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[Anonymous No.17719736]

Acceptance

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>>17718831

[Anonymous No.17719762]

Circuit breakers incoming

[Anonymous No.17719776]

[Anonymous No.17719781]

Happy that I'll be buying stocks soon hopefully later this year or next.

[Anonymous No.17719784]

>Trump triggered a massive global recession with one two minute speech

Imagine how low the pollution will go by 2021

[Anonymous No.17719789]

Holy shit Trump opening his mouth just makes it so much worse.

[Anonymous No.17719790]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

[Anonymous No.17719793]

Who else is /short/ and /comfy/?

[Anonymous No.17719797]

[Anonymous No.17719799]

how do circuit breakers on nasdaq futures work exactly

[Anonymous No.17719798]

BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP

[Anonymous No.17719801]

What are your moves for tomorrow kings?
How bad do you think it will be?

[Anonymous No.17719802]

>nikkei -5.5%
>ASX -6.8%
holy hell

[Anonymous No.17719804]

[Anonymous No.17719807]

so its not actually because of Trump's speech but because of apehoop?

[Anonymous No.17719808]

BREAKER TRIP INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17719810]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

IMA BUY SPY PUTS TOMMOROW TOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17719813]

GET THE FUCKING CIRCUIT BREAKERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17719816]

>>17719736

[Anonymous No.17719817]

>>17719784
lol i one day aspire to shitpost on this level and btfo yuroshits in the process

[Anonymous No.17719818]

Wtf I'm poor

[Anonymous No.17719820]

AHHHHHHHHHHH I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE PUTS TODAY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17719822]

>>17719736
>Acceptance
Capitulation, thanks for the cheap assets.

[Anonymous No.17719823]

REMINDER: It is too late to invest in an inverse ETF

REMINDER: Go buy toilet paper and rice if you can, it won't be there tomorrow

REMINDER: Stock up on guns and ammo

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17719826]

Does the DAX have circuit breakers?

[Anonymous No.17719828]

please tell me my stocks are gonna be okay i didnt sell

[Anonymous No.17719833]

A world-wide economic collapse would be great. perfect time for the socialist revolution.

[Anonymous No.17719834]

NASDAQ hit breakers, DOW hitting breakers, S&P next!

[Anonymous No.17719837]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlr2ZMTc52E&

[Anonymous No.17719839]

>DAX -7%
>DAX -7%

[Anonymous No.17719840]

will my inverse skyrocket at opening tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17719842]

WE ARE TESTING DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>THIS IS THE FINAL SUPPORT
WE ARE TESTING DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>THIS IS THE FINAL SUPPORT
WE ARE TESTING DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>THIS IS THE FINAL SUPPORT
WE ARE TESTING DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>THIS IS THE FINAL SUPPORT
WE ARE TESTING DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>THIS IS THE FINAL SUPPORT
WE ARE TESTING DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>THIS IS THE FINAL SUPPORT
WE ARE TESTING DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>THIS IS THE FINAL SUPPORT
WE ARE TESTING DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>THIS IS THE FINAL SUPPORT
WE ARE TESTING DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>THIS IS THE FINAL SUPPORT

[Anonymous No.17719841]

>>17719807
it’s because realization has set in that no, business will not go on as normal

[Anonymous No.17719843]

>70% of my portfolio is SQQQ
>10% is HXD (TSX -2×)

[Anonymous No.17719846]

>>17719798
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17719847]

>>17719828
lol

[Anonymous No.17719849]

TRUMP SAID CARGO TOO

NO TAKE BACKSIES

[Anonymous No.17719851]

>Trump literally has Corona virus

Exit as fast as you can, this will not be pretty.

[Anonymous No.17719854]

BREAKERS HAVE BEEN HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[W33DBrahski No.17719856]

>>17719736
Time to buy more TLT?

[Anonymous No.17719857]

>>17719801
Put 10% of total stack in SPXL for every 4% drop of SPY

[Anonymous No.17719860]

what the fuck
limit is -5% no?

[Anonymous No.17719861]

HOW CAN I GET AN ORDER FILLED FOR SQQQ AT 4 AM
WHY DID I CLOSE MY POSITION GOD NO FUCK I WANT TO DIE

[Anonymous No.17719864]

>>17719826
this but FTSE
???????

[Anonymous No.17719867]

>>17719736

so, where are we in the cheatsheet?

my vote is finally entering panic which will peak after us reaches peak infection rates

in other news my uncle still thinks he'll go to italy, because '' i can t get vacation time any other month ''

[Anonymous No.17719868]

WE HIT THE CIRCUIT BREAKER

[Anonymous No.17719869]

OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.17719878]

DAX FTSE down 6.6%, GLOBAL MELTDOWN TRIGGERED BY FUCKING TRUMP

[Anonymous No.17719880]

We at 5% did the breakers break?

