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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:05:35 2020 No.17731950 [Reply] [Original]

DOW(N) WITH SICKNESS

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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/humiliation/

Free chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:06:13 2020 No.17731973 >>17731950 First

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:06:16 2020 No.17731976 File: 28 KB, 399x399, 7yT_G3ZX_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Credit Spread Officer Thu Mar 12 09:06:31 2020 No.17731988 First the markets close, then your banks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:06:53 2020 No.17731997 >>17731950 23 minutes until start of worst day in history

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:07:00 2020 No.17732001 File: 83 KB, 732x732, 1580426679174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:07:07 2020 No.17732005 CNBC is asking for a bailout already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:07:09 2020 No.17732007 File: 294 KB, 1920x1080, 1583724426887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCKING BIBLICAL

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:07:22 2020 No.17732013 Imagine being a boomer with a 401k lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:07:22 2020 No.17732014 >>17731950 we will close green

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:07:27 2020 No.17732018 >the instant i buy puts the market rebounds forever might take one for the team lads

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:07:42 2020 No.17732024 File: 26 KB, 480x352, Market eyes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cheapies incoming.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:07:46 2020 No.17732028
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*AHEM*
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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:07:47 2020 No.17732029 Cramer is nearly in tears. Is anyone watching this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:07:57 2020 No.17732032 GUSH is gonna be almost free soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:07:57 2020 No.17732033 Gilberg is spergin hard on CNBC about daddy having to come in and save the economy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:07:59 2020 No.17732035 File: 41 KB, 705x283, fuckingsmg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:08:06 2020 No.17732041 >there are people on this very board who didn't pull out in time

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:08:17 2020 No.17732048 File: 3.71 MB, 393x324, Bobo Crashing It.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17731950 GET READY FOR 21k WITH FED PUMP TODAY MUHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:08:25 2020 No.17732051 this is so fucking comfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:08:26 2020 No.17732052 >>17732018 Don't worry. I bought some inverse sp500 just now with 2x leverage. I'm just gambling at this point kek but this shit is far from over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:08:26 2020 No.17732053 File: 102 KB, 520x688, 1584009420665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DOW S&P AND NASDAQ FUTURES NOT MOVING.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:08:30 2020 No.17732056 Where is WEEDBRAH?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:08:49 2020 No.17732062 >>17732029 They. Know. Nothing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:00 2020 No.17732067 >>17732029 his voice is literally cracking on live TV, the absolute state of this market, it's worse than anyone knows

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:00 2020 No.17732068 File: 19 KB, 500x282, 1580765650566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no brakes

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:01 2020 No.17732071
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There was a 22 minute queue in the bank today, the guy in front of me withdrew £2,600 cash and I saw someone else carrying what looked like several thousand pounds in cash

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:02 2020 No.17732072 https://streamable.com/828aa Mike Novogratz saying Bitcoin is now "Get me out"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:03 2020 No.17732073 File: 207 KB, 720x1560, Screenshot_20200312-090326_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > Mfw the only green person in SMG based on how many others are posting their positions. Son, I am disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:07 2020 No.17732074 >>17732029 It's hilarious. He's at the brink right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:19 2020 No.17732084 File: 129 KB, 645x363, stock_tweet_trump.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KEK THIS WAS THE BIGGEST SELL SIGNAL EVER Similar to Katy Perry shilling crypto in December 2017

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:30 2020 No.17732093 >>17732041 Yes. I learned from it. This board is actually completely useless for information or ideas, next time its reddit. They are better

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:31 2020 No.17732094 File: 220 KB, 729x1387, 2020-03-12_6-05-09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17730722 >>17730794 >>17731099 >>17731269 Final tally is in for this morning $272.8 billion in liquidity demanded Only $198.1 billion actually accepted

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:34 2020 No.17732099 >he fell for the permabull meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:42 2020 No.17732101 >>17732029 Trying to relieve that 2007 quote.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:43 2020 No.17732103 File: 664 KB, 1267x1635, 3ca80d8e1abe3a0a59183da347250e50031c436ca8d6d206703ac9a867888a8e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732029 HES FUCKING LOSING IT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:45 2020 No.17732105 >>17732062 MY GOOD FRIENDS AT GOLDMAN SACHS ARE HURTING REAL BAD WHY WON'T THE FED THINK OF GOLDMAN SACHS!?!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:46 2020 No.17732107 File: 57 KB, 467x705, 5F48716E-AFFD-46A8-90ED-AAA28343FEDA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Markets open in 15 mins?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:50 2020 No.17732111 File: 602 KB, 249x188, 1583945263513.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A heart that's full up like a landfill A job that slowly kills you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:53 2020 No.17732114 File: 276 KB, 608x576, Comfy Bobo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732051 >this is so fucking comfy Bobo is chill, he gonna take a nice bath in bull blood later.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:09:59 2020 No.17732116 File: 200 KB, 672x644, 6754ED6B-8B7F-45AE-A3B6-0BC7033602D9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yo!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:10:03 2020 No.17732118 >>17732071 withdrew my shit a couple of days ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:10:07 2020 No.17732121 >circuit breaker after 1 minute >15 minute break >circuit breaker for 13% drop after 10 minutes >15 minute break >drop 20% after half an hour >it begins

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:10:10 2020 No.17732123 RIP AMDbros. It was nice knowing you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:10:24 2020 No.17732130 Anyone got a link to a stream for US CNBC, I've only got euro on TV

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:10:27 2020 No.17732133 File: 20 KB, 400x269, 1517168041506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA department?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:10:32 2020 No.17732137 >>17732073 >the only green person >still uses RH won't matter much when they go belly up and take all your cash

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:10:33 2020 No.17732138 File: 51 KB, 813x825, 92834092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hitting double digits before any american park closures Press S to spit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:10:35 2020 No.17732140 File: 8 KB, 218x218, sweating-pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17731997 We might break 21k today

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:10:41 2020 No.17732143 >>17732029 giv link pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:10:55 2020 No.17732151 > Mnuchin not happy with Pelosi's proposed stimulus bill oh no

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:10:57 2020 No.17732152 File: 125 KB, 200x265, Redditor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732093 >next time its reddit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:10:59 2020 No.17732153 File: 315 KB, 728x1065, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS OPENING IS GOING TO BE AWFUL

