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>> No.17748418
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NEW YORK TOTAL QUARANTINE
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK IS FINNA BOUTA DEADASS BE A REALITY DAWG

>> No.17748421
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17748421

Is it even worth selling at this point

>> No.17748436
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17748436

PRESS S

S

>> No.17748437
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>>17748418
>hoodlums

>> No.17748447
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17748447

Why the fuck is TSLA still above $500 and why the fuck is AMRN still above $11??

>> No.17748451

>>17748421
you might as well just long for 5 fucking years until this turns back to pre-corona

>> No.17748462
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17748462

Holding AMD, XOM, INO. Ask me anything.

>> No.17748467

More Disney cheapies? God bless!

>> No.17748473
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>>17748382
I'm a little scared ratty

>> No.17748470
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17748470

I dont like this market. I want my 0.2%+ each day back
I just want some stable times again. I want to look at the market and see the DOW move twice between 2k points in 30 minutes

>> No.17748486

>>17748470
*I dont want to see the DOW do that obviously

>> No.17748490
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>diamond platinum support at 21k
>not even -10%

>> No.17748491

Futures are going to go down so hard that trading will close within minutes tomorrow, if not seconds
Tomorrow will be even worse than today
Expect a drop well over 10%
Today was a preview for what tomorrow will bring
Friday the 13th
Black Friday

>> No.17748492
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17748492

-11%
>-11%
FUTURE -11%
>FUTURE -11%
FUTURE -11%
>FUTURE -11%
AVOID TOMORROW BLOODBATH

>> No.17748496

>>17748462
Why is your money printer so slow?

>> No.17748503

HISTORIC FRIDAY INCOMING

THE PROPHECIES ARE BECOMING REAL

SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17748508
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>>17748421
Depends how much of your money is tied up and how badly you need it. Honestly, if I didn't need the cash I would just hold until I either get close to breaking even or we return to our regularly scheduled bull market in 2-8 years.

>> No.17748513

>>17748421
Fuck no you missed your opportunity like 2 weeks ago.

We're way too deep now.

>> No.17748519
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17748519

LMFAO

>> No.17748522

>>17748492
That includes today though.
Lets wait for the numbers

>> No.17748529

>>17748447
Tesla is unironically America's most valuable industrial company now that Boeing has shit the bed lol

>> No.17748533
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17748533

ALL IN SQQ AND SPXU
>ALL IN SQQ AND SPXU
ALL IN SQQ AND SPXU
>ALL IN SQQ AND SPXU
ALL IN SQQ AND SPXU
>ALL IN SQQ AND SPXU
ALL IN SQQ AND SPXU
>ALL IN SQQ AND SPXU
ALL IN SQQ AND SPXU
>ALL IN SQQ AND SPXU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17748539

>>17748436
S

Based curse anon!

>> No.17748546

>>17748490
we're sub 21k right now. check futures we'd be sub 20k if not for the FED.

>> No.17748547

>>17748379
So more puts I'm assuming?

>> No.17748554

>>17748418
>NEW YORK TOTAL QUARANTINE

De Blasio knows that markets would shit the bed if he did this. And that's precisely why he'll do it. He wants Trump out of the Presidency and nothing would be more effective than a lock-down of the nation's financial capital.

>> No.17748560
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17748560

First Uber put paid off extremely well, what do you guys think is the next best bet for the 27th?
I plan on buying WAY more than just one put this time around.

>> No.17748564

>>17748379
HOW MUCH REFR DO I NEED TO MAKE IT?!!?

>> No.17748573
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>>17748529

>> No.17748574

>>17748436
S

>> No.17748583

FED pumped $500 BILLION in today for nothing. what a waste I want my fucking $1500 jerome

>> No.17748586

>friday the 13th
>weekend dump since nobody wants fucking risk
>futures already going down
>fed pump did NOTHING despite being $1.5T

black friday incoming indeed

>> No.17748589

>>17748554
If NYC shuts down I'm selling, I don't care if I'm $1K in unrealized losses at this point. Fuck that.

>> No.17748598

DON'T BE NIGGERS AND AVOID FOMOING UNTIL NEXT WEEK IF YOU LOVE MONEY

>> No.17748601

>>17748547
you've guessed correctly anon.

>> No.17748606

HOW THE FUCK DO I SHORT??? HOW THE FUCK DO I PUT??? I'M GOING CRAZY I'M NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17748612

How many tall boy Steel Reserves to numb the pain?

>> No.17748615
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>>17748554
At this point I don't think the dems need to do anything, Trump is almost certainly going to get the blame pinned on him for this

>> No.17748623

how the fuck did you retards not pull out of the markets as soon as you heard /pol/ talk about the chink flu? i'm starting to wonder about the IQ of this board and whether i should continue to frequent it

>> No.17748628

>>17748606
just buy inverse etfs like spxs

>> No.17748644

>there are people investing right now in this thread that literally can't do math or tell time

>> No.17748651

>>17748547
That's what the majority of us are assuming, they're going to lock down new york soon

>> No.17748652

>>17748623
Everyone is shorting the market retard. Go back to your shithole.

