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its unironically over
buy the dip
>>17745099WHO /FUCKEDUPANDSOLDSPXUAFTERTHEPUMP/ HERE
Where we dropping boys
>starting a law degree this yearwhat should i do lmao
>tfw my 401k was halted on March 1st because I'm rolling it over to my new jobTalk about timing lads
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthat is all thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HMlisten to boomers commit suicide in real time
There it is, the pump to end all pumps
>>17745099Puts on everything! its the global pandemic happening!
This is amazing.The boomers are all dead, and soon so will be the parasites that built up an political and economic empire around servicing their needs.
e sould? pomp et
Bog me daddy
>>17745149Might be time for a few gap years unless you’ve got enough money to be unaffected by all of this lawanon
>>17745149you are safe im the one who is fucked >summer internship with a financial firm in a bear market
Maybe this time China will realize how fucking badly they messed up and stop creating these man-made viruses?
>sell my SQQQ to take profit>or buy more to make more profitBeing a based bear is tough work, but someone's gotta do it.
>>17745099I'll tell you exactly what's going to happen. Everyone will become so bored because of CV that shitposting and trading is going to cause a huge boom in the market. People are going to start trading companies like shitcoins, not caring at all that no one is even working at those companies. Strap in for the golden age of non-sequitur trading.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JEROME STOP I HAVE PUTS IN EVERYTHINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17745149you trying to find some nigger on the internet who will tell you>nah bro just be a neet and buy soxl you'll be the next elon muskgo to school and make something of yourself, faggot
>>17745149switch to nursing school and buy up a bunch of ventilators and charge rich boomers with corona for medical treatment.
Shorties bamboozled again.
Aaaand WALLAH! Just like that, a trillion dollar pump has been erased by the overwhelming pressure of the bears.
I just talked to Jeromehuge pump at 3:30
>>17745193In all liklihood there will be a small rally tomorrow. I'd say sell at a profit now and hold the cash until closing tomorrow. Monday is going to be another big red day.
>>17745168and now the dump
>>17745189China only fucked up when they bailed out the US in 2008. This is them fixing their mistake.
Here it comes boys.
fakest pump ive ever seen git gud feds
God just let it fall for fucks sake, give people a chance to buy in low and be like boomers
>had to complete 17 captchas to make this post I hate what hiro did to this fucking website
>>17745149Save your money and drop out because most degrees are going to be useless when the "recession" hits. Also if you're planning to be a lawyer don't.
WOW, what a massive pumpI don't think Jerome can go another round, brrrrrrrs
THE S&P WILL NEVER, EVER BREAK THE SUPPORT AT 2506. SCREENCAP THIS POST.
these pumps are the most blatant shit ever
>>17745215Did they already dump everything in? Usually it takes a couple hours for the printer to run that much paper.
>>17745254DUBS AND IT BREAKS TOMORROW
>>17745217kek-3700 is my dow price target
>>17745254People are shorting with way to big expectations slingshoting it back up.
where the fuck do they get $1.5 trillion from?
>>17745250buy pass gaijin
>3500 word mock project proposal due in 17 hours>250 words written>Didn't do the readings>Don't know what I'm doing>Can't stop watching numbers go downEvery government figure who announces they're infected, every new ban on public gatherings, every suspension of classes at a major university, every sports season delayed or suspended, every new tick on the red percentage readout that brings us closer to the circuit breaker. I'm filled with a vicarious thrill. I'm addicted to the red numbers. I can't stop getting up and pacing around my room, looking at all my cans of ravioli and bags of pasta, idly testing the heft of my nailbat. I need to look at the despair, the chaos, the confusion, the fear. I have nothing at stake. I got out of crypto with a £200 loss. I just love to watch it happen.
LMAO the pump is over
PPT doesn't have the same potency when they're working from home.
>>17745294Money printer goes BRRRRRRRRRRR
>>17745294They magic it into reality
>>17745232They were so propped up by the US it would have made less sense not to.
