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>> No.17731973

>>17731950
First

>> No.17731976
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>> No.17731988

First the markets close, then your banks.

>> No.17731997

>>17731950
23 minutes until start of worst day in history

>> No.17732001
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>> No.17732005

CNBC is asking for a bailout already.

>> No.17732007
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FUCKING

BIBLICAL

>> No.17732013

Imagine being a boomer with a 401k lmao

>> No.17732014

>>17731950
we will close green

>> No.17732018

>the instant i buy puts the market rebounds forever
might take one for the team lads

>> No.17732024
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Cheapies incoming.

>> No.17732028
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*AHEM*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17732029

Cramer is nearly in tears. Is anyone watching this?

>> No.17732032

GUSH is gonna be almost free soon

>> No.17732033

Gilberg is spergin hard on CNBC about daddy having to come in and save the economy.

>> No.17732035
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17732041

>there are people on this very board who didn't pull out in time

>> No.17732048
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>>17731950
GET READY FOR 21k WITH FED PUMP TODAY

MUHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17732051

this is so fucking comfy

>> No.17732052

>>17732018
Don't worry. I bought some inverse sp500 just now with 2x leverage. I'm just gambling at this point kek but this shit is far from over.

>> No.17732053
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DOW S&P AND NASDAQ FUTURES NOT MOVING.

>> No.17732056

Where is WEEDBRAH?

>> No.17732062

>>17732029
They. Know. Nothing

>> No.17732067

>>17732029
his voice is literally cracking on live TV, the absolute state of this market, it's worse than anyone knows

>> No.17732068
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no brakes

>> No.17732071
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There was a 22 minute queue in the bank today, the guy in front of me withdrew £2,600 cash and I saw someone else carrying what looked like several thousand pounds in cash

>> No.17732072

https://streamable.com/828aa

Mike Novogratz saying Bitcoin is now "Get me out"

>> No.17732073
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17732073

> Mfw the only green person in SMG based on how many others are posting their positions.
Son, I am disappoint.

>> No.17732074

>>17732029
It's hilarious. He's at the brink right now

>> No.17732084
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17732084

KEK THIS WAS THE BIGGEST SELL SIGNAL EVER

Similar to Katy Perry shilling crypto in December 2017

>> No.17732093

>>17732041
Yes. I learned from it. This board is actually completely useless for information or ideas, next time its reddit. They are better

>> No.17732094
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>>17730722
>>17730794
>>17731099
>>17731269
Final tally is in for this morning

$272.8 billion in liquidity demanded

Only $198.1 billion actually accepted

>> No.17732099

>he fell for the permabull meme

>> No.17732101

>>17732029
Trying to relieve that 2007 quote.

>> No.17732103
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>>17732029
HES FUCKING LOSING IT

>> No.17732105

>>17732062

MY GOOD FRIENDS AT GOLDMAN SACHS ARE HURTING REAL BAD

WHY WON'T THE FED THINK OF GOLDMAN SACHS!?!!!

>> No.17732107
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17732107

Markets open in 15 mins?

>> No.17732111
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A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you

>> No.17732114
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>>17732051
>this is so fucking comfy
Bobo is chill, he gonna take a nice bath in bull blood later.

>> No.17732116
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17732116

Yo!

>> No.17732118

>>17732071
withdrew my shit a couple of days ago

>> No.17732121

>circuit breaker after 1 minute
>15 minute break
>circuit breaker for 13% drop after 10 minutes
>15 minute break
>drop 20% after half an hour
>it begins

>> No.17732123

RIP AMDbros. It was nice knowing you.

>> No.17732130

Anyone got a link to a stream for US CNBC, I've only got euro on TV

>> No.17732133
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Hello AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA department?

>> No.17732137

>>17732073
>the only green person
>still uses RH
won't matter much when they go belly up and take all your cash

>> No.17732138
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17732138

>hitting double digits before any american park closures

Press S to spit

>> No.17732140
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>>17731997
We might break 21k today

>> No.17732143

>>17732029
giv link pls

>> No.17732151

> Mnuchin not happy with Pelosi's proposed stimulus bill
oh no

>> No.17732152
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>>17732093
>next time its reddit.

>> No.17732153
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THIS OPENING IS GOING TO BE AWFUL

>> No.17732157

have us market open times changed?

>> No.17732159

>>17732094
That's bad right?

>> No.17732162
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>>17731976
Bless this nothingboomer

>> No.17732172

>>17732093

Wrong. /smg/ is an excellent gauge of sentiment. Look back at the archives from 1 month ago and everyone was rejoicing about the never ending Trump rally.

