/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17750297]

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[Anonymous No.17750343]

>>17750297
High 18k tomorrow

SCREENCAP THIS

[Anonymous No.17750355]

>>17750297
floor is SPY @160

[Anonymous No.17750373]

Double plus infinity green, tomorrow at the open.

[Anonymous No.17750374]

Here's the plan. Same as yesterday.
Fed initiates fake and gay pump, massive green dildo forms
When the mushroom tip forms, blow your load on SQQQ and SPY puts.

[Anonymous No.17750383]

Bottom tomorrow, green on monday

[Anonymous No.17750386]

How much money have y'all made off of Wu Ping Cough?

[Anonymous No.17750387]

>>17750297
Did you mean to say convicted?

[Anonymous No.17750389]

[Anonymous No.17750391]

I like big tits

SCREEN CAP THIS

[Anonymous No.17750397]

I don't want to lose my day job ;_;

[Anonymous No.17750401]

>>17750389

[Anonymous No.17750402]

>>17750386
14k, -14k, +$100

so about a hundred bucks

[Anonymous No.17750406]

>>17750374
I uhhhhh just bought my SH now. Should I get some DOG or too late?

[Anonymous No.17750420]

Who here /exit/ before the crash?
I sold it all in September. It's a bittersweet feel. Missed the top, didn't short the market, but still ahead.

How about you?

[Anonymous No.17750419]

Jew on CNBC saying Shale and oil shouldn't get a bailout

[Anonymous No.17750432]

NYC STATE OF EMERGENCY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MOMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17750438]

>>17750406
Hold through the fake and gay pump, or sell before the fake and gay pump.

[Anonymous No.17750450]

>>17750343

Nah dude, its going to 16 at least. No one wants to hold over he weekend.

[Anonymous No.17750455]

>>17750386
About 2600 so far

[Anonymous No.17750458]

>>17750297
Google hasn't updated their chart since the 6th

[Anonymous No.17750465]

>>17750297

100,000 PEOPLE IN OHIO WITH COVID-19
FROM OHIO DIRECTOR OF HEALTH
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1238214465822371843

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17750467]

>>17750419
Stop parroting randoms on CNBC
If you don’t know Who is and isn’t worth considering listening to by now, you’re fucked

[Anonymous No.17750469]

>>17750389
That...that can't be possible... could it?

[Anonymous No.17750470]

>>17750386

None yet. I'm planning on going hard 6 figures into the market once this Kungflu blows over.

[Anonymous No.17750471]

>>17750389
Anon pls. Switch to log scale. Macro TA is worthless in regular scale.

[Anonymous No.17750473]

>>17750297
TOMORROW FRIDAY THE 13TH THE BIGGEST DUMP OF THE CENTURY IS COMING.
You got your puts today right anon?

[Anonymous No.17750474]

>Up $500 after hours

[Anonymous No.17750478]

WHERE'S THE PUMP?????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17750485]

top 30 for Yuka Kashino

[Anonymous No.17750487]

>>17750297
>DOW JONES 18k on Friday the 13th
>New York goes on lockdown over weekend
>Famous/Important person dies of COVID on weekend
>COVID spreads more
>Blood Monday on the 15th

Money won‘t be worth anything in a couple of weeks!

[Anonymous No.17750489]

>>17750374
Fuck yeah some gang banging thug shit

[Anonymous No.17750504]

WTF I JUST LOST 3 MIL AND ON MARGIN

[Anonymous No.17750516]

>>17750465
I forgot I had family in Ohio, oh no :(

[Anonymous No.17750521]

>>17750471

[Anonymous No.17750531]

>DEUTSCHE BANK CALLS FOR 100 BPS FUNDS RATE DROP AND NEW ROUND OF QE
DEUTSCHE BANK CALLS FOR 100 BPS FUNDS RATE DROP AND NEW ROUND OF QE
>DEUTSCHE BANK CALLS FOR 100 BPS FUNDS RATE DROP AND NEW ROUND OF QE
DEUTSCHE BANK CALLS FOR 100 BPS FUNDS RATE DROP AND NEW ROUND OF QE
>DEUTSCHE BANK CALLS FOR 100 BPS FUNDS RATE DROP AND NEW ROUND OF QE
DEUTSCHE BANK CALLS FOR 100 BPS FUNDS RATE DROP AND NEW ROUND OF QE


It's over /biz/bros, this is the end. Just heard this on Bloomberg.

[Anonymous No.17750533]

INO after hours flash sale

[Anonymous No.17750536]

Also I sold SQQQ at 29 today :(

[Anonymous No.17750544]

>>17750420
More or less except for an oil yolo i had to run away from screaming and on fire last Friday when the news of negotiation fail came out. All cash since then.

[Anonymous No.17750555]

>>17750343
agree, have to give back all Trump's gains. I think this is a fucking psyops.

[Anonymous No.17750562]

>>17750297
new
>>17749319
>>17749319
>>17749319
>>17749319
>>17749319

[Anonymous No.17750570]

>>17750536
>SQQQ at $36 nearly now

[Anonymous No.17750573]

>>17750531
They're going to Lehman and take the entire EU with them.

[Anonymous No.17750584]

>>17750531
Link you fucking faggot holy shit.

[Anonymous No.17750597]

What is the lowest you guys think spy will go in about a week?

[Anonymous No.17750603]

>>17750420
>didn't short the market,
making a list for next time, what would you use to short SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.17750605]

>>17750573
nedda saucerino

[Anonymous No.17750610]

>>17750389
>>17750471
what program is this for viewing stocks?

[Anonymous No.17750611]

You can see based on the movements in the after-hours market that people are already running for the exits. If $TSLA, $AMD are down 5% in two hours today, what do you think will happen tomorrow? Friday the 13th ... - 13%.