>>17745294People who are dumb enough to save in fiat/have a meager savings account.
>>17745294Welcome to the federal reserve. Where "money" is magically made and given out.
>>17745294money printer go brbbbrbrbrbrrr brbr brbrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrr zzbrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrr
>>17745294the shadow realm
>>17745294Seems this guy's had a little too much to think officer.
>>17745294you print it
Jerome already blew his load.No more pumps.No one is going to go long overnight.Dump incoming.
Mfw buying dips while shorting in the way down
Not sure if /smg/ listens to this indianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT1N_48aX_Q
these pumps are getting sad
do i hold an s&p bear etf overnight?
>>17745311PPT is final 20 mins only, newfriend
Pathetic pump attempt
>>17745254It will be gone tomorrow. Friday sell offs are brutal enough now add in that every weekend we get major outbreak news.
>buy>it dips>sideways a few days>sell to break even>skyrockets 10%is this where the bog memes come fromit literally feels like a goblin is reading my mind and fucking with me with infinite power
WHAT A DUMP!!!
>>17745314>>17745324is it enough to help bankrupt the country?
>>17745339I wouldnt do SHIT overnight these days.
>>17745346we pump on fridays baka
>>17745334Is anyone here even going to long overnight?
Here we go boys! Final stretch!
>>17745254That shit is gone overnightLimit down again
KEK ASIAN GUY ON YAHOO FINANCE SEETHING OVER RACISM
>>17745356No. The only way to “bankrupt” the country is to kill everyone. A nations true currency is its people.
NOOOOO MY FUCKING MONEY!!!Seriously, how long will it take to get back to where we were before this crash
>>17745254I concur. This is literally the lowest it will be in our life times.
>>17745387There are unironically still some deluded cocky bulls here.
>scuffed batmanwell, it is officially over bros
>>17745369inspired thread theme choice
>>17745337I did I forgot what he said though, I know it was kind of inline with what the chans generally think
>>17745349You haven't yet understood that your mentality is so shit that you are scared, and at the point where things are finally not scary, you make your move, markets pray on this.Long story short: stop being scared.
>>17745349>do a bunch of trades in the last two weeks>up a little bit but been going up and down on losses>if I had just done my very first trade two weeks ago and done literally NOTHING else I would be up 1000%Shit like this is what discourages people from even going into trading memes
>>17745405Anon there is no getting back to where we were it's gone
>>17745398constitutional and patroiotpilled
I fucking hate this crab market.
>>17745409Still keeping the dream alive?
>>17745398You mean white men who are the only net positive tax payers.
>tfw been waiting for another crash since 2008>tfw in a few weeks going to invest everything i have
It's going to dump at the close like yesterday, -2500 Incoming.
5 minutes and there won't be any breakers until 21%
10 minutes til pumpstrap in bros
>>17745254Joke's on you, my exit signals for my FAZ are not even close to triggering. The dumping will last all month, guaranteed. Then we'll enter a sustainable bear market for the rest of the year.
>>17745317I know, I just like shutting down Americans who think they are superior to chinks by reminding them they bailed them out.
>>17745356It's impossible to bankrupt us, they can print enough money though where a dollar is essentially worth half a penny
VIX is at a higher level than 2008 btw.
New thread >>17745187New thread >>17745187New thread >>17745187New thread >>17745187New thread >>17745187New thread >>17745187New thread >>17745187New thread >>17745187New thread >>17745187New thread >>17745187New thread >>17745187New thread >>17745187
>started the year with about 293k in stonks>down to a cool 243kI'm getting tired of winning guys.
Does the breaker system work at all bros?
Is a $400 Tesla put expiring 4/9/20 too risky in your opinion?
AND I'M FREEEEEEFREE FAALLIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>17745445>crab market>been in free fall since two weekswhere are you looking my man?
>>17745337Thought this guy was an absolute fucking idiot before I heard him today. The fact that he was able to change his views based on incoming information so quickly and adapt to the situation after really analyzing it made me do a complete 180 on him. Very lucid and understands the market. 10/10 listen.
