number, it's likely going to be a slaughter very soon

>> No.17751100

>>17750974
just compare SP500 to CP on tradingview

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>>17751087
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17751113

>>17751070
Annoying. I will go half in before my lucky number

>> No.17751119

>>17751062
o.o
Is there any more escalation left after that
Or are we at the final solution
The big one

>> No.17751123

All the Jews who were fucked over by the drop are now seething and resolving to fuck over everyone else to get their money back. We're going to see a massive movement into shorts. Nobody believes in the bull market anymore and there's no reason to. You are reasonable to think that you will get more money shorting over the next sixth months than investing and that's telling for where the market's headed.

>> No.17751131

>>17751040
>P/E ratio, a horribly flawed measure of how expensive the market is.
care to explain?

>> No.17751143

where is your entry point, bros? i was planning on 18k but given that immobilization is only just starting, i might wait for 17 or even 16k.

>> No.17751146

Kramer is about to break down god damn

>> No.17751154

>dow futures up
What the fuck?

>> No.17751159

>>17751088
If TSLA goes from $550 to zero, and you have puts, you'll make hundreds of times more than buying the bottom of this event. The fact that you don't have any shows you're full of shit.

>> No.17751162

>>17750981
SNSS might just be another ONTX. People bought it riding into the news, then sold.

>> No.17751163

>>17751119
He didn’t say he’s taking out a loan yet...

>> No.17751166
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17751166

How much would you bulls pay me to take out a short position on the SPY? I haven't taken one yet because i guarantee that when i do, that's where the bottom will be. it's uncanny. so im gonna need to be paid to offset the losses i'd take if i did that, how much is calling the bottom worth to ya?

>> No.17751168

KRAMER CRYING

>> No.17751182

>>17751154
>Up by a tiny percentage after the worst rout in decades
How is this surprising?

>> No.17751188

THERE WAS A 10% DROP TODAY OF COURSE THINGS WILL LOOK GREEN ITS CALLED A DEAD CAT BOUNCE
USE IT TO BUY PUTS OR SQQQ

>> No.17751189

>>17751168
He sounds like he’s sick...

>> No.17751191

>>17751091
Nice

>> No.17751192
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17751192

DONG DONG DONG. Futures open. Smol green.

>> No.17751197

>>17751189
he sounds as if he's about to break down in tears any second

>> No.17751199

Three stocks to buy tomorrow before they hit the circuit breaker again?

>> No.17751201

BLACK FRIDAY

>> No.17751202

futures are down almost 1 percent

>> No.17751205

>>17751154
they're down 11%
are you retarded

>> No.17751214

>>17751146
Oh shit thanks for the reminder.

Wait... Dow is at 2018 levels already?
S&P still shortable?

>> No.17751219

>>17751168
link.

>> No.17751221
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17751221

So is Deutsche Bank going bankrupt now???
It's at 4.92€ and Bloody friday the 13th is coming!

>> No.17751223

>>17750297
For the first time in my life I have the opportunity to buy stocks and not be a poor faggot. I have 5k to my name and can comofrtably add 2k a month. Where does it need to go so I can make 100k as soon as possible (I'm assuming 1 or 2 years is whats normal for returns?) please teach me how to not be fucking poor like my parents

>> No.17751227
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17751227

Futures barely green. Come on, mumu. You can do it.

>> No.17751231

>>17751159
I don't play those games. I am pure macro god

>> No.17751233
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17751233

>>17751205

>> No.17751235
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>>17751201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_1dHzlWzns

>> No.17751242

Republican reject paid sick leave and unemployment benfits and call it liberal wish list? Did America regressed to late 19th century? Or are they trying to kill 10 Million American?

>> No.17751244

>>17751214
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>> No.17751245

where's the link to the video of kramer breaking down crying?

>> No.17751254

>>17751168
What? That's weird. He's been at this a long time and knows very well how things go. No reason to get all sore about it.

>> No.17751256
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17751256

Please

Just tell me it'll be green tomorrow

Please

>> No.17751268

Hmmm seems like the market is pricing in the Feds play tommorow

>> No.17751274

>>17751223
Read more, post less.

>> No.17751276
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17751276

>>17751256
Yes, it will be green. Trust me goy, buy the dip now don't miss out!