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:11:07 2020 No.17732157 have us market open times changed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:11:10 2020 No.17732159 >>17732094 That's bad right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:11:18 2020 No.17732162 File: 80 KB, 597x772, 342255.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17731976 Bless this nothingboomer

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:11:35 2020 No.17732172 >>17732093 Wrong. /smg/ is an excellent gauge of sentiment. Look back at the archives from 1 month ago and everyone was rejoicing about the never ending Trump rally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:11:36 2020 No.17732173 File: 63 KB, 500x247, tumblr_psg2w1lH9w1y5qzo5o2_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >it's only the sniffles guys

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:11:37 2020 No.17732174 >>17732143 https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:11:58 2020 No.17732185

>>17732029
I laughed when he started screaming at Trump to do something 2 days ago, clearly Cramer is just enjoying bull markets while panicking like a child during bear markets. But then again... he's a fucking button clicker for Boomer's TV, if he knew how to be successful through the stock market he wouldn't be on Boomer's TV

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:01 2020 No.17732187 >>17732029 Give me a link

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:02 2020 No.17732188 >SOXL heading to double digits Shit I may actually go balls deep when I think it hits bottom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:02 2020 No.17732190 >>17732041 >tfw sold on the first monday it dropped and thought I was a little late Can't imagine what it feels like to be holding those bags right now...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:07 2020 No.17732191 >>17732093 >Implying WSB isn't just /biz/ >Implying KiA/KiA2 aren't just /v/ and /pol/ >Implying SC isn't just /asp/ >Implying gaybrosgonewild isn't just /fit/ Know your colonies son reddit is just publichan half the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:08 2020 No.17732193 who /spxu overnight/ here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:15 2020 No.17732200 File: 12 KB, 323x343, CBDEDE6A-63B5-4E07-930F-479708B3222E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What’s the most comfy way to witness this? Livestream or trading platform?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:16 2020 No.17732201 That “oh fuck” wasn’t because of his pen leaking. It was because he knows what the Dow will look like today https://youtu.be/ZQUYKER365U

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:28 2020 No.17732204 >>17732152 You're just mad because that anon is right and it hurts deep inside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:29 2020 No.17732206 File: 118 KB, 686x526, everything is fine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Awwwww yeeeeeah, who here is ready for nothing but green today, baby?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:40 2020 No.17732215 File: 90 KB, 636x668, 1574395180512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna throw up I have all my savings in stocks and crypto I'm losing thousands

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:43 2020 No.17732218 >>17732137 > Implying these aren't my last positions before my transfer to TD clears The fucking cope though, how much ya down bud? Claims with no pics will be laughed at.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:47 2020 No.17732220 dow will be 18k end of day this will be worst day in history

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:51 2020 No.17732222 File: 268 KB, 653x880, 1583797744827.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732093 lol k go back then. bye

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:52 2020 No.17732224 Deflationary pressures in a debt ridden economy? What does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:12:54 2020 No.17732225 We are going to be so fucking rich. Get your cash in hand and be ready to pick up the pieces my friends

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:13:06 2020 No.17732230 File: 34 KB, 680x591, PEPE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732200 For me? I'm fully naked in my masturbatory suit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:13:09 2020 No.17732234 going all in on ford puts at open

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:13:10 2020 No.17732235 Pretty sure im gonna sell as soon as burger opens with dump, shit is gonna crash and then recover through fed pumps, as any other previous day..

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:13:19 2020 No.17732238 >>17732157 9:30 as always.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:13:22 2020 No.17732239 Why do they think small business loans are going to do shit is that just another Jew welfare program scam posing as help for the little man

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:13:29 2020 No.17732243 >>17732159 Banks don't have enough liquidity for depositors. This is economically brutal for them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:13:30 2020 No.17732244 File: 930 KB, 4128x3096, 20200309_200221-min.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oil will break $30 soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:13:47 2020 No.17732251 File: 16 KB, 466x338, krab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone fucking tell me if HODLing AMD is bad idea or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:13:48 2020 No.17732252 File: 383 KB, 263x301, Soy shake.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732204 >You're just mad because that anon is right and it hurts deep inside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:13:53 2020 No.17732255 lol ecb didnt cut rates.. whats the next possible event that could trigger a tournaround? I'm expecting further fed cuts on 17./18.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:13:57 2020 No.17732256 >>17732201 >white stuff What did he mean by this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:14:08 2020 No.17732261 File: 80 KB, 639x634, 1582905276430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JEROME POWELL IS CHARGING UP HIS SPIRIT BOMB TODAY YOU WILL SEE THE LONGEST, THICKEST, MOST THROBBING GREEN CANDLE DILDO OF YOUR LIFE WHEN THE MUSHROOM TIP FORMS, SHORT IT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:14:32 2020 No.17732271 >Only 1400 local time and Spain already had ~800 new cases They're gonna be the next Italy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:14:32 2020 No.17732272 Okay guys, it was funny at first, but now I'm actually starting to get a little nervous

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:14:33 2020 No.17732273 File: 7 KB, 194x259, download-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /fit/ reporting in What is all this? Why are you all upset, don't you know you can just lift heavy objects and put them back down again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:15:05 2020 No.17732284 >>17732255 Nothing. They gave up. They played all their cards, FED and ECB have no more bullets left.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:15:06 2020 No.17732285 >>17732261 It would be so fucking stupid to do that now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:15:11 2020 No.17732288 >>17732271 Didn't they start to quarantine Madrid today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:15:19 2020 No.17732293 File: 278 KB, 848x918, 1489623914254.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732200 freshly brewed raspberry tea with an orange slice in it, a blanket and the salt mines

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:15:20 2020 No.17732292 File: 167 KB, 743x939, 2020-03-12_6-14-34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just got this from Expedia

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:15:21 2020 No.17732294 >>17732272 >tfw you didn't bobo enough

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:15:22 2020 No.17732296 >>17732162 Bill Mitchell is literally everything wrong with the boomers in one image. Having a virus sweep across the world just shattering their hubris would be pure kino