>> No.17732173
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>it's only the sniffles guys

>> No.17732174

>>17732143
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html

>> No.17732185

>>17732029
I laughed when he started screaming at Trump to do something 2 days ago, clearly Cramer is just enjoying bull markets while panicking like a child during bear markets. But then again... he's a fucking button clicker for Boomer's TV, if he knew how to be successful through the stock market he wouldn't be on Boomer's TV

>> No.17732187

>>17732029
Give me a link

>> No.17732188

>SOXL heading to double digits

Shit I may actually go balls deep when I think it hits bottom.

>> No.17732190

>>17732041
>tfw sold on the first monday it dropped and thought I was a little late
Can't imagine what it feels like to be holding those bags right now...

>> No.17732191

>>17732093
>Implying WSB isn't just /biz/
>Implying KiA/KiA2 aren't just /v/ and /pol/
>Implying SC isn't just /asp/
>Implying gaybrosgonewild isn't just /fit/
Know your colonies son reddit is just publichan half the time.

>> No.17732193

who /spxu overnight/ here?

>> No.17732200
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17732200

What’s the most comfy way to witness this?

Livestream or trading platform?

>> No.17732201

That “oh fuck” wasn’t because of his pen leaking. It was because he knows what the Dow will look like today
https://youtu.be/ZQUYKER365U

>> No.17732204

>>17732152
You're just mad because that anon is right and it hurts deep inside.

>> No.17732206
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Awwwww yeeeeeah, who here is ready for nothing but green today, baby?

>> No.17732215
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I'm gonna throw up I have all my savings in stocks and crypto I'm losing thousands

>> No.17732218

>>17732137
> Implying these aren't my last positions before my transfer to TD clears
The fucking cope though, how much ya down bud? Claims with no pics will be laughed at.

>> No.17732220

dow will be 18k end of day

this will be worst day in history

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>>17732093
lol k go back then. bye

>> No.17732224

Deflationary pressures in a debt ridden economy?
What does that mean?

>> No.17732225

We are going to be so fucking rich. Get your cash in hand and be ready to pick up the pieces my friends

>> No.17732230
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>>17732200
For me? I'm fully naked in my masturbatory suit

>> No.17732234

going all in on ford puts at open

>> No.17732235

Pretty sure im gonna sell as soon as burger opens with dump, shit is gonna crash and then recover through fed pumps, as any other previous day..

>> No.17732238

>>17732157
9:30 as always.

>> No.17732239

Why do they think small business loans are going to do shit is that just another Jew welfare program scam posing as help for the little man

>> No.17732243

>>17732159
Banks don't have enough liquidity for depositors. This is economically brutal for them.

>> No.17732244
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Oil will break $30 soon

>> No.17732251
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Someone fucking tell me if HODLing AMD is bad idea or not.

>> No.17732252
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>>17732204
>You're just mad because that anon is right and it hurts deep inside.

>> No.17732255

lol ecb didnt cut rates.. whats the next possible event that could trigger a tournaround? I'm expecting further fed cuts on 17./18.

>> No.17732256

>>17732201
>white stuff
What did he mean by this

>> No.17732261
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JEROME POWELL IS CHARGING UP HIS SPIRIT BOMB
TODAY YOU WILL SEE THE LONGEST, THICKEST, MOST THROBBING GREEN CANDLE DILDO OF YOUR LIFE
WHEN THE MUSHROOM TIP FORMS, SHORT IT.

>> No.17732271

>Only 1400 local time and Spain already had ~800 new cases
They're gonna be the next Italy

>> No.17732272

Okay guys, it was funny at first, but now I'm actually starting to get a little nervous

>> No.17732273
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/fit/ reporting in
What is all this?
Why are you all upset, don't you know you can just lift heavy objects and put them back down again?

>> No.17732284

>>17732255
Nothing. They gave up. They played all their cards, FED and ECB have no more bullets left.

>> No.17732285

>>17732261
It would be so fucking stupid to do that now

>> No.17732288

>>17732271
Didn't they start to quarantine Madrid today?

>> No.17732293
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>>17732200
freshly brewed raspberry tea with an orange slice in it, a blanket and the salt mines

>> No.17732292
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Just got this from Expedia

>> No.17732294

>>17732272
>tfw you didn't bobo enough

>> No.17732296

>>17732162
Bill Mitchell is literally everything wrong with the boomers in one image. Having a virus sweep across the world just shattering their hubris would be pure kino

>> No.17732306

>>17732272

This could be it

>> No.17732309
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Is now a good time to buy some gold?

>> No.17732312

Why does the news never talk about how scary the repo market is?

>> No.17732316

>>17732137
>>17732073
> I earned what they said I wouldn't
> Got it the way they said I couldn't
> but now I'm getting it and their whole grill is twisted?
If you got a call option then get out now cus there's some real trouble comin' round.

>> No.17732322

>>17732094
What website is that?

>> No.17732329

>>17732093
it's not just here. So many people were a mixture of naive, optimistic, and optimistic. They thought the bull run would never end.