>> No.17751285

>>17751256
it will be unironically, green futures.
We hit bottom.

>> No.17751288

Someone just dumped NASDAQ futures on open while everything else was green. They knew.

>> No.17751291

Isn't there some announcement or press conference later tonight?

>> No.17751293

>>17751242
It's fine, all the rich have to do is say that "we" are a strong nation and that "we" are resilient and then none of the poor people they let die notice that the rich don't give a fuck about them

>> No.17751295

>>17751274
Was my second post ever.
Will take advice

>> No.17751297

Been a busy dude today both at work and online. I've been buying this dip with both hands stuffed in the cookie jar called my emergency fund. Added more DIS,GE,KHC,ONTX, T, and SWTSX. Then as if my day couldn't get any better my new laser printer showed up and I had it rolling out test pages in no time flat.

>> No.17751301
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17751301

futures are down dont know what you guys are talking about

>> No.17751305

>>17751256
I hope we go sub 18k tomorrow

>> No.17751318

>>17751242
>Or are they trying to kill 10 Million American?
That would be ideal, the majority of the ones dying are old and sick to being with, and are a net tax burden.
This is our only way to ease off of Social Security, to kill the ones currently being paid from it.

>> No.17751321

>>17751256
>fundamental analysis: things are bad and have literally only gotten worse
>technical analysis: moving averages down like a motherfucker

ya im thinkin' that's a buy!!!

>> No.17751325

Oh shit, I don't think Kramer is crying, it sounds like he's sick... Corona-chan has come for him

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>>17751205
>are you retarded
r u?

>> No.17751336
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17751336

>16k tomorrow

BULLS WILL BE SLAUGHTERED

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17751341

Hey Bizonacci add something about aftermarket traders and AMD.

>> No.17751347

>>17750297
they should add SDOW to the Dow.

>> No.17751365

>>17751301
They are now smol red. Your data may be delayed.

>> No.17751368

>>17751244
He does seem to be having a really rough time
Poor Jim
He just said to buy WFC...

>> No.17751370

>buying this dip

You're going to be crucified.

>> No.17751372

>>17751256
It will be green for like an hour at best, then resume dumping.

>> No.17751374

SHOW ME KRAMER CRYING YOU FUCKS!

>> No.17751377

>>17751242
You know as well as me that the democrats smuggled some weird shit into their plan and hopes to fast track it

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>>17751336
Have mercy bobo

>> No.17751396

The bear is gaining strength in the futures

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>>17751365
my data is ahead I pay for CME futures feed its -1 now

>> No.17751404
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17751404

Tom Hanks and his family have Corona!
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-12/tom-hanks-and-wife-rita-wilson-have-coronavirus-in-australia

Hahahahahhahahah

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17751406

AMD puts bros??

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17751409

How long before we make consistent gains again bros

>> No.17751416

Stocks are crashing
An investor cries
The Dow Jones, falls to the floor

>> No.17751419
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17751419

Every time I close at green, some after hours cunt just dumps it at ridiculous prices.

>> No.17751420

>>17751377
The Democrats will lock down their urban areas as a political play to crash the market and get one up on Trump. They can use State law and the Natl. Guard to do it.

>> No.17751425

>>17750297
>Listening to a tripfag
>Listening to a tripfag hardcore shilling his bags

>> No.17751426
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17751426

This motherfucker called the crash February 23rd the day before it happened. First five minutes:
1. We are in a market crash, not recession. Down 30%
2. The bottom: not even close
3. Still in a bubble
4. This is the opening act of what is coming
5. The Fed pumped $350 billion into the market today
6. The Fed announced it will be engaging in a $1.5 trillion asset purchase program
7. We haven't seen anything yet


https://youtu.be/SroVO0DsLFQ

>> No.17751428

>>17751231
You "don't play those games" because you're some retard making claims they won't back up. June 2021 TSLA $10 puts are $0.16, you would be the biggest idiot on the planet not to buy something like that if you actually thought TSLA was going to go bankrupt.

>> No.17751429
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17751429

>>17751389
80% of my portfolio is leveraged inverse ETFs

>> No.17751449

Where did the PM and silver thread go? Seems to have been wiped off the board....