>>17745425it was interesting to hear his comments on the natural resource sector of $1.6T in debt that needs to get bought if they go tits up
>>17745477look at bond yields bro. this is liquidation.
>>17745445Are you retarded?
>>17745477VIX 71OH FUCK!!!
Reminder to those with puts! We have just lost big in the past few days! Please do not be surprised at an absurd pump tomorrow!
>>17745477I don't get it... people are employed and there's like jobs. we might end up with a labor shortage if this actually kills somebody (which it won't because it's not even real).
ITS GONNA TAKE A GIGANTIC SHIT INTO THE CLOSE.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ojedxpk2G8
>>17745405It took almost 5 years for the S&P to break ATH again after 2008.
>>17745477I'm retarded how do you make money off VIX, long or short it?
>>17745470I live in America and I approve.
>>17745149>>starting a law degree this yearUnless you’re going to an ivy league or have tuition paid for, consider dropping out.
>>17745492Hold on to it for one more week
>>17745294a literal printer over at the Federal Reserve.....
Why doesn't the FED and Trump inject $ into health care/scientific R&D companies instead of bailing out banks?
S&P isn't breaking 2.500. The pump from the covering will be huge.
>>17745490Its not till S&P is at -13%
>>17745519AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE ARE GOING DOWN BIGLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VIX AT 2008 LEVELS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17745492>Is a $400 Tesla put expiring 4/9/20 too risky in your opinion?Yes
five minutes til people realize there's no pump coming
-9%>-9%-9%>-9%-9%>-9%-9%>-9%-9%>-9%-9%>-9%-9%>-9%-9%>-9%-9%>-9%-9%>-9%-9%>-9%-9%>-9%-9%>-9%-9%>-9%FULL STEAM AHEAD
>>17745165people are literally shouting and screaming on the floor
We need to scoop up the cheapies. GO! GO! GO! Everybody get greedy as fuck.
>>17745518I have to hold, my daytrade limits reached
>>17745254The state of this anon
>>17745572I mean does breaking do anything? It seems rather arbitrary
>>17745565Because if banks fall, modern society will collapse.
>>17745594the fed already nutted their load earlier
>>17745519>DAX Futures>-12%Tomorrow will be a bloodbath.
>>17745356You can print money to shit up the currency, but you can't bankrupt the country. The Fed is letting inflation go above 2% since there was a time where it was "too low", now they take the opportunity to incentivize spending by poomping the markets, which also saves them (the markets) from getting JUSTed. There is nothing too bad about printing money, people here meme a lot about it but it helps the economy a lot, they already cut the interest rates by 0.5 points, what do people expect them to do? Allow for a recession to happen?
>>17745566>two weeks ago>"S&P isn't breaking 3000. The pump from the covering will be huge."
MLB IS CANCELLED
Thew jewgle live ticker stopped updating reeee
>>17745609Stops well now it won't, it's past 3:25
>>17745641That was today for the dax
What the fuck is going on here my qtrade is giving me a totally different price for SQQQ than when I search on google what the hell
>>17745650>three weeks ago>"nobody cares about some chinese illness"
>>17745650This is the bottom of the 18 dip. It's the last support for the S&P.
Sold 90% this morning at like 1.3m across RH and fidelity...
>>17745650Repeat for every support level until 1500.
>>17745641AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLACK FRIDAY THE 13TH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17745609It stops bots from instantly taking the market to pound town. Because the breakers exist, automated trading can't cascade into a selling loop.
>>17745645let the pressure out or it builds up worse and worse
>>17745594There is always a pump at the end. Last 15 minutes we will be down only 500 points. Screencap this.
>Deutsche Bank is at 4.92€>Still lives Why hasn't the Euro and the EU crashed yet???
fucking hellim just gonna sleep for 5 monthshopefully amd is at 60 by then
Friendly reminder that small caps get hit the hardest during recessions but also make the biggest gains during bull runs!