>> No.17732333

> Cramer: EVERY MAN AND WOMAN FOR THEMSELVES
RUN

>> No.17732338

>>17732273
And touch shit other Chinkrona infected people have touched? No deal

>> No.17732339
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WAKEY WAKEY

>> No.17732348
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jokes over guys

>> No.17732358

>>17732292
can't wait for those cheapy vacations in 3-4 months

>> No.17732367

>>17732333
>we can bankrupt the airplane industry in 60 days
>you want that?

>> No.17732372

>>17732333

Link?

>> No.17732386
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B I B L I C A L
I
B
L
I
C
A
L

>> No.17732387

>>17732348
No you wanted the happening, now you'll get it

>> No.17732389

>>17732309
Now or never faggot. Hope you have some cash left from justening of stocks. Glad I bought almost exactly a year ago just for a meme value.

>> No.17732390

>>17732215
at this point just wait until things return to normal. You missed the window to exit. If you leave now you'll only fuck yourself over.

>> No.17732393

>>17732256
White Out to cover stain I presume

>> No.17732400
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>>17732255
I've said it before and I'll say it again: The fed could cut the rates to 0% or even go negative. What the fuck do you think that's gonna do? It ain't gonna develop a vaccine any faster or get people out of their homes and back to spending. It won't restore supply lines or uncancel massive events. Jerome has no tricks to play because cutting rates and artificially pumping won't solve the underlying problem we're in

>> No.17732401

>>17732288
They shutdown schools and banned closed-door events of more than 1000 people but that's it I think

>> No.17732403

>>17732372
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html

>> No.17732404

If dubs I hold.

>> No.17732414

>>17732358
>boomers banned from boats
>cruises cost pennies on the dollar
Spring break 2 middle-aged boogaloo

>> No.17732415

>>17732372
See >>17732174

>> No.17732420
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17732420

I don't even own anything nor do I have money to invest, but god dammit it's comfy watching this meltdown.
The only reason I even come to /biz/ is for this stuff.

>> No.17732426

What are the chances that land goes for sale once the bubble pops?

I've been putting some cash together for 30 or so acres, can we expect prices to go down?

>> No.17732427

>>17732338
>Leaving the house
Whoa whoa whoa
>Not using your earnings to make a home gym
Ngmi

>> No.17732431
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>>17732309
>Is now a good time to buy some gold?
Haha, would rather buy food, medical supplies and weapons!

THIS IS THE BIG ONE!!!!

>> No.17732432

>corona-virus dies in the heat
>800 new cases in Spain

>> No.17732433

now the bonds are starting to fall. people are starting to fully cash out. nothing is safe anymore.

>> No.17732434

Wish I hadn't held my bags today. Thought they were good enough to hold up, but they ate up all my gains from shorting the market.

>> No.17732438

>>17732401
That's basically nothing considering that Madrid is near Lombardy tier

>> No.17732443
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>>17732339
>mfw da burrs wins da superb owl
saludos from /sp/, it was a wild ride, bros

>> No.17732447

>>17732056
Probably coomed himself to death

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>> No.17732458
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What do I do with $100k cash?

>> No.17732463

>>17732339
Life's at stakey

>> No.17732466

>>17732322
https://apps.newyorkfed.org/markets/autorates/temp

>> No.17732470
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GET READY FOR WORLD WIDE BANK RUNS!!

>> No.17732481

>>17732458
physically sit on it. dont put it in any institution.

>> No.17732485
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17732485

Can someone explain to someone with PhD in retard why a stock would go down despite a green volume?

>> No.17732488

>>17732458
Money market funds

>> No.17732491

>>17732400
It's making things worse if anything.

>> No.17732494
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>>17732432
The "virus dies when its hot" is a meme

>> No.17732496

>>17732458
Buy food, ammo, and gold

>> No.17732503

>>17732200
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Listen for the screams

>> No.17732509

>>17732458
Mattress.

>> No.17732510

>>17732481
>sitting on cash when US is about to enter Zimbabwe-tier hyperinflation
Oh no no no. Asking to be JUSTed.

>> No.17732512

>>17732458
Buy a 40k innawoods home 2 months ago and a shipping container filled with beans and toilet paper camouflaged out back. You're dead now.

>> No.17732523

>>17732458
You wait a bit and enjoy not losing money.
Then in a few weeks you buy back solid stocks who were hit hard

>> No.17732525

>>17732481
If it gets so bad the FDIC fails, everyone is fucked.

>> No.17732526

>>17732251
It's a good idea to buy at open to sell the rebound today.
Long-term it's a fairly safe hold, but it might go down another ~30% in the next months if the fear continues(and it will continue).

>> No.17732528

>>17732458
pee on it haha

>> No.17732532

>>17732494
25 degrees is below freezing dumb ass

>> No.17732534

>>17732244
Good, I want to grab Exxon and Shell

>> No.17732538
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17732538

I want to go back

>> No.17732540
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17732540

Who knew that global economic collapse could be so /comfy/

>> No.17732547

>>17732532
>Amerifat education

>> No.17732549
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17732549

Could it theoretically go below 20k today?