[Anonymous No.17750615]

it's too late to sell, isn't it

[Anonymous No.17750616]

>>17750531
ecb already declared new qe

[Anonymous No.17750617]

>>17750471
This is a no fate zone
If you’re going to be a coombrain you need to use fire emblems

[Anonymous No.17750622]

>>17750597
10

[Anonymous No.17750628]

im looking for a stock in the 10-50 dollar price range that i'll be able to collect premium off covered calls in the future

you guys think BAC is a good choice?

[Anonymous No.17750632]

>>17750584

This was a quote from a guy on Bloomberg TV, I'll see if they've made an article on it.

[Anonymous No.17750634]

What will you buy in once it crashes to the bottom fellow bulls?
I am waiting for Tesla.

[Anonymous No.17750641]

Fuck shorts
I'm putting $1,000 on Tulsi

[Anonymous No.17750644]

in january i hated myself because i sold early, now in march i hate myself because i didnt buy puts. why can you never win this game

[Anonymous No.17750652]

>>17750531
Who fucking cares?

[Anonymous No.17750654]

>>17750297
AMD BROS HODL

[Anonymous No.17750655]

>>17750644
Just find some complete retard you know and do the opposite of what he does financially

[Anonymous No.17750659]

As you all know, the DOW has as of today firmly broken through the 200 weekly moving average and currently sits at 21200 points. Between us and the 200 monthly moving average which sits at about 15000 are roughly 6000 points.
For the DOW to close above the 200 weekly it would need to gain about 2400 points or 11.4% tomorrow. If we fail to do so (the likelyhood of this is high) we're in for a very rough couple of years ahead.

The last time wee closed below the 200 weekly on the DOW was in 2008 and it took us almost 900 days to climb back above it.

[Anonymous No.17750669]

>>17750531
>>17750573
>>17750584
>>17750616
>>17750652


Got it, here's the source. DB isn't solvent, it's game over.

[Anonymous No.17750674]

>>17750634
Tesla won't exist after this. They are burning cash and funded by soon-to-be junk debt. The fact that your still list for Tesla proves you should not be picking stocks.

[Anonymous No.17750681]

Ban all travel
All of it
Ban it all

Other countries no longer exist, there is only the border. Beyond that, nothing.
Shoot "immigrants" and "tourists" at the border. No crossings

[Anonymous No.17750685]

>>17750644
I too wished I bought puts
I sold 16 SPXU calls that one dead cat bounce day last week lmao

[Anonymous No.17750688]

>>17750654
What price did you get it anon, I got in at about $45. I lost about 1000 today alone.

[Anonymous No.17750698]

All the growth SNSS made since December gone in 2 days

[Anonymous No.17750704]

Alright divy guys. Tell me what dividend stocks to buy that
>are companies who have been stable long term
>dividends do not go down in times of recessions/depressions
>dividends at worst have only stayed stable BUT HAVE NOT GONE DOWN

I'm starting to dca a few hundred dollars every week or two so please nothing that's literally $50 or higher per share as I'll only be able to buy a few.

>>17750608
What is M1?

[Anonymous No.17750707]

>>17750669
...what’s the short %?

[Anonymous No.17750709]

Question for you fellas with money:
When anons post stuff like "good thing I liquidated my assets and cashed out days ago", what exactly is their immediate plan? Are they going to buy property or Precious Metals?
Are they going to reinvest in safe havens, whatever those might be in this fucked up situation?
Or are they just happy to have cash in hand and confident enough that hyperinflation won't become an issue before they can spend it all?

[Anonymous No.17750711]

man our economy truly is fucked. like people talk all this shit about how digitized we are but all that shit still needs human presence to work.
i would have thought investing in video games, porn, or netflix would be a good idea but the more i think about it the more i realize we are fucked.

[Anonymous No.17750715]

>>17750644
You need to take risks, risk is literally the name of the game here... that's why risk MANAGEMENT is extremely important

[Anonymous No.17750722]

>>17750669
George Gammon CALLED THIS SHIT IN NOVEMBER!!!! fucking amazing.
He said the reason the fed had to step in to the repo market is because one of the major banks was secretly insolvent and nobody wanted to loan to eachother. Amazing

[Anonymous No.17750724]

>>17750628
Just wait for SPY to hit 50

[Anonymous No.17750731]

>>17750704
m1 finance is a broker

[Anonymous No.17750737]

>>17750659
And $AMD puts were $0.80 today. Laughing my ass off all the way to the bank. I can't believe I managed to pull that one on the Jews. The greater the pride the harder the fall, and this will be the case for the people trading at $40 and $600 for these stocks in the middle of an economic collapse.

[Anonymous No.17750738]

>>17750669
holy shit if DB goes bankrupt its unironically over for the world economy

[Anonymous No.17750752]

job i work at (as a temp) is suspending work for temps for the next 2-3 weeks at least, potentially more. i don't get paid, thank god i still live with my parents.

any advice on getting into day trading since i have the time now? i just want to trade like, 100 shares of something at a time.

[Anonymous No.17750767]

>>17750709
No nu-/biz/, liquidation means that the person was turned to liquid. In physics we call that a phase change.

[Anonymous No.17750780]

>>17750521
There ya go. Although i think fibby lines a shit. I think it's funny, nobody talks about the dow during normal market conditions. Always S&P, and for good reason as S&P has a broader coverage of the complete market than dow. Not that dow isn't worth paying attention to. Hmm.

Looking like DB is about the kick the bucket.

[Anonymous No.17750785]

>>17750704
WM.

[Anonymous No.17750788]

>>17750674
Sure. I guess those new factories will all be closed down and all orders cancelled too

[Anonymous No.17750797]

>blue
>SP500
how much normies think companies are worth

>orange
>Corporate Profits After Tax
how much they actually worth

[Anonymous No.17750808]

>>17750738
The Germans just love destroying Europe. Again and again and again. It's like a hardcore porno where the guy rips it out of her puss and slips it into her ass within seconds.