>>17745711t. increasingly nervous boomer
>>17745611>banks fail>modern society collapses>no vaccine found for Covid>everybody deadoh
>>17745686you made it
>>17745686Then sold more, only had about 6% puts, 94% cashBought back to 20% before fed fucked me with a green dildo, but bought even more puts near the top of that dildo.
Is there any chance we see less than -10% today? :-(
where's powell at, it's fake and gay pump hour
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/03/12/coronavirus-bodies-italy-quarantine/from WaPo on Italy: Then, for more than 36 hours, the Italian actor and mixed martial arts trainer was trapped at home with Teresa Franzese’s decaying body, unable to find a funeral home that would bury her.“I have my sister in bed, dead, I don’t know what to do,” Franzese said in a Facebook video over the weekend, pleading for help. “I cannot give her the honor she deserves because the institutions have abandoned me. I contacted everyone, but nobody was able to give me an answer.”
>>17745601You're right baggy we should wait for more clarity and resist the temptation to buy now given the current uncertainty
>>17745720Im only sad about Hockey
Bear trap set. Pump of astronomical proportions happening tomorrow. I'll be riding that golden elevator, sorry bearfags
>AMD sub 40>close nearing and INO still not above 10
>>17745686I am envious. I just want to get up to 25k so I can daytrade, with that I would be satisfied
>NO PUMPONLY FREE FALL NOW.
WILL WE HIT TEN PERCENT?
Currently $511k cash RH, $200k cash fidelity.Rest is spy puts.
get ready! no circuit breakers in the last 30 minutes!!!!
just go below 21k already, who are you trying to fool you whore
>>17745720/sp/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
there is no safe haven my bonds and gold are getting just as ass fucked the same as equitiesfuck this gay market
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>>17745755>because the institutions have abandoned me.What lesson have we learned today /biz/?
i’m still 50/50 on tomorrowon the one hand we’ve been red many days in a row, and today is particularly badon the other hand, every friday has been shit for weekd
>they waited for the pump>but the pump never came
>>17745099Making very easy gains today shorting spx500 at x20 leverage with 200 euro
Put all USD in GALTPut all CAD in BlackberrySee you guys when I'm a millionaire.
looks brosbull or bear i think we can all agreethank god for dead boomers
>>17745829we call it pooicide watch at /sp/
>>17745840dilate and then have sex
>S&P hovering at 2500>VIX creeping ever higherIf the PPT doesn't pump into the close...
>boomer cries of anguish on the floorThis is great.
>>17745840FUCK OFF FAGGOT
Did anyone hear that muffled cough on CNBC, it was followed by some darting eyes.
>>17745232are you retarded? who do you think buys what china makes? if the western markets collapse china collapses with them.
>>17745775Fun fact:I put $40k in fidelity and $69k into Robinhood.But in fidelity I was all puts, while Robinhood had deposit limits, so I put in $10k then more gradually as they allowed me.Also did yolo shit like buying snss calls in RH because I'm a fomoing idiot and thought the snss guy seemed polite and nice
Literally just started buying stocks. Bought some cheap ass stocks from Halliburton and Pfizer. Bought SQQQ yesterday cause everyone is talking about it. Dont really mind since I only started with sub 200 bucks. I'm thinking hold since I spent so little theres no where else to go but up. Thoughts, suggestions?
>>1774567115m delay, you need real time quotes for the accurate pricing (google, yahoo finance, etc.)
Imagine if this was the year your TDFs were to be cashed out. Holy shit.
>>17745650well, pump is huge, but it's still not enough
>>17745263>Did they already dump everything in? Usually it takes a couple hours for the printer to run that much paper.With the amount of money that they need to offset this they aren't printing paper, they are typing extra numbers into an account somewhere.
Fuck I have no idea what to put my money in. I wanted to get into SQQQ but that ain't gonna happen it looks like
We filled the down gap left in VIX in 2008!!!!!!!!!>>17745884just heard it!
>>17745900nigga did you even read what sqqq is lmao
>>17745686any plays you're planning to make by the end of the day?