[Anonymous No.17719881]

>>17719840
Yes it will

[Anonymous No.17719882]

>>17719798
that ain't bullish tbqhfamtbh

[Anonymous No.17719883]

I honestly didn't think it would go this low. Congrats on this. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.17719885]

DOW AT 22K
NO SURVIVORS

>>17719826
Tried to look it up but no answer

[Anonymous No.17719889]

WHAT IS THE BREAKER LIMIT FOR FUTURES

[Anonymous No.17719890]

White House has clarified that the Europe ban DOES NOT apply to goods and trade reports @justinsink

kek quick walkback

[Anonymous No.17719892]

>ASX -7.5%
the floor is gone

[Anonymous No.17719894]

HOW LONG UNTIL WE SEE BROKERS SPLATTERED ALL OVER WALL STREET?
YEEEEHAAAAAWWWW

[Anonymous No.17719900]

>>17719867
>so, where are we in the cheatsheet?
Forget that shit. Nothing works anymore. Hold on to your pets if you have one.

[Anonymous No.17719901]

Under 20,000 at Friday close?

[Anonymous No.17719905]

Looks like NASDAQ hit the breakers

[Anonymous No.17719906]

WE'RE ARE MY ASX BROS AT?

>-7.61%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17719907]

>>17719860
So for these futures does that mean the trades will complete as the market opens?

[Anonymous No.17719910]

Are there even 10,000 deaths worldwide yet?
This stupid meme has destroyed the global economy and it's fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.17719914]

>>17719861
Why would you buy after the dump?

[Anonymous No.17719915]

Trump looked absolutely awful. He is sick, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.17719917]

>>17719889
S&P 500, 5%

[Anonymous No.17719918]

>>17719860
Me thinks on the S&P

[Anonymous No.17719921]

>>17719840
Yep. Should be a nice gap up for you.

[Anonymous No.17719922]

>>17719833
we've been living in a global socialist revolution for the past 50 years you dim witted fuck. you have no idea what's coming. global weimar is almost over. what comes next i think we both know. not the flavor of socialism you are thinking of.

[Anonymous No.17719924]

Is anyone gonna go shopping for cheapies tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17719927]

LIMIT-DOWN
>LIMIT-DOWN
LIMIT-DOWN
>LIMIT-DOWN

[Anonymous No.17719928]

This shit is too fast
Tourists, FUCK OFF. WE'RE FULL.

[Anonymous No.17719930]

>>17719798
>trump starts sarcastically mimicking a person talking as her screams are heard over the speaker

[Anonymous No.17719932]

>>17719889
5% and the breakers just tripped.

[Anonymous No.17719934]

IF I BUY ON OPEN ORDER NOW DO I GET BUY BEFORE than IF I BUY EARLY MORNING FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.17719940]

>>17719790
Thank you friend this music fits the mood very much.

[Anonymous No.17719942]

>>17719915
It's probably just his adderall addiction

[Anonymous No.17719943]

>>17719915
Lol he was short of breath at times also.

[Anonymous No.17719944]

>>17719910
imagine if the man decided not to eat the bat that day

[Anonymous No.17719945]

S&P futures at fucking 2600, jeeesus christ

[Anonymous No.17719948]

>>17719924
LOOK AT THE BULL AND LAUGH
AHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGGAHA

[Anonymous No.17719949]

>>17719910
Just imagine being retarded enough to not buy as much stocks as you can right now when everything is a major discount and will come back to all-time highs in a few months because you're worried that a chink who ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniff-sniffs and the fact that aged dinosaur juice is now suddenly cheaper will cause a global calamity that will harm the world's production and throw us into a longlasting recession.

Just IMAGINE.

[Anonymous No.17719950]

>>17719907
No it is real time trading. Markets open at wherever the future have stopped at.

[Anonymous No.17719951]

>>17719924
Go ask SNSS Anon about cheapies

[Anonymous No.17719952]

>>17719890
Are they fucking retarded? Why did they even say this to begin with.

[Anonymous No.17719953]

>>17719906
im here, mate

[Anonymous No.17719956]

DO THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
HAVE CIRCUIT BREAKERS?

[Anonymous No.17719959]

>>17719914
ITS ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE

[Anonymous No.17719963]

how do i cope with the fact that i didn't buy puts that i would have otherwise because i was about to transfer out of robinhood

[Anonymous No.17719961]

>>17719910
leabing inbicator :DD

[Anonymous No.17719964]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYa3V7GIizI
The world right now

[Anonymous No.17719965]

>>17719890
Yeah I figured.

[Anonymous No.17719970]

>>17719932
They don't seem to have froze, wtf did they do?

[Anonymous No.17719972]

>>17719798
Didn't even consult europe. Holy shit lol. Master of soothing markets

[Anonymous No.17719973]

>>17719924
Thursday will be a temporary bottom before
1. More quarantine in America
2. Q1 earning calls
3. A bank (probably Deutsche) busts

[Anonymous No.17719981]

IT ALLLL
RETURNS
TO NOTHING
IT JUST KEEPS
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.17719982]

>>17719950
Holy shit lmao so it lost like 11% just today?