>> No.17748660
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>>17748508
i don't need it, this is just play money but that doesn't mean i want to lose it

>>17748513
yeah i figured. i should have trusted my fucking gut

>> No.17748662

>>17748615
Yeah and he deserves it for the fucking Schengen travel ban. What an absolute retard, Jesus Christ.

We might have been green today if not for the travel ban. Honestly he is 100% to blame for today.

>> No.17748663

I feel like such a cuck for avoiding options, retards are making double my entire my career in a matter of minutes.

>> No.17748669

DOW going to limit down at 20140 overnight
sub-20K at open or soon after
then we see how far it plunges before the -20% S&P shutdown

I can't wait for tomorrow

>> No.17748672
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>>17748547
How does a bear market feel like frens?
I was 11 in 2008 so never knew one

>> No.17748674

>>17748519
this man is absolutely delusional id understand him making maybe 2-3x on his investment, but six figures? lmao.

>> No.17748680

>>17748652
post your positions then you fucking megamind larping piece of debris

>> No.17748684

>This is huge: Ohio Health Dept. Director Amy Acton is saying that evidence of community spread indicates that 1% of Ohioans are currently carrying coronavirus. That's *117,000* people.

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AAAAAAAAA why didn't i buy those calls

>> No.17748700

>>17748589
1. It's not 'if', it's 'when'.
2. If you wait until NYC shuts down to sell, you won't be able to sell. You will read the news, reach for your phone, open the Robinhood app, and find that the market has been closed for the day due to all circuit breakers being hit back-to-back instantaneously.
3. A $1,000 loss is nothing. Sell now, switch to puts, and watch yourself get a 200% return when (1) happens.

>> No.17748706

>>17748601
I wonder if spy puts are still worth it at this point

>> No.17748707

>>17748623
back to your containment board, paco.

>> No.17748708

>>17748644
NO YOU

I NEED A PIECE OF PAPER TO DO MARH GOD DAMN IT!!!!!

>> No.17748709
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17748709

I wish I had the balls to put 50k into SPY puts at close yesterday instead of just 5k.

>> No.17748721

>>17748623
I think it's mostly a pride thing for the people who didn't, and I can't even go on /pol/ right now it's fucking pozzed to shit and retarded

>> No.17748730

>>17748680
Go
Back
To
Your
Schizophrenic
Shithole

>> No.17748731

>>17748674
He thinks SNSS will cure cancer and get bought out by a massive company sending the stock 1000x overnight.

Delusional is an understatement. I must admit SNSS is fun to trade on with those ridiculous fluctuations and cheap as fuck stock. Not a long term buy at all though.

>> No.17748746

CREEPY JOE 2020

TRUMPANZEES AND BOOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.17748749

So what's the NYC Mayor saying, will we have a lockdown?

>> No.17748759

You think they're going to kill Trump and say he 'sadly' passed away from COVID-19?

>> No.17748766
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i honestly didnt think it was possible to go this low

>> No.17748775

>>17748623
I bought in because I want cheapies that will recover.

I want to be like people who bought real estate in 2008.

>> No.17748782
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>>17748623
Why would you pull your money out when you can just hedge properly and play both short and long?

>> No.17748787
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>>17748519
Watching people bully this retard is my favorite part of /smg/

>> No.17748797

>>17748573
>Tesla’s market valuation surpassed Boeing’s by more than $10 billion on Wednesday morning, according to Bloomberg. The news is yet another laurel for the car manufacturer and CEO Elon Musk, considering that the gap between the companies was $200 billion only a year ago.

>Tesla’s value has ballooned over recent months, surpassing nearly all of its other major rivals. The company’s shares have surged 52 percent this year alone, following two straight quarters of earnings that beat expectations. In January, the company became the first US automaker to surpass the $100 billion mark, making it worth more than General Motors and Ford combined. That month also marked the first time Tesla surpassed Volkswagen, which makes it the world’s No. 2 automaker behind only Toyota.

>Boeing, in contrast, has struggled through perhaps its biggest crisis in its history. The aerospace company is reportedly suffering from diminishing cash more than a year after two of its 737 Max airplanes crashed and the model was grounded amid multiple government probes. Now, as the spread of the coronavirus curtails global travel and disrupts the industry, the manufacturer is reportedly taking a $13.8 billion loan to offset more potential losses.

>> No.17748799
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>>17748473
I no red, I no red, I no red

>> No.17748801
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>> No.17748807

>>17748730
that's what i thought faggot

>> No.17748812
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17748812

Waiting for the $AMD/$TSLA rape like.

>> No.17748814

>>17748759
Pence and trump already infected
He’s a walking bloated corpse

>> No.17748821

>>17748766
Too young to remember 2008-2009?

>> No.17748822

>>17748519
HIS BAGS ARE HEAVY
PUMPS WEAK, DUMPS ARE STEADY
BANKRUPTCY ON HIS MIND ALREADY, PENNYSTOCK BETTING

>> No.17748825

>>17748700
NYC won't get shut down over a sniffles outbreak.

>> No.17748826
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>Corona growing exponentially
>US about to be next incubation playground
>Economy crashing
I'm 21 years old. I was too young to remember the effects of 2008. I have never faced any hardship. I have coasted through my entire life.
Tell me, /biz/. Why do I feel no fear? I search deep within myself and instead of raw insurmountable terror I feel nothing but peace and ecstasy. The only thing I fear for is the safety of my family but even that isn't very strong. Is it because happenings are awesome?