>We are at mid 21k'sTomorrow will be an ocean of blood at 19k
>>17745902Why the hell would qtrade not provide live quotes
>I've only lost 8 dollars so far in this crisis.>Out of the 2.5k I have still in the market. Just waiting for the other shoe to drop desu.
So this is the power of 1.5 TRILLION Powellbuckswow, it's fucking nothing
No last 30 min pump?
-9.01% brokenit's all downhill from here
they really don't want it above -9%
Just bought some khc for $20.18. Thanks for the cheapies!
>wake up>S&P crashed 8%>TSX down 12%>Trudeau and the minister of defense has itIs this the end of the world
>>17745967You guys seem to think repos are stimulus but they aren't. They just keep the banks liquid.
>>17745840Nice discord. Would be a shame if it got reported.
>>17745149go into class actions plaintiff side work and enjoy becoming a millionaire
>>17745900sell your SQQQ dude
>>17745981You're watching it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HMboomers are yelling about croronavirus lmaothey're losing it
Kek just now on yahoo finance>did the 1.5 trillion work Neil?>look at the screen, no!
>no pump today, PPT finally ran out of dosh
I think we're officially at the bottom. bonds keep going down.
>It's staying at -9%ohhhh shit boys I feel something coming
How are you lads holding up? When should i sell so my money still has value? Uvxy btw
>>17745900>blindly buying random stocks you see mentioned in /smg/Based
holy shit the amount of traffic this board is having right now. I dont think it will ever get more than this
I’ve been waiting for a crash for years. Finally invested a year and a half ago. The entirety of those gains wiped out. But. I sold everything and invested in bear CFDs and made it all back in one day. CFD leveraged bets is the real voodoo.
I knew it was going to be bad, but I just woke up and italy closed down 16.6 fucking percentWhat happened?
>>17746022not yet, this isn't the bottombuy SRTY, russell is falling harder and I bet it'll keep falling harder
>>17746041>bottomOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>17746065Is the sticky still up?
>>17745958same as wealthsimple
>>17746045I was up $250 this week but lost it all today.
THE DUMP IS HERE!!!!!
NINE POINT TWO I REPEATE NINE POINT TWO
>>17746045+2.4k (153%)currently holding EWJ with 3 weeks left and printing.
>>17746041Sure thing champ
the bottom right now seems to be ground fucking zero and we're heading there real fast
ahahahahahahahhaha the $1.5T fed pump JUSTedits pretty much over for now.
>>17746098no but it should be
>>17746067welcome to the bear club brotake all you can, this feast isn't a regular recurrence
>>17746042It's the S&P holding everything up.
>>17745150>hes not buying these cheapies with his 401kyikes imagine being proud you stopped buying at the high
>>17746022It will keep going down
This is the best happening since Bitcoin mooned.
Short buybacks incoming.
>>17746123I just got some more today, sold the ones I had on monday, poor Japan
STOP GOING UP YOU FUCKING NUMBERS
>>17746139Who knows, we mightve been sitting at -20% by now without it... what couldve been...
HERE'S THE PUMP
It's over isnt it?
Lmao this totally organic pump, they're trying their hardest
>>17746073Trump announced travel ban from and to EuropeItaly mortality rate is around 6 / 7 %
>FED pumps 1.5T's into it>Does nothing>Goes free fallARE YA READY KIDS??
>>17745711nigger Jerome cost us 500 billion dollars for fucking meme bump that only lasted 12 minutes. The fuck you think another pump is gonna do?
PUMP IT UP
College retard here. Have about $1000 to play with. Can I hang in the options game right now or do I need a real job with better income?
>>17746041nice b8 m8no one is really this dumb right?
The pump has begun.
>>17746143no it shouldn't, it attracts all the fagcoin retards
THERE SHE IS
It's gonna do some last time gay ass pump to -6.5% or something
>cheap puts at 3:55
fuk im afraid of the market close dump
>>17746041>at the bottomAre you a retard?Corona is only going to spread further and take more countries out of commission for months. Minimal work. All social venues shut down. People discouraged from going out, restaurants dying, all major movies for months pushed forward. How the fuck is this getting better before the bulk of the world has burned through the virus?