>Refugees welcome! Take all the refugees!
>Oh, wait. Now we're insolvent. Economic collapse! Take all the economic collapse!

[Anonymous No.17750811]

I forgot to buy FNGD!

[Anonymous No.17750816]

>>17750674
>Tesla won't exist after this.
Lmao, you're such a delusional faggot. Imagine spending all day bitching about how TSLA hasn't gone down enough.

[Anonymous No.17750817]

>>17750610
Tradingview

[Anonymous No.17750821]

>>17750669
Lmao i'm loading up DBPD in the morning.

[Anonymous No.17750836]

>>17750731
Currently using robinhood. Do they have
>drip to avoid taxes
And
>accurate data
Cause robinhoods data is for the most part incorrect on the charts and the informatic below with the numbers (idk what it's called)

[Anonymous No.17750847]

Help me understand options as a brainlet bros, you make money on a call if it the price is above the break even point on expiration correct? But what does it mean if the break even is below the current stock price?

[Anonymous No.17750850]

What are the odds tomorrow isn't another steep plunge?

[Anonymous No.17750858]

>>17750603
>short SQQQ
SQQQ itself is a short position brainlet, I guess you could buy puts on it but if you can't see the problem there you shouldn't touch options

[Anonymous No.17750869]

>>17750808
Honestly just allocate certain parts of G*rmany to other countries. The Dutch, Danish, Polish, Austrians, Belgians and French all get a slice.
You can keep Berlin though

[Anonymous No.17750872]

Go in on ZM. Every US college switching to online is gonna start using it in the next week or so

[Anonymous No.17750878]

>>17750847
read the fucking sticky

[Anonymous No.17750881]

>>17750811
>buying anything in this newly formed bear market

my fucking SIDES, dude.

[Anonymous No.17750882]

>>17750738
Isn't DB already running on fumes?
Has been for a good while, I think.

[Anonymous No.17750880]

>>17750562
No you fucked up the op.

[Anonymous No.17750887]

>>17750704
take the weekend to do some research and realize you can buy at 2018 prices. i'm buying a bunch of cloud computing shit that i was late on a year ago.

[Anonymous No.17750889]

>>17750816
When I refer to 'Tesla', I do it like '$TSLA'. You should know that by now. I'm not so bearish that I think $TSLA will go bankrupt. I just think the stock should be trading at $200 - $300.

[Anonymous No.17750888]

>>17750788
https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TSLA/tesla/debt-equity-ratio

[Anonymous No.17750894]

>>17750808
based. The funny thing is that DB is THE most solvent bank in Europe. Wait until Italy opens their books? HOLY fuck brehs. Glad I'm all in on US stocks and nothing in Europe.

[Anonymous No.17750904]

>>17750738
Thank god they have all those new Europeans

[Anonymous No.17750905]

>>17750836
i just know them by name. i live in UCITS and MIFID2-land, i dont know shit about us investments

[Anonymous No.17750914]

>>17750821
DBPD... looks like not available in the US
>>17750881
Look at what FNGD is you lazy turd

[Anonymous No.17750918]

>>17750797
Tasty.
I was thinking 17,000 is the number to buy at.. Do you think fear will send it below your number?

[Anonymous No.17750919]

>>17750887
2018 prices were inflated. We're going to 2014, 2015, 2016 prices. Don't you understand? This *isn't just a dip*. It's the beginning of a recession.

[Anonymous No.17750923]

>>17750780
why do all the fib lines line up though? this is a retracement going back to the bottom of the great depression

[Anonymous No.17750927]

>>17750669
THEY ARE TRYING TO GET THE ECB HOSTAGE.
IT'S A GAME OF CHICKEN AND THE WORLD ECONOMY DEPENDS ON WHO BLINKS FIRST HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.17750939]

It won't stop till FED prints $6trillion

[Anonymous No.17750941]

MCDOLANDS FIRE SALE!!!

[Anonymous No.17750946]

$TSLA down 8% after hours. Holy shit that slut is shitting all over her bed.

[Anonymous No.17750949]

does anybody know if you need to have a minimum amount of cash in your TDameritrade account to be able to short sell stocks?

[Anonymous No.17750952]

>>17750869
Berlin would become part of Neu-Prussia

[Anonymous No.17750953]

>>17750919
Yes, 10k DOW Deens complete reasonable rn

[Anonymous No.17750955]

How bad are futures looking?

[Anonymous No.17750958]

>>17750914
no, i don't give a shit about your meme shit. YOU convince US you fucking dumbass.

[Anonymous No.17750959]

>>17750767
True. I currently exist as a tub of jello.

[Anonymous No.17750962]

>>17750889
You realize that your constant whining about the price literally does nothing to affect it, right?

[Anonymous No.17750964]

green tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17750965]

>>17750816
Tesla will not exist in 2022. All of your money will be gone

[Anonymous No.17750967]

>>17750941
OHH NONONONONONNONONONOOO BULLBROSS

[Anonymous No.17750970]

>>17750465
We literally all told you this would happen, why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.17750974]

>>17750797
where can I find this chart?

[Anonymous No.17750981]

>>17750698
And he didn't take a single profit even though it gained 105% or some shit from his entry, actual brainlet right there

[Anonymous No.17750987]

futures open in 3 minutes

[Anonymous No.17751000]

>>17750919
i hope so, but i'm buying every gap down until i run out of cash.

[Anonymous No.17751004]

>>17750965
Where are your $10 June 2022 puts? Show me them and I'll take you seriously.

[Anonymous No.17751025]

>>17750955
Ask again in three minutes

[Anonymous No.17751040]

>>17750797
bravo, you've rediscovered P/E ratio, a horribly flawed measure of how expensive the market is.