[Anonymous No.17719984]

>>17719956
YA WTF!

[Anonymous No.17719986]

>>17719798
Based

[Anonymous No.17719992]

>>17719890
BAHAHHAHA. So that's why Merkel called him in fucking panic

[Anonymous No.17719993]

S&P rising like a phoenix off the lows.

[Anonymous No.17719994]

>>17719928
I'm hungry.

[Anonymous No.17720003]

PPT out in force preventing a breaker trip

[Anonymous No.17720005]

The Fed has officially stepped in.

BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17720012]

>>17719953
what are we gonna buy when its all over?

[Anonymous No.17720013]

>>17719813

WHAT THE FUCK ARE CIRCUIT BREAKERS?

QUICK RUNDOWN?

[Anonymous No.17720014]

Serious question, not memeing when I ask this: do I just sell everything? If I started in 2016 the shit I got now is worth more than then so it's a safe idea, right?

[Anonymous No.17720015]

>>17719982
And it'll lose another 10% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17720016]

>>17719952
here's my theory
>original text on the prompter
prohibitions do not apply to cargo
>what Trump read
prohibitions do not ONLY apply to cargo

and the rest is history

[Anonymous No.17720022]

Takes 2-3 days for money to settle in my brokerage. Is there even a point to jump in?

[Anonymous No.17720025]

Coofers all over the shop
you will be one of them
sooner or later

[Anonymous No.17720029]

>>17720013
The american futures market automatically closes when it reaches -5%

[Anonymous No.17720030]

>>17720022
No

[Anonymous No.17720033]

>>17720005
-20% tomorrow, no doubt about it. energy, airlines, and public recreation will be down well above 30%. TSLA will probably reach all time highs, though.

[Anonymous No.17720034]

>>17720013
Nipple clamps for 401ks

[Anonymous No.17720038]

>>17720003
They are only making the inevitable worse.

[Anonymous No.17720039]

Where can I bet Robinhood will be down tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.17720042]

fed pump is so obviously holy shit

[Anonymous No.17720044]

It's beautiful

[Anonymous No.17720043]

>>17720013
HNNNNNNNG

[Anonymous No.17720046]

>>17719993
>Fed now have to pump to keep futures off the limit

[Anonymous No.17720047]

>>17720005
It's not the Fed it's the people who shorted it too much.

[Anonymous No.17720050]

FUTURES ALREADY RECOVERING
>FUTURES ALREADY RECOVERING
FUTURES ALREADY RECOVERING
>FUTURES ALREADY RECOVERING
FUTURES ALREADY RECOVERING
>FUTURES ALREADY RECOVERING
FUTURES ALREADY RECOVERING
>FUTURES ALREADY RECOVERING

[Anonymous No.17720051]

>>17719798

>Pence, pretend you're the answering machine again when she calls, put it on speaker

[Anonymous No.17720054]

wew that bounce

[Anonymous No.17720055]

>this fed pump
won't work and won't save your job Powell

[Anonymous No.17720056]

>>17720012
A length of rope from bunnings

[Anonymous No.17720057]

>>17719890
>>17719965
It's the other way around retards, it was clarified that “And these prohibitions will not only apply to the tremendous amount of trade and cargo. But various other things as we get approval, anything coming from Europe to the United States.”

[Anonymous No.17720063]

>>17719922

>global socialist revolution

Not quite. Imperialist swine have always murdered anyone democratically organizing for better working conditions, and democratic control of national resources.

[Anonymous No.17720064]

>read a memepost on wsb saying SPY was going to 220 by 3/20
>decided to buy a couple 230 puts for shits and giggles
>didn't buy more because it was just throwaway money anyway

Could've made bank. Oh well, at least I'll make a little bank.

[Anonymous No.17720068]

>>17720014
make your own decisions for fuck's sake, no one knows your cost basis or your unrealized gain loss right now, i swear to god some of you are brain dead

[Anonymous No.17720072]

It hit 5.17% why is it still trading?

[Anonymous No.17720074]

>>17720015
YOU STOCKFAGS TOLD ME THAT IT DIDN'T DUMP LIKE CRYPTO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17720077]

Jew here:
This is the global financial crash as planned a long time ago.
This will be 100 times worse than 1929, and will cause WW3.

As soon as it falls to nothing, America will have civil unrests which will lead to a Civil War!
The EU is going to collapse, and civil wars will spread across Western European countries.
The Russians will invade Turkey in one night and continue to go towards Germany.

Money will not be worth anything, and laws won't exist.
It is already starting, within weeks of this post you will be in total chaos.

Good luck Goyims!

[Anonymous No.17720079]

Why is everything so hard for me guys?

>>17719928
Holy shittttt I love this I want kinky burger giving maid fetish ladies

[Anonymous No.17720078]

>>17720015
10% is a best case scenario.