>> No.17748827

>>17748663
Theres also retards losing that too though because they don't know what they're doing

>> No.17748831

>>17748623
I haven't been to /pol/ in ages, are they still celebrating trump as a big hands genius? If so, they should think that the coronavirus is a fake news nothingburger.

>> No.17748848

>>17748746
I would let creepy joe touch me for sure

>> No.17748858

>>17748782
why would i not just wait for cheapies? my boner is large right now being all cash

>> No.17748862
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>>17748519
that boy dumb as hell not to mention a pajeet shill

>> No.17748865

>>17748749
No. Just banning concerts

>> No.17748870
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17748870

How much lower can we go before we go back up?

I-it's going to go back up, r-right?

>> No.17748871

Lads, i'm shorting Beyond Meat. Am I a fool?

>> No.17748872
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>Three years of stock market gains: Eradicated

>> No.17748878
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>>17748746
We're all fucked

>> No.17748879
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>i forgot the title edition

>> No.17748886

>>17748821
Even the financial crisis didn't just fucking freefall from the ATH. There were clear signs of a problem even months before things went tits up.

>> No.17748892

>>17748689
You can still profit probably. But not as much

>> No.17748904
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how long will it take for the world economy to recover?

>> No.17748928

>>17748858
Time in the market > timing the market. I've just been buying on the way down and hedging.

>> No.17748932

>>17748826
>21
>Is it because happenings are awesome?
It's because you're still a child

>> No.17748937

The market has dried up. Take profit now because tomorrow will be green. I suspect the Feds will try some kikery tomorrow to shrink the weekly candle.

You have 5 minutes. GO GO GO

>> No.17748941

>>17748787
Theres no way SNSSfag is badass enough to rob a convenience store. If he's a felon, its probably for something like diddling kids. He lied about his holdings, he's definitely lying about this too

>> No.17748945

>>17748826
>Why do I feel no fear?

Because you dont actually believe it can affect you since nothing else really has. Shits only gonna get real to you once you get actually affected.

>> No.17748951

>>17748904
the rally after corona gets better will be monumental too but it will certainly take some time. 1-2 years?

>> No.17748952
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17748952

why is dumb shit always happening near burger elections

>> No.17748954

>>17748560
Look at DB, also travel puts are still a good play, like DESP

>> No.17748960

>>17748862
>"No one ever knows hot it's gonna behave"
>Doesn't take any profit after a 100% rally
Kek'd

>> No.17748963

>>17748904
>recover

>> No.17748965

>>17748904
If corona were cured tomorrow we're looking at 3-4 years.

>> No.17748968

>>17748623
I put my 401k into a stable value fund on feb 21. dodged a bullet unlike most boomers on here.

t. 43yo boomer

>> No.17748973

>>17748754
They're pretty simple to understand. More so than where the money is actually going.

If a stock is $2 and you put for $1, it increases in price as it goes under. The price of a put is 100x what you're buying because you're buying eights to 100 shares.

If you buy a put for $1 that costs $0.01 on a stock for $2 it will cost you $1 and will double in price as the stocks worth goes to $1

>> No.17748991

>>17748886
Remember December 2018?
That was a little taste of what was coming this week

>> No.17748999
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17748999

>anon asks SNSS Anon for shelter from the corona
>SNSS Anon sends him away
>SNSS is cursed until SNSS Anon learns to be a good person
Amazing.

>> No.17749000

>>17748952
Our election season is 4 years...

>> No.17749002

>>17748825
>NYC won't get shut down over a sniffles outbreak.

It's this kind of sentiment that is keeping the market inflated now. There will be a point where you people can no longer deny this is a nation-wide natural disaster and the springboard for a global economic recession. And that's when we'll see the real dump. Right now it's nothing.

We've just gone from inflated pie-in-the-sky permabull valuation to the sort of valuation that would have been rational in 2019. We have not entered recession valuation zone.

>> No.17749013

>>17748886
B-b-but i thought were c-crabmarket?

>> No.17749014
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17749014

/Biz/ theme for the rest of this month
https://youtu.be/rFz59Jmgewk


Sing it with me

>Meat me in the traaap .....

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>CNBC asking a NY mayor about "coronavirus discrimination" and he brings up how synagogues are helping reduce the stigma
Jesus christ I'm less antisemitic than 90% of people on here but GOOD LORD
>>17748799
How'd ya swing that o_o

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>>17748870
I have no idea
Im cash only now and just watch.

There has to be a stop...
Right?
RIGHT?

>> No.17749048

>>17749028
yeah, it's at about dow 10,000

>> No.17749053

>>17749002
i'm convinced we're going to 13k

>> No.17749060

>>17748904
Define economy.

All companies back to starting positions?
Years.
Companies that matter?
3-8 months.

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>>17748680
ok

>> No.17749081

Is this 11% number for the entire market? Im in a bubble.

>> No.17749083

>>17748904
US took hard blows and is already down 3-4 years and can go to 2014 economy levels with inflation, etc considered, The whole world is taking more hits, 5 years back, germany banks are fucked.
It will take more than 5 years minimum, market goes up in stairs and down in an elevator.
(This is just stocks and market, jobs and other economic factors are fucked for good.)