>> No.17732551

>>17732470
Bank can't lock away my money if it's all in failing stonks.

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>>17732458
Inverse ETFs with $10k. Can't really lose.

>> No.17732557

Madrid probably going on lockdown soon, Paris is next.

>> No.17732563

I really wouldn't mind a mass collapse. The fed shouldn't step in again.

>> No.17732565

>>17732540
You're only allowed to be comfy if you're short

>> No.17732566

WHY IS RAYTHEON DOWN 13% I THOUGHT PEOPLE BUY WEAPONS IN A DOOMSDAY SCENARIO

>> No.17732568

>>17732494
25 degrees is below freezing idiot. Lol imagine not knowing how to tell temperature

>> No.17732571

>>17732400
This, and if they had approached it that way from day 1 and focused on y'know the fucking virus, they'd still have those tools left when things do finally calm down to get us back to bull. Now? They've blown their load several times over. Everything they've proposed is entirely priced in.

>> No.17732575

>>17732525
so buy your food guns and whatever else you can now. better to be safe than sorry. modern society hasn't dealt with something like this. this is the zoomers 9/11.

>> No.17732588

Incoming breakers world record attempt. Today's gonna be a good speedrun.

>> No.17732589
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>>17732532
>big C next to the numbers

>> No.17732592

Bets on how long into trading the circuit breaker will trigger today?

First 15 minutes is my bet, no later

>> No.17732594

>>17732549
In theory, it can go as low as ~18.8k before it get's shut down.

>> No.17732597

> Cramer: It's a 9/11 type situation

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>>17732528

>> No.17732608

>>17732565
Cash gang count? Sold right at the peak.

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17732611

>>17732458
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

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17732620

>>17732526
I can't daytrade, $10 fees rape my ass.

>> No.17732622
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17732622

Cramer is on the verge of tears this morning

>> No.17732624

>>17732592
First 2

>> No.17732627

>>17732597
lmao 9/11 was child's play compared to this

>> No.17732631

2549 FIRST CIRCUIT BREAKER LEVEL

>> No.17732637

>>17732566
Corona slid Iran killing US soldiers out of the news.
>>17732592
2 mins like monday

>> No.17732642

>>17732532

Tell me anon, how low is your IQ?

>> No.17732643

>>17732588
>inb4 it glitches past the breakers going for the world record

>> No.17732648

kramer is about to fucking lose it
his voice is actually cracking

>> No.17732656

>>17732458
I'm in the same position as you. Either I just sit on it or buy SQQQ if there is a fake recovery next week.

>> No.17732658

>NBA suspends season indefinitely after Utah Jazz player tests positive for coronavirus
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/12/coronavirus-nba-suspends-season-after-player-tests-positive.html
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17732662

>>17732592
It will trigger the first one at 7%, then randomly swing back up and at around 8%-

>> No.17732665

We are going to fix this with science now? After we missed every target causing this mess?

>> No.17732666
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17732666

Who here TVIX

>> No.17732668

CIRCUIT BREAKERS 5 MINUTES IN CALLING IT NOW

>> No.17732669

>>17732648
Link to it I wanna laugh

>> No.17732677
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17732677

I LIVE IN URBAN BONGISTAN I HAVE NO GUNS ALL THE SHOPS ARE EMPTY THE LOCAL PAKI GANG IS GOING TO TEAR ME TO PIECES OH GOD OH FUCK I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17732683

>Circuit breakers are so rare the CNBC anchors don't even know how they work

>> No.17732687

>>17732627
This. What happened thanks to 9/11? America spending billions of dollars on a useless war?
This is gonna be worse than the spanish flu and WW1 combined.

>> No.17732693

>hitting 2017 numbers
OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.17732696

>>17732566
Raytheon is for conflict, not Cletus goin' down to wallmart buying weapons. They typically sign defense contracts w/ the government for weapons, research ect. Government isn't spending anything on private defense contracts in this economy.

>> No.17732698

>>17732669
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>> No.17732703

>>17732677
At least you can buy plastic sporks right HAHA

>> No.17732710

SPY -7%

>> No.17732716

>>17732687
I wouldn't go that far yet.

>> No.17732719

47 INFECTED IN ROMANIA
IT WAS 13 A FEW DAYS AGO

>> No.17732721
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17732721

AHHHHHHHHHH, I'M SUPPOSED TO WRITE MY THESIS BUT THIS SHIT'S TOO EXCITING

>> No.17732724
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17732724

I fucking love happenings. 5 minutes is going to be the best moment since I started following the stock market in 2004

>> No.17732725

>>17732687
Ironically Spanish Flu stopped WW1

>> No.17732729

>>17732608
Well yeah, why are you suppose to be comfy when you're just sitting on cash? Do you even realize you can make as much money going down as you can going up?