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:15:35 2020 No.17732306 >>17732272 This could be it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:15:42 2020 No.17732309 File: 407 KB, 564x473, 1570973746316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is now a good time to buy some gold?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:15:46 2020 No.17732312 Why does the news never talk about how scary the repo market is?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:16:02 2020 No.17732316 >>17732137 >>17732073 > I earned what they said I wouldn't > Got it the way they said I couldn't > but now I'm getting it and their whole grill is twisted? If you got a call option then get out now cus there's some real trouble comin' round.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:16:09 2020 No.17732322 >>17732094 What website is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:16:18 2020 No.17732329 >>17732093 it's not just here. So many people were a mixture of naive, optimistic, and optimistic. They thought the bull run would never end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:16:28 2020 No.17732333 > Cramer: EVERY MAN AND WOMAN FOR THEMSELVES RUN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:16:31 2020 No.17732338 >>17732273 And touch shit other Chinkrona infected people have touched? No deal

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:16:31 2020 No.17732339 File: 180 KB, 966x990, bbm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WAKEY WAKEY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:16:49 2020 No.17732348 File: 211 KB, 800x450, cover1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jokes over guys

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:17:02 2020 No.17732358 >>17732292 can't wait for those cheapy vacations in 3-4 months

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:17:18 2020 No.17732367 >>17732333 >we can bankrupt the airplane industry in 60 days >you want that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:17:21 2020 No.17732372 >>17732333 Link?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:17:43 2020 No.17732386 File: 101 KB, 1400x960, joker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] B I B L I C A L I B L I C A L

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:17:45 2020 No.17732387 >>17732348 No you wanted the happening, now you'll get it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:17:46 2020 No.17732389 >>17732309 Now or never faggot. Hope you have some cash left from justening of stocks. Glad I bought almost exactly a year ago just for a meme value.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:17:48 2020 No.17732390 >>17732215 at this point just wait until things return to normal. You missed the window to exit. If you leave now you'll only fuck yourself over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:17:53 2020 No.17732393 >>17732256 White Out to cover stain I presume

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:17:58 2020 No.17732400
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>>17732255
I've said it before and I'll say it again: The fed could cut the rates to 0% or even go negative. What the fuck do you think that's gonna do? It ain't gonna develop a vaccine any faster or get people out of their homes and back to spending. It won't restore supply lines or uncancel massive events. Jerome has no tricks to play because cutting rates and artificially pumping won't solve the underlying problem we're in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:01 2020 No.17732401 >>17732288 They shutdown schools and banned closed-door events of more than 1000 people but that's it I think

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:04 2020 No.17732403 >>17732372 https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:06 2020 No.17732404 If dubs I hold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:25 2020 No.17732414 >>17732358 >boomers banned from boats >cruises cost pennies on the dollar Spring break 2 middle-aged boogaloo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:25 2020 No.17732415 >>17732372 See >>17732174

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:29 2020 No.17732420 File: 327 KB, 834x870, Maximum Comfy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't even own anything nor do I have money to invest, but god dammit it's comfy watching this meltdown. The only reason I even come to /biz/ is for this stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:39 2020 No.17732426 What are the chances that land goes for sale once the bubble pops? I've been putting some cash together for 30 or so acres, can we expect prices to go down?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:39 2020 No.17732427 >>17732338 >Leaving the house Whoa whoa whoa >Not using your earnings to make a home gym Ngmi

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:43 2020 No.17732431 File: 279 KB, 360x270, Corona Happening.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732309 >Is now a good time to buy some gold? Haha, would rather buy food, medical supplies and weapons! THIS IS THE BIG ONE!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:45 2020 No.17732432 >corona-virus dies in the heat >800 new cases in Spain

>>	Credit Spread Officer Thu Mar 12 09:18:46 2020 No.17732433 now the bonds are starting to fall. people are starting to fully cash out. nothing is safe anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:46 2020 No.17732434 Wish I hadn't held my bags today. Thought they were good enough to hold up, but they ate up all my gains from shorting the market.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:47 2020 No.17732438 >>17732401 That's basically nothing considering that Madrid is near Lombardy tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:58 2020 No.17732443 File: 25 KB, 346x346, 1513652401383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732339 >mfw da burrs wins da superb owl saludos from /sp/, it was a wild ride, bros

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:19:05 2020 No.17732447 >>17732056 Probably coomed himself to death

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:19:08 2020 No.17732449 File: 271 KB, 1280x720, mpv-shot0034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:19:25 2020 No.17732458 File: 41 KB, 500x596, 11461845161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do I do with $100k cash?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:19:42 2020 No.17732463 >>17732339 Life's at stakey

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:19:46 2020 No.17732466 >>17732322 https://apps.newyorkfed.org/markets/autorates/temp

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:19:46 2020 No.17732470 File: 112 KB, 1024x963, Chaos and madness.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GET READY FOR WORLD WIDE BANK RUNS!!

>>	Credit Spread Officer Thu Mar 12 09:20:04 2020 No.17732481 >>17732458 physically sit on it. dont put it in any institution.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:20:11 2020 No.17732485 File: 244 KB, 500x560, I am a genius.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone explain to someone with PhD in retard why a stock would go down despite a green volume?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:20:17 2020 No.17732488 >>17732458 Money market funds

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:20:24 2020 No.17732491 >>17732400 It's making things worse if anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:20:35 2020 No.17732494 File: 22 KB, 624x456, 32344.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732432 The "virus dies when its hot" is a meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:20:43 2020 No.17732496 >>17732458 Buy food, ammo, and gold

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:20:55 2020 No.17732503 >>17732200 https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html Listen for the screams

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:21:11 2020 No.17732509 >>17732458 Mattress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:21:13 2020 No.17732510 >>17732481 >sitting on cash when US is about to enter Zimbabwe-tier hyperinflation Oh no no no. Asking to be JUSTed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:21:18 2020 No.17732512 >>17732458 Buy a 40k innawoods home 2 months ago and a shipping container filled with beans and toilet paper camouflaged out back. You're dead now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:21:30 2020 No.17732523 >>17732458 You wait a bit and enjoy not losing money. Then in a few weeks you buy back solid stocks who were hit hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:21:36 2020 No.17732525 >>17732481 If it gets so bad the FDIC fails, everyone is fucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:21:37 2020 No.17732526 >>17732251 It's a good idea to buy at open to sell the rebound today. Long-term it's a fairly safe hold, but it might go down another ~30% in the next months if the fear continues(and it will continue).