>> No.17749094

>>17749017
can't wait for all those NYC kikes to get the virus

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>>17749017
cant see red till open the portfolio

>> No.17749108

>>17748799
That’s impossible...
Bowling ball printing big red...

>> No.17749123

Where the fuck are all the dow 20000 hats, can't find any on amazon or ebay

>> No.17749126

>>17749083
what jobs are fucked? i haven't had to sign any pink slips yet.

>> No.17749127

>>17748904
Depends on how far the USA has to go to contain this. If it spreads to such an extent that a full on lockdown occurs, god help us all

>> No.17749128

>>17749081
No. The Dow Jones Industrial Average, or simply the Dow, is a stock market index that measures the stock performance of 30 large companies listed on stock exchanges in the United States

>> No.17749142

why shouldnt I load up on as much VTI as I can each month during this pullback

good prices currently

>> No.17749145

I feel physically sick.

>> No.17749143

>>17749017
Kek my school bringing up discrimination against the chinks... viruses have no nationality lmao

>> No.17749147

When will we see a bounce? Dumping has been relentless for the last few days

>> No.17749151

ive lost so much on AMD in the past month

>> No.17749158

Scooped up some calls for the pump tommorow

>> No.17749164

>>17749053
S&P to 13k????? That's incredibly bullish.

>> No.17749183

>>17749123
AHAHHAHA

>> No.17749192

>>17749147
bounces are intraday now, there was one +6% in 15mins then dropped

>> No.17749201

>>17749123
?
http://senatormarkgrisanti.com/product/nyse-the-official-dow-20000-hat/

>> No.17749202

>>17749158
>NY holds SoE
>pump

>> No.17749203

>>17749143
I keep seeing this on the news yet I've heard 0 stories of it.

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>>17749106

>> No.17749213

>>17749083
I think the EU is finally going to break up

>> No.17749221

Well
It looks like zoomers are about to be millennial’ed

Millennials getting double millennial’ed

>> No.17749222
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17749222

>>17749151
We'll recover bro, trust me. AMD is strong. Just ride this bitch out.

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>>17748418
>"If we don't say it, please don't assume it."
aka
>"I want to make sure I get out first."
kek

they're terrified

>> No.17749248

>>17748999
Trips confirms, get out of SNSS until he changes his ways. Fantasy controls reality.

>> No.17749249

>>17749239
link?

>> No.17749257

>>17748606
TVIX, SQQQ there’s inverses, just buy into these you don’t have to do puts or short

>> No.17749262

>>17749239
>*sigh* somehow the great recession has returned

>> No.17749267

Made a lot today, so I'll celebrate by doing one or two /smg/-related / corona-chan-related art request.

>> No.17749271

>>17749203
Same. But when I tried to self isolate in class I got such dirty looks from the Asian American girl I didn’t want to sit next to.

Professor asked her to move and I just said nah and posted up in a chair without a desk.

>> No.17749272

>>17749126
The sectors in the immediate firing line (travel, tourism), especially with poor cash flow, are fucked. The rest hard to say, but given the virus isn't expected to stay too long I wouldn't be over concerned. Demand will pick up after the storm has passed, and those surviving companies are in good shape to take advantage.

>> No.17749273

>>17749151
Dude keep that shit, thats going to be one of the big boys when this is over, I'm going to throw a bunch of my short profits at it when its lower

>> No.17749288
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17749288

oh my god.

This is it, it's truly fucking happening. This is the great depression 2: electric boogaloo

>> No.17749292

>>17749126
Jobs we will see the effect next week, as companies will feel the blows, some that weren't doing good already will crash, others will have layoffs, some examples are netflix and tesla and companies who mass hired in the last 6 months, they will see numbers shriking and reduce personel

>> No.17749295

>>17749249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dukXZeKQgKg&feature=emb_logo

>> No.17749296
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17749296

>>17749108
Im declaring war on red days
Buy SPXL

>> No.17749308

>>17749158
I'm sorry to here that

>> No.17749314

>>17749249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dukXZeKQgKg

>> No.17749318
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17749318

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

down $100K unrealized from the top. even more if you count my investments in the past 4 weeks. THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN BECOME RICH. increase your income, buy dips and wait it out. We probably have 365 more days until we're out of the top of the bear market and start seeing that compounding and DCAing work wonders in our portfolios

>> No.17749321

>>17749267
Spacejin-style CoronaChan crushing my testicles into limp balloon with her bare hands

>> No.17749323

>>17749127
>has to go to contain this

You either test-and-track (Korea) or quarantine-and-lockdown (Italy, China). We've done neither and the final period for the efficacy of test-and-track has long passed.

There are two options remaining. Quarantine or do nothing. First option? Market crash instantly. This week would look like a joke, all circuit breakers would be hit in a day, etc. Second option? Market crash over a prolonged period of time.

The future is extremely bearish.

>> No.17749328

>>17749273
I've been hodling AMD and MSFT
I want to start buying up more soon but I figure this downtrend will last for quite some time, fed pumps be damned

>> No.17749332

KNG cheapies going for $35... like fuck you'll be able to retire in 10 years with like 50 grand worth of that.