[Anonymous No.17720081]

HODL SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17720084]

lol at that pathetic PPT attempt, not even they can hold up this shit

[Anonymous No.17720085]

>>17720047
No short gets filled afterhours

[Anonymous No.17720086]

>>17720072
S&P, retard, not DOW.

[Anonymous No.17720087]

>>17720014
yeah sell it

[Anonymous No.17720092]

>>17720050
lol, yup. Limit down and 7% breakers at open. This speech was trump capitulating

[Anonymous No.17720093]

>>17720072
The Feds are trying to salvage the fucker

[Anonymous No.17720098]

>>17719924

LMAO DO IT FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.17720104]

Holy shit

[Anonymous No.17720106]

>>17720013
Is this fuckkng. Real?

Her tits did look fantastic in that college music video. I’d elect it if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.17720111]

>>17719924
Keep buying cheapies, maybe in a decade you will be able to make a profit out of it.

[Anonymous No.17720112]

>>17720077

FUCK YOU! IRAN WILL NUKE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

[Anonymous No.17720115]

>>17720012
Only blue chips and companies I actually like. No more pennymemes for me. I want MSFT at sub $100.

[Anonymous No.17720116]

LOL I'M OUT SEE YOU GUYS LATER AT THE SOUP KITCHEN!

[Anonymous No.17720117]

>>17720081
FOR HOW LONG?

[Anonymous No.17720120]

>>17719964
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYa3V7GIizI

[Anonymous No.17720121]

https://youtu.be/PErUiAyVoGc

[Anonymous No.17720122]

>>17719924
Yes. I'm depositing $2200 into my broker and will split evenly between MSFT, KO and SSO.

[Anonymous No.17720126]

>>17719924
SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP I NEED TO FUCKING THINK!!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.17720132]

>>17720104
Austrian Economy is over
has been shedding between 9-2% every day for a week straight

[Anonymous No.17720133]

Gentlemen, I remember being a hard advocate for SQQQ back in the summer of 2018. I’m glad it has been meme’d into the ethos of /biz/. May it serve you all well. I would like to conclude my short address with the following message: fuck bulls, fuck anime, fuck tripfags, fuck clown world, fuck blumpf, fuck the fed, fuck niggers, fuck jews and fuck gooks. Also this crisis in the markets has fuck all to do with Coronavirus - we had record low short interest going into the peak coupled with options hedging going out the window as everyone went as long as they could. No buyers left, and everyone rushes for the exits.

Thank you, SQQQuad

[Anonymous No.17720134]

Oh fuck...
CBS cancelling basketball...
VIAC is going to zero isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.17720135]

>>17720084
there is literally nothing they can do about it. 20% down tomorrow i'd bet every measly cent i own on it. the bad news will not stop here. i expect germany will try to re-negotiate nordstream with the russians to try to pump their shitty economy and save DB or whatever, tanking oil harder. by the way oil will go to $25 tomorrow at a bare minimum and stay there for months or years, allowing china and india to industrialize extremely rapidly. if you want gains look east.

[Anonymous No.17720139]

>>17720116
what do we call the new Hoovervilles? Trumptowns?

[Anonymous No.17720140]

>>17719828
You have as many shares now as you did earlier today. That hasn't changed.

[Anonymous No.17720142]

It's fucking over. It's literally fucking over. If you still hold anything tomorrow I can't imagine what an idiot you are.

[Anonymous No.17720144]

>>17720104
>16:27
ignore for now, same with Italy and France

also the fed can't even keep this shit above -1000 lmao

[Anonymous No.17720148]

>Trump accidentally says cargo banned too

He literally just had to read the teleprompter.

[Anonymous No.17720149]

>>17719736
A repsresentitive of /pmg/ here to led an open hand to any /smg/ bros caught in this freefall.
It's not over yet.

Cut your losses. Buy the shiny rocks.

[Anonymous No.17720151]

I may well hit 1000% gains tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17720157]

i've picked up GUSH while it's super cheap in the expectation that oil will go back up once the markets start to recover, and a bit of SQQQ to get some short-run gains. am i larping bear correctly?

[Anonymous No.17720158]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>THREAD THEME

[Anonymous No.17720165]

Could you imagine how much worse this shit would be with Obama at the helm? Eternal bear market

[Credit Spread Officer No.17720166]

it's actually fucking happening. shelves are cleaning out fast. i went to the same shop today twice, earlier today it was full. it's almost empty now. and i live in one of the most supplied cities in america.

[Anonymous No.17720167]

fed is burning up another $150 billion. PRINT MORE JERRY!

[Anonymous No.17720171]

>>17720139
Nothingburgs

[Anonymous No.17720172]

>>17720133
Anime is the only relief in clownworld hell ya daft cunt

>>17720142
But... oversold bounces happen...