>>17746030Why does the NYSE floor sound like a fucking casino?
>>17746186but that's mostly really old folks who smoke. same thing happened in china.
some guys on CNBC said the Fed isn't buying enough.$1.5T is NOT enough
>>17746187They "only" put 1/3 of that in so far.
watch it push to 22k right now
>>17746198what does that mean
Listen bros I know things are on fire but I just wanted to say this is the most fun I've had on /smg/ and you're all my frens no matter how bad it gets
crash this market with no survivors
>>17746199my guy, with how fast this thread is right now it's effectively pinned to the top of the board anyway
>>17746190yes, you can give your 1000 dollars to me by buying an option as a novice.
>>17746213>casinos=gambling>stocks=gambling>NYSE floor sounds like a casino
>>17746222Well we obviously need some outright fucking stimulus not just repos at this point. There needs to be a massive rate cut too.
>>17746186Italy rates are not comparable to Asian rates because Italy failed to test their 'healthy' population so the base rate is already critical patients, and the infected but asymptomatic cases go unnoticed.
>>17746211I will cough all over your account if you don't delete your post RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
S&P 2.500 made of diamonds.
>>17746219it doesn't matterall people hear is 6 or 7% death rate and it doesn't sound good to them
>>17746247i love you too anon
It's off bois"This is not a financial crisis"https://flipboard.com/article/citigroup-s-corbat-says-this-is-not-a-financial-crisis-during-trump-meeting-wi/f-9e6f45f1ee%2Fcnbc.com
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PPT
how low would we be without the FED printing money?
What if after Coronavirus, another virus picks up?Surely if this was a bioweapon released by North Korea, we're fucked, right?
>>17745990>khcI put in a limit order for 20.00 on KHC. Thanks for the tip. Nice dividends.
PUMP SHOT BLANKSWE'RE DUMPING PAST 20K IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES AAAAAA
>>17746188AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEVEN THE FUCKING FED CANT FIX THISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHIS IS THE NEW 9/11 GAME FUCKING OVERTHIS IS THE ENDCAPITALISM IS DEADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWE ARE GOING BACK TO FEUDALISM!!!!!!!!!
I hope y'all remembered todiversify and PROTECT YOUR GODDAMN NECK
GALT is as low as it was in like 2016. God damn.
>>17746232>hasn't been above 3 in 4 years>"cheapies"That's not what it means.
>be frenchfag>forgot to buy DOW short etf during tarding hoursFUUUUUUUUUCK! What the FUCK do I do?
>>17746290I don't trust any talking heads and neither should anyone else
For me? It'sSQQQDXDSOXSFAZTVIXSRTY
So what should I buy now that the euro markets are closed biz?I can only trade CATS certificates
the most flaccid pump in history of pumps
>>17746354comment tu faites ça? tu utilises quel broker?
>>17746188500billion or 1.5 trillion?
>>17746330>diversify bro>literally EVERYTHING is downGee I'm sure boomers are happy they diversified their losses rather than losing it all on the same thing.
>>17746357never trust talking heads, politicians or tripfags. They're all equally retarded but for different reasons
the drop has arrived
>>17746337WHO IS THIS JOHN GALT YOU KEEP SPEAKING OF?
>>17746330I accidently bought a disney call im good lol
>>17746354How bad is AirBus getting hit in Euro markets?
>The FED pump ain't doin shitHAHAHAHAHAH FED BTFO
>>17746290>a +20% market crash is totally not a financial crisis bros just buy stonks bros everything will be fineDelusions. Boomers will lose their pensions. I'm so fucking happy right now.
BACK TO 9%PUMP OBLITERATED
When are we buying USO, frens?