[Anonymous No.17751043]

>>17750297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=HYmUOyrks-Q&feature=emb_title

[Anonymous No.17751046]

>>17750981
How do you not take those profits and roll into bearish positions in this market?
Pure fucking greed, that's how.

[Anonymous No.17751048]

>tomorrow is Friday the 13th
>IT WILL BE GREEN! IT WILL BE GREEN!

Even God is trying to warn you nigga lmao

[Anonymous No.17751050]

>if ID is red, the nail is pounded in the coffin tomorrow.
>if ID is green... move it sideways.

[Anonymous No.17751061]

>>17750615
Too deep fren. Just leave it unless you need that cash.

[Anonymous No.17751062]

Its time to take drastic measures and all in UDOW SPXL TQQQ tommrow
I wish it didnt have to come to this

[Anonymous No.17751070]

>>17750918
I would buy it before it reaches 18000, once USA gets rid of corona and companies release 2020 earning, things will rocket back up

[Anonymous No.17751074]

>>17750970
Its like with Ebola, nobody cared unless there was the odds of it arriving near home.

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17751087]

my ID decides color tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17751088]

>>17751004
I'm not a stock picker. Tesla will be bankrupt in 2021 and gone by 2022. I will be buying the entire market at the bottom. (~17,000 DOW)

[Anonymous No.17751091]

>There was talk on the floor that an SPX 1500 put traded a week ago
>Doesn't seem so crazy anymore

[Anonymous No.17751097]

>>17750955
here's the immediate after hours number, it's likely going to be a slaughter very soon

[Anonymous No.17751100]

>>17750974
just compare SP500 to CP on tradingview

[Anonymous No.17751105]

>>17751087
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17751113]

>>17751070
Annoying. I will go half in before my lucky number

[Anonymous No.17751119]

>>17751062
o.o
Is there any more escalation left after that
Or are we at the final solution
The big one

[Anonymous No.17751123]

All the Jews who were fucked over by the drop are now seething and resolving to fuck over everyone else to get their money back. We're going to see a massive movement into shorts. Nobody believes in the bull market anymore and there's no reason to. You are reasonable to think that you will get more money shorting over the next sixth months than investing and that's telling for where the market's headed.

[Anonymous No.17751131]

>>17751040
>P/E ratio, a horribly flawed measure of how expensive the market is.
care to explain?

[Anonymous No.17751143]

where is your entry point, bros? i was planning on 18k but given that immobilization is only just starting, i might wait for 17 or even 16k.

[Anonymous No.17751146]

Kramer is about to break down god damn

[Anonymous No.17751154]

>dow futures up
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.17751159]

>>17751088
If TSLA goes from $550 to zero, and you have puts, you'll make hundreds of times more than buying the bottom of this event. The fact that you don't have any shows you're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.17751162]

>>17750981
SNSS might just be another ONTX. People bought it riding into the news, then sold.

[Anonymous No.17751163]

>>17751119
He didn’t say he’s taking out a loan yet...

[Anonymous No.17751166]

How much would you bulls pay me to take out a short position on the SPY? I haven't taken one yet because i guarantee that when i do, that's where the bottom will be. it's uncanny. so im gonna need to be paid to offset the losses i'd take if i did that, how much is calling the bottom worth to ya?

[Anonymous No.17751168]

KRAMER CRYING

[Anonymous No.17751182]

>>17751154
>Up by a tiny percentage after the worst rout in decades
How is this surprising?

[Anonymous No.17751188]

THERE WAS A 10% DROP TODAY OF COURSE THINGS WILL LOOK GREEN ITS CALLED A DEAD CAT BOUNCE
USE IT TO BUY PUTS OR SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17751189]

>>17751168
He sounds like he’s sick...

[Anonymous No.17751191]

>>17751091
Nice

[Anonymous No.17751192]

DONG DONG DONG. Futures open. Smol green.

[Anonymous No.17751197]

>>17751189
he sounds as if he's about to break down in tears any second

[Anonymous No.17751199]

Three stocks to buy tomorrow before they hit the circuit breaker again?

[Anonymous No.17751201]

BLACK FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.17751202]

futures are down almost 1 percent

[Anonymous No.17751205]

>>17751154
they're down 11%
are you retarded

[Anonymous No.17751214]

>>17751146
Oh shit thanks for the reminder.

Wait... Dow is at 2018 levels already?
S&P still shortable?

[Anonymous No.17751219]

>>17751168
link.

[Anonymous No.17751221]

So is Deutsche Bank going bankrupt now???
It's at 4.92€ and Bloody friday the 13th is coming!

[Anonymous No.17751223]

>>17750297
For the first time in my life I have the opportunity to buy stocks and not be a poor faggot. I have 5k to my name and can comofrtably add 2k a month. Where does it need to go so I can make 100k as soon as possible (I'm assuming 1 or 2 years is whats normal for returns?) please teach me how to not be fucking poor like my parents

[Anonymous No.17751227]

Futures barely green. Come on, mumu. You can do it.

[Anonymous No.17751231]

>>17751159
I don't play those games. I am pure macro god

[Anonymous No.17751233]

>>17751205

[Anonymous No.17751235]

>>17751201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_1dHzlWzns

[Anonymous No.17751242]

Republican reject paid sick leave and unemployment benfits and call it liberal wish list? Did America regressed to late 19th century? Or are they trying to kill 10 Million American?

[Anonymous No.17751244]

>>17751214
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

[Anonymous No.17751245]

where's the link to the video of kramer breaking down crying?

[Anonymous No.17751254]

>>17751168
What? That's weird. He's been at this a long time and knows very well how things go. No reason to get all sore about it.