[Anonymous No.17720177]

>>17720148
He did, obviously someone in his team had a big short in the market. Kek'd

[Anonymous No.17720181]

>>17720057
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.17720183]

>>17720104
Nice.

[Anonymous No.17720184]

HOW DO I COPE WITH CLOSING SQQQ FOR A PROFIT EXPECTING FAKE AND GAY PUMPS TOMORROW
I CANT FUCKING DEAL WITH IT
I CANNOT

[Anonymous No.17720188]

>>17720148
see >>17720016

[Anonymous No.17720197]

HOW MANY ARE GETTING MARGIN CALLED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17720199]

>>17720157
GUSH is unironically fucked, I bought as well. Didn't you hear about the reverse split?

[Anonymous No.17720202]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237924658185469954


JHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Trump family members shorted the market and covered 5 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.17720205]

>>17720117
I always take a 25% profit

[Anonymous No.17720211]

>>17720184
cope by asking your parents what the value of their 401k was last month compared to right now.

[Anonymous No.17720213]

>>17720165
Obama would’ve listened to the epidemiologists.

[Anonymous No.17720214]

Buy JD BABA and BILI

[Anonymous No.17720216]

>>17720181
nice unreliable twitter source, faggot

[Anonymous No.17720217]

Cucks on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.17720219]

>>17720184
You made a profit. Look at all the pink wojaks and smile. There is ALWAYS a bear market

[Anonymous No.17720220]

>>17720165
Are you joking, Trump is handling this like a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.17720221]

>>17719944
>>17719949
>believing CCP retarded propaganda
ngmi

[Anonymous No.17720224]

>Austria
>Brazil
wtf is going on? liquidation?

[cunt No.17720227]

>>17719973
>Deutsche
Yes they are fucked

[Anonymous No.17720232]

>>17720202
>payroll tax cut
Like clockwork

[Anonymous No.17720233]

>>17720181
lmao

[Anonymous No.17720235]

>>17720216
Justin Sink is the whitehouse correspondent for Bloomberg.

[Anonymous No.17720237]

>>17720217
This is NOT bullish

[Anonymous No.17720238]

>DO YOU FEEL IT NOW MR CRABS?

[Anonymous No.17720239]

>>17720142
I still have six shares of BA. What am I thinking? It's getting double-whammied from Max-8 and travel slumps. But I love Boeing planes.

[Anonymous No.17720240]

>>17720217
AAAAAHAGAHAHSHAH AS HAHAH

[Anonymous No.17720241]

I won't be able to keep my eyes of my phone with my puts printing

[Anonymous No.17720244]

>>17720217
THANK YOU CORONA CHAN

[Anonymous No.17720247]

>>17720211
MY FATHER IS DEAD AND MY MOTHER IS DESTITUTE WITH ZERO SAVINGS WHAT SO EVER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17720252]

>>17720217

NOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17720253]

>>17720227
merkel will probably announce something by the end of next week, unironically. they're so, so fucked.

real estate market is going to take an absolute unrequited bloody shit in the coming weeks and months. unemployment will spike. we are entering a phase of history that will make 2008 look tame.

[Anonymous No.17720256]

>>17719736
My only prayer is that my SPXS But and three 241$ SPY puts outweigh my now worthless oil calls.

Idk what will happen. It seems to obvious for Trump to just intentionally tank the market like this. No stimulus but quarantine the entire continent of Europe. What did he expect would happen. Don’t fail me Donny.

[Anonymous No.17720257]

>>17720217

[Anonymous No.17720261]

>>17720217
Why the fuck am I actually pissed about this? I should be worried about stocks not this for fuck's sake!

[Anonymous No.17720268]

>>17720247
:(

I laughed and I feel bad, I hope you guys are alright

[cunt No.17720270]

>>17720217
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17720271]

Guys, I had a conference call.. Did we just hit breakers in futures again?

[Anonymous No.17720272]

JUST TRIGGER THE FUCKING CIRCUIT BREAKER ALREADY YOU LITTLE SHIT

[Anonymous No.17720273]

>>17720217

Nòoooooooooooooo, I need my BBC fix

[Anonymous No.17720275]

I haven't sold anything yet. Should I lock in my losses here or just ride this out until 2030?

[Anonymous No.17720277]

>>17720235
yeah trump just tweeted about it

[Anonymous No.17720278]

>>17720217
The world really is going to shit eh?

[Anonymous No.17720279]

>>17719736
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.17720281]

BUMP BUMP BUMP

[Anonymous No.17720284]

[Anonymous No.17720287]

>>17720217
Corona-chan is an angel sent by God to punish us sinners conformed.

[Anonymous No.17720289]

>>17720275
bro...

[Anonymous No.17720291]

>>17720217
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.17720292]

>>17720217

FUCK EVERYONES GONNA STOP MAKING PORN

HOW WILL I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.17720294]

>>17720278
it's been shit. this is the beginning of a rebirth.