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:21:37 2020 No.17732528 >>17732458 pee on it haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:21:45 2020 No.17732532 >>17732494 25 degrees is below freezing dumb ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:21:50 2020 No.17732534 >>17732244 Good, I want to grab Exxon and Shell

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:21:57 2020 No.17732538 File: 572 KB, 1202x402, 2020-01-23_11-07-12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go back

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:21:59 2020 No.17732540 File: 31 KB, 500x241, pp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who knew that global economic collapse could be so /comfy/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:22:11 2020 No.17732547 >>17732532 >Amerifat education

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:22:12 2020 No.17732549 File: 79 KB, 494x332, FDA1C24A-311B-4A39-A617-9715E50786F4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Could it theoretically go below 20k today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:22:14 2020 No.17732551 >>17732470 Bank can't lock away my money if it's all in failing stonks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:22:14 2020 No.17732552 File: 21 KB, 409x409, 1323222240001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732458 Inverse ETFs with $10k. Can't really lose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:22:21 2020 No.17732557 Madrid probably going on lockdown soon, Paris is next.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:22:30 2020 No.17732563 I really wouldn't mind a mass collapse. The fed shouldn't step in again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:22:34 2020 No.17732565 >>17732540 You're only allowed to be comfy if you're short

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:22:36 2020 No.17732566 WHY IS RAYTHEON DOWN 13% I THOUGHT PEOPLE BUY WEAPONS IN A DOOMSDAY SCENARIO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:22:36 2020 No.17732568 >>17732494 25 degrees is below freezing idiot. Lol imagine not knowing how to tell temperature

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:22:39 2020 No.17732571

>>17732400
This, and if they had approached it that way from day 1 and focused on y'know the fucking virus, they'd still have those tools left when things do finally calm down to get us back to bull. Now? They've blown their load several times over. Everything they've proposed is entirely priced in.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Thu Mar 12 09:22:49 2020 No.17732575 >>17732525 so buy your food guns and whatever else you can now. better to be safe than sorry. modern society hasn't dealt with something like this. this is the zoomers 9/11.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:23:12 2020 No.17732588 Incoming breakers world record attempt. Today's gonna be a good speedrun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:23:13 2020 No.17732589 File: 214 KB, 733x464, 1583699157956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732532 >big C next to the numbers

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:23:22 2020 No.17732592 Bets on how long into trading the circuit breaker will trigger today? First 15 minutes is my bet, no later

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:23:28 2020 No.17732594 >>17732549 In theory, it can go as low as ~18.8k before it get's shut down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:23:34 2020 No.17732597 > Cramer: It's a 9/11 type situation

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:23:37 2020 No.17732598 File: 23 KB, 414x464, embrassed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732528

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:23:53 2020 No.17732608 >>17732565 Cash gang count? Sold right at the peak.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:23:53 2020 No.17732611 File: 95 KB, 350x308, 1580070158237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732458 They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:24:07 2020 No.17732620 File: 16 KB, 320x320, It's a suicidal kind of feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732526 I can't daytrade, $10 fees rape my ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:24:12 2020 No.17732622 File: 2.51 MB, 716x212, boomerbreakdown.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cramer is on the verge of tears this morning

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:24:13 2020 No.17732624 >>17732592 First 2

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:24:18 2020 No.17732627 >>17732597 lmao 9/11 was child's play compared to this

>>	Credit Spread Officer Thu Mar 12 09:24:29 2020 No.17732631 2549 FIRST CIRCUIT BREAKER LEVEL

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:24:37 2020 No.17732637 >>17732566 Corona slid Iran killing US soldiers out of the news. >>17732592 2 mins like monday

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:24:50 2020 No.17732642 >>17732532 Tell me anon, how low is your IQ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:24:50 2020 No.17732643 >>17732588 >inb4 it glitches past the breakers going for the world record

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:25:01 2020 No.17732648 kramer is about to fucking lose it his voice is actually cracking

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:25:16 2020 No.17732656 >>17732458 I'm in the same position as you. Either I just sit on it or buy SQQQ if there is a fake recovery next week.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:25:18 2020 No.17732658

>NBA suspends season indefinitely after Utah Jazz player tests positive for coronavirus
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/12/coronavirus-nba-suspends-season-after-player-tests-positive.html
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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:25:22 2020 No.17732662 >>17732592 It will trigger the first one at 7%, then randomly swing back up and at around 8%-

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:25:29 2020 No.17732665 We are going to fix this with science now? After we missed every target causing this mess?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:25:34 2020 No.17732666 File: 164 KB, 660x1100, 1583411796380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who here TVIX

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:25:36 2020 No.17732668 CIRCUIT BREAKERS 5 MINUTES IN CALLING IT NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:25:40 2020 No.17732669 >>17732648 Link to it I wanna laugh

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:25:57 2020 No.17732677
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I LIVE IN URBAN BONGISTAN I HAVE NO GUNS ALL THE SHOPS ARE EMPTY THE LOCAL PAKI GANG IS GOING TO TEAR ME TO PIECES OH GOD OH FUCK I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:26:09 2020 No.17732683 >Circuit breakers are so rare the CNBC anchors don't even know how they work

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:26:20 2020 No.17732687 >>17732627 This. What happened thanks to 9/11? America spending billions of dollars on a useless war? This is gonna be worse than the spanish flu and WW1 combined.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:26:27 2020 No.17732693 >hitting 2017 numbers OH NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:26:29 2020 No.17732696 >>17732566 Raytheon is for conflict, not Cletus goin' down to wallmart buying weapons. They typically sign defense contracts w/ the government for weapons, research ect. Government isn't spending anything on private defense contracts in this economy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:26:32 2020 No.17732698 >>17732669 https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:26:45 2020 No.17732703 >>17732677 At least you can buy plastic sporks right HAHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:26:57 2020 No.17732710 SPY -7%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:27:01 2020 No.17732716 >>17732687 I wouldn't go that far yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:27:06 2020 No.17732719 47 INFECTED IN ROMANIA IT WAS 13 A FEW DAYS AGO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:27:13 2020 No.17732721 File: 135 KB, 1024x683, 1582644565239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHHHHHHHH, I'M SUPPOSED TO WRITE MY THESIS BUT THIS SHIT'S TOO EXCITING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:27:14 2020 No.17732724 File: 838 KB, 4128x3096, 20200306_080117-min.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I fucking love happenings. 5 minutes is going to be the best moment since I started following the stock market in 2004

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:27:18 2020 No.17732725 >>17732687 Ironically Spanish Flu stopped WW1

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:27:28 2020 No.17732729 >>17732608 Well yeah, why are you suppose to be comfy when you're just sitting on cash? Do you even realize you can make as much money going down as you can going up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:28:00 2020 No.17732744 >>17732724 good god.......