[Anonymous No.17751256]

Please

Just tell me it'll be green tomorrow

Please

[Anonymous No.17751268]

Hmmm seems like the market is pricing in the Feds play tommorow

[Anonymous No.17751274]

>>17751223
Read more, post less.

[Anonymous No.17751276]

>>17751256
Yes, it will be green. Trust me goy, buy the dip now don't miss out!

[Anonymous No.17751285]

>>17751256
it will be unironically, green futures.
We hit bottom.

[Anonymous No.17751288]

Someone just dumped NASDAQ futures on open while everything else was green. They knew.

[Anonymous No.17751291]

Isn't there some announcement or press conference later tonight?

[Anonymous No.17751293]

>>17751242
It's fine, all the rich have to do is say that "we" are a strong nation and that "we" are resilient and then none of the poor people they let die notice that the rich don't give a fuck about them

[Anonymous No.17751295]

>>17751274
Was my second post ever.
Will take advice

[Anonymous No.17751297]

Been a busy dude today both at work and online. I've been buying this dip with both hands stuffed in the cookie jar called my emergency fund. Added more DIS,GE,KHC,ONTX, T, and SWTSX. Then as if my day couldn't get any better my new laser printer showed up and I had it rolling out test pages in no time flat.

[Anonymous No.17751301]

futures are down dont know what you guys are talking about

[Anonymous No.17751305]

>>17751256
I hope we go sub 18k tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17751318]

>>17751242
>Or are they trying to kill 10 Million American?
That would be ideal, the majority of the ones dying are old and sick to being with, and are a net tax burden.
This is our only way to ease off of Social Security, to kill the ones currently being paid from it.

[Anonymous No.17751321]

>>17751256
>fundamental analysis: things are bad and have literally only gotten worse
>technical analysis: moving averages down like a motherfucker

ya im thinkin' that's a buy!!!

[Anonymous No.17751325]

Oh shit, I don't think Kramer is crying, it sounds like he's sick... Corona-chan has come for him

[Anonymous No.17751332]

>>17751205
>are you retarded
r u?

[Anonymous No.17751336]

>16k tomorrow

BULLS WILL BE SLAUGHTERED

[Anonymous No.17751341]

Hey Bizonacci add something about aftermarket traders and AMD.

[Anonymous No.17751347]

>>17750297
they should add SDOW to the Dow.

[Anonymous No.17751365]

>>17751301
They are now smol red. Your data may be delayed.

[Anonymous No.17751368]

>>17751244
He does seem to be having a really rough time
Poor Jim
He just said to buy WFC...

[Anonymous No.17751370]

>buying this dip

You're going to be crucified.

[Anonymous No.17751372]

>>17751256
It will be green for like an hour at best, then resume dumping.

[Anonymous No.17751374]

SHOW ME KRAMER CRYING YOU FUCKS!

[Anonymous No.17751377]

>>17751242
You know as well as me that the democrats smuggled some weird shit into their plan and hopes to fast track it

[Anonymous No.17751389]

>>17751336
Have mercy bobo

[Anonymous No.17751396]

The bear is gaining strength in the futures

[Anonymous No.17751403]

>>17751365
my data is ahead I pay for CME futures feed its -1 now

[Anonymous No.17751404]

Tom Hanks and his family have Corona!
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-12/tom-hanks-and-wife-rita-wilson-have-coronavirus-in-australia

Hahahahahhahahah

[Anonymous No.17751406]

AMD puts bros??

[Anonymous No.17751409]

How long before we make consistent gains again bros

[Anonymous No.17751416]

Stocks are crashing
An investor cries
The Dow Jones, falls to the floor

[Anonymous No.17751419]

Every time I close at green, some after hours cunt just dumps it at ridiculous prices.

[Anonymous No.17751420]

>>17751377
The Democrats will lock down their urban areas as a political play to crash the market and get one up on Trump. They can use State law and the Natl. Guard to do it.

[Anonymous No.17751425]

>>17750297
>Listening to a tripfag
>Listening to a tripfag hardcore shilling his bags

[Anonymous No.17751426]

This motherfucker called the crash February 23rd the day before it happened. First five minutes:
1. We are in a market crash, not recession. Down 30%
2. The bottom: not even close
3. Still in a bubble
4. This is the opening act of what is coming
5. The Fed pumped $350 billion into the market today
6. The Fed announced it will be engaging in a $1.5 trillion asset purchase program
7. We haven't seen anything yet


https://youtu.be/SroVO0DsLFQ

[Anonymous No.17751428]

>>17751231
You "don't play those games" because you're some retard making claims they won't back up. June 2021 TSLA $10 puts are $0.16, you would be the biggest idiot on the planet not to buy something like that if you actually thought TSLA was going to go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.17751429]

>>17751389
80% of my portfolio is leveraged inverse ETFs

[Anonymous No.17751449]

Where did the PM and silver thread go? Seems to have been wiped off the board....

[Anonymous No.17751457]

>>17751368
that's not a bad call

[Anonymous No.17751460]

>>17751409
>How long before we make consistent gains again bros
Said the crying Bull, knowing very well that the market is crashing harder than in 1929.

[Anonymous No.17751465]

>>17751221
Do you think it'll fall to $2?
Definitely buying some puts for this one

[Anonymous No.17751483]

>>17751428
Okay :)
https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-faces-legal-trouble-financial-issues-in-2019-2019-2

[Anonymous No.17751486]

>>17751119
you dont want to know

[Anonymous No.17751488]

>>17750709
Step one; invest in puts and inverted indexes with leverage (cfds). Make a fortune.
Step two; repeat and rinse bag holders on the pump.
Step three; hold cash.
Step four; use cash to buy toilet paper and bullets because it’s mad max time. Alternatively reinvest at bottom.

[Anonymous No.17751491]

>>17751416
Where is the floor

[Anonymous No.17751495]

DOW FUTURES DOWN 165, LMAO 1 POINT PUMP IS OVER!