>> No.17751457

>>17751368
that's not a bad call

>> No.17751460
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17751460

>>17751409
>How long before we make consistent gains again bros
Said the crying Bull, knowing very well that the market is crashing harder than in 1929.

>> No.17751465

>>17751221
Do you think it'll fall to $2?
Definitely buying some puts for this one

>> No.17751483

>>17751428
Okay :)
https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-faces-legal-trouble-financial-issues-in-2019-2019-2

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>>17751119
you dont want to know

>> No.17751488

>>17750709
Step one; invest in puts and inverted indexes with leverage (cfds). Make a fortune.
Step two; repeat and rinse bag holders on the pump.
Step three; hold cash.
Step four; use cash to buy toilet paper and bullets because it’s mad max time. Alternatively reinvest at bottom.

>> No.17751491

>>17751416
Where is the floor

>> No.17751495

DOW FUTURES DOWN 165, LMAO 1 POINT PUMP IS OVER!

>> No.17751501

>>17750669
Why does German bank care about FED?

That would imply the FED control the world economy and therefor all Europeans would be massive cucks thst bow down to mutt overlords....oh wait

>> No.17751513

>>17751449
>when the market crashes we'll be rich!
>gold and silver drop just as hard
>killing themselves over wasted life in rocks

>> No.17751521
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17751521

Reply to this post with how many coronavirus cases you believe are currently in America

>> No.17751527

>>17751409
the fucks goin on in the webbum

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17751530

>>17751465
>Do you think it'll fall to $2?
I guess it will go to 1.90 ish on Black Friday, but it's over for DB for sure.

>> No.17751543

It would be very unfortunate to see some fucker crash a stock, just by VoIPing a call into their main office via proxy, coughing, and telling the receptionist he did some contract work there while feeling sick, only to be diagnosed with COVID-19 a few days later.

>> No.17751548

>>17750470
and how do you expect to know when its over?

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>>17751521
100k

>> No.17751563

If it doesn't hit the breaker today and tomorrow is bad then people will just be giving away money to the chaos instead of gradually lowering the 5% in the futures.

>> No.17751566

>>17751521
about tree fiddy hundred thousand

>> No.17751575

>Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
>Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
>Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.

>> No.17751577
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17751577

>>17751543
>It would be very unfortunate to see some fucker crash a stock, just by VoIPing a call into their main office via proxy, coughing, and telling the receptionist he did some contract work there while feeling sick, only to be diagnosed with COVID-19 a few days later.
DO IT!!

>> No.17751584

>>17751426
the market has been in a bubble since years, just look at what central bank's response was when previous crashes/dips happened and compare it to now. they literally have not learned and will bring this down even stronger. at the end of the day the rich will probably get bailed out and the ordinary people will have to pay for this.

>> No.17751589

>>17751483
>March 2019
>Business Insider
You're so dumb that you couldn't even look up a decent bear case against it. Come back in one year and admit that you are a retard.

>> No.17751600

>>17751566
what ze!!! ive been DUPED, I pressed the ctrl s but all I got was a bill of goods!

POWELL FIX THIS

>> No.17751602

>>17751543
Posts like these will cause the SEC to shut down 4chan, don't make chinese moot unhappy

>> No.17751604

>JNUG down 102%

Holy shit. So much for gold being a safe haven. Gonna go balls deep when it drops 50% tomorrow.

>> No.17751606

>>17751543
hahaha holy fuck dude

>> No.17751611
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17751611

You have brought this upon yourselves

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17751615

>>17751575
>Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
Holy shit DOW Jones is going to be prison raped tomorrow!

>> No.17751626

>>17751575
Yea I got my puts in after that FED pump today. I rode the mouse now I'm taking him back down.

>> No.17751632

>>17751527
The swap was made.

>> No.17751638

>>17751577
>allright sir, can I get your name please?

>> No.17751640

>>17751429
Need to increase that shit to 100%

These gains are otherwordly

>> No.17751642

>>17751575
Did they announce the closure of Walt Disney World in Florida?

>> No.17751650

>all these businesses closing down temporarily

is there even a plan in place? next 2 weeks are basically over but what happens next? like, it feels like people are expecting this shit to go over in 2 weeks and everything's back to normal.
what is their plan?