[Anonymous No.17720300]

This motherfucker called this repo market crash in November and you're all here jerking off to coronavirus. How else called this?

https://youtu.be/thfJXeMzedc

[Anonymous No.17720302]

>>17720157

The inflation adjusted low for WTI is $18.

The nominal number is $11.

WTI rebounded at $26 back in 2016, so that's your first support.

After that who the fuck knows.

Long term I would feel comfortable buying below $28.

[Anonymous No.17720303]

>>17720172
>watching chinky dinky gooky cartoons
Would you like some ice cold onions milk with that?

[Credit Spread Officer No.17720304]

>>17720241
markets will close.

[Anonymous No.17720306]

Two, nothing wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.17720308]

>>17720275
Just buy SPY puts at open and cover your loss in a single day
It's free money

[Anonymous No.17720311]

>>17720217
>NOOOO NOT MY BLACK BULLERINOS
>NOT MY HECKIN’ AFRIKERN RIMJARBS
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17720312]

>>17720184
In the same boat

[Anonymous No.17720313]

futures are still going to hit breaker. ppt can't do shit anymore. good job trump

[Anonymous No.17720315]

>>17720077
based and shemitapilled
time for the messhiah Harry from Dan's tribe to rise as rightful king of Jerusalem

[Anonymous No.17720317]

>>17720237
kek

[Anonymous No.17720319]

>>17720275
Why are you asking us, most of us are poor fags

[Anonymous No.17720321]

>>17720237
KEK

[Anonymous No.17720322]

TRUMP MUST PAY

[Anonymous No.17720327]

>>17720268
NO ANON I MADE IT OUT WITH A COMFY TECH JOB AND HAVE MORE MONEY THAN I EVER HAVE IN MY it's only about a 20k net worth but i'm trying to generate some wealth AND MY 42 FUCKING SHARES OF SQQQ ARE GONE

[Anonymous No.17720337]

Why is the UK even exempt from this travel ban? Makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.17720340]

>>17720304
Yeah when it triggers 20% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17720342]

So how bad is it in Australia?

[Anonymous No.17720344]

>>17719841
>>17719807
Nobody can pretend "it's just a flu bro" anymore

[Anonymous No.17720348]

holy fuck this is good news how long will it last before its a great idea to buy stocks again after everyone sells tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17720350]

>>17720304
Ya after down 20%

[Anonymous No.17720352]

>>17720300
Zerohedge called it in fucking August

[Anonymous No.17720356]

>>17720337
dirty anglos look out for each other

[Anonymous No.17720359]

Will they?

https://youtu.be/thfJXeMzedc

[Anonymous No.17720361]

>>17720315
Dan has some explaining to do. That much is certain. His actions were seen.

[Anonymous No.17720364]

Nikkei drilling to earth's core

Olympics cancellation looking very likely atm

[Anonymous No.17720367]

>>17720275
If you're sold on waiting, wait and see if the fed's incoming dumps triggers a second dead cat and sell then. waiting it out isnt the worst idea in the world unless it turns into a depression, and by then everyone's fucked anyway.

[Anonymous No.17720371]

>>17719798
Trumpymandius: Europe in all their filth and despair, they clog these world streets with their degenerate evil, yet they come to ME and ask for help but I whisper...no.

>>17720217
This virus is the best force for good ever conceived

[Anonymous No.17720374]

>>17720337

Because the virus is fulfilling America's foreign policy objectives.

It's a man made virus.

[Anonymous No.17720375]

>>17720337
Because the UK had Brexit. The UK isn't part of Europe anymore. It's more difficult for continental europeans to get to UK now due to border and travel restrictions.

As a result, UK is insulated from what's going on the continent. As a result of that, travel between US and UK will be safer. Anglos united can never be defeated

[Anonymous No.17720377]

>>17720342
Buy bboz my dude

[Anonymous No.17720381]

>>17720217
Fuckin kek for a second I read that as "I have decided to suspend all shorts for BLACKED" as if it was a stock HAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17720382]

>>17720279
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.17720384]

>>17720352
zerohedge "called it" a thousand times since they started. they were going to be right eventually.

[Anonymous No.17720386]

>>17720327
relax, what you would have made on 42 shares is chump change compared to what you would have made with puts

[Anonymous No.17720389]

>>17720348
will anyone even have any left to sell?

[Anonymous No.17720391]

>>17720352

I guess if you predict the market will collapse every single year you'll be right eventually

[Anonymous No.17720398]

Fuck doods is it too late to actually get in to SQQQ/SPXU?

[Anonymous No.17720400]

>>17720342
-7.5% now

[Anonymous No.17720401]

>>17720199
I did not, please explain.

[Anonymous No.17720402]

>>17720224
can't speak for Brazil, but Austria is getting the heat from Italy, tourism is a big part of the economy and it's in the shitter, commerce with Italy is a big part and that is down the shitter, lots of components are produced in Austria and shipped around the world, also the US, in the shitter for the forseeable future
Not to mention a quarantine is looming.