[Anonymous No.17751501]

>>17750669
Why does German bank care about FED?

That would imply the FED control the world economy and therefor all Europeans would be massive cucks thst bow down to mutt overlords....oh wait

[Anonymous No.17751513]

>>17751449
>when the market crashes we'll be rich!
>gold and silver drop just as hard
>killing themselves over wasted life in rocks

[Anonymous No.17751521]

Reply to this post with how many coronavirus cases you believe are currently in America

[Anonymous No.17751527]

>>17751409
the fucks goin on in the webbum

[Anonymous No.17751530]

>>17751465
>Do you think it'll fall to $2?
I guess it will go to 1.90 ish on Black Friday, but it's over for DB for sure.

[Anonymous No.17751543]

It would be very unfortunate to see some fucker crash a stock, just by VoIPing a call into their main office via proxy, coughing, and telling the receptionist he did some contract work there while feeling sick, only to be diagnosed with COVID-19 a few days later.

[Anonymous No.17751548]

>>17750470
and how do you expect to know when its over?

[Anonymous No.17751550]

>>17751521
100k

[Anonymous No.17751563]

If it doesn't hit the breaker today and tomorrow is bad then people will just be giving away money to the chaos instead of gradually lowering the 5% in the futures.

[Anonymous No.17751566]

>>17751521
about tree fiddy hundred thousand

[Anonymous No.17751575]

>Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
>Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
>Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.

[Anonymous No.17751577]

>>17751543
>It would be very unfortunate to see some fucker crash a stock, just by VoIPing a call into their main office via proxy, coughing, and telling the receptionist he did some contract work there while feeling sick, only to be diagnosed with COVID-19 a few days later.
DO IT!!

[Anonymous No.17751584]

>>17751426
the market has been in a bubble since years, just look at what central bank's response was when previous crashes/dips happened and compare it to now. they literally have not learned and will bring this down even stronger. at the end of the day the rich will probably get bailed out and the ordinary people will have to pay for this.

[Anonymous No.17751589]

>>17751483
>March 2019
>Business Insider
You're so dumb that you couldn't even look up a decent bear case against it. Come back in one year and admit that you are a retard.

[Anonymous No.17751600]

>>17751566
what ze!!! ive been DUPED, I pressed the ctrl s but all I got was a bill of goods!

POWELL FIX THIS

[Anonymous No.17751602]

>>17751543
Posts like these will cause the SEC to shut down 4chan, don't make chinese moot unhappy

[Anonymous No.17751604]

>JNUG down 102%

Holy shit. So much for gold being a safe haven. Gonna go balls deep when it drops 50% tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17751606]

>>17751543
hahaha holy fuck dude

[Anonymous No.17751611]

You have brought this upon yourselves

[Anonymous No.17751615]

>>17751575
>Disney is closing Disneyland and California Adventure, its theme parks in Anaheim, California, because of the coronavirus outbreak.
Holy shit DOW Jones is going to be prison raped tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.17751626]

>>17751575
Yea I got my puts in after that FED pump today. I rode the mouse now I'm taking him back down.

[Anonymous No.17751632]

>>17751527
The swap was made.

[Anonymous No.17751638]

>>17751577
>allright sir, can I get your name please?

[Anonymous No.17751640]

>>17751429
Need to increase that shit to 100%

These gains are otherwordly

[Anonymous No.17751642]

>>17751575
Did they announce the closure of Walt Disney World in Florida?

[Anonymous No.17751650]

>all these businesses closing down temporarily

is there even a plan in place? next 2 weeks are basically over but what happens next? like, it feels like people are expecting this shit to go over in 2 weeks and everything's back to normal.
what is their plan?

[Anonymous No.17751658]

>>17751550
>>17751566
Aight boys buckle up, this shit isn't priced in yet.

There's 100k in Ohio alone.
https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/continuing-coverage/coronavirus/ohio-department-of-health-says-100-000-ohioans-are-carrying-coronavirus

[Anonymous No.17751657]

>>17751626
I had 2, opened 2 more today for a total of 4. I had a 5th order but I couldn't get it in before close. :( :(

[WEEDBROTHERINSKI No.17751660]

>>17751426
>this motherfucker called it
are you retarded lmfao? people here were calling it early/mid feb when coronachan was just starting in china. YOU dumb motherfuckers were too stupid to listen and the mentally that every dip should be bought. shut your dumbass mouth. fucking cant stand retards in here. especially after most of us were saying the fall out would be huge.

[Anonymous No.17751662]

IT
KEEP
DROPPINGGGG

[Anonymous No.17751669]

>>17751638
>allright sir, can I get your name please?
Yes ....beeeeeeeeeeeep

[Anonymous No.17751677]

>>17750386
1k>20k>14k>100k>75k

i wish i have the guts to shorts with more money

[Anonymous No.17751685]

>>17751650
>plan
It's to late now. It's pray to not have to close down more.

[Anonymous No.17751688]

It's not stopping, it's not bouncing

[Anonymous No.17751696]

>>17751409
>>17751527
Digital fakery, you can see it change color through the window (as opposed to seeing a handoff or not seeing a handoff)

[Anonymous No.17751698]

>>17751650
Its just a flu. Usually takes about that time to get over

[Anonymous No.17751699]

The question is, keep the leveraged ETFs during the weekend.
My gut says no

[Anonymous No.17751703]

>>17751589
Elon, relax. You got your money you conman.

[Anonymous No.17751706]

at this point, I just want to get corona and deal with it so I can not have to worry about this shit anymore

[Anonymous No.17751718]

>>17750941
>fingers in mouth
and just like that she got coronavirus..