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17751658

>>17751550
>>17751566
Aight boys buckle up, this shit isn't priced in yet.

There's 100k in Ohio alone.
https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/continuing-coverage/coronavirus/ohio-department-of-health-says-100-000-ohioans-are-carrying-coronavirus

>> No.17751657

>>17751626
I had 2, opened 2 more today for a total of 4. I had a 5th order but I couldn't get it in before close. :( :(

>> No.17751660

>>17751426
>this motherfucker called it
are you retarded lmfao? people here were calling it early/mid feb when coronachan was just starting in china. YOU dumb motherfuckers were too stupid to listen and the mentally that every dip should be bought. shut your dumbass mouth. fucking cant stand retards in here. especially after most of us were saying the fall out would be huge.

>> No.17751662
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17751662

IT
KEEP
DROPPINGGGG

>> No.17751669
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17751669

>>17751638
>allright sir, can I get your name please?
Yes ....beeeeeeeeeeeep

>> No.17751677 [DELETED] 

>>17750386
1k>20k>14k>100k>75k

i wish i have the guts to shorts with more money

>> No.17751685

>>17751650
>plan
It's to late now. It's pray to not have to close down more.

>> No.17751688
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17751688

It's not stopping, it's not bouncing

>> No.17751696

>>17751409
>>17751527
Digital fakery, you can see it change color through the window (as opposed to seeing a handoff or not seeing a handoff)

>> No.17751698

>>17751650
Its just a flu. Usually takes about that time to get over

>> No.17751699

The question is, keep the leveraged ETFs during the weekend.
My gut says no

>> No.17751703

>>17751589
Elon, relax. You got your money you conman.

>> No.17751706

at this point, I just want to get corona and deal with it so I can not have to worry about this shit anymore

>> No.17751718

>>17750941
>fingers in mouth
and just like that she got coronavirus..

>> No.17751719

Why did I trade my spxs calls for puts

FUCKING FED TURN THOSE PRINTERS ON NOWWWW PUMP THIS UP NOWWW SO I CAN FLIP MY POSITIONS BEFORE THE FUCKING CIRCUIT BREAKER'S KICK IN NOOWWWWWWW

>> No.17751724

>>17751657
Nice. I made a killing after ther D+ ernings call. Was reading about them today and they still had there parks open. There are gonna get hit hard tomorrow.

>> No.17751729
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17751729

Friday the 13th.
-13%
Mark my words.
It's too kino not to happen.

>>17751602
>>17751577
I said it would be unfortunate. There are so many greedy people out there wanting to take advantage of the panic. And it's really not necessary when everything's going to crash anyways.

>> No.17751734

>>17751611
yes, starvation should be the default state instead of the worst case

>> No.17751736

it can't be that bad, I have not seen a single singing pink wojak posted today

>> No.17751738

>>17751699
You would win big, you could win...it ALLLLLLLLLLLL

An anon on monday was up like 60%+ from holding over the weekend

>> No.17751740
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17751740

>that volume

>> No.17751744

Just fucking all in SQQQ SPXU and TVIX, tired of endless research and worrying and timing

>> No.17751745

>>17751658
I wouldn't be surprised if 30-40% of all Americans get infected. Canada is going to suffer a much larger fate. Just read the other day they let a flight land in Pearson from Italy and no health officials were there to screen the passengers

>> No.17751749

>>17751530
I'm in the money then
Sorry for your loss Eurobro

>> No.17751758

>>17751688
We’re going to 2k by the end of March.

>> No.17751760

>>17751650
It's going to be a long winter, not a blizzard

>>17751698
10x the deaths of the flu

>> No.17751762

>>17751706
basically this

I just want everyone who can survive it to get it while everyone else locks themselves up for a while so we can just get it over with and not have to go into fucking marshal law

>> No.17751768
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17751768

Can you feel that?
Ah, shit
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Drowning deep in my sea of losses
Broken your market I kneel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my margin call
Is slowly changing in me
(Will you give in to me?)
Looking at my own portfolio
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the stop loss in me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your gain, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
No gains is the gift, that has been given to me

>> No.17751769

>>17751406
It's gonna go up tomorrow, just you watch

>> No.17751770

Trump won't allow 2 bloody days back to back. He's gonna try and save it

>> No.17751771

Smart money was pushing into SQQQ et. al and fleeing $TSLA and $AMD in the aftermarket.