>> No.17732744

>>17732724
good god.......

>> No.17732745
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17732745

>>17732677
>tfw currently sitting on enough ammo and guns to supply a local militia if I wanted to
I honestly feel bad for you guys, I thought you were allowed to own cheap shotguns and shit in bongland?

>> No.17732747

>>17732401
So did Ireland

>> No.17732756
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17732756

>>17732693
3 years of growth. 3 years of careful trading, accumulation, portfolio balancing, reading company onesheets and earnings reports.

Gone

>> No.17732767

Spy is suggesting circuit breaker will be hit within 1 minute.

2020 best year

>> No.17732768
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17732768

Rate my pending orders. Quick we have 2 minutes.

>> No.17732770

>>17732710
Some anon yesterday said that if it gets lower than 275 all hell breaks loose. It's already under 260. How far will we go?

>> No.17732771

T - 90 seconds to THE END OF THE WORLD

>> No.17732772

>>17732710
-17%

>> No.17732773

HERE IT COMES

>> No.17732776

>>17732725
Ironically Wuhan Flu started WW3

>> No.17732787

>>17732724
>hostess wearing red to enhance the experience
based

>> No.17732790

>>17732729
I have burned myself too many times on puts. If the market started going down when I thought it would I would have lost money for blowing my load too early.

>> No.17732795

WHEN THIS ALL BLOWS OVER IN 6 MONTHS TO A YEAR... WHAT SHOULD I BUY!?!?

>> No.17732796
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17732796

BUCKLE UP NIG NOGS IT FINNA BOUTTA HABBEN

>> No.17732799

It’s been real guys.

>> No.17732806

THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT

>> No.17732817
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17732817

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17732819

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17732825

SPXU OR WAIT FOR THE BOTTOM

>> No.17732827
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17732827

*poof* there goes your 401k

>> No.17732828

>>17732721
Luckily phds aren't going to be worth much in the coming apocalypse

>> No.17732829

>>17732776
Iranian nuclear program will be ready by summer or fall. Hostilities are going to resume.

>> No.17732830

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17732831

THEAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py_MdrpI5vQ

>> No.17732833
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17732833

I'm ready

>> No.17732836

LMAO INSTANT CRASH

>> No.17732837

HOLY SHIT

>> No.17732839

>>17732400
yeah you are right, rate cuts wont do anything really to help the situation, but the markets need a turnaround signal. You cant do shit about the virus other than slow it down an wait.

>> No.17732841

PRESS S TO SPIT

S

>> No.17732846

IT'S TIME

>> No.17732847

21K AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17732848
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17732848

>> No.17732852
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17732852

FUCK

>> No.17732853

Jesus did the Dow really just open at -7.4%

>> No.17732854

Its over

>> No.17732856

>>17732795
wheelbarrows, shovels, buckets are going to explode as we rebuild ourselves out of the stone age

>> No.17732857
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17732857

A RED LIGHT TO ENGULF THE WORLD

>> No.17732858
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17732858

>> No.17732864

BELOW 22K ALREADY

>> No.17732865

INSTANT HALT LMAO

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.17732867

God help us all.

>> No.17732869
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17732869

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOMERS ARE KILL!!!

>> No.17732870
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17732870

FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS!

>> No.17732874

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.17732882

RIP ECONOMY

>> No.17732891

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17732895
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17732895

>> No.17732896

HUGE RED DILDO

>> No.17732899

LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?LIVESTREAM?

>> No.17732900
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17732900

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17732901

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Wait, are we already at the first killswitch for 15 mins of trading halted?

>> No.17732902

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>> No.17732903

F

>> No.17732905

>>17732899
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>> No.17732910

BREAKER TRIPPED AT THE FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17732909

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THAT WAS SO FAST

>> No.17732914

>VIX ATH for second time in a week
wew lad

>> No.17732915

THE BEAR RISES

>> No.17732918

>this week

>> No.17732916

IMAGINE NOT SELLING WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE LAST WEEK TO CUT YOUR LOSSES. NOW YOU LOSE EVERYTHING!

>> No.17732919

I WAS HERE

>> No.17732920

CIRCUIT BROKEN ALREADY

>> No.17732922

>>17732901
YES

>> No.17732925

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO PUMP, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

>> No.17732926
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17732926

we're recovering already, this is the bottom for sure

>> No.17732929

Okay I'm only down $500 in the first minute.

>> No.17732930
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17732930

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17732936

MOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYGYGGGH

>> No.17732941
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17732941

SQQQ $30!

>> No.17732942

>>17732899
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html

>> No.17732943

>>17732901
Somehow things are open but we're below 7% so I don't know what the fuck is going on.