The ATX was just jettisoned back to 2010

[Anonymous No.17720406]

>>17719963
Keep warm in the fact you're doing better in cash than all the boomers still holding their long positions

[Anonymous No.17720413]

>>17720386
I COULDNT BUY PUTS BECAUSE TDAMERITRADE DOES NOT GIVE ME OPTIONS BUYING POWER UNTIL MY FUNDS CLEAR, WHICH IS TOMORROW, WHICH IS TOO LATE
FUCK

[Anonymous No.17720414]

Is tomorrow the bottom? It can't possible be worse than this, can it? Right?

[Anonymous No.17720417]

>>17720398
The world is melting, future wil close with a circuit break in less than an hour, what you think?

[Anonymous No.17720418]

>>17720337
An island will drift away...

[Anonymous No.17720420]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9_sKPEeG24

thread theme

[Anonymous No.17720424]

Nice speech Trumpy

[Anonymous No.17720427]

>>17720398
nah go all in if you wanna be rich

[Anonymous No.17720429]

>>17720391
that's a cop out. they've been preaching the systemic weakness of the global economy that has lead us to this moment. a pandemic like this normally might trim 10%, 10% is a *lot.* this is going to break 20% just tomorrow alone. we're correcting for a lot more than coronavirus, which has been building up for a long time, which zerohedge has been 100% right about. the timing could not have been predicted until recently.

[Anonymous No.17720430]

>transferred my 401 out of stocks a week ago
>still lost 5% last month
>hurr durr just ride the market bro, don't try to catch a falling knife
What now you stupid fucking niggers? Ride your fucking market all the way to the bottom.

[Anonymous No.17720432]

Fuck who picked up any VIX good on ya

[Anonymous No.17720431]

>>17720398
Not too late if you can see each state start to shut itself down Italy-style

[Anonymous No.17720433]

if they're all doing bad, how do i pick one to short?

[Anonymous No.17720434]

>>17720414
At this point 2008 might start looking like a paradise

[cunt No.17720439]

>>17720382
THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.17720444]

Guys I had decided I wanted to buy at 20,001 on the Dow but I feel like we might actually get there quicker than I thought. Should I adjust that target buy amount?

[Anonymous No.17720449]

>>17720424
I'm retarded. What is she saying basically?

[Anonymous No.17720451]

Coronavirus hit at literally the worst possible time. I was finally breaking even and getting ready to take money out of the market. Now I'm 29% down.

[Anonymous No.17720454]

>>17720375
Doesn't matter. The virus is already in both the UK and the US and the US is barely doing anything to contain it.

[Anonymous No.17720457]

>>17720434
i am unironically considering going to the bank and taking out half of my savings in cash tomorrow.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17720461]

MEAN REVERSION TIME COMING UP

[Anonymous No.17720462]

>>17720413
i wish i were in your position
tomorrow is not too late, you can probably pick up a few thousand throughout the day and set yourself up for much more later on assuming you're funding over 25k into ameritrade

[Anonymous No.17720463]

>didn't preload puts
Why can't anything ever just go well why are we spiraling so out of control? Why didn't I just MAKE IT bros? I had 2K in my account now it should be easily 12K, we are literally Great Depressioning and the Airline stocks are all going to be single digit, BA is going to be 90 a share tomorrow yet I am in nothing but some gayass HD puts.

Jesus Christ I am too innocent and pure for this world please kill me now and take me to Heaven.

[Anonymous No.17720465]

>>17720398
it's probably going to surge tomorrow given the state of futures, it's not too late.

[Anonymous No.17720469]

>>17720444
when we get to 20k, the headlines will be even worse than they are today. develop a plan and stick to it if you want to make it.

[Anonymous No.17720470]

>>17720461
What is that?

[Anonymous No.17720473]

>>17720433
Just short the entire index i.e. SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17720474]

>>17720449
she's saying testing is free but treatment if you have it is not

[Anonymous No.17720479]

>>17720449
Their only not making you pay to get tested

[Anonymous No.17720481]

>>17720449
don't need to pay for tests, do need to pay for treatment.

[Anonymous No.17720483]

>>17720433
Dice? Darts? Or just be smart and spread out your shorts so that you don't risk being utterly fucked by a single outlier.

[Anonymous No.17720485]

>>17720449
Free to test if you have corona chan, paid a lot for treatment if you want to get better

[Anonymous No.17720496]

>>17720474
yeah they'll still fuck you with a $20,000 ER bill but at least the test is free. healthy profit on that for the insurance companies. win-win.