>> No.17749333

>>17749292
My firm has already accelerated our remote desktop work from home initiative, dozens of clients have cancelled meetings, plans can't move forward. Oh well, I'm still getting paid lol.

>> No.17749338

>>17749267
Coronachan bondage futadom on Trumpchan

>> No.17749342

>>17749126
Everything (left) in oil.

>> No.17749353

>>17749221
What we don't get to be boomers, isn't this our 1987?

>> No.17749355

>>17749288
6pm

>> No.17749357

>>17749267
Corona x Trump

>>17749338
Based

>> No.17749362

>>17749338
I don't wanna see that....

>> No.17749365

You guys seen the crypto market?
Fucking down the drain

>> No.17749377

>>17749365
who gives a fuck?

>> No.17749386

SOXL UNDER 100

SOXL @ 97

SOXL NOW AT DOUBLE DIGITS

WYA SOXL_SHILL

SOXL IS THE ANSWER

>> No.17749393

>>17749201
>http://senatormarkgrisanti.com/product/nyse-the-official-dow-20000-hat/
should i buy it guys? or will the dow go back up by the time it arrives

>> No.17749398

>>17748628
>>17749257
Thanks

>> No.17749399
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17749399

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17749400

$TSLA down 3% *after hours*.
$AMD down 3% *after hours*.

A very good sign for Friday. These stocks are going to take a greasy shit.

>> No.17749402

>>17749365
everything is down the drain....

>> No.17749404

>>17749267
Corona-chan fighting a gundam

>> No.17749414
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17749414

i wish bizonacci was here for this

>> No.17749415

>>17749338
>>17749357
lol I'll draw that if SPY drops lower than 220 (roughly the amount the SPY was when Trump began his presidency).

>> No.17749418

>>17749386
When it goes under $10 I'm buying in kek.

>> No.17749426

>>17749321
>>17749267
feels like what is happening
And is canon

>> No.17749439

>>17749414
Don’t worry, I am.

>> No.17749449

>>17749328
Ya I would for sure wait, I keep seeing people say atleast end of april if not summer

>> No.17749455
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17749455

>>17749365
Who even cares? Crypto is gambling with memes. Drops 40% and goes up 10% the next day.
Its an MLM scheme that is not backed by any kind of value and...

Its like the DOW but shit

>> No.17749463

>>17748825
honestly, how can you be so bullish at a time like this?

>> No.17749465 [DELETED] 
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17749465

OFFICIAL hidden /biz/ discord
discord gg xFuuSTZ

it has to stay hidden or (((discord))) will shut it down

join

>> No.17749469

I feel like there will be a deadcat bounce but I have no REASON, "story", or news to back that up, just a dumb gut feeling

>> No.17749472

How is making money off of shorts even possible? If the economy crashes where am I getting the money from? In other words when's a good time to sell this bitch

>> No.17749479

>>17749400
>These stocks are going to take a greasy shit.
No they won't and I will laugh at you when you're in denbt.

Bet with me right fucking now anon, short your rare pepes for tomorrow.

>> No.17749487

>>17749328
MSFT is blue-chip so that's okay, but AMD? Really negro? Growth stocks are going to be slaughtered in the coming months.

>> No.17749490
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17749490

Memes are becoming reality. Listening to DeBlasio's statements, I think they're really gonna close the floor.

>> No.17749499

>>17749472
You made your money the moment you sell and someone else ends up holding the bag.

>> No.17749502

>>17749318
was it you or another guy who made a chart for what comanies to buy to get dividends every week?

>> No.17749503
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17749503

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dukXZeKQgKg&feature=emb_logo
>NYSE CEO WANTS TO KEEP TRADING FLOOR GOING

Inverse these kikes, Floor is going to get closed, your puts expire worthless

>> No.17749510

>>17749439
Make a SNSS video then

>> No.17749513

>>17749472
>If the economy crashes where am I getting the money from?
Cucked bulls.

>> No.17749516

>Go to sleep for 4 hours
>Wake up
>It ended down more than 2300

What's happening

>> No.17749519

>>17749386
SOXLanon has to have killed himself.

>> No.17749531

inst the wall street floor unsafe as fuck?

imagine having to be around a bunch of trader and media people for hours and hours

>> No.17749533

>futures down 2700 points


mother of god.

>> No.17749535
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17749535

>>17749502
me, here you go fren

>> No.17749543
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17749543

>>17749365
>>17749455
Crypto seems like a neat technology but every youtube video i've watched has been to vague and stupid.

Like show me the C++ code and maths for deriving a bitcoin or dogecoin or whatever

>> No.17749545

>>17748418
Based anon leaving early for last minute blowjobs.

>> No.17749548

>>17749469
Trump is gonna try to pump the markets. He NEEDS to pump the markets.

>> No.17749551

>GDX GDXJ

What the actual fuck. Thank God I dumped my lots of these yesterday. Wonder what Peter will have to say about this; he's been shilling miners everyday for weeks now.

>> No.17749552

>CNBC now in full panic mode
>credit collapse imminent
>too many sellers, artificial buyers
this is it guys

>> No.17749553
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17749553

Dow futures down 2657

-2657

>> No.17749558

crossposted from other bread:

I wish to establish the seeds of what will one day (can take decades if need be) dynastic wealth.

What do I do?