>> No.17732945
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17732945

Its happening again

>> No.17732946
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17732946

>>17732916
JUST

>> No.17732949
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17732949

So this is the fed power 1 minute of foreplay to this a instant crash, like i said 2 circuit breaks, the will break the rules save the CEO's tomorrow there will be no survivors

>> No.17732950

CNBC confirmed for tankies

>> No.17732956

Off to buy ammo guys

You should do as well

>> No.17732957
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17732957

dow support at 22k

>> No.17732960

Omg what a day, WHAT A DAY

>> No.17732969

So close to 7%

>> No.17732970

>>17732905
They're coping so hard LMAO

>> No.17732972

Up 15% in about 30 seconds.

Thank you /biz/

>> No.17732976

>>17732957
Unironically this

>> No.17732977

>>17732943
the circuit breaker is only for S&P

>> No.17732980

>A guy slaps a gong
>I lose $1000 before I have time to draw my next breath

What is this world we're living in

>> No.17732981
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17732981

The Fed should let go

>> No.17732983

>dude just shut it down
The boomer cope is failing, they're literally asking for centrally planned economy on CNBC.

>> No.17732985

Sorry for the interruptions the ride down will continue in 15 minutes

>> No.17732991

>>17732977
No, the S&P triggers it but it closes the entire NYSE market.

>> No.17732992
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17732992

SQQQ gang

>> No.17732994
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17732994

do I need robinhood gold to place put orders on robinhood?

>> No.17732998

breaker hit guise?
when is it opening again?

>> No.17733003

SNSS BRO ARE YOU STILL ALIVE

>> No.17733005

Did snss anon rope?

>> No.17733006

Cached out my sqqq instantly. Thanks for the free money amerifats.

>> No.17733013

>>17732983
DO IT FAGGOTS

>> No.17733014

>>17732998
0.1% away from circuit breaker lel

>> No.17733015
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17733015

HOW AND WHERE DO I BUY STOCKS AND OIL AS A EUROPEAN
HOW AND WHERE DO I BUY STOCKS AND OIL AS A EUROPEAN
HOW AND WHERE DO I BUY STOCKS AND OIL AS A EUROPEAN
HOW AND WHERE DO I BUY STOCKS AND OIL AS A EUROPEAN

>> No.17733018

Fuck I sold SQQQ at 27.

>> No.17733020
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17733020

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS ALL RED

>> No.17733023
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17733023

>>17733003
>>17733005

>SCAMFAG BTFO

>> No.17733024

Are they calling for cancelling capitalism for 2 months?

>> No.17733025
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17733025

This is the end... beautiful friend

>> No.17733026
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17733026

AHHHH

>> No.17733027
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17733027

What is this one green stock?

>> No.17733028

so close to tripping the breaker

>> No.17733029

>>17732992
Cash now or HODL?

>> No.17733031

>>17732916
Imagine falling for the buying the dip meme

>> No.17733032

Guys none of my orders are going through. what the fuck is going on?

>> No.17733034

GIVE ME A STREAM I WANNA WATCH THE PROFESSIONALS CRY AND LIE

>> No.17733035

This is Trump's chance to take absolute power and turn the US fascist. He'll let it slip.

>> No.17733036

WHY DIDNT I BUY SQQQ FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.17733037

>>17732994
The lagged, my order did go through before the break though.

>> No.17733043
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17733043

>>17732941
TVIX $350. Bought in at $44, sold it, bought in again at $119 and now I’m riding the bear.

Thank you based anon for recommending this fruitful bear fund. Wherever you are I hope you’re seeing the same gains I’m seeing.

>> No.17733044

BOOM THERE IT IS

>> No.17733046

.1 TILL BREAKER!!!!!!!

>> No.17733047

>>17733027
its SPXS/SQQQ

>> No.17733048

>>17733027
That would be KYS.

>> No.17733051

1 POINT

>> No.17733049
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17733049

>> No.17733050

>>17733027
noose production

>> No.17733054
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17733054

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL CAPITULATION

>> No.17733055

NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!

IM IN CHARGE HERE!

>> No.17733056

BREAkered

>> No.17733057

>>17733015
if you don't have a shit tier bank they should also serve as your broker on request

>> No.17733060

>>17733006
BASED me too. just made like 70% of my monthly pay overnight lel

>> No.17733061
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17733061

CIRCUIT BREAKER AHAHAHAHJA

>> No.17733063

>>17733035
this

>> No.17733066

>>17733027
what's the green one?

>> No.17733077

HALT 9:36
A
L
T

9
:
3
6

>> No.17733081

>>17733023
Still here, still fine, bought more. Don't have much to say today.

>> No.17733080

>>17733015
degiro

>> No.17733082

>>17733035
>National SOCIALISM

>> No.17733083

BREAKER HIT

>> No.17733084

>>17733034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk7vC-9Qv-8

here you can hear boomers crying :
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>> No.17733088

>>17733029
Cash.

>> No.17733087

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HIT THE SECOND BREAKER?