>> No.17751773

US military is bombing the fuck out of something again.

>> No.17751777

is tomorrow going to be all green or what?

>> No.17751804

>>17750391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqINhejokU

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>>17751771
I wish I even knew how much money I lost but thanks to aftermarket cunts I can't even be sure.

>> No.17751818

>>17751777
I hope. I put all my smart money into shorting vix.

>> No.17751820

>>17751760
>>17751698
It's a flu that fucking murders anyone with respiratory issues.

Throwing Corona on the Chinese was like throwing a lit match on gasoline since literally every fucking person in China is a heavy chain smoker

>> No.17751826

how low do you guys think AMD is going to go? is it safe to open a short position tomorrow morning?

>> No.17751828

>>17751777
Check the date anon.

>> No.17751829

>>17751699
unless they come up with a vaccine over the weekend or russia/ksa kiss and make up, stuff is going down. it's a steady stream of terrible news

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17751835

>>17751744
My man

>> No.17751838

Have a bad feeling we're gonna see some kikes pumping tomorrow, not sure if I should keep holding SQQQ lads

>> No.17751846

Some of my family friends (in another state) are coofing and are literal boomers, they've been sick for a week+

Really drives home how this is just a little flu flu and nothing to worry about

>> No.17751847

>>17751770
Believe it or not the powers of the President are far more limited than some would think. For monetary policy, he must defer to the Federal Reserve. For fiscal policy, he must defer to Congress.

Monetary policy is no longer working. The only thing that could save the market is a drastic tax cut (more than the payroll nonsense), which will never happen thanks to the Demonrats, and even if it did, would take months on end to get passed due to Congress.

>> No.17751850

>>17750297
What stocks could I buy right now as a novice that are down because of the kung flu

>> No.17751855

For those options traders out there, rate your best calls and puts you're seeing right now.
Best Puts
>Uber
>Lyft
>Grubhub
>DB

>> No.17751857

>>17751777
It's almost guaranteed that tomorrow will start with another cliff. Anything but a -5% start is wasted money.

>> No.17751858

recycle this when it hit limit
>>17749319
>>17749319

>> No.17751877

>>17751745
Dude everyone is going to get it

>> No.17751881

My broker said the mcdonalds double quarter pounder is a great sandwich.

>> No.17751886

>>17751850
Safe shit that's guaranteed to make you a few bucks? Flights. It's not like the government is gonna let flight companies go bankrupt.

>> No.17751895

>futures going green

Delusional.

>> No.17751898

>>17751658
Its gonna crash hard!!!!

>> No.17751900

>>17751838
They will pump like their lives depended on it but it won't make any difference

You may want to wait for the pump to peak before buying though, that's what I would have done. Bought a bunch of shares today and will wait for the peak tomorrow too

>> No.17751905

When do futures start crashing

>> No.17751906

ONE POINT FIVE FUCKING TRILLION DOLLARS

>> No.17751912

>>17751886
>buying flights RIGHT NOW
Dear god no, don't. Wait until they're selling for pennies.

>> No.17751915

>>17751858
Don't use that thread, it doesn't have any of the OP information. Fuck whoever made it.

>> No.17751922

why is the precious metals thread gone all of a sudden?

>> No.17751923
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We need provincial border control. Trudeau is being an idiot about this and is going to get us all killed.

I think it is time to call this whole Canada experiment off.

>> No.17751925

>>17751855
That $30 $AMD contract was a golden put today.

>> No.17751929

>>17751905
right now.

>> No.17751933

>>17751906
What a bunch of retards hahaha

>> No.17751938

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>> No.17751943

>>17751922
The goyim know too much

>> No.17751947

>>17751771
How can it be smart money if it's a week late?

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>>17751905
-5% its the first break
Anons saying that tomorrow would be green, the future literally is red

>> No.17751966

>>17751850
>>17751886
This but don't buy until we hit the bottom
>How will I know when we hit bottom?
When /smg/ says.

>> No.17751968

>>17751189
He did visit Italy recently...

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Post companies that won't exist after the depression

>> No.17752014

>futures not below 20k

Delusional.