>> No.17749559
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17749559

>>17749503
>>17749490
Is it happening?

>> No.17749576

>>17749519
He probably just set his tiered buy orders and walked away from the computer for the next 5 years.
>>17749510
If or when I have the motivation and time to make another, tripfags will have no place in it.

>> No.17749579
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17749579

>>17749472
>If the economy crashes where am I getting the money from?
We are banking on the random chance that the world will keep existing and just the stovk market collapses.

When the markets stop working the last thing I will have on my mind are stocks. All about guns and beans then.

>> No.17749583

>>17749533
uh, unless it hasnt updated for me, i dont think thats true

>> No.17749584

VERY STRONG WINDS OUTSIDE
MARKET IS CRASHING
I AM SCARED BROS

>> No.17749587

>>17749439
Make a new video man.

>> No.17749594

QUICK

RECOMMEND CHEAPIES

I NEED
CHEAPIES
I HAVE SAVED $2000 TO ENTER THE MARKET

>> No.17749595

>>17749516
Fed pumped 1.5trillion and all they got was a dead cat bounce.

>> No.17749596

>>17749465
WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING TRANNIES WHO SPAM THIS SHIT

>> No.17749615

>>17748945
What if you feel excitement, but it's because you prepped and feel like you acquired a sense of purpose to protect the family?

>> No.17749613

>>17749553
What's the starting point on futures? Is that predicting it'll be down over 2000 points at open tomorrow?

>> No.17749617
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17749617

Some of you guys are alright, stay outta wall street tomorrow

>> No.17749626

>>17748418
Someone please post the screencap of the dude saying NYC would never go into lockdown

>> No.17749631

>>17749558
invest in defense stonks, raytheon, lockmart, flir, kronos, BAe, anyone who makes or sells drones and radars

>> No.17749634

>>17749595

What's CNBC like?

>> No.17749636
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17749636

Jesus this shit is oversold and will likely keep overselling

>> No.17749637
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17749637

>>17749479
Your Jewish treachery has no effect on me.

>> No.17749639

>>17749472
A short is you say "Loan me [current price of microsoft times 100 stocks], I'll pay you back 100 microsoft stock in a week" then a week from now you buy 100 microsoft stock to pay back the loan

You make money if the MSFT you bought a week later went down, you lose money if it went up, in the interim you're paying interest, and [under conditions that I'm not sure of when or what the rules are that cause them to trigger] the bank/broker that loaned you the stock can issue a margin call where they make you pay right now

>> No.17749647

>>17749463
because i'm not going to lose anything selling low, and everything is so fucking cheap.

>> No.17749648

>>17749594
Dude, just fucking wait until we have a couple of green days, never catch a falling knife

>> No.17749656

>>17749469
>>17749548
I suppose institutionals could guise it as testing the bottom, but who in their right mind would believe that given the current Corona backdrop? I certainly wouldn't take that risk until we're closer to the stage China is at.

>>17749595
It was only 500B at 1:30pm.

>> No.17749658

>>17749533
Futures don't post till 3PM PST

>> No.17749665

>>17749594
SPY $190 4/20 PUTS

>> No.17749672

>>17749584
Can you hear the end time trumpets ?

>> No.17749675

>>17749636
Those 2 points? All me.

>> No.17749678

>>17749535
What's the red vs black mean?

>> No.17749689

>>17749594
LMT, RTN, AMD, TSLA (only after it craters tomorrow), DIS, NEVER BOEING

>> No.17749690
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17749690

>>17749558
>Wait for the stocks to stop dropping
>Buy BRK, AMZN, MSFT, NVDA, AMD, etc.
>Wait 60 years

>> No.17749694

>>17749576
If I make a channel, please give it a shoutout so I can get traffic early. A simple
>hey guys while you wait for me check this guy out, he makes me haha

>> No.17749695

>>17749533
The futures arent open yet fucktard

>> No.17749704

>>17749678
black are the stocks I own, red are on my watchlist

>> No.17749714
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17749714

Powell-kun almost got me today but I'm still riding.

>> No.17749718
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17749718

STATE OF EMERGENCY IN NYC

>> No.17749731

>>17749714
What did you short to get 1800% returns?

>> No.17749735

>>17749535
thanks divvy fren!

>> No.17749739
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17749739

>>17749626
I'm pretty sure that I'm in that screencap, ironically enough.
>>17749637
>picrel

>> No.17749751

>>17749499
>>17749513
>>17749579
>>17749639
Got it, thanks bros

>> No.17749757

>>17749636
We're just seeing the beginning of the economic consequences. Small businesses will go bankrupt, startups will go bankrupt, zombie companies will go bankrupt, shale companies are going bankrupt (thanks to oil), people's loved ones will die en masse, consumer spending will drop like a rock, major cities and regions will be under military quarantine as in China and Italy.

Do you think your stocks will increase in value in such an environment? Do you really?

>> No.17749759

>>17749714
fuck that is beautiful

>> No.17749776

>>17749739
Holy shit, blessed thighs.

>> No.17749786

Disneyland is closed holy shit

>> No.17749799

>>17749714
Do you trade options or straight shorts?

>> No.17749802

>>17749731
Airlines, Financials, S&P, DOW, IWM and BA. Long Vol as well.