>>17746371If I had a sixth sense I’d know they were gonna save the airline industry by announcing massive bailouts tomorrow and invest now when they’re in the tank.
Well was hoping for a late day sell off on SQQQ that sure as fuck didnt happen
Imagine if you had bought TVIX last month at 40 dollars
>>17746382can confirm BND is down almost 6%I have never seen this in my life
>>17746371Degiro's trading webapp is an abomination.It's like they managed to marry the worst of modern web design with the worst of deep-90s ERP software suite.
>>17746361I’m shorting your TVIX, enjoy your last hours bobo
>>17746247dont turn off the lights fren
>>17746408Aaaaaand we're back
>>17746384Not without the S&P breaking.
So when was the last time the Dow dropped 9% in a single day?
>>17746428All the inverse funds will lose steam soon, the time to sell is when way too many people are joining the bandwagon for the short.
>>17746247it's good but it will be even better when the golden age bull run starts
>>17746290>h-hehe calm down peons>n-no need for the average man to pull out, keep believing>I need some retarded bag holders so I can cash out>everything’s f-fine— wait did I say that out loud
>>17746404>calling the pump dead this earlyJust wait til 3:59 ;)
I'm so happy it's all burning down bros. The whole rotten structure. FUCK boomers, FUCK Jews, FUCK banks
>>17746381well 500 billion was lost today on that bump but really the whole 1.5 trillion is lost cause he promised it over the next several days so it's priced in.
I sold all my puts except DBalready got fucked once for being greedy, tomorrow I'll use all my numoney on more puts
dow above -9% again21400 diamond platinum support
10 minutes, broswill it go down to -10%?
>>17746479>Just wait til 3:59 ;)Just like yesterday right?Hahahah FED and Bulls on suicide watch
Bears failed to beak the S%P it's covering pump time.
>>17746484ok underage commie
>>17746425Pinpoint all scheduled oil news for the month and buy on the surge. Russia and KAS must make peace or they will be dragged into the global recession.
what was THAT?
>>17746468Lol well I dont wanna jump on it if its losing steam
>>17746428I sold earlier today at $29.90, and was hoping for a pump to buy back in again. Guess I'm waiting for tomorrow now.
What happened to "green by tomorrow morning?"
>>17746382inverse etf's are kinda green if you havnt noticed, protective puts are saving peoples lives right now tooalso BONDS, and always have some liquid cash on hand, because you never know when opportunity will come knocking>>17746448thanks bro, just doubled my strangle position VIIX
>>17746468>when way too many people are joining the bandwagon for the short.Will that be tomorrow? I gotta know if I should double down or pull out. Please give me your insight as a 24 year old neet virgin.
Fucking annoying, they will pump at the last second so it is not the worst percent drop in history
close your positionsmarket is retarded, you never know what happens overnight. there will be plenty of entries in the morning
Powell says PUMP IT
>>17746188Anon the 1.5 trillion is for operation repos, they are short term loans to provide liquidity.
here it comesfrom -9% to -8% in less than a minute. lets all pump it and we close green.
>>17746513>what was THAT?FEDs last moves before shitting themselvesMUHAHAHAHA
Pump, pump pump, pump it up!
>>17746439I hate it for it's lack of information, even the charts are a mess to use aswell.
OH NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY DOW AT 30K BY END OF MONTH
You know when I said Dow 20K EOM on March 1st I was kinda joking but now it seems pretty possible.
do i do it bros
Warren Buffet needs buy the marketNOW
THE REAL PUMP IS HEREto cover more shorts
>>17746517Me too. I want gonna jump in for the first time as my funds finally cleared into my fucking brokerage account
OH SHIT, NEW CARTRIDGES SUPPLY JUST ARRIVED WE'RE GOING TO 22K
HES DOING ITHES DOING IT
DID YOU FEEL THAT.
Nice LMT bounce back late.
Tomorrow 19kGET READY!
dat 400 point pump
>by the time bulls are finished writing their posts and solving their captchas market is back down againyikes!!
keep going jerome.