>> No.17752018

>>17751980
Why wouldn't netflix exist? I know they somehow don't make money

>> No.17752021

>>17751604
I was thinking the same thing, but theres no real reason for it... oil will bounce back eventually, not that much gold can be mined before then. Plus I think people see 'bull' in the name and are shorting it... which should correct nicely

>> No.17752024

>>17751980
After the what?

>> No.17752037

>>17751575
And so the story I fortold is seemly gonna happen after all;DIS at $50 is looking mighty tempting right now.

>> No.17752052

calling it... friday 13th -6.66% screenshot this post

>> No.17752083

>>17752037
Why wouldn't you wait and see how their new CEO does and what new movies they're coming out with once they no longer have to pander to the chinese?

>> No.17752106

>>17751980
you already got blown out once faggot

>> No.17752168

If futures are green, they're only green on the prospect of (another) dead cat bounce. Long term is very, very red.

>> No.17752224

>>17752168
Waiting for their nightly episode of Trump talks and stocks drop, unless he canceled for tonight.

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>>17752168
How long term? Whisper sweet nothings in my ear.

>> No.17752336

>>17752224
I would assume at some point his handlers would actually reign him in now that he's fucking with their money. It'll probably happen sooner rather than later.

>> No.17752372

>>17750767
Lol

>> No.17752389

>>17752336
You would think but he's been full retard handling this so far. Maybe it will just be Pence giving us an elbow bump technique update.

>> No.17752444

>>17751855
JDST $12 Call on Wednesday

>Up 1,260% currently
> Mad that I was a bitch that didn't buy more than one contract

>> No.17752469

>>17752444
That was me with Grubhub and Uber today, but granted I don't exactly have the income yet, so it's slow going from here.

>> No.17752475

>>17752389
Trump has done nothing wrong except not working to facilitate tests, calling the virus fake news for weeks and doing everything wrong with the handling of the financial side of things.

>> No.17752512

This is literally all FUD. I work for a fortune 50 and sales haven’t slowed. Production hasn’t slowed. My friends at other companies are telling me the same. I don’t get it.

>> No.17752549

>>17751980
>company does a big marketing push about how racially and genderly diverse their management is
>short them
>make trillions of dollars

>> No.17752617

>>17752512
A lot of people are getting told to stay at home at the slightest symptom in most companies of people I know, and about half of them are shutting down and making people work from home. A lot of colleges are doing the same, a lot of countries are imposing travel bans and so on, so people are just cashing out and waiting it out in case shit gets worse.

4000 deaths globally is a joke but people are more worried about what it CAN be rather than what it is, and the stock market reflects that. Shit isnt bad yet, but since it potentially could be, people dont want to be the last ones holding the bag

>> No.17752687

>>17752617
Yeah they’re doing that here too. Still not having much of an impact on sales or production. Where’s the loss of profit? I’m not seeing it.

>> No.17752691

Guys US just launched an attack in Iraq against Iranian backed militias. are we 08'ing again?

>> No.17752744

>>17752617
So people are selling on the idea of how bad things COULD be? Okay, so then in a month or so when this shits ran it’s course, we’re gonna see the biggest rally in human history.

>> No.17752760

>>17752687
>Where’s the loss of profit
Its potential loss of profit which drives the market down, markets move several steps ahead of what is actually going on. By the time you see actual loss of profit, market makers will be thinking of what comes next and moving the market accordingly.

Its like thinking stocks move with news, when stocks move with the ANTICIPATION of news. By the time news are out its usually already too late.

>> No.17752780

>>17751826
Dude, everything is fucked for at least a month.

>> No.17752826

>>17752744
>so then in a month or so when this shits ran it’s course, we’re gonna see the biggest rally in human history

Yeah, if it does blow over and the fed/trump hasnt done more lasting damage to the market with the rate cuts/pumps and so on, there should be a pretty good rally. I would say holding calls for like june or so would be a pretty good bet, you are very likely to see either a good rally or at least a few dead cat bounces along the way.

>> No.17752834

>>17750536
late last week i had FIFTY call options (100 each) on sqqq to go to $29. I sold them for between $1 and $1.5 each for a plump profit.

right now those would be worth $6.50. I could have made $32k.

however i am green so i am happy.