>> No.17749805

>>17749718
the knicks game was already cancelled, nobody cares.

>> No.17749812
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17749812

>>17749757
>Do you think your stocks will increase in value in such an environment? Do you really?
Nah, but they will after all that shit is done. I still have 100 bux to blow on some cheap airlines and cruises.

>> No.17749815

>>17749786
OH NONNONONONONONONO NOT MY RATTERINOOOO MY CALLERINOSSS

>> No.17749823
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17749823

I feel it

>> No.17749828

>>17749490
that can't be a real headline

>> No.17749841

>>17749786
Disneyworld still open tho.

>> No.17749851

>>17748462
I'm holding amd

>> No.17749852

>>17749757
lol, remember SARS, H1N1, Bird Flu, Ebola? Like fuck, zoomers don't realize this shit has been dealt with before.

>inb4 its different this time

the only thing different is that the media is putting everyone into a panic. maximum 1 year from now we'll be out of a bear market and if you didn't buy cheapies the Gain Train will leave you behind

>> No.17749857

Tempted to make a 3d coronachan model but the virus will end by the time I finish it (it takes me days / weeks to make a nice model and rig it and texture it and so on)

>> No.17749862

>>17749799
Rolling 5-10% OTM Monthly put options.

>> No.17749868

>>17749631
have some ITA and DFEN, was gonna add more of both when they bottom.
>>17749690
I wish I could afford BRKA. MSFT is on my radar...AMZN would need to go down way more for me to bite.

>> No.17749870
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17749870

>>17749828
It isn’t... yet

>> No.17749873
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17749873

>>17748379
NE or SNSS

Got $100 to spend and I need cheapies

>> No.17749884

OH SHIT

SHOULD I SELL MY LMT TO BUY SOME AMZN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17749888
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17749888

Why the fuck does 96-99 take such a long time? Fucking OSRS, can't they just introduce a pay to win system? So I can buy 99 since I'm not poor like the rest of the people? Guys?

>> No.17749890

>>17749805
Worse, March Madness is fucking cancelled. I was going to use all my newfound wealth on gambling on this shit.

>> No.17749893

>>17749757
But anon
... Im buying puts and using my profits to buy the dip

>> No.17749897
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17749897

For me? It's

SQQQ
TVIX
FAZ
DXD
SOXS
SRTY

>> No.17749898

>>17749852
Honestly this. It’ll keep dumping and there are other variables but the biggest and dumbest one is the media fanning the fire.

>> No.17749900

>>17749852
I had the swine flu. This is less deadly but clearly more contagious if the preliminary tests about it lasting in the air for 3 hours are true.

>> No.17749907

>>17749841
not even viruses want to enter the hellscape that is Floriduh

>> No.17749915

>>17749757
It's literally the flu'
>>17749897
BASED

>> No.17749917
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17749917

>>17749868
>>17749884
>>17749868
>>17749690
>>17749868

>> No.17749921

What should you buy when this is all over?

>> No.17749924

>>17749503
>open video
>spic speak
dios mio i thought its nyc mayor briefing

>> No.17749933
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17749933

I thought futures had 5% circuit breakers?

>> No.17749941
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17749941

here's your TA bro

>> No.17749957

>>17749921
vitamin C pills for you and your entire family

>> No.17749963

>>17749941
$1900 SOLID SUPPORT

>> No.17749973

>>17749852
I think the main difference is that there were a lot of investors who looked at the markets, realized they were overvalued, and were waiting for a reason to pull out. Corona was the perfect reason, because not only was there a psychological factor drummed up by national-level mismanagement and media disinformation, but there were going to be clear near-term economic disruptions.

>>17749933
6pm EST

>> No.17749980
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17749980

>>17749941
more accruate

>> No.17749989

>>17749921
tech and oil are going be very cheap, though then again so will everything. if you're aiming for long-term gains, check out "dividend kings/dividend aristocrats"

>> No.17750009

>>17749852
SARS, Bird Flu, and Ebola are irrelevant. They never spread beyond their respective regions in a way that mattered.

H1N1 wasn't lethal enough to cause the quarantines and deaths that will cause the bulk of the economic damage. Did 10% of the people that contracted H1N1 have to be rushed to the hospital? Did 3% die? Did nation-states pull the plug on all economic activity in affected regions to prevent its spread?

That people think like this is what causes me to believe there is still far, far more drop to go. The effects that are at this point guaranteed to occur have not been fully priced in by the market.

>> No.17750017

>>17749933
Maybe they fucked the settings up with the $1.5 trillion injection. Feds need to clear their cache lol

>> No.17750024
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17750024

I hope I can buy some 3 digit AMZN.

>> No.17750029

So many never trumpers, so many good buys with the entire stock market on sale, trump says its a good time to buy stock and he's right, the best years are ahead of us not behind.

Bill

>> No.17750033

>>17750009
>ignores the recovery rate

>> No.17750048
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17750048

I bought the exact day before the drop, fuck me.

>> No.17750055
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17750055

>>17749941
meme lines are fun

>> No.17750073

Futures open in 30 minutes. Here we go!

>> No.17750087

where's the bottom?

