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>tfw ran out of toilet paper today and nowhere has it

Do I really have to pay 1000 per roll ? Will I get dumped on if I buy the top ? Pls don’t dump on me toilet whales

>> No.17720590
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17720590

>>17720543
Wash your asshole

>> No.17720606
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17720606

WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO WIPE MY ASS WITH ? I CANT EVEN FIND PAPER TOWELS WHERE IM AT

>> No.17720647

>>17720590
I gotta take a shower everytime I shit ??!!

>> No.17720657

>>17720606
an old t-shirt

>> No.17720669

Just wipe with your hand like a true alpha Chad

>> No.17720679

Also, will paper towels moon since toilet paper is like BtC and paper towels are like eth ?

>> No.17720702
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17720702

Just go to your local nursery bro. I just so happen to already grow lambs ear so I'll be in business.

>> No.17720722

>>17720543
I can ship you a 24 pack for 100$ or 50 link

>> No.17720735

>>17720543
Just use your hand bro

>> No.17720758

>>17720702
You can smoke the mullien to use as an expectorant as well

>> No.17720880

if you poop properly from a normal diet with the right amount of fiber you dont even need to wipe because the shit holds itself together in a log and doesnt leave anything behind on your ass or ass hair

>> No.17721110
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17721110

You fools, it's right under your ass, the answer is clear.

>> No.17721126

Use newspaper lmao

>> No.17721140

>>17721126
Good idea

>> No.17721169

Be a man and use a pinecone faggot

>> No.17721185

>>17720647
No one said you have to.