>> No.17733089
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17733089

FROZEN

>> No.17733090

TUMBLING DOWN
>>17733072
TUMBLING DOWN
>>17733072
TUMBLING DOWN
>>17733072
TUMBLING DOWN
>>17733072
TUMBLING DOWN
>>17733072

>> No.17733098

>>17733037
what? You accidentally reply to the wrong post or something anon?

>> No.17733100

HALT'D

>> No.17733103

>>17733015
Etoro

>> No.17733104

>>17733034

https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

cnbc coping into oblivion

>> No.17733105

>>17733035
He had one moment. One opportunity. To seize the means of production.

>> No.17733108

>>17732983
We have a planned economy you fucking idiot. The stock market exists because a legal framework permits it to.

>> No.17733107
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17733107

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17733109
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17733109

Circuit breaker for your bitch ass.

>> No.17733112

ROBINHOOD JUST CRASHED AGAIN MOST LIKELY.

MY OPTIONS WENT TO 1 CENT.

>> No.17733118
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17733118

UNBREAKABLE DOW SUPPORT AT 21850
Hahah
Bears on suicide watch

>> No.17733121
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17733121

CAC down 9.2 %

>> No.17733133

>>17732485
if people just want out of an asset because they are scared they will lower the price. if they are confident the asset will maintain its value they will hold out for a price near the price they bought it at.

>> No.17733135

I like how Robinhood handles breakers.

>> No.17733138
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17733138

FIRST SWITCH HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

TRADING SUSPENDED 15 MINUTES

>> No.17733146
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17733146

>been memeing a global happening for years
>mfw its finally here

>> No.17733151

>>17733112
Yeeeep

>> No.17733155
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17733155

>>17733109

Fucking CNBC stream just went dead! :D

>> No.17733187

WHAT TRHE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY CALLS AND PUTS

>> No.17733195

STREAM CNBC IS DOWN.

>> No.17733210
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17733210

>>17733146

You have no idea how much I've been waiting for this. ;)

>> No.17733213
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17733213

Will we see the -13% switch today frens?

>> No.17733215

>>17733155
>>17733195
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

>> No.17733223

if they can just halt trading, why dont they just halt everything until the virus is over?

>> No.17733233

dow was at this level in december? sooooooo

>> No.17733241

>>17733103
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17733252

ROBINHOOD DOWN AGAIN

>> No.17733255

>>17733213
i hope so

>> No.17733262
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17733262

>>17733146
based bear gang unite

>> No.17733263

>>17733195
Nah man I'm watching it

>> No.17733281
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17733281

>>17733215

>> No.17733301

>>17733027
>>17733066
Rope and chair stock

>> No.17733314
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17733314

>> No.17733332

>>17733081
Bro you're literally delusional if you think SNSS is going to ever recover and hit 1 again with the world economy crashing and burning. Cut your fucking losses before it's too late

>> No.17733335

>>17733027
Probably a retailer

>> No.17733358
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17733358

LET'S JUST CLOSE THE MARKETS DOWN

>> No.17733361

>>17733027
Inverse ETF

>> No.17733362

>>17733223
>Halt for 18 months

>> No.17733364

>>17733223
because that would be socialism/communism

>> No.17733366

>>17733223
because if they halt trading now after downplaying it as "just the flu bro" it would throw everyone into a mass panic

>> No.17733368

>>17733233
Dec of 2018, bro. 15 months ago

>> No.17733390
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>>17732696
> He doesn't know

>> No.17733404

>>17733081
Don't buy the dream of a vaccine, buy medical suppliers

>> No.17733434

>>17733368
fuck u right

>> No.17733441
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17733441

Mommasan

>> No.17733454

>>17733390
yeah and lockheed is down too.
buying it totally fucked me.

war doesnt matter its total collapse time.

>> No.17733466

>NO DEMOCRAT
>NO REPUBLICAN
>JUST LEADERSHIP!
Is Cramer high? Dolan has spent weeks portraying this crisis as a Democrat Deep-State Hoax to discredit him.

>> No.17733468

WTF THE SELL BUTTON DOES NOTHING

>> No.17733482

So, uh, is this the bottom? Or do we keep going to breakers 2 and 3?

>> No.17733520

>>17733482
Maybe not all in one day. But likely 5-7% drops daily.

>> No.17733526

>>17733482
Crypto keeps dumping and CNBC can't stop coping, we will get at least to breaker 2

>> No.17733531

im thinking of selling everything i have . i know im fucking late to the party . these funds im holding takes a couple of days to sell aswell... i was waitng for recoil but never coom....god kill me now..

>> No.17733537

>>17733468
I think they hit the circuit breaker

>> No.17733550

we are hitting breaker 2, as soon as trading is live and i'm doing more puts

>> No.17733554
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17733554

>we hit breakers in 5 fucking minutes from open

>> No.17733603

Yeah, Stacey has this whole thing under complete control.