[Anonymous No.17751719]

Why did I trade my spxs calls for puts

FUCKING FED TURN THOSE PRINTERS ON NOWWWW PUMP THIS UP NOWWW SO I CAN FLIP MY POSITIONS BEFORE THE FUCKING CIRCUIT BREAKER'S KICK IN NOOWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.17751724]

>>17751657
Nice. I made a killing after ther D+ ernings call. Was reading about them today and they still had there parks open. There are gonna get hit hard tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17751729]

Friday the 13th.
-13%
Mark my words.
It's too kino not to happen.

>>17751602
>>17751577
I said it would be unfortunate. There are so many greedy people out there wanting to take advantage of the panic. And it's really not necessary when everything's going to crash anyways.

[Anonymous No.17751734]

>>17751611
yes, starvation should be the default state instead of the worst case

[Anonymous No.17751736]

it can't be that bad, I have not seen a single singing pink wojak posted today

[Anonymous No.17751738]

>>17751699
You would win big, you could win...it ALLLLLLLLLLLL

An anon on monday was up like 60%+ from holding over the weekend

[Anonymous No.17751740]

>that volume

[Anonymous No.17751744]

Just fucking all in SQQQ SPXU and TVIX, tired of endless research and worrying and timing

[Anonymous No.17751745]

>>17751658
I wouldn't be surprised if 30-40% of all Americans get infected. Canada is going to suffer a much larger fate. Just read the other day they let a flight land in Pearson from Italy and no health officials were there to screen the passengers

[Anonymous No.17751749]

>>17751530
I'm in the money then
Sorry for your loss Eurobro

[Anonymous No.17751758]

>>17751688
We’re going to 2k by the end of March.

[Anonymous No.17751760]

>>17751650
It's going to be a long winter, not a blizzard

>>17751698
10x the deaths of the flu

[Anonymous No.17751762]

>>17751706
basically this

I just want everyone who can survive it to get it while everyone else locks themselves up for a while so we can just get it over with and not have to go into fucking marshal law

[Anonymous No.17751768]

Can you feel that?
Ah, shit
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Drowning deep in my sea of losses
Broken your market I kneel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my margin call
Is slowly changing in me
(Will you give in to me?)
Looking at my own portfolio
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the stop loss in me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your gain, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
No gains is the gift, that has been given to me

[Anonymous No.17751769]

>>17751406
It's gonna go up tomorrow, just you watch

[Anonymous No.17751770]

Trump won't allow 2 bloody days back to back. He's gonna try and save it

[Anonymous No.17751771]

Smart money was pushing into SQQQ et. al and fleeing $TSLA and $AMD in the aftermarket.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17751773]

US military is bombing the fuck out of something again.

[Anonymous No.17751777]

is tomorrow going to be all green or what?

[Anonymous No.17751804]

>>17750391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqINhejokU

[Anonymous No.17751815]

>>17751771
I wish I even knew how much money I lost but thanks to aftermarket cunts I can't even be sure.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17751818]

>>17751777
I hope. I put all my smart money into shorting vix.

[Anonymous No.17751820]

>>17751760
>>17751698
It's a flu that fucking murders anyone with respiratory issues.

Throwing Corona on the Chinese was like throwing a lit match on gasoline since literally every fucking person in China is a heavy chain smoker

[Anonymous No.17751826]

how low do you guys think AMD is going to go? is it safe to open a short position tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.17751828]

>>17751777
Check the date anon.

[Anonymous No.17751829]

>>17751699
unless they come up with a vaccine over the weekend or russia/ksa kiss and make up, stuff is going down. it's a steady stream of terrible news

[Anonymous No.17751835]

>>17751744
My man

[Anonymous No.17751838]

Have a bad feeling we're gonna see some kikes pumping tomorrow, not sure if I should keep holding SQQQ lads

[Anonymous No.17751846]

Some of my family friends (in another state) are coofing and are literal boomers, they've been sick for a week+

Really drives home how this is just a little flu flu and nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.17751847]

>>17751770
Believe it or not the powers of the President are far more limited than some would think. For monetary policy, he must defer to the Federal Reserve. For fiscal policy, he must defer to Congress.

Monetary policy is no longer working. The only thing that could save the market is a drastic tax cut (more than the payroll nonsense), which will never happen thanks to the Demonrats, and even if it did, would take months on end to get passed due to Congress.

[Anonymous No.17751850]

>>17750297
What stocks could I buy right now as a novice that are down because of the kung flu

[Anonymous No.17751855]

For those options traders out there, rate your best calls and puts you're seeing right now.
Best Puts
>Uber
>Lyft
>Grubhub
>DB

[Anonymous No.17751857]

>>17751777
It's almost guaranteed that tomorrow will start with another cliff. Anything but a -5% start is wasted money.

[Anonymous No.17751858]

recycle this when it hit limit
>>17749319
>>17749319

[Anonymous No.17751877]

>>17751745
Dude everyone is going to get it

[Anonymous No.17751881]

My broker said the mcdonalds double quarter pounder is a great sandwich.

[Anonymous No.17751886]

>>17751850
Safe shit that's guaranteed to make you a few bucks? Flights. It's not like the government is gonna let flight companies go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.17751895]

>futures going green

Delusional.

[Anonymous No.17751898]

>>17751658
Its gonna crash hard!!!!

[Anonymous No.17751900]

>>17751838
They will pump like their lives depended on it but it won't make any difference

You may want to wait for the pump to peak before buying though, that's what I would have done. Bought a bunch of shares today and will wait for the peak tomorrow too

[Anonymous No.17751905]

When do futures start crashing

[Anonymous No.17751906]

ONE POINT FIVE FUCKING TRILLION DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.17751912]

>>17751886
>buying flights RIGHT NOW
Dear god no, don't. Wait until they're selling for pennies.

[Anonymous No.17751915]

>>17751858
Don't use that thread, it doesn't have any of the OP information. Fuck whoever made it.