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:28:00 2020 No.17732745
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>>17732677
>tfw currently sitting on enough ammo and guns to supply a local militia if I wanted to
I honestly feel bad for you guys, I thought you were allowed to own cheap shotguns and shit in bongland?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:28:04 2020 No.17732747 >>17732401 So did Ireland

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:28:18 2020 No.17732756 File: 88 KB, 900x600, 1578931736508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732693 3 years of growth. 3 years of careful trading, accumulation, portfolio balancing, reading company onesheets and earnings reports. Gone

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:28:35 2020 No.17732767 Spy is suggesting circuit breaker will be hit within 1 minute. 2020 best year

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:28:35 2020 No.17732768 File: 31 KB, 1339x335, 2020-03-12 09:30:53_245.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rate my pending orders. Quick we have 2 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:28:40 2020 No.17732770 >>17732710 Some anon yesterday said that if it gets lower than 275 all hell breaks loose. It's already under 260. How far will we go?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:28:41 2020 No.17732771 T - 90 seconds to THE END OF THE WORLD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:28:44 2020 No.17732772 >>17732710 -17%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:28:45 2020 No.17732773 HERE IT COMES

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:28:56 2020 No.17732776 >>17732725 Ironically Wuhan Flu started WW3

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:29:10 2020 No.17732787 >>17732724 >hostess wearing red to enhance the experience based

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:29:18 2020 No.17732790 >>17732729 I have burned myself too many times on puts. If the market started going down when I thought it would I would have lost money for blowing my load too early.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:29:21 2020 No.17732795 WHEN THIS ALL BLOWS OVER IN 6 MONTHS TO A YEAR... WHAT SHOULD I BUY!?!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:29:21 2020 No.17732796 File: 258 KB, 1920x1080, KRcxiJe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUCKLE UP NIG NOGS IT FINNA BOUTTA HABBEN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:29:27 2020 No.17732799 It’s been real guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:29:49 2020 No.17732806 THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:05 2020 No.17732817 File: 220 KB, 448x455, 1583931252606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:06 2020 No.17732819 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:13 2020 No.17732825 SPXU OR WAIT FOR THE BOTTOM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:17 2020 No.17732827 File: 12 KB, 291x173, 1582816584528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] poof there goes your 401k

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:17 2020 No.17732828 >>17732721 Luckily phds aren't going to be worth much in the coming apocalypse

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:21 2020 No.17732829 >>17732776 Iranian nuclear program will be ready by summer or fall. Hostilities are going to resume.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:21 2020 No.17732830 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:22 2020 No.17732831 THEAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py_MdrpI5vQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:23 2020 No.17732833 File: 53 KB, 615x409, 1579879288177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm ready

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:26 2020 No.17732836 LMAO INSTANT CRASH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:28 2020 No.17732837 HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:29 2020 No.17732839 >>17732400 yeah you are right, rate cuts wont do anything really to help the situation, but the markets need a turnaround signal. You cant do shit about the virus other than slow it down an wait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:30 2020 No.17732841 PRESS S TO SPIT S

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:36 2020 No.17732846 IT'S TIME

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:36 2020 No.17732847 21K AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:36 2020 No.17732848 File: 1.98 MB, 480x196, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:40 2020 No.17732852 File: 7 KB, 246x205, 1584017893602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:43 2020 No.17732853 Jesus did the Dow really just open at -7.4%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:43 2020 No.17732854 Its over

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:46 2020 No.17732856 >>17732795 wheelbarrows, shovels, buckets are going to explode as we rebuild ourselves out of the stone age

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:46 2020 No.17732857 File: 10 KB, 241x210, All is lost.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A RED LIGHT TO ENGULF THE WORLD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:48 2020 No.17732858 File: 190 KB, 1000x963, 1504634476366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:55 2020 No.17732864 BELOW 22K ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:55 2020 No.17732865 INSTANT HALT LMAO HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:57 2020 No.17732867 God help us all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:57 2020 No.17732869 File: 1015 KB, 779x900, 1542227688058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOMERS ARE KILL!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:30:57 2020 No.17732870 File: 171 KB, 686x526, protected cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:05 2020 No.17732874 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:14 2020 No.17732882 RIP ECONOMY

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:22 2020 No.17732891

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:24 2020 No.17732895 File: 704 KB, 759x769, 1562033546358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:24 2020 No.17732896 HUGE RED DILDO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:29 2020 No.17732899 LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:30 2020 No.17732900 File: 39 KB, 640x602, 1574924050569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:31 2020 No.17732901 IT KEEPS HAPPENING Wait, are we already at the first killswitch for 15 mins of trading halted?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:38 2020 No.17732902 HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:44 2020 No.17732903 F

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:45 2020 No.17732905 >>17732899 https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:48 2020 No.17732910 BREAKER TRIPPED AT THE FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:49 2020 No.17732909 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT WAS SO FAST

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:53 2020 No.17732914 >VIX ATH for second time in a week wew lad

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:54 2020 No.17732915 THE BEAR RISES

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:57 2020 No.17732918 >this week

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:31:58 2020 No.17732916 IMAGINE NOT SELLING WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE LAST WEEK TO CUT YOUR LOSSES. NOW YOU LOSE EVERYTHING!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:04 2020 No.17732919 I WAS HERE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:05 2020 No.17732920 CIRCUIT BROKEN ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:07 2020 No.17732922 >>17732901 YES

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:11 2020 No.17732925 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO PUMP, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:12 2020 No.17732926 File: 7 KB, 233x216, 1582814436599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we're recovering already, this is the bottom for sure

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:16 2020 No.17732929 Okay I'm only down $500 in the first minute.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:17 2020 No.17732930
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:25 2020 No.17732936 MOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYGYGGGH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:30 2020 No.17732941 File: 26 KB, 499x347, IMG_20191209_235005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SQQQ $30!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:31 2020 No.17732942 >>17732899 https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:33 2020 No.17732943 >>17732901 Somehow things are open but we're below 7% so I don't know what the fuck is going on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:40 2020 No.17732945 File: 925 KB, 4128x3096, 20200312_133030-min.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its happening again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:41 2020 No.17732946 File: 170 KB, 1080x1093, Screenshot_20200312-083143_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732916 JUST