>> No.17733606

>>17733434
But the first time the Dow was at these levels was Sept. of 2017. 2.5 years essentially erased - and that's before you take in account inflation and the insane QE printing presses. So arguably we've erased 3+ years of honk honk.
I say good riddance. Make people more humble again.

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>>17733550
are we going to get a triple?

>> No.17733648

>>17733550
I want to see that 2nd breaker as much as the next anon, but 1st breaker usually works, I fear we may hover around that 7% for today

>> No.17733652

when is trading live again?

>> No.17733657

>>17733482
I think we hit #2 a bit after noon, they are seriously saying they think it will rise once it resumes, why are bulls so fucking delsuional?

>> No.17733661

So, are we gonna hit breaker #2?

>> No.17733688
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17733688

You should buy KO right now. It's insanely cheap and TOMORROW IS EXDIV DATE.

>> No.17733698

Oil down almost 8%

>> No.17733720

>>17733661
if you wish hard enough, it might come true!

>> No.17733738

its the culling before the bull run have fate bros

>> No.17733741

>>17733657
B-b-b-buy the dip

>> No.17733745

>>17733603
kek, watching too

>> No.17733750

Yes Dems, forget that Dolan and his administration and the Faux News were directly blaming you for Coronachan and the stock market.
Now you must band together to save Dolan's Presidency.
Will someone slap Cramer's dumb ass?
Kudlow STILL blames the Dems for the 2008 melt-down.

>> No.17733758

WE'RE MOVING AGAIN

>> No.17733771

everyone give your meme energy to bring about the second breaker

>> No.17733777

>>17733688
where do Warren buffet and elites like him put their money when things are like this?

>> No.17733799

Does having shit in the stock market make you literally retarded why would people think this was just gonna blow over

>> No.17733823
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>>17733777
t-notes/bonds/real estate

>> No.17733825

>>17733777
Buffet happened to sell like 100 biliion USD in stocks a month or two ago and was sitting on the cash.

>> No.17733904
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:D

>> No.17733912
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17733912

> Don't stop believing

>> No.17733920
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JESUS IT JUST KEEPS DUMPING

>> No.17733926

-8% boys

>> No.17733934
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17733934

>bought AMD at 42
Well see you guys in a year when I break even.

>> No.17733951

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>> No.17733954

Watching this, start humming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZarmRLa2p9Q

>> No.17733980

>>17733912
what the fuck did you invest in??

>> No.17734005

>>17733980
probably puts

>> No.17734023

>>17733823
>real estate
credit crunch incoming

>> No.17734031

>>17733980
Probably Nx leveraged SQQQ like a smart boy.

>> No.17734034

>>17734005
fuck what are the best puts to do right now besides GME?

>> No.17734049

the fuck happened to sava i left for one month

>> No.17734073

Yes Cramer, all Nancy has to do is suck Dolan's orange cock and accept responsibility for everything that has gone wrong.
Then the gov't can all operate together in complete allegiance to Orange Grifter's whims in the matter.
Don't
Hold
Your
Breath.

>> No.17734080

>LMT taking a beating. But holding. Divies.

>> No.17734085

is SNSS anon kill?

>> No.17734123

>>17734080
I SOLD AT THE BOTTOM AAAAAAAAH

>> No.17734139

Jerome in the house, the pump is in
the party is over bear chads

>> No.17734140

>>17734085
Nope, still here.

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I just bought MSFT, KO and SPY super cheap.

Just imagine being retarded enough to not buy as much stocks as you can right now when everything is a major discount and will come back to all-time highs in a few months because you're worried that the fact that a chink who ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniff-sniffs and the fact that aged dinosaur juice is now suddenly cheaper will somehow cause a global calamity that will harm the world's production and throw us into a longlasting recession.

Just IMAGINE.

>> No.17734147

>>17732073
I'm this anon, put on everything, added NFLX at bell
>>17734005
>>17733980

>> No.17734332

MOMMMMMYYYYYYYY

>> No.17734398

>currently have 150 invested
>have 4800 saved in my general savings
Should I bite the bullet and invest 1k so I can buy a bunch of stocks that have fallen?

>> No.17734442

bought SPY long at 249

>> No.17734470

bought 800 sqqq shares during the circuit breaker. i really, really don't hope we trip all 3 circuit breakers today, like this feels so fucked up to watch. but i think that is very likely to happen today.

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>>17734398
wait till we actually hit bottom before buying anything to hold. There's no sign this will end anytime soon

>> No.17734475

>>17734398
Wait for chapter 11s

>> No.17734481

how do I short real estate?

I've been using fngd to short tech with massive returns. Thanks reddit for pumping tesla. Now I want to short real estate.

>> No.17734533

>>17734473
>>17734475
Another question, should I invest like 500 dollars to buy some puts like this anon >>17732073
did?