[Anonymous No.17720497]

>>17720375
that measure is like one month late mate
UK didn't even enact any restrictions on flights arriving and the Politicians have all but accepted the epidemic as ineviteable
UK took absolutely no measures to contain the Virus

[Anonymous No.17720499]

>>17720217
i dont get it. Why not just test for it ? Its not like its an std

[Anonymous No.17720502]

>>17720433
SQQQ is basically shorting the entire index, just go for that

[Anonymous No.17720503]

>>17720462
>over 25k into ameritrade
that's more than my net worth lmao ill just see myself out and tie the noose

[Anonymous No.17720507]

S&P literally the most based and strongest index out there, not even halted.

[Anonymous No.17720519]

>>17720485
This world is sickening.

[Anonymous No.17720521]

>>17720374
What about the domestic policy objectives? Is "epidemic" one of those

[Anonymous No.17720522]

>>17720454
The real reason is that the sitting president of the us of a thinks the EU is the reason why we have the coronavirus and he hates them anyway so "travel ban". He thinks Brexit is good and likes Boris, so UK can come. He's a retard.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17720526]

>>17720470
our futures will go back up a little bit again before they get dumped more

[Anonymous No.17720527]

>>17720469
Whats your strategy? Right now I have 100k and I haven't decided on what to buy.

I am thinking Shell, United Airlines, Microsoft, Uber, Suggestions?

[Anonymous No.17720541]

>>17720033
>TSLA
this is a joke, right?

[Anonymous No.17720546]

>>17720527
all in on apple, microsoft, amazon

[Anonymous No.17720550]

>that 200 point PPT pump
lol, it never actually holds so they're just wasting money

[Anonymous No.17720553]

>>17720519
Without a doubt, but what can we do? At least we have a final laugh with the incoming crash

[Anonymous No.17720554]

>>17720217

It really is over, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.17720555]

>>17720519
it's sick and it's been sick for a long time. the cure, ironically, is a sickness. the ramifications of this event will be felt for generations. this is the big one and every western nation will be very different after.

the population will be younger, more optimistic in the long run here. a wildfire encourages new growth. time for the boomer deadfall to burn.

[Anonymous No.17720556]

NEW NEW NEW

>>17720538
>>17720538

>>17720538

>>17720538

>>17720538

>>17720538

also somebody do the next one after this i gotta make dinner.

[Anonymous No.17720558]

i want to sell naked calls on US indices
i want to sell these calls 100 points above tomorrows open

it would be free money

[Anonymous No.17720559]

>>17720527
Way too early.
Give it a few weeks.
This bear hasn't even started.

[Anonymous No.17720563]

>>17720546
my dude, that is very highly focused in one sector, seems risky imo.

[Anonymous No.17720568]

How the FUCK do I make money in this market, bros

[Anonymous No.17720571]

>>17720527
my strategy is planning for the worst but hoping for the best.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17720576]

>>17720527
take your cash out and physically sit on it

[Anonymous No.17720581]

>>17720521

Yes. America is eliminating global commerce just as China was about to overtake the USA in terms of GDP in the middle of this decade.

You're already getting reports from China that they are saying that the virus didn't originate in Wuhan.

[Anonymous No.17720596]

>>17720253

WE ARE ENTERING THIS RECESSION WITH HISTORICALLY LOW INTEREST RATES, LET THIS SINK IN!

WE ARE ALREADY ULTRA LOW, WHAT IS THE FED GOING TO DO TO STOP THIS RECESSION? BRING IT DOWN TO -50%?????

[Anonymous No.17720598]

Between the virus scare and the 737 MAX, are we going to see the fall of Boeing?

[Anonymous No.17720600]

>>17720413
takes 2-3 /biz/ days for my brokerage

[Anonymous No.17720623]

>>17720308
I'll think about it. I've never bought a put contract before. A lot to learn before tomorrow morning

>>17720289
Sucks that I was on vacation when we entered the bobo zone. Lesson learned don't be sentimental about those strings of three or four letters. Training stop loss everything.

>>17720367
At this point it's losses or more losses, I just have to take my pick huh

[Anonymous No.17720638]

>>17720600
YES THREE DAYS, TOMORROW IS DAY THREE
I CANT YOLO PUTS WHEN THE MARKET IS BLOOD RED BEFORE OPEN
FFFFFFFFUCK

[Anonymous No.17720676]

>>17720596
There's nothing they can do except print money into the dirt. It's fucking over.

[Anonymous No.17720782]

>>17719928
Imagine a burger place where sexy maids shittalk you, spit in your food before they put it down, and write in their tip on your cheque, that would be a wacky place!

[Anonymous No.17720875]

>>17720081
Too late to buy on open? Going to get worse so might jump on it.

[Anonymous No.17720885]

>>17720527
You don't even think about buying shit until a year from now. This is it. This is the beginning of the second great depression

[Anonymous No.17720985]

>>17720171
lmao thats good

[Anonymous No.17720999]

>>17720308
3/13 put?

[Anonymous No.17721142]

>>17720352
Broken clock you fucking retard. Holy shit I am literally a prepper with guns and a 4x4 and theres no way I would ever trust ZH to make money in the meantime before an actual happening.