>> No.17750089
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17750089

>HODLers right now

>> No.17750096

WHAT THE FUCK?! Top fucking kek, way to make it beyond obvious you jewish dickheads

https://twitter.com/Tiff_FitzHenry/status/1238206208479309824

>> No.17750105

Aight - just buy a bunch of short positions like SQQQ, right? That's a winning play?

>> No.17750113

>>17749941
>>17750055
I see a dick and balls shape forming.... bullish!

>> No.17750115

>>17750073
futures are always open during weekdays brainlet

>> No.17750119

>>17750033
The recovery rate will not make up for the loss of productivity due to quarantines, lock down of regional and international travel, supply chain interruptions, and FUD. It's a perfect storm of fuckery.

>> No.17750123

>>17750073
If I look into my crystal ball, the number I see is . . . . -5%!!!

>> No.17750127

>>17750087
>>17749980
either 18k or 14k on dow

>> No.17750133

>>17749897
>No SPXU
>No TECS
>No DRIP
GET IN BRO! HURRY!

>> No.17750135

>>17749543
That's not how it works. The "coin" itself doesn't have a representation other than a number in a public ledger, much like fiat money on a bank account. Where the math comes in is twofold:
You have asymmetric encryption as proof of ownership. Your public key is on the ledger, connected to your balance. With the private key you can sign transaction that can be verified with the public key.
And you have hash functions as proof of work. The blockchain is the collective history of all transactions. Since it's distributed you need some sort of way to build a consensus and to prevent someone from just recalculating the whole thing from the start. This is why every new block has to be signed by solving a very hard math problem that needs a lot of computing power to solve. First you assemble all transactions from the last few minutes into a block. Then you hash the block. The problem to solve is finding a hash that has a certain number of zeros at the end by appending random strings to the block. Given the nature of hashing functions this requires brute force, which introduces the "work" in "proof of work". If you find a hash with enough zeros you pass the now signed and hashed block around the network and everyone can verify that you solved the problem. That block is now part of the blockchain.

The technology is built to literally waste power on completely useless math problems. It's utterly insane and not backed up by any real-world value.

If you actually care about the code AFAIK all the code for bitcoin is public, so just go digging around for full wallets and miners.

>> No.17750136
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17750136

>>17749595
>>17749656
>when WSB idiots unironically get thought by a 15 year old how to read charts
you newfags really have to learn how the repo market works, they did not pump 500 billion at 1:30pm you retards. I thought the people in the WSB voice channel were just trolling, but apparently they really don't know shit and just gamble on options by listening to the herd.

>> No.17750147

>>17750105
it's the easiest winning play considering tomorrow will likely be another -2000 point drop, yeah.

>> No.17750151

$AMD down 5% after-hours, $TSLA down 6% after-hours, not so cocky now huh?

>> No.17750201

>>17749490
>I think they're really gonna close the floor.
They should. It's not necessary for the NYSE to function and only puts people at risk just to continue the tourist attraction circus.

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>>17750096

>> No.17750225

>>17749503
>im sorry mr president what did you say

everybody in the room goes dead silent.
>what the fuck is this guy talking about

>oh haha sorry guys i was imitating the orange retard

>nobody cares

politics...

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>>17750151
What I don't understand is why AMD is still falling so hard, despite having a rock-solid guidance despite the Coronavirus.

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>>17750055

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>>17750096
>illuminate

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>>17749439
I love you. Pls make more kino.

>> No.17750260

An E-trade rep just called me, Robinhood BLOCKED my account transfer request and requested I call them. Holy shit it's going to be some customer service rep begging me to stay. What do I ask for? A thousand bucks? Note that I have no margin or anything of the sort, just a modest $11k in positions

>> No.17750262

>>17750151
Time to buy those 30$ puts.

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>>17749941
ADAMANTIUM SUPPORT AT $666

>> No.17750279

too late to short Disney? Should i wait and try to short when the fed pumps it tomorrow at open?

>> No.17750319

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17750297
>>17750297
>>17750297

>> No.17750324

>>17750017
T. Brainlets

>> No.17750376

>>17749318
Im down $100k fren too. I own a lot of google / amazon stocks, but am really starting to invest in divvy's now. Any undervalued ones that jump out to you right now?

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>>17749439
new vid bro this shit is crazy

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>>17750279
I got in right after the feds mid day pump. I was like no fucking way were they gonna keep that breeding ground of disease open.

>> No.17750448

>>17750225
wanna bet he will get the virus and collapse

>> No.17750463

>>17750226
It trades at 42x forward P/E. Tesla trades at 72x forward P/E. Do you know what the average is for the S&P 500? 15.

They are inflated and will come crashing down. We are no longer in an inflation economy.

>> No.17750535

>>17749890
>Gonzaga doesn't get to take it home
>UAB doesn't get to ruin 90% of the brackets again
It hurts anon

>> No.17750537

>>17748826
You feel nothing because you have built nothing and have nothing to lose. You only have everything to gain.

>> No.17750550

>>17750463
>Tesla trades at 72x forward P/E.
Tesla is so inflated and I even benefited from the moon launch myself but holy shit I’m betting against it. The Musk reality distortion field has to have a limit.

>> No.17750677

>>17750009
60,000 people have already recovered tho
https://coronavirus-realtime.com/

>> No.17751509

im confused. will it be green tomorrow?