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:50 2020 No.17732949
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So this is the fed power 1 minute of foreplay to this a instant crash, like i said 2 circuit breaks, the will break the rules save the CEO's tomorrow there will be no survivors

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:32:51 2020 No.17732950 CNBC confirmed for tankies

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:33:01 2020 No.17732956 Off to buy ammo guys You should do as well

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:33:02 2020 No.17732957 File: 547 KB, 600x506, 1563654081576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dow support at 22k

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:33:05 2020 No.17732960 Omg what a day, WHAT A DAY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:33:20 2020 No.17732969 So close to 7%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:33:24 2020 No.17732970 >>17732905 They're coping so hard LMAO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:33:27 2020 No.17732972 Up 15% in about 30 seconds. Thank you /biz/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:33:29 2020 No.17732976 >>17732957 Unironically this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:33:30 2020 No.17732977 >>17732943 the circuit breaker is only for S&P

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:33:34 2020 No.17732980 >A guy slaps a gong >I lose $1000 before I have time to draw my next breath What is this world we're living in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:33:41 2020 No.17732981 File: 164 KB, 1280x720, 3222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Fed should let go

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:33:45 2020 No.17732983 >dude just shut it down The boomer cope is failing, they're literally asking for centrally planned economy on CNBC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:33:51 2020 No.17732985 Sorry for the interruptions the ride down will continue in 15 minutes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:34:08 2020 No.17732991 >>17732977 No, the S&P triggers it but it closes the entire NYSE market.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:34:08 2020 No.17732992 File: 147 KB, 959x956, 7992E6C9-B87D-4D38-9BF4-BCAD9E2010AF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SQQQ gang

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:34:12 2020 No.17732994 File: 57 KB, 480x576, uxdawdawdZQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do I need robinhood gold to place put orders on robinhood?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:34:17 2020 No.17732998 breaker hit guise? when is it opening again?

>>	WEEDBREH !6YaY21J9x2 Thu Mar 12 09:34:25 2020 No.17733003 SNSS BRO ARE YOU STILL ALIVE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:34:28 2020 No.17733005 Did snss anon rope?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:34:39 2020 No.17733006 Cached out my sqqq instantly. Thanks for the free money amerifats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:34:55 2020 No.17733013 >>17732983 DO IT FAGGOTS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:34:57 2020 No.17733014 >>17732998 0.1% away from circuit breaker lel

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:34:57 2020 No.17733015
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HOW AND WHERE DO I BUY STOCKS AND OIL AS A EUROPEAN
HOW AND WHERE DO I BUY STOCKS AND OIL AS A EUROPEAN
HOW AND WHERE DO I BUY STOCKS AND OIL AS A EUROPEAN
HOW AND WHERE DO I BUY STOCKS AND OIL AS A EUROPEAN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:01 2020 No.17733018 Fuck I sold SQQQ at 27.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:01 2020 No.17733020 File: 2.55 MB, 4032x3024, 8462A5FA-2A05-4EE6-BBAE-DE9E4D2BBA24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS ALL RED

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:14 2020 No.17733023 File: 17 KB, 480x360, 1583413953409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17733003 >>17733005 >SCAMFAG BTFO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:15 2020 No.17733024 Are they calling for cancelling capitalism for 2 months?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:15 2020 No.17733025 File: 3.79 MB, 1917x1080, this is the end.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the end... beautiful friend

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:18 2020 No.17733026 File: 37 KB, 661x372, DyqSKoaX4AATc2G.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:22 2020 No.17733027 File: 835 KB, 4128x3096, 20200312_133201-min.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this one green stock?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:23 2020 No.17733028 so close to tripping the breaker

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:24 2020 No.17733029 >>17732992 Cash now or HODL?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:28 2020 No.17733031 >>17732916 Imagine falling for the buying the dip meme

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu Mar 12 09:35:28 2020 No.17733032 Guys none of my orders are going through. what the fuck is going on?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:30 2020 No.17733034 GIVE ME A STREAM I WANNA WATCH THE PROFESSIONALS CRY AND LIE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:30 2020 No.17733035 This is Trump's chance to take absolute power and turn the US fascist. He'll let it slip.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:31 2020 No.17733036 WHY DIDNT I BUY SQQQ FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:32 2020 No.17733037 >>17732994 The lagged, my order did go through before the break though.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:40 2020 No.17733043
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>>17732941
TVIX $350. Bought in at $44, sold it, bought in again at $119 and now I’m riding the bear.

Thank you based anon for recommending this fruitful bear fund. Wherever you are I hope you’re seeing the same gains I’m seeing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:43 2020 No.17733044 BOOM THERE IT IS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:50 2020 No.17733046 .1 TILL BREAKER!!!!!!!

>>	WEEDBREH !6YaY21J9x2 Thu Mar 12 09:35:53 2020 No.17733047 >>17733027 its SPXS/SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:56 2020 No.17733048 >>17733027 That would be KYS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:57 2020 No.17733051 1 POINT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:58 2020 No.17733049 File: 117 KB, 296x256, 1518638306774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:58 2020 No.17733050 >>17733027 noose production

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:35:59 2020 No.17733054 File: 1.15 MB, 500x518, 1557106198104.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS IS WHAT WE CALL CAPITULATION

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:00 2020 No.17733055 NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! IM IN CHARGE HERE!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:01 2020 No.17733056 BREAkered

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:03 2020 No.17733057 >>17733015 if you don't have a shit tier bank they should also serve as your broker on request

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:07 2020 No.17733060 >>17733006 BASED me too. just made like 70% of my monthly pay overnight lel

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:09 2020 No.17733061 File: 20 KB, 540x507, 1583956371210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CIRCUIT BREAKER AHAHAHAHJA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:10 2020 No.17733063 >>17733035 this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:13 2020 No.17733066 >>17733027 what's the green one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:31 2020 No.17733077 HALT 9:36 A L T 9 : 3 6

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Thu Mar 12 09:36:33 2020 No.17733081 >>17733023 Still here, still fine, bought more. Don't have much to say today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:34 2020 No.17733080 >>17733015 degiro

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:37 2020 No.17733082 >>17733035 >National SOCIALISM