[Anonymous No.17751922]

why is the precious metals thread gone all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.17751923]

We need provincial border control. Trudeau is being an idiot about this and is going to get us all killed.

I think it is time to call this whole Canada experiment off.

[Anonymous No.17751925]

>>17751855
That $30 $AMD contract was a golden put today.

[Anonymous No.17751929]

>>17751905
right now.

[Anonymous No.17751933]

>>17751906
What a bunch of retards hahaha

[Anonymous No.17751938]

new
>>17751931
new
>>17751931
new
>>17751931
new
>>17751931

[Anonymous No.17751943]

>>17751922
The goyim know too much

[Anonymous No.17751947]

>>17751771
How can it be smart money if it's a week late?

[Anonymous No.17751954]

>>17751905
-5% its the first break
Anons saying that tomorrow would be green, the future literally is red

[Anonymous No.17751966]

>>17751850
>>17751886
This but don't buy until we hit the bottom
>How will I know when we hit bottom?
When /smg/ says.

[Anonymous No.17751968]

>>17751189
He did visit Italy recently...

[Anonymous No.17751978]

[Anonymous No.17751980]

Post companies that won't exist after the depression

[Anonymous No.17752014]

>futures not below 20k

Delusional.

[Anonymous No.17752018]

>>17751980
Why wouldn't netflix exist? I know they somehow don't make money

[Anonymous No.17752021]

>>17751604
I was thinking the same thing, but theres no real reason for it... oil will bounce back eventually, not that much gold can be mined before then. Plus I think people see 'bull' in the name and are shorting it... which should correct nicely

[Anonymous No.17752024]

>>17751980
After the what?

[Anonymous No.17752037]

>>17751575
And so the story I fortold is seemly gonna happen after all;DIS at $50 is looking mighty tempting right now.

[Anonymous No.17752052]

calling it... friday 13th -6.66% screenshot this post

[Anonymous No.17752083]

>>17752037
Why wouldn't you wait and see how their new CEO does and what new movies they're coming out with once they no longer have to pander to the chinese?

[Anonymous No.17752106]

>>17751980
you already got blown out once faggot

[Anonymous No.17752168]

If futures are green, they're only green on the prospect of (another) dead cat bounce. Long term is very, very red.

[Anonymous No.17752224]

>>17752168
Waiting for their nightly episode of Trump talks and stocks drop, unless he canceled for tonight.

[Anonymous No.17752256]

>>17752168
How long term? Whisper sweet nothings in my ear.

[Anonymous No.17752336]

>>17752224
I would assume at some point his handlers would actually reign him in now that he's fucking with their money. It'll probably happen sooner rather than later.

[Anonymous No.17752372]

>>17750767
Lol

[Anonymous No.17752389]

>>17752336
You would think but he's been full retard handling this so far. Maybe it will just be Pence giving us an elbow bump technique update.

[Anonymous No.17752444]

>>17751855
JDST $12 Call on Wednesday

>Up 1,260% currently
> Mad that I was a bitch that didn't buy more than one contract

[Anonymous No.17752469]

>>17752444
That was me with Grubhub and Uber today, but granted I don't exactly have the income yet, so it's slow going from here.

[Anonymous No.17752475]

>>17752389
Trump has done nothing wrong except not working to facilitate tests, calling the virus fake news for weeks and doing everything wrong with the handling of the financial side of things.

[Anonymous No.17752512]

This is literally all FUD. I work for a fortune 50 and sales haven’t slowed. Production hasn’t slowed. My friends at other companies are telling me the same. I don’t get it.

[Anonymous No.17752549]

>>17751980
>company does a big marketing push about how racially and genderly diverse their management is
>short them
>make trillions of dollars

[Anonymous No.17752617]

>>17752512
A lot of people are getting told to stay at home at the slightest symptom in most companies of people I know, and about half of them are shutting down and making people work from home. A lot of colleges are doing the same, a lot of countries are imposing travel bans and so on, so people are just cashing out and waiting it out in case shit gets worse.

4000 deaths globally is a joke but people are more worried about what it CAN be rather than what it is, and the stock market reflects that. Shit isnt bad yet, but since it potentially could be, people dont want to be the last ones holding the bag

[Anonymous No.17752687]

>>17752617
Yeah they’re doing that here too. Still not having much of an impact on sales or production. Where’s the loss of profit? I’m not seeing it.

[Anonymous No.17752691]

Guys US just launched an attack in Iraq against Iranian backed militias. are we 08'ing again?

[Anonymous No.17752744]

>>17752617
So people are selling on the idea of how bad things COULD be? Okay, so then in a month or so when this shits ran it’s course, we’re gonna see the biggest rally in human history.

[Anonymous No.17752760]

>>17752687
>Where’s the loss of profit
Its potential loss of profit which drives the market down, markets move several steps ahead of what is actually going on. By the time you see actual loss of profit, market makers will be thinking of what comes next and moving the market accordingly.

Its like thinking stocks move with news, when stocks move with the ANTICIPATION of news. By the time news are out its usually already too late.

[Anonymous No.17752780]

>>17751826
Dude, everything is fucked for at least a month.

[Anonymous No.17752826]

>>17752744
>so then in a month or so when this shits ran it’s course, we’re gonna see the biggest rally in human history

Yeah, if it does blow over and the fed/trump hasnt done more lasting damage to the market with the rate cuts/pumps and so on, there should be a pretty good rally. I would say holding calls for like june or so would be a pretty good bet, you are very likely to see either a good rally or at least a few dead cat bounces along the way.

[Anonymous No.17752834]

>>17750536
late last week i had FIFTY call options (100 each) on sqqq to go to $29. I sold them for between $1 and $1.5 each for a plump profit.

right now those would be worth $6.50. I could have made $32k.

however i am green so i am happy.