IT'S NOT ENOUGH
>>17746574its a gamble
>>17746532Tomorrow is probably going to be a dead cat pounce as people will start feeling better about the QE and what not, beyond that you have to watch the news and see how the rest of the world is going. And keep your eyes on the futures.
>Back at 8.40%HAHAHAHA FEDS and Bulls are kill!!!
aaaaand its gone
>>17746612WHY ARE WE MOONING. IS THE RECESSION CANCELLED. PLS RSPND
GOLD IS DOWNDOWN IS DOWNOIL IS DOWNWHAT ABOUT MUH FUNDAMENTALLS
I’m glad they’re pumping so I can short it even more.
WTF I JUST BOUGHT SQQQ AND THEN THE FUCKING PUMP FINALLY COMES
AND IT WILL PUMP LIKE A FLOOD OF GAINSPOURING DOWN ON MEAND IT WILL NOT LET UPUNTIL THE END IS HEREAND IT WILL PUMP THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYIN MY FINAL HOURAND IT WILL NEVER REST UNTIL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEARUNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED
THE PRINTERS ARE EMPTYDRAIN THE BLOOD OF THE INTERNSWE'LL USE RED INK
>>17746631Prediction for tomorrow baggy?
>>17745405maybe 6 years?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING POWELLPUMP LIKE EARLIER TODAY YOU RETARD
WHAT DID I SAY?!?
>>17746629I just want some more SQQQ
>That "Nooo" of despair
>>17746574no its oversoldcheck the price when corona was happening a few weeks ago. AMD remained positive while other stock were being dumped and just spiked from time to time for no fucking reason
>>17746547yeah, but watch the FUTURES tonight....let the bloodbath....BEGIN
If support holds, tomorrow will be green. Great time to go short before Friday 13th.
>>17746247We'll all get through this
If you guys bought actual stocks instead of these jewed out ETFs you'd be jumping for joy right now. There is plenty of shit that hit a literal diamond floor today but you're all ignoring it to gamble on these indexes
HOLY SHIT THIS DUMP
>>17746744or you know make money of this dump and then when market stabilizes buy back in like a normal human
TEN INCOMING TEN INCOMINGFUCK YOU JEROME AHAHAHAHAHAHA21.3K BROKEN
>>17746247Based fren we're having fun
>>17746744If you bought uvxy or sqqq You're up 30%
DING DING DING! AAAAAAAND WE'RE DONE! How did y'all do?
10% in one day.Holy fucking Christ.
should i sell SRJYX or hold for bounce tommorow
holy shit 10% hit
>9.99%Noice get Powell, respect
>-9.99%I see what you did there
Tomorrow is gonna be a fuckin train crash.
>>17746912Sold my put too early.
>9.99%>not even 10%BEARFAGS BTFONOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED
>>17747027read this you tardhttps://markets.businessinsider.com/index/dow_jones
This is fucking insane.
>>17746912Officially down 1K since February 20th when this crash started.
Did they freeze it at -9.99%?
I don’t even feel good about making a shitload of money desu
Fucking hellI want to buy the dips, but can't deposit funds on my brokerage THIS fast
>>17746999Checked and kek’d
>>17746999this confirms tomorrow will also be a bloodbath, correct?
>>17747178>it's totaly time to buy haha i swear
>>17747124Markets closed at 4pm EST time
>>17747267What I mean is, I cannot fucking believe it closed on exactly -9.99%
NYC mayor De Blasio declaring state of emergency in the city.
>DOW FUTURES -2.459,5 -10,43% >DOW FUTURES -2.459,5 -10,43% >DOW FUTURES -2.459,5 -10,43% >DOW FUTURES -2.459,5 -10,43% >DOW FUTURES -2.459,5 -10,43%
>>17746999the amount of checking I have done over the past /smg/ threads is insane
>>17747509between this and /cvg/ i have gotten fucking nothing done for WEEKS
Hey guys im new to stonks what is this 9.99% number coming from?
>>17747686You are going to get burned.