>>	Credit Spread Officer Thu Mar 12 09:36:38 2020 No.17733083 BREAKER HIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:38 2020 No.17733084 >>17733034 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk7vC-9Qv-8 here you can hear boomers crying : https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:43 2020 No.17733088 >>17733029 Cash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:44 2020 No.17733087 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HIT THE SECOND BREAKER?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:44 2020 No.17733089 File: 12 KB, 280x280, Frozen Ackbar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FROZEN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:47 2020 No.17733090 TUMBLING DOWN >>17733072 TUMBLING DOWN >>17733072 TUMBLING DOWN >>17733072 TUMBLING DOWN >>17733072 TUMBLING DOWN >>17733072

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:59 2020 No.17733098 >>17733037 what? You accidentally reply to the wrong post or something anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:36:59 2020 No.17733100 HALT'D

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:37:00 2020 No.17733103 >>17733015 Etoro

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:37:03 2020 No.17733104 >>17733034 https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/ cnbc coping into oblivion

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:37:05 2020 No.17733105 >>17733035 He had one moment. One opportunity. To seize the means of production.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:37:06 2020 No.17733108 >>17732983 We have a planned economy you fucking idiot. The stock market exists because a legal framework permits it to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:37:07 2020 No.17733107 File: 62 KB, 1122x817, 1583142549844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:37:09 2020 No.17733109 File: 20 KB, 250x250, yall20.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Circuit breaker for your bitch ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:37:09 2020 No.17733112 ROBINHOOD JUST CRASHED AGAIN MOST LIKELY. MY OPTIONS WENT TO 1 CENT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:37:18 2020 No.17733118 File: 323 KB, 1920x1080, 1583758509700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UNBREAKABLE DOW SUPPORT AT 21850 Hahah Bears on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:37:21 2020 No.17733121 File: 49 KB, 550x453, 3e99effdff7c9a30990059e19aa2c426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CAC down 9.2 %

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:37:44 2020 No.17733133 >>17732485 if people just want out of an asset because they are scared they will lower the price. if they are confident the asset will maintain its value they will hold out for a price near the price they bought it at.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:37:47 2020 No.17733135 I like how Robinhood handles breakers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:37:53 2020 No.17733138 File: 723 KB, 360x288, 1395125906369.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FIRST SWITCH HAPPENING RIGHT NOW TRADING SUSPENDED 15 MINUTES

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:38:05 2020 No.17733146 File: 482 KB, 1000x1926, poppy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >been memeing a global happening for years >mfw its finally here

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:38:09 2020 No.17733151 >>17733112 Yeeeep

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:38:12 2020 No.17733155 File: 90 KB, 1024x1024, everything_will_be_fire!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17733109 Fucking CNBC stream just went dead! :D

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:38:44 2020 No.17733187 WHAT TRHE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY CALLS AND PUTS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:38:53 2020 No.17733195 STREAM CNBC IS DOWN.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:39:15 2020 No.17733210 File: 13 KB, 225x225, and_tomorrow_belongs_to_me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17733146 You have no idea how much I've been waiting for this. ;)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:39:15 2020 No.17733213 File: 378 KB, 717x896, 2hu breastpussy2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will we see the -13% switch today frens?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:39:16 2020 No.17733215 >>17733155 >>17733195 https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:39:24 2020 No.17733223 if they can just halt trading, why dont they just halt everything until the virus is over?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:39:40 2020 No.17733233 dow was at this level in december? sooooooo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:39:46 2020 No.17733241 >>17733103 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:39:53 2020 No.17733252 ROBINHOOD DOWN AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:40:02 2020 No.17733255 >>17733213 i hope so

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:40:11 2020 No.17733262 File: 90 KB, 686x526, 1583987310661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17733146 based bear gang unite

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:40:12 2020 No.17733263 >>17733195 Nah man I'm watching it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:40:41 2020 No.17733281 File: 28 KB, 911x693, thümbsüp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17733215

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:41:08 2020 No.17733301 >>17733027 >>17733066 Rope and chair stock

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:41:17 2020 No.17733314 File: 953 KB, 245x200, 7a5272baf48a4280e8a6dc9f2a326e3c.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:41:38 2020 No.17733332 >>17733081 Bro you're literally delusional if you think SNSS is going to ever recover and hit 1 again with the world economy crashing and burning. Cut your fucking losses before it's too late

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:41:45 2020 No.17733335 >>17733027 Probably a retailer

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:42:21 2020 No.17733358 File: 58 KB, 831x1024, 1582484369941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LET'S JUST CLOSE THE MARKETS DOWN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:42:24 2020 No.17733361 >>17733027 Inverse ETF

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:42:26 2020 No.17733362 >>17733223 >Halt for 18 months

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:42:26 2020 No.17733364 >>17733223 because that would be socialism/communism

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:42:28 2020 No.17733366 >>17733223 because if they halt trading now after downplaying it as "just the flu bro" it would throw everyone into a mass panic

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:42:29 2020 No.17733368 >>17733233 Dec of 2018, bro. 15 months ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:42:50 2020 No.17733390 File: 332 KB, 720x1560, Screenshot_20200312-094138_Messages.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17732696 > He doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:43:07 2020 No.17733404 >>17733081 Don't buy the dream of a vaccine, buy medical suppliers

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:43:43 2020 No.17733434 >>17733368 fuck u right

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:43:49 2020 No.17733441 File: 159 KB, 1552x574, Market wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mommasan

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:44:03 2020 No.17733454 >>17733390 yeah and lockheed is down too. buying it totally fucked me. war doesnt matter its total collapse time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:44:12 2020 No.17733466 >NO DEMOCRAT >NO REPUBLICAN >JUST LEADERSHIP! Is Cramer high? Dolan has spent weeks portraying this crisis as a Democrat Deep-State Hoax to discredit him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:44:13 2020 No.17733468 WTF THE SELL BUTTON DOES NOTHING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:44:33 2020 No.17733482 So, uh, is this the bottom? Or do we keep going to breakers 2 and 3?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:45:30 2020 No.17733520 >>17733482 Maybe not all in one day. But likely 5-7% drops daily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:45:33 2020 No.17733526 >>17733482 Crypto keeps dumping and CNBC can't stop coping, we will get at least to breaker 2

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:45:45 2020 No.17733531 im thinking of selling everything i have . i know im fucking late to the party . these funds im holding takes a couple of days to sell aswell... i was waitng for recoil but never coom....god kill me now..

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:45:59 2020 No.17733537 >>17733468 I think they hit the circuit breaker

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:46:27 2020 No.17733550 we are hitting breaker 2, as soon as trading is live and i'm doing more puts

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:46:33 2020 No.17733554 File: 26 KB, 926x809, Bobo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >we hit breakers in 5 fucking minutes from open

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:47:42 2020 No.17733603 Yeah, Stacey has this whole thing under complete control.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:47:48 2020 No.17733606

>>17733434
But the first time the Dow was at these levels was Sept. of 2017. 2.5 years essentially erased - and that's before you take in account inflation and the insane QE printing presses. So arguably we've erased 3+ years of honk honk.
I say good riddance. Make people more humble again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:48:44 2020 No.17733645 File: 482 KB, 464x409, When they actually try to cut a baby in two.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17733550 are we going to get a triple?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:48:47 2020 No.17733648 >>17733550 I want to see that 2nd breaker as much as the next anon, but 1st breaker usually works, I fear we may hover around that 7% for today

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:48:51 2020 No.17733652 when is trading live again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:48:56 2020 No.17733657 >>17733482 I think we hit #2 a bit after noon, they are seriously saying they think it will rise once it resumes, why are bulls so fucking delsuional?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:49:01 2020 No.17733661 So, are we gonna hit breaker #2?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:49:30 2020 No.17733688 File: 40 KB, 700x350, based.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You should buy KO right now. It's insanely cheap and TOMORROW IS EXDIV DATE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:49:42 2020 No.17733698 Oil down almost 8%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:50:05 2020 No.17733720 >>17733661 if you wish hard enough, it might come true!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:50:23 2020 No.17733738 its the culling before the bull run have fate bros

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:50:25 2020 No.17733741 >>17733657 B-b-b-buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:50:33 2020 No.17733745 >>17733603 kek, watching too

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:50:34 2020 No.17733750

Yes Dems, forget that Dolan and his administration and the Faux News were directly blaming you for Coronachan and the stock market.
Now you must band together to save Dolan's Presidency.
Will someone slap Cramer's dumb ass?
Kudlow STILL blames the Dems for the 2008 melt-down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:50:51 2020 No.17733758 WE'RE MOVING AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:51:11 2020 No.17733771 everyone give your meme energy to bring about the second breaker

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:51:19 2020 No.17733777 >>17733688 where do Warren buffet and elites like him put their money when things are like this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:51:39 2020 No.17733799 Does having shit in the stock market make you literally retarded why would people think this was just gonna blow over

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:52:10 2020 No.17733823 File: 418 KB, 200x200, 1577527910337.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17733777 t-notes/bonds/real estate

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:52:15 2020 No.17733825 >>17733777 Buffet happened to sell like 100 biliion USD in stocks a month or two ago and was sitting on the cash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:53:28 2020 No.17733904 File: 160 KB, 1440x3120, Screenshot_20200312-065256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :D

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:53:37 2020 No.17733912 File: 168 KB, 720x1560, Screenshot_20200312-095258_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > Don't stop believing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:53:44 2020 No.17733920 File: 196 KB, 975x695, sweet-bull-and-hella-bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JESUS IT JUST KEEPS DUMPING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:53:50 2020 No.17733926 -8% boys

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:53:56 2020 No.17733934 File: 841 KB, 858x982, Bullcuck dabbed on.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bought AMD at 42 Well see you guys in a year when I break even.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:54:10 2020 No.17733951 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:54:11 2020 No.17733954 Watching this, start humming: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZarmRLa2p9Q

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:54:37 2020 No.17733980 >>17733912 what the fuck did you invest in??

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:55:04 2020 No.17734005 >>17733980 probably puts

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:55:25 2020 No.17734023 >>17733823 >real estate credit crunch incoming

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:55:38 2020 No.17734031 >>17733980 Probably Nx leveraged SQQQ like a smart boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:55:40 2020 No.17734034 >>17734005 fuck what are the best puts to do right now besides GME?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:56:04 2020 No.17734049 the fuck happened to sava i left for one month

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:56:30 2020 No.17734073 Yes Cramer, all Nancy has to do is suck Dolan's orange cock and accept responsibility for everything that has gone wrong. Then the gov't can all operate together in complete allegiance to Orange Grifter's whims in the matter. Don't Hold Your Breath.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:56:36 2020 No.17734080 >LMT taking a beating. But holding. Divies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:56:39 2020 No.17734085 is SNSS anon kill?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:57:25 2020 No.17734123 >>17734080 I SOLD AT THE BOTTOM AAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:57:41 2020 No.17734139 Jerome in the house, the pump is in the party is over bear chads

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Thu Mar 12 09:57:43 2020 No.17734140 >>17734085 Nope, still here.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:57:51 2020 No.17734145
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I just bought MSFT, KO and SPY super cheap.

Just imagine being retarded enough to not buy as much stocks as you can right now when everything is a major discount and will come back to all-time highs in a few months because you're worried that the fact that a chink who ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniff-sniffs and the fact that aged dinosaur juice is now suddenly cheaper will somehow cause a global calamity that will harm the world's production and throw us into a longlasting recession.

Just IMAGINE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:57:56 2020 No.17734147 >>17732073 I'm this anon, put on everything, added NFLX at bell >>17734005 >>17733980

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 10:01:54 2020 No.17734332 MOMMMMMYYYYYYYY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 10:03:15 2020 No.17734398 >currently have 150 invested >have 4800 saved in my general savings Should I bite the bullet and invest 1k so I can buy a bunch of stocks that have fallen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 10:04:25 2020 No.17734442 bought SPY long at 249

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 10:04:55 2020 No.17734470 bought 800 sqqq shares during the circuit breaker. i really, really don't hope we trip all 3 circuit breakers today, like this feels so fucked up to watch. but i think that is very likely to happen today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 10:04:59 2020 No.17734473 File: 156 KB, 900x1200, 1567154102480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17734398 wait till we actually hit bottom before buying anything to hold. There's no sign this will end anytime soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 10:05:05 2020 No.17734475 >>17734398 Wait for chapter 11s

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 10:05:11 2020 No.17734481 how do I short real estate? I've been using fngd to short tech with massive returns. Thanks reddit for pumping tesla. Now I want to short real estate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 10:06:15 2020 No.17734533 >>17734473 >>17734475 Another question, should I invest like 500 dollars to buy some puts like this anon >>17